are tim edition
doing a poo
>>74085092
would be better with every Tim selfie superimposed over one another to create the archetypal 'Tim'
if a bruce lets his hot chips go cold does he call them cold hot chips??
some runts called into triple j saying he's found the one but can't start or hold a conversation with her
need to get my kids on that martial arts ting bruv
>>74085115
can't even fathom how runty you have to be to call in to a radio station haha
morning lads
>>74085113
why would you let your hot chips go cold
>>74085124
source on this?
>>74085142
a dingo got in your ute just before you could eat them so you had to chase it out. now your hot chips are cold. what do you call them???
>>74085149
me and you after school tomorrow
>>74085124
looks staged
>>74085142
you weren't hungry when you got them so you save them for later but you can't reheat them in the microwave because that will just make them worse and you can't in the oven either because then they'll get burnt
MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY
BLOODY HELL A DINGO ATE ME HOT COLD HOT CHIPS
>>74085157
could easily heem both of those skeletal probably 12 year old runts
hahaha woops nvm baby was behind the couch lol
>>74085155
room temperature chips
>>74085164
>>74085149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwPFIFXqg-M
*blocks your path*
my plan for tomorrow
>lunch with aunt
>buy pre-workout and protein powder
>sign up for a gym membership
>workout
>apply for some more jobs
>watch sports
>post on the chon
>sleep
>>74085124
just breed them big instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_BdAk7H6Lk
might eat some room temperature cold hot chips lads
How do people not cum during sex? Virgin but I know for a fact I would pop in microseconds if a qt was moaning softly in my ear with her legs wrapped around me and my willy inside her.
Frozen hot chips?
>>74085196
>those laces
has he never read about a double knot
>>74085206
nerves, lack of sensitivity etc
I thought I'd do that too but I ended up taking like 2 hours when I lost mine hahaha
>>74085211
>not onion rings
is imgur the most popular posts of reddit?
cause it's maximum cringe and way worse than i thought it was
>>74085206
nerves kill the erection i believe
also someone people have beat their helmet into insensitivity through masturbation
>>74085206
it's a different sensation, combined with it not being your first time and a bit drunk, it can be difficult
>>74085206
couldn't cum the first time
you know when you wank half heartedly and your wily goes too soft before you can finish? that's pretty much what happened
plus condoms are a pain in the dick
>>74085223
probably
reddit is so big that I think the number of people using imgur for itself are a minority.
>>74085223
no they developed their own community funnily enough
spicy broth went up my nose reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
microdosing myself with /pol/ memes
off to work lads
>>74085256
jealous 2bh
what's the name of that one bear
cheer bear?
chia bear?
think i might accept my fate and join thailand in a SEA country
>>74085250
>accidentally opens a whole tab
>>74085093
>>74082744
doing a laugh at these people
>>74085274
literally me
heading to Vietnam this Saturday
>>74085274
>>74085285
good, fuck off
make sure you leave /brit/ for good, had enough of you nonces polluting this place
>>74085269
are you talking about care bears?
>>74085285
you've been saying that for like a year now
and the australia shit too
Tinder is choc full of normalfags
nary a decent looking robot girl in sight
Slept in for work haha
>>74085296
how will you learn about the wikipedia articles of spartans though
>>74085300
because I've been getting shit ready for months with classes and shit, idk about any Australia stuff
>>74085237
hard to fathom what the users are like irl
>>74085298
tim's bears
you've got scoochie, T.M. and then chia or cheer bear
>>74085115
>>74085129
>tradie j
business idea: move tens of thousands of british people to thailand and slowly take over their country
>>74085316
need to send Tim a bear
>>74085314
me in the black shorts, you in the white
thailand can we meet up if i come to thailand this summer
>>74085340
me on the sidelines rubbing my hands gleefully after making millions of dollars from two peons knocking the shit out of eachother
Britain seems like a fun place to live
>>74085330
nips are working on it I reckon.
>>74085350
if you come to Bangkok, sure.
>>74085309
you're just bitter
GIRUGAMESH
>>74085368
did you not see the 303000 burmese
>>74085340
me in the black shorts
thailad in 50 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7tNriAiWSM
>>74085124
holy shit that ten year old could kick my ass
>>74085383
They're a bit different. They're have no impact and integrate perfectly.
>>74085392
hello nigger
>>74085401
Rest assured these lads got a harsh punishment
>>74085403
i doubt it, size matters more then technique
>>74085403
anyone could kick your arse you fat piece of yankydoodle dogshite
>>74085403
i would destroy a ten years old arse 2bh
>>74085315
they're entertaining 2bh
i spend a few minutes a day reading lefty outrage
>>74085425
>this is what roidheads actually believe
>>74085321
what point does everyone try to make when they say this
why would i listen to a commercial station that only plays 3 songs all day instead?
>>74085416
it was the brits fault
the guy in the black pushes one of the thais out of his way while walking down the street
then the lady slaps the dude in the face and tries to threaten the guy who knocked her out
all british people should be killed
>>74085425
Not really, as long as the smaller lad has the sense not to become entangled
Best chat_urbate model
>>74085442
a roidhead could beat anyone in a no rules fight
>>74085427
kek
>>74085453
>it was the brits fault
this is never true
bllglrlglblrblglrlblrlgblgrlblrglblrglbrlgblrlgblrlgblLLBLLRGLBGLRBLGLRLLLL FUCK DRUMPF!
>>74085482
dex > str
>>74085432
everything on there just seems so contrived
zero authenticity at all
>>74085487
http://web.archive.org/web/20170426000522/http://observer.com/2017/04/why-4chan-isnt-buying-what-bill-nye-and-political-entertainers-are-selling/
Decent read
>>74085506
almost everything and everyone irl is inauthentic
>>74085506
it's hard to believe but a lot of it is bots and shills
very little of it is legit and i feel sorry for the actual people who get caught up in it
>almost everything and everyone irl is inauthentic
>>74085522
nah
>>74085516
>owner: jared kushner
hmm
>>74085516
http://awhatlmao.ytmnd.com/
damn
Looking forward to Saturday now. Hope AJ puts the slavshit on his arse early on. Can't stand the boring twat.
>>74085539
me on the left being a bystander
>>74085425
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>74085560
LANKLETS BTFO
>>74085531
it is
look at your own life and see how much of it is an abstraction, or an echo of something else.
we're only obsessed with authenticity because we exist in this quasi-real state where we know everything is manufactured but also try to manufacture things/situations that are somehow "not manufactured" or authentic.
if we lived in pure abstraction, some sort of VR simulation bubble like a Holodeck then these issues would mean less to us since we would have no context to judge authenticity even if we saw it, beyond maybe metaphysical things like "reason" or whatever.
business idea: become a famous lefty, buy 4chan and see /pol/ run off and form a breakaway site
>we're only obsessed with authenticity because we exist in this quasi-real state where we know everything is manufactured but also try to manufacture things/situations that are somehow "not manufactured" or authentic.
>
>if we lived in pure abstraction, some sort of VR simulation bubble like a Holodeck then these issues would mean less to us since we would have no context to judge authenticity even if we saw it, beyond maybe metaphysical things like "reason" or whatever.
>>74085516
>Jay Irwin is a 4chan moderator and ad-tech professional.
>look at your own life and see how much of it is an abstraction, or an echo of something else.
>we're only obsessed with authenticity because we exist in this quasi-real state where we know everything is manufactured but also try to manufacture things/situations that are somehow "not manufactured" or authentic.
>if we lived in pure abstraction, some sort of VR simulation bubble like a Holodeck then these issues would mean less to us since we would have no context to judge authenticity even if we saw it, beyond maybe metaphysical things like "reason" or whatever.
>it is
>look at your own life and see how much of it is an abstraction, or an echo of something else.
>we're only obsessed with authenticity because we exist in this quasi-real state where we know everything is manufactured but also try to manufacture things/situations that are somehow "not manufactured" or authentic.
>if we lived in pure abstraction, some sort of VR simulation bubble like a Holodeck then these issues would mean less to us since we would have no context to judge authenticity even if we saw it, beyond maybe metaphysical things like "reason" or whatever.
REAL PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL LEAF HOURS WHO TF UP??????
>>74085647
xenophon was by far better in his philosophy than aristotle and plato yet gets much less recognition
>>74085647
are you upset?
Llecturer told me I'm good at impersonating an academic lads. Think it's a bit unfair.
how I imagine a fight between the runts of brit would go down
>the "Senior Advisor" to President Bog Fart hires a 4chan moderator to write for his news site
>>74085610
>>74085622
>>74085642
he's right you know
>xenophon was by far better in his philosophy than aristotle and plato yet gets much less recognition
>are you upset?
how long has the webm player looked like this
>>74085672
no he's not he posted some pseudointellectual nonsense in an attempt to sound smart and he got called out for it like he should be
>>74085672
>dude weed lmao tier ranting about living in a simulation
ah yes
>>74085694
doesnt look like that for me
>>74085694
looks like this for me
>>74085694
that's your browser not 4chan you mong
me in the back
>>74085725
me still stuffing my face
ah yes the current top post on reddit is a woman with cancer who's had her tits cut off
>>74085724
neat
is /tv/ in meltdown right now or is it always like this?
>>74085694
Since firefox 53
>>74085701
/brit/ will hatpost anything
>>74085749
/tv/ is always quite bad al though right now they are kinf od in meltdown because of the article that mentioned them
>>74085749
always like this
>>74085755
no they'll hatpost the pseudointellectual ramblings of a completely autistic fuckwit
>>74085737
just filter the shite
aesthetics + politics = ?
>/brit/ will hatpost anything
>>74085779
undefined error
sad
>>74085780
post the lion one
both unattractive
>>74085779
/fa/sh
>>74085188
how come real fighting is never as cool as it is in the movies?
even actual ufc professional fighters are nowhere near as cool as bruce lee
>>74085771
oh whatever you big baby, I'm just trying to make conversation. idk why you're so offended.
>>74085779
>>74085801
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
love these goofy fights webms
>>74085816
>>74085835
Bruce Lee mentioned
*blocks your path*
>>74085849
why don't you have it saved locally
>>74085860
*pops your balloons*
>oh whatever you big baby, I'm just trying to make conversation. idk why you're so offended.
*blocks the path behind you*
>>74085866
I do, it's in my maymay folder
>>74085860
Thailad how many times do you reckon you'd need to touch a kid for them to turn out like this
no girlfriend
Why did faceapp remove the "hot" option?
>>74085876
that's right mate, if you disagree that's one thing but you're just being a little bitch for no real reason
>>74085851
do more bench presses, curlbro
>>74085907
>>74085896
it made faces whiter and that pissed off a bunch of sjws
still don't know what "is so oh oh oh" means
ffs got tradesmen knocking about the gaff and I REALLY cannot be arsed talking to them
>>74085884
oh I thought it was a temporary file name
>>74085918
>>74085806
looks like a tranny
i've eaten at least 10 of pic related in the past two days
3 hours on tinder no matches
live by a major city
>>74085851
who ate all the pies
>>74085880
>>74085860
business idea: require people to get a full mental health assessment before they can be approved for plastic surgery
>>74085806
average 2000s pornstar to tranny
>>74085929
just make them a cuppa and say you've got work to do on the computer
'member when they used to have sexy qt women in western games?
>>74085949
can never get my head around the concept of non-meat pies
>>74085918
Fucking hate niggas
At a house in on he job with the lads (we're tradesmen you see)...Need to access one of the bedrooms but apparently the guy that never leaves his room or talks to people. Lmao what a bender.
lads
>>74085962
yeah I have but I've got some absolute jobsworth of a parking inspector knocking about my streets from 10-11 so I've got to work out a plan as to where I can put their van which might involve talking to the neighbours and I simply cannot be arsed doing that
>>74085974
bot
>>74085964
no
japanese games have always been pervy though
>>74085974
obvious bot
it is wednesday my boyos
>>74085974
normies out
>>74085957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqfWdtbMwvk
apparently this one did
>>74085974
duped like an absolute twat. bet you thought that was a real person too lmao
>>74085974
>thesis
>option a
>option b
lol
The memes about Brussels are true I'm literally staying in my hotel room the three days I'm here
>>74085974
Looks alri, pics
>Wednesday has just begun
>already eaten 8000kcal
fs today's going to be just as shit as yesterday isn't it
>>74085984
Not your problem mate. Just tell them to shift their van if they don't want a ticket. Must be somewhere within walking distance without double yellows.
>>74085985
>>74085994
Thought that at first but she seems genuine, if a little dim
Missed my train and the other one doesn't come for another 15m :(
>>74086025
Get a job.
>>74086027
just reply option a and see how it goes alri
>>74086027
>17
'nce
>>74086027
NEED a gormless bimbo gf
WAKEY WAKEY FOR WORK WAGIES
RISE AND SHINE LEAVE ON TIME
DON'T BE LATE OR NOSEBERG WILL CLOSE THE GATE
>>74086027
thought you were meant to be a chad lmao
>>74086027
clearly fake
>>74086040
na cba tbf
>checks the hairline again this morning
>Friday tomorrow
Thank fuck
>>74086063
reeeeee
>>74086063
don't do this
>>74086027
KENT MENTIONED
>>74086063
Er bad news sweetie... x
>>74086057
how tall are you?
if you aren't a manlet would you trade height for hair?
>>74086023
Thoroughly enjoy this wojak
>>74086049
hmm never said that pal
Put some milk on my muesli that's two days expired. Tastes fine.
>>74086041
yeah I did at about 1 this morning, no response yet which again makes me think it's not a bot
>>74086084
just a character I've created for that post
I worry about my hair but for now it seems fine
>>74086090
oh ok
>>74086063
It's wednesday homer
business idea: get are tim to move to twitch instead of youtube
>>74086104
hope it goes well desu x
>>74086108
>tfw near-80s grandfathers still have fine hairlines
>>74086121
nowt will come from it she's in kent which is a good 30 odd miles away
>>74086136
Can you drive?
>10g amber leaf????
>>74086021
>>74086136
the dilemma of the cyclecuck
>>74086154
yeah but I'm not forking out for the dartford toll just to get my knob wet. If she's that keen she can come to me
>>74086136
30 miles is nothing I drive a thousand miles across a continent just to go to the shop
t. yank
>>74086177
alri fair x
>>74086136
>kent
hey i have a kent toad
>Karen Danczuk wants to be Labour candidate in Bury North
Move over Kardashians, it's now keeping up with the drumpfs and trumbles. It's huge! Filmed entirely at the cayman Islands and mara Lago where these two men and their families struggle to golf and pay their servants. It's bigly, it's huge and it's coming to a overpriced fox channel near you!!
finally they admit it
>>74086182
kek`
can't help but laugh at this whole bill nye thing
Trying my hardest to not burst out laughing in public after making this
>>74086177
how much is the dartford toll
>>74086230
500 quid
continue with webms of people getting hurt y/n
>>74086230
20p
>>74086211
fake news
>>74086249
I'm not playing them but I don't really care if you keep posting. Just saying.
>>74086230
think it's only like £3 but it's the principle
shan't be giving a penny to (((them)))
>>74086241
>>74086250
>>74086255
google says a couple of quid
>>74086257
too bad he's a nigger
>>74086261
wow rude
no need for that mate only keeping myself entertained
>>74086307
Wasn't trying to be rude lad. I just can't watch that sort of thing, makes me feel ill.
>>74086257
funny thing is that hes as white as he is black already
doing a watch of tarantino's last good film
found this toad hiding in my /brit/ folder
>>74086338
Jackie Brown?
>>74086338
killbill?
>>74086340
good post
>>74086363
>>74086358
>>74086324
oh you'll like this one mate it's fucking HILARIOUS
>>74086338
Reservoir Dogs?
the new firefox is neat
>>74085964
>>74085964
one of the left is objectifying
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN I ASK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ufR6LWm0U
>>74086425
Trying to move away from Firefox; or how I learned to stop worrying and love the botnet
>>74085427
thats alittle illegal m8
>>74086449
Women are the property of men, always have been always will be
>>74086226
>>74086492
I think Chromium is pretty safe t?bh
Development wise Firefox is king
phwoar if only bollock busting was an olympic sport
wtf I LOVE gay orgies now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8
>>74086520
It still calls home to google
But Firefox calls home as well with its analytics even if you turn them off.
You can't escape the botnet unless you choose not to play
imagine having friends
>>74086549
i bore myself imagining what id talk about if i had friends
dont think itll happen tho
>>74086549
It's exhausting, people are so needy.
>>74086549
yeh its pretty good 2bh. had lots of fun times with the lads and ladettes.
just committed a cheeky rape :P
No better way to start your Wednesday morning
don't care about privacy me but i find firefox more aesthetic than chrome and its also faster for me for whatever reason
>>74086563
>>74086566
runts
>>74086580
>>74086563
>>74086566
>>74086544
Here's a good read for you
http://lifehacker.com/which-browser-is-better-for-privacy-1525895782
ah yes
>>74086549
i like friends but the lack of responsibility that comes without them can't be beat
hey thailad these are my favourite mr bond songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si6VNKfZj6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXTpHNMdOZU
>>74086588
>>74086609
I have lots of friends. I hate them.
Not sure why that's difficult to understand m8.
>>74086627
>I have lots of friends.
>I hate them.
somethings fucky
just found out Time Outs were discontinued
cunts
>>74086626
cool
>>74086642
So you like all of your friends and enjoy having to spend time with them?
I'm convinced that most people hate nearly all of their friends, they just can't find a way to avoid them that doesn't involve staying at home all the time.
>>74086609
dont think you understood what i meant lad
im a boring cunt
>fascism is the application of aestheticism onto politics
>>74086651
Sounds like you need a Time Out mate haha x
didn't know you had to get the whole tit removed when you got cancer
bit shit
>>74086651
Were Time Outs the ones that were just like Drifters or am I thinking of something else.
>>74086709
Drifters without caramel iirc
>>74086709
never heard of drifters
they had wafer in them
>>74086694
they usually get implants put in while the patient is still under anesthesia for the mastectomy
>>74086694
her's might have been worse than most
found this frog hiding in my /eu/ folder
>>74086694
that's a damn shame she had a real decent pair
not spectacular but certainly good size
>why does your dick have that weird hood thing?
>is it contagious?
>>74086761
knowing women she probably doesn't have cancer and had them removed for laughs and so she could get attention and pity points from people on the internet
but of course it's sexist to even think such a thing
>>74086776
kek liking this gimmick
>>74086694
angelina jolie proactively underwent this procedure after some testing revealed she had like a 99% chance of developing breast cancer sometime in the future
>>74086796
Thinking that is probably more an indicator of mental illness than sexism desu.
>>74086812
perhaps she shouldnt have slept around so much, rad roastie
>>74086796
doubtful
women can do a lot less to get pity points if that's what she was after she literally could've just posted something along the lines of "i feel sad sometimes" and she would've had a thousand whiteknights and women commenting feel-good bullshit at her
a double mastectomy is an incredibly traumatizing procedure for a women somewhat akin to ball cancer and the doctor saying he's gonna need to remove your balls
>>74086831
wouldn't think it if i hadn't seen it happen
>>74086847
it's a competition with them
got meme'd with REGAINE
Tinder has been "Finding people near you..." for an hour. Is this a common problem?
>>74086873
change your settings to 100 miles and if it's still doing it then you've got a problem.
>>74086796
even as a memeick this is painful to read
>>74086898
I did, so I do.
>>74086911
congratulations
>>74086812
she's also crazy
>>74086619
don't know anyone under the age of 90 who has eaten a blue riband in the last 10 years
coffee burnt my tongue
not happy ;^((((((((
>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculateing and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid.
do these still exist?
101 years ago today the Irish Republican Army under Pearse & Connolly declared an independent all-Ireland Republic
Enjoy these odd but interesting kinds of people
https://youtu.be/1tEd1VJo5w4
why so quiet
>>74087211
not enough pepper cats
>>74086988
>Bosnia
apparently they're the heirs to both ottoman and western civilisations
>>74087237
>white muslims
the only thing they are is cuckolds
>>74087211
We're in the new thread
>>74087211
mong made a combination thread and everyone is in there
shh don't tell him lads
It takes like an hour for a thread to drop off the board anyway. We can just stay here.