ITT: Countries that thought they could beat your country in a

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everyone rekt us

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We were not ready

>>74075086
you should've learned by the third time you stupid spics, that's worse Poland

>>74075139
3rd time?
Texas doesn't count

patiently waiting for a vietnam flag to appear in this thread...

>>74075183
wasn't it your territory when we attacked?

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Soviet Union

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>>74074686
>americans got cocky
>americans got rekt by vietnamese farmers
>americans got cocky again
>americans got 9/11'd

>>74074686
We did, tho. You clearly lost the War of 1812 after you failled to gain any territory or stop our pilfering of sailors.

>>74075249
That was a rebellion
There's only 1 Mexican American war
If you try to mean your "expeditions" you always went back after friendly bantz from both sides

>>74075320
>what is the Revolutionary War

>>74074686
Literally only paraguay, the absolute madmen attacking 3 countries at the same time.

>>74074686
We killed like 3 million Viet Cong dinks and lost like 40,000 Americans. Most of which were boys pulled from school.

Goes to show the quality of the stock.

>>74075249
I know it's a matter of some debate, but didn't they also start hostilities in that conflict?

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>>74074686
You literally blew up your own ship to enter the war

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>>74075476
yeah but we still guam

>>74075476
It's a classic American story

>>74075417
I can say with complete honesty they essentially don't teach us a thing about that war. Most of what we learn is ALOT about the revolutionary war, Civil War, and some WWI WWII bullshit

>>74075320
>BTFO at New York
>BTFO at Baltimore after a small setback in Washington
>BTFO in NOLA
>gave up all claims to the Great Lakes
>lost Florida to Spaniards
>otherwise borders were unchanged
never understood this "we won the war of 1812" meme. It was really a military stalemate.

>>74075505
kinda funny that the American education system, doesn't blame Spain or the US for starting the war, but instead blames Wallstreet Journal, almost exclusively

>>74075541
they just assume they won, because they held DC for like 2 hours

>>74075414
You only get to pat yourself on the back after a war if you accomplish any of the objectives you set for yourself.
You could have killed another 3 million gooks and it still wouldn't have mattered because ultimately you couldn't keep Vietnam from going red.
Those 40000 men and all the material and money you spent on that war was lost for fucking nothing.
You should be ashamed.

>>74075780
wrong, the U.S. didn't give a shit if Vietnam went commie, it's their decision, we just didn't want a military takeover, because that would result in Cambodia and Laos going commie as well, thus making Indochina a puppet of the USSR.. Which it did, we failed :(

>>74075541
I'll put in terms you might understand. Say you go out to get a burger from your favourite fast food store, but some Mexicans block your path. You manage to land a few good blows, but there's more of them and they've robbed your burger money, so you head back home. Though you may have utterly failed at getting your burger, you content yourself with the fact the Mexicans didn't lynch you or anything.

America entered the war with an eye of Canadian territory. You didn't get any of what you wanted; you did manage to stop us from reclaiming the colonies. It might be a stalemate from the American point of view -- in that, you didn't gain or lose -- but from the British point of view, it was a defensive war, and a succesful one at that.

>>74075924
delet

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>>74075923
And they're complete shit because of it. If these stupid nigger countries would just let us shove our cocks down their throats then they could be as good as Modern Germany, Korea, Japan, Canada, Australia, France, Britain, New Zealand, Italy, Iceland etc.

But they chose Russia and China to be their real government. The fools..

>>74076136
>american intelligence

>>74075276
But they won?

>>74074686
>france
????

>>74076356
Nigger I have a degree in physics with a focus in optics. I'll EMP yo' house and microwave your brain from across a city.

>>74076356
they are shithooles compared to the countries he listed mate.

all of our puppets are relatively well off now, especially compared to Russia puppets.

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Spain

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>>74076136
keep the Queen's countries off your list there, friend

>>74075924
>from the british point of view we won
good to know nationalism is strong across the pond
btw british sanctions and impressment (the actual reasons for going to war) both ended after the treaty of ghent.
hmmmmmmmm

>>74075392
Does this one count?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_invasions_of_the_River_Plate

>>74077099
>lost double the amount of people but still won

Sov-Soviet-kun is that you?

>>74074686
GALLIPOLI
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>>74076459
Dont forget to microwave your shoes first

>>74077250
No I keep those in the freezer. The microwave is for my panties.

>>74075780
The war ended because of American citizens low approval after witnessing the brutality. America eventually would have taken over but it was probably an unwinnable war anyway because of guerrilla warfare, similar to the middle east conflicts.

>>74078898
this, both the Vietnam War is probably the most brutal war since the Industrial Revolution

>>74075276
Unfortunately had Soviet Union have a purpose to completely deal with Finland, it would have been

>>74079388
you still should've been able to take it with half a million soldiers

>>74074686
>america
>south africa
>france
>germany
>ussr
>north korea
>italy
>austria-hungary
>turkey
>bulgaria
>japan
>hungary
>romania
>soviet union
>china

Canada is the most powerful country in the world

>>74077099

https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasiones_Inglesas

>nuevo plan ingles para otra invasión de Hispanoamérica

Van de dignos y elegantes pero son lo mas patético e innoble que hay. Lo clavó Napoleón con lo de una nación de mercaderes, en el peor sentido de la palabra mercader.

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>>74080224

War of the Tacos and Leafs fucking when?

>Japan
>Indonesia

that's it

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Hate united statians

>Peru (Colombo Peruvian war 1931)
>Equator (Colombo Equatorian war 1835)
>asSpain

Bolivia and Peru at the same time

>>74080851
Also turkey .....Oh wait

>>74081597
>Allied forces were only 10% Australian

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>be Denmark
>strongest and most developed of scandis
>leader of kalmar union
>lose grip of ONE (1) swedish noble
>noble starts rebellion and throws the danish king out
>sweden proceeds to btfo of denmark for the next 300 years
>lose 1/3 of their core land and all of norway to sweden

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>>74081021
>mfw

>>74075924

more burger stories

>>74081656
Ah yeah dat event in eu4, mad lad

>>74074686
we've been at war with you ?

>>74081926
it was some undeclared war, in like 1780

>>74074686
>North Korea

all of them

>>74074686
Perú-Bolivia
Twice
That's all

>Denmark
>Prussia
>Poland

>>74082460
Oh and the "Holy" "Roman" "Empire"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs

>>74079388


But it was

After Finland didn't make deals with
Stalin, his goal turned to take whole Finland
instead of the small areas near Leningrad (tho
he didn't prepare the army for that).

But when the peace treaty was made, he got what he first wanted. But didn't concquer Finland.

>France
>Spain

>>74076459
>americans EMP their coffee water
KEK

USA

>>74074686
China
pakistan

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>>74075392

denmark

HAHAHAHA fuck you denmark

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>>74074686
>France
? You mean the pirating we did to each other

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>Syria
>Jordan
>Lebanon
>Egypt
>some more arab shitholes

Holy Roman Empire
Austria / Spain
France
UK
Russia

>>74075488
>Guam
You broke our officers' hearts, they only wanted to make new friends ;_;

>>74084424
Yo fuck you

>>74077218
delet this

>>74074686
Sweden
France
Germany and 70% of european governments
Turkey (without french and british support they wouldn't make it)
Japan (let's forget that 1904-1905 shame)
China (several borderline conflicts)

Btw

Britain declared war with Finland during WW2

And I don't think it was ever declared over

>>74075417
No, fuck off, there is a reason burgers don't teach anything about that war

we got pretty much memed by everyone

we did beat the danes back a few times early in our history aswell as a battle against the hre

>>74075320
Please explain why you got 250,000 of us killed for some fucking rocks in Turkey.

>>74074686
GIB Guam and Saipan you anglo stealer

>>74075379
Brits vs British colonists + France

>>74080555
Fueron, son y seguirán siendo corsarios de nobles palabras e innobles actos.
Mear mirando hacia Inglaterra es un deber sacro de todo buen español.

>>74074686
Too long list. Just pick any country on the world map and you won't miss.

>>74075541
>it's an "american tries to prove how they didn't lose 1812 by bringing up a battle that took place after the treaty of ghent was signed" episode

>>74088879
Read up on your history and stop getting it from "things everyone knows", clever clogs.

>France

>be american, and jewish in nature
>try to wage war against France when it's fighting the whole of the European continent at once
>still lose
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War
Haha.

Basically all our neighbours except for that son of a bitch called Russia

>>74075541
>>74075583
You lost 1812 because you achieved none of your war goals.
We didn't have any goals other than to not have Canada be invaded. The US declared war in the first place (out of a petulant fit of rabid jingoism, seriously look up what Jefferson was saying in the prelude to war), torched down York, had their shit pushed in around the Lakes and started to backpedal until they finally came to terms. It wasn't our war so we had no aims.
You didn't stop impressment, you failed to invade Canada (for the second time), you even sustained much heavier casualties. By any stretch of the imagination it was a loss. The only thing you could say went in America's favour was that the Northwest Indians broke leaving the path clear for a slightly easier expansion westward.

Only one:

>Paraguay

>>74074831
I know that feel too... Even the sand war doesn't fucking count

> England
> France
> Morocco
> Vietnam
> Scotland

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Britain somehow fucked up 3 times against us.

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>assPain

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Austria 4-5 times from mid 1800 to early 1900

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Who would win- the entire United Kingdom military and armed constabulary forces, or a bunch of starving peasant farmers trying to gain independence? The answer may surprise you.

>>74074686
>France

hmmm? are you talking about the quasi war, where our navy wasn't used but only privateers who damaged you enough to become a Friend of France again after the backstabbing Jay treaty of yours? hmmmmmm

>>74079388
nice delusion, it totally was your goal to conquer them

finns are the masters of their swiss cheese terrain.

>>74088879
blah blah greater good blah blah necessary sacrifice

memes aside a LOT more brits died than anyone else stupid roaches

>>74083463
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War
and the second french intervention was unironically a victory, we defeated the mexicans, put maximilian on the throne, then it was up to him and his new empire to beat the rebels desu.

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>>74075276
>muh k/d ratio

thank you come again

>>74076495
>all of our puppets are relatively well off now, especially compared to Russia puppets.
Hell no

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Every single one

>>74074686
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

>have your capital burnt to the fucking ground
>Y-YEAH IT WAS ACTUALLY A DRAW

Why can't Americans ever accept defeat?

Argentina announced that they would easily attack and defeat us inmediately after taking the Malvinas. Then they proceeded to complain when we helped the brits with intel

>>74085271
>some more arab shitholes
Israel is an Arabic shithole.

>>74093510
To be fair, we only burnt down Washington after they'd sacked Toronto. Odd how they always leave that out though.

Isn't the south of USA almost 50% Mexican now?

>>74092241
Bongs absolutely BFTO

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>>74074686
Every country that borders us
And almost every country that borders a country that borders us

we'll try again one day I promise

>>74075414
Some may call it a pyrrhic victory but it remains that vietnam won

Portugal
Netherlands
Japan

>>74093779
It's a shithole alright but it's not arabic

>>74090401
>he can't read
>>74076696
Brits trigger so easily