/brit/

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NEED a tall gf buds

sitting in the garage with car on

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>Bill Nye rides in on mechanical dinosaur
>"Hey kids, you wanna hear something cool about dinosaurs?"
>Crowd goes silent in anticipation
>"It's confirmed that dinosaurs had gay sex"
>Gasps and thunderous applause
>"Some dinosaurs had multiple genders, called 'Xinosaurs'"
>Aggressive applause
>"However there were some conservative dinosaurs who tried to oppress them into two genders, male and female"
>Boo's and hisses emit from audience, somebody yells "Xinosaur lives matter!"
>"But seriously now, global warming killed off the dinosaurs, like global warming will kill us if we don't stop conservatives from oppressing those with multiple genders"
>Clapping has opened inter-dimensional portal, real dinosaurs start walking on stage.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, Xinosaurs are real!"
>Audience lines up to apologize and pay reparations to Xinosaurs, while clapping.

>>74066778
'sheed

>>74066711
this was made first nigga

>>74066611
>>74066611
>>74066611
>>74066611

sitting in the car with the garage on

I reckon I'd make quite a fit bird if I put on all the make-up and that

>>74066794
wrong
the MIDDLE class has ceased to exist
the working class have been duped into thinking they are middle class so they feel better

note that the underclass (dole scroungers) is still alive and well

where the fuck are we lads

>>74066753
>tfw i NEED one because I actually am tall

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>>74066711

>>74066867
that's a good point

>>74066828
the people have voted with their captchas
fuck off

>>74066875
in the first thread to be made, as always >>74066611

>>74066641
Athens was a proto-liberal polity amongst its male citizen population.

>especially Aristotle/Plato who both hated democracy.

Literally has no bearing on what Liberalism. Liberalism is not necessarily mass rule (what I assume is democratic) nor is it republican rule.

>it runs on slavery
>muh womens rights!

It's so common to arbitrarily or fallaciously characterize any ideology/politics by how they factor what are perceived as irrelevant or non-citizen populations.

LOVE pints

>>74066867
>the working class have been duped into thinking they are middle class so they feel better
correct
Embourgeoisement tbqh

Mad to realise that the Emperor's New Clothes is a literal children's story and yet adults are walking around saying that men are women in case they look daft.

YOU ARE A VAPOR TRAIL

IN A DEEP BLUE SKY

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>he gets sexual gratification from singing to /brit/ and getting no response
>he scours every thread for people talking about him

the middle class is alive and well

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Don't give the balding paki sex tourist the satisfaction.

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>playin a game
>"France will never inherit England in this personal uni-"

>>74066984
Lad, watch this. Mon see what happens in a minute here. Watching?

>>74066977
I really dont think most people are on board with the transgender thing

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what's his endgame?

>>74066999
schlomo

got lots of /brit/ lifehacks

in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym

ask me and ill share what i've learnt

>>74066772
what do you think Liberal even means?
ancient democracy was based on the positive notion of active participation while modern liberal democracy is based on negative rights and representation.
there were no real rights of man in Athenian democracy, at best male citizens had the ability to show up for the assembly and voice their concerns/cast their votes.
it didn't really protect the rights of "minority" voices or even citizens who lived too far away to make it for regular daily assemblies.

granted there are similarities as liberal democracy is an obvious continuation of ancient democratic thought, but that doesn't mean the ancients were at all Liberal or cared about the same things we do.

>>74067070
swipe down

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>>74066711
alri' mate

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>Are you literally 5'8"?
>Yes.

>>74067070
he's proving himself to be the best method actor of all time

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Business idea: socialism, but we also deport Rasheeds

>>74067070
put them out of business, completely and utterly liquidate their assets.

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>generally enjoy my job
>two hour meeting Monday morning (9:00 - 11:00)
>three hour meeting Monday afternoon (14:00 - 17:00)
>two hour meeting this morning (9:00 - 11:00)
>second two hour meeting this morning (11:00 - 13:00)
>lunch with business partners (13:00 - 14:00)
>one hour meeting this afternoon (14:00 - 15:00)
>second one hour meeting this afternoon went 34 minutes overtime (15:00 - 16:34)

REEEEEEEEEEE JUST LET ME WORK

I came THIS close to snapping today.

Three more meetings tomorrow.

someone remind me in 14 minutes to get my pizza out of the oven

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What accent does Ivanka have

Goddamn she's hot for a Yank

https://youtu.be/XRLdnBpEMAA?t=39s

>>74066984
>>74067037
>implying it's not me trying to be kind to the retarded kid at school who is bullied by everyone else because I see some potential in him
>implying I didn't get plenty of encouraging (you)s for my vocaroo from other threads.

>>74066932
FOL

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business idea: revived liberal party, with tony blair as the leader

Lads, let's wait 15 mintues and then tell him about the pizza haha

>>74067073
Post the one on being woke fucks sake

ivanka essentially gets a free pass for being a pretty blonde woman

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>>>implying I didn't get plenty of encouraging (you)s for my vocaroo from other threads.

eating a (((kit kat)))

>mummy, mummy, why does that little girl have no hair?
>i don't know dear. it's very odd to see a little girl with no hair. maybe it's sick.
>HEY LADY I'M A MAN I AM A FULL FIVE FEET AND EIGHT INCHES OF MAN
>oh dear, it really is sick

>>74067137
I like meetings. But it's because I actually have a valuable input and people respect what I say

what is it about /brit/ that attracts mentally-ill attention seekers with delusions of grandeur?

eating a cat

>>74067166
Just a normal U.S. accent. She doesn't have a "New York" accent.

>>74067287
meow
aha

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>Marine Le Pen becomes president of France
>immediately bans Alan and all his family from entering the country

>>74067195
no need
orange book lib dems will recapture the party from farron eventually

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>>74067287
eating your mum's cat if you know what i mean

lads i might be a madman and bump that /brit/ that's been up since ten to 5 lmao

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>>74067373
>ten to 5

>>74067195
ermm no sweaty, tony blair is a tory warmonger and not a liberal xx

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sup faggots

what fucking thread are we in

>>74067363
what's eating pussy like

Is this the real thread?

>>74067331
haha

making a cheeky OC
need images of
-saras face
-rosys face
-aishas face

>>74067340
>implying it won't be Macron and I won't get a comfy job at the Information Systems Division of some ministry when I get tired of thailand, for supporting his movement and being globalization compatible with all the languages I speak and my general open-mondedness and love if other cultures

>>74067443
This one.
>>74059109
>>74059109
>>74059109

>>74067166
she should do ASMR as a part time hobby

>>74067437
who is this toastie roastie

>>74067284
So do I.

But that doesn't help when half the meetings concern areas of the project I have no connection to, and two thirds of the time is spent on pointless tangents, self-important rants, complaints about people not present, small-talk, and banter.

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(((Bernie Sanders)))

why is the 'gerian posting without his trademark topless shirt pic threatening someone

Off to do some conspicuous consumption
You lads need anything?

>>74067488
your sister

should I walk 30 mins to go get weed?

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*rolls into Holyrood*

Watch out, Sturgeon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

business idea: forcibly overthrow the british government and install a radical centrist classical liberal government
(with tony blair as PM)


also send theresa may, corbyn, and whoever the hell leads ukip now to the radical centre gulag

>>74067529
profound post

and very true

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>>74067444
like putting your tongue between two raw lamb chops

>>74067550
one gf pls leaf

ta

xx

>>74067529
well la di fucking da

>>74067444
tastes like when you used like those fat batteries as a kid

>for that chino pic i imagined kechon saying "what the hell, anon! did you fart?? ew that's so gross!" and chino timidly joining in with "y-yeah, gross!" later on, you feel someone tugging your shirt, it's chino. "sorry about earlier, it was my fault... the truth is... i have a very smelly secret" this would make a good light novel!

is this what constitutes a good post

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>put on some youtube newsstream
>they're blaming the British Empire for all of the worlds problems

What the fuck Britain?

>>74067444
Like licking a dogs jowls

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>>74067550
nuffink conspicious

>>74067607
is it nice?

>>74067444
like licking sweaty, fishy, gone off raw meat and also slightly metallic

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short

>>74067546
What do you think of the 'caroo lad http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d0IGfVvaGc

>>74067687
t. never licked pussy

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short

>>74067689
alri alan, how are ya

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business idea

>>74067444
like kissing someone who just drank piss

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>5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short

>>74067725
alri alan

>>74067142
get your pizza

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>>74067678
not at all but gotta do it so she'll slurp your sausage if you know what I mean

>>74067746
this was actually proposed IRL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-British_Union

>>74067718
hello roastie

Can someone shop Alan's head onto Tim's body for me please?

x

when people complain about gentrification pushing poor people out it makes me feel good

poor people are scum

if i ever get the chance to lose my virginity i'd like to lick a woman's bagina

>>74067819
give pic

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>>74067830
get out you smelly kraut, we're leaving the eu to get away from you

why does everyone from the uk work at a call centre

>the british empire was good

ermm no sweaty, the british empire killed 6 million indians in a famine and opressed half of africa for decades xx

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when people complain about gentrification pushing poor people out it makes me feel good

poor people are scum

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>>74067834

>>74067860
large amount of indian immigration

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>>74067787
>On 16 January 2007, during a LCP television programme, French journalist Christine Clerc asked former French Interior Minister Charles Pasqua (Gaullist) about Mollet's 1956 proposal. Pasqua answered, "if his demand had been made official, Mollet would have been brought to trial for high treason".

Out of my original training group of 11 people, only 4 remain, 3 of the 4 including myself are pakis. I guess the people who left were so friendly for their own sakes as well as my own, they found the environment intimidating and needed friends. I should learn from this and make more of an effort next time.

>>74067725
>tfw average height for a male
>tall for a woman

SERIOUS happening in Margate

>>74067860
can't even get a job in a call centre Lol

>>74067217
posted in the other thread la

>Ah yes after disfiguring me they now photoshop my body because they just can't stand so much perfection

>>74067882
lightings a bit shit

ill get back to yer lad alri x

>>74067860
owen jones wrote how call centres are like the modern day mines given the volume of people they employ and the skill level they require (none)

i thought the only lonely place was on the moon
JET!
E
T
!

>>74067915
what would you rate your looks out of 10, Alan?

>why yes, i do have poo skin, a goblin face, a baldy head and the height of a 13 year old girl

>>74067865
Good they literally shit on the streets we were doing them a favour

this thailand poster isn't the algerian lads
he's too non-confrontational

>>74067920
ta, doesn't need to be perfect xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT3V0Ifm5zo

heembreed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6evFRJ6YqU


Fucking choon lads

whats happening in cheadle lads?

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>>74067953
8
But the real treasure is my personality

>>74067891
Hmm yes high treason for wanting a union with britain but like literally a year later they joined a union with germany who'd they'd been at war with just over 10 years ago

hmmm

*blocks the way*

can someone please post the image that bucks made a few threads ago

>>74068046
could snap you in half you insect

>>74068046
5'8"

>>74068046
>>74067953
I'd rank him a solid 5'8

>>74068049
>10 whole years
wowee that sure is a long time if you're fucking 11 years old you absoute spacker

>>74068046
you have a good physique but you're very short, quite ugly and are losing your hair. and you're a paki.

overall I would rate you a 4/10 :]

>>74068046
the real algerian manlet would only post his biceps when insulted about his height or his hairline
or when it was insinuated he was a nonce

I got broads in Atlanta

>>74068099
Wow it's almost like my post was implying that 10 years wasn't a long time you stupid fucking paki retard, learn to read jesus christ

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>5
>'
>8

>>74067860
deindustrialisation

>>74068149
bender

>>74068046
lul, his elbow is pointed almost straight forward at the screen. to make his arm look bigger

>>74068144
>>74068149
*gasps and screams*

>>74068144
kek epic banter my friend xD

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

>>74068149
except you were implying that 10 years was a notable amount of time to be at war lmao you fucking BENDER

something bit me on the neck
not impressed

>Be American
>Be one of the very few people who's not a brainwashed evangelical fundamentalist Christian

>"I FUCKING LOOOOVEEEEE SCIENCE HOLY FUCK YEAH SCIEEENCEEE BITCHESSSSS FUCK YEAH SCIENCE DAMN SCIENCE YEAH, NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, FUCK YEAH, BILL NYE THE FUCKING SCIENCE GUY FUCK YEAH, CARL SAGAN DANK 4/20 FUCKKKK YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

many, many such cases!

*tickles you*

>>74068100
You don't seem to believe your own words but ok sweetie.

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My biceps

is Alan really 5'8? that explains everything desu

and if that's what he's admitted to he's probably even shorter, like 5'6 or something

something bit me on the sack
impressed

>>74066711
Is she sick?

have pyroclastic flow lads

>>74068194
not him but you clearly can't read very well mate

>>74068211
Don't care

Who's Alan?

>>74068194
Jesus christ, why not try actually fucking reading the post before you completely embarrass yourself you stupid fucking cunt?

just released my genetic super insect, it can travel from the UK, to Australia, all the way to Canada in mere seconds and it focuses on necks and sacks

>>74068238
not him but you're clearly a bender too

>>74068205
FUCK OFF REDDIT

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short

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>>74068247

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>>74068171
Right

>>74068247
fuck off newcunt

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>five
>foot
>eight

need a )You(

>>74068270
t. manlet

>>74068262
wow i don't have to sit here and take this
*leaves*

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short

>>74068266
*burps* FUCKING LOVE BACON, god's not real Morty!

>>74068252
t. bender who got embarrassed

>>74068247
35-year-old, 5'8, balding French-Algerian sex tourist who posts here.

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>>74068298

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>5'8

>>74068313
*breaths deeply*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAA

>>74068281
wow look at those huge biceps lmao

i am completely secure in my personality
*posts shirtless pictures of myself for the gratification of the people i insult*

>>74068322
No he didn't

>>74068327
need a pretty white wife to have a child with

glad that bender left

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short 5ft7 and below is actually short

>>74068322
Go back and read the post before you embarass yourself any further

look forward to your furious reply which i shall NOT be reading

>>74068356
>>74068406
t. embarrassed bender

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis In the UK it is just slightly short 5ft7 and below is actually short

>>74068310
>using the height of filipinos and indonesians and pygmys to make you feel better about yourself

schwifty

habibi habibi yalla habibi

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wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of this paki midget, imagine the damage he could do to your kneecaps

I'm 5'9. it's hilarious

I doubt anyone takes me seriously. I am like a mini man. pocket sized

Why is Britain leaving the European Union?

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>>74068422
What did he mean by this?

I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

eating those aunt bessy roast potatos

they're not even potatos they're like that 'smash' mashed potato stuff, molded into potato shaped balls

>>74068474
for a laugh

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short

5ft5 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short 5ft4 and below is actually short

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NEED a fascist gf

5'11 and often the tallest person in the room

>>74068505
grim. have some self-respect

that's not toast michael that's hot floppy bread

>>74068474
because your dad's well gay init

Greater London is a manlet

>>74068481
I mean that both posts were signed by an embarrassed bender, you dipshit.

Fucking bender.

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short.

BURP FART MORTY. BURP BACOn ..... SCIENCE morTTY

FART UNicorns morYTy !!!!!!! FART BACON FART UNICORNS s 1

>NCIS doing an entire episode where the enemy is ransomware

kek

6'5" and sometimes I'm not the tallest in the room

>>74068563
this guy is hella mad

>>74068572
Fuck off.

>>74068563
But you're the one laughing at his posts on your own when I'm the one laughing at your posts with him too

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Might go get myself cucked

Anyone want anything?

5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short..

Just writing a Rick and morty script

Rick :Fart bacon. Burp
Morty : kittens ninjas Fart burp
Rick : 90s references
Morty : burp reddit

>>74068605
>6'5
Wew that's not even attractive

>>74068642
hello 4chan

>>74068609
t. embarrassed bender

>>74068613
>ah but i think you're find we are BOTH embarrassed benders
lmao bender

>>74068642
fuck off back to /tv/ you spastic runt

>>74068610
*burps* y-you must be a c-christian if you don't like rick and morty *burps*

>>74068348
Ah yes taking a picture from when I was on a break from lifting and taken at a disadvantageous angle (to show the stadium) ah yes yes indeed

>>74068657
haha I'm an uggo ginger lanklet with a really bad forward head and I'm borderline autistic

still got a gf though

>>74068605
6'6" and never met a human taller than me. have to bat the birds off with a fucking stick.

same goes the women haha

it was a tall joke

>>74068619
pick me up a gift card for mine craft currency
deeply want my wife's son to start respecting me

why do people get netflix?

Writing an anon script.

Anon: contrarian gibberish trying to make a show look bad
Anon: give me (you)s please
Anon: XD BUM FART PISS UNICORNSSSS look I'm being "ironic"

>>74068663
>this mad

>>74068714
Enjoyed this joke

I enjoyed the first season of Rick and Morty

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I'm 6'3", pretty much the ideal height I feel

>>74068695
lad not arsed how much you lift I would smash you to bits

don't get uppity you little fuck

>tfw insane in the membrane

>that hairy exposed chest and "gold" chain
>no real muscle but plenty of fat
could almost mistake him for a romani bouncer

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man alive lads
you only realise how ugly his mug is when you get up close to it
tried my best but I now realise that >>74068281 would be a much better pick ffs

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>>74068281
>>74068695
wait hold up

is that really you mate?

>>74068742
>this bender

>>74068714
actually smiled at this
looking forward to your appearance at the apollo

>>74068737
*burps* s-someone get this guy an upvote!!! *burps*
edit: I gifted you gold enjoy stranger!

if you've ever needed a filling you are a runt

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>>74068765
INSANE IN THE BRAIN

>>74068695
that picture is how you actually look in day to day life compared to your gay pumped up posed webcam pics, you do realise that right?

the fact you're so defensive means you probably already know this though

In an absolutely dire mood lads

mental how obsessed /tv/ is with hating rick and morty

like, we get it sweeties, you're contrarian

>>74068768
you spent far too much time on something that is really shit

>>74068758
I enjoyed sniffing your balls while you were asleep last night ducky.

>>74068800
could do with a filling now xx

@74068793

No (you) from me mate, give up, it's over.

>>74068824
*burps*

>>74068803
shit like this just makes me realise that all these far-right twats are just edgy underage kids and manchildren who think a meme is a legitimate political statement

the algerian is annoying but 10x more accomplished than most of you will ever be

>>74068818
wahey same
think I might be getting depressed again. what's up with you?

why do we hate globalism again lads?
forgot innit

*bbbuuuurrpppp*

morty, morty listen

we have to go *burp* back in time and

listen morty

uhhhhhh I don't know about this rick

listen morty *burp*

god isn't real

>>74068880
>no fun allowed

>>74068852
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp*

>>74068881
what has he accomplished?

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>>74068880

brian cranston: i have cancer
jesse: bitch!! unicorns
b: im bald
j: bacon bithc! drugs

>>74068906
do you fit the description?

are you a manchild? you don't have to lie, this is an anonymous website

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>>74068882
me too

>>74068818
globalism has me feeling DESOLATE and DESPONDENT lately

>>74068881
Mate he lives in a 3rd world shithole, think prozzies are his gfs, and brags about his pathetic life on the British section of an anime website known for child porn and Nazis

CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES

>>74068882
Not sure, was in a really good mood all weekend and yesterday but paranoia and loneliness just hit now

M A R I O N

@74068907

You shalln't get a (you) from me

>alanposting

my aunt used to work in the same building as him and noone was allowed to go in the lift at the same time as him just in case they made him look short

>>74068921
hot

poo poo
willy willy
bum bum

>>74068921
>professional political cartoon vs ms paint

hmmmm....really makes you think

74068971
this post is so not schwifty *burps*

>French Prime Minister Guy Mollet proposed a union between the United Kingdom and the French Union with Elizabeth II as head of state and a common citizenship. As an alternative, Mollet proposed that France join the Commonwealth. British Prime Minister Anthony Eden rejected both proposals and France went on to join the Treaty of Rome, which established the European Economic Community and strengthened the Franco-German cooperation.

this would have been so great, fucked it so we have

>>74068945
Nah

>>74068962
Exactly. He's at least 20x more accomplished than most of us.

Hang the boomers. Noose Pike and Pyre. make the mongols and bolsheviks look like schoolgirls

>>74069019
I'd rather not be in a union with half of Africa

>>74069019
Malta also wanted to join us, we would have been bossing it big time if we'd agreed to these

Just watched a clip of funniest moments of Rick and Morty. Did not laugh once.

>>74069038
Speak for yourself

>>74069019
hes a big guy

>>74069022
so then you're underage

janny won't like this

got a cold sore on my bellend. what do?

Haha look at me trying hard to be offensive xD

>>74069059
it was just france

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkTzDh8IKNU

racoon = me
candy floss = my dreams
water = life

>>74069119
chop it off

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>>74068880

>>74069110
Janny can suck my knob

>>74068969
>>74068948
well I have absolutely no advice so at least we all have each other

>>74069086
good for you, we're all very impressed by how cultured and refined your sense of humour is

maybe you can recommend some timeless comedies for us

Might have a bowl of cereal

>>74069138
>starts beating her husband for no reason
lmao

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doing a cheeky spot of torrenting

>>74069144
>lopez
ahhmm..

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>>74069138
Fucking chinks, they're like a parody of themselves

>>74069168
Probably thought he was trying to rape her

>>74066611
>>74066611
>>74066611
linking early before some other total pillock goes and makes another dupe

Blond """"""""""""men""""""""""""

>>74069212
Shan't

>>74069212
Reported for early thread

>>74069142
*likes and retweets*

>>74069146
'ported you literal child

>>74069019
>it is literally our fault the EU exists instead of the Anglo-Franc Union

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>>74069181
you shouldn't do that