/cum/

2d girls are worst girls

>>74080893
No.

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>>74080894
emily is not white

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>>74080929
yes she is

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>>74080911

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xth for smart disugssions

>>74080909
even worse than 1D girls?

Convince me not to buy more weed

>>74080691
show idea: 20ish millennials live their daily lives, and exaggerate their weird experiences in their group calls later on at night causing their friends to react inappropriately the next day in public

Why don't """girls"""" post in /cum/ anymore? We had about 4 at one point.

The general is much better now.

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>>74080946
dont do it

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I would marry Emily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7kor5nHtZQ

Shit, got invited to my cousins wedding

>>74080962
why

>>74080958
Drumpf is finished

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>>74080956
i'm a girl

me in the picture

>girls are real

love this meme

>Having cousins
Retard

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>>74080957
>BSRs
Good ol' Ylilauta memes

>>74080958
not a single person there took a science related class after highschool

leftists are completely insane

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fucked it

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I'm a dog
me in the picture

>>74080962
gross

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>>74080976
She's cute

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>>74080992

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>>74081005
>>74080976

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>>74081009

how do roasties have thousands of pictures of themselves

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>Hey Cal, you need to take these monstrosities everywhere you go

>>74081022
>m' retard

I would inseminate repeatedly emily under the sacrament of marriage, producing plenty of children

https://my.mixtape.moe/arcfei.webm

>>74080966
>ywn be smashed against a qt nip and be stuck in that position for a couple minutes

>>74081079
YYYAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

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>using the free version of a software for one of my classes
>if I try to export or save what I'm working on, it covers it in watermarks
>I'm just going to screenshot parts of it and paste them together
Is this theft, buds? Am I gonna be imprisoned?

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Okay I'm done drinking, but I'm pretty drunk. The only mission for the rest of the night is:

1) Clean up, get dressed.
2) Go to gress shake at bottom flore flour... I don't remember how to spell flore? flour? idk... and buy some chicken tendies and fries.
3) Play some melee.

Bonus goals:
4) Study for last exam tmr.
5) Pass it the next day.

Am I ganna make it? #I love you guys so much

>>74081058
>needing a legally binding document to keep a female's companionship

>>74081079

that brave, brave man

gonna go pick-up some pad thai

https://my.mixtape.moe/ztojvt.webm

>>74081093
grease* floor*?

oh man im smert XD gg glhf

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I wonder if Anus killed himself yet

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Just joined the alt-right

>>74081097
The matrimonial covenant, by which a man and a woman establish between themselves a partnership of the whole of life, is by its nature ordered toward the good of the spouses and the procreation and education of offspring; this covenant between baptized persons has been raised by Christ the Lord to the dignity of a sacrament.

It has nothing to do with laws.

https://my.mixtape.moe/ylqpof.webm
AMERICAN '''''''''''''WOMEN''''''''''''''

/cum/ more like duumb lol

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>Just joined the alt-right

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>>74081130

>>74081139

THICC

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-p-plEASE resond

sry 4 caps

captia 6600 Haliotis lol?

NO NEW POSTS FOR A MINUTE CUM IS DEAD

>go to a restaurant and a burger and fries
>come back and eat my hospital supper
ah yes
gonna be a fatty

drunkposting is really embarrassing

>>74081207

see >>74080809

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got a cheeky 300 bucks back from income tax

>>74081213
alkies should really just kts

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>Just joined the alt-right

I think I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna buy some weed

>>74081207
if they let you come and go you have no reason to be there

i think you're pulling a scam

just joined the alt-centre

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>>74081219
K it's half gone tho

>>74081213
who is drunk here?

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>I think I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna buy some weed

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fuck drumpf

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>>74081145
>>74081149
>>74081230
Ahh the so-called "tolerant" left strikes again

>>74081090
>Is this theft, buds?
You can't get arrested for using your brain
Good job anon you beat the system

Just joined the Atheist Catholic church

>>74081254
allegedly
>>74081093

>>74081241
Ah yes let me go home and pay thousands of dollars for these antibiotics when I could get them for free

>>74081213
this

i don't care if the country turns brown as long as it's done LEGALLY

*neglects changing my oil*
hmm yess

>>74081274
>anime
well well who would've guessed

Just joined the Radical Centrist Reactionary Ethnonationalistic Authoritarian Party of America

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>Just joined the Radical Centrist Reactionary Ethnonationalistic Authoritarian Party of America

>>>/pol/122824266


did a post

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>>74081253
Thank you

>>74081323
wow reddit flags works on pol too

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>>74081323
>ironic tumblrposting
epicly hilarious man

>>74081365
lol

>>74081365

lol

>>74081263
the wall is happening beaner whether you like it or not

>>74081365
lol

74081365
more like
bum

>>74081371
"""""ironic"""""

>>74081365
lol

calexit

DAMN. is a mediocre album at best and Kendrick Lamar is overrated

>>74081410

fuck off

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>>74081213
sry let me be serious

bet u nerds can't do math LOL BRAINLETS

>>74081382
Don't be jealous, you're getting one too

+74081385
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>>74081420
gonna feel really silly when you look back on this thread to-morrow

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I want to know the origin of this image, buds

>>74081412
Most of Kendrick's fans are typical white hipsters trying to be hip so not surprised.
TPAB wasn't even the best album of 2015

>>74081438

I ask the judge for a recess

>>74081412
*posts twitter meme*
ayyo I love black people shit
the one song is ok though

>>74081439
Who looks back on the threads?

Why would I feel silly?

I tots don't tripfag with flags lol XD

>>74080894
I've had 3 minnesotan gfs one of them native american. Ask me anything

made another post

>>>/pol/122824858

>>74081438
Don't pull the level. If you do pull it, you're a murderer. If you don't, you're a bystander.

>>74081438
dont pull it then say you did pull it, then plead insanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvpWJKRPadk

>>74081479
You're crusin for a bruisin from the Jan man
>>74081335
What do you get out of these?

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>why yes, I listen to trap

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Wow you guys are no fun. I'mma play melee. Anyone play on Anther's ladder?

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>why yes, I listen to music

>>74081475
>not reviewing the previous day's posts to see what got (You)s and what needed improvement
never gonna become one of The Greats at this rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDKyARqjypQ

burger was delicious

>>74081556
What was on it?

>make shitpost on /pol/
>yank posters fall for it

every time

Sorry for being mean I didn't mean it.

>>74081571
I'll low key bump it for you.

>>74081559
bacon, cheese, pickle, lettuce, tomato, onion and burger sauce

>>74081516
>What do you get out of these?
I don't know...something about having an excuse to not be at work for a month and having people bring you food three times a day. Living vicariously I guess.

>>74081571
>/pol/tards being retards
what a surprise

katamari damacy is excellent

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>Canadians using the word "yank"

>>74081618
he's albertan which is the most american part of canada by a long shot

NAAAAAAAAAAAAANANANANANANANA, KATAMARI DAMACY

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Should I stop posting?

>>74081642
toronto doesnt like fun, just stop acting like a 14 year old /b/tard

>>74081589
gets boring tbqh
wish I had a job and money
thank the weedman for free healthcare

>>74081642
NEVER!

>>74081642
Yes permanently.

Go post on ebaumsworld or funnyjunk

>>74081642
post a pic of your junk

>>74081663
>wish I had a job

You can have mine.

>>74081695
Stop being a pedophile CIA

>>74081571
one trait I consistently see in pol posters is that they take things very seriously. unless if you add a preface that a post is a joke, they will take nearly everything with the most dire of emotions

QUINTESSENTIAL nova scotia post

>>74081700
seems too easy what's the catch

Getting real sick of this "existing" meme

>>74081642
You say you will, and you don't.
I vowed to leave this place for good about 4 days ago.

>>74081700
i'd trade places with you if i have a work visa, i always wanted to spend a summer in cascadia

>>74081733
You get yelled at a lot and it is very stressful. You have to let me move into your parents basement or whatever neet-den you live in and take over my lease.

>>74081709
?

>>74081761
how far do you live from tacoma and seattle?

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>>74081752
everyone look at this post and remember: we must never let this man cross into our country. remain forever vigilant against him.

>>74081752
Summer is very nice here. You should come.

>>74081772
Without traffic it is a 50 minute drive to Seattle and 20-25 minute drive to Tacoma.

>>74081782
what is this crap

stop being a bad poster

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*lunges at you*

>>74081827

h-he's fast!

me > you

>>74081825
You are a pretty bad poster 2bf

>>74081752
You want to visit a subduction zone in the middle of the ocean with a probablility of a megathrust earthquake that creates a tsunami of 15% within 50 years?

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>>74081825
i can't. my willpower is too low.

>>74081761
Sorry lad I live in an overpriced shithole I pay for with money saved from when I wasn't a worthless piece of shit

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>everyone look at this post and remember: we must never let this man cross into our country. remain forever vigilant against him.

my tastes > poop > your tastes

>>74081842
im the most powerful poster on /cum/ you fool
>>74081845
>dying
sign me up
>>74081847
lurk moar

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>>74081049
>mfw these people live in in my state.

>>74081864
actually, sinaloa's official power ranking had you at like 6 or 7

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>>74081864

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Rate my battlestation, /cum/

>>74081801
i interned in the summer in NYC and i got offered a job at a bed in breakfast in the BC interior

problem is, i worked under the table in NYC and i wouldnt be able to find work in the PNW without a visa

>>74081849
Well then you have to take over the lease but let me sleep on the couch.

>>74081881
>sinaloa's official power ranking
where

>>74081884

I want that wheel and pedals

>>74081884
gamer fuel/10

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I dislike non vanilla porn more and more as I get older.

>>74081884
i hate you

>>74081885
Well I mean BC is only about 2 hours drive from Seattle so if you wanted you could just work in southern BC and drive over the border for weekends or whatever. It's not hard to get across the border or anything as long as you have a passport and don't have any DUIs.

>Eat lunch alone every day
>Walking to cafeteria, I usually grab something and then go eat at this bench I like while reading a book
>Attractive girl from class walks up to me and says hello
>Say hello back
>Can't think of anything else to say
>Freeze up
>5, or maybe 10 seconds of silence pass, I don't remember
>She says "bye anon" and walks off
>Eat the rest of my lunch hating my own guts

What was I supposed to do?
What did she want?

>>74081884
Is that steering wheel for IRacing?

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>>74081884

>>74081904
sex feels better when you exclusively masturbate to softcore material

hardcore porn is bad and desensitises you

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>>74080936
>>74080894
good posts although the op is a lq pic

Dark haired light skinned girls are the patrician's choice
>>74081847
How's your New Mexico stalking going?

>>74081927
sherlock holmes over here
>>74081921
wouldnt have a car at my disposal, id be stuck on site, or buses into the little town and a bus into smaller towns or vancouver from there.

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Too intelligent to have sex

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>>74081948
I know that feel bro.

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>>74081948
too intelegent for a job too huh

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Really want to give up completely

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>why dont french canadians have cars?

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>>74081948
ah yes the /volcel/ masterrace

i'm going my own way stupid whores i'll never have sex with you ;)

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tfw too intelligent to fall for the Jew's "don't marry or reproduce" trick

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>>74081893>>74081893
>>74081893

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>>74081884
good goyim

>>74081946
Well you could just gay marry me and then get a green card.

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>two intelyjint too tawk 2 girls

>>74081972
Make a new one with me at the bottom already faggots.

>>74081960
>oriental art

>>74081941
ceased post ops for now unless he swings his extroverted penis into my soup.
>>74081963
c'mon man, just one more week you can make it

>>74081972
remove Sacramento, Alburquck and Orange county and put albertakun somewhere

>>74081894
>tfw bought a g25 and never use it

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>>74081964
dont need one
>>74081977
*rejects homosexual advance*

*flushing heard in the distance*

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>>74081996
Dogen was a great author.

My favorites are Fukan Zazenji and Genjo Koan.

>>74081992
are you an old poster coming back? I only saw you appear like yesterday

>>74082002
you should try to seduce sinaloa into changing their mind

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>>74082003

>bought a cheap wheel from Fry's to play euro truck
>worked for 6 months or so, now the turning is fucked and I cant go in reverse

>>74082010
tabarnak

*makes an excellent post*

>>74082024
I use to post when the brits got buttmad that /cum/ existed and /brit/ was cancer.

>>74081948
>just joined the alt right and now I'm to intelligent too have sex

>>>/tv/82054160

please respond
looking for the latest better call saul

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>french canadians can't afford cars
>big alpha westerner and maritimer anglos can
>they get angry and call us yanks for driving cars

When are you guys and gals gonna start up your ole' grill and start making some barbeque?

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>>74082076
Don't insult French men. They are a global resource to be treasured.

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heh

>had a 20 min phone call with a 4 year old
>was having an actual conversation
my kids growing up

>>74082084
implying i haven't been barbecuing all winter in like 5 feet of snow

got the laptop up and running buds
no more dumb tabletposting for me
just need some games now

unfollowed cbc news on twitter and followed ctv news instead

is this what they call "taking the redpill"?

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>elite posters: me, oyster, toronto, henrico, LAC, Edmonton, Calgary
>gay village: henrico, congay, thurston, others
>good tier: new england posters, PNW posters, midwest posters
>needs work tier: bucks, ottawa, californians, pennsylvanians
>sociopath tier: albaquerque
>traitor tier: conway
>kill tier: footkraut, namefags, tripfags, obnoxious non /cum/ flags, cara

Actual /CUM/ best posters power ranking
1. *devours feces* Canadian
2. Illinois
3. Hospital Canadian
4. Los Angeles (the good one)
5. The Australian(s) that post "cum lol"
6. "Fuck Drumpf" Canadian
7. Alaska (who?)

That's it. Everyone else is trash including me.

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>>74082122
GOOD post

have a rare emily on me anon

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>>74082122
>>74082125
not even good enough on an anonomous image board

>>74082095
>that cuck is going to be president and not Le Pen
Why are continental Europeans such disappointments?

>>74082118
get halo 1 and lan with some other peeps in the hospital

>le epic reddit flag namefaggotry power ranking

reddit

>socialist mulatto
>anything but trash tier poster
Don't agree with this list

>>74082125
this is correct.

toronto posters deserve a place below trash though

>>>/pol/122829813


made a thread

>>74082125
Well in that case Fuck Drumpf

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>>74082122
>grouping up 6 cali posters in one blanket

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>>74082122
SOMEWHAT NOT ACCEPTABLE post

have a pic of a moody brazillian

>>74082168
this

>>74082165
this post needs work
>>74082180
LAC is the only good cali poster

>>74082154
>lan with people who just got into car accidents and can barely walk or are old as fuck
don't think that would be very entertaining

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>>le epic reddit flag namefaggotry power ranking

>reddit

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>LAC is the only good cali poster

ACTUAL official poster ranking
1. Californian posters
-MASSIVE POWER GAP-
2. Everyone else

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>ACTUAL official poster ranking
>1. Californian posters
>-MASSIVE POWER GAP-
>2. Everyone else

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*posts pokemon cards*

@74082223
I don't really recall giving you permission to reply to my posts.

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>>74082207
you LITERALLY OPPRESS every other region of the pacific empire just to hold your overextended imperium together. how can you even explain away memes like >>74080938 you are a bully and a scoundrel to the other western posters

>>74082238
Northern Californians are the most powerful race in the world. Everyone else is subhuman scum who belongs beneath our boot.

>>74082238
oregon is literally a californian dumping ground

dumb slav

Worst /cum/ poster power ranking
1.Californians
2.Anime posters
3.Toronto
4.Anyone who doesn't like Emily or Tay

hello fellow americans and canadians

>>74082269
I disagree. This is actually the best power power ranking.

will not be engaging in this redditflag circlejerkery any further

good nite.

>>122829813
>>122829813
>>122829813
>>122829813

>>74082278
Hey baby, how're your little peaches, are they sweet?

>>74082168
Canadian CIA makes some good posts and he is from Toronto. Also he is 4'3" and that is my fetish.

>>74082255
REEEEEEEEEEEE SAN FRAN IS PUMPING PEOPLE NORTH LIKE A FIRE HYDRANT ON DILATORS

>>74082251
you literally have sack in your name. it's like pittsburgh. just a grody name no offense

>>74082269
audrey is SUPERIOR

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*continues posting even though no one likes me*

just like real life :'(

>>74082317
i'd whisper you in an MMO and pretend to be friends with you anon

>>74082225
>0.5m
>5.5kg
what the fuck?

wonder if i could torrent shit off the hospital wifi

>>74082311
He posted the knuckle to the tip of his finger once. im pretty sure hes about 5'10

>>74082317
Stop posting moon runes pokemon cards and I might like you one day.

>>74082317
chad chats up women
>oh my GOD he is SUCH a hottie!
pleb chats up women
>wow uhhh what a creep I hope he doesn't stalk us
I glance at women
>AHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL CRACKER OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS SMALL CHILD

>>74082343
Do it, if the cops catch on they can only arrest the hospital

ive been noticing a lot of new quarters lately

I like the theodore roosevelt one

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>be me
>do leg day on monday because we were supposed to be play soccer on thursday
>""ehh dude we are playing today not on thursday"
>play but feel like i have a fucking anchor tied to my feet

the universe conspires againts me.

do not respond to cara posters

Evens I invest in some marijuana
Odds I shant

>>74082343
my uni wifi doesn't. somehow they block p2p. I mean not only do they block the torrent websites but if you have a magnet link or torrent file for anything, even if it's legal and legitimate like a linux distro or whatever, you can't torrent it because p2p doesn't work on their network

idk how they do it, I wish I knew

>>>/sci/8858776

made a silly post, brb getting chicken tendies and fries afk

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>>74082395
>leg day for soccer
why? I find running regularly is good enough practice for me. I only play defense though

>>74082407
thats not an investment

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>I play soccer

>>74082348
show me your calculations

>>74082416
every few months I stop by there and the % of absolutely garbage posts creeps up slightly. pol is leaking into there more and more, seeking sci posters who corroborate their 'red pill' ideas

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>I play soccer

>>74082446
>>74082433
I mean I don't play it anymore but I used to. Rather that than one of those concussion inducing sports

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>divegrass

>>74082436
I didnt save the picture unfortunately .

>>74080894
>Minnesota
You mean Nordic Canadian?

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>>74082483
>nordic
Unfortunately they seem a little too Swedish for their own good.

>not wanting to beat yuropoors at their own game

COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE
AND I'VE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN
BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS
HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS
IT WAS ONLY A KISS
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

did everyone try soccer, baseball, and basketball when they were younger?

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>>74082483
yes

>>74082417

Why wouldnt you?

>>74082417
defense master race

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Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a Cadillac
Whatever you need any time of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear even though it's hard to hear
I will stand real close and say

Thank you for being a friend

And when we die
And float away
Into the night
The milky way
You'll hear me call
As we ascend
I'll say your name
Then once again

Thank you for being a friend

>>74082524
tried basketball, baseball and track in elementary school
was horrible at all 3

>>74082416
that thread is very juicy and developing pretty nicely
good job

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>>74082524

I didnt do little league

>>74082509
You take them. They like Hockey. W'll trade for Blitish Corumbia

>>74082563
why not, i quit after kid pitch due to getting pegged every game

oh man i got so much fries AND chocolate milk

life couldn't get any better

>>74082524
Baseball and football because I wasn't a queer.

>>74082531
from my experience for defense, sprinting speed > any other trait. I just see bulking up my legs as a way to slow me down. If you're offense, I totally understand working your legs out though.

>>74082589

I just never thought to do it

and I think being poor as fuck stopped my dad from telling me to sign up for it

>>74082576
>province with one of the lowest approval ratings for the United States

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>>74082590
someone has been a good boy

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>>74082516
>Now they're going to bed
>And my stomach is sick
>And it's all in my head
>But she's touching his
>CHEST NOW

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>>74082602
I mean we'll take them.

hope I don't throw up to be honest, I stopped at like 4-5

>>74082592
I played football because I was a queer ;)

>>74082647
what are you drinking?

>>74082655
I was drinking vodka. That russian one. I don't support our provincial liquor store trying to sanction Russia vodka.

I rarely drink. I was celebrating that I did well on the last two exams.

>>74082651
Please leave.

Back with the pad thai

>>74082651
>>74082592
>playing sports other than with small groups of bored friends/beyond little league
Get out normalshits

what do you do when your penis itches from the inside

>>74082676
i like vodka and orange juice but thats about it
canadian whisky is better than that russian dog piss anyway
>forty creek

A lot of people don't realize this, but Jefferson Starship and Starship are two COMPLETELY different bands, not the same. The main difference is that Jefferson Starship rocks, whereas Starship sucks.

Jefferson Starship:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXmrMMYpQL4

Starship:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

See the difference?

>>74082607
>spoon
>choco milk in a wine glass
mommy is a bitch

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>>74082722
Pipe cleaner

>>74082722
pipe cleaner

>>74082722

consult a doctor

vodka is only good if you're 17

>>74082702
You can't get rid of me i'm a plague on this board.
>>74082731
Please somebody post this on /mu/

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>>74082740
>>74082741

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>>74082741
>>74082740

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_supremacy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_supremacy

>>74082752
lol I'm 21 fag.

I would do the orange juice but it's all I had at my dorm. I should plan ahead next time.

ouzo and other weird imported aniseed drinks cheaper than vodka in Ontario

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>21
>dorm