Mentally-ill self-harming /pol/tard qt edition
if you read this post you're gay
The third edition of The Destruction of the European Jews, includes (respectively) over 800,000 Jews who died from "ghettoisation and general privation"; 1,400,000 killed in open-air shootings; and up to 2,900,000 who perished in the camps.
>>74081125
I'M the only gay in this thread
What hobbies do you lads have?
I've taken up model building recently. In the middle of putting together one of these.
>>74081174
imagine being this arseravaged
nelson mandela was a literal terrorist
How's S3 of Broadchurch lads?
>>74081183
started bashing nerds and dweebs i see around town
>>74081183
diagnosing autism by analysis of peoples hobbies
>>74081218
never watched it because peter hitchens says it's made by anti male SJWs who hate britain and want to weaken our court system
holding a yank coin from 1980
weird to think it has gone through almost 40 years and passed through the hands of thousands of different yanks, trayvon, cletus, jason
really fascinating
>>74081183
playing fifa, getting drunk with the lads, used to play football for a team
cant think of much more else
>>74081211
so were most national independence movements in history
>>74081312
redditspacing
worked at a coin mint back in 1980 and rubbed my arse on every single coin minted in that year
>reddditspacinghowlingifyoueverusethespacebaryouareanenormousredditcuntandshouldleave
>>74081312
Don't put it in your pocket, where it will become just another coin.
>>74081174
DELET
>>74081183
watch sports
ski in winter
listen to a bit of music, I can play guitar but I don't as much as I used to
>playing fifa, getting drunk with the lads, used to play football for a team
>>74074657
VERY rare
me taking the pic
>>74081361
kek lmoa epic banter xD
>>74081339
most don't bomb shopping malls and train stations, stone and burn people to death, and demolish a great chunk of infrastructure
>he's here
>>74081113
orwellian nanny state
>>74081424
no u
>>74081402
>>74081405
don't ever respond to me again little twerp
>>74081408
Ah yes, surely the darkies are uniquely barbaric with their insurrections
>>74081449
this happened in the past 25 years, not 250 years ago
>>74081441
*bashes your little runt head in*
kek, just fooled that cockaroach into giving me a free (You)
it's just TOO EASY lads
>>74081125
Shit
Thinking about going vegetarian lads. Starting to feel empathy for the cows and whatnot
>the 2010 World Cup was 7 years ago
>>74081481
>>74081535
good post
eating flesh causes cancer
>>74081537
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>74081540
going to smash that faulty algorithm-making runt's head in
>>74081537
>tfw graduated uni the summer it was on
GIVE ME FREEDOM
GIVE ME FIRE
>>74081572
good lad
>>74081535
good fucking post lad
>>74081537
casual reminder that >we, a nation with one of the lowest ranked teams in the WC, drew to Italy, the defending champions and were the only undefeated team in the tournament
i despise muslims and sincerely believe the world would be a much better place if they were all killed
and you?
what are you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfATf-aMvbA
>>74081582
>Browsing 4chan past the age of 25
It's 3am on a week night so you're probably a NEET as well
>>74081610
Trompe de Monde
>>74081610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hrbqox54k
me
>believe in a creator
>vegetarian due to health consciousness rather than sympathy towards animals
>left leaning centrist with right leaning opinions (also referred to as a radical centrist)
>black gf
i can say the gayest thing youve ever heard if you want to
if i get more than 2-3 (You)'s ill post it..... if u want....
>>74081608
been reading up about south africa and the ANC and how niggers fucked everything up with a shitty, corrupt nigger government where blacks can get away with anything
decided I hate blacks more than muslims now
>>74081633
nice choice. their cover of banshee beat by animal collective is lovely
got a new waifu today lads
barbara palvin
>>74081614
>tfw turning 25 in 2019
>only 1 year and 1 month until i lose my 4chan privileges
god dammit
>>74081644
me
>vegan
>christian
>leftist
>no gf
>>74081644
literally the same except for the part about having a gf
>>74081644
You're... Anthony Fantano? But he lives in New England.
>>>/r9k/36555205
fucking hell
>someone tells OP he probably shouldn't go around raping people
>"damn redditors, whole thread is ruined guys"
i retract what i said about them maybe being alright
>>74081659
rorke
yeah.............. fuck redidt..............
>>74081614
This website wasn't meant for kids. You're cancer. Come sit on daddy's knee and I'll tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a website which attracted genuine subversives: anarchists, paedophiles, black hat hackers, activists, and all manner of sociopaths and shit-disturbers. These people turned into Anonymous and made some very serious men in dark suits and Gargoyle shades very angry. These very serious men made it known to m00t that he could either nerf his subversive website into the text equivalent of Habbo Hotel or he could get all his servers seized by the NSA and spend some quality time in Gitmo. And because m00tiekins had the spine of a jellyfish, he kicked out the subversives and opened the door to you brainless little teenyboppers to keep the ad revenue rolling in.
So we're not trespassing on your website, you sunken-headed twerp, YOU are squatting on OURS.
>>74081480
ahhhhhhhh yes, the "plastic surgery" look
truly a classic
Lads I have an interview with a therapist tomorrow and I had to fill out a questionnaire beforehand. There was a question about self harm and suicidal thoughts and while I do occasionally have those I thought that I might get sectioned or something if I put that down so I just said no. Am I right in thinking that unless you're genuinely suicidal you should never admit to having suicidal thoughts to these people because they have to report that?
>>74081720
dude come on dont talk like that yeesh.... yikes...
>>74081741
yeah
>>74081582
what's your opinion on me considering you're older and your views will be a bit more refined
>>74081715
if I learned that all blacks and muslims in the world died right now I would unironically stand up and do a little dance
>>74081732
she hasn't had any
filtered dude
>>74081755
come on man there are some cool blacks
will smith for example, although i don't even really consider him black
feel like i would genuinely enjoy posting on /r9k/ but i understand that it would become a determent to my mental health so i avoid going there
feel like if i start browsing i will not stop and it will become a reoccurring habit like browsing /int/
hahahahahahaha
>>74081435
nah. alaska is freedom
>>74081211
cry more cumskin
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>74081183
used to be Warhammer
but since the GW closed in my town I've sort of petered off and stopped painting and playing
now idk, I guess nothing, maybe reading and I'm learning to code.
>>74081769
>>74081776
most are bad. the loss of the "good" ones is worth it
google alaska christensen
all i love
>tfw just invented a cool new way to do a terror attack but dont want to post it because i dont want to give anyone terroristic ideas
im a true patriot 2bh.
doing a read
https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarchism/comments/66p26w/how_do_we_stop_4chans_influence_on_politics/
>>74081680
>>74081644
Wish I were still a believer 2bh.
>>74081803
you don't even know who she is
>>74081815
doing a shout
mmm
love those long and satisfying sleeps you get after doing an all nighter
though a side affect of this is that I wake up during real yank hours
>>74081805
i think eugenics is the answer
sterilise all violent and sub-100 iq blacks (which is most of them) and then they'll be just the same as us
hell, they could even apply the same standard to whites, there is literally nothing wrong with eugenics
>>74081793
super cuckio was hilarious
>>74081829
i don't need to know
it's obvious
Itsa me!
>>74081854
cuckio!
>>74081840
typical dumb fucking ignorant nigger yank
>>74081807
my last name is christensen
hate it because it's so long
wish i had something short like lee
>>74081815
>[–]PROUDHON_IN_MY_ANUS 360 points 4 days ago*
>Reaching out to neckbeards living in their mom's basement instead of using classist, ablest, appearance shaming rhetoric might be a good start.
>>74081741
Doubt you'd get sectioned Tbh
I had to go to a shrink after I tried to hang myself and never got sectioned
Why's the British accent so sexy lads?
>>74081870
alri cuckio
>>74081828
It's never too late to come back
>>74081876
>the british accent
uh
which one?
>>74081876
alri my luvver
anyone remember the pint glass meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfc5grBZmg
remember takeshis castle lads haha
>if I learned that all blacks and muslims in the world died right now I would unironically stand up and do a little dance
>>74081814
redditors are so retarded
they can't piece together that its not "4chan" or some neckbeard bogeyman converting people, but that 4chan has always ridden the wave of zeitgeist being as we lack any identity here.
and the zietgeist is decidedly turning against Liberalism and leftism.
acting like evangelicals in order to "win over" 4chan will just make them seem more out of touch.
>>74081886
>which one?
How many are there?
>>74081867
fake tits
fake nose
lip injections
too much makeup
it's obvious
i wish i could believe but i cannot
i am not a man of faith i am a man of evidence
>>74081908
opensuse is reddit: the linux distro
>>74081872
/pol/ does the same thing though. very derisive towards the poor
>>74081913
So obvious you're wrong
>>74081911
at least 40
>>74081934
think i may be a pedo
>>74081911
hundreds
>>74081917
>>74081940
>>74081947
Uhh..
The first one
>>74081659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xLlhP-9Jpg
>>74081938
No he's right
She's a plastic looking fake whore
Just shat meself
>>74081924
ey man, i got some evidence here that you ordered a knuckle sandmich
>>74081644
me
>Catholic dabbling in Buddhism/Brahmanism
>eats lots of meat
>reactionary
>Indian gf
>She's a plastic looking fake whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l1rdqmWxGU
people said i sound like welsh version of him
also banging tune
>>74081880
I think I'm too far gone mate. I do enjoy reading the Bible, but I haven't been to church in close to a decade.
>>74081931
how so?
no friend who is girll
Just shart meself
>>74081985
that's right
>>74081971
BPFPAFHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHHAHAA
>SHITTING YOURSELF AS AN ADULT
JESUS CHRIST HOW PATHETIC CAN YOU BE, EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS LOW LIFE BFPFAPFPAFHAHRHRHERHEHRHAHHRHAHHAHEHHEHH
HAHHHHH
remebmer cat cant smel pee lik humen
A LADY CAME INTO THE STORE ONE DAY, ASKING FOR A FORM OF MINING EXTRACTION
>>74082001
>>74081975
>dabbling in Brahmanism
that's a funny way to say you've got currency with curry cunny
>>74082020
A FORM OF MINING EXTRACTION?
Que Sera, Sera!
>>74081991
if you have anything to do with security in a distro, and think that you need to have the root password to access some wireless network, or to be able to print out a paper, or to change the date-and-time settings, please just kill yourself now. the world will be a better place
>>74081938
>>74081985
they're right, she'd be a cunt to you in person because you're not some alpha deano from a reality tv program.
keep away from sluts like her, they're parasites.
>he's here
>>74081990
church is irrelevant
its become far too corrupted and detached from what it should be.
I know its a big meme to practice Orthodoxy but maybe you would enjoy it, their services are a lot more intimate without being goofy like Proddy ones are.
>>74082022
I've got my dicc in vindaloo
me on the right
>>74082035
MEIN SCHAFT, SHE GOT!
>virgin
>knowing anything about women
>>74081908
>and the zietgeist is decidedly turning against Liberalism and leftism.
doubt
i'm so old i remember two of my favourite girls to wank to were adriana lima and a girl named vida guerra
>>74081936
The truth is that liberals and conservatives both hate the poor. Modern Marxists aren't much better as they tend to either fetishize the poor or at least condescend to them.
>>74082040
none of this is relevant anymore, Suse hasn't been aggressive about asking passwords for everything in a while now.
especially not tumbleweed.
also I do a lot of work on unsecure networks so the security is good after I had gotten the firewall configured how I like it, much better than windows
>>74082048
That's like me and my sister
I'm the ugly one
>mfw I practiced kissing with her
shouldn't have taken that xanax
>>74081936
no worse than the left's fetishizing and infantilizing the poor
How does taking amphetamines like adderal/vyvanse feel like?
>>74082090
lol nutter
>tfw any original, witty thing I put on my tinder will just be seen as copypasta
>>74082059
>used to wank to savannah gold all the time
>she's been dead for over 6 years
>>74082056
because you know SO MUCH about womyn like her
AMIRITE?
more than you dingus
just farted
>>74082103
a lot like marijuana but like
crazier
Why does this confirmed taff nonce think people will give it (You)s?
love to black out on xannies and laboratory ethanol and roll my car at high speed through a petting zoo
>>74082079
oh yeah I haven't used in in like 5 years now but all I can remember of it is having an autistic meltdown and uninstalling it after a week. found my place as a gentooman soon after
>>74082133
I have a little fucking willy
>>74082126
i really doubt it
I've watched so many reality tv programs, plastic bitches like her are so shallow and superficial lad.
>>74082093
representing them and wanted to abolish poverty isn't fetishising them
>>74082114
my first orgasm was to a girls gone wild infomercial
>>74082133
do NOT get femdom.
Has to be the WORST fetish possible.
If any of you have a femdom fetish then as King of /shit/ I demand you leave my kingdom immediately. .
some people think that im a closet homo but my true secret is that im a closet virgin
Paul Joseph Watson has absolutely LOST IT
>So... anon... how come a nice guy like you doesn't have a girlfriend???
>>74082105
bit tired
A creepy weirdo who has been confirmed as a child sex offender talking about women
Lel
>>74082146
Gentoo is nice but I need my PC for work and need soemthing that just werks but still gets regular updates.
Tumbleweed has been solid for me for months now, I can't go back to static releases
>>74082184
>child sex offender
proofs??
/fa/ is such a shit fucking board
>>74082172
I'm 4/10 and autistic
>>74082153
right in that hand
>>74082203
Haha
>>74082171
Do you lads reckon PJW has tasted his own cum before
The name's Bond, James Bond.
>>74082172
Hi, my name is Elliott, and I hate every single one of you.
>>74082172
*squirms*
*winces*
*looks away*
*mutters something*
time for din dins x
http://www.strawpoll.me/12827890
http://www.strawpoll.me/12827890
http://www.strawpoll.me/12827890
>>74082200
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/paedophile-who-dodged-three-arrest-12863745
>>74082213
Haha yes
I've accepted I will die without ever holding anothers hand
>>74082215
have a bond Pepe
lol watching reality tv sure is useful in the real world
you do realise you're living in an abstraction and just reinforcing it with this nonsense? you're going to drive yourself legitimutely insane and either shut down completely or kill some people.
you've created this completely surreal existence for yourself and it sounds like you're becoming neurotic
>>74082232
Haha nerd
me and the so called lass
absolute STATE of /brit/
You're all faggots.
>>74082244
BLACKED
>>74082201
it's pretty good but so god damn repetitive
>>74082230
don't think that's him
>>74082230
>Davies, of Taliaris, had admitted contacting a 15-year-old boy via Facebook and asking him to engage in homosexual acts.
Hahahaha
>>74082252
that does look like the average coal burner
>>74082158
yes it is
the fact that you see them as especially worthy of being uplifted to the point where you want to take from others to give to them is most certainly fetishizing them
>lol watching reality tv sure is useful in the real world
>you do realise you're living in an abstraction and just reinforcing it with this nonsense? you're going to drive yourself legitimutely insane and either shut down completely or kill some people.
>you've created this completely surreal existence for yourself and it sounds like you're becoming neurotic
>>74082237
thanks have a russian infantry pepe
>anon, where are you taking me for dinner?
>>74082267
in that case all politics is fetishisation of one group
but it's not. it's just a class asserting itself, as has happened throughout history
night lads
https://twitter.com/Ranem__72/status/849391194870296577
CANNOT stop laughing
don't really know much about computers or technology lol
so THIS is the power of the ir*sh
>>74082294
GUARANTEE her boyfriend is at least an 8/10
>>74082324
I do
though I hate knowing stuff because then people think I'm smart and will rely on me too much
>>74082324
its really easy to learn
you can learn a coding language in maybe a month or two if you are passable at maths
if not you can become passable at maths easily as well in less time
>>74082314
snorkeling at this post
>>74082294
shit gumline
>>74082294
post that buttfucking a crippled girl comic
the so called lass
>>74082324
same actually, I'm quite addicted to PC gaming and after all my years of playing on it, you'd think us gamers would be literally masters of the computer but no: we don't know shit about it
pic related, favorite gayme
>>74082358
(((the big bang theory)))
>>74082295
wrong
class consciousness is a myth as evidenced by marx who was himself not a member of the proletariat
>>74082369
is this similar to chivalry/Mount and Blade?
>>74082369
nice minecraft is my favourite game too!!
>>74082389
yes. have you played the original chivalry? this is after all based on hl2, as it is an hl2 mod, just like chivalry is.
who /dwarffortress/ here?
grew out of videogames when i was 17
grew out of videogames but then I went a size up and they fit me again haha
grew out of videogames but still play them all the time because I have nothing better to do
>>74082396
>minecraft
little kid detected
>>74082388
>class consciousness is a myth
liberal rubbish
>marx who was himself not a member of the proletariat
his own standing is irrelevant. class consciousness isn't something that only proletarians can have. class struggle is waged by all groups
Still play the same game I was playing at 17
the normdroids seem to be very excited for a boxing match happening soon
may have to tune in because they'll all be talking about it at work I reckon
>>74082439
get lost loser
play video games like age of empires II and medal of honor allied assault and starcraft and rainbow six rogue spear because my computer can't handle anything newer
>>74082409
me
>>74082444
I quite like Factorio and Cities Skylines
>>74082448
have you played the first age of empires?
thailad what does thai fanny smell like
someons just broken into me house
>>74082454
I like any autistic game and WRPGs
>>74082469
rice
>>74082358
Just not in their homes though, eh?
the gf
I only play normie games despite being a fuckup 2bh
>>74082485
very comfy game
>>74082485
this isn't really that "normie"
I like stardew valley, its relaxing to play like harvest moon
>>74082431
if class consciousness were true then marx's views and struggle would've been in the interest of his own class
but they're not they were in the interest of the proletariat at the time in which he lived
>>74082485
>>74082501
wish i could get into games again
even rdr2 can't excite me
20 year old neet, and you?
>>74082501
gets very stressful when you're trying to get all the shit you need to fix the town hall though
>>74082473
soz haha
>Homer the Heretic
never had a gf, and you?
>>74082523
22
neet for 4 years
>>74082552
Yes, for 8 years
>>74082485
looks comfy as
is it like harvest moon?
>>74082533
stopped playing when I found out I couldn't nonce jas
>>74082461
i haven't
worth picking up a copy on amazon?
33yo NEET here AMA
>>74082552
had one my junior year of high school. we broke up after two months and she went on to fuck my best friend at the time
>>74082597
best yogurt?
troy deeney is such a weird looking man
>>74082597
are you a virgin?
>>74082571
More than my fathers marriage...
>>74082606
Yeo, or Onken
>>74082579
very much like harvest moon, actually. I stole it at first and ended up buying it because I enjoyed it so much
>best yogurt?
>>74082617
No. But I've only had sex with one girl about 13 years ago
i fucked up in harvest moon at the very beginning when i killed one of the elves by mistake haha
>>74082624
done 100% buying it
loved harvest moon
>>74082636
was it worth losing your wizardly powers for?
>daddy, you'll be voting for the labour party in the upcoming elections, right?
>>74082582
there's almost definitely a mod for that
>>74082641
Not really. She was a fucking pig and a shit shag. I only fucked her because I felt sorry for her and wanted to get laid.
>>74082643
no fuck off, 1000 year Tory reich.
>>74082643
We're radical centrists in this family, we'll be voting for the Liberal Democrats.
>>74082606
petit filous
>>74082597
how often do you think about suicide?
do you live with you parents?
I've heard the lib dems are the true party of radical centrists. Is there any way I can support them as a yank?
might purchase harvest moon 64 for the ol n64
>>74081934
now i'm trying to find the original and having no luck
damnit
>>74082686
turn the Democratic Party into a radical centrist party rather than neoliberals
>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
who am i, gamling? who who? who who?
>>74082683
>how often do you think about suicide?
Pretty much everyday since I was about 15-16. Got sectioned a few years back when I tried to hang myself.
>do you live with you parents?
No. Live on my own
>>74082658
:(
>>74082679
>>74082622
more of a Müller man myself. Or at least I was, now I'm a Meiji man
>>74082698
>implying there's any difference
>>74082700
>They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
You've peaked my interest Mr. Shillberg
>>74082712
Muller is a bit too sour I find. The Light ones are okay, but the Corners are just a gimmicky load of shit
>>74082705
how do you afford rent?
do you ever see yourself changing for the better?
>>74082689
I have the SNES version
I hope they make a new one for the Switch
>>74082686
Support Howard Dean.
>>74082704
WHOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
>>74082735
Loved the crunch corners t?bh, the one with the chocolate and white balls was great
>>74082750
remember him screaming during the 2008 primaries haha
>>74082738
>how do you afford rent?
Live on bennies
>do you ever see yourself changing for the better?
Nah.
>>74082750
*screaming*
>>74082778
>>74082787
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>74082799
>>74082750
prehistoric meme
http://deanfighters.ytmnd.com/
>>74082780
>tfw no bennies
>>74082799
*starts listing states and cities*
RAGHGHHGH!
>>74082778
2004 wasn't it?
thaimong lives on bennies in hookerland
>>74082811
only oldfags will remeber this
>>74082830
yeah think so actually
i turned 16 that year
>>74082836
;_;7
http://mspainttribute.ytmnd.com/
>>74082834
will the thai government pay for his estrogen and breast implants?
>>74082834
>Implying anywhere outside the west would give foreigners money just for existing.
>>74082871
Brazil gives you loads of money on welfare compared to cost of living
>>74082780
How do you get bennies?
I'm autistic and depressed but I think they would only pay me like £10 a week
poo bum shart wank arse barf!
>>74082880
shhh... don't break the far-right echo-chamber thailad lives in...
>>74082830
yea it was 2004
>>74082880
To foreigners?
>>74082856
old twat
>>74082478
spot on