>be American >get shot

*plugs the wound with a big mac*

pssshhh.... your gonna have to try harder than that.... kid........

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>>74058291
>be American
>work in office
>gets hit by a plane

le classique

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>>74058291
>be American
>get shot
>but not at hospital with vaccines

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>>74058291
>be American
>eat excessive amounts of food

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>be American
>walk in alley
>raped by a pavement ape

>>74058684
>Got shot by 9mm caliber of freedom

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>be American
>he's actually Mexican

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>be American
>don't get shot because your uncle on Facebook said it gives you autism

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>>74058981
>mfw they are all autists in denial

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>>74058291
>be American
>forced to smuggle delicious Kinder eggs for Easter
>it doesn't exist
>get caught
>beaten to a pulp by the police
>shart in star-spangled undies
>tip police
>sing national anthem while being dragged to the patrol truck
>crowd starts clappig
OH SHART CAN YOU SEEEEE

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>>74058291
>be american
>S H A R T

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>be American
>Plops in shop

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>be american
>get shot
>go to the hospital
>get charged with a 20k ambulance fee

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>be american baby
>tip the doctor

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>be American
>defecate in the marketplace

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>be American

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>Be American
>Diahrrea on galleria

>>74059791
Then he takes ur tip (foreskin)

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>>74058291
>americans have to tip the traffic lights to make them turn green

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>ameriCAN'T hold his diarhhea

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>be American
>PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

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>be american
>get BLACKED

>>74058291
>Be norweigen
>Have the high score on mass shootings

>>74060377
das rite, always good to see the white devil get beat

>>74060377
>be American
>Chimpout in Ferguson

>be american
>get sho-
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAHHHHHHH!!! NO PLEASE MOHAMMED!!!! PLEEEEAAAAASE!!! AAHAHHHHH!!!!!!!! DON'T RAPE ME!!! DON'T RAPE MEEEEEEEE!!!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT MY DAUGHTER!!! UHUHUHHUHUH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>74060626

>>74058291
>>74058430
>>74058684
>>74058780
>>74058780
>>74058874
>>74058916
>>74058957
>>74058981
>>74059080
>>74059083
>>74059257
>>74059367
>>74059504
>>74059791
>>74059826
>>74059853
>>74059919
>>74059943
>>74059976
>>74060008
>>74060377
>>74060408
>>74060481
>>74060538
>>74060626
stop bullying

>>74061238
make me, borat

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>be american
>get shart

>>74061238
THE BULLY TRAIN CAN'T BE STOPPED

>bee amerigun
>unzip benis

x dddd

>Europeans can't drive their shopping carts
>Europeans don't put polymers into their cheeses
>Europeans can't shoot their classmates
>Europeans can't speak American correctly

>>74061979
>European can't speak American properly
>Implying American is a language

>>74062033
>Malaysia can't tell the difference between the moon and 49 stars

>>74061979
>American language
>It's just simplified English

Kek

>>74062124
>Ameridumbs can't even tell the country they were invading in 2003, Iraq

>>74062285
>American language
>It's just simplified English
>implying that it's still considered a separate and original language

>>74062285
>not killing your intellectuals

>>74062289
Saddam did WTC

>>74062806
>Saddam did WTC
Naw. Bush did it.

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>be american
>get shot
>tip the gunman
>try to shoot gunman
>gun jams because you didnt tip it
>bleed out
>tip the government for bleeding on public property
>ambulance arrives
>tip paramedic
>receive $6 gorillion hospital bill from nurse
>tip her 20%
>get on wheelchair
>wheels lock until you tip it
>hospital doesn't receive enough funding to build a ramp
>fall down the stairs
>pedro helps you up
>tip him
>beg him not to call a doctor
>he doesn't speak english
>tip him for trying
>doctor helps you up and assigns you a hospital bed
>doesn't come with pillows because you only tipped 40%
>get shot
>rinse and repeat

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>>be American
>*BRAAAP*

>be american
>tip fridge everyday to aquire shoes

>be american baby
>tip doctor to keep foreskin intact

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>>74061979
>europeans can't speak american properly
neither do 35% of americans

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>Be American Pilot
>Nearest Runways are all full
>Running out of fuel
>Make emergency landing on an office tower

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>>74058291
>be american
>microwave your shoes

>a five year old american child can walk into any walmart an purchase a fully automatic AR15 assault rifle with a 100 round drum clip, barrel shroud and bayonet lug without a background check or parental consent
>can't own a chocolate kinder egg

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"The only thing we shoot is acid"

>>74070410
>fully automatic AR15 assault rifle with a 100 round drum clip
What did he mean by this?

>>74058291
>be
you sound like apes

>americans
Amirite??!!!

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>be american
>be the greatest country in the world
>that crippling feel when you will never be an american

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>>74061238
Best ally