Culture Pals /cp/ General

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I want a South Korean qt to talk dirty with ;__;

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>girl views me
>figure I'll send a message
>she has me blocked

what the fuck?

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First for Erdogan

>>74080067
Something similar is happening to me with a Brazilian girl. You just gotta keep your head and get them nudes.

>>74080139
Can the Sultan Erdogay hold a referendum to shave his disgusting pedo stache next?

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>>74080138
Feels bad, happened like 4 time with me

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5th for Africa

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6th for persia

>>74080129
>want a Jap qt to talk with
>get 100's of messages from Gooks
>don't care about them and hurt their feelings on purpose
>they keep talking to me

bleh

>>74080149
How do I prevent myself from getting all weirded out in the impossible event that a girl tries to flirt with me again?

Has anyone ever met a qt trap through here before?

>>74080149
>Something similar is happening to me with a Brazilian girl.

she just wants a green card, if it wasn't obvious enough.

>>74080219
Think to yourself that you wont ever be able to get a girlfriend if you cower away from good practice.

>>74080233
>qt trap
>Turkey flag

won't you get killed there for messing with traps? or is that Iran, I can never remember

>>74080236
She's trying to get me to come to brasil though

>>74080139
someone should tweet this to him , assuming he has a twitter

How many self-hating Canadians are there on here? At least 2 for sure.

>>74080257
Istanbul has the biggest tranny population in Europe

I'm not kidding

>>74080283
Source? Or is this opinion? Why the fuck are trannies in Istanbul?

>>74080283
>istanbul
>europe

>>74080283
wtf? Aren't you supposed to be against degeneracy

>>74080258
dude it's a fucking trap (literally)
she probably wants to kidnap and rob you
don't fall for it

>>74080317
I wasn't really considering going. Just trying to get some nudes and lewd talk

>>74080315
I'm going to go out on a limb and say it might be a way men can get out of military conscription without having to go to the extreme where the Turkish military straight up wants to see pictures of them getting railed in the ass.

>>74080315
Google istanbul travesti

There are plenty of "tranny red light districts" in Istanbul like tarlabaşı.

Secretly lurking

>>74080354
but doesn't Turkish society hate that kind of thing?
Won't you get beaten in the streets like in Russia?

>>74080347
ok good for you, stay safe

>>74080397
>secretly
>by doing announcements

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>>74080315
Because prostitution is legal in Turkey and Istanbul is one of the last liberal places in Turkey.

And Turks like all muslims like boys.

>>74080398
No one cares about trannies here.

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>first message out of the blue

WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS

>>74080460
"wish I could say the same about you"

>>74080437
>this
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/dancingboys/

>>74080430
Rude desu

>>74080505
>>74080437
>>74080398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZJd_bg4-Yc

00:55 shows you about your questions.

>>74080460

At least she used the correct "you're". It annoys me a lot how many times people who are fluent in English get something simple so wrong, many times.

>>74080437
>And Turks like all muslims like boys
Because our women look like men xDdddd
>tfw go to bed early
>wake up too early
Can anyone get me into the discord circle jerk please?
>>74080440
Hande Kader disagrees with you
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hande_Kader

>>74080621
>ur*
Quit being a grammar faggot. On 4chan no less.

>>74080582
ahsen tvdeki üstat değil mi bu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLPG1KWPak

Google: Köçek.

>>74080621
>It annoys me a lot how many times people who are fluent in English get something simple so wrong, many times.

maybe they aren't fluent after all...

>>74080666
>Mevla'm sormayacak mı reyis?

>>74080582
>>74080669
>wew lad
Its true.

>>74080734
the interesting thing about Köçek is they're mostly known for their macho and manly personality. They wear skirt and dance like woman but still act like manliest men on the earth.

>>74080784
A lot gay men wear a "beard." You have to do something to compensate for being a sexual object for other men.

Did the American ever get a response about eating cats?

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>>74080811
Don't get shock about it. Homosexuality was decriminalized in 1858 as part of wider reforms during the Tanzimat. II. Mahmud (This faggot was also Caliph of Islam) did it.

>>74080858
Its just really weird how ingrained in the culture such that you have traditional homosexual folk dancers. People typically think of Muslim countries as very conservative and not accepting of it.

>>74080858
You know where homosexuality is also legal? In iraq
>>74080935
He is spreading propagnda

>some asian with a close up on her soulless single lid black eyes messages me

hard pass, sorry you antpeople.

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Goddammit American men

WE ARE SOBER MEN AND TRUE

>>74081170
AND WE ENJOY KEKOLDING TOO!

Who here looking forward to the nuclear war ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRLON3ddZIw

Which one of you is Beddy1?

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my stalker failed to recognize me from me new pic and finally gave up

weird psycho

post lewd rachels

does the script still work?

>>74081611
Hi binland

>>74082337
bit rude

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American girls are so fucking boring holy shit

I swear to god it's like they're reading off a list of questions somewhere

>>74082670
why talk to american girls on a site for international qts

>>74082670
And you're talking to American girls because?

Why are indonesians sö ugly, and there's too many of them

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That asian girl you guys are memeing about last thread just called me Ted Bundy

So what is the point to this? See boobies from around the world?

>>74083287
Pilotbro?

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What would you do in this case?

I'm not sure having a lot of girls comment on your main picture is a good thing, since it might scare off actual non sluts, but maybe I'm overthinking.

>>74083377
Yes

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>tfw a total knockout calls you handsome

We're all gonna make it bros

>>74082727
>>74082827

They initiated

>>74083606
No.
She's just memeing at me though, and she likes to use emoticons it seems. ヾ(ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

>>74083858
Ditto, three American girls messaged me before.

>>74083869

You mean the chilipepper101 girl?

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>tfw cuties are boring as fuck and you actually enjoy talking with all the Russian men messaging you looking for English practise

Kind of wish I was gay 2bh, men are much better conversationalists than women

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*blocks your path*

>>74083893
Yeah, she seems kind of nice.

>>74083929
Russians make cute traps, ask if they will start estrogen for greencard

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I'M IN TOO DEEP WITH THE IRISH-ITALIAN GUY I ASKED HIM FOR NUDES I'M NOT EVEN GAY I'M JUST A TOTAL FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE

WHAT AM I DOOOOOOIIIINNNNGGGG

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>>74084029
He sent me a message but I didn't open it to read.

>>74084029
Sorry but I think you might be gay if you asked a man for nudes.

>>74083614
I disabled my wall comments because gay men kept commenting

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>>74084099

I only kissed a guy once but it was a hetero kiss in the sense that I did it to turn on a girl who lived guys kissing and I later fucked the girl.

That's not gay, is it? Isn't that hyper hetero?

(I'm actually not memeing)

>>74084117
Does the thought of sucking on a penis turn you on? What about stuff going into your butt?

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>>74084137

Not at all and I have seriously considered the question.

>>74084155
You're probably just lonely and like the attention you are getting. Though it's weird you call yourself an attention whore when you want to see his body. Sounds pretty homo

This one guy deethroated me while another was sucking my dick, was great. No homo.

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>>74084198

This sentence doesn't make sense unless you have two dicks

>>74084222
Yes it does. My English is apparently better than burgers and i should know since I was the one dealing with the dicks.

>>74084222
He means the guy was fingering his mouth, its a gay thing

How do I unleash my inner Chad

>>74080129
Better hurry up. Soon Big dick Kim will bomb those losers back to the stone age.

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He'S AASKING FOR MY EMAIL TO SEND ME THE NUDES

>>74084253
No, one dick in my mouth, and one mouth on my dick. Twoother guys than me.whats hard to understand.
But no it's not a gay thing I said no homo

>>74084285
Ask him to spread his buttcheeks and show you that boipussy

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>>74084331

Deepthroating is a verb meaning to suck someone's dick so deep that it's in your throat. So to have one guy deepthroating you and another sucking your dick implies you have two dicks.

You'd have to be deepthroating another guy for the sentence to make sense.

On a side note this is the most Swedish thing I've written all week.

>>74084331
but where was the third dick then

>>74084363
Haha look at this deepthroat expert. Also you didn't say no homo. Nigga you gay.

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>>74084461

Well I am the guy who literally asked a guy for nudes so yes

>>74084480
>>74084285

My body is much better than his lol

I need to get this guy on /fit/

>>74084480
Oooh shit.
I'm pretty tall. muscular, blonde and viking looking. Ţhink you'd wanna stuck this dick?
No homo.

>>74084519

Dunno send pics

>>74084514
>he's from /fit/
No further explanation needed m8

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>>74084594

I'm not gay I'm just obsessed with the male body to an unhealthy degree

Tell me you don't find pic related appealing to some degree (no homo)

>>74084672
Don't worry, I'm a /fit/izen too, you don't have to justify yourself ;)

>Thread suddenly gay as hell

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74084770
soren21 sent me a picture of her armpits

>>74084786
Post them

>>74084786
Soren21 sent me pictures of her shit.

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>you're so handsome I'm sure you break lots of hearts
>tfw I'm a kv

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Alright I don't know how long I can keep doing this.

I'm pretty sure he wants me to spread my boipussi on Skype.

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HES SPAMMIGN ME WITH PICS OF SOFTCORE GAY PORN

Most people on /fit/ seriously look better 2bh

>>74084923
It's too late.

>>74085085
This is what you get for talking to a homo you closet /fit/ homo

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He just implied he's going to fap to pics of me after I go to sleep and I find it strangely validating.

Guess those squats paid off after all, r-right guys?

Thanks to whoever told me to get the virgin girl who was sending me super long messages to just get her on skype. Within 30 minutes of talking she is sending me pictures of herself.

>>74085240
face it, you're gay

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>>74085240

>>74084921
I know this feel
Just go with it bro, maybe she will show you her milkers
But the fact that finally a girl likes you is eye opening for your confidence

why isnt this on soc
cancerous underage central

>you're so cute
>you look so young like a child

God damn it every time. Why can't women take me seriously?

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>got new profile pic
>qt compliments it
>out of the blue asks me what am I looking for on IP

>>74086665
Why arent generals on /soc/?

I'm in school right now. I don't have any friends so im sat on the toilet until lunch break ends at 1. Would anyone like to talk about chess?

>>74090365
You just described my high school era
*hugs* it gets better

>>74090479
No it doesn't you daftie, don't give him false hope.
Writing this from the toilet at work btw

>>74090741
>Using the toilets at work


I'm writing this from the office computer btw

>>74090365
>>74090479
>>74090741

This is just sad lads.

This isn't /depression/ general you know ?

>>74090813
All of 4chan is depression general. But you're right, this is supposed to be a happy thread about messaging qts and pretending we're not broken.

>>74090365
What's your favourite chess piece? I like the horse.

>>74090365
are you the lad that eats his own cum

>>74090813
Hey its getting better i realise how retarded it was talking about my wife's and i deleted all my porn and now i am leaving the house. Soon I might be able to actually get a cute Nordic girlfriend

>>74080317
Kidnapping Americans is retarded though. There's been actual military raids by the US on people who do this shit in Latin America without authorization by the local authorities lad.

But then again Brazilians are retarded enough to get domed by US mil I guess.

>>74090926
>>74090954
>>74090983
It's always the Brits who are autistic

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>>74091289
>tfw autistic and still have more qts than you

>>74091363
But what's that mean in the real world, mate

What the fuck do I say when they ask why I want nudes

Lad American QTs weren't this autistic and lacked this many shit tests IRL

>>74091401
I've had some 3D gfs IRL

>>74090926
My favourite chess piece is the queen because it's the best but I also like the horse because it has the most unique moves. I have to go to my lesson now bye

>>74091508
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal yo. Enjoy your class, hope to have another great chess chat soon.

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>tfw no views today

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>girl message me "hi"
>send "hey" back
>replies with "hi"

Any black qts?

>>74091944
See how long you can keep it going

>>74080233
Yes

>>74080138
THISSS
I'm not even black, I'm just a regular dude
what the fuck?

>>74080283
>in Europe

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>>74091848
>tfw 60 views today

I've seen people posting "thanks for the visit" on the wall.
Doesn't that sound a little pathetic ? (I'm a guy btw)

>>74081611
Story?

>>74092843
Thanks for viewing my profile
Im anon Nice to meeting you

/_karoliinka_

ayy lmao

>>74092843
Thanks for posting in the thread

>>74092843
beautiful post
lovely writing
health to you and all family

>>74093458
i dunno wh but your reply is giving me sick pleasure on an unknown level
good going

>>74080064
Please take it from me: don't meet girls from here, or at least not for anything serious.
They are all broken.

>>74093703
All women are like that. There are unicorns.

>>74093724
there are no unicorns*

>>74093724
>>74093809
samefag

>>74093458
>trusting a j*w

>>74080822
>that was me
No. She read it, and even viewed me but didn't respond.

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>tfw russian qt replied to me after over a month
thought we were done

>>74093856
>where all she gets is abuse from strangers
I like her though she is a good femposter and she is a cute as well

Who is this Egyptian girl?

http://i.imgur.com/AWEnhga.jpg

happening right now
>im not even on cam

>>74094997
moar pls

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Guys, what would be the arabic translation for
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die"

>TFW no broken Korean girlfriend

>>74094997
>TFW no Korean girlfriend with tattoos

>Tfw found TWO (2) korean interpals who really like me and want to visit my city because it has rich architecture and cool cuisine
>one sent me a 2KG box of treats and a book about Choson dynasty
>>74096344
>>74096369
Coming to steal your women (^:

>>74096395
>2 kg of treats
Lucky ducky
She must really like you.

>>74096480
She offered to send it first as well!
I sent her treats (polish gingerbread and krówki) and folk memorabilia in return, she really enjoyed it along with my family

>>74096548
Along with her family*

fucking hell the shower video came out at 30fps and the masturbation video came out at like 5fps

i am mad
http://i.imgur.com/hBE4WOi.jpg

>>74096563
I discovered i have Jewish ancestry, any tips?

>>74096711
>prerendered you live in a simulation

>>74093458
FIRst of all I never added you, it must have been someone else. I told people about you in private because you have been stalking me for some time.
>>74096472
>>74096771
This is you. You're the proxyfag haitiANO. Now stop derailing this thread idiot. People who use IP told me that you've been trying to find out my profile. Fuck off already.
>>74094755
A-are you the korean I'm looking for?
>>74096734
He is half dominican half white and lives in sweden

>>74096563
Kys yourself
>>74096548
Wow. still 2 kg is too much hahaha (tho I could probably finish it in 15 minutes.
A pole sent me something that is a polish sweet I dunno it's name It is a thin wafer made of sesame seeds and is held together by some sort of honey mixture. They are absolutely delicious and beautiful to look at.

Pls mastarbeet for me cp @___@
Pls mastarbeet for me @___@
Becam my personal sexsleev @__@
Pls do as I say @____@
Mastarbeet for me @_@
Mastaaarrrbeeeet forrr meeee @___@
I need your mastarbeeting @___@
Mastarbeeting @_@
Mastarbeeting @_@
Mastarbeeting @_@

>>74096921
Proxy or meming along?
>>74096959
YEs I agree with based egypt

Pls mastarbeet for me cp @___@
Pls mastarbeet for me @___@
Becam my personal sexsleev @__@
Pls do as I say @____@
Mastarbeet for me @_@
Mastaaarrrbeeeet forrr meeee @___@
I need your mastarbeeting @___@
Mastarbeeting @_@
Mastarbeeting @_@
Mastarbeeting @_@!

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>>74096830
>It is a thin wafer made of sesame seeds and is held together by some sort of honey mixture.

site is down, reeee

>>74097019
Just take your proxies with you and leave me and her fucking alone, please. Lets say I did add you, it was only probably to say that you should move on and stop stalking me. Just pretend I dont exist okay?

Shitty website down?

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>Site is down

>>74097151
<3 thank you. Finally...

>site is down

>>74097185
Wanna exchange treats? :3 ~~~^__^)~~
Send me your address. I'll get you nice stuff ~(^___)~~~~

>>74097289
If you're serious about this hit me up with a message. I will give you dutch treats. :3

>>74097185
>>74097289
>>74097380
Lol you are bad at samefagging

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>>74097185
>>74097289
>>74097380

>>74098565
>still believing the memes
2016 called

>>74098793
You're always bored
Anyways I have to study, keep breaking promises that you'll leave me alone lol

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what's going on lads?!

>>74099007
Just haitiANO stalking/harassing yet another person
Ignoring it is the best thing to do

>need to fap
>message some girl first
>fap while I wait for her to reply
>don't want to talk with her anymore

>>74099007
That aids/dutch weirdo at it again with his personas.

I'm guessing this is also him as well trying to make drama about himself >>74098981
>>74098888
>>74098793

I'm out this thread a shit
Good job america and haitiANO.

>>74090365
boris

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>>74099210
>>74099243
>>74099288
>>74099370
haitiANO is another of your personas

Good morning everyone!

>>74099370
oh shit you're El HaitiANO le scatspammer

>>74099393
>another
SUre it is you newfag :^) you're one of my personas too
>>74099370
Wrong proxy friend
>>74099406
>>74099454
This is your good proxy

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>>74099512
No i completely adore you especially the way you harass me

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Remember lads

Don't feed his personas

>>74099512
>>74099545

>>74099575
Reeeeeeeee
I'll wait for the next thread
I will definitely take your advice and actually ignore the HaitiANO

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W-What did she mean by this?

>>74099638
means you are going to be having a real english convo over voice

>>74098565
>>74099575

Kys yourself. I'm not her. We traded trip codes with each other

>>74099640
I hate you. Because you're a cancerous tumor that wont go out of my space. Stick to the childporn you spam on /cum/ and the likes and leave me alone. This is my last reply to you.
>>74099682
Americans are stupid ignore him

>messaged 8 girls yesterday
>only 1 responded

kill me lads

The Egypt/Dutch/Israel flag here right now are all him.

Don't feed it.

>>74099801
I am also him

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>>74099776
>tfw girl responds after 43 days

don't worry man
they might still reply, probably all at once
hate that shit

>>74099776
send one solid copypasted message en masse to women.
I sent like 30 got 8 replies.

I have to namefag here sorry lads

>>74099801
Is it girl?

>>74099895
>not hand picking only the best qts

>>74099930
Yes I am a girl, no the reat are not mt personas. The israeli flag is an insane proxyfag and he spams scat and cp for YEARS. Egyptian girl (the other) is just another girl

>>74099930
see
>>74099575

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>>74099908
>>74099953
>>74099682

H-Hi. post feet
Please reply

>>74099997
The israeli flag is a 40 kg dominigger with a boipucci

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>>74099988
>such nice boobs
I am cumming)))

>>74099988
I can proof to you I'm not any of those personas you claim me to be by visiting your profile
I dont want to be associated with that freak
>>74100039
Hello haitiano

Is /mena/ invading the threads again?

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>>74100037
>tfw no 40 kg jew boipucci

>>74100098
Haitiano belongs to /lat/

Anyways I think my presence here is not good right now so I'll step back, sorry

Rate me

/Styrofoam

>>74099895
Damn. I don't remember it being this bad when I first started back in 2013. I wasn't afraid to message girls because I was actually likely to get a response, even from 9/10 Russians.

>>74100080
bost brofile bby)

>>74100183
No you first

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GET OUT

>>74100295
He will never get out he has been doing this for years, https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/text/Haitiano/

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>>74100169
there are younger lads there now
we have to compete
>tfw considering changing my age to 19 or 20 (I do look young actually)

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>dad died of cancer a few years ago
>today they found a tumour in my mother's throat
>/cp/ is my only escape

>>74100354
:( I'm so sorry anon..so sorry the thread is being ruined...

beautiful eyes
lovely smile
good health for you and all family.

Own up : which one of you burgers is the pseudochad from SB California who set up his own trading company (stock exchange?) and lifts?

You have 2 min then I'm linking your profile

>>74100352
I actually just realized today I'm already 5 years older than a girl who's 18 and that's kind of scary to me. But all the girls in their 20s I see seem to have retarded high standards, good careers, and quite a few explicitly mention that they're married or otherwise in a relationship.

>>74100478
me

>>74100458

Saw that message from an Algerian profile.

wew

>>74100354
Wish you many qts, lad

>>74100523
Mate he is EVERYWHERE

>>74100448
Any funny third worlder messages lately?

>>74100169
I just ask casually though, don't really care about replies because there's thousands more

>>74100519

Alright. Won't link.

>wealth, white, /fit/, prime

How many pussies do you slay per annum, approximately?

>>74099895
I always do personal messages, though it is tough if they get ignored. If you can copy paste a message to multiple girls then it must be something quite boring.

>>74100604
I was lying, it's not me. I was just trying to meme

>>74100550
Haha there was this syrian guy who wanted to marry me, I forgot to take caps since it was on my old account...anyways he threatened to an hero because I didn't want to marry him.

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>>74100480
iktf man im 24
I am surprised 18s still reply to me, I wouldn't bother if the age was swapped
younger qts are more fun to talk to, but it starts to feel weird a little

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hmm, I'm starting to regret ignoring her. Oh well, I'm sure she won't be the last Asian to move here :^)

>>74100675

Are you goldfishc?

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>TFW your qt starts talking about another American she's talking with and it's a guy from here
>tfw getting cucked

>>74100743
Post their profile.

>>74100793
I don't even think he knows she is my qt. I've never posted about her in the general

>>74100720
No

>>74100720


Haha. The person messaged me asking "why did you reveal my profile" and then deleted it a few seconds later


Hook, line and sinker. I've still got this

>>74100850

So you just deleted your account for no reason?

Really rangles my bojangles

>>74100878
PRObably a troll
My account is from us

Fuck, mods, please nuke this thread and ban the shitposters and the attention whoring girl.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FOUND THE MOSTP ERFECT QT AND SHE IS SO MUCH INTO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE EVEN SENT ME A VIDEO OF HER HOLDING A PAPER WITH MY NAME ON IT TO PROVE SHES REAL BECAUSE IT HOGUHT SUCH A PERFECTTHING CANNT EXIST OHMY GOD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>74101018
Sorry for tripping...

I am going to impregnate every female that posts in this general

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>>74101032
t-turkroaches dont deserve this kind of happiness when a white leaf cant get it

>>74080138

Maybe you've already sent her a retarded message before.

>>74100711
>>74100480
>27
>still can get reply from 17 year olds

you guys just don't try very hard.

>>74099776

What this all shit in my thread ?

Do I need to call a janitor you fags ?

>>74099776
How do you manage to fuck up so badly ?

I literally made a profile with memes as pictures and trying to trigger people with bio, just messaged one girl and still got 10 replies

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>>74101018
Hes trying to get the thread to bump limit cause he got found out kek

>>74099801
>>74099575

>>74101253
I don't know how to talk to people and desu I just message girls who are qt but I have nothing in common with because there are no qt grills I have shit in common with so we end up having fuck all to talk about.

>>74101311

Talk to them like you talk to us.
Except involve less self-pity, that shit isn't attractive at all.

>>74101311
buzz buzz just beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee urself!

BUZZING
U
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>>74101253
BUt you're a chad!

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What did she mean by this ?

>>74100844
What is the first letter of this persons profile then?

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Apparently this is the egyptian sandrat
>those soulless grey eyes
A creature like that can't feel any remorse for cruelly mocking/bullying someone

>>74102099
C

>>74102167
would smash tbqh

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>>74102269
Shit
Cap?
If so what is the girls name

>>74102289
She got fucked by a 40 year old nigger when she was 13, he fucked her raw and creampied her

She also sucked his black cock

She told me "I had to do everything"

>>74102401
I sent you a message

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>>74102269
>D
whew, off by one

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>kissing a girl who's had black cock in her mouth
>going down on a girl who's had black dick in her twat
The thought is bloody revolting

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>>74102600
How about chad's fat white cock?

Could never intermingle with a sandrat/mudslime

>>74102634
That yours anon?

>>74102634
Must be hard having rough sex with it

>>74102634
But why are you measuring the length between your balls and your foot ?

>>74102679
Look at the filename dumb frog

>>74102634
>tfw only like half to at best 2/3 of that

>>74102748
Don't know, maybe he was leaving it on imgur to sent to qts, and linked it from there. It would leave a filename like that in that case.

But alright sorry.

>>74101960
You dont like gays marco?

>>74102701
Yea I'm only 7 inches and when I was fucking this qt hard she start screaming like I was murdering her, then her pussy was all gaping, wet and swollen and she couldn't move. She finished me off though with a bj,

Sometimes it's like I come in this thread because I want to feel like killing myself over being a 23 kv who will probably never experience sex unless it's with a fatty who won't even make me erect.

>>74103089

I dislike them.

And this is a "real" shitposting profile as in real memes

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>hikikomori Japanese girl deleted her profile
I really liked talking with her, we had many things in common.

>>74103748

I think I recall seeing her profile, it had frog in her username didn't it and she mentioned someone named Victor in her about me?

>girl doesn't like giving blowjobs

DROPPED

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>>74103818
She had frog in her nick, she loved frogs.
She never talked about anyone named victor with me.
But I found her blog which contained victor there.

She was the only person that I talked there.

>>74103838
All girls do if your cock is nice deep down

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>an Israeli views me

HELP WHAT DO I DO

>>74100480
>5 years older than a girl who's 18 and that's kind of scary to me

This reminds me of a situation I found myself in a while back.

I was 21 at that time period, and I went out for a walk with this 14-year-old-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-girl. Some time into our promenade she asked to buy a beer for her as her mother, who had previously promised to buy the alcohol, was delayed at work.
We walked into a local liquor store, the girl chose the beer she wanted, handed it, and the money, to me, and we headed to the counter to check out.
When the cashier saw us, she (the cashier) gave me the most suspicious and disparaging look I had ever received in my life.
I looked her in the eye and handed the bottle and the money to her. She kept taking turns at staring at me and the girl.
I told her the beer was for me, not for the girl.
Over the long haul, the cashier grabbed the money, silently gave me the change, and, me the girl, we turned around and headed for the door almost physically feeling the glaring sting of the cashier's look on our backs.

>>74104173
Now I don't mean to be rude, but why did you think it was interesting or relevant to share this story here?

>>74104173
>>74104362

To silently inform us she's a girl

Obviously.

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>>74103818
>>74104039
And she always said that she was ugly, but she was not ugly.
She showed me her face pics and she was cute

>>74104475
do you mean the o0frog0o or something like that

>>74104705
pretty sure their profile still exists, came across them today

>>74104774
but shes a schizo, not simple hikikomori

>>74104039
>>74104475
:3

>>74104855
REEEEEEEEE fuck off with your chink emojis

>>74105015
(◉ ω ◉｀)

>>74105015
I literally just use only the :3 once in a while

>>74104705
Yes, that one

>>74104774
She deleted profile 2 hours ago.
I was always checking when she responded.

>>74105112
You use it BARE MINIMUM 50 times a thread

>>74104362
Thinking gets in the way of doing. Some people just do things without pondering over them.

I just saw you guys talking relationship age gaps, and I happened to have a story on that matter (about people being condemnatory) to share with you all.
Isn't talking to one another and sharing stories what this site's for?

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>>74105243
some brittish person here started to bully her yesterday, so blame them

>>74105295
What?