/cum/

Love Hilary and Love Black People

Donald Trump is fat lol

>>74084028
>gommie
>>74084047
>commies
wat
is this some /pol/ meme blowing some incident out of proportion?
visited twice with my parents and it was pretty fuckin' comfy with all the tapas bars

Is it true Bernie's getting kicked out of the Democratic party?

Posting it here as well so there's a higher hope.

...Cascadia
04/25/17(Tue)21:43:43 No.74084052
>>74083419 #
Can you do it real quick please? I am on my cell now and I don't want to wait for an hour of updates just to fix it.
I'll pay to the tune of 5 (you)s.

agdssssssssssssgf dfhrrd hdh

>>74084079
good post

>>74084065
a little chubby but not fat

>>>/tv/82058888
>>>/tv/82058888
>>>/tv/82058888

>>74084086

>this is the last time they spoke as friends

>>74084075
do you think if Bernie ran Green Party democrats would have blamed him for Trump's win?

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>tfw ywn grow a thick beautiful beard

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Montenegro seems really beautiful, I would love to be Shepherd there wondering the hills by the ocean side

>>74084093
that was youi wasnt it

Muslima

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>>74084085
>a little chubby

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>>74084052
>>74084076

I'm honestly shit at art and would just turn it into a joke. You did an good job, and looking back it honestly wasn't that innacurate. The Germans seemed to use several different uniforms, and I was thinking along the lines of the grander blue and grey-with-a-tint-of-dark-green ones with gold buttons and brandenberg cuffs, but yours is a waffenrock (?) which I think they used towards the end (?) of the war, so maybe it's fine the way it is
you included the epaulettes which was a good touch

>>74084047
t-tell me what the women look like. tell them to move to bucks county.

I didn't leave my stoop today

>>74084116

>landing in the rough

not sure I want a man who cant even keep a golfball on the fairway to run he country

>>74084106
tfw it'll never get as good as the first season

>>74084122
>t-tell me what the women look like. tell them to move to bucks county.
Are Romanian girls supposed to be attractive? I remember some half romanian girl had a crush on me in high school but she got really chunky and was annoying, maybe it was the irish genes.

Todays been a pretty fucking awful day so far and I've eaten a net 0 calories so far

>>74084111
no shit I just didn't want to blogpost the same thing twice

>>74084150
have some cookie dough ice cream with a splash or two of milk slightly mixed in

going to booster juice tmr lads desu baka senpai

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>>74084145
they always struck me as qts. I wish I knew more irl. I guess they're slavic, but they speak a latin language? qts :'o

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For some reason in ex-yu they use this monkey to represent montenegro

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>>74084138

>>74084150
trail mix or anything with peanuts really is very dense so eat that

>>74084168
Montenegro has one of the best flags in the world.

>>74084169
that's actually pretty good toilet humor

>>74084165
Yes they speak a Romance language, it's actually a little similar to italian when I see it written but it has a lot of foreign influence.

They arent slavic, before they were invaded by the Roman empire a people known as the Dacians lived there.

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>>74084150
never gonna make it breh

>>74084196
cute post :3333

>>74084196

y-you too

>>74084190
>They arent slavic
Are you Romanian? I remember when I knew some Romanians calling them Slavs was one of their triggers.

>>74084161
>>74084176
>>74084197
The key word is net
I ate quite a decent bit today, it just came back up

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>>74084196
Hi

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>>74084196
wtf I love mexico now

:3

>>74084214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHlXm2096_E

>>74084196
>super loving Canada
Fake

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>>74084210
No, I just happen to fall into the category of people who know that Romania is not a slavic nation

>>74084196
more mexican cum posters when?

how long did it take you getting used to punjab accents over the phone without constant wut-wuts

>>74084230
My love for you is genuine <3

We are all Slavs.

i'm not actually an american
i just have lived here all my life

>>74084190
also take note if there are a lot of mentally ill people 30-50 years old. as you might know, when they were commies they encouraged a population boom they couldn't handle, and lots of kids grew up in abominable state run orphanages where many suffered negelect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decree_770

but mainly tell me if the ladies are qt
(and if they like eurasians like you and i ;0)))))

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Why does Japanese sound like a string of baby noises?
>googoo gaga watashi ablobloblo dada desu buhbuh kanichiwa

>>74084247
Baja? Please come back

>>74084276
because every word has to end in a vowel

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>>74084122
>>74084122
>>74084122
>>74084122
>>74084122
This is even beyond my levels of autism on historical accuracy. To put it in perspective, I know Heil dir im Siegerkranz, Koniggratzer Marsch, Preussenlied, Die Wacht, am Rhein, Three lilies, Erika, and Alte Kameraden off memory, and that's only Germany.
And I love you anon.
*histnerdgasm*
>mfw I was gonna give you 10 (you)s but it thinks it's spam.

testing

>>74084278
Baja lives in my basement now
She's not allowed to post

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>no it's spelled Centre

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>>74084237
>Burger knowing about some shitty literally who Europoors

>>74084294
alloo alloo welcome to thread sir

>>74084299
>She

>>74084278
I'm not Baja, sorry :(

>he can't recognize every European country by its flag
>he doesn't know the capital of every European country
Pathetic

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>>74084291
c-cascadians love me when the ladies won't :'333

i was considering buying a german ww1 uniform to wear but I figured it would be slightly disrespectful, although one could argue it preserves and raises awareness of history

>>74084214
scoop it up and put it back

>>74084242
Pluleen tlelemeenprreep tappal loospit preenar lupunin jajarrata bing bong bing.

>>74084315
>only Europe
You are like little babby

Hello?

>>74084325
Already flushed it down
I think there's more where that cam from though

hi

Either Cascadia or California goes independent, which one do you let go?

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>>74084311
Oh... You can stay here too though

>>74084319
Why do you collect people's posts?
>>74084336
I can do every country outside of Africa. I'm terrible at Subsaharan Africa.

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>>74084342
helo, yes. hu is diss?

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>>74084342

>>74084351
>>74084360
>>74084361
hi

>>74084342
alloo tunk tunk

Business Idea: If Sacram pays me enough money to bribe the cops, I will dropkick every Filipino person on campus until Bucks stops posting

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>>74084355

bitch I'm cold

cause I don't fall for no dumb hoe

imma blunt smokin' nigga

don't give a fuck about yo ass

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>>74084357
people have interesting things to say

Team Deathmatch!
Show no mercy!
*Thump*
*Thump*
*Thump*
*Thump*

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Stop consuming asian media

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>>74084414

these niggas ain't jesus

cause they ain't gonna die for you

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>>74084405
*smashes the gas pedal and reaches lightweight + marathon pro speeds*
*dodges*

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>>74084388

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http://bearypinkmarches.corgiorgy.com/

>>74084427
Damn what the hell

>>74084427
Sinaloa btfo

>>74084060

looks delicious where do you get a chocolate gorilla though

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>Y-you still love me, right Sinaloa?

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i actually feel really lonely right now

>>74084463
Why

>>74084433
I got him for free because he was born with a heart murmur

Really would like to rub my penis against a bald girl's scalp tbhh

>>74084319
I say go for It, it's not Nazi, what variant do you want?

>>74084470
idk

i actually dont feel lonely

>calling crack "freebase"
Fuck the old heads that do this. I end the call immediately.

What's up with this braziliian autist.

This isn't the germany thread.

>>74084475
I didn't know there was BRs on /gsg/

>>74084474
He's qt. I don't actually own a cat anymore, but I have a lot of pictures of other peoples' cats

/cum/ is a radical centrist general

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>>74084491
forgive him, he's been lost

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>>74084498
this

>>74084498
Yeah I'd say we're massive hypocrites.

>>74084498
>Identity politics: The general
>centrist
lmao

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Tell me the truth /cum/, is it weird for a 25-year-old to date an 18-year-old about to graduate high school?

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>>74084479
was looking at a reproduction of a m1907 feldrock. honestly doesn't clash with modern wear that much... but I'm short on cash so I'll save it for another time. there are some awesome prussian blue uniforms too but I wouldn't want to get mistaken for a navy man in uniform

>>74084521
no

>>74084517
t. CHI

>>74084521
only if you wear monster energy drink branded clothing

>>74084521
Only if she calls him daddy

>>74084521
only if you drink too much mountain dew and still listen to eminim

>>74084521
not if you buy shit

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>>74084540
Doubt it. She's an Asian international student. Probably wants me for that "me ruv u rong time" visa.

>>74084551
I'm not going to buy her shit lol that is the most retarded move ever

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mm

>>74084558
So now it depends on if you actually like the woman, or want sex and are too desperate for it and think it's a good exchange.

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>>74084558
are you the same poster asking about FoB chinese women a few days ago?
honestly if you have to think this much about it, maybe don't go for it. or you can just stay her friend for a while, then reel her into something more if you feel like it'll pan out

I could never date a guy who likes Phil Collins

Mixed races are more American than any purebred could ever be

>>74084586

same

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>>74084586
What's your problem?

>>74084577
yea, i made friends with 1 exchange student and now a bunch of asians adore me, it's weird, never dated an asian before

>>74084576
i mean i would never ever give her rong time visa but yeah, you're probably right FUCK

>>74084575
Why is her ass fused with his hips

>>74084600
Against All Odds isn't even a good ballad. And this is the 80s we're talking about.

>>74084447

The chocolate store

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>>74084598

>>74084608
just ask her to hang out. nothing srs. see where it goes

then do your duty and further the creation of the eurasian race so that thousands of posters like me will exist on 4chin and nobody will ever make fun of us ever again.

>>74084609
When a man loves a woman they fuse hips. How do you not know this

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我星期三有中文考试

>>74084600
Too bad he's dead now

Rest In Peace, fattie.

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>>74084609
They are mating desu

The new Alien movie looks like shit.

>>74084196

Oh gosh :3

>>74084644
oh snap, just remembered this. if you are really in a bind after you graduate, you can become:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm81z9L5qEE

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Countries where the majority doesn't speak English: go

tfw there's a lot of interesting threads up but want to go to bed

>>74084664
I thought so too, same with that Emma Watson and Tom Hanks thriller.

>>74084690
>there's a lot of interesting threads up
Let's not get carried away

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>sleeping
>ever

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>>74084686

>>74084712
ah yes the neet life

>>74084712
obey your parents, teenager
it's bedtime

>>74084629
accidentally impregnating an immigrant asian with broken english and being responsible for the children would be a living nightmare. i would probably kill myself or flee the country

>>74084640
>>74084648
No but it literally looks like shes phasing through him
>tfw no one to fuse hips with

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>>74084498
this

bang bang

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boring night

>>74084074
Been to Barcelona many times, have family living there.

There are many gommies

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>>74084827
i blame dixie

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About how long do you think you could stand to live inside a truck camper, /cum/?

>>74084827
exams are coming up
>>74084845
there have been zero (0) posts in dixie for the last hour

>>74084853
depends
if i'm trapped in there i'd probably kill myself
if i have free ability to walk around outside then i'd be happy to game in there 16 hours a day if there was at least 50 mbit down

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>>74084796

>>74084853
Good internet? forever

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>>74084890
I saw something like this on the street a few weeks ago. It turned out to be a security guard attacking a thief

>>74084530
Nice, I have somewhere a handmade 1914 Western Front German uniform. I also am such an autist that I did airsoft with it. The Pickelhaube, even eith the cover, stuck out like a sore thumb. Long story short, I got fucked over and ended up selling it because I can't use it. Thankfully, the uniform looks relatively similar to the Western grenadier uniforms from ~1917 so I may buy a repoduction M1916 Stahlhelm and take my uniform out of storage.

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*coughs*

>>74084684
mine

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me on the left

who Avoidant personality disorder here

>>74085066
Me!

>>74084896
this

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Literally just found out my parents named me after a fucking ron howard movie

>>74085109
whats your name

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>>74085109
what the fuck

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>>74084038
Oy Eh the burgers know! SHUT IT DOWN

>>74085109
parents probably did it while watching it, so they named you after it

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>>74085123
They will never realize how deep this goes...

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>>74085109
Yeah well my name comes from the movie Zulu and I'm a white man.

>>74085135
>t. Joseph Donelly

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>>74084907
less manhandling-y one then

>>74085148
not my last name though

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Gonna prepare myself for anime watching

Why do people make reaction videos on youtube and who the fuck are the thousands of people watching them? Boring millennial cunts.

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It is late

Night /cum/

>>74085207
good night ned

>>74085182
I think living vicariously is the default setting for everyone now.

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>>74085221
Living vicariously through some rich youtuber exploring his mansion I could understand, not some fat girls reaction to the new capeshit movie trailer

>>74084197
I cant eat bananas. Whats a good substitute?

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>>74085268
>I cant eat bananas.

Just pretend its a nice big cock, faggot.

>>74085288
bananafags btfo

>>74085182
If you watch lets plays your in no position to criticize. They're all just friend simulators.

>>74085319
I don't watch other people play videogames that's just as retarded, same concept as watching sports.

anyone wanna watch me play my moded skyrim, only for it to crash a few minutes later?

>>74085359
you're not allowed to stream sexmods

>Cum
That's hilarious dudes

>>74085379
ok but do you wanna watch

Objectively the world makes a lot of sense but subjectively it doesn't make that much sense at all

I have a question. so the big problem is that the south has left us and now we are boring. this reminds me of the confederate states leaving. I think we should do that thing our guys did to get them back

>>74085380
>tfw just realized this general is named after sperm

>>74085417
So send wave after wave of Union posters to get btfo for about 2.5 years before slowly turning the tide and heeming dixie mercilessly for a few more years?

>>74085417
kill them?

>>74085417
What do you mean the south left?

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>>74085431
Wut
No way dude

>>74085388
i would but i'm in bed watching star trek

>>74084289
ん

>>74085449
>tfw way

>>74084038
It's shit.

>>74085445
yes
>>74085446
only some
>>74085447
they left and formed /dixie/ and don't post here anymore

>>74085474
oh, that's rude.

>>74085470
Bogus

>>74085474
If you think it's boring here, it's not any better in /dixie/. It appears to be about 6-10 regular posters, mostly just talking about yanks, accents, and how they aren't /cum/. I don't think it's very sustainable. I don't even see why they left in the first place desu.

I do wish that they would come back though

>>74085493
tubular broheem.

>>74085499
our industrial economy will surely last longer than their salve economy

This guy is so based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0IR6fJlV0

>>74085508
Kek

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>>74085472
Wut u saying Kinh?

Hate to be the (you) whore, but I tried to make a general on /r9k/.
I feel horrible right now
>>>/r9k/36561550
>Tfw almost none of you will know these feels.

>>74085596
To be fair, our Milk is top tier while American milk is pretty shit. It's not outsmarting them as much as it is we have better Milk and their cows can't even compete

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>>74085602
>namefag has mental problems and wants attention
Why am I not surprised

>>74085620
then explain how my town is full of Canadians buying our milk

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>>74085602
Fuck /r9k/ links don't work.

>Be sperg
>Being born with automatic robot syndrome.
>You are autistic enough to act autistic but you are normal enough to realize it
>You may have grown up in the south were even ADHD is enough to be thrown in the padded room, and you were robbed of your childhood
>You didn't have friends until middle school
>You barely escaped NEET life
>You were put on more drugs and speech therapy that you were ostracized by your peers for it, effectively making it all a waste of time.

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>>74085602
Have these titties to cheer you up bud

>>74085632
Pakis have no taste

>>74085646
most are white.
t.worked in a grocery store.
even when your dollar was 75 cents here they still came in droves.

>>74085632
""""""""""""Canadians"""""""""""""". Whatever makes you feel better. Our is the master race of milk

>>74085625
oh fuck off, everyone has shit.
At least I'm not a NEET

>>74085656
bullshit claims I say

>>74085660
go back to putting loads of sugar in your ketchup boyo.
also they are bad drivers and mean

>>74085635
Probably best if you left r9k behind anon. It used to be entertaining a few years ago, but now it's turning into a lame /soc/ imitation.

It's not good for your mind to obsess over things like that. I felt a lot better since I stopped going there regularly

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>>74085656
Well then the answer is they don't live in the superior bagged milk country and don't know what they are missing.

Probably need the cross-border savings just to break even after all the spillage.

>>74085687
>and mean

kek

>>74085644
How the fuck do they move like it? Do they have no resistance?

>>74085695
THIS

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>>74085716
titties aren't that heavy

>>74085706
it's true. the are not nice
>>74085695
>cross-border savings
this is true. ours is subsidized so it's cheaper. plus my town produces a lot of milk so they can get local brands for cheaper
>>74085730
>this
are you one of those boys who comes down and is rude to me

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>>74085760
>ours is subsidized
>meanwhile Trump is going after us for subsidizing our milk

Why do Americans fear our bags so much...

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>>74085693
I did, I came here, I just find the fact that the end of uni is rapidly approaching and I've felt very shitty overall to be /r9k/ worthy. I'm not a NEET, but I am a robot type with almost no social life and I'm prone to anxiety.
>I sound like an /r9k/ post

>>74085802
im sorry washington man

>>74085760
80% of canadian milk is produced in Quebec and Ontario, and its bagged here.

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>>74085760
Prepare to be bullied.

>>74085742
Weight doesn't matter for this though. They're just flopping around like an old woman's. It's kinda creepy 2bqhwy

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>>74085833
what Canada are you from

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>>74085833
This is not the place for that!

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>>74085864
Big tits are the best. Only children say that meme of "preferring tits I can cover with my hand perfectly".

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Easter? (yes I know it's sideways, I rly hate iphones).

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>>74085888
Are you calling Weird Science's Anthony Michael Hall a child?

>>74085894
That pose can't be comfortable

>>74085888
this girl is a 6/10 at best

>>74085888
C and D is best. B is alright, but A and DD are too small/ big imo.

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>>74085903
Yes, whoever that is. Big tits>>>all other tits. They don't even have to be perky

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>>74085912
It's not, you're right. I wonder how Easter the Toad would do it in real life.

>>74085888
My ex had big tiddies, they were nice.

>>74085934
>They don't even have to be perky
are you a virgin?

>>74085914
She's a chubby butterface. I'm kinda into that.

>>74085933
>DD
>too big

GAY

eating candy, ama

>>74085942
No If you don't like large tits with a little sag, you're gay.

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>>74085968
Does it correspond?

>>74085968
Would you fuck a girl without a nose?

>>74085979

no, its those chocolate coins jews get for hannukah

and FUCK lifesavers

>>74085986

is she qt?

>>74085888
i make a better girl than this

>>74085975
you know that fags like boobs right? doesnt mean shit

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>>74085993

>>74085992
>is she qt?

Sure, except she doesn't have a nose

>>74085934
Fun fact: Bras are like an addiction. A girls tits (unless they are on the larger end of D or bigger) are typically naturally perky and don't require a bra for much support, as more tissue grows to compensate, forming a natural bra.
A bra, however, deteriorates that tissue and results in saggy breasts.
Needless to say if you are a girl under 25, stop wearing bras if you want them to feel lighter..

>>74086020

is she fat?

thats an automatic no-go

>>74086006
Fags don't want to fuck them and they don't get off to them, they like the novelty. You gay nigga.

Wew just threw up again
I think that was the last of it though
I hope it was the last of it

>>74086032
I thought if you didn't wear a bra early they sag?

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Gonna be in Paris and Amsterdam next week.

Can't wait to shitpost under foreign flags

>>74086006
Fags also like big asses.

>>74086053
Other way around bud
Google it if you need proofs

>>74086036
>You gay nigga.
why? because i dont like saggy tits? youre not making sense

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>>74086061
>not knowing how to post with other flags

>>74086061
Embarrass the French, but be gentle to our dutchbros

>>74086032
You ever seen one of those National Geographic shows that deals with people in tribes who barely wear anything? The women don't wear bras (or even shirts), but a lot of them, even the younger ones, have some severe sag going on.

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>>74085951
> I would want breasts bigger than my head if I was a girl, and for them to go past my rib cage.
I assume you have the Oedipus complex?

>>74086078
>why? because i dont like saggy tits?

Yeah, that and you like dick instead.

>>74086089
>inb4 that trio of perky titted reddish Africans gets posted

>>74086080
But that's cheating, criminal scum

>>74086087
That was pretty much my plan

>>74086092
I never made a hypothetical about being a girl or wanting to do incest you fag

>he isnt a cute girl

lmaoing at ur life

>>74086053
If you wear don't wear a bra late they sag, or if you wear one early they do.

>>74086089
Yeah that's what I always thought, plus I remember specifically my ex gf talking shit about this hippy bitch with dreadlocks for not wearing a bra and said by the time she hits her 40's her titties would be down to her stomach

>>74086061
the first thing I did when I got to the UK was fire up /int/. Truly a sad life. But it was fun

>>74086138
Did you take advantage of the opportunity to ladpost on /brit/?

>>74086132
your ex doesnt know shit

>>74086160
Absolutely. No one suspected a thing, it was beautiful.

>>74086181
t. hippy dreadbeast

She was quite dumb though

>>74086138
I was planning on shitposting on /int/ last vacation but I never did because I approached normiehood.

>>74086138
4chan is probably what I'm gonna be doing when my friend I'm going with inevitably goes off clubbing or some shit and I'm going to be bored as fuck sitting around doing nothing.

>>74086109
Well large breasts are often the byproduct of massive amounts of milk production, typically caused by motherhood. It's a reasonable assumption.

>>74086218
>It's a reasonable assumption.

Wanting to fuck your mother because you like big tits sounds reasonable to you? You're not ordinary, friend.

>>74086216
>when my friend I'm going with inevitably goes off clubbing or some shit
why are you going travelling with a normie?

>>74086061
Amsterdam is awesome, city never ever sleeps. I had a blast last year. Magic truffles are very neato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Tam9lv1KQ

>>74086238
He invited me, so I thought it might be cool to tag along. Dunno when I'd ever get the chance to go to Europe with someone again.

I'm only going for 9 days, and then coming home. He's staying for fucking 36 days, going down into Spain, Portugal and Morocco. Luckily I'm not retarded so I said fuck that.

>>74086233
Not that you want to fuck your mother, but that it may be possibly a byproduct. It's relatively common for people to want to find people like their relatives. I'm not like that, but it's common.
See cougars and milfs.

>>74086276
DUUDE DRUGS LMAO

>>74086298
If you have the money I'd seriously recommend doing the entire trip

>>74086298
>He's staying for fucking 36 days, going down into Spain, Portugal and Morocco. Luckily I'm not retarded so I said fuck that.
whats wrong with that? i mean i dont know if i'd personally visit europe for so long unless i was living there, but still. travelling is fun

>>74086276
What was getting around like?

I'm from a small town, and my experiance with big cities is practically nil. I'm pretty concerned how difficult it's gonna be getting around and finding shit without being late or getting lost

>>74086327
amsterdam is small and walkable

you can walk from one end to the other in like an hour

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>>74085968
stop eating your northern neighbors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2KHMBbXf3A

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>>74086335
its one of the smaller european cities

>>74086322
>>74086326
Biggest problem is money, I can't afford to spend half of what I have in my bank account on some trip I'm not all that interested in

And my friend has even less money than I do. He told me how much money he has and I did the math and he literally does not have enough money to last him a month, but that's his problem and I gave him fair warning.

>>74086327
It's not bad at all compared to most european cities.
You're probably gonna go to amsterdam centraal station if you fly in or go by train, from there you can get anywhere via taxi, bus, subway, or these aboveground trolley things. I was confused as fuck at first and saw a line I needed on a map but couldn't find it on a subway line, it ended up being one of the trolley/train things above and after I figured that out it was easy. Basically everyone speaks english. Just make sure to watch out for bikes, I almost got hit like 4 times, because the sidewalk is by the bikelane, but if your a little smashed it can be easy to confuse them

>>74086327
Trams are cheap, everyone speaks English and cycling is also an option.

>>74086365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SolEjKrcg4E
inb4 reddit hat

>>74086379
Yeah, they don't even speak Dutch anymore.

>>74086335
>>74086374
Nice. I love small cities.

>>74085109

How's it going, Apollo?

what weapon should I get for my apartment? sowrd, battle axe, warhammer, mace, or flail?

>>74086434

flamethrower

>>74086434
remington 870 under your bed and a glock 17 in your dresser

>>74086377
Good to know. What did you all do there? Just trying to get some ideas of what we could do