>Say good morning to a European >He starts crying

>>74085704
what?
is this true?

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>Say happy Fourth to a European
>He starts crying

>be me
>never said hello to strangers until I came to the US recently
>go back to my cunt for vacation
>say hello to random people and open doors for them
>they freak out

kek

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>say 'happy Easter' to an American
>he starts crying

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>interview the president of the united states
>"I've never seen anything like this," because he had to sign the ultimate (unintelligible) ...
>unintelligible

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>>74085704
>say

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>show a burger your hospital bill
>he shoots himself

>>74085704
>go to the us
>stranger asks me "how are you?"

Now I understand why you guys have guns. Would've pumped him full of lead.

Love being in the middle, we're not as open as the yanks nor as Autistic as the Euros, you can chat to strangers in the right places.

>be american
>get shot

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>say good morning to an american
>starts clapping
>the strain from the exercise gives him a heart attack

>>74085774
A good kek came out of that interview