ITT: We pretend to be Canadian

>>74078517

*screams in leaf*

>>74078517
>2017 yet america has no free healtcare.

How do burgers feel? Don't they need constant health care due to the infections caused by sharting in their pants and not cleaning it?

>>74078517
USA could annex canada tomorrow and no one would care.

Sorry eh *sucks on BBC/BIC/SCC in the name of tolerance*

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>find something on my desk
>put it in my mouth
>it's a rock

>be canadian
>get raped by muslim
>have to pay them half of my income for the rape tax

hello I am american except different

>>74078517
EH?

>>74080120
New Zealand is the Canada of Australia

wuts all the foos aboot, eh?

>>74080182
I know

>human rights tribunal
literally what

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE IN THE HOOSE

>>74080102
>get raped by muslim
Europe has the rapey muslims, ours seem normal besides the hijab and physical appearance. We're still getting cucked racewise though.

>>74080568
Pretty fucking good

>>74078517
I'm Canadian, I'm not American, seriously guy. I've even got some toonies and I'm wearing a tuque while drinking some homo milk.

*makes bad post*

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>tfw when a wagecuck and will be one again tomorrow and forever
How do you cope with this feel in your country?

ANOTHER
DAY
WASTED

hey bud eh

*anally annihilates yanks through mere presence*

*causes incalculable /int/ butthurt*

>>74078517

Haha maple syrup constitutes a national identity, right guys?

Haha preach love and tolerance, but still piggyback off American foreign policy while deeply rooted in the same systems of capital that concentrate wealth and power in the hands of a small few. Haha but we get down with the muslims, amirite guys?

Haha, did you see that Reddit post the other day? Top humor, buddy.

>>74080182
Australia is the Canada of Oceania, New Zealand is the Canada Jr.

>>74078607

When I run for president in 2032, this is going to be my platform.

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L'INDÉPENDANCE DU QUÉBEC LA MAINTENANT

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74080182
better than being the actual Canada if I'm perfectly honest with you famalam

>>74081508

Truth

>>74081492
America doesn't care enough about the land, otherwise I wouldn't mind.
Does environmental nationalism exist?

>>74081530

We care plenty about the land, leafcuck. Like 2/3rds of the continental US are federally protected, and most of Alaska.

>>74081596
>the feds own 90% of the land.

America socialist shithole confirmed.

>>74081649

Mr. Bundy, what are you doing in Sweden?

Bonjour, I may not vis in la France or Québec but i'm French! Where are the maple syrup? :DDD

>>74081596
Trump wants to do plenty of bad shit in your national parks. Obama didn't even try to clean up the gulf, climate change deniers in your cabinet, etc
I'd rather merge some states and provinces with the most alike cultures, and give each and every one a large amount of autonomy.

Oh I don't care much for this tariff on softwood, I'm sorry but how is an American allowed to dictate how much we can charge for our products. For goodness sakes boys I thought this was an open exchange of goods, it is our right to manage our own forests here.

>>74081739

Trump wants to do a lot of things. Stop assigning the capabilities of the whole country to one man. We have a lot of powerful, well respected institutions here that actually get things done. Fuck, don't be stupid.

fucking americans are stupid. no wonder they do poorly on oecd. idiots.

>>74081788
>We have a lot of powerful, well respected institutions here that actually get things done
What exactly are you talking about? I understand that Trump is not the only one who has power in your country, that's a no brainer. But he does have a lot of it, that's why people care and why the tomohawk strikes on syria occured.

>>74082104

In that the environment is not going to be touched under his administration, likely.

And sure we can have tomahawk missile strikes on Syria, that's how the executive branch is structured. We're not going to have tomahawk strikes on Colorado.

Your point was the environment.

>>74082212
>In that the environment is not going to be touched under his administration, likely.
I don't know how reliable this source is, but this is the sort of stuff I'm talking about:
http://wilderness.org/blog/trump-open-door-stripping-park-and-monument-protection

>american butthurt the thread

>>74082437

>could try to
>look at
>since 1996

Literally fake news senpai. Call me when something actually happens.