How is poland shit if a poland fag made Witcher?

when a video game is better written than the books it is inspired from, you know there's a problem

and it's not like the games were perfect as well

>>74078474
Pooland just is shit. It is a fact of life. Pooles accomplished nothing but stealing german cities, and making them worse.

>>74078474
>playing videogames
Are you 12?

>>74079027
>but stealing german cities
Your capital is an old Slavonic fort.

>>74078474
wtf I love Poland now!

>>74078474
True

>>74078608
>and it's not like the games were perfect as well

This. CDP couldn't optimize a game's performance well if Nvidia paid them to.

Lucky for them, they were paid very well not to.

>>74079575
Well, I was thinking about gameplay issues, but yeah there's that too.

boring game

they weren't willing to sacrifice their design to fit mass demand

so what makes the witcher isn't anything particularly outstanding

the story is pretty sappy, good ole heartstrings tug
the setting and the backstory already a part of an establish myth

what we have therefore is some room for mechanical continuity without sacrificing itself to make way for radicality
what mass effect or dragon age or d3 couldn't do because of catering to meet demand either corporate or customer

so that the entire vision of a game is left to the developers and thus monolithic in its progress
given the room to be creative okay games can still be made

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they also made HATRED

>>74078474
I have no idea why poland is so bullied on this board. My family is serbian and we've been to Poland numerous times. Never saw anything indecent but a few drunk people.

1 > 3 > 2

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>>74078474
games are for retards

>>74085532

2 > 3 > 1

>>74085607
what a taste

Witcher is unironically all around best AAA title in history of video games. This is how you do it, Ubisoft, watch and fucking learn you stupid nig nogs.

>>74085607
>vomiting_doggo.jpg

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>>74078474
>playing witcher in english

>>74085959
Russian version of witcher a best :^>

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pls buy apples

Also
>Painkiller
>New Shadow Warrior and its sequel
>Call of Juarez Series
>Anomaly Series
>The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
>This War of Mine
>Bulletstorm

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subhuman slavs make shit games

>>74086131
do you have good apple cider I can import through the alcohol monopoly?

>>74079027
why deutsch posters are always rude and arrogant?

>>74078474
Thats literally, literally the only good think ever to come out of Poland
And yes, Copernicus was German

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European,especially German Weeaboos bully Poland because they are so jealous of Poland being loved by japs.
It's fun to see jealous weebs get upset.

>>74089331
Everyone on this website is. Stop making us a special snowflake.

Why no one knows we also made Call of Juarez, Dying Light, Dead Island, Painkiller, Hatred and a shitton of other 6/10 shit?

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Why are japanese games shit?

>>74089331
that's because your language skills aren't good enough to read the humour between the lines.

>>74089586
Because you're a race of autists. You see here in Europe we like to have adult protagonists that resemble actual people and story that makes sense meanwhile Japan makes games about pink haired 14yo twink half demon half angel wielding a 3 meters tall sword on amission to kill God who is actually a mutated rabbit from another dimension.

See the difference?

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>>74089627

>>74089608
Heh

>>74078474
>video games
>fantasy

>>74078474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK-w-REI-w8

>Preorder action RPG
>get detective-conan-monologue simulator with 2013-ish graphics

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>>74089586
You wrote the history of video games

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>>74089568
hey, I liked Bulletstorm
it was way too short and reeked of consoles, but I liked it

>>74089586
A history of videogames the best list

1. Japan/America
2. United Kingdom
3. Everyone else

>>74095416
>United Kingdom

?

>>74095555
Yes. Nice quads too.

>>74095621
I can't name any british vidya aside from GTA. What did you make? Cuckold Sim? Chav Fighter?

>>74095555
Rockstar I guess?

>>74095621
I know some good French games (Rayman), but I don't recall any Britbong games

>>74095660
I think they have rare and rocksteady as well

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>>74095660
>Chav Fighter?

>>74095660
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_the_United_Kingdom

Some highlights...

Burnout series
Donkey Kong series
Grid/Dirt/Colin McRae series
Football Manager series
Diddy Kong Racing
Wipeout series
Banjo-Kazooie series
Planet Coaster/Roller Coaster Tycoon series
Total War series
Batman Arkham series
Elite
Goldeneye
Bitmap Brothers games
Killer Instinct 1 & 2
Sniper Elite series
Tomb Raider series
Worms series
Populous
Forza Horizon series
Timesplitters
>no LittleBigPlanet
Crackdown
Operation Flashpoint
Driver series

And many many more.

>>74095732
It still counts as an American studio because UK belongs to USA.

>>74095844
eww a bunch of obscure old shit I only play Skyrim and Call of Duty

>>74095660
Dentist Simulator. It's a British horror game.

>>74095844
Let's not forget DMC: Devil May Cry and Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed. Britain helping out those struggling Japs with two solid games.

>>74095849
by your logic Witcher is Russian

>>74095844
>Populous
Molyneux, typical British name

>>74095844
So shit games and worms

>>74095936
No, it's German

>>74095948
Let's take a look at the massive and varied list of videogames developed in Poland shale we...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Poland

lmao

The best European nations for games are, in no particular order UK, France, Sweden and Finland. I'll throw Germany in there too. These countries make varied games with a whole range of genres.

>>74089608
>deutsch
>humor

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>mfw english geralt speaks in batman growly whisper instead of deep, dignified baritone

>>74079027
Said a country that for gaming industry gave only cheap simulators and shitty TES ripoffs

>>74079027
>>74095997
>Game Developers Conference officials have surveyed over 800 European games industry professionals who have attended a past GDC event.
>The data gathered from that survey has been compiled into the fourth annual GDC Europe State of the Industry report, and it offers both an interesting snapshot of the European game industry as it stands now and some perspective on how it has changed over the past year.
>The United Kingdom is now seen to Europe’s #1 game dev hot spot
>To get a sense of where the hubs of Europe’s game development scene are, every year we survey European game industry professionals about where in Europe they think the best games are being made. This year, the United Kingdom was the most popular answer with 24.7 percent of the vote, followed by Sweden with 22.4 percent and Finland with 17 percent.

hmmm, looks like developers aren't that impressed with constant simulator games.

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>>74095844
Worms are overrated.
Pic. related is 10x better than worms

>>74095660
>Chav Fighter
I'd play the fuck outta that

>>74096408
That's a British made game too I believe, and I remember playing it years ago was alright.

>>74096509
Yes it is and I'm sad that this game did not get a sequel.

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>>74096465
There's already a British game with more or less that, it's called Manhunt. Basically chavs killing chavs.

When will we get another stalker game, someone in eastern Europe should be able to do it, the landscapes and shit can be copied from real life easily, 0 creativity needed.

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>>74078474
How can you shit on Bulgaria when they made the Tropico series,Tzar,Imperium Romanum,Rising Kingdoms,Celtic Wars and Knights of Honor.

Explain this to me.

>>74096790
Tzar was ok, Tropico was good, but the others ring no bells.

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>>74096831
>but the others ring no bells
You are missing out.You should play them.

>>74096790
I didn't know Tropico is Bulgarian.
It's the game that will bring you 40+ bitches.

>>74096790
Love the Tropico series. Hopefully the next iteration changes the theme to Eastern Europe since it would be more familiar territory for the developers.

>>74097081
Play Knights of Honor(with a few friends if you can).

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>>74096790
It is Celtic Kings btw and not Celtic Wars.

>>74097081
I think they could make a pretty funny democracy focused game about politics here.

>>74078474
Witchr 3 is my all time fav game

We have only okeish simulator games: arma, euro truck, factorio, mafia, space engineneers etc.

>>74097713
You also have Armies of Exigo

>mafia
>simulator

you nigger

>>74097947
It is definitely not as arcade like as GTA or SR.

>>74096045
>Finnish games
Aside from Max Payne, literally what?

>>74086540
Cydr Miłosławski is good

Don't buy Lubelski, there are plenty of it in the markets but it's awful.

>>74098124
Angry Birds

>>74078474
Work ethic and good source to pull from. But most of all; separated from American industry norms.

>>74096790
Tzar was alright
>>74098191
Lubelski > Mirosławski > piss > bottled diarrhea > Somersby
>>74098195
truly amazing

>>74098124
liero

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>>74089586
I love your games anon

Translate Bunny Black 3 pls

>>74098436
Okay, I did like liero

>>74089331
he is a Greek

>>74089542
japan loves poland? why?

>>74099838
>he thinks that's an actual japanese poster

lurk more

>>74099914
oh, ok

got excited there for a second

>>74099955
>got excited because of someone said on a fucking internet imageboard

poles are biggest cucks on the planet no wonder you got patritioned 3 times

>>74099992
no you

>>74099992
>you
>posts under polack flag
>speaks polack
Stop larping as someone else, cuck

>>74100050
I don't speak polish nigger I'm German I'm just on a trip here.

BTW your women are easy.

>>74100087
Your trip lasts for over 2 fucking years by now, autist lmao

>>74078474
They also did Painkiller and that's crap. Anyway, I don't shit on Poland, not that it matters.