/cum/

Shitty thread. Soneone make another one.

>>74056529
make it rodrigo

Good thread my gf

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>>74056733

Need to come up with a plan to escape for a bit when I'm out supposed to be doing stuff and coming straight back. Need to get out to do shit for even just a bit

>>74056930
Like spending time in the library or doing sports?

>>74057048
No going home to get shit like socks but these fucking kikes want to control me 24/7

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everyone deserves death

>>74057781
everyone dies eventually

immortal god king ocming rthoufg bow doewnf mortals

>>74057896
yes thank you for introducing me

>>74057936
ireland looks kinda nice, is cork worth visiting?

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>>74057802
not soon enough

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>off week ends tomorrow

>>74058022
It's alright, sure visit if you want. I would recommend Galway.

gonna stop drinking water and die of thirst

>>74058104
You should drink only milk and see how long you can survive on that instead

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>>74057781
>>74058032
shut up

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>>74058225
make me

*nuts*

dot hack sign or overwatch?

>>74058528
stop being a manchild

Didn't realize income redistribution was a right-wing ideology

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/basic-income-ontario-right-political-economic-1.4083630

the more you know

when will quebec have a referendum about their independence?

>>74058528
>dot hack sign
Holy shit is this still a thing? I remember watching the anime on adult swim when I was a kid and liking it but that feels like it was forever ago and it was probably actually shit.

Anyway if you don't own overwatch it's a fun game, more so if you play with friends. Just know that the community is absolutely fucking cancer, especially in competitive. I've gotten legit death threats for playing character that people don't like.

could you imagine if quebec was independent?

holy shit haha

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>>74058646
>right wing canadians

Tried using Microsoft Edge and it's still insufferable. Just can't fucking get over how annoying it is to use, so I guess I'm stuck with 64bit firefox until somebody makes a browser that has good addon support and doesn't suck shit.

>>74058768
more common than you may think

>>74058749
it would be really nice
they are they only non-cuck canadians

Anybody know anything about this game "PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS" ?

My friends keep bugging me to buy it but it doesn't look enjoyable to me. What's the deal with it?

Free Quebec

i support the existence of israel

>>74058735
already have overwatch, was deciding between the two. And yea the first dot hacks were actually pretty good. Playing the ps2 series right now though

>>74058830
open world early access shit that was made for ecelebs

avoid at all cost

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hmmmmm

>>74058972
Why would my friends be so obsessed with it? I don't think they buy into the whole eceleb meme shit. Is there any positive aspect of it?

>>74059051
no

any time you see open world, early access, survival you avoid it

>>74058860
y tho

>>74059031
Banged any of the nurses yet?

>>74059116
Why? I've never played an open world game they seem to be popular with my normie friends now though

>>74059031
>mac & cheese
very good boy

>>74059149
No though I've shown a lot of them my donger and balls

>white guy with a tan having sex with a white woman
>title of the video is "black guy fucks white girl"

Getting pretty sick of this meme

>>74058824
of course you would think this, greece

>>74059154
early access is paying for an unfinished product

open world is 90% of the time an excuse for devs to not do any work in regards to making a game fun and thus it relies on you

if you have friends that play then fine, you might have fun, but it's still early access and you should never pay for unfinished products

How much longer is Calgary kun going to have to stay in the hospital

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Japanese Miso

>>74059205
Were they impressed?

>>74059440
Probably until May 10th
Maaayyyyybeeeee not but lmao that's not gonna haooen

>>74059031
why is hot water even an option

>>74059583
for the old people
keeps them regular

>>74059583
Maybe Tommy wiseau stayed here once

muslims wear turbans
christians wear birettas
me? i wear a fedora

>>74059567
Sucks

>>74059720
getting a laptop today so I can at least not be a dumb tabletposter
Gonna go have a shower I guess

why did tablets become a thing

Hey dumbasses, how you like my thread?
Huh?huh?

>>74059858
normies

>>74059938
Cant complain

>>74059858
Steve Jobs said that tablets are cool

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>>74059938
It's shit

>>74059858
Watching porn in bed

>>74059995
>>74060006
good, yaaawn
well gotta go guys, going to sleep, see ya

>>74059938
quite ok
for a retard that is

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>>74060092
>going to sleep

>>74060092
>implying

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>>74060219
>>74060275

*kisses canada and america*
i'll get ya

he truly has the mental level of a child

and is a gay

and i hate him

no i'm not, i just like to prank

stop posting anime you worthless pieces of shit

and fuck you too canada

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>it was just a prank xDDD

>no one liking me is just a prank

>>74060489
I have a similar situation

i thought you were my friends
and i was going to invite you to my birthday

>>74060485
good post

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tfw too smart to be a sodomite

>>74060559
good now I don't have to buy you a present
still inviting you to my birthday though minimum fifty dollar present required

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get fucked canada

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tfw too smart to be a weeb

>50 dollar present
suck my dick

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wheres cara poster
i want to bully him

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>>74060724
it's a curse

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>>74060712

Shan't be leaving my stoop today

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>>74060824
We can shock it out of you.

>>74060893
Americans are smart

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>>74060986
if this was true i would gladly oblige

Success breeds jealousy, stay hating haters

>>74060993
*squeals* wtf stop

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>>74060991
Some, probably

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>tfw no 2B gf

who /don't know what to do with life/

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bout to drop some SICK truth bombs

nier blows and the only reason why people like it is because of the art

ireland doesn't actually exist and is just english propaganda

americans are all dumb idiots

I want a gf damnit

dammit*

I also want things that i've emotionally idealized in my head that could never live up to reality

>>74061255
>nier blows and the only reason why people like it is because of the art
no i like the characters and the gameplay

I want a japanese gf

oh and also finland doesn't exist either

canada shouldn't exist

quiet you

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>>74061388
ill make you wish that was true

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i wonder if the aussie shitposters of old got canadian VPNs and that's why everyone hates canada now

i want an australian boyfriend

hehe, canadians.. hehehe

you're supposed to be asleep

shut up, i'm bullying you right now
so sit down and take it, you fucking bitch

take this, retard
*unzips cock*

>>74061453
were*

oh my god is soooo small hahaha
hey everyone! look!

stop looking in the mirror

Denmark is such a slut it's unbelievable

denmark is a sissy slut!

canada is a dumb bimbo spoiled dirty hoe.
And i'm gonna treat u like one, bitch

>>74061255
1.8 hours last 2 weeks? should it be like 200?

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Is my food American enough?

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Bogpill me on Narendra Modi

>>74061928
I thought we were friends

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>>74062337
not anymore idiot.
prepare for the bullying

>>74062324
He refuses to poo in the loo

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>74062304
>wedges aren't deep fried

not american/10

>>74062193
The point is that pcgaymers buy tons of shitty games they won't play

>>74058594
POST THE ROAST

>>74062304
is that bacon cooked?

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.Did the people who vote for Bernie Sanders voted for Trump ?

>frenchie tries to speak english for the first time

>>74062829
Be nice you fucking monolingual retard

>>74062864
could you be any more insecure?

>>74062829
Fuck off

>>74062786
Most of them either voted for Hillary or didn't vote

>>74062829
>speak

what?

>>74062715
no :D

>>74059205
Did you get a boner?

>>74062921
yes

>>74062786
no

>>74062786
They wrote his name in the blank part of the ballot

>>74062786
probably some but negiligible

the mind of a bernie voter is one of pure cuckery, so they either didn't vote or voted for the aleppo man

When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! . <.< .< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -________- ;;;;;

>>74062938
Do you plan on cooking it

cum lol

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Hola

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>>74063109

>>74063173
Retard

>>74063173
That's a copyrighted post you're stealing

>>74063196
Go back to your dead general.

lol cum

retard

>>74063222
Go fuck yourself stupid spic

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>Go fuck yourself stupid spic

when i reply to someone without quoting them, it's funny.
when other people do it, it's gay

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>>74063424
t.

no no is always funny

>>74056492
good edition

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woah

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>>74063109

>tfw no gf

>tfw too many gfs

>tfw no bf

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Stop consuming asian media

anime is for loosers

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>nearly entire world infected wit cum bacteria
>not enough are dieing and a cure is near
fuck

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>>74063844

>loose

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Lol

Where is footkraut

>>74064184

dead, hopefully

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>Falling for the Japanese meme
First you buy their shitty phones and cars then you spend all day eating Cheetos watching their cartoons.

>>74064210


literally nobody watches anime anymore, any self respecting human being consumes capekino

>>74064184
He's in Taiwan, he posted earlier today. I'm sure he'll go back to spamming the thread when he comes back from vacation

>>74064379
Yes
>>74064273
Ew no

while you're masturbating do you ever get the urge to just fap to gay stuff even though you're not gay

it's like you get so fueled up that you just want masturbate to things you wouldn't normally masturbate to

surely i'm not alone in this

>>74064471
literally a fantasy

>>74064471
nice try

>>74064475

not even once

>>74064379

every other day i deliver a proper beating to a random millennial in order to make him grow some guts and stop spewing buzzwords such as "bullying" or "social justice" and shit like that.

>>74064490
>>74064507
Nice girl posts

>>74064475
yes. but i never do

>>74064475

nah you're a faggot.

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>>74064518
Doing God's work buddy

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>order pizza from place 4 miles away
>it's gonna take between 60-75 minutes to deliver
classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxTjko70fBg

man, remember like 3 years ago when humble bundle USED to be good?

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>millenials don't want to buy cars, houses, etc, therefore they don't get in debt
>anons here hate millenials

well well well

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>>74064756
Makes me think

>>74064756
>Millenials don't want to get market valuable skills and contribute anything worthwhile to society
>they end up being too poor to buy a car or house, and use their sour grapes to deny it
le wrong generation xd

>>74064756
instead they pay tens of thousands for useless degrees and demand the government wipe out the debt

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haha

what kind of idiot would pay thousands of dollars for a useless degree

>>74064931
u

>>74064931
ikr, that's why I'm paying thousands of dollars for a stem degree

no reason to look for a job when the Ontario government is going to start giving out free NEETbux to everyone

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>>74064969
Enjoy the rest of your sad existence crunching numbers for 60hrs a week

>>74061760
i think the sentence was grammatically correct
proof me otherwise

>>74065108

is gonna be super fun isnt it

>girl talking about being depressed and wanting to kill herself because she's been single for a year
The horror...

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gays btfo

>>74065126
thanks i will. tho i only work about half those hours.

I'm the guy who wipes boogers on the desk

>>74065289
What's your endgame?

>>74065237
>he thinks he will only work 30 hrs a week crunching numbers

>>74065312
making the world a disgusting filthy mess

>>74065312
Making normies uncomfortable
Same reason why I pee on the seat and never flush in public bathrooms

>>74065381
its a good thing you'll never reproduce

>>74065381
So you're the reason I always have to shit in the urinal

>>74065320
>he thinks i don't work only 30 hours a week "crunching numbers"
it's easy to work as much as you want if no one can replace you

>>74065424
Doesnt matter because I've still got about 60+yrs left on this earth
I'll have found an heir by then. Figure I'm going to just vagabond across the country and take a disadvantaged youth under my wing and teach him my ways

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>>74065527
>he doesnt know poo in loos exist

Considering becoming a flaggit

>>74065618
indian education is absolutely garbage. they can't replace an american PhD.
did you think i was a code monkey or something?

i shave my unibrow

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Theres this neckbeard who always comes to class 30 minutes late and there isnt required attendance
Dont know why he bothers showing up

a man with a fork in a world of soup

Why do Canadians pronounce the "ai" in again like the "ay" in gay?

>>74065724
>im14andthisisdeep

>>74065557
there are already billions of indians that behave like you and you're too autistic to make a connection with a young child anyway

>>74065771
>tfw "g o b a c k t o r e d d i t"
is considered spam, and i can't tell it to you

Have you thanked your local Greek today for inventing forks?

>>74065771

is actually an insult by one of the gallagher brothers to the other

it makes me laugh everytime i remember it

>>74065846

I am greek

>>74065846
I have a greek name. thank me

>>74065768
agayn= anglo
agen= germanic

>>74065837
only one way you would know where that's from

>>74065895
someone posted a screengrab from r/im14andthisisdeep on /tv/?

>>74065933
link?

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>>74065938

>you will never be as comfy as that ket

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>tfw i'll never beat up a canadian

>>74065994
It's okay bby I'll beat one up for you

>>74065970
>implying i'm going to sift through the /tv/ archives for you
"No."

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all my friends are becoming trannies

>>74066039
downvoted

>>74066042
I don't know a single tranny. It's a great feeling.

>>74066042

toronto?

>>74065994
you're damn right you won't, sissyboi

>>74066042
it's time to die

>>74066068
:^(

>>74066042
Why don't you join them? Scared you might like having hormone titties?

>>74066105
because i'm quite happy being a guy

>>74066138
bigot

>>74066042
i have a friend on tranny watch

he's got shoulder length hair now

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>mexican asylums

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We've made a lot of progress in the last 20 years
Crazy that we used to believe stuff like this when we were kids

*slaughters every single californian*
sorry not sorry cunts

*respawns*

heh

>>74066211
Delete this transphobic garbage at once.

Somebody link me flag extension so I can become a faggot

reminder that canadian lumber is shit-tier

>>74066244
https://google.com

>>74066244
>>74010867

>>74066244
don't fall for the autism, i can give you my custom script that lets you see flags without having to set one for yourself

>>74066418
You can already do that, you fucking retard.

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...still not gonna change to mac

Had to shave off my 3 month old mustache because it was making my lips so dry it hurt to eat.

:(

>>74066491
get linux

why does every retard who says "gender is a social construct" think they're the most enlightened person alive
i want to fucking incinerate these little shits

Ljust found out I have enough credits to finish with a BA and I don't have to take any new electives to get the BS

>>74066553
what

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Thinking about if I should partake in this tism

>>74066553
>wanting a BA
kys

>>74066582
My major requires you to have X amount of librul arts credits to graduate with a BA but you need to take y amount of credits within the major to graduate with a BS. Since I transferred from humanities major I have enough librul arts credits already

>tfw you see a woman who is passionate about something you like

I love women... in concept

>>74066592
All these years and it still susprising me how many people are desperate for being labeled and identified by others using these.
You all complain about facebook doing the same thing naturally and don't realize you guys do it in a more authistic and cringy way

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Crop Science?

>>74066491
works on my machine
never gotten bluescreens on my new platform

>>74066737
Found it in the extra flags general when I was liking it to the other anon. Don't think I'll do it, though.

>>74066592
131

>>74066737
>>74066821
oh shit i got called out for complaining (i don't) about facebook (don't have one) doing the same thing, then i did it myself!

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>>74066821
normie OUT

>>74066656
Going to be nearly an entire semester of electives with the bs, the classes are interesting though which is why I'm on the fence about it

>>74066737
>You all complain about facebook doing the same thing
But I don't

If UN invades U.S. will it be called a civil war?

>>74066715
did you ask her out

each day is harder than the last

i was not meant to live on this earth

>>74058398
Nice shot f a m

>>74066900
just read the books in the course description, my man. don't waste your time and/or money on the courses.
college is about accreditation, not pontification.

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>>74064722
it still isn't even here jesus i just want to eat

>>74066925
no, suicide

>>74066976
hop on a bike fattie and go get it

Friendly reminder that fwb > gf because girlfriends take more effort.

>>74064756
Robert kiyosaki says buying house is good debt and buying car is bad debt

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>>74067020
literally I could have had the fucking thing over half an hour ago if I would have done that

>>74065289
I run like naruto on the desk

>>74066976
You think you have it bad on delivery.

>>74065837
Aesthetic

>>74066592
32

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>>74066042
Would love to fully auto murder those women in cold blood

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>>74067151

>>74066211
Bill gender the science bender

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>>74066592

fuck

>>74066592
3 because i am 6'5

give me some pussay

>>74066211
just watched this episode. he never actually says gender is determined by DNA

>>74063074
That's called sticking to principles drumpfty. Something which drumpf lacks

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>>74067359
here you go

I feel bad for native americans

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>>74066592
Don't feel like adding it up

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>>74067486
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>>74067466
I don't their lazy fucks.

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>their

>>74066042
>all my friends are becoming trannies
never met one and only know one person who knows of one

how many of your friends are becoming trannies? what weird demographic are you a part of where this is common place