/brit/

>leaf started /brit/

fucking disgusting

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>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it
>crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL
>"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!"
>crowd erupts into a frenzy
>electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!"
>chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse
>suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!"
>the music stops
>the crowd turns immediately silent
>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"
>A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races
>"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!"
>deathly quiet tension in the air
>suddenly somebody starts chanting "HATE FACTS, HATE FACTS, HATE FACTS!"
>the crowd joins in
>they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb
>as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool
>the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood
>in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter
>crowd cheers at this spectacle
>Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!"

http://awhatlmao.ytmnd.com/

>>74082900
more like /bris/ aha

fuckin hebrews

>thailad turned 18 in 1997
whoa... time flies huh

>>74082901
no
but we barely give handouts to our own citizens, let alone foreigners
if you're not rich/have a good job and are a foreigner here your life is objectively shit

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*takes a sip*

did you see maisie in the malteasers advert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE

>>74082953
I didn't say "no other country has welfare programs" I said no countries outside the west give money to foreigners so I don't know why you're telling me this.

>>74082985
do Europeans give money to non-citizens?
that seems pretty mental

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I want mummy May to tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in for nighty nights

>>74082985
canada is part of the west

>>74082992
no

business idea: get rich and move to canada

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>>74082934

>pseudo science bullshit which has been debunked and linked to the pioneer fund a known fascist organisation
>checks flag

Ah yes

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will the world ever get better lads?

>>74082992
>>74082985
Lie, my aunt lives in Holland, you have no benefits at all, not even free healthcare you get, only in case of pregnancy you get some few benefits

nigger may

>>74083017

Why not just get rich?

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>>74082998
Let me rub your private parts better so you can get to sleep

>>74083042
because this country sucks and every other anglo nation is better

>>74082992
It's one of the bigger reasons they flood in.
>>74083005
>>74083031
I didn't say every western country either though, did I?

>>74083050
stop talking complete nonsense

PROTOCOL No. 16

1. In order to effect the destruction of all collective forces except ours we shall emasculate the first stage of collectivism - the UNIVERSITIES, by re-educating them in a new direction. THEIR OFFICIALS AND PROFESSORS WILL BE PREPARED FOR THEIR BUSINESS BY DETAILED SECRET PROGRAMS OF ACTION FROM WHICH THEY WILL NOT WITH IMMUNITY DIVERGE, NOT BY ONE IOTA. THEY WILL BE APPOINTED WITH ESPECIAL PRECAUTION, AND WILL BE SO PLACED AS TO BE WHOLLY DEPENDENT UPON THE GOVERNMENT.

2. We shall exclude from the course of instruction State Law as also all that concerns the political question. These subjects will be taught to a few dozen of persons chosen for their pre-eminent capacities from among the number of the initiated. THE UNIVERSITIES MUST NO LONGER SEND OUT FROM THEIR HALLS MILK SOPS CONCOCTING PLANS FOR A CONSTITUTION, LIKE A COMEDY OR A TRAGEDY, BUSYING THEMSELVES WITH QUESTIONS OF POLICY IN WHICH EVEN THEIR OWN FATHERS NEVER HAD ANY POWER OF THOUGHT.

3. The ill-guided acquaintance of a large number of persons with questions of polity creates utopian dreamers and bad subjects, as you can see for yourselves from the example of the universal education in this direction of the GOYIM. We must introduce into their education all those principles which have so brilliantly broken up their order. But when we are in power we shall remove every kind of disturbing subject from the course of education and shall make out of the youth obedient children of authority, loving him who rules as the support and hope of peace and quiet.

(1/2)

>>74083029
take joy in it getting worse
normies are terrified of it

would i get arrested in the uk if i called theresa may "nigger may"

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>>74083044
Ah yes

Love to be a good lad for mummy

WE SHALL CHANGE HISTORY

4. Classicism as also any form of study of ancient history, in which there are more bad than good examples, we shall replace with the study of the program of the future. We shall erase from the memory of men all facts of previous centuries which are undesirable to us, and leave only those which depict all the errors of the government of the GOYIM. The study of practical life, of the obligations of order, of the relations of people one to another, of avoiding bad and selfish examples, which spread the infection of evil, and similar questions of an educative nature, will stand in the forefront of the teaching program, which will be drawn up on a separate plan for each calling or state of life, in no wise generalizing the teaching. This treatment of the question has special importance.

5. Each state of life must be trained within strict limits corresponding to its destination and work in life. The OCCASIONAL GENIUS HAS ALWAYS MANAGED AND ALWAYS WILL MANAGE TO SLIP THROUGH INTO OTHER STATES OF LIFE, BUT IT IS THE MOST PERFECT FOLLY FOR THE SAKE OF THIS RARE OCCASIONAL GENIUS TO LET THROUGH INTO RANKS FOREIGN TO THEM THE UNTALENTED WHO THUS ROB OF THEIR PLACES THOSE WHO BELONG TO THOSE RANKS BY BIRTH OR EMPLOYMENT. YOU KNOW YOURSELVES IN WHAT ALL THIS HAS ENDED FOR THE "GOYIM" WHO ALLOWED THIS CRYING ABSURDITY.

6. In order that he who rules may be seated firmly in the hearts and minds of his subjects it is necessary for the time of his activity to instruct the whole nation in the schools and on the market places about this meaning and his acts and all his beneficent initiatives.

(2/2)

PROTOCOL No. 17

ignore that last one lol, I was drinking

>>74083066
yeah but i worry too
just want a nice comfy planet

>>74083059
Tell me how I'm talking nonsense

Business idea: charge ip`s from Thailand to post here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aLEu1lx8bg

Why haven't you sold yourself to single japanese women, /brit/?

>>74083099
That's basically a thing anyway as half the ISPs are range banned so you need a pass to post.

Thailad is fascist dogshit

>>74083108
9/10

-1 for no arms

>>74083081

nah lad, no.17 is:

1. The practice of advocacy produces men cold, cruel, persistent, unprincipled, who in all cases take up an impersonal, purely legal standpoint. They have the inveterate habit to refer everything to its value for the defense and not to the public welfare of its results. They do not usually decline to undertake any defense whatever, they strive for an acquittal at all costs, caviling over every petty crux of jurisprudence and thereby they demoralize justice. For this reason we shall set this profession into narrow frames which will keep it inside this sphere of executive public service. Advocates, equally with judges, will be deprived of the right of communication with litigants; they will receive business only from the court and will study it by notes of report and documents, defending their clients after they have been interrogated in court on facts that have appeared. They will receive an honorarium without regard to the quality of the defense. This will render them mere reporters on law-business in the interests of justice and as counterpoise to the proctor who will be the reporter in the interests of prosecution; this will shorten business before the courts. In this way will be established a practice of honest unprejudiced defense conducted not from personal interest but by conviction. This will also, by the way, remove the present practice of corrupt bargain between advocation to agree only to let that side win which pays most

(nine more parts thereafter)

>>74083108
Mate, just go to a shrink to threat your fetish on fucked up chicks.

>>74083108
complete freak you are

thailad is a communist dickhead

>>74082891
i'm proud of this post to be honest

>>74083135
>>74083137
go away

>>74083133
didn't read a single one I'm afraid because I have been drinking

>>74083128
thick twat

>>74083161
Freak fucker.

if he were truly fascist i don't think he'd be living in thailand

>>74083181
Brazilian

>>74083185
Thailad probably loves living under military dictatorship, licking the boots of the corporate powers that run Thailand.

>>74083190
At least i don`t have a fetish on a handicapped Italian :)

>>74083185
Didn't you get the memo? Anyone right of Karl Marx is a fascist now.

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>Thailand

was going to recycle an old thread but got distracted by something else and forgot

oh well

>>74083202
not a fetish, she just happens to have no arms or legs

>>74083185
Thailand was allied with Nazi Germany and Japan in WWII

honestly I don't know what you people see in living in Europe unless you have a solid job lined up there or lots of money.

doing a learn about the cuckio meme
is liam about

>>74083108
radical/10

>>74083210
Lol. You literally watch fascist garbage on youtube and then repeat their arguments verbatim without doing announce of research.
Utter clueless cunt.

>>74083250
those youtube "personalities" are hardly fascists.

>>74083231
Although they were bullied into it by the nips tbf
>>74083250
Have you got any examples yet or are you still just chatting shit?

Why don't Proddies say RIP

>>74083272
only after they chickened out of their initial alliance commitments
they were the Italy of SE Asia

>>74083185
idk, lots of far rightists have a fetish for east asia.

dunno what it is, whether it's just yellow fever, weebs or something more. even on /pol/ there's threads praising east asian women all the time

>>74083295
They were invaded, it was either be conquered or play ball.

>>74083265
Which ones? Varg is rather fascist, isn't he?

>>74083307
Thailand isn't in East Asia

>>74083316
he's more of a traditionalist
Fascism was a complex alliance of numerous right wing ideas in the effort to counter the (real or perceived) threat of communism

>>74083231
so was finland

>>74083324
sharting

>>74083316
also there's nothing wrong with Varg
he's a sensible and respectable guy even if he can step out of his depth sometimes.
much better than the majority of new-right talking heads popping up, plus Varg is a living example of the HigherMan

>>74083285
They aren't human

>>74083316
varg is in no way authoritarian

>>74083367
awaiting the ad hominem """retort"""
something a long the lines of "well yeh but ur a nazi"

Seems to be the extent of these peoples ability to converse.

>>74083335
Ethno-nationalism is a tenet of fascism, is it not? Varg seems very much opposed to the politics of traditionalists who espouse civic nationalism.

nothing wrong with liking Asia either.
funny how every leftist becomes some patriotic lover of the west when anyone mentions the East.

>>74083418
>Ethno-nationalism is a tenet of fascism, is it not?
no, it is not.

Why the fuck do I get so itchy at night

Google says its my cicardian cycle

Sounds like bullshit

i poo 3 times a day

not even the runs either

>>74083418
it is but there are many aspects of fascism like I said
corporatism is a common aspect of fascism, yet it is also a common aspect in many left-socialist ideas

Varg is more of a volkisch traditionalist and not terribly authoritarian, definutely not a civic nationalist or even a traditional nationalist, he's more about strong tribal and family bonds.

>>74083324
>East Asia
close enough

>>74083440
Disgusting ape

>>74083438
you've got pinworms

>>74083461
enjoy your bowel cancer you red meat eating neanderthal

weird how you can mess with a country's economy just by burning money

>>74083466
bit noncey

>>74083438
Scratching can be a stimuli "test" to see if you react and are still awake.
>>74083452
I'll give you that, but SEA is a different region not to be confused with East Asia.

>>74083466
unironically might report this to the rozzers

is it bad if a pic itt gets me hard?

>>74083473
Not true

>>74083466
Cute but wrong

Finished watching Big Little Lies last night, was good. :D

>>74083473
Real money doesn't exist in physical form. It's like saying you can mess with the levels of the ocean by leaving your tap running.

might do a trim the arm and leg hair

not shave just trim

>>74083108
>german
-1/10

>>74083473
won't matter when all money is electronic
besides you can just barter, or use labour vouchers

>>74083523
Then why is it a federal crime to deface the currency bitch

>>74083525
She is Italian

>>74083543
nationally yes but she's ethnically german

>>74083541
Things were different when these laws were imposed. Also in the UK it's not a crime to destroy money.

>>74083549
What is her name?

>>74083541
the actual physical currency in circulation is tiny in comparison to the total money supply

Business idea: national socialism

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time for bed

night /brit/

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>log onto google drive
>see a word doc under recents, edited a week ago
>I haven't edited that word doc for over 6 months
>click in
>it's the word doc an ex and I used to leave silly messages on and just mess around in together
>message down the bottom
>'This was nice to read again. I’m sorry for everything.'

Feelings lads

Real dee-oh-double-gee here


Recognise

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the new waifu

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>>74083566
See you tomorrow x

>>74083582
isn't that the nutcase gf?

>>74083596
The patrician choise lad

i hate odd numbers, except for 5, 5 is the only good odd number

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>>74083596

>>74083627
but 3 is the magic number and 7 is lucky

Why do we need passports?

>>74083634
yeah ok you got me there
1 and 9 can burn in hell though

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>>74083645

>>74083611
Yes, how did you know?

>>74083645
because Drumpf
>>74083648
feel a bit sorry for 1 but I'm with you on 9. Fuck 9

>>74083656
>>74083665

Didn't answer my question :(

>>74083665
yeah i'm definitely more sympathetic towards 1 than 9

possibly because like 1, i'm extremely lonely

>>74083645
identification and all that

fuck showering and fuck white people

>>74083679
I already have my driving licence for ID, why do i need a passport?

>>74083659
remember your story desu

don't go back la

been looking forever for that remix of the Mr Plow song Moby did for the Simpsons 20th anniversary special and this is the ONLY one I can find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4vDYqxlshI

fucking hate copyrights

>>74083669
So we can travel to foreign countries.
Are you happy now?
>>74083676
:(

>>74083691
But we have to get visas to travel to countries, why do we need passports as well?

Fuck
Smeared poo over me cell phone display

Don't ask how!

>>74083691
there are some shitty even numbers as well

i've never been a fan of 8, and don't even get me started on 6

>>74083706
That's not true of all countries depending on your nationality. So to prove you're of certain nationality and are entitled to specific visas or not I propose we have some kind of small book, perhaps detailing these things. Whilst we're at it lets have pages so we can append these visas. We'll call it a passport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs

>>74083715
6 is alri, it has somewhat decent multiplication table. 8 is a bit of a wanker though.

think i've become addicted to benzos

>>74083735
So if I wanted to go to Thailand, I would have to apply for a visa and I'd have to prove who I was and that i was British. I could do this with my driving licence, so why do I need a passport for when i get to Thailand?

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will canada elect a real leader the next time around

the tears just won't stop coming. fuck.

>>74083807
They'll probably re-elect Trudeau

>>74083795
First of all as a British citizen you'll get a visa on arrival in Thailand, you don't have to apply for anything. It's good for 30 days and needs to be kept somewhere. Would you like them to staple it to your driving license?

Secondly anyone is entitled to a British Driving license if they travel to the country and pass the test. It's not an appropriate form of identification for international travel either as there's no global standard for what information needs to be placed on a drivers license.

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These guys were basically proto-fascist

>glorification of masculinity
>glorification of motherhood
>eugenics
>racial citizenship
>communal dependencies
>military lifestyle
>strict laws
>State supremacy

>>74083832
if the Tories choose a retarded leader, probably

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>talk to good looking girl at work
>literally wealthy family, blonde, blue-eyed, slightly freckled, olive skinned, supreme being
>that very night we call and talk to eachother for 4 hours or so
>tells me she's almost 18 - 18 being my minimum age to date
>has a boyfriend but is leaving him soon
>start seeing her more regularly
>sleep with her
>tells me she is infact 16 turning 17
>ah yes
>already too far in, think I'm falling in love
>know much about her and her troubled past already
>tells me she's in love with me
>incessantly talks to me about suicide, often cries
>ah yes
>determined to help her as much as i can
>I'm a poor student from a moderate family
>her ex goes to the best school in the city, destined for success
>i'll never give her what she deserves
>she's whole-heartedly adamant on being with me
>talking about marriage and children
>she's 16 and I'm 22

thoughts on this Dostoevskyian affair?

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>>74083777
stop doing drugs

>>74083846
300 was criticised by quite a few academics for being thinly-concealed fascist propaganda. Also tbf Spartan eugenics had as much to do with superstition as anything practical, children would be discarded for things like having an "ominous" birthmark

>>74083868
>having birthmarks

would bin you forthright

>>74083844
Ok so what if I used my birth certificate?

Every time I try to watch one of those Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter films I'm always gobsmacked by how ungodly boring they are, do people actually enjoy this shite or are they just going along with the herd?

>>74083860
What is the context of this image

>>74083911
yeah

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These guys were basically proto-communist

>extreme egalitarianism
>very little unnecessary consumption
>communal dependencies
>redistribution of resources
>government by community council and elected King
>generous welfare for citizens who had proven their worth
>strict laws
>State supremacy

http://www.anaface.com/
>put my face in this
>make nose width slightly smaller
>go from 7.5 to 8.5
ah yes, twas doomed from the start

>>74083865
we owe it to all those hard working chemists in the world to keep them in business by taking their drugs

i want to die
but two people tell me live

what do

>>74083941
live.

can't...

stop...

wanking...

>>74083909
Again, no global standard. You're expecting everyone who works in immigration and airports across the entire planet to be able to differentiate between German and Dutch, Spanish and Portuguese etc. etc. etc.

We worked out a great system already with passports where English is used as an international standard. Again has place to accommodate things like visas and remarks. Birth certificates have an entirely different function.

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>>74083941
die with nobility

>>74083832
that's quite bad 2bh

canada needs a leader who unites and inspires them

>>74083868
I'm reading Xenophone's writings on the Spartans.

I find it ironic, coincidental, etc how he mentions "the Spartans loved gymnastics, so they take more pride in themselves."

Then, if you go read about Ludwig Jahn, the inventor of modern gymnastics in the 1700s, he was criticized for

>theoretical support for Nazi ideology (through the interpretation of Nietzsche among others) wrote a monograph on Jahn[9] in which he characterises Jahn's invention of gymnastics as an explicitly political project, designed to create the ultimate völkisch citizen by educating his body

>>74083947
funny those two people are women

>>74083932
>extreme egalitarianism
>generous welfare
>Spartans

nope

http://www.anaface.com/

/brit/ put your face in this

>>74083956
Hmm i guess this all makes sense

>>74083975
Bang both of then

>>74083963
He probably wasn't far off, a lot of sports (e.g., judo) were invented or popularised along the same lines

>>74083989
learn more about it you knobhead
old warriors were given fairly extensive honours and welfare, or social security.

and they were incredibly egalitarian, far more than Athens which they mention as a major issue.

the parallels between Athens and Sparta are closer to the US and the USSR than Nazi Germany. Marx himself took great influence from Sparta, as did many left wing AND right wing thinkers.

>>74083960
Basically Trudeau
Canada isn't like the UK or the US, it's the most liberal country in the western world

Trudeau will probably have 3 or 4 terms

Leaf getting BTFO yet again

fuck leafs

it's hip to fuck leafs

>>74083960
ooh Yank-san, so wise ~~uggu

Troubles hierarchy:

British forces >>> republican paramilitaries >> RUC >>>> loyalist paramilitaries

>>74084035
>incredibly egalitarian
>slaves outnumber citizens

Hmmmmm

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>>74084048
leafs are obviously suffering from a collective identity crisis. it can be seen by how they post on here

despite what the media says about trudeau he is too far left for everyone to fall in line behind him and his constant limp-wristed shenanigans make canada look weak

canadians deserve better 2bh. they're honest hard working folks who just want to play ball with the big boys but they're stuck behind a proverbial wall of PC culture and chronic leftism

>>74084035
The Nazis took a great deal of inspiration from the Greeks as well. For example, their art:
>the model was to be classical Greek and Roman art...Adolf Hitler who came to power in 1933 (quote): "saw Greek and Roman art as uncontaminated by Jewish influences.

It is also obvious in the fact that Hitler wanted to make Germany the home for everyone Olympiad in the future. In fact, the torch relay was created to show off the Germanic body to the world

But, no. Elders and children shared mess halls, where the food wasn't plentiful. Each male was only given enough to make him just unde-satisfied.

Also, Elders were expected to allow younger men to breed with their wives.

Their equality was based on racial aspects

>>74084127
the Spartans were literally called the "Homoioi" which means "the Equals" and the Lycurgus parcelled out land in Sparta in equal lots to every citizen, literally redistribution of the wealth.
state education was imposed at birth, every citizen revived the same training and knowledge.
they lived in communes and ate communally
families didn't even live together, people were brought up and raised by the state as a commune. they even shared wives with one another and had a pretty high tolerance for homosexuality compared to other Greeks (it was banned in Athens). women were seen and treated very well, much better than nearly every ancient society we have records of.

I seriously think you should read what Plutarch and Xenophon has to say about them and their society. Aristotle touches on them as well.

there is a reason many communist uprisings called themselves "spartinians"

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DOOMED FROM THE START LADS

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i'm racist lads

>>74084195
linc?

>>74084206
anaface

gave it to you so you could put yours in and post the results

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girugamesh

>>74084148
equating these 20th century ideas with the practices of ancient Greeks whom we have no first hand accounts of is troublesome, but there are very good reasons why many Communists and Socialists took influence from Sparta.

all this proves is the socialist background of the Nazis themselves, they were just right wing socialists (originally)

other fascists like the Italians take far more influence from Rome than Greece.

>>74084201
Nothing new from a aussie

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:(

who killed diana?

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>>74084133
thanks for telling me about my country friend

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>>74084226
dsfargeg

>>74084246
Has to be a frontal pic perpendicular to camera view

>>74084236
monkey

>>74084255
The royal family

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>nazis were right wing socialists

umm no sweetie hitler was the leader of the left party at the time x

leftists can't seem to accept the fact that they're the ones who are literally hitler

>>74084194
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism_and_ideology
>Fascists took inspiration from as far back as the Spartans for their focus on racial purity and emphasis on rule by an elite minority

Also, most of what you mentioned, while true, fits into the Fascist's philosophy

> women were seen and treated very well
True, but their primary importance was to be mothers.

From Xenophone:
>Lycurgus believed motherhood to be the most importance function of motherhood.

Xenophone also mentioned the eugenic aspect of marriage:
>Men could not take a wife whenever he chose. Instead, he had to take one in the prime of his life, believing it produced finer children.

Despite women being treated somewhat better, Xenophone also mentions how men were still superior.

cannot believe the state of my life right now lads

>>74084313
but then again
who does?

thailad tell me about the nightlife in thailand

do you feel safe getting drunk there?

didnt really recognise that the real world is way more dramatic than fictions until i become 20

>>74084234
Many societies in history have been communistic in nature.

My point is that the Spartans developed their's around the concepts of race and military.

you're a cuck you're a cuck
you're as crazy as a cococuck
what does that meme?
that goy needs therapy

contemplating doing a suicide lads ha ha :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ_S5Rjt_iI

>>74084340
>the nightlife in thailand
Literally everything you could want for a good night out. Bangkok that is anyway.
>do you feel safe getting drunk there?
orders of magnitude safer than in a place like Manchester or Liverpool.

>>74084297
>wikipedia

and how does this disprove anything I said? many left and right wing groups took influence from the Spartans, but Marxists/socialists extremely so.
in Capital Marx speaks extensively of Plato's theory of the division of labour as well as the Lycurgan constitutional ideas.

sort your life out mate

would heem thailad into a fine paste if he ever so much as looked in my direction

>/brit/
>only one of the last thirty posts was by a brit

Shameful.

>thailad being a rorke again

mmm how predictable

>>74084381
its 5 am there

>>74084313
you got a bad rate on anaface mate?

>>74084391
how's that?

>>74084396
found out that the injury I got the other day is actually a fractured vertebrae

>>74084374

Marx is an economist..

When does Marx mention the supremacy of race? Does he ever talk about the importance of basing your society around warfare and the military?

You're literally dumb as fuck and wrong.

Yeah? Spartans were communistic, but they were also racist and loved to use the sword to conquer

>>74084402
are you denying that you are a rorke?

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ah yes

>>74084420
I'm asking how I'm being a rorke.

Remember you're a womble

>>74084374
>The political culture of ancient Greece and specifically the ancient Greek city state of Sparta under Lycurgus, with its emphasis on militarism and racial purity, were admired by the Nazis.[1][2] Nazi Führer Adolf Hitler emphasized that Germany should adhere to Hellenic values and culture – particularly that of ancient Sparta.[1] He rebuked potential criticism of Hellenic values being non-German by emphasizing the common Aryan race connection with ancient Greeks

who has a frontal picture of the algerian they will give me?

>>74084437
almost forgot

>>74084359
not exactly
military yes, but this was due to the nature of Greek society.
in the Greek city state the only way to be eligible as a citizen was to serve in the military, thus in many states only an elite few could afford to train/arm themselves to be a hoplite, as well as pay to manage a farm back home.

the Athenians solved this by giving citizenship to rowers in the navy, drastically increasing sufferage in the society.

the Spartans instead sought to use communal wealth to turn every man and woman in the society into a cohesive unit so again suffrage was increased.

race was a nebulous concept in antiquity, Sparta wasn't "race based" as they saw themselves as being Greeks just like the Athenians or others nearby, and the helots were not exactly seen as another race either, more like a separate caste if anything.
the Marxist idea was that this necessary underclass could be replace in the modern era by machines and more efficient social order.

however even the contemporary greeks disagree whether they were slaves or not, but they were the same Laconian people ultimately

my ex could've been a supermodel if she was like 5'11" instead of 5'2"

had the face for it but not anymore since she got fat

>>74084226
suckura kon KIKIMASU

>>74084468
My gf will be on TV this weekend :D

>>74084430
why is manchester and liverpool dangerous

>>74084481
pics x

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holy SHIT!

>>74084482
Watch any video on youtube about either of these cities on a Friday/Saturday night. There's TV programmes dedicated to it. It's fucking mental.
https://youtu.be/-yjUteyMFYU

I would have said Birmingham or London if I were talking about dangerous pakis. I had a knife pulled on me in Liverpool by a white lad.

>>74084465
>the Spartans instead sought to use communal wealth to turn every man and woman in the society into a cohesive unit
So, like the Germans in the 1930s...

>race was a nebulous concept in antiquity,
No, it wasn't. The differences between races was clear; what to call them, was not. For example, Homer never once mentions uses the term "the Greeks" to describe all of Greece, but he does make distinctions for non-Greeks.

>>74084409
Sparta was hardly racist and they never "conquered" anybody without due cause, simply because they couldn't afford to do so.

Athens was a literal imperial power who was put down by the Spartans leading a Greek coalition, and only after this were they eventually kicked out of their Hellenic hegemony by the Corinthians and then eventually Macedon

>>74084381
thaiguy is shitting up the thread as per usual

brits are fucking retards when they're drunk

and they drink like pussies

with their ciders and fizzy drinks

dated a girl who said she was 18 but I'm 90% sure she's 17 but she sent me nudes so I can't tell this dark secret to anyone

>>74084541
hmmm...

considering 'porting this to the authorities

canadians are twats 100% of the time

>>74084538
budlight is basically water lmao *sips 3% cider*

>>74084541
Proofs

>>74084541
reported to asio

Indochinamate is probably the best regular /brit/ poster aside for the Australian that posts the retard pepes and flustered wojack pics

>>74084541
In Brazil above 13 is legal, just come here pal

reported a leaf for announcing his report to this authorities

>>74084520
>but he does make distinctions for non-Greeks.

this does not equate modern ideas of "racial consciousness" and more so means absolutely nothing in the context of Sparta since they rarely left Greece.

as for the Germans, they did a lot more than that, and abandoned their socialist rhetoric fairly quickly after purging the old socialists from the party

>>74084523
Spartan citizenship was based on blood.

As was Nazi Germany.


I guess Nazis weren't racist.

>>74084538
There's a whole culture revolving around having 3 too many pints and getting a bit naughty.

https://youtu.be/EZx5OgKQNrA

>>74084559
You said antiquity.

wtf is /brit/ ever off the front page?

an early morning to you lads

>thainonce going full chinksheed
now i've seen it all

>>74084393
Japanese lad telling Brits what the time in their own country is lol

*drinks 1 can of strongbow cider*

hahahaha woah lads im so drunk let's do something stupid like we usually do

*smashes my head through a paki pizza shop*

>>74084578
alri lad, good sleep?

*gets back together with the nutcase gf*
ahhhh just kidding haha

Gotcha!

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*drinks 1 can of strongbow cider*

hahahaha woah lads im so drunk let's do something stupid like we usually do

*smashes my head through a paki pizza shop*

Do you have a well balanced diet?

>>74084564
>Spartan citizenship was based on blood.
not exactly since just being born in Sparta didn't guarantee citizenship in any way, regardless of who you were.

beyond that Spartans had to keep up with extreme training/military commitments until they reached 30 and were a full citizen entitled to land and other rights. even beyond all this every Spartan had to pay his fare share in order to maintain citizenship, wealth was totally redistributed.
similar rights were granted to women, including the right to own property.

you're oversimplifying things to suit your retarded political wankery

>>74084590
Try 12 cans, say what you like but we're massive binge drinkers.

>le spartans influences fascism, communism, anarchism, nudism, etc....

Fuck off FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

The ancient Greeks have always been an endlessly analyzed as if they were classic novels to fit whichever narrative of whichever ideologue. This bizarre racialism ascribed to them is inaccurate and ideological considering that Greeks disputed who was really Greek among themselves and many were of Pelasgian descent.

>>74084606
don't care

>>74084602
:o

>>74084606
>Private property
>Communist

>>74084595
kek not really sleeping pattern is fucked

but i get to enjoy early morning brit which
I unironically find comfiest

>>74084615
I am greek

>>74084615
this is what I've been saying
ascribing modern political ideas to the ancient Greeks is an anachronism

>>74084613
how did cider become the drink of choice in the uk

boggles my mind that cider, an exclusive womans drink here, is the choice of british males on a night out

Daily reminder that the helots had more property rights than the Spartans proper.

>>74084636
Off to work soon?

>>74084651
Cider is subsidised by the EU which it makes it one of the cheapest forms of alcohol

>>74084654
they also were hunted down like animals once a year

>>74084651
Larger is the drink of choice. British Cider is as strong or stronger than beer. There's nothing wrong with it.

>>74084606
The requirement to be a Spartan citizen was based on race.

You're being dishonest. Wealth wasn't "redistributed." The concept of wealth was literally destroyed. Lycurgus purposefully made money weigh a fuck ton, and the only way to move it was by horse-drawn carriage.

Wealth was not important; the military consumed all aspects of life.

Just. Like. Nazism.

put my willy in a lad's arse and got poo on my bellend. why do gays like this again?

sons of macadon

>>74084651
tastes the best

might filter yanks, leafs, and thailand 2bh

>>74084678
The recipient is supposed to have an enema

Hope everyone had a good ant sack day :)

>>74084636
sorry to hear lad. it's usually comfy but there's knobheads arguing over spartans hahaha

/his/ lads, take it to /his/. you can can all use wikipedia to argue there and theres lots of teens who would love to tell you the facts they know.

might filter brits

>>74084698
Better than the handicapped

>>74084666
Literally revisionism you stupid fucking helot fuck off

>>74084673
>You're being dishonest. Wealth wasn't "redistributed." The concept of wealth was literally destroyed

Semantics. Wealth was made irrelevant to Spartan society, but the vast majority of citizens were entitled and required to be materially equal.

>>74084688
bit of a chore when you just want a quick shag

Don't understand how some people get so fat

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>>74084688

really wish I had a leftie gf lads

>>74084717
Communist filth

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>>74084717
this

>>74084704
The vast majority of Nazis were also equal.

What's your point?

>>74084717
So you can redpill her? Right?

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>brit is comfiest when there are no brits

truly causes one to ruminate

>>74084673
you're the dishonest one here, you're making wild leaps with regards to what Spartan society was like in order to suit your Kraut fetish.
there was no Spartan race and attributing racial concepts to Greek city states is incredibly silly.

whatever you wish to call it "wealth" was distributed to every spartan, and every one of the Homoioi as well as the Perioeci and the Helots all had to contribute to the society in order to maintain their position and rights. They lived communally and were the model for egalitarian ideals for centuries after, regardless of political orientation.

and your understanding of what Nazi German society was like seems to be entirely based on memes and propaganda.

>>74084737
Shut the fuck up whiteboy

>>74084733
I`d bang hard her in both skins

>redditspaced, pointless, pseudo intellectual posts from yanks and yank lights
fuck off already, go argue on /pol/

>>74084735
>The vast majority of Nazis were also equal.
no they weren't
it was a heavily stratified society with party members and the SS representing the elite core of the movement, the rest of society only served to "incubate" this core which was supposed to create the new enlightened vanguard of the future.

>>74084743
>there was no Spartan race

Yes there was you moron, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartan_race

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>hur dur reddit spacing boogeyman

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>>74084762

just got bullied off my game because i kept leaking

>>74084743
>there was no Spartan Racd
>only filled blooded Spartans could be considered citizens

What did the Spartans mean by this?

>The Spartans are described as fair-haired by Bacchylides. In the work of Homer, Menelaus the king of the Spartans is, together with other Achaean leaders, portrayed as blond. Other blond characters in Homer are Peleus, Achilles, Meleager, and Agamede.

What did Homer and Bacchylides mean by this?

>>74084748
s-sorry master

*scurries into the shadows*

>>74084683
i'd filter arsetralians but you guys do good posts most of the time and i rather enjoy you x

yanks and leafs please leave, your presence here is unsettling to the indigenous people.

>>74084767
hi there reddit!

>>74084794
>>74084794
blond or fair-haired in the Mediterranean means light brown 2bh

These both Greek cunts are pissing me off

>>74084816
*civilizes you*

>>74084799
don't care

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>>74084817

>>74084816
Autismo yank is ruining the thread for everyone else

wish this non-greek brazilian would sod off

>>74084841
the leaf is as at fault too, it cannot stand the fact someone else disagrees with it about history and thinks only its knowledge is valid, like an angry teen who just cant let it go.

>>74084822
Citation needed

They're also described as blue eyed.

"Blue-eyes Apollo", "blue-eyes goddess" etc

No, i'll stay here, sorry lad

>>74084867
monkey

>>74084794
woah dude I guess the Spartans really were Hyperborean Volk eh??
I don't even know what you're arguing about anymore, that the Nazis took influence from Sparta (which they did as I've said several times), that the socialists/communists had no intellectual connection to Sparta (which is INCREDIBLY false) or that the Spartans were literally Germanic Nazi hitlers, which is blatantly untrue.

how were they differentiated from the rest of Greece? let alone Laconia, where there were many other members of Spartan society, of equally pure blood, who were not Homoioi.
more than that, you grossly overestimate exactly how "Laconian" nazi Germany was. I imagine the Spartans would be disgusted by the pomp and decadence of Berlin or Nuremberg and absolutely love a cosy drab commiebloc

I seriously suggest you read the actual accounts by contemporary Greeks on Sparta before you continue with this utter rubbish

>>74084872
Desert cunt

>>74084856
the leafs in this thread are honestly the most intellectually insecure people I've ever encountered

might actually start browsing the_donald just to piss you guys off
never even been on reddit before

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/04/25/simon-giant-rabbit-destined-to-be-worlds-biggest-dies-on-united-airlines-flight.html

>Simon the giant rabbit, destined to be world's biggest, dies on United Airlines flight

kek

74084710
shan't

>>74084836
good post

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/856872945808941056

>101-year-old Indian woman wins 100 meter dash at World Masters Games in New Zealand as the only competitor in the 100+ age category.

you fucking useless cunts

>>74084887
You're literally arguing not that the Spartans were in no way pseudo-facist.

They were.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism_and_ideology

Then you started talking my about Karl Marx and shit. You're fuckingm stupid my dude.

Now you're going haywire and talking about Volks like I'm a nazi. Why? Because you know I'm right about Spartans being an inspiration for fascism


I already quoted you some Xenophone up in my posts...his book is literally right in front me. You literally thought that Spartan women were equal; Xenophone literally says otherwise

>>74084887
>>74084932
STOP NOW FOR FUCK SAKE GO TO FUCKING TS3 TO DISCUSS THIS THIS BLODDY TOPIC YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

don't see how spartans have anything to do with fascism and i can't believe there's someone here who's autistic enough to defend such a ridiculous claim

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doing a fart

morning lads