/v4/ + friends

ahoj!

>>74060100
>challenger
more like challenged

>>74060100
Czechs are subhumans.

Also, hej!

>>74060881
>state that almost nobody knows exists
>state that has almost identical name AND flag with another state
>state that was, is and will be completely irrelevant in every way
>state that makes abhorrent posts
>state that nobody likes

Slovenians truly are Canadians of Europe

>>74061338
All aplies to c*echs

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Is the Finn-on-a-business-trip-in-Warsaw present in this thread?

>>74061426
He probably asked some Legia fan why do Poles like communism so much and now he's in a hospital

>>74060881
hej
How's life in Slovenia?

>>74061338
>state that nobody likes
i like slovenia, they are cool.

>>74061416
>

>>74061416
Slovenian-Slovak-Polish crusade against Czech atheist menace when?!

>>74061771
Ever since we moved to the city I hear all too much Bosnian being spoken for my liking.

>>74060100
Privet pepički

>>74060392
kek

How do we get rid of the Austrian and Hungarian menace that divide southern Slavs from the family?

>>74063219
t. Janez von Klagenfurt

Does
>Magyar chigany
Still frequent these threads?
I think it is Grybauskaitė, des

>>74063219
Hungies are honorary West Slavs, but the eternal austro must be removed to make way for the glorious cultural reconnection of Wends and Meds

>>74064316
The only surviving descendants of Wends live in Germany.

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>>74064733

>>74063966
luckily he does

Dobrý večer

>>74065144
jó napot

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What is your nose type? Mine is Roman.

>>74065648
Something between Mongol and Nordic

>>74065180
Jak se? Co deláš?

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>>74065648
2+6
people ask me if I'm a boxer or have been in a car accident a lot

Guys my nose has a bump does that mean I have jewish ancestry? I fucking hope not.

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>>74061416
>slo*aks in charge of handling the banter

>>74065919
hrám farára so spolubývajúcim, ty?

Would you rather be eastern european (aka your current life) or Japanese?

>>74064733
>implying my plans don't include Polabian and Sorbian revival

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>>74067047
>visiting Japan
fuck yes
>being born and living in Japan
god no
Their attitude towards work and upbringing is even more autistic then in Germany
>>74066375
>slo*aks in charge of handling the banter
picrel

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How are you doing tonight lads?
I feel like shit
>go to dance rehearsal for a formal dance cause they need guys and seems neat
>meet my dance partner
>shorter than her
Just kill me now lads, /fit/ lied. Not all of us are gonna make it.

>>74067266
*than
fug

>>74067266
>implying anyone in v4 can take the bantz

lmao have you seen how autistic Czechs and our countrymen can get? They can derail whole thread.

>>74067328
>lmao have you seen how autistic Czechs and our countrymen can get? They can derail whole thread.
Yeah, I've seen you do it plenty of times

post mjuzik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okVMOrgIS-A

>>74067328
It's Polaks who are eager to derail whole threads when baited on Silesia

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>>74067669
pls take them away

>>74067632
aye aye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaK-F8YHPJk

>>74067788 (witnessed)
n-no, you

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>>74067843
too late
this is your wife now

>>74067669
We took it from you back in middle ages because you are FAGGOTS

>>74067632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7auqhgjgig

>>74068045
good

good afertnoon

>>74067632
posting timeless classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAbtxqKgeu4

>>74068222
Spic.

>>74066375
how is it banter if its not even targeted towards us

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>>74067967
we should build a wall
big brick wall
with some barber wire on top

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>>74068222
nice trips

>>74068296
Some of my ancestry is hispanic, yes
>>74068414
thanks m8eight

>>74068034
>We took it from you back in middle ages
Some alternate reality going on there, Leszek?

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>Czech
>Cz
Such an unusual digraph, don't you think?

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>b-but we are the Veleti which means Vandal!

KEK fucking nigger there goes your wewuzing I know you browse this thread you daft cunt who barely finished elementary school

>>74068857
>Czech
>Czar
>...

Native English speaker here; can't think of any other words. Maybe that's just my American education, though.

>>74065648
nordic

>>74069275
Burgerclapgetshot.

>>74066874
jedl jsem pelmeně a díval jsem se na seriál
jsem
jsem unavený

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Čechia?

>>74069482
shit accidentally wrote jsem twice

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La República Checa?

If dubs v4 is subhuman.

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>>74069482
>tpk reštartuješ počítač kvôli updatom a teraz nedostávaš (Ty) za predošlé plagáty

>jsem unavený
choď spať

>>74069531
actually looks way better

I sure as fuck won't force myself to work anytime soon, so what are some fun bideo games that can run on a toaster

>>74070218
runescape
aoe2

>>74069819
jo, znám ten pocit

>>74069993
why?

>tfw undertood half of it but having girl translate it for me word by word and she explains to me how it should be and how to reply
>she saw tpk and asked how old are these people you write with because no one writes it
>had to explain to her that it is only used on this one website
>had to explain to her what (T

>>74070315
torchlight 2 but with someone else
magicka but also with someone else
dont really know, would have to look through my library

>>74070218
I was planning on replaying Oblivion once I've submitted all my coursework for this year

also stop procrastinating
varg.jpg

>>74070218
Give FTL or Hotline Miami a try.

>>74067047
>wanting to have to work to death in an Auschwitz-tier office environment for honor and famiry
no thank you

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>>74070218
Emulated DS games.
Ghost Trick, AA series, 999

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>>74070218
tibia

>>74070476
I always hear they work like ants but any details what's so bad about work enviroment in Japan?

>>74070445
>Hotline Miami
>implying I didn't A/A+ the whole game already
>>74070394
>also stop procrastinating
Back at you mate
>>74070485
>Ghost Trick
I've seen this recommended many times now.
Is it a puzzle game or what? I saw some gameplay vids and it looks strange.

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>>74070684
Puzzle, although most of the focus is on the story and characters. Every level is basically a big rube goldberg machine that you have to change in some way to save people, and timing matters a lot. Gameplay isn't the most complex or detailed, but even so it's (in my opinion) the best game ever made. I could go on and on about why I absolutely adore it but it's better to just see for yourself, just go play it. It's only about 12 hours long or so, depending on how good you are at figuring out the solution to the puzzles.

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>>74070684
fair enough

>>74070618
It's just extremely high-pressure, with a big emphasis on acting as a collective within the work environment. I'm probably stereotyping it pretty heavily, but my impression of Japanese offices is stuff like doing group excercises in the morning, or getting fired because you got sick or ran into train delays during your commute.

How do you call the opposite of a normie?

>>74071038
autist
sperg

>>74070618
Despite the high wages they often work in gommie-tier conditions.
Soulless skyscrapers filled with rooms with no access to windows, long as fuck work hours, very demanding parents, teachers, and superiors, awkward social interactions, and so on. Happiness isn't exactly a priority if you're an average Jap.
They're a 1st world cunt and yet their suicide rate is very high and their birth rate is very low.
It's the country where the hikikomori syndrome and waifu pillows originate from after all.

>>74071038
anon

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>>74070379

1-4 option one
5-0 option two
rolling

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Dogs exist solely to be hugged. Ever slept with a puppy? It's the best shit ever they are so fluffy and warm.

Cats on the other hand are niggers.

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>>74071877
dubs why not both

>>74071821
Where is this from?

>>74072600
OC

>>74072850
Very nice, I like

How long would you survive in a horror movie?

>>74072939
until the antagonist is killed

>>74073041
>yfw you are antagonist

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>>74073078
that's the joke

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goodbye whitey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu5Vw_j-7aY

>>74073268
>are we in fish restaurant?

>>74067328
>autistic Czech
t. lojsza

I hope my last words before I die will be something annoying as my final fuck you to the world I hope I will have a son so I would say ''my biggest regret is that I didn't use a condom'' and see his fucking face

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Reminder polacks are pathetic and thank people who insult them.

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lmao if i fail this fucking matura i will just leave this country to explore world and shit

Dobrou noc

>>74074699
Good luck with it

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>>74074338
absolutely disgusting

>>74074935
I've also seen one guy calling ukrainians ''the closest nation to the Poles''

the cuckdom is real

>>74075024
who is closer to u

>>74074699
i'm going with you then

>>74075858
We have no ''close'' nations to us you cretin.

why are slovaks the most insufferable cunts in dota? they are fucking useless
is it the magyar cigani genes?

>>74075935
fuck you

>>74078416
>blaming your team

hello 1200 MMR

>>74078501
hello 0 13 4 carry

>>74078416
>playing Dota

there is your problem

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>>74078555
>implying you could get matched with me

>2am
>drunk
>on a weekday
>6 hours before I've got to get up for work
Remind me again folks, why the fuck do I do this?

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>>74075858
>who is closer to u
You (You)
>>74078416
>>74078501
>playing assfaggots without friends
Why would you do that to yourself, it's like mental masochism

>google upcoming horror movies
>Leatherface aka ''we have no idea how to call our Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequels anymore''
>new Alien
>new Amityville
>yet another Saw
>Jeepers Creepers 3
>Rings, another sequel no one asked for with an uninspired fucking name

wow so many fresh ideas here

Horrors are stupid anyway

So are the fucking polacks considering even swedes conquered them.

>>74078748
The Witch and the conjuring are the only decent and half decent horrors in last decade

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I tried to say "jste hezká" today. I need a drink now.

>>74079994
mongols cant speak slavic languages, as is proven by my fellow southern citizens

>>74079994
Yeah asians often have problems with european languages.

>jste hezká
How did I do?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ShASefTT1N

>>74080134
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ShASefTT1N

á 2short

unoriginal bump
who up?

One more

morning

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3,000 words completed overnight, four energy drinks consumed, no sleep in nearly 48 hours

>>74084813
That's impressive. You're going to be jaded for the rest of the week though. When is it due?

>>74084888
10,000 words due on May 2nd. I have a complete inability to divide work into multiple sittings so an assignment this size basically drives me insane keeping me up for days at a time.

>there are west slavs
>there are east slavs
>there are southern slavs
>hungary is in the middle of them

What would you classify us as? Some people look kinda south Slavic, some look east Slavic and some look west Slavic. Are we just a mix of all three combined?

>>74084989
Sometimes its better to sit on ideas then write them all down at once. The multiday binge is a bit extreme.

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>>74085081
I would classify you as honorary WE WUZIANS

>>74085081
you are mongols

>>74067632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWjRPRPmESM

>>74085840
>>74085857
no memes please.

Which group are we most similar to genetically, and in mentality? I'd say we're pretty balkanized but I'm not sure

>>74086605
west slavs on genetics level

>>74061338
>state that nobody likes
Slovenia is very nice desu

>>74068857
The "cs" sound is pretty frequent in hungarian

>>74068857
Not our fault other countries can't spell "Č"

>>74086874
>implying

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why do anglos call them cats when they're kots

>>74087358
Its mačka

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>>74087370
>mačka

>>74087370
de ne zajebavaj, i vi kažete mačka?

>>74065648
sadly Nordic

I would love to have kike nose

>>74087939
>he is not in the v5 yet
pimpek

>>74087370
This or cica

>>74088083
what is that supposed to mean, kurwa zajebany?

>>74087370
it's kocúr

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>>74087358
Kocka

I wish we had nukes.

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left or right?

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what will be next?

>>74089645
Left seems more attractive but has no tits.

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made me think

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>>74089717
in left she was anorexic. In right she started working about and became hightest

>>74089724
I'm curious what exactly is so wrong about being content with your gender that the term CIS was even coined.

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modern art is so cool

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>>74089776
>schrodinger's faggot

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>>74089776
>Not being into tall and slender girls with legs for days

>>74089965
might just as well stop pretending that you are straight and fuck some 12y old boy

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>>74090015
Never

Would you let a cute twink give you a blowjob?

Yes.

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last day at work lads. What a time to be alive

post cute girls

>>74089965
Im petite girls fetishist but this is 2 much

>>74089814
>>74089776
>>74089724
>>74089696
islam might not be that bad after all

>Matej Poliak získal bronzovú medailu na ME v Katoviciach,

heh

Are gypsies europeans? What do i call them in my presentation? Keep in mind i cant use words gas and oven.

>>74091161
Call them shitskins or Slovaks.

>>74089301
>they doesn't have nukes

>>74065648
nordic

>>74065648
Mongolian

fuck.

>>74093653
Not very surprising.

>>74065648
I am Greek

>>74084989
>I have a complete inability to divide work into multiple sittings so an assignment this size basically drives me insane
iktf

>>74089301
If we REALLY wanted to, we could have a nuclear arms programme pretty quickly
It's fucking 40's tech, even pajeets can do it

>>74094409
I wanna nuke Prague.

Post hard rock and heavy metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

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>>74093739
I'm not even memeing

gomenasai

>>74094540
>Kickstart my heart
Shoot Em Up was a fun movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKSJNnbHiOQ

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Wut is new in czechoslovakia its too hard to up as a diaspora

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>>74074699
I haven't passed maturity exam either. I'm moving to Prague next week.
Nothing's impossible.

>>74098337
>I haven't passed maturity exam either.
/v4/: literal retards edition

I wish I was white instead of being a sl*v

>>74098520
why would you need a cash box?

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>went to alcohol store where they had Pilsner Urquell
>they don't have it anymore
>close-by store doesn't stock up on Krušovice anymore
Life is kill, had to buy this instead

>>74098408
And yet I'm earning 60k CZK / ~9.5k PLN a month.
And what have you achieved?

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>>74098577
to safekeep family money, of course

>>74098653
but what would prevent a potential thief from stealing the box?
it's small and easy to hide in a backpack

I don't get how 20 something guys can date 16yos or even 18yos I would feel weird dating a girl that is more than 2 years younger than me.

>>74098738
But anon I don't expect anyone to steal it at all, it's for protecting from parents. Just needed some box with locking mechanism instead of pretending that it's safe under some book on my table. That's why I bought cheapest one. I don't expect any burglars.

>>74098642
And I'm earning 600000k CZK a month. What now, faggot?

>>74098739
>not wanting to bang a ripe, tight 16yo
Marcy I know you're a faggot but you're really pushing it now. You stupid cumguzzling nigger.

>>74099008
16yos are fucked in the head she could say I raped her if I piss her off or something.

>>74099075
>not raping her in the first place
wew retarded much?

>>74098520
http://allegro.pl/r358-metalowa-kasetka-na-pieniadze-sejf-ksiazka-18-i6785619656.html

shoulda buy this

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Z lasky k Cesku :3

>>74099803
Wife material

If you were to die right now, what would be your biggest disappointment?

>>74100142
Dying right now

>>74100142
That the last thing I've read is your abhorrent post.

>>74100142
Nothing, I'm pretty content with my life so far.

>things will get better ;)

post shit normies say

>>74100231
Then why live? And if someone is content with being discontent, should they just die?

>>74099337
that looks really dank
doubt they ship it internationally though

>>74100142
myself I suppose, because someone had to go through biggest pain in their life to make my life possible and I didn't use that opportunity at all

>>74100142
being born in the first place
such a shitty timeline in such a shitty world to be born in

>>74098799
No offense intended, but is stealing from one's children a Lithuanian custom, or your family is just poor?

>>74101121
my parents are alcoholics and I decided to 'arrest' their money a couple of months ago, whatever they earn, when they get their salary they give it all to me. when mom needs to go buy something, she can only get money from me then and I always ask her to bring back receipts. I just havent had any place to keep all that money. It's purely so that they dont get any ideas and so that I dont have to ask them to leave the room every time they ask for something, just so that I can hide the location where I put them.

>>74100526
Because I still have a lot I want and can achieve or simply do.

Private collector, Heikendorf, Germany - in July 2015 a virtually "intact" Panther Ausf. G was found in the basement of a private residence near Kiel. Along with other weapons, it was seized by the police and later transported away by the Bundesweh

Fucking working tank. god damn

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>>74102082
Germany: WW2 Panther tank seized from pensioner's cellar
Almost 20 soldiers struggled to remove the tank from a villa on Thursday in a wealthy suburb of Kiel in northern Germany, after police searching the property discovered the tank, a torpedo, an anti-aircraft gun and other weapons in the cellar on Wednesday.

He was preparing for race war.

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>>74102133
telling the newspaper that the owner "was chugging around in that thing during the snow catastrophe in 1978".

what a boss

Ja have a problém. I need to prdnúť but môj roomate je here. What robiť?

>>74102394
plug your butt and do it

>>74102394
prutaj po tichutkú :-DDDDDDDDDDD

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>another realistic dream where I get a qt gf
I don't know how much longer I can last with my brain cvcking me like this lads

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>>74100142
not fucking my classmaster/ that girl from the bus/ that girl from the train/those 4 girls from my high school class/the vietnamese who brings thee post when I had the chance

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>wageslaved for 16 hours straight today

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how is your evening going lads
mine as well as you can see on the pic
>>74104885
rip
i know this feel (although not today)

>>74104647
>tumblr gifs
What's the fucking point of this movement? Why not keep it as a screencap? It's fucking retarded.

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is anybody here good with networking? i may need some help during weekend

I have this annoying feeling in my throat
It kind of 'tickles' or 'itches' when I breathe and with every breath I want to cough, and when I cough, it gets irritated a lot and I cough more and more and more, with sharp sound coming from it. Not even sick or anything, just cant stop coughing.

What the frick do I do

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>>74104647
Ever heard the saying ''people find something when they are not looking for it''? Try not to tryhard and live with this ''MUH DICK I NEED A QT NOW'' love is not a race and if a girl figures out you have this mindset she will think you only want her because you're desperate.

Chill out, live your life in your own pace, talk to the girls the way you would casually talk to some dude without worrying about ''h-how did I fare? I hope she doesn't think X or Y about me'' if she doesn't like you because you stuttered or something she is a cunt not worth the effort anyway.

You stupid fucking slav third worlder.

autoškola anon here

my finals were a fucking disaster

>have to take the written test at 8:00
>everyone finishes at 9:00
>only me and some other girl pass
>some muslim dude that doesn't speak czech presses the button to end the test at the beginning
>gets told that he has to come back in 5 days to take it again
>starts actually crying in the waiting room

and this is where it goes to shit

>waiting in the waiting room for the rides with komisař to begin
>30 min later
>the girl goes first
>2 hours later
>still sitting in the waiting room
>some guy comes out of the test room and tells me that they forgot about me
>great
>tells me that i have to wait til 13:00 for my ride to start
>it's 11:00
>wait for 2 hours at the train station
>leave at 12:50 to go to the spot the guy told me to go to
>get a call from my instructor
>komisař still hasn't done a single test ride, even though there were only two people (me and the girl)
>have to wait ANOTHER hour outside in the rain because komisař is fucking incompetent
>he finally arrives at 14:00
>leaves AGAIN because he needs to talk to someone
>have to wait another 30 minutes for him

i was so fucking tired at that point of waiting that i just wanted to go home

>he returns
>the test ride starts
>drive relatively slowly (10 km/h under the limit)
>leave the town
>he wants to me drive 80 km/h even though it's raining and there's curves everywhere
>bitches about it
>areyoufuckingserious.jpg
>eventually he wants me to park next to a shopping mall
>the place is packed
>he sees a free spot and tells me to park there
>get confused by the way he says it and accidently drive into protisměr
>starts bitching about how i'm a horrible driver and i was driving way too slowly
>when it's raining
>when i'm a beginner

my instructor then told me that he didn't really see anything wrong with the way i drove since the weather was pretty bad

at least i finished the test, but i'm not looking forward to the next test ride

>>74107679
that's a glorious segg

>>74107875
drink some strong tea, preferably add some hard liquor into it
if that doesn't work, go see a doctor, that doesn't sound right, anon

>t, babička's advice

>>74108588
>next test ride
so you failed jízdy?

komisař sounds like a proper dickhead tho

>>74108764
yeah, obviously

instructor then told me that everybody hates him since he's so slow and incompetent, but he's a friend of the owner of the autoškola, so..

>>74108588
>>74108865
sorry to hear that, so many of such cases
well however it ends up you will have experience for anything to come, so I would see it only as good thing no matter what
>>74108614
thanks, I should try that when I can
>that doesn't sound right
yeah its like the second time I have it like that, girl had it and it was for like two months, she had antibiotics from doctor. but literally nothing else, no cold or nose or temperature. seems weird to be 'sick' with only coughing and throat irritation.

>>74107875
apparently, it's super contagious
I got it too

I drink tea and take cetylpyridiniumchlorid
it got better since yesterday

>>74109007
I will take some black lipton tea to work tomorrow then

>cetylpyridiniumchlorid
what is that and how do I get it? is it like cough syrup?

>>74108865
fuck it, man, I swear some of them are literally taking pleasure in telling people to kys

>jízdy
>me and one girl
>she is the first to go, drives pretty good
>at the last moment, the commisar tells her to turn left
>she panics a bit, but does everything (blinkr etc.) accordingly
>after the turn, he tells her to pull over
>pulls over
>you failed
>why?
>you did not turn your head enough

better luck next time m8

>>74108588
>eventually he wants me to park next to a shopping mall
>the place is packed
>he sees a free spot and tells me to park there
>get confused by the way he says it and accidently drive into protisměr
I failed because of this as well
>>74109141
it's sort of mint candy, but it's numbing and antiseptic
you can get it in any pharmacy

My penis is half the size of my dick but almost as big as my cock.

>>74109453
I can see some antiseptics here in online shops but none with cetylpyridiniumchlorid
I think I will manage with something though, there is honey at work. My coworker's in-laws family make their own and export to some EU countries

dobře, jdu spát
dobrou noc

good niight, people

>>74110586
dobrou noc i tobě, kamaráde

>>74107679
What kind of networking?

>>74112703
CISCO but its pretty basic

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>>74112982
Sorry, I don't know much about Cisco hardware and its specifics. I'm a Linux sysadmin, so I only know about networking relevant to Linux servers.

who up?

>>74101319
Shit, I'm so sorry to hear that anon.

morning

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hey lads

>>74122684
ultimate cringe

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>>74122684
>well yes m'lady I engage in the fine sport of airsoft

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r8 my guláš

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Thought about making an omelette for lunch, do you guys have local recipes to spice it up a bit ?
>>74123059
Is that a breakfast ?

>>74123159
yes

>>74123159
post more qt pen

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>>74123234
Looks like it's in some ink of sorts. Tomato soup ?
>>74123309
Can do, give recipe in exchange

>>74123357
I didnt made the gyulas

>>74123059
Not enough meat 5/10 guláš.

>>74123159
kielbasa and paprika

>>74123159
dont let pepa fool you, it may be his breakfast but guláš is not a breakfast meal.

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>>74123059
Stop ruining our cuisine you fucking heretic

Gulyás is supposed to be a LIGHT, easily digestible soup with potatoes, vegetables, some meat and possibly a bit of pasta if you're into that sort of thing. It's supposed to look like pic related, yours looks like thick diarrhea.

Put down the wooden spoon and step away from the stove and nobody has to get hurt.

>>74123357
It's not a tomato soup, it's guláš
>>74125160
This isn't gulyásh, it's guláš
>>74124182
Enough meat for my guláš

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>>74125323
>mhmmmm appetizing and not at all like literal shit

One day you'll pay dearly for having the nerve to desecrate our national dish.

>>74122684
I hope it's ironic.

>>74125509
It's not shit, it's guláš

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>>74125160
>>74125509

What's wrong with women working? They should pull their weight instead of being fucking leeches what sort of cuck wants to provide for another person?

>>74125872
Whats wrong with marcels shitposting? He should start posting original content instead of reposting hate speech from polish imageboards what sort of shitposter wants to make people mad from comments that are not his own?

Whats wrong with czech republic? They pretend to be so above other slavs yet all their ''progressive'' thinking boils down to ''dude porn lmao'' and being a fedora, nazis wanted to germanize Czech Republic not by saying ''hehe you so white you one of us now ;)'' like pepiks with no historical knowledge imply but by expeling pepiks and replacing them with Germans what sort of cuck are they?

Nejvyšší soud bude řešit kuriózní případ bankovní loupeže z roku 2011, při které byli zaměněni dva lidé. Pravý pachatel se po celou dobu vydával za Slováka, jehož doklady zřejmě zfalšoval. Soud proto vydal rozsudek na jméno nevinného člověka. V případu je nyní podaná stížnost ministra spravedlnosti Roberta Pelikána.

lol

>>74126107
Páchateľ ukrajinského pôvodu totiž zneužil doklady s jeho menom. Páchateľ si z banky v roku 2011 odniesol 58.200 korún.

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thx

>>74125160
Hungarian gulyás is shit, I had it in several restaurants in Budapest. Czech guláš is infinitely better, you can be glad we made a good name in the world for your mediocre dish desu

>>74127826
Pepa speaks words of wisdom

I miss being a NEET.

>>74125323
This is gulasz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83N5FO-oD_I

>look in the mirror
>think that I have pretty nice legs and would make a good trap
>I actually look feminine when I have longer hair to the point some people mistook me for a girl

should I follow my destiny?

>>74061338
dont forget the made-up language which is almost identical to czech, just a little bit peasantish, like hungarian and székely

>>74061338
>>state that nobody likes

not sure if you mean Slovenia or Czech Republic

If dubs v4 is subhuman.

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Will we send troops to NK?

>>74130955
r-rude!

i am awake

>>74107679
sure man i'll be here all weekend probably, tell me what you need

https://spectator.sme.sk/c/20519430/lsns-mp-stanislav-mizik-charged-with-extremist-crimes.html

Nazi scum BTFO

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>Looks don't matter just bee yourself anon

>>74133348
Beautiful at every size
-for women only

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My niece will be 1/2 magyar

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fuck it

>>74136068
nice man, i had pizza 2 times this week

>>74136308
I was at work making newspaper today and a local pizzeria put advertisement there that if you buy two same pizzas, you get third same for free. I got interested and I could already feel the taste in my mouth. I went to their website to look at what they have and for how much. Cheapest pizza is 7,20 € or a bit more... so that changed my mind quickly and I just went to the store, bought 5 simple frozen shitty pizzas because I still want to eat it after getting such a big taste for it.

>>74136389
damn thats expensive
i usually order them for 3-4 euros

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>>74136453
mm yeah living in this country is quite expensive

this is from another pizzeria

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>>74136453
>>74136880
and this is from that one which I wanted

>>74136880
>>74137023
>not paying 15 euros for even the most basic of pizzas

>>74137652
>earn almost 8 times less on average than Luxembourg
>price of pizza is just twice less
such is life

new thread
>>74138156
>>74138156
>>74138156

>>74136068
looks better than our frozen pizzas

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Is it rude to break up with GF when she's having her Maturita?

I'm not that happy, but i'd feel like a douche since she'd propably fail and possibly kill herself.

>inb4 underage

>>74140523
I'd wait a bit if I were you. It's just one month.

>>74140575
ok, i fucked up then