/brit/

think i prefer this one desu

>>74059187
good lad

what vid

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>>74059326
kidnap rp
either she deleted it or youtube did, can't remember (i do have a saved copy though)

>>74059810
>>74059840
what do you think that has achieved? fucknut

great thread lads

christ alive not using this

daily reminder that theresa mays sugar tax has ruined orange lucozade

It tastes like pure shite now
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4420614/Shoppers-slam-horrific-new-low-sugar-Lucozade.html

Exquisite thread

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alri

>>74061197

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JwIGVJHDjP

the red numbers

And I only fuck with rich hoes
And I only fuck with thick hoes

daily reminder the sugar tax hasnt gone far enough and we should be doing far more to combat fatness

>>74061288
he's unironically about as "hip hop" as any other canadian hip hop artist
>>74061339
drake's earlier stuff is actually quite good, same with the weeknd's earlier stuff too, but that's because they weren't trying to be something they weren't

now drake's trying to be skepta and the weeknd has just become a canadian knockoff of jason derulo
>>74061364

delet

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don't know whether to wait for her to talk to me or if I should crack and talk to her

>>74061378
Ah yes removing sugar and then adding in harmful artificial sweeteners which are worse than sugar

>>74061318
hello jordan

>>74061378
>combat fatness
think I know what you mean

*attacks your mum with my dick*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwm7MXwTw9M

essential choon

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>>74061118
>don't wanna see me get dark
>turns off the light
every time

can some of the jfs in here do some vocaroos

want to contextualise what sort of JF i'm dealing with here

>>74061428
w-who are you?

>>74061423
>harmful sweeteners
any evidence that aspartame is harmful in the amount required to replace sugar?

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>>74061423
artificial sweeteners are far less harmful than sugar you fucking mong, aspartame is the most studied food additive on the planet and it has been found safe
however, people should just not drink shite like that anyway
recommend you read this book tbqh

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anime

I'm a centrist but honestly the radical centrist meme makes me cringe like fuck
It's never been funny, literally redd.it humour

>>74061448
because of the bloody immigrants and TONY BLARE you cant even tell if someone is actually foreign but posting with a UK flag

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miss her already lads

don't want to go back to being alone, those were dark days

>>74061484
hahaha no way is it actually you
i went to secondary school with you x

>>74061424
>>74061424
so they are braindead, and become conscious, and you want to kill them?

if a coma laden man was brain dead, but guaranteed to generate brainwaves in 25 weeks of his coma, would you pull the plug before then?

it's amazing how justin bieber went from being a laughing stock to actually being a kinda respected pop artist
(he's still shit)

>>74061492
>>74061497
Both wrong and clearly baiting so not going to write a paragraph

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>>74061497
Ah yes, back in the day when sticking your fingers in children's mouths and photographing it was completely alright

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>I'm a centrist but honestly the radical centrist meme makes me cringe like fuck
>It's never been funny, literally redd.it humour

>>74061546
nah he's decent tbH

>>74061527
post your physiqe you mong

>>74061497
hello schlomo

>>74061542
yeah, it's not jordan I was just taking the piss

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Wanna caress my Jap's eye?

>>74061536
Just get another gf bro

>>74061497
>>74061492
not him but the fact is people would rather have natural sugar than some chemical made in a lab

https://soundcloud.com/konyoncash

>canada doesn't have any good rap arti-

>>74061557
nah mate seriously, artificial sweeteners are one of the most heavily tested food additives there are, with 0 suggestion that they are harmful being found. That one study that said they were has been absolutely destroyed for his shitty test

genuinely no idea what i'll do when my parents die

i'm a useless person with no skills, job, money, confidence, friends or ambition

>>74059109
>>74059706
Source?

>>74061545
not to mention
>brain activity defines consciousness
25 week old fetuses are conscious?

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going to make some wontons.

>>74061414
drake's always struggled to balance between the RnB softy and hardman from the endz personas he plays with. I think after 0 to 100 he's been a whole different artist. he's a lot less 'soft' and sincere now, his stuff is more masculine and braggadocious. doubt he'll ever make a song like Marvin's Room again,

>>74061602
m8...

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>canada doesn't have any good rap arti-

>>74061602
how long do you need to use that?

i work in a dingy office with no windows with two single mothers who hate each other's guts

You can imagine what my days are like

>>74061598
fuck off yes it is you, don't lie
>>74061605
yeah fat people
they should just not eat so much sweet stuff, christ it's not like they HAVE to poison their body one way or the other

>>74061614
http://www.naturalnews.com/041510_Acesulfame-K_methylene_chloride_carcinogen.html

http://www.newsmax.com/Health/Headline/aspartame-sweetener-artificial-Diet-Pepsi/2015/04/27/id/640970/

>I like my coffee black, just like my country

>>74061681
a threesome?

>>74061546
>>74061575
diplo and skrillex changed his life desu, after they sculpted a new sound and look for him with a few universal bangers like sorry and where are u now you suddenly had everyone going "i normally hate bieber but this is great"

>>74061628
ginny

if you were born after the 1st of september 1996 (the official cut off of the late 90s) you are a fucking CHILD and do not belong on /brit/

>>74061681
do they try to get you to be their provider

>>74061682
hmmm don't think youd beat that lad in a fight tbqh

Who killed jonbenet ramsey?

>>74061707
does that mean i can come back in 10 days?

>>74061686
>naturalnews.com

opinion discarded

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJoH-xBCxQ

Complete the sentence

I like my women the way I like my chips: _______

>>74061700
his feature on that song with young thug on travis scott's rodeo was good

>>74061685
I'm not fat and I'd rather have a natural thing in my food than some random chemical

>>74061707
>tfw 10th September 1996

are you angry dude

>>74061710
>>74061696

One is pushing 40 and obese, the other is black

>>74061706
What does that mean

>>74061637
yes, they have brain activity, yet again you're confusing not remembering something with it not happening, and at that point you have the consciousness of a tiny insect it just slowly develops.

I get your argument that potential consciousness is more important than like a plant or something but it's then about relative importance compared to other factors why it might be preferable to abort the foetus, I'm just of the belief that consciousness determines the importance of existence.

>>74061761
covered in gravy and cheese curds

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>>74061758
what does yas mean

>>74061769
>I'm not fat
then you clearly don't eat much sugar, which is good
however we're talking about the nearly 50% of the population that are fat cunts

>>74061775
so...
a threesome then?

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>>74061602

>>74061763
ahh yes forgot about that, unreal choon

>25th of April
>temperature sub-5 degrees
>hailstone

what's going on lads

Fuck me lads, the peta wankers in the last thread were fucking spastics weren't they?

>>74061686
>methylene chloride

ah yes trace amounts of a carcinogen are just as deadly as drinking the stuff pure!

I work with DCM all the time, it's absolutely fine you runt

>>74061761
unhealthy

Laying down and watching the clouds go by is underrated as a past time

need to start applying for jobs today

hopefully I'll be able to find some work as an office runt

diamonds on my choker diamonds on my necklace
diamonds they be shining boy they so precious

>>74061761
covered in vinegar

>>74061857
*bird poos in your eye*

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>>74061758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLuN0beLp0
>>74061780
it is her name

>>74061761
strong taste of vinegar

>>74061761
spicy

walked past a blackie today. was worried he was going to stab me. didn't thankfully, but i could see the murderous intent in his eyes

>>74061754
Nice deflection

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>>74061883

>>74061761
cheap and greasy

never been shat on by a bird

been very lucky throughout my life as well

>>74061761
from the chipper because that's what people in the UK call it.

>>74061900
oh so you're a racist white nationalist now are you? why do you not fuck off from this website to stormfront?

only numale cunts use the card machine contactless

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>>74061883
we are dead and in hell

>not enough evidence to assert link with cancer
>literature consensus of negligible risk
>health risks of excessive sugar consumption widely known
umm WHY are these GLOBALISTS trying to poison me with these so-called "safe" chemicals lad? Sugar is natural so it must be fine!

havent had a wank in 2 days

>>74061943
alri gramps

how's the zimmer frame holding up?

>>74061912
mate naturalnews is the infowars of the science world

you might as well cite a facebook post from your mum

>>74061761
not being eaten

>>74061857
*stamps on your throat*

Funny how those that regularly consume aspartame are the most brainwashed about it's effects

almost like they are so addicted to the chemicals they have to go against all the evidence to try and justify their habit..

>>74061964
i'm 20 you wanker

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>only numale cunts use the card machine contactless

free ian watkins

>>74061883
What is her youtube channel.

>>74061924
first day of secondary school a seagull sprayed gravy-like shit all over my head and neck

needless to say i was not impressed

>>74061812
ah yes because all of these people are fat

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23lucozade

Strawman

got phimosis so never wanked

>>74061849
please stop eating meat mate, the future of the human species depends on it
message of love brought to you by vegetarians and vegans worldwide

>>74061991
alri benjamin button

she wants a man from rutland

Gone cold turkey on red bulls

Think today was the first time I haven't had one in 5 years

>>74061990
>all the evidence
all the evidence says it is safe, literally all the evidence
i don't drink aspartame anyway because fizzy pop is for fat children

>>74062023
>HUMAN LIVES DEPEND ON IT
>*aborts a 28 week old baby*

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FOY

>>74061850
>I work with DCM all the time, it's absolutely fine you runt
Sure you do. Dare I say it but is someone telling lies on the internet.
So you are saying that it's okay to ingest carcinogens? Carcinogens don't belong in food. Also nice strawman

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Ahh.... two weeks of living with the gf has ended and now I'm back to being a depressed NEET virgin for all intents and purposes. Haven't drank for two weeks either but the cravings are already rushing back.

Hello.... "lads"....

>>74061795
i'm not confusing anything, nor making the arguments you think i am

you didn't answer the question btw

>consciousness determines the importance of existence.
you don't understand the logical conclusion of your own argument, but since you're talking about relative importance i think you're probably a hedonist and will probably never get it

>>74062007
haha even seagulls hate pikeys

>>74062041
runtland?

took a fat shit dudes haha

>>74062064
please be posting ironically

>>74062023
superb post, lots of love
your friend,
joe

>>74061926
called a chippy you runt

>>74062075
clearly said rutland

>>74062057
What does FOY mean?

I can't even kick it with these broke bois

>>74062047
hmmm yes something with negligible calories is for fat people, excellent deduction

>>74062104
fuck off its chipper

>>74062076
took a fat dick to your mums twathole haha

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e40_1493069063

>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the galaxy
>born just in time to watch people kill themselves/other people on facebook

>>74062106
dont reply to me runt

>>74062067
FONT

i wanted to be a doctor but i didnt have the patience

>>74062067
we dont want you here normie scum

>>74062114
"friendly ol' yanks"

top 5 chip condiments

1. vinegar
2. gravy
3. cheese
4. HP sauce
5. ketchup

15 (You)s for that post, decent haul

>>74062153
I wanted to be an engineer because I have the right sense of humour

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what are you having lads?

>>74061999
used to go by equilibrium, but stopped making videos recently (and took her channel down)

>>74062047
BTFO

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24436139

>>74062123
aspartame is still very insuligenic, fatty

>>74062104
>chippy

What does a carpenter have to do with deep fried potato sticks?

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back from work

currently sipping on beer while listening to choons

comfy

>>74062173
mayo is #1

>>74062064
I work in an organic synthetic lab m8, DCM is a great solvent as it dissolves a lot of organic compounds and is very volatile

in everything you eat there are trace amounts of cadmium, mercury, lead etc but they're all below permitted levels, same goes for DCM in acesulphame

too much water can kill you m8

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>>74062153
>tfw too lazy and scared of ill people to be a doctor

>>74062180
cannot believe how many runtlets replied to you, well done
it was so bloody mundane

>>74062185
sheeds really need to up their graphic design

>>74062185
need to go to a chippy next time i go to the 'don

>>74062164
calm down moody margeret

this is a normie/failed normie general

>>74062069
what are the arguments you're making? that potential consciousness that has not yet existed is equally important as existing consciousness? Sorry if you feel you've made it clear

what is the logical conclusion of my own argument? I think you're ignoring the point that i'm assuming - brain activity defines consciousness. The logical conclusion of my argument is that it's as bad to kill a non-conscious foetus as it is to kill a plant

>>74062228
>lying on the internet for upboat points

>le zero calorie drinks make you fat!!


why are fat people so delusional? you're fat because you eat too much food, not because of diet coke

>>74062249
its chipper mate

>>74062185
10 nuggets with chips and can for me

Tinder and online dating is making me sexist, lads.

Why are women incapable of holding a conversation?

>>74061761
piss yellow

>>74061883
lmao

>>74062264
No one said this nice strawman, also
>>74062202

>>74062185
Two chicken burgers
One large fries

>>74062275
>screenshotting your own bants
FOL

>>74062262
hmmmm okay kiddo x

I'm no a musician but I think Tims guitar is out of tune.

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GOD TIER
Fritessaus

TOP TIER
shitty fake nacho cheese
tartar sauce
Thousand island dressing
spinach dip

GOOD TIER
sour cream
mayo
Asian peanut sauce

MEH TIER
barbeque sauce
honey mustard
ranch

SHIT TIER
ketchup
sirachia

[spoiler]]tip top secret tier[/spoiler
my homemade dipping concoction tested over years and perfected

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I fear one day soon my mum will ask me why I've never had a gf, or my dad will try to give me some normie cunt "advice"

She's asked if there's any girls I like before but I just sort of weaselled out of answering

i've luckily never been asked if i'm a virgin. not sure how i'd react. maybe i'd screech in their face, maybe i'd just come clean and admit it

>>74062310
i saved it from a thread on /g/

why haven't all niggers been culled yet

thinking of becoming a bin man dont know how to go about it though

>n-no i d-don't eat too much food, i'm just fat because the government poisoned my diet coke with fattening zero calorie chemicals!!!!

>>74062328
27 year old KV here. They probably won't, mine never did and have accepted they won't get grandchildren from me.

>>74062328
just come clean if they push you mate, parents are always normies and they'll know you're bullshiting

>>74062321
vinegar, gravy, and hp sauce are not on this list so i shall not be reading it

>>74062328
When I was in 6th form my mum once said she wondered if I was gay because I didn't have any female friends

What she failed to realise was that I didn't have any male friends either, the fucking normie slut.

>>74062275
Creasing

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hahahahha
*misspells every word so it's funny and random*

>>74062374
Literally no one said this

>all the evidence says they are safe please let
my pineal gland be calcified!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24436139

>>74062380
>she wondered if I was gay because I didn't have any female friends
no offense but your mum seems a bit thick

>>74062378
vinegar isn't a dip

>>74062380
Lots of female friends is an indicator of gayness.

Your mum is fucking clueless.

have had relationships with several ugly girls

it's a good thing that the brain tricks you into thinking they're not so ugly after a while

>>74062416
*Howeling*

>>74062438
but you are

wahey

catch me at Vaisakhi celebrations down at the old 'falgar square in London on Saturday lads

>>74062416
>hes too stupid to understand irony

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want to autists having the three distinct autistic arguments to fuck off

curry sauce goes nice with chips

>>74062430
find 5 more studies corroborating those findings.

also, has that research been critically appraised to judge its trustworthiness? i doubt you have 2bh.

>>74062259
the logical conclusion of your argument is that brain activity defines consciousness
yet some with brain activity are not conscious
as in, a 25 week old fetus, or a coma laden man. or a sleeping man.
these consciousnesses do not exist. all of these things are unconscious.

a plant will never become conscious, so the comparison is not applicable

you still didn't answer my question btw

>>74062376
I hope so.
>>74062380
kek, mine has never asked if I'm gay luckily. Never been friends with a girl, wonder what it's like

ordered pizza

literally just do not care anymore, I don't care at all

>>74062321
Those chips look shit mate. Like they were cut but left to sit in water and the starch that wasn't washed off made them stick together. Peel apart and theres a sticky slimey uncooked patch between them. Drunk chips cos that's how you cut them when you're pissed too.

>>74062522
learn to cook, manchild

>>74062214
hmm yes, well here's a study where drinking aspartame drinks compared to drinking no fizzy drinks reduced bodyweight in males and had no difference in females

http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/51/6/963.short

>>74062511
Haha you're seriously saying an NCBI link is wrong?

>>74062487
I buy butter chicken sauce to dip my taters in

>>74062523
grim manfeet

it's a no

>>74062477
>tfw to intelligent to find 9gag shite appealing to the lowest denominator amusing

Water is for fat cunts, I only drink butter.

If the menu doesn't have battered sausage and mushy peas on it it's not a real chippy

It's a bastardisation of a chippy by rasheeds who think they know what English people want

>>74062430
>literally all the evidence
>just posting a SINGLE study

at least find a meta analysis

>>74062540
learn your place, vermin
*crunches you under my boot*

>>74062542
didnt say wrong but you're a fool to think all research is infallible just because its science.

still waiting on some more research which corroborates your assertion.

>>74062575
That reminds me, what's the most Olive Oil you can drink before it does you any harm?

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ARSE

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>>74062524
they do look too soggy but I like thick cut

desu spiced taters > fries/chips

ey ads

>>74062605
6 pints

>>74062511
they're literally mentioned in the wikipedia page as being universally described as being based on a shit methodology and being contradcited by every other scientific evaluation of aspartame

Myth by Beach House is such an amazing song. When I listen to it I feel like if I died at that moment I'd be perfectly happy.

Alri

>>74062605
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3269359/Would-drink-GLASS-olive-oil-day-longer-life-Studies-staves-health-problems-one-expert-s-difficult-stomach.html

don't mean manny when i say that i'm a city fan

>>74062638
well there we go. i guess he's just a troll. or really stupid.

>>74062513
if brain activity defines consiousness, then people with brain activity are conscious - that's not contradicted by your assertion that not remembering being conscious is equivalent to not having consciousness

>>74062635
That's alright then. I found a bottle that's nearly expired and I don't want to waste it, but I won't be able to cook with that much either. It's about 750ml that I'd have to drink.

>>74062542
Haha you're seriously saying that no individual study has ever been wrong and you'd be an idiot to rely on findings across multiple studies?

>>74062585
you said ALL the evidence and I found evidence that it is harmful so I'm right and you're wrong because clearly not ALL the evidence is saying that
>>74062603
All the other evidence is outdated that's the most recent study done for ncbi

>>74062693
yeh thats fine. bottoms up

>>74062617
Grim who is that

love it when tim plays his expensive guitar

GANN GANN GANN GANN GAN GAN GAN GUR GAN GAN GANGAN GAN GAN GANN

>>74062687
fair enough
now address the rest of my argument

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>what'll you have to drink?
>why your finest aspartame and corn syrup please, extra carbonated! I'm trying to watch my health you know

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hangin out with the so-called kin

>>74062513
and yes, 25 week old foetuses are conscious - i thought that was heavily implied by what i said. In the same way, animals are conscious. Think i need to split the two terms maybe call the brain activity thing something else because you're latching onto the idea of being self-aware as being conscious

>>74062622
Chip porn lad.

>>74062707
Yeah, bottoms up, and then my arsehole falls out in ten hours.

>>74062622
>desu spiced taters > fries/chips

utter Farmfoods opinion

>>74062706
and that recent study has been determined as flawed and not at all trustworthy. oh well, better luck next time mate.

chip cut rankings
1. waffle (especially when paired with honey mustard)
2. thick cut
3. wedge
4. shoestring (mcdonalds)
6. steak
6. patty hashbrown
7. cubed hashbrown
8. shoestring (non-mcdonalds)
9. krinkle kut
10. shredded hashbrown (especially when undercooked)

>>74062706
Find the post where I said 'all the chemicals' then

you'll have a hard time because it doesn't exist you fucking spacker

␣

>>74062605
A very large amount, more than you could manage to drink unless you were out of your mind.

My old middle school teacher from about fifteen years ago commented on my Facebook post and I replied with "Thanks, Miss". My friends gave me shit for it, but I thought it was OK.

Is that wrong? I thought people always showed their teachers respect if they deserved it.

>>74062761
whats the difference between thick cunt and steak>?

>>74062761
FOY

football is opium for the masses

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became the happiest man on earth today!! she said yes!

farmfoods is good imo

>>74062759
Where?

Heres another one

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24700203

> participants had more irritable mood, exhibited more depression, and performed worse on spatial orientation tests

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>>74062761
wedge is better when you keep the skin and it gets extra crispy

>>74062652
>Beach House
hipster twat

>>74062803
One's a cut of beef, the other is you.

>>74062803
thick cut: kind you'd find at a chip shop
steak: wider, more potato

>>74062812
alri Horatio Pendrew-Billington

The only acceptable chips are mccains crinkle cut oven chips

anything else and you're a yank

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>that one time you called the teacher "Mum" infront of the whole class

>>74062795
>middle school
FOY

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It's working

>>74061761
thicc

best method for chips i find is thick cut and fry for 2 mins, then take them out for 2 mins, give them a toss so the edges break up a bit, then repeat until 12 mins in total has passed.

also potatoes. having fresh, in-season potatoes is crucial. maris pipers are solid taters.

literally the method for amazing chips.

Good argument topics

>Ireland vs northern ireland
>scotland vs england
>north vs south
>london vs everyone else
>yanks vs brits

mediocre argument topics
>drumpf shite
>brexit shite
>left vs right brainlets

boring argument topics
>aspartame
>abortion

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>>74062803
steak cuts are thin and wide aren't they?
>>74062761
this ranking is bad since you didn't include curly

Chipper power rankings:

1. chips with curry and cheese
2. Fish and chips
3. chips with gravy and cheese
4. battered sausage

everything else:
600000000000000000

>>74062824
ok thats 2 (one of which is commonly agreed to br worthless) against how many studies saying its fine?

>>74062903
mostly agree

>Bill Nye emerges from a smokescreen pretending to strum chords with a plastic electric guitar as speakers play Bohemian Rhapsody
>Floor becomes moist with the drool of the audience, mouths agape from sheer epicness
>*record scratch* as the camera zooms in on Nye's face
>"Now let's get serious."
>Audience quiets, preparing for major wisdom bomb
>"Folks, did you know that we can see the scientific method at work in the world of Harry Potter?"
>Audience begins clapping, gets cut off by short clip of CGI monster from Fantastic Beasts
>"It's True!" Bill proclaims, pointing to corner of screen with cutout of the exact same monster roar superimposed
>And to illustrate this point, we've got one of the best, most intellectual scientific minds the world has ever seen...
>Audience begins to gasp, unsure of which incredible feat comes next
>"Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone inbetween, please join me in welcoming Harry Potter!"
>Harry Potter's actor appears wearing a labcoat adorned with Gryffindor logo
>Half of the audience is now seizing
>Potter holds a metallic wand as a photoshopped picture of Donald Trump with squished Voldemort nose descends from ceiling
>"SAVO CLIMATO!"
>CG effects freeze the photograph
>All men in audience become filled with sexual violence, rip off their penises and use them as wands to shoot cum at the picture as well
>"I'm Bill Nye, and that's all the time we have today! See you next episode! Stay logical!"

>>74062904
>this ranking is bad since you didn't include curly
fuck i forgot about curly

would be a solid 5th between shoestring (mcd) and steak

>>74062870
>one time
i wish

>>74062745
a 25 week old fetus is not self aware my friend
you're the one saying brain activity is consciousness
it isn't
brain activity isn't anything close to a conscious or a consciousness

Stop trying to drive Tim over the edge you twats.

https://youtu.be/64D2DLGu1I8

hmm

I don't think that's quite riht

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>>74062930
>backpeddling
>unironically shilling for a chemical that makes you depressed and moody

if we feed mothers aspartamine to make their babies depressed and kill themselves in the womb is it murder? what if the baby kills itself before 24 weeks?

thinner chips are better because they have a higher surface to volume ratio

this isn't opinion, this is just fact

>>74062820
>this lardy bastard can get a gf and you can't
wailing

ey up lads

>>74062380
Mum saw that Roxeanne woman from Coronation Street or Emmerdale or whatever and goes "She's gorgeous, isn't she anon?" and I just shrugged and said "no" because I didn't want my parents to think of me as a being that was even capable of sexual thoughts. Pretty sure she thinks I'm gay ever since that.

>>74062870
I did that once. It was the worst thing I did at school, made worse by the fact that the teacher was male.

>>74062980
he's been over the edge for more than a year mate

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>>74063006

>>74062055
haha i'm trying to appeal to your own values mate, stop pretending i said 28 with any certainty as well, i gave you a range of values that i vaguely remembered being around the time consciousness begins

i mean when it comes down to it im peeved that it's legal to kill animals as much as your peeved its legal to kill foetuses

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>because I didn't want my parents to think of me as a being that was even capable of sexual thoughts

>jfs talking about chips
ah yes

>>74063066
>>74063066
>>74063066

>>74063058
You said between 22 and 28 weeks is fine to abort.

>animals are worth as much as humans
peta mongs

>>74062985
no reason to backpedal as the vast majority of evidence says its fine to consume. your shoddy counters using shoddy research means nothing mate. better luck next time lad :)

honestly

I really enjoy watching DT on ArsenalCustomerTv

Being a madman and doing a post in a thread on page 9.

Penis

poo poo pee pee

>>74066611
n
>>74066611
e
>>74066611
w

doing a poo

>>74066366

>>74074550
good lad

>>74074671
N
>>74074671
E
>>74074671
W