/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

Why does the Chingchong emperor have such long nails?

>>74062177
good thread

>>74062177
hmmm, I wonder who could have possibly drawn this political cartoon

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>>74062177
feel like pure shit need hong kong back x

East India Trading Company apparently forced Japan to start trading Internationally. How can you force someone to trade?

>>74062439
just bring her back

>>74062371
some french newspaper in 1898

http://gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/bpt6k716261c/f8/

>>74062177
需要帮忙吗

got stranded like a retard

>>74063001
haha what

>>74062439
I know that feel.
>Qingdao never back again

We're 12 next one is the 13th.

>>74063146
spent 20 minutes waiting for replies in the previous thread

>>74063238
it's alright
stay closer together next time

>>74062475
when you win a war

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>>74063304
i shall not repeat that mistake

>>74063357
this

did the french guy finish making the logo

>>74063476
no

>>74063189
>losing Berlin, and entire Germany to immigrants in a few years
>still gloating on the past
you never win world wars, let alone win battles to protect your own country's survival. lmao

did some yellow muzz just try to lecture one of us

>>74062177
>constantly bullied by pakis and Arabs
>no balls to confront them
>make post bullying chinks
Not-So-Great Britain anymore lol

>>74063590
bloody perrie hurry up we need this logo

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>south east AYYsians

>>74062177
FUG ALL OF U IMPERIALIST PIGS!!!!!!!!
YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!11

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>>74063593
>>74063688

>>74063668
did some cheese eating surrender monkey grow whatever balls he has left from facing immigrants to talk back

>>74062552
I was being sarcastic about how everyone but france and their m8 russia was ugly looking

>>74063755
doesn't work lol

>>74063829
lol ok i love foreigners now

>>74063752
Don't worry Chinabro. Immigration is drowning them out already. It's costing them everything.

>>74063877
Good. Start loving the immigrants to your country too

>>74063901
stop samecunting

>>74063593
Thos coming from a country founded by the arab rapebabies of a native population that didn't even consider that a bad thing makes this a pretty weak indult.
Malaysia is literally the product of what might become our worst case scenario.

>>74063938
coming to your country*

>>74062177
Best thread

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>>74063901
HAHA YEAH

>>74063945
stop being a cunt

>>74063981
>Malaysia example of worse case scenario
>with GDP growth of 5.0% in 2015
>total GDP of US$26300+ per PPP
>most popular destination for expat to buy property
>one of popular place to travel around
If this is the worse case scenario, then by all means increase immigration please

>>74063996
Koreans are now special guests to all future threads

>>74064249
>Malaysia
>60% Muslim
In 100 years we might approach your level of shitholeness.

>>74063996
>little servant of Japan master race checking in

>>74064249
>comes into /fug/
>tries to brag with its tiny economy
Thats too funny.
I like you ASEAN countries, but you guys in particular surrendered to Mohammads cock way too fast to shittalk us about surrendering to immigrants.

>>74064336
if a country with GDP of $26300+ in PPP is a shithole to you, why not move to Somalia.
I heard their lives are fun, dodging bullets and shit.

>>74064249
>in 1954 Malaysia was 45% Chinese
>today it's 25%
lmao and you are talking about us being endangered by the muzzie immigration. shouldn't throw stones in the glass house etc.

>>74064017
>Corbyns
this is tonibler tier

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>>74062177
remember you selling us optium? Nigger lemme tell you sumthing, CCP approves and funds this, enjoy your Chyna drugs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>74064450
>if x is a shithole, why not move to an even worse shithole

>>74064443
>Surrendered to mohhamed cocks
Isn't that what your countrywomen do during 2015 New Year's eve celebrations?

>>74064464
Wish I got to write for the Daily Mail, would be fun as fuck to write all the made up tabloid stories

>>74064453
Jokes on you man. I am a Malaysian native.
Why the fuck do i worry about immigration for.

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>>74064462
yeah based gommie cobyn start a revolution yo

>>74064450
>GDP of $26300+ in PPP
Dude, thats less than Poland and any Baltikum state

>>74064606
then check out gatesofvienna.com
their articles are soul wrenching on the refugee crisis for you Britfags

>>74064539
Go back surrendering yourself for immigrants to beat you to pulp froggy

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>>74064464

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

>t.guy who is now whiter than the average britcuck which is now a paki rape baby called mohumud or some shit

>>74064551
That was a topic because here its illegal, while in your country thats normal.

>>74064649
better than lousy African nations.

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>>74064821
gratz

>>74064821
Actually its lower than Equatorial Guinea. You guys can't even beat african countries.

>>74064803
it's also illegal in our country.
it made news because the "rape victims" enjoy it lmao

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>>74064734
YESSSS

>>74064734
you're very welcome to help Argentina

kill yourself ryan

ITT: some bitter brown manlet from Magaysia trying to feel relevant by talking to the pioneers of western civilisation

and some underage yank proxyfagging as China

>>74064951
Get beheaded Britfag

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>>74064030
didnt have to say that im doing my best

>>74065064
Trying your best to be a pussy?

>>74065012
malaysia is a northern direland poster with a proxy
which the nonce uses because he has a static IP

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>>74064606
>>74065012
BUT ITS REAL, WE SELL IT TO ALL OTHER CUMWEALTH TOO, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyone else getting into serbian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lasqcE0ypEo

>>74065191
Not before, but now I am. This is pretty good.

>>74065281
randomly wandered there while listening to balkan war meme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_ZMouBnEjU

>>74064877
yay

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>>74062177
https://infogr.am/Share-of-world-GDP-throughout-history

>1820-1913

>>74064878
And yet their quality of life is among worst, not to mention an IQ of 59. You must be out of mind saying we lose to African countries.

>>74065191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

>>74065012
ITT: Bitter Germs and Britbongs trying to escape from their crisis in reality turn to nostalgia to do so instead of trying to fix the crisis
Western civlization has long been on decline. Just look at the arts and what people feel is "high culture" when it's just lowly mass-produced pop culture being passed off as "high culture" among the youth.

>>74065525
>IQ of 59
>still more successful than Malaysia
Makes you really think.

What's a stereotypical french dog? Gonna make some OC. Thinking of a poodle?

>>74065155
>Running out of rebuttals
>blames proxyfagging
Typical whites. No wonder immigration crisis is still ongoing, because instead of facing it to fix it, you run away. Cowards.

hey guys x

>>74065641
yet lesser IQ refugees managed to rule over you Germfags and terrorize you all into submission.

>>74065679
>rebuttals
i've only made two prior posts in this thread ryan, stop being so paranoid

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>>74065632
>Bitter Germs
ohhh thanks for reminding me bro, ALL HAIL BASED MERKEL

>>74065579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc4OO8OEUV4

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>>74065641
GERMANY YESSS

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>>74065632
He predicted it

>>74062177
rus and france are fucking desu

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>>74062177
>22nd March 2017
>Woke up seeing news 5 dead and 22 injured from some nut driving on pedestrian street
>It is a good day

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>>74065864
>2015 New Year's Eve
>Mass Sexual Assault
>Police Chief told victims to be modest around immigrants

Germany
Yes

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>tfw no katyusha gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG2dJAF1MRM

>>74065763
whatever you say, Mohammed

>>74065887
Russia is now China's bitch and France is now surrendering herself to immigrants.

>>74065866
I have long oberserved it my friend.
I'm just watching the karma going into full circle after your little adventures caused untold suffering around the world centuries ago.
Enjoy while it lasted, Kraut.

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>I have long oberserved it my friend.
>I'm just watching the karma going into full circle after your little adventures caused untold suffering around the world centuries ago.
>Enjoy while it lasted, Kraut.

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>Anonymous 04/25/17(Tue)19:34:56 No.74066202
>>>74065763
>whatever you say, Mohammed
>Anonymous 04/25/17(Tue)19:36:28 No.74066257
>>>74065887
>Russia is now China's bitch and France is now surrendering herself to immigrants.
>Anonymous 04/25/17(Tue)19:37:56 No.74066325
>>>74065866
>I have long oberserved it my friend.
>I'm just watching the karma going into full circle after your little adventures caused untold suffering around the world centuries ago.
>Enjoy while it lasted, Kraut.

>>74066454
fucken saved

>>74062265
apparently it was used to denote that the person did not do manual labour like some subhuman peasant

>>74066325
I'm going to enjoy a better life than you will ever have right here and now my friend.
Once we are 60% Muslim and poorer than Poland I might consider moving to Malaysia for a better life.

>>74066325
Colonialism having led to the creation of butthurt third worlders like you is the single strongest argument against it.
Luckily our own aren't so retarded.

>>74066710
>Luckily our own aren't so retarded.
Merkel beg to differ, and so is almost all of your countrymen.
>Colonialism having led to the creation of butthurt third worlders like you is the single strongest argument against it.
Colonialism is also why immigration and islamization of your country happens too, because Germans see better cultures than your own boring ones, so they wanted to mix and intergrate.

>>74066685
>I'm going to enjoy a better life than you will ever have right here and now my friend.
Until some immigrant robbed and stabbed you to death.
>Once we are 60% Muslim and poorer than Poland I might consider moving to Malaysia for a better life.
Please don't. Step foot on our land and we will straightaway deport your sorry ass back to Germanistan.

>>74066454
>Copypasta greentext comments
>Put some 'funny' picture
What's the matter, can't handle the truth?

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>What's the matter, can't handle the truth?

>>74066869
>Merkel beg to differ, and so is almost all of your countrymen.
What are you even on about? Merkel had never anythung to do with our former colonies and they don't come here either.

would you faggots stop arguing and tell china to fuck off with their artificial islands in the West Philippine Sea

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friendly reminder to keep /fug/ clean

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>>74067025
>Behind the Britbong's screen

>>74067082
stop

>>74067095
>Can't even defeat Abu Sayyaf
>Dares to tell China to fuck off
k

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>>74067082
>What are you even on about? Merkel had never anythung to do with our former colonies and they don't come here either.
It's how your countrymen are brainwashed to hating yourselves.
Pic related. That's how it began.

>>74067156
very good post

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>>74067451
>einem Inferno wie es die Weltgeschichte noch nie gesehen hat

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>>74067156
>>74067742
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you think you can stop me? double-digit IQ cuckboi?
VIVE LA FRANCE YO

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takes 1 click lol

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>>74067912
FRANCAIS YEESSSSS

>>74067156
>friendly reminder to keep /fug/ clean
To prevent your pride being hurt by some "turd worlders" bantz

>>74067997
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/anti-fascist-protesters-clash-paris-police-riot-marine-le-pen/

As if immigrants rioting and torching the streets wasn't bad enough.

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>>74068071
>To prevent your pride being hurt by some "turd worlders" bantz
fist worders don't know how to change IPs, I'm a filthy toothless bong nao HUEHUEHUE

>>74068145
>As if immigrants rioting and torching the streets wasn't bad enough.
brah, DIVERSITY IS DA KEYYYY ;^)

>>74064464
No idea why the emperor of china objected to recreational drugs
Of course i am not referring to your country, because Taiwan, not the communists, are the legal successors

epic thread, simply epic
why do foreign scum ruin everything they touch

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>>74068809
>foreign scum ruin everything
IMPORT MOAR

>>74068071

>bantz

silly monkey you will never be able to banter, anyway isnt your country *actually* overrun by muslims, maybe you are a mohammedan, although i am surprised a wog can speak english so maybe you are just a tourist

hehe look at my epic proxy la-
*click*
w-what? you hid my post!?

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>>74069018
NIPPON SLAYYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW9Uudkx42g
listening to this rn

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>tfw ywn shoot pudgy yellow monkeys in funny dresses with the lads

Or will we?...

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Just dumping. Honestly, I kinda like China.

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>>74069149
listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZm0tUMPmvo&index=39&list=LL3lQXy0cjlqHVk5h3ABawVQ&t=102s

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>>74069231
I LIKE USA TOO
USA USA USA

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Last one.

>the chinese twat and the malay ape were the same proxymong all along
who could have predicted

>>74069241

nah listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkJf9efNYPg

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>>74069342
don't go WE MISS YOU

>>74069342
ignore the mong he's a VPN

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got one too

>>74069342
thank you for once

anyone else's cooldown keeps locking ?
quite bothersome

>>74069453
crikey
bloody slit-eyes

thread got slow


>>74070705

>Shartna

ok Marine Le Pen just finished her prime time on TF1 aka channel 1.

thread pls dont die
what is your favourite thing from each of the other cunts
France-food
Germany-Mercedes

I had to tell my parents I voted for Marine le Pen and they were sad, wat do lads :(

>>74071439
For me It's the people in Germany. Very conformist to society's expectations, which I like because it basically means they are mannered.

Not only that but the architecture in Germany is a big plus for me. They seem to take tcare of their buildings and use colours whenever they can, so their cities are colourful as opposed to Englands bland red / grey brick houses.

France has old style building but they lack colour.

For the french I'd say food just like you did, but also the fact that they maintain that old architecture style that I love.

>>74071597
Tell them they are sheeple and need to take the red pill. Then show them breitbart and milo videos

>>74071439
- posh qts
- federalism

>>74071597
t. vanguard

>>74071439
France
beautiful villages and nature

UK
Impressive history

>>74071597
why would you tell them that?

>>74071597
send them a video of muslims being peaceful in paris or sweden

desperation bump

>>74072044
yeah that's pretty mean, Dieter.

>>74073070
mine told me not to go to sweden after the attacks
i told her that i would have to avoid every single place with muslims and she agreed
yet she hates the FN, i don't understand

>>74071439
I like the philosophy and politics of the UK - that is the classical liberalism of people like John Locke and John Stuart Mill and Adam Smith and I like that it always tended to be ruled by moderate common sense politics (Cromwell may be the exception).

Britain also tried to be fair to other European countries except when the balance of power was threatened as under Napoleon and Hitler where they were sometimes the only nation keeping up the fight which is pretty admirable imo


As for France I appreciate the great cultural legacy they had on Europe, we have a ton of palaces in Germany that were influenced by the Versailles
of Louis XIV and Gothic architecture came from France as well and Voltaire and Montesquieu were also pretty cool guys.
And after WW2 they were surprisingly quickly ready to forgive us and become friendly with us when we had just fought two pretty horrible world wars against each other and had pretty much been enemies for a century.

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>>74073491
Eh, idk, deluded, probably doesnt care much anyway


>>74071439

Germany
(historically)
medieval legacy in architecture, culture and interaction (very autonomous cities/towns/villages with distinct character, strong class connections / relationship based feudalism / old and varied law / regional individualism

(currently)
Beer
Sausages
forests
castles
France
(formerly)
aesthetic / high culture, fashion+architecture
Imperial/ new rome theme under the Napoleons+ into early 20th.c

(currently)
wine
hauté cuisine
countryside
chateaus

>>74074544
i wish this was germany (in the picture)
What the fuck was the point of taking all that away?

>>74075325
i would have to agree with you what was the point

>>74075873
can you repeat the question?

post music from your country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-tP3eSXLyo

>>74075325

Stalin wanted land in the East for himself that he could take through the Western Ukrainians he was integrating into the USSR. Our land. We were defenders in the war, yet we were about to lose a shit ton of land and get exiled from it. To make that look as something else than what it was we were given (less) German clay at the same time and since Germans just lost a war of aggression and a huge propaganda machine against them was just winding down taking anything from them was easy. Especially since Cucksvelt was so eager to agree to whatever Stalin asked for.

And so now were between Ukrs, who think they should've gotten everything all the way to the Pirenees, Ruskies who's public opinion always wants more land no matter what context and Krauts, who's nationalists are frothing at the gob at us instead of the Ruskies. Fantastic.

>>74076267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gC_152tUQo

hello friends i am here

>>74076700
good music

>>74076750
y-you too

i don't understand the dynamic behind /fug/
sometimes it's really fast and tthen it goes randomly back to being ded.

>>74076731
hello again

official powerranking of literature:
1.Britain
2.France
3.Germany

>>74076970
>again
?

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>>74075325
Stalin had autism, really wanted (even) moar land

that pic was actually close to what the allies had agreed upon, stalin then just went ahead and did what he want while pretending that wasnt what he was doing.
Part of the reason for the cold war starting, all the lying.

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>>74077017
Seen the same post before so assumed it was the same poster

>>74077097
might be
have posted it before
are you stalking me?

>>74076979
>make a new ranking and put yourself in the last spot
well done

>>74077200
this german mentality has got to stop lads

>>74077134
no i am just observant

>>74071439
I appreciate the British sense of humor and banter actually quite a bit. Thats why I always find it particularly sad how butthurt many brits on the internet come across when they tried to force it, the lightheated if somewhat meanspirited banter of the brits is fantastic.
Also your sense of decorum and politeness that many of you have managed to preserve.
I always hope Britain can find back to the time (Victorian Era and earlier) when the british gentleman was quite rightly considered to be a model to aspire to.

I know its a clichee to say you like french food, but they make such godlike pastries. The architecture is also very nice. I never understood people going to Paris to see french culture though. Its a nice city, but you find way more of french architecture in smaller cities and with the chateaus. If there is one thing I admire though, its, ironically, their will to fight for their right and wishes. As annoying constant strikes might be, and as desctructive revanchism had been, its still admirable to fight for what you believe in so passionately and with so much fortitude.

>>74077200
it's objectively true
if it makes you happy, this is also my top 3 ranking worldwide, probably
the americans might be a close fourth

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What british people think of Game Of Thrones?

Are they proud that most of the actors in this TV show are british?

>>74077246
i'm calling the police

>>74077280
she's ugly but I still want her nudes

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>>74077367
ask and ye shall receive
also got is garbage

>>74077251
>Also your sense of decorum and politeness that many of you have managed to preserve.

How would you compare it to German etiquette?

>>74077432
from my experience its not really politeness but rule following in Germany

>>74077416
is she fucking TRYING to look as much like gollum as possible now?

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>>74077490
what's the difference

>>74077416
>garbage
sorry lads that should have read rubbish

>>74077552
they dont actually consider other people its more just because they have to
does this make sense

>>74077432
Germans, on average are 'busy', we don't take time for gestures of politeness besides what is "expected" and would lead to disruption of social harmony if not followed, which is the reason for 99% of politeness you'll eve see from a german.
We're a lot more direct in that regard, in germany a lot of polite phrasing and gestures would be considered disruptive.

>>74077632
The true spirit of being mannerly is to be orderly, not because you have feelings for people.

>>74077632
>>74077735
yeah i always thought of it like this: >>74077735, since you're supposed to be polite towards people you dislike too
idk tho

>>74077723
Sounds very sensible and smooth

>>74077735
and thats what I think is the difference between English politeness and German

>>74077788
I don't mind it, but the british way is a lot more charming.
Its functional but brits manage to be a lot more likeable in their etiquette.

now this is a conversation i feel really excluded from

>>74077961
... I honestly don't really have a image of french etiquette. Besides getting too much into my face.
How do you guys see british/german manners?

>>74077961
I'M SO SORRY

but seriously, the french idea of politeness is one of the few i can't wrap my head around. was in a bar once and absent-mindedly drinking from a glass i THOUGHT was mine. this french guy turns around and tells me: "oh, i am so sorry monsieur, i didn't know i had been drinking from your glass all night"

like how the fuck could this be considered the polite way of responding to an honest mistake?

>>74078004
I second this question

>>74077961
we all know the stereotype (that is true) about rude Parisians

>>74078073
To be fair, parisians are often rude because tourists bug them about directions all the time as if they were tourguides.

>>74078073
When I went to Paris they didn't seem rude to me in the slightest!

>>74078117
I wouldn't say they are any more rude than Londoners its just a city thing

>>74077723
It should be added that our language distinguishes between casual and formal speech, e.g. addressing someone as "du" (casual 'you') or "sie" (formal 'you'), which sort of codifies politeness/distance without further need of elaboration.

>>74078004
can't speak for everyone but for me everything's been said above, polite brits and semi-autistic germans that only goes for you gentlemen though, the few contacts i've had with some lads on tour they were, well, working class

>>74078019
i honestly can't imagine a particularly french way of politeness, just regular normal polteness

>>74078180
as does ours

I must also say I dont want to jinx myself but so far this thread has been very polite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY
I absolutely love british humor though. Its actually pretty similar to german humor, which is why Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean and Blackadder mostly) is so ridiculously popular here.

I never got to enjoy french humor much because of the language barrier, only ones I know are Luis de Funés movies, because the german dub was hilarious and I watched a few with subtitle.

>>74078180
Well thats more contra british, but thats true yeah. It does take getting some used to to use "You" for everyone in english.

>>74078278
>Its actually pretty similar to german humor
I'm not too certain about that. Based on what I've seen British humour is very often self-deprecating; the funny man is funny because he is actually a bit pathetic and yet tries to remain dignified despite things not working out as he intends. I can't find all that much in German comedy. Perhaps when it comes to characters like Loriot or older shows like Ein Herz und eine Seele (which was based on a British comedy show) but otherwise not that much. The funny man in Germany is in my experience more often someone who disregards rules and norms and gets away with it.

>>74078432
I meant it in the sense of being strongly slapstick based and being fairly "dark", misfortune of someone is often the source of humor in both of them and german humor often makes fun of someone trying to appear smarter/more skilled than they really are.

>>74078253
how about you go fuck yourself

>>74065632

I think you can not understand when you do not live in country with such an interesting history like France or Germany or England .

>>74071439
France - women, music, history
Germany - taking the fall after we caused all those horrible things in the last century

>>74078278
>Luis de Funés movies
Is he even particularly popular or considered very funny in france? The german dub was very different from the original in text.

>>74078619
he certainly is, all his films are very loved though i haven't heard about them in a while (but i'm not the best barometer for that)
personally i've never found his face gimmicks too amusing as a child but i still loved his movies

>>74078619
his films used to be fillers on TV for years and years
yes he's considered one of the great, with Coluche, Desproges (for the oldest, most classical)

Amonger newer humorists I like Florence Foresti, her film Hollywoo (sic) is good banter with the USA.
She plays the dubbing voice actress for a famous US soap that gets cancelled. She decides to go to Hollywood to convince the lead actress (which she was dubbing) to stop the cancellation of the show.

I also like Chris Esquerre, an absurdist, and Albert Dupontel, who often plays the maniac/neurotic tough guy.

Dupontel and Foresti are very famous (they happened before the youtube generation (Norman, Cyprien...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7NbxyKXLC8

Also this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Cité_de_la_peur

Also Gaspard Proust (right-wing politically incorrect)

>>74078773
>>74078904
>>74078942
Interesting, I'm going to look at those. Thank you.

>>74078511

Other humour is making fun of the fool or making fools out of others

British humour follows the man who accidentally appears the fool and has to somehow maintain his dignity as things go wrong

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Will the thread die?
Is this the end?

>>74079958
the sun never sets on our triumvirate

>>74079958
No matter how often we may fall, we will always rise again.

>>74079962
The sun never sets on /brit, seems to everywhere else.
But tired of /brit tbqh, cant talk about much without being hatted or rorke'd

lets talk battle plans for our united empire

>>74080052
Remove kebab
Remove feminist
Remove nog
Remove communist

>>74080104
can't see a flaw in this

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>tfw pure /deutsch/ is dead
In other news
>5-6/10 Asian grill pops up at gym
>comes to the treadmill right next to mine
>many empty ones
>she did this same thing last week
Is there something here?

>>74080213
Start a conversation with her

>going in a gym to run on a treadmill
i will never understand those people

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>>74080508
LOL good one.

>>74080546
I can't lift anymore. I ruined my lower back and now it takes me a whole minute to pee.

>>74080603
but why not run outside...

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>>74080624
Nobody runs outside anymore

>>74080670
that means less filthy normies to bother you!

>>74080708
Ree

>>74080624
Il fait froid dehors Didier...

>>74080708
But then I won't get a 3dfu

>>74080801
why would you want a 3dfu when you can get a 2d one...
you're not making any sense my american friend

Has liberal democracy made the world boring?
I think so
Most of them (liberals) find their excitement in fiction and dedicatw themselves to it, to make up for the emptiness in the world.
Also liberalism is moral syphilis and has damaged our civilisation.

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>>74080835
2ds don't love you back though. That's the key point you're missing!

>>74062177
>that samurai looking guy in the right
what is he doing with bad white boys desu

>>74080932
absolutely and utterly wrong
in fact 2ds are the only ones to truly love you unconditionally

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>not making autistic, perfidious, expansion plans for the anglo-germanic-franco union
can you even call yourself european if you don't do this

>>74080977
But I like Italy and Spain :(

>>74081007
your opinions do not matter, new worlder

>>74081007
We do too, thats why we want to conquer them.

In reality all europeans love eachother too much, thats why we constantly try to incorporate eachother into our territories. To be closer.

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>>74080973
You blind fool

>>74081028
A-a-arrête!

>>74081030
I like Italy and Spain but wouldn't give a shit about all the others. But do you really think they too want to be closer? I mean I don't hate Anglo-Canadians but I sure hate living with them.

>>74081180
>But do you really think they too want to be closer?
Your mistake is thinking it matters what they want.

>>74081237
:DDd

>>74080603
>LOL good one.
I'm serious

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12827970

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12827970

>>74082528
get the fuck outta here, negro.

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Why does france have so many cute girls? Its unfair.
You should share more.

After watching a load of films, it seems like being a doctor in a low-work position, like in the arctic on a research station or in a small billage or on a ship, is the most comfy and least demanding thing to do.
Shame i never really liked chemistry enough, decided on archeology instead which is somewhat comfy sometimes but a lot less money

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>>74082966

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karen karen karen

>>74063778
I mean I've never seen an attractive Englishwoman, German or Chinaman, so I don't think this is because of any sort of bias

>>74077280
haven't seen the show lmoa but I head its shit
read the books and they were ok for fantasy
>Are they proud that most of the actors in this TV show are british?
not really proud but I suppose it's nice

why u for brits? because they are ugly?

>>74062475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hqf7XhmW-Y

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>>74086622
Why do the Indians so consistently blow the fuck out of the Brits?

reddit is the pinnacle of human achievement

>>74084316
wew is that real?

>>74087097
nah it's an American lookalike. Dead ringer though

>>74087170
apart from Karen, the other two seem forced.

Are there no quintessentially French or German girls in anime?

just been over at russia-chan trolling them with my broken russian

might take a break and text the 7/10 chink girl I matched with earlier and/or get another cup of tea

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>want some brownies
>my dad and his STUPID threads are in the kitchen
fucking hell end my life NOW

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Hmmn...

>>74087269
Are you shitting on Franimation ?

>>74064249
Why do turd world countries always do this?
No one takes you seriously, please stop deluding yourselves.

>>74064017
>pakis have no originality whatsoever
>they literally ALL call their spawn "Mohammed"
>people still use this fact as some sort of proof that pakis are a majority

wew

Fucking Ming Dynasty had one of the most powerful navy at its time and they decided not to go imperialist like the European. Instead they let themselves get invaded by these horse-riding shitters from the North. Such a disgrace for us Han Chinese, then we got bullied by the Europeans and Japs because the Qing is bunch of faggot for not utilizing the people that invented gunpowder and artillery better. Then just when thing to start looking better after Han Chinese kicking out the Manchurians and starting Republic of China, Japs is coming to fuck with us again. After kicking the Japs out, we have now the commies fucking with us and now still controlling the nation. Out of all the shit we invented/developed throughout history,why can't fascism be one of them?

>>74087811
update: they're still in there

>>74087269
>Asuka as a german girl seems forced
tu quoi ? Just because she isn't spammed by some autistic guys in droves doesn't mean she isn't the most well known german girl in anime.

>>74064355
>literal 3rs world shithole
>sucked brit cock, arab cock, indo cock, indonesian cock, american cock, chink cock, jap cock
>full of koreaboos
>fugly hijabi girls
>mudslimes

>>74089834
>One of highest suicide rate in the world
>Plastic surgery copypasta faces
>Is a bitch of amerifats, nips, and China
>Most koreans I met love nip culture more than their own
>Christfag wannabes. Some of the most insane Christfags come from the plastic nation
You need Allah

>>74088645
>No one takes you seriously
Until that is when they settle down in your country at waves

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>>74087269
asuka is clearly german
dont know the frenchie though

>>74075325
Stalin thought the Oder-Neiße border was more defensible against a unified block-free Germany. He originally did not want Eastern Germany to be part of his influence sphere, he would have prefered a big neutral Germany in the middle of Germany. Look up the Stalin Notes.

Doesn't excuse ethnic cleansing of course. As a descendant of real refugees from that area I'm still mad.

Is this a new general ?

>>74090807
about a week old now

>>74090807
It is. Started last week, I think.

How are you today, /fug/?

>>74079045
I'd never heard it put that way before but that's pretty insightful.

>>74090835
>>74090836
Wow that's a fresh general
I hope it doesn't turn to shit like /fr/

>>74090890
whats wrong with /fr/? i've heard its comfy but I can't know for sure because im not fluent and I get bullied out for my flag

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>>74090890
>/fr/
>shit
Compared to /brit/ or /deutsch/ at least we have discussion there. It's not incredibly hollow shitposting.

>>74090958
Full of normalfags

/fug/>/fr/>/brit/>/deutsch/

https://discord.gg/5gCpvvt
https://discord.gg/5gCpvvt
https://discord.gg/5gCpvvt
official /fug/ discord. has over 30 members, come join

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>>74091011
That only means you come at normalfags hours and thus you are a normie yourself.
>>74091071
I'd put both /brit/ and /deutsch/ as equally shit desu

>>74087959
I always liked french animation and belgian comics more than mango or animu anyway. shame because all the french artists are weaboos now.
Lastman was cool though.

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do this with 4chanX if you want /fug/ clean

>>74071439
France and Germany - amazing culture, above the UK in that, landscapes and amazing early history

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>>74091322
France animation is really fantastic but everyone go to the US to work on soulless corporate project because that's where the money is
Pic related is the reason why. French animation isn't even popular in France when it's absolutely top tier.
Stupid self depreciating morons. If only we knew how good we have it.

>>74091339
is malaysia still here? fucking lel

>>74086622
hahaah

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>>74091664
I remember Bob Morane from my childhood, good times

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>>74091828
more like boob morane

>>74091664
>French animation isn't even popular in France
Thats a shame, its really good. I never watched wakfu and co. itself but I saw the animation and it really doesn't need to hide itself.
Is it really just people being convinced it can't be good because its not japanese/american, or is it a lack of advertisement?

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>>74092312
A bit of both actually. It isn't as bombastic or exotic so people tend to take it for granted.
And it's a shame because there is a certain refinment behind it but no, people want the new Dreamworks, one piece or the ugly as sins CGI cartoons mass marketed for everyone instead of learning how to appreciate something good.

If Le Pen doesn't win this election, will there be another le pen type candidate in the next one?

>>74092626
yes

le pen

>>74092626
There will be the legislative elections a month after where the FN will do some good scores.
But yeah, next presidential election we can expect Marine Le Pen to enter again. The FN is rising and rising for 30 years. No way she'll stop there.

>>74092626
there's been one every election for the past 40 years

>>74092626
Le Pen won't give up. She'll be waiting for in five years in case Macron screws up.
And ultimately, people selling the population castles in the clouds based on "we're a strong indypendent country who needs no one" will always exist.

>>74092690
well, I mean one that is as successful as Le Pen now

>>74092760
>>74092760
>>74092760
>>74092760
>>74092760
new
nouveau
neu

>>74092564
>>74092825