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Mentally-ill musical idol and item of affection edition
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trump supporter screamed "cuck" in my ear as he was having a heated argument with another student across the lecture hall


state of it
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>>74072979
>IDOL
>ITEM

bit sexist
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>>74072949
>reckon there'll be a reactionary meme era soon

In what sense?
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bashar
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parked this outside the off-licence
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Who legitimately average-to-intelligent but utterly blew off schooling for reasons that were beyond their control?
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>new thread at page 1
fuck off
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nipped to the shop for some teabags this afternoon and ended up shagging 3 women, don't know why you sad acts find it so difficult.
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>>74073021
I really enjoy LOVE.
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just got called a gay cunt by the bf
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If I didn't ride blade on curb, would you still love me?
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>>74073067
what happened lad?
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farron is /our lad/ right?

good christian lad who isn't a rorke
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>>74073044
Me apparently

l my gf wants to talk about is feelings and her weekly family crises
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>>74072979
>reminding me I will never have her

why do this to me anon
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>We designed our workplace to reflect the future we are creating for you to inhabit.
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Open plan offices are weird, I sit metres away from a multi millionaire daily
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cheated on the gf again lads
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>>74073034
1990s proto-memes make a comeback
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>>74073052
aaah yes the 'intelligent but didn't try' meme, everyone on /brit/ claims this.
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What was different about Morrissey? Aren't Anglo-Irish, council estate, drop-outs supposed to be among the untouchables of British society?
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you know thousands of young children go missing daily right? nobody bats an eye. what made madeleine mcann special? because she was white. simple as.
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Why are the media obsessed with Tim Farron's views on homos and bumming?
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>>74073102
Looks far too social for me
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since boys can tuck their willy between their legs to hide it. can girls take pics that completely hides their cleft? puts me right off
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>>74073062
the studio camera/top will be mad at me line gets me in a really good way every time. lovely little bit of writing
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>>74073102
would do a 360 and walk away if i ever walked into that office
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>>74073052
nope, I'm intelligent-to-highly-intelligent and thterefore did NOT blow off schooling
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Nothing nicer than gently waking up in the morning to the gf snuggling up to you and putting her head on your chest
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>>74073118
not that there's anything wrong with that
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>he's 39
>she's 64

The state of France for fucks sakes
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>>74073100
to drag people down to the reality i live with every day so we're forced to empathise together
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>>74073052
Opposite, not very bright and uninterested in the subject but I'm doing really well.
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absolutely obsessed with homos and bumming 2bh
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>>74073130
delet
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time for a spliff
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>>74073136
they hate the idea of a party threatening the Conservative-Labour two main party status quo

same reason they obsess over UKIP
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>>74073139
its Facebook HQ
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>>74073131
young children don't go missing that frequently.

adults and especially young adults do though
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Opening another beer.
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>>74073136
anyone who doesn't support men wanting to fuck each other's hairy shitholes and nonce boys will be exposed by the media
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>>74073158
tell me about his wife, why does she wear the mask
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Business idea: Go to the local traveller camp in the early hours of tomorrow morning and set fire to multiple caravans, hopefully killing many pikeys.
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>>74073158
>Macron
>straight

Anon, I...
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tim farron just called me a gay cunt
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>>74073158
Nobody would bat an eyelid if the bloke was older.
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Just opened up the chardonnay lads
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>>74073196
Haram
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>>74073158
>39
fuckin hell i'd be made up if I looked anything like that at 39
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>>74073044
>>74073044
>>74073044
>>74073044
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>>74073158
she looks young for 64 2bh
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>>74073196
its a tuesday
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>>74073118
Do reckon it's time for us to regress ngl
Memes have become too intellectual, too self-obsessed and far too based in reality. We need a meme renaissance, back to the roots of acting like legitimately retarded children.

/brit/ is the closest place to that atm though, part of the reason why I barely go on the rest of 4chan.
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>>74073205
nah. the right way to do is put potatoes up their exhaust pipes.
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>>74073158
how did they have a kid??
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can't take leftists seriously when they only practice tolerance and acceptance when they align with their political ideals

otherwise you're their enemy
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>>74073208
Close your mouth sweaty you look gormless like that
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>>74073199
she'd an old bint
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>>74073249
Be Wednesday soon, I am alright to drink on a Wednesday?
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time to get to work
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>>74073129
>>74073149
I've met people I would consider highly intelligent who were never in the position to work hard in school. Any well-raised child acclimated into a good school's social scene could do excellently.
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might play nintendo 64
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What is this part of the female anatomy called?
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>>74073214
really?

If a 64 year old man was married to a 39 year old woman he met when she was his 15 year old pupil, no-one would bat an eyelid?

mate
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>>74073259
i remember a time when i thought rage comics were funny
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might go and grab some more beer but from a different shop because it would be weird making two trips for beer in the same evening
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>>74073271
absolute bs platitude of a post
>>>/pol/
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>>74073309
finger
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>>74073295
no
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Lads seriously the West is in decline. we have to do something about the Mohammedans and all this degeneracy

*wanks to a Thai ladyboy cam while softly moaning and spankin my bum*
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might play Brigitte Trogneux (64)
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>>74073259
>new sincerity
you might enjoy reddit
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>>74073319
What are you gonna get?
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REDDDDDDDDDDDDDIT I FUCKING LOVE REDDDDDDDIT

EVERYTHING I LIKE IS REDDDDDDDDDIT

WOOOOOOOAH
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>>74073319
do this with voddy and a 4 pack, dont want them thinking im some kind of alcky
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>>74073319
Done this before.
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>>74073281
mouthbreathers are more attractive. FACT.
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>>74073337
actually it's the proximal phalange
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>tfw no swarthy brit gf
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>>74073330
only stating it here because i know there are leftists who brit who unironically say "fuck trump and fuck white people" without realizing how hypocritical it is
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My office

>>74073052
Me

Was quite severely depressed. Had 40% attendance for the last two years but they didn't kick me out because I was still passing everything and the school's pass rate was very low

Left at 16, moved out of mum's house, worked in a kitchen until I was 18, stayed at home depressed on benefits until I was 19, got an IT apprenticeship, then got a government apprenticeship, now I'm 23 in London working in Whitehall making just shy of 40k

I'll probably fuck it up in a few years though haha

Been drinking a lot and got no friends
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>work tomorrow
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Do Americans really have Pizza Hut and subway shops in their schools
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>>74073304
You know how I know that's bullshit? Because I was in an awful environment and still did very well. By all measures I should have been drop out loser but because I was intelligent my environment was a seconary concern and I managed to succeed and get into a top uni.

If you're smart enough you WILL succeed.
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>>74073447
at big universities yeah
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>do you think this can last forever?
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>>74073447
My school had Subway
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>>74073312
Was talking about the age difference in general. If he went for her when she was 15 he'd be tarred and feathered no doubt.
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>>74073412
*fuck Drumpf
*fuck ypipo

Also, 'ck 'ff runt
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trump looks happier today
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Just had a good poo
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And this is not to say
There never comes a day
I'll take my chances and start again
And when I look behind
On all my younger times
I have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong

I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely (Yeah)
'Cause I don't belong to anyone
Nobody belongs to me

(It's the way, it's the way, it's the way that I want it)
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>>74073447
Yanks are fat
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>>74073413
hello don
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>he's here
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>>74073374
couple of cans of foster or maybe a 4 pack of cheap tescos lager

>>74073379
right? especially since I literally am not an alcy
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made chicken parm for dinyuns
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>>74073052
>utterly blew off schooling
desu I slacked in school but ended up getting my degree in the end so no big deal
after working and saving a bit more money I might go back for post-grad
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>those big meaty pussy lips
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>>74073462
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>>74073270
Kid is from his wife's previous marriage
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>>74073447
is that a school? looks like a cinema
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>>74073507
>couple of cans of foster or maybe a 4 pack of cheap tescos lager
What are you, poor?
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business idea: nationalise women so i can get a gf
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>>74073547
errr, yeah?
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>>74073208
just so you know, i am saving these
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>>74073526
Looks like an old bloke now she's cut her hair.
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>>74073526
Looks like Robin Williams
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is this bag normie approved
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>>74073208
just so you know, i am reporting these
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>>74073462
You mean like

for EVER ever?
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>Denver Beddows admitted battering his 88-year-old wife Olive with a pan and a hammer at their home in Warrington.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-39706425
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>>74073423
What's the moral of this story?
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>>74073590
ponce
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>>74073566
Oh
That sucks
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>>74073549
I see friends around from time to time
When their ladies let them slip away
And when they ask me how I'm doing with mine
This is always what I say

Nothing to do
Nowhere to be
A simple little kind of free
Nothing to do
No one to be
Is it really hard to see
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important poll lads, british answerers only please
>www.strawpoll.me/12826352
>www.strawpoll.me/12826352
>www.strawpoll.me/12826352
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>>74073611
its the only bag I could find that isnt chavvy
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>>74073590
is this a meme post? couldn't think of a more autistic post
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>>74073605
>it doesn't matter who we are
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>>74073633
Ya fucked it
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>>74073609
kant was right
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>>74073593
FOH EVA EVAH!?
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>>74073637
just found one
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>>74073590
logo looks a bit racist
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>You keep me under your spell
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>>74073656
and another
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Icg03hIlI
>tfw Can don't last forever
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>>74073656
I meant bag :(
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>>74073684
and another
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sucked me own willy came in me mouth once (didn't swallow though)

you'd think there' d be no way back from that but since then I've actually had a gf haha
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>>74073609
Fuck disabled bitches

Although in all honesty, this is something i've said before. Get yourself an amputee/crippled gf.

It's easy pickings, she will be dedicated to you for life and when gene transplants/robotic limbs come around you've got a cyborg gf.

Amputee rehabilitation units are the beta male hunting ground.
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>>74073590
its not about the bag, its about who wears the bag
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>and what's the difference between obsession, and desire?
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>>74073707
how skinny r u
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>>74073707
battyboi
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>>74073693
VITAMIN CCCCC
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>>74073449
>You know how I know that's bullshit? Because I was in an awful environment and still did very well. By all measures I should have been drop out loser but because I was intelligent my environment was a seconary concern and I managed to succeed and get into a top uni.
>awful environment

Have you been missing everything I've said? I mentioned people like Iggy Pop and others who grew up poor and still attended prestigious universities. It's not necessarily bad environments as in poor or abusive, but other deterministic forces. Something about how you grew up propelled you to surpass the tall-poppy scythe that poor people in the UK have. Maybe being poor was a benefit to you? A flame beneath your feet to send you scurrying through school rather than a soft cushion that being middle-class is? Did you attend a good school as well? Were you socially integrated?
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ignore every post by an American flag by default
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>>74073590
that brand went down the shitter....Sports Direct own them now.
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lads I've got a problem
exams are coming up and I've been playing risk on /pol/ for days. literally spent all the last few days rolling on risk threads. can't stop. what do I do?
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>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas
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>>74073752
*clicks embed*
*sees two knobs*
yeahh not into that
*clicks unembed*
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>>74073756
>tfw no frontman will match up to what damo gave them
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>>74073717
>anon, I really need to use the bathroom, can you help me?
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>>74073824
Is that the same Simon Pegg who begged for a cameo in the new Star Wars (and got it)?
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>>74073790
>Did you attend a good school as well?
no, absolutely not

>Were you socially integrated?
again, fuck no

The only difference between me and the people around me was my intelligence and that I was "arrogant" about it
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>>74073825
thanks for the heads-up
shan't be viewing any yank posts in future (let alone clicking something they have linked)
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>>74073844
*wheels you into a gym*
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>>74073741
not too skinny, I fluctuate between 60-65kg (I'm 5'9) so I'm pretty avergae

maybe a bit on the slim side
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think im slowly going insane. no friends at uni and I live at home so I just sit around all day. No idea whats going on in my course. have begun speaking to myself aloud, to decide various things and so forth and now I do so daily. wank 2x a day.
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/

ahh the terrifying so called islamic state
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>>74073871
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493022919148.webm
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The fuck is a 'kg'?
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>>74073824
I hope Lucas goes back to making films but he might be too worn out for it now
I enjoyed his early experimental work before Star Wars
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>>74073824
This is something that weebs would say about western nerd culture despite the fact that anime is a more advanced form of infantalization. I agree with most of this about both alternate cultures still.
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>60-65kg
>not skinny
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>yanks
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>>74073844
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just received a (You) but without a discernible post attached
funny that
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>>74073958
he's canadian
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>>74072979
Is Annie mentally ill?
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>seppos
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>>74073906
Good lad
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>>74073900
your willy must be huge
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>>74073958
sit ya ass down mate
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>>74073102
*tries to dust*
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>>74073824
lmao capeshitters BTFO
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>>74073975
probably on some level
did you see the videos from her '14 tour?
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>>74073946
are you a fat cunt or what

60-65kg at 5'9 is NOT skinny, it's average
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>>74073983
this is superior though
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>>74074011
>5'9
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>checks my NRS social grade
>been demoted to class C1
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>hur dur muh manual
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>>74073983
>europoors cannot comprehend how automatic transmissions work
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>>74073983
Whilst it is embarrassing that yanks can't drive manual cars, there's literally no reason to not drive automatic in this day and age. It's simply more pleasant.
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>5'9"
>65kg

there's a woman on brit RIGHT NOW and she's not a communist
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>>74074048
Manual is superior though

Captcha: route drive
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>yanks
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>So anon, where you taking me for our date?
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>>74074072
im 55kg
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lads I always thought being a ponce was being a stingy cunt, like if you ponced someone's chips you nicked a few. Also just thought it could be used as a general insult as someone who's being a mug

but I called my gay mate a ponce today and he got proper offended
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>>74074075
There's no point
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>i like to feel a long shaft and shake it until it hits the sweet spot

t. european driver
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>>74074061
>americans are too fat to move more than one leg at a time
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>>74074011
>tfw 95kg at 6'3

i could pulverize your skull into the 12th dimension with a single 9-12 elbow
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>>74074104
yeah, but you're a cunt and no one cares about you
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>>74074086
*turns 360 degrees*
*walks away
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>>74074086
Bet she'd be good at that thing where people chase a wheel of cheddar down a hill
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>>74074086
the swimming pool
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>>74074116
he got a psp
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watching jacque pepin vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alHc7jbN3QY
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>>74074085
ah yes, canadians drive manual much more than americans
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>>74074086
up the ramp into my bedroom
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5'8/5'9 is the perfect female height 2bh
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>>74074011
yes it fucking is 75kg at 5ft9 would be a normal weight. 80kg at 6ft. and so forth
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>>74074142
Kek'd
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pontypridd
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>>74074153
yes
everything is better in Canada
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>>74074086
looks like the one guy from lonely island
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>>74074133
nah, I'd jump up like a bulldog and clench that which sits between your legs in a vice like grip before you could process what's happening

after that you'd be done
>>
>>74074086
A walk in the park, followed by a footjob
>>
>>74074151
looks like Paul Whitehouse in a mask
>>
>>74074116
>but I called my gay mate a ponce today and he got proper offended
nonce is probably more accurate
>>
>>74074119
Greater control over engine speed and more immediate access to the car's power band
>>
>>74074187
*looks it up*
wow, it's nearly the same! a canadian lying about his country? madness
>>
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>>74074168
not really true, since the "normal" british male is overweight

if you're 75 at 5'9 you're either wide as fuck, carrying a fair bit of muscle (more than you need) or fat
>>
mum just brought me a glass of diet fanta

slapped it out her hand and smashed the glass on the floor. dumb bint was trying to give me cancer from aspartame poisoning
>>
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>>74074215
Get an automatic that has a manual mode

Problem solved
>>
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>>74074237
unless you're 8% bodyfat shredded then 165lbs at 5'9 isn't 'too muscular'
>>
>>74074219
find it hard to believe that they could traverse entire galaxies and destroy whole civilisations at the touch of a button, but couldn't construct a robot with faster reaction times than a human
>>
Got called a twat by a chippie in the chipper earlier.
>>
>>74074237
im 5'9" 80kg and not fat
>>
>5'11
>65kg

tfw i could heem literally everyone ITT
>>
>>74074283
love this image
>>
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>>74074254
But muh feels

Not a cager anyway
>>
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>>74074254
flappy paddles are just an extended version of a kickdown setting really, the added control is purely illusory
>>
>>74074219
desperately want grievous to stand on my bollocks and smother my face with his feet at the same time
>>
Take your Js and tell your to kick it where a footlocker is
>>
>>74074283
ah yes, the usual subtlety we've come to expect from Ben Garrison
>>
>>74074253
very good
>>
https://youtu.be/Hd0M3o67D1o?t=1511
screaming
>>
>>74074011

I'm 5'11 and 85kg
>>
>>74074293

I'm at 77 and not fat, too
>>
>>74074305
want to grab her by that hair desu
>>
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>>74074283
>Tfw living in Oakland
>>
>all these brainlets arguing over their arbitrary specifications in the material realm
>>
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>>74074237
>too muscular
meme phrase, cant be too muscular natty
>>
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Consider this: It's not barely any harder to drive a manual than an automatic and if you take your test in a manual then you can drive both so your best option is to pass in a manual even if you're generally only going to drive an automatic
>>
>>74074293
t. 20% bodyfat
>>
>>74074283
/pol/ actually broke him, it's sad come to think of it
>>
I'm 80kg @ 5'11 and fat

You lads must be jacked
>>
>all these 70kg+ cunts at 5'9 who have deluded themselves about being fat cunts
>>
been using the same backpack since Year 7
>>
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>>74074304
That's a bitchen lookin bike laddo

>>74074308
It's still fun
>>
>>74074099
kek
>>
>>74074335
This makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.
>>
funniest thing about this is half the thread has outed themselves as 5'9 after laughing at the algerian for being 5'8 lmao
>>
Delayed gratification in terms of academic success to financial success has no bearing when no gratification can be perceived by working, making money, and being normal/integrated into society.
>>
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>>74074377
he was funny for a while but then devolved into edgy teen mode even before the election
>>
>tfw no gf to do bdsm with
>>
>>74074397
The prequels had some brilliant shots and designs, it's a shame the execution was so poor. So many things about them were great, but even more were dreadful
>>
>>74074352
>le spinny spin
embarrassed for you
>>
>>74073642
this post deserves some recognition
>>
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>>74074283
funny how Ben Garrison used to just be libertarian and people made anti-jew spoofs but now he's gone full rorke
>>
>>74074472
why?
>>
>>74074335
HOWLING
You're doing gods work for finding this
>>
>>74074472
no it really doesn't
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ

oh shit
>>
>>74074305
assume there is a penis involved

>>74074358
ooh yes please
>>
>>74073916
I always wondered what happened to crayon pop
>>
>>74074503
>finding this
that's tims channel you fucking newrunt where did you come from
>>
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>I was just interested to see that, that's all
>sometimes you can be interested with things
>sometimes people are interested in things other than just what people tell you to be interested in
>>
*pulls on your backpack when you're going for a piss*

WAHEEEYYYY
>>
>>74074547
funnyjunk
>>
TV program idea: One Bummed Every Minute
>>
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why is it always yanks posting cuck shit sm.h
>>
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>that's tims channel you fucking newrunt where did you come from
>>
>>74074546
why?
>>
>>74074581
*rips your neck in two like a lion bar*
>>
Wonder how much that Fender branded stool cost him.
>>
business idea: one banned every minute

starting with >>74074586
>>
>>74074581
how about you scurry off back there and take this >>74074596 yank with you
>>
>>74074434
it's not how tall you are, it's how tall you act
>>
Is MF Doom English Hip-Hop or American?
>>
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liv tyler is my mummy AND my gf
>>
>>74074511
it's been a long while
>>
>>74074626
probably came with the guitar

christ knows how much that cost
>>
business idea: one wank every minute
>>
>>74074335
howling
>>
>>74074638
American, how could you not tell that?
>>
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alri
>>
business idea: react to old gimmicks like they're brand new and make it look like you're a newrunt
>>
>>74074638
Is this bait?
>>
>>74074697
Well he's banned from America
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk
>>
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>>74074637
>>
I'm 6'0 somewhere between 80 and 90kg
Probably about 86kg at the moment

I'm fairly wide and relatively strong and with a bit of fat
>>
>>74074335
fucking hell lads, leave him alone

bloke's mentally ill
>>
>>74074391
pic
>>
absolute tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wtKsD_cl4
>>
>>74073036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKli72vTPmE&spfreload=10
>>
>>74074714
why?
>>
>>74074738
so are we desu
>>
>>74074671
>>74074671
aw ye
>>74074671
>>
>>74073969
this

i've noticed a lot of the images involving "yanks" embarrassing themselves are actually canadians
>>
Happy with my babby gym progress lads

Can see my physique changing a bit after 6 months or so
>>
imagine there are lads in /brit/ that watch Tim's videos all the way through

bizarre
>>
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>>74074669
>Fender stool
>with a Gibson guitar
>>
tea and crumpets
>>
>>74074784
why not?
>>
>>74074784
For not being American
>>
gays
>>
>>74074547
fuck off you absolute spastic
I was referring to the fact you actually sat through his video to find that you sad cunt
>>
>>74074352
what does 'kino' actually mean?
>>
>>74074335
ugly slug of a creature
>>
Scotch egg, Scotch egg, what's on your leg. eht's a Scotch egg
>>
>>74074883
"cinema"
>>
>>74074335
squealing

tim opening the letter with kev and polearunt is my favourite 4chan moment ever
>>
>>74074335
>/brit/ has convinced tim that kev is DPD
squacking
>>
>>74074253
Great gal
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