/brit/

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kelv

HEY YOU GUUUUYS

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anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64D2DLGu1I8

>spend over £1000 on a guitar
>can't play it for toffee

>>74062996
and are there any moral implications of this happening in London or outside of London?

cannot fathom what being friends with a girl is like

reckon saints could spring a surprise on chelsea today

Would love to be a squaddie in 70s Belfast, hunting Provos by day and having illicit affairs with Catholic girls by night

I've written a little play. I hope you enjoy it. It's called At The Surgery

Act 1. Doctor is seated at his desk with Mrs. Jones, his patient of many years. She looks as if she's in considerable pain.
Doc: Hello Mrs. Jones. How can I help?
Mrs J: Well doctor, it's my back. It's playing up something awful. I'm in agony
Doctor examines Mrs. Jones, then asks her to take a seat again. He writes her a prescription for some pain killers.
Doc: Take these. 1 tablet 3 times a day
Mrs. J: Thank you doctor. Bye bye.
Doc: By the way, do you have private health cover?
Mrs. J: No doctor
Doc: Well, that'll be £65 + £20 prescription charge. Just pay the receptionist on your way out. We accept credit, debit cards and cash. The receptionist will give you your receipt.
Mrs. J: But doctor, I. ...
Suddenly, Mrs. Jones turns ashen with shock and faints. Doctor turns breaks the fourth wall, turns to audience and says:

This is how things will be under a conservative government. Vote Labour

THE END

mum thought i was bent

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That's right goy swallow up that aspartame it's good for you! It's not like we want you to be moody or depressed or anything hehe

that ashton kutcher lad proves that foetuses are consious cos he goes back in time to top himself

do people here unironically watch tims videos?

what's the fucking point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

ey up

>>74063168
Scientific proofs?

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hmmmmm

>>74063182
I have nothing better to do with my time

reckon Tim could scrap if someone wound him up enough?

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>>74063017
>because I didn't want my parents to think of me as a being that was even capable of sexual thoughts
Exactly the same here lad.

>>74063200
participants had more irritable mood, exhibited more depression, and performed worse on spatial orientation tests

>>74063168
http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/51/6/963.short

what about this one that shows it reduces bodyweight, do you want the general populace to be fat?

Nailed my bollocks to the table last night for a sexual thrill. I won't be doing that again in a hurry, let me tell you.

>>74063182
i like how sweaty he gets

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what ever happened to Nachos?
they seemed like such a 90s/early 2000s thing then they basically disappeared and no one talks about them anymore

>>74063125
i said it's 22-28 e.g. a range of values (not taking a firm position). Don't latch onto it mate i've made my position clear you're just being difficult now ;)

and i'm not saying they're equal silly billy, where did i argue that? you're literally advocating for killing sentient beings and saving non-sentient ones, it's crazy how much of a mong you are

lads it's 10 years next week since maddy vanished, what do you think happened to her?

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>>74063108
THEY'RE TRYING TO SILENCE HIM AGAIN

>>74063215
Not really
>tfw the boiler saga is over

MARX WAS A TIT

>>74063182
there's a small clique of autismos on here who literally watch every video as if they were remotely interesting

think you might actually have to be more mentally ill than Tim himself to watch those fucking things

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Just read Dangerous by Milo and it was pretty eyeopening on how it exposes the so-called "tolerant" left

Wondering what book I should read next

>>74063151
think you'll find the Provos killed British security forces at a far higher rate than British security services killed Provos

so you'd likely be the hunted one you yank twat

>>74063234
enjoy some nachos every now and then

tip: use doritos instead of regular tortilla chips

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average pro-aspertame runt

>>74063244
she probably has developed consciousness by now so i hope she's alive

back home from morocco lads

>>74063244
Accidentally killed by parents who then covered it up

>>74063225
Good goy
>>74063223
>>74063200
meant to put this
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24700203

the new mass effect ain't as good as the first 3 unfortunately

>>74063262
*blasts you my SULFER VISION*

>>74063168
>utterly utterly btfo
>resort to spouting /pol/ memes

ah yes

>>74063108
he's schizophrenic
he isn't playing the right notes (at all) but in his head he is playing the right notes

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>>74063254
I like the return of marcus hauser

>>74063115
not that great

>>74063235
Your position was "humans cease being humans when they're not conscious". You admitted yourself that you're a fucking imbecile.

>you want to protect human children and are okay to eating meat it's crazy how much of a mong you are
>thinks a human is no longer human when they're asleep and it should be legal to kill them

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feeling pretty just atm lads ;_;

>work load increased 8-fold
>in addition to normal work: boss expects me to give him a 5000 word long report in 2 weeks which he expects me to do in my free-time
>keep getting told off by a different superior at work for making 'errors'
>have to study for an assessment centre sucking away all my freetime
>broke my hand 2 months ago so i can't go to gym
>working in a different city where EVERYTHING is ridiculously expensive
>lodging a room off a family.
>their family dog wakes me up by barking in the morning
>their family dog sometimes tries to attack me, forcing me to stay in my room
>i need to shower right now but the dog is going to go after me

>haemerhoids flaring up again

no joy in life lads, what's the point?

>Sorry you have not won anything this time

fuck off mcdonalds rEeeeeeeEEEEEEE

lads theyre putting chemicals in our foods to suppress our proud people and give us all cancer and all the scientists, governments and food producers are in on it

>>74063287
this

>participants had more irritable mood
subjective

>exhibited more depression
subjective

>and performed worse on spatial orientation tests
worse how? very vague

maddy is in my basement

>>74063168
I drink water almost all the time
I only drink other things when I go out to eat with the GF or something

>>74063302
>I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

>>74063272
What's that film that came out a while back about a british squaddie lost from his troop and getting chased around belfast?

>>74063254
;0)

>>74063327
i wish i could feel pretty or just.

>>74063151
Uncle did exactly that. Got a norn irish lass up the duff and the IRA sent him death threats so he left.

>>74063108
That Yamaha amp is a stunner

>basement

FOY

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>>74063309
is he connected to the dpd in some way?

>>74063301
>produce a paper saying it makes you depressed and moody

>oy vey it makes you less fat!

>>74063348
*frees her while you were wanking*

try to avoid chemicals stuff like aspartame and such in my food just because it's chemicals, dont really care about how factually dangerous it is
the fact that there's more and more fat fucks though... guess thats an argument

>>74063337
good thing I'm becoming a scientist then

>>74063272
Yeah you're right, probably better to be one of those spec ops guys in plainclothes that drove around in old Vauxhalls doing drive bys and shit

>>74063268
read zarathustra to see why it doesn't fit in there

Healthy young child goes to shop, gets can of diet coke with massive dose of many aspartames doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

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>Aspartame
No thanks. I'd rather have normal natural sugar

>>74063319
mate jesus christ, i've said repeatedly that in my view (and the most logical view according to what we know about the brain) is that brain activity defines consciousness. Your weird attachment to a non-sentient collection of cells but complete disdain for sentient beings is kind of bizarre, e.g. you are a mong

>>74063278
>corn syrup
not a thing in the first world

meh...here you go /brit/

https://youtu.be/sYo1_de2HCc

got no (you)s anywhere and this my lcd

>>74063309
screeching

>>74063374
71

wasn't great. hunger is the best troubles kino.

ordered a curry lads

>drinking sugar water or sugar-substitute water

do not do this

lads the government is infallible, they can literally never ever influence the farmers or the medicinalists haha SHALL be putting my trust in them

>>74063285
what did you do mate?

>>74063374
'71

>>74063409
They got fucked up all the time too. One of the most famous images from The Troubles is of two of those dingdongs being executed in the middle of a funeral.

I avoid eating any chemicals in my food tbqh, I subsist solely on the vacuum of deep space

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>pretty

>>74063457
went to morocco

>have obscure name that people hunk is foreign but couldn't be more english
>town named after it in new england
Quite a nice surprise.

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>>74063273
yea but they've vanished from popular culture
same with hot dogs honestly

I blame the hubris of the nacho/hot dog industry, in the early 2000s they were just piling massive ammounts of rubbish onto a plate of nachos to the point that it was basically inedible and the nachos themselves would either become too soggy to be functional, or were cooked so hard (in order to counter the massive heap of toppings) that they were not fun to eat.

eventually people stopped ordering gigantic memeplates of toppings with a sad corn chip layer on the bottom and the industry collapsed.

hot dogs are the same, they became such an abstraction for the sausage itself that they became inedible
I'm glad that places like Japadog are bringing hot dog culture back, in Canada at least

Yeah I avoid chemicals they're just not natural.

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>never had a girlfriend
>mum asks me if I'm gay
>say I'm not
>tfw I actually am

>>74063301
>German

Good goy keep it up, Merkel is watching!

re: 74063397
don't @ me brainlet

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Rate my dinner friendos

>>74063327
the dog is probably just used to you being really passive. stand up for yourself!

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which one of you was this?

>>74063462
Those guys weren't Force Research or anything, they just got lost down the wrong street

>>74063431
You admitted outright that your own argument collapsed as soon as someone said "what if they're asleep". Stop posting. Seriously. It's not worth anyone's time to read your half-baked views. You reached a conclusion (abortion is okay) and tried to warp shit to justify that conclusion. You're a dunce. A dolt. An imbecile. A fucking fool. Stop posting.

>unironically shilling for chemicals that make you moody and depressed

aspartame? nah don't think I want cancer thanks mate, will stick to natural high fructose corn cyrup thanks xx

>>74063329
I've got a fucking load of Apple Pie & Sundae tokens but the McDonalds on my way to and from the train station doesn't do Apple Pies which is an absolute piss take

listening to jazz
and yes its the free type

vile slug of a creature

>>74063516
nice RAF curry

London is a shit
city full of pakis, chavs
why would you live there?

>>74063198
poor chap

Good thing I don't drink diet soda anyway on account of it tastes like shite

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>>74063498
woops that's not japadog

I replaced coca cola with caffeine tablets ages ago

you should too

>Over the next seven years—in The Robots' Rebellion (1994), And the Truth Shall Set You Free (1995), The Biggest Secret (1999), and Children of the Matrix (2001)—he developed his worldview of New Age conspiracism.[10] His endorsement of the anti-Semitic forgery The Protocols of the Elders of Zion in The Robots' Rebellion, combined with Holocaust denial in And the Truth Shall Set You Free, led his publisher to refuse to publish his books, which were self-published thereafter.[11] At the heart of his theories lies the idea that many prominent figures belong to the Babylonian Brotherhood, a group of shapeshifting reptilian humanoids who are propelling humanity toward a global fascist state, or New World Order.[6][12] The reptilians use the rings of Saturn and the Moon, all reptilian constructs, to broadcast our "five-sense prison": an "artificial sense of self and the world" that humans perceive as reality.[13][14]
description of myself on wiki haha

>>74063369
or on the right string
or in the right position on the fret board

>>74063526
>those guys following a Republican funeral in an unmarked car while carrying guns were nothing to worry about goy

*takes a sip of my sugar-substitute water*
ah yes feeling very healthy today lads

>/brit/ is my lowest common denominator

*tipping intensifies*

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did a post on /mu/

>>74063516
>HP sauce

enjoy your asspartameme

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right

>>74063516
>HP on a curry
madman

honestly la'

I really enjoy watching DT on ArsenalCustomerTv

>>74063485
was it nice?

>being such a child you drink anything besides water

ffs

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>>74063520
Marcus Hausen

>>74063442
71 was v good, you're just biased because it doesn't portray the IRA in a very positive light

>>74063520
何これ

>>74063569
enjoy your ashparsleymame

>>74063502
>never had a girlfriend
>mum asks me if I'm gay
>lie and pretend i've had gfs in the past
>tfw i'm actually just a beta autist who has no banter and can't hold conversations with normies

>>74063591
*checks >>>/mu/72406679/ *
LIAR!!

>>74063635
>71 was v good
imagine being you

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reminder Tim literally cannot write a single word

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What's my secret for THE perfect homemade chicken korma?
I'll never tell ',;^)

>>74063622
nah

>>74063577
They had very liberal policies about soldiers carrying firearms back then, probably most were packing when off duty

>>74063399
Ah yes

Chemicals:
>aspartame

DEFINITELY NOT CHEMICALS:
>polysaccharides
>polypeptides
>lipids
>nucleic acids

>>74063532
the only country that uses the syrup instead of normal sugar is america

>>74063553
its genuinely the only good place in britain

>>74063502
are you cute?

>>74063527
how about stop replying lad ;)
bear in mind thousands of non-sentient beings are going to be killed this year legally and you can do fuck all about it, i hope that makes you as mad as the thousands of sentient beings being killed because people are too lazy makes me

>my argument collapsed when you said "but what if you're asleep"
and then i adjusted my argument to make it easy to refute that claim e.g. brain activity still continues when you're asleep so you have consciousness. I'm sorry you can't really prove me wrong, only agree to disagree that we have a different perception on the moral justificability of killing non-sentient organisms

thanks for playing

>>74063625
>water

enjoy your aspartameme and cancer

>>74063494
>have second name that is very English but no one spells it right the first time
If I have to say my second I just spell it out and don't bother saying it

The short form of my first name on the other hand is becoming quite popular so everyone knows how to spell it (most of the time)

My actual is literally in the top 5 most English names of al time if not THE most English name of all time and everyone knows how to spell it

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>water-tea-alcohol

the holy trinity

>>74063666
hes great

Been in the new job for 50 days

It's fucking shit

>>74063665
It was, very well made movie that resisted a lot of the cliches of that conflict

>>74063684
only two chemicals i drink are 2 atoms of hydrogen and a cheeky oxygen to go along with it.

nature's cocktail!

the bf's voice is getting more and more effeminate

>>74063718
>The short form of my first name on the other hand is becoming quite popular

Mo (Short for Mohammed)?

>>74063719
enjoy your aspartamane

'it' is here la

ignore 'it'
fite 'it'
don't reply to 'it'

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The curry was a delivery from Friday night, it's been in the fridge ever since and as a result has awful consistency. HP is the only way to get it down

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i hope you're voting labour

>>74063695
>brain activity still continues when you're asleep so you have consciousness
>consciousness still continues when you're unconscious
hmm

>>74063694
I get told I am.

flatmate and his gf are having an argument again

from what i can understand she is broke

>>74063722
just quit and get on the dole la

how many big macs do you think you could eat in a single sitting?

>>74063772
>the absolut state

>>74063553
It's nice for trips
I went there with my gf on Sunday and we did a bunch of touristy things. It's mostly white foreigners in the touristy places

I give up lads
gender is a social construct
I don't care anymore

>>74063797
12

>>74063775
>consciousness still continues when you're unconscious

Unconscious is a misnomer, which is why doctors use "non-responsive" instead now

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Yankee Wankee loves his ASSpertame

interesting how certain chemicals close and encrust your pineal gland whereas other chemicals open it

>>74063772
grim

>>74063676
what made it bad?

>>74063797
I'm not sure

>>74063797
once ate 12 cheeseburgers from maccas. wouldn't recommend it desu

aspartame wankers fucking loves his aspartame

>>74063773
what's labours policy on aspartame

>>74063757
Alfie

>>74063775
what he said
>>74063775

>>74063828
full of pakis mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czb_CZfWko8

tune

>>74063807
gender is a textbook social construct
that doesn't mean that gender is meaningless nor does it mean that special snowflake genders are valid

>>74063797
maybe 4

>- I show a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hauser' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like!

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business idea: relapse all aspartame in drinks with DMT

>>74063820
as mr miyagi taught us: wax on, wax off

>>74063846
replace all sugars with it

>>74063814
>why yes, i shall gas this lad unconscious before i operate on his bollocks
>why yes, he is unconscious at the moment, ergo i shall slice open the said lovespuds

niggerkiller is a misnomer, we don't actually kill niggers

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>>74063744
Why

>>74063807
ah yes the contrarian shitlord now browses tumblr

legs are all itchy lads

>>74063889
>niggerkiller is a misnomer, we don't actually kill niggers

Maybe you don't

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>>74063871
horrible revolting slug of a creature need him out of business

>>74063772
>using ceramic plates
enjoy your aspartame

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me

>>74063797
If I don't eat for the day, 3 maybe?

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ARSE

>>74063807
good post lad

i honestly wonder why gays get so much hate because we are told something which isn't accurate

hmmm perhaps there is a difference between humans who are temporarily unconscious and humans who have not yet been conscious or will never regain consciousness

>>74063893
I think he's been a bottom too long

http://www.strawpoll.me/12824610
http://www.strawpoll.me/12824610
http://www.strawpoll.me/12824610

>>74063820
Joe Rogan is such a mong. Really don't understand how anyone can sit through an entire podcast of his. It's always just two hours of Joe talking over his guests about DMT and martial arts.

Oh dear, the nonce has arrived

>>74063851
don't know what you were expecting when you booked your tickets

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>>74063797
in one sitting?
8 minimum

>>74063944
that's a preference not a gender

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ways you save money
>split train tickets
>get a railcard
>property guardianship
>signing up for odd clinical trials, research and surveys
>buy films/music in poundland
>do mystery shopping or other mystery shit
>only brush your teeth in the morning, not at night
>take advantage of bank switches
>cycle as your main mode of transport
>don't eat out
>buy your groceries at the local polish shop and tend towards buying ingredients rather than ready meals and shit like that
>invest a fixed amount monthly 50% into stocks 50% into bonds
>only buy clothes to replace ones that break (use tk maxx or vintage shops or try to take advantage of sales like at new year)
>use both sides of the toilet paper
>drink water
>bring lunch to work
>look for free stuff wherever it is possible (i uniroincally do shit like turn up at funeral after-parties for a free meal)
>if you really want to eat out - try to do lunchtime or set-menus

anyone else got any nifty tricks?

pisses me off that rent negates most of this shit.

>>74063910
maybe

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245

>£350

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>tfw too depressed and lethargic to even post much on here

>>74063892
doubt it

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cara

>>74063943
would reenact the armenian genocide on that arse (myself being the ottoman)

*sharts up the thread*
AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

currently enjoying my aspartame

>>74064006
shes so fucking ugly

does anyone remember the name of the post hardcore band a USA/Canada bro posted a few months ago?

their songs were 7 minutes long and based on real events such as suicide

>>74063943
disgusting

>>74063991
wait a minute original poster of that, someone changed it

>>74063957
>please take part in my gay little poll to reinforce my beliefs
Literally the wrong site you are on mate, you might be looking for redd.it

http://www.gridwatch.templar.co.uk/
who /autism/ here

these april showers lads, what're they LIKE?

went outside for 10 minutes to buy alcohol and it went from a warm sunny day to pissing down with hailstones and back three times

>>74064006
Saw this in the Strayans /brit/ ages back.

The nonce is now talking about suicide

Thank god, swing from a tree you ugly bastard

>>74063991
I do some of that already

>>74064052
ways you save money
>split train tickets
>get a railcard
>property guardianship
>signing up for odd clinical trials, research and surveys
>pirate books/films/games
>do mystery shopping or other mystery shit
>use freecycling sites
>take advantage of bank switches
>cycle as your main mode of transport
>don't eat out
>buy your groceries at lidl or aldi or ethnic grocers and tend towards buying ingredients rather than ready meals and shit like that
>invest a fixed amount monthly 50% into stocks 50% into bonds
>only buy clothes to replace ones that break (use tk maxx or vintage shops or try to take advantage of sales like at new year)
>drink water
>bring lunch to work
>buy odd things from poundland like stationary
>check online if things are cheaper
>look for free stuff wherever it is possible (i uniroincally do shit like turn up at sikh temples for a free meal)

anyone else got any nifty tricks?

pisses me off that rent negates most of this shit.

>>74063957
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12824610
acceptable pre-consciousness and post consciousness if they're shit babies

>>74064063
doubt it

>You got: You’re extremely generous

>You love seeing your partner wrythe in absolute ecstasy. You always make sure whoever you're with is completely satisfied, and you’re very good at communication. You always put the other person first, so when the attention is turned on you it’s almost too much pleasure to handle. You’re a sharing platter of dough balls when it comes to sex.

neat

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The melanin-enriched gf

*walks toward you threateningly*

>>74064006
>Fear is the mind killer

>>74064044
>bro
fuck off yank

>>74063995
what the fuck
people will still buy these and wear them once because if you wash them they become clean

>>74063991
>live at home, pay rent towards my parents mortgage instead of a greedy landlord
>buy a cheap diesel car with a small engine instead of a financed new one
>put plastic bags in your coat pockets when going for a work meal so you can stealthily siphon food into them. put the bags in the fridge and microwave them the following evening for dinner
>find dog poo bags discarded on street, empty the poo out and wash the bags. free bin bags!

>>74063999
I've just been sat here watching the thread move for about an hour.

Maybe I should go for a walk or something.

FUCK TURN ON BBC 1 ITS ANOTHER HAPPENING

>>74064070
good post
might not want to give the fictional character too much attention though

ways to save money:

mcdonalds food stickers

>>74064097
FOY

>>74064044
>>74064120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysqRwPfR5bs

found it

>>74064063
went out this morning and it was super windy before my exam, got out and it was nice and warm, then I got the train home and as soon as I left the station it started pissing it down

>>74064105
link x

>>74064142
*turns it off*

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dead confused about this, lads
I can see that acceleration is clearly a function of x but im not sure what i'm meant to do with that information
I tried to figure out the velocity at which the springs would be "pushing" but when i figure that out the thing shouldn't even reach the central spring
opinions?

>>74064164
https://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/this-british-food-quiz-will-reveal-what-youre-like-in-bed

>>74064151
gayest song I have ever heard

can't stand those post-modernists lads

>>74064058
it's clearly a meme poll, both answers are ridiculous

>>74064136
top kek

>>74064201
ah cant relate to that

>>74064142
*turns on /pol/ to check*

nothing happening fuck off

>>74064142
the earthquake?

>>74064150
you wouldn't have made it la, just saying

can we steer the conversation back to aspartame please lads

>>74064178
18 m/s you spastic

*glomps Canada*

>>74064209
no such thing as modernism, nor is there post modernism.
only the entropic death of tradition

Business idea: Raise money by doing something mildly daft, but just keep it instead of giving it away to some random shite charity

>>74064178
my immediate thought is differential equation

>>74064202
lad, someone is gay from the gender they find sexually attractive.

>>74063991
>>buy films/music in poundland
what decade are you living in

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> the (future) wife

>>74064252
how did you figure that one out x

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>>74064142
I don't believe you

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WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG?
>One of the most powerful and richest empires ever.
>Romans, Persians, Chinese, Greeks, Egyptians came from afar to trade and marvelled at our civilization.
>Columbus wanted to discover a way to trade with India via an alternative route, and discovered America, such was their awe.
>Amazing ancient culture with great literature such as Mahabharata and Ramayana, to name but two.
>Birthplace of several religions.
>Great rulers such as Ashoka, the Cholas, Chandragupta.
>Literally called "The Golden Sparrow'.
>Btfo'd several Islamic invasions

Fast forward a few centuries
>Disgusting, beta, genetic detritus populates our once great land.
>Fastest growing Muslim population.
>Meme leaders like Modi, Gandhi and Khangress i.e All words, no action
>Overpopulated, disgusting and ugly
>Crumbling architecture.
>A global joke.

HARD MODE: NO BRITISH COLONIZATION.

>>74064284
>gif
fuck off

>>74064234
either would you x

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>why ya votin tha to-ray? do ya read tha daylay mayal?

>>74064256
that therein is the definition of post modernism

>>74064274
someone altered the original post but in a really strange way.

they kept most of the content of it, but made subtle alterations.

this is the original
>>74064088

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>no such thing as modernism, nor is there post modernism.
>only the entropic death of tradition

the specs inside that new galaxy phone are better than my £700 laptop

>>74064299
Didn't read your post but fucking calm down you paki

>>74064261
you can probably get away with not using one because the line is straight

>>74064282
is that Ron Weasley's little sister?
she's aged TERRIBLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pjKjncwFBw

didn't rate PNL in the past but i really rate them these days

*packs the midfield*

>>74064299
Population used to be the ultimate power now it doesn't

>>74064330
shoulda gone to spec savers

>>74064317
a non existent thing cannot hold a definition

>>74064333
I'm Anglo-Indian and more British than you

>>74064335
nonce

>>74064348
listen to 13 block

>>74064299
>no british colonization

it's hard to just ignore that la

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-33618621

>>74064299
it's getting better!

>>74064283
40 x 2 / .05 + a = 18 m/s if we're accounting the mass of the object

>>74064364
>Anglo Indian
good lad

>>74064330
don't worry it's mostly going to be wasted on inefficient apps programmed by indians

>>74064299
extractive economic institutions

hypocrite

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'member when they said global warming would reach catastrophic levels by 2020 and the world would be ending?

well its nearly 2020 now and things are not nearly that bad yet.
really gets the neurons churning

>>74063066
tfw no yank gf to watch f1 with and listen americana with

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>>74064135
maybe

>>74064299
India had little to offer other than trade of goods not available in Europe and crumbled when access to these goods became easier

>>74064438
MOROCCAN

>>74064377
>the british empire de-industrialised india

ah yes

>>74064412
>inefficient apps programmed by indians
more like koreans

orientals love slow bloatware

>>74064429
global warming is a lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UsIQFFffU4 choon

>>74064429
>tfw remeber watching day after tomorrow making of thing in 2004 iirc and jake gyllenhall or whatever saying we could see scenes like this in a decade

>>74064373
france's trap scene is really good

don't mess with me sunshine

>>74064429
Funny how everyone bangs on about the west lowering their emissions and stuff but totally ignore China haha

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anyone fancy knocking up some spicy wojaks

>>74064466
how does that post make me moroccan

"just sit on a dick. It's science you'll like it." - Bill Nye The "Science" goy

>>74064363
I was referring to your second sentence only

>>74064493
*shoves you*
BACK OFF NERD

>>74064505
is he wrong?

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me

>>74064299
the mughals fucked up india desu

>>74064494
>ignore china

Other way around

>>74064520
refer to my first sentence

>>74064521 >>74064521
>>74064521 >74064521 >>74064521
>>74064521

n >>74064521 ew

>>74064521new

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>>74064494
China does way more than anyone in creating sustainable green tech.

90% of what the West does is completely useless

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> is that Ron Weasley's little sister?
> she's aged TERRIBLY

>>74064559
>mughals
funny way of spelling bongs

>>74063066
photo is from california.... retard...

Britain don't got no redwoods.

>>74064576
*gazes upon your first sentence again*
you are wrong

>>74064612
Not that funny lad Mughal is a traditional British name

Many corner shops bear it

>>74064612
>bongs

FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY

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310

>>74064664
HOWLING~!~!

>>74064639
what the fuck kind of stupid fucking analysis is this
where did i claim it was from britain
sit down you fat spastic

>>74064651
say you had a jug full of water
then you poked a hole in said jug
within your hands would not materialize a new jug, it would always be the same old jug
but now the jug would lack, day by day, its water, until it was empty, and useless
that's all

https://www.rt.com/uk/386110-sturgeon-scottish-independence-referendum/

Not wanting to get ahead of myself or anything but maybe Scottish people are getting less stupid?

>>74064066
No you didn't