/cum/

Fuck Drumpf

Alaska #1st

cum lol

A lot of people don't realize this, but Jefferson Starship and Starship are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT bands, not the same. The main difference is that Jefferson Starship rocks, whereas Starship sucks.

Jefferson Starship:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqLnVgR7fLw

Starship:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

See the difference?

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>>74082809
wew

nuts

I was about to make an anime edition but I couldnt pick out a good pic

Honestly kinda happy that Trump is waging a trade war with Canada

Maybe now our shithole can stop having a fucking colonial economy and aspire to more than just having a parasitic relationship with the USA.

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>he fuck is wrong with that

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amine

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the gf

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>I don't like 'we built this city'

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>>74082838
anime

>>74082828
My revenge will be swift.
First comes the polar bears then comes Sarah Palin with her army

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28oxinZmrW0

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going to bed guys. I'm so tired :(

>>74082832
>stop having a fucking colonial economy
Lmao. No, never.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

>>74082847
new or old?

VW still sells a 3 door golf in canada


there's also the mini, fiat 500, and the smart, but those are all a bit, niche

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does /cum/ support Puerto Rican statehood?

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stop being a civic nationalist

>>74082878

>the rabbits, wojak?

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>>74082832
who else are we going to trade with if not for yanks?

I like Canada. I'd live to live there.

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the comfiest album of all time

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>>74082885
what then, lehigh?

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>>74082853
was i suppose to feel bad for this dog?

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>I prefer Japanese cartoons over western media

>>74082892

what anime? WAIT wont tell me

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>>74082902

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>>74082918

>>74082920
I unironically believe anime is better for plot.

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>I unironically believe anime is better for plot.

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I for one enjoy anime for its plot

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The bf

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Found a new one!

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I have actually never watched an anime in my life

My fucking stomach is killing me buds

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Somebody explain the 547-D hopscotch involved in bringing up an issue and then folding like a lawn chair instantly when you're gently told no.

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>tfw you hold the listerine in your mouth until the pain becomes unbearable

>>74082941
I bet you ironically eat Cheetos every day also.

i just like the lolis

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>Anime

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>>74082781
>>74082800
>>74082835

I did really bad one semester in my engineering program so I ended up being out of school for a year and a half. I was kinda depressed.

It really sucks going back to uni because I'm going to graudate when I'm 23, instead of now when I'm 21.

tfw kinda a failure

>>74082962

I cant name a single person under the age of 25 who hasnt watched at least Dragon ball Z

>>74082922
tari tari

>>74082882
Yes, only so you have to redesign your flag.

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>south dakota

>>74082980
I've never seen DBZ either.

>>74082950
raphael could lose a couple pounds

>>74082970
no goldfish

>>74082987
it's not like that's a big deal, it'd cost the government 100k tops.

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Stop consuming asian media

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>>74082967
we were born to become veterinarians

Will one of you Canadians tell that one Canadian to stop. You know the one.

>>74083003

she could use a 9 lb baby in her womb

from me

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>>74082995
You don't understand, you fool!
I have played you like a fiddle!
All this was a facade to get you to say my state's name, therefore increasing its notoriety on Malaysian Potpourri forum

wtf I hate South Dakota now

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>>74083006
Last time it was designed by a 17 year old in Ohio, if you want to be lazy about it this 51 star design has been around for years

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>>74082959
hmm yes

>>74083021
sry

>>74083021
Which one?

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post your MP/representative/whatever mexicans have

>>74083054
They'll probably do a contest like they did for Hawaii desu

>>74083072

>>74082462

>>74082882
No

I support states leaving. Like commiefornia. They don't obey federal laws anyway. I hope a nork nuke reaches them.

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>it wasn't me :3

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>>74083085
Custodial volunteers need to start banning him again, when he used that OP pasta the thread would be deleted immediately.

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>>74083074
he's the kind of guy whose wife gets bred by muscular black bulls on the daily

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>I hope a nork nuke reaches them.

>>74083101
>supporting the U.S. becoming weaker

>>74083093
What's the difference between cuckporn and regular porn?

Pro tip: there isn't.

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>i support calexit

Early SpongeBob was the last time western cartoons were good

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>>74083055
Gordon Freeman is that you? Well I must say, you haven't changed one bit!

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who is this person?

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I support Cascadia

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>>74083077
Submit a new circle design for me, I always liked these ones.

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>1478466646286.jpg

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>>74083142
>someone else beleives this

i know right?

>>74083142

KotH went well into the 2000's, pleb

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>>74083074
roasties were a mistake

got called a racist on /mu/

>>74083132
California is already doing that.

>muh economy

Economy doesn't mean shit when society crumbles. And that shit hole is leading the charge.

>>74083152
kys

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>some "people" cant swim

>>74083180
didn't know drumpf was in california

>>74083165
Looks like a trashy flip, kek

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>>74083180

you seem absolutely fanny BLASTED at california, friendo

Why are leftists ok with illegals draining the economy

calexit lul

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>>74083186
:^)

my burger king thread on /pol/ is still fucking up and people are still falling for it

>>>/pol/122824858


fucking hell

>>74083142
so wrong

>>74083200
why are alt-right okay with white people?

>>74083200
>illegals
just come out and say it: brown people

>>74083180
and how many military bases would we lose if California left?

How much geopolitical leverage would we lose

How much of a GDP hit would we take.

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>you seem absolutely fanny BLASTED at california, friendo

>>74083186
I just stay away from water

>>74083211

nobody ever said /pol/ was intelligent

>>74083200
Non-whites are not white and therefore oppressed so they need gibs.

The only thing worse than illegals is a white guilt liberal.

/pol/ needs to get the FUCK out

>>74083204
>the parents couldn't swim either

>>74083211
>stupid thread I made on a board full of shitposters and ebin memers is still up

Wow u don't say?

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9bCgMPF52E

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>>74083211
>160 replies for an obvious shitpost
/pol/ has more newfags than any other board right now.

>>74083200
the only positive outcome is that they are a boon to the economy, dummy

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>I support states leaving. Like commiefornia. They don't obey federal laws anyway. I hope a nork nuke reaches them.

>>74083254

>now

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>>74083074
#teamliberal

I hope The US nukes the west coast and blames russia

Anyone see Elysium?

That's the future. But without the space station paradise.

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>>74083261
If California won't leave then I'll make the US leave California

Your state is sin

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>California deserves to exist

>>74083274
but all the nukes are in Washington state

>>74083274

switch west coast with russia and Russia with Canada

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>sinner talking about sin

>>74083186
me

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>>74083262
It's only been around a year or so

>dont have any reaction images on my laptop
how will i ever express my feelings

>>74083271
my riding is one of only 4 liberal seats in the province

other than one NDP seat, the rest of the province is entirely held by the tories

fucking alberta

>>74083296

just ctrl c, ctrl v from google images like I do

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>>74083286

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>>74083291
>Jesus forgives sins
>Californians hate Jesus

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>>74083257
Oops try again

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>>74083296
Using caps lock

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Reposting because it's one of the best webms I've ever seen.

>>74083294
>>74083254
>newfags

No, it's part of /pol/'s culture by now that all of them have to respond to obvious bait in the hopes a new meme will be born or someone will get dubs or trips. It's just how things are.

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>>74083309
>>Californians hate Jesus

>>74083309

>californian's hate jesus

we have an asston of evangelicals down south, stupid

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>>74083301
muh cfl

muh oil sands

muh harper

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>>>/pol/122837860

>>74083317
unrefined tastes

>>74083317
bit gay

>>74083321
Not once ICE gets to them

>>74083325
>muh cfl
hey cfl is good

far better summer/autumn sport than lacrap

>>74083336

>mexicans
>evangelist

>>74083326
tfw can't afford hairplugs

>>74083296
Just google "meme folder starter kit". I'm sure there are some zips out there. I would send you mine but it has A LOT of gay porn mixed into it.

>>74083341
Aren't spics converting to Evangelicalism faster than everyone else?

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>>74083320
If you loved the lord you'd have found someone by now and copulated

>>74083321
>Southern California
>Evangelical
Mexicans are Catholic stupid

>>74083326
>>>/pol/122838179
this is some advanced shitposting
18d space chess shitposting

>>74083311
whoa... WHOA... unpaid... taxes... are a detriment... to the local economies across... the states!?!?!?!

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>>74083352
quite rude

>>74083352

https://www.thenation.com/article/little-churches-everywhere-californias-evangelical-conservatism/

HOLY FUCK I FOUND A THE SOURCE OF ALL THESE WEBMS!!!!!!!!

NEXT MODELS:

http://www.nextmanagement.com/miami/profile/agnes-pimentel/video

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OC hot out of the oven!

>>74083354
>betraying /cum/
Judas tier tbqh

Honestly california bashing is like the shittiest meme on 4chan.

>>74082804

>>74083379
>meme

>>74083385
thanks hi how are you

>>74083379
Glad I live in Seattle to avoid all the abuse.

>>74083379
Stop standing up for your autistic cousin please.

>>74083341
>>74083321
>liberal evangelicalism

Only californians would see two forms of cancer and say "what if we mixed them together"? And then created, to no one's surprise, something even worse.

yanks dont deserve comfiefornia

Is gold rare?

>>74083357
You're fucking stupid. What are you even trying to say?

The chart shows that illegals cost more than they give back. Such is the case for all welfare recipients but illegals SHOULD NOT BE HERE.

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>>74083371
Gaycer I don't care

Your state is known for being a liberal hellhole so that's what it's gonna be

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>>74083372
>eyes: green

>>74083396
fuck off chi piece of shit

>>74083400

>liberal evangelicism

are you retarded, by chance?

those evangelists backed reagan and goldwater

>>74083375
I think you need a red lining along the edges of the uniform. looks a lot more ww2 than ww1

>>74083379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbWZjlZ-znU
>And we don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
>Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

>>74083317
The lack of penis was disappointing

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WTF bakabt is going private and my account was pruned. FUGGGGGGGG

/endblog

>>74083417
>they backed the governor that legalized abortion

How does this not backup what I said?

>>74083435
dumb slav

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>>74083442
Hmmmmmm?

currently dling diablo 2 from random filehosts
guesss this is my life now...

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>>74083439

are you calling reagan a liberal?

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i think penisylvania got whatever disease haitiANO has

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>>74083459
A member of the African-American community?

>>74083339
rugby

kinda full after eating 2 entire suppers buds
will have to do a big poo tomorrow to clear it all out

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my heros

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feed your head

What's a good program to download Youtube videos?

What's a good program to convert video files to webms?

>>74083479
literally who

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>>74083435
autism

>>74083489
convert2mp3

webm for bakas or webm for retards, which ever one fits your needs

>>74083487
ON GERMAN BLOOD AND CONSUMERISM

>>74083491
>non flag user commentating on extra flag culture
JOIN US ffs

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>>74083489
I wonder why he is asking this... :^)

>>74083489
youtube-dl

>>74083504
too drunk to redownload that shit

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>>74083500
kys reddit

Haha just had a vomit lads

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Anyone got any reaction images for "mental gymnastics?"

You can have this angry fat lady in exchange.

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>>74083522
the fuck is that

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>>74083520

How's the ol' economy doing lads?

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>>74083522

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Just took:
180 mg fexofenadine hcl
1000 iu vitamin D3
6 mg melatonin
0.1 mg clonidine hcl

How fucked up am I going to get?

Don't get Extra Flags or Bucks is going to screenshot all of your posts

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*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
mmmm get schwifty, SZECHWAN SAUCE!
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana

@74083539

what drives you to save these kind of images?

>>74083542
no he doesnt have a single screenshot of me

>>74083539
it was nice knowing you

>>74083544
The fact that i genuinely laugh while i read that shit in their voices tell you how good the show is.

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>>74083522

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>>74083542

I haven't given anyone a single you this thread. Feels good.

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una vela

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Gonna make hotwings tomorrow, buds

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>>74083574

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>>74083479

>>74083542
Unveiling intel ops will put you on a priority screenshot list reserved for new mexico.

>>74083583

stroheim did nothing wrong

>>74083153
Its staring at me

I guess that was just round one because my stomach's still fucking killing me

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>>74083574
South American culture?

I think Bucks has a crush on New Mexico
BUCKS AND NEW MEXICO
SITTING IN A TREE
K I S S I N G

we are so slowly becoming /lat/ without realizing

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>>74083589
*tears well up in my eyes and fall softly like the rains of cascadia*
y-you don't have to love me if you don't want to

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>>74083580
>bumping your own thread

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>>74083589

How do I make myself keep vomiting without resorting to sticking my hand in my mouth (because that'd be gross)

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Krraaaaaaaaammmmmmeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

t-there is a videogame track that i love and cant stop listening

is this the end for me buds?

>>74083631
FFFUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK CENTRE COUNTY COMING IN CLUTCH THICCCCCCC

>>74083609
the only counter to a chad of his magnitude is extreme autism. anything less will just bounce off his extroverted, woman attaining personality that he makes so abundantly clear everyday that he has

>>74083621
*side hugs you*
lets take it slow

>>74083649
I'm sure your beheading is imminent amigo

Ffucketh Doromphflen

graduating at 23 is good right
what about 24

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>>74083666

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>>74083609
FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE

>>74083675
what about never graduating

>>74083637
this guy is gonna get us brigaded and destroyed.

holy SHIT I JUST REALIZED

if pol destroys cum we should all flee to dixie

>>74083660
*glomp*

>>74083675
the ideal age is 22
i'm 26 and haven't graduated yet so you can imagine how much shame i bring my famiry

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Me when I enter the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgZF4chvMpk

>>74083684
ummmmm im like a guy and he is like a guy i think so uuuummmm that is not going to happen sweetie uhhhhh ummmm just saying

You litterally won't beleive this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4wWRWxYrwY

>>74083692
sshhh

it's on page 9 and you can't bump your own thread

>>74083666
well stated

And then I'm all like, "why are you talking, when you could be sucking my dick?"

Am I right, or am I right?

why does north korea threaten australia so much when things go wrong?

gonna go lie in bed and watch deadliest catch
night pals

>>74083730
nit

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>>74083705
HEY POL THIS GENERAL IS FILLED WITH YOUNG MEN ROLEPLAYING AS MOUNDS OF NORTH AMERICAN SOIL WITH GAY PROCLIVITIES AND COMMUNIST BELIEFS AND LITERALLY EVERY THREAD STARTS WITH AN INSULT OF THE PRESIDENT

>>74083730
watch The Expanse instead

>>74083730
night bud

>>74083738
gonna have a shower lol

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>>74083730
Same. Goodnight.

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commies in my /cum/???

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>>74083728
Making Australia a nuclear wasteland to show your geopolitical strength is already half done, mostly wastes and full of mutated humans. It's a low bar.

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>>74083675
I'm probably gonna have to stay an extra year due to fucking up a bunch of classes.
I also haven't been able to find a summer internship to save my life.
This is the end of me.

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>>74083730
I go to meet Captain Sig and John, bretty cool people.

>>74083738
w-wtf they changed my image of somebody yelling :.l

>>74083730
>>74083750
guess i too should actually go to bed
tonight can you guys pls not pull the sheets to one side and leave me without them ok thanks

>>74083764
>sig is so tired he's talking gibberish and accused a guy on the boat of calling his wife to tell her he was tired
grim

>>74083766
Meme gods frown upon you, that image is actually appropriate though

>>74083675
23 and 24 are honestly average.
You'd have to be a tryhard to get out at 21 or early 22.
Though, it depends on what year you're born.
Don't fuckin' sweat it if you're in STEM, business, or something pre professional.
Unless you're in liberal arts, in which case, what the fuck have you even been doing?

Pro tip: a good bit of people have to retake a good bit of classes, and sometimes, you just get shitty schedules (which happened for me, but that was more out of procrastination and laziness, to be honest).

>>74083728
i'm not worried

i mean south korean isn't even worried. pls finish them off so nobody has to read anymore stupid headlines about kim jon fishhead and his plastic rockets

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>Don't fuckin' sweat it if you're in STEM, business, or something pre professional.

>>74083761
dude work at the commons desks if you are really pressed to find work. they are always hiring. if you can't find experience you can at least get some money

oh and maybe look into government internships and try to market yourself as having some basic IT skills for data entry and stuff like that. when I was a freshman with 0 skills the US treasury or mint or something offered me an internship after I said I was interested in computers

>>74083696
w-what are you studying

>>74083781
He's a hard worker, it's the Norwegian diet cigarettes and black coffee

*hugs your girlfriend*

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Hello America, can you share some of your guns please?

>>74083810
dude stop hugging my hand its gay

>>74083810
Mongoloid

>>74083803
i entered with biology, swapped to electrical engineering, to computer science, and finally to math

>tfw no gf

>>74083810
*shoots you, my gf, and finally myself after I call 911 to tell them my sinful deed*
pssssh... better luck next time... kid

>>74083822
رجل الذرة مثلي الجنس

>>74083824
300k/yr starting?

>>74083824
*whispers* you actually want to do physical chemistry

what do you want to do with math? 300k straight outta college?

>>74083761
Exact same situation here.
My folks seem understanding, but at the same time I hate being such a leech.

>>74083838
more like ending

>>74083816
you can borrow the .22 but thats it

>>74083824
That shit right there is also partially why I'm graduating at 24, though, I could graduate this summer at 23, I need to take some piddly lab I couldn't fit in.
I went from botany to marine biology to chemical engineering to microbiology and then finally settled at pharmacology.
Luckily those last three work almost hand-in-hand.
I was also planning on minoring in history, simply because I love history, but that would be a waste of time and money.

>>74082893

You do realise this tariff shit happened back in 2004, right?

When it happened, we looked to the Asia-Pacific region to sell wood to instead, and the result was over the next 10 years our lumber industry has increased profits by nearly 300%

These trade disputes slowly wake up our fucking government and get them to try trading elsewhere and it's been working well. We're still a long way from being safe to go without US trade entirely but it's getting there.

Once we beef up the coastal ports to export oil and gas (Especially to export LNG, since we only export that to the US currently) we will be making huge gains.

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Rick:
>"Its-its-its the Jews, Morty."

>You gotta be*UUURRP* careful about the Jews!"

>"I-I've been to over 2000 different universes, M-Morty and the Jews own over half of them."

Morty:
>"But that's, that's imposs-possible Rick, they are only like, uh, a small percentage of the population. Gee Rick, don't you uh remember like what uh happened last time with the holocaust and the 6 million or something?

Rick
>"T-thats where you're*BURRP* wrong Morty. What do they teach you in that school of yours? How to be a *farts* cuck?"

>"H-h-here, watch this documentary I found on Youtube. It will catch you up to pace, Morty. The white man will *UURRP* rise again, Morty. Trust me, I've been to that timeline."

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lmaoing@urlife

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>>74083841
i don't want to do anything with it; at this point i'm just in it to complete and not seem like i've wasted 8 years of my life
probably join the military for 4-6 years and then go back to school for arts or something without wasting more of my parents' dollars

don't go to college because it's "what you do after high school", kids!

>>74083890

I could of graduated at 21 but I took a break from school and now I'm graduating at 23.

Oh well. Actually isn't a very big deal anyway.

>>74083902
well, with a math degree I bet you can do something cool for the military.

*COUGH* DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPA JETPACK MEMES *COUGH*

>>74083788
I have a summer birthday and my parents enrolled me in kindergarten twice so I would be older than everyone else through school instead of younger

FUCKING stupid decision I wish they wouldnt have done that

so yeah theoretically if I took only 4 years I would get out at late 22 but it looks like I'm a piece of shit so it might be 23 or 24
but yeah its stem though

>>74083887

pleae continue

>>74082965

Mexico won't pay for the wall, so Trump is doing a shakedown for Canada instead. Note the entire purpose of the tariff was to make it retroactive. They're demanding $5,000,000,000 in retroactive tariffs now since he can't get any of his stupid wall funding sources to line up.

>>74083886
stop making the US look like bad guys

>>74083857
get the history thing, anon, it'll be fun
if you like writing papers

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>>74083902
I started in engineering. Didn't get in. Now I'm just trying to graduate and get out so I can try to live on my own for once and stop leaching off my folks.

>>74083922
what the fuck? I don't understand why you would want to do that to your kid. my parents tossed me in kindergarten early.

>>74083928
he reiterated yesterday Mexico will pay for the wall eventually

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>people in this thread are stealing topsoil nutrients from their parent right now

shiggy diggy

>>74083954

are you me

>>74083945
I unironically kind of do like writing papers, but I landed a convenient job back at my old folks' place with a pharm tech, so I can get more experience in that field. And I need that experience before pharm schools will even take the effort into tossing my paper in the "ignore" pile, instead of brushing it off the desk for the janitor to clean up later.
Believe me, if money didn't matter, I would probably do a masters in history.
Instead, I'm just taking my second interest, which luckily can land me a job.
Granted, that job market is disgustingly inflated, but I needed to settle on something.

I leech off my great-uncle
my father leeched off the same uncle

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What city should I go to in Europe? I can stay at one city for a few days before arriving in prague

>>74083999
I plan on leeching until I find myself a girly.

>>74084001
barcelona

>>74084001
Podgorica

>>74084001
I would go to bucharest

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>when I have my shit togeather more than /cum/

>>74084015
Don't they have a gypsy, Muslim, and gommie problem?