Gardai edition
>>74055863
>>>/mlp/
first for seán ó sneachta
Had a wank and ate my own cum
>>74056984
I've done that, but only a bit of it. The one time I tried consuming a large blob it tasted bad. I'm sure I could eat more if I wanted but I'd prefer not to.
>>74057454
Eating stuff like pineapple is supposed to make it taste better
>>74058360
Yeah but then I'd have to taste pineapple.
>>74057454
>>74058360
Any foods high in natural sugars would make it taste better. Plenty of water as well, the more hydrated you are the less concentrated the taste.
>>74058687
What are some foods with natural sugars? Like fruits? I'm assuming sweets don't count.
>>74058875
Fruits, honey, certain vegetables like carrots, Dairy products.
In today's thread.
>Cars get Isis and threats carved into them
>>74059147
We also have some relatives of this person.
Just finished counting lads and I've about 250 quid in spare change.
How can I exchange these into notes?
>>74061493
You dump everything in a bag,go to the nearest bank and say to the person behind the counter "Oi you old whore,give me money and I'll give you my sack of coin and maybe you can also grab a different sack if you know what I mean"
Then you spit on the floor and strut away
Or you just ask the lady for these small paper rolls and put your coins in them
>>74061493
You get these plastic bags from the bank and put them in. It can only be done in specific amounts like one bag of 100 one cent coins can be exchanged for €1, 100 five cent coins for €5, etc. There's instructions on the bags.
If you don't want to count then you could try one of those change sorting machines but be warned, some of them charge you a percentage of the change you dump in.
There was a muslim woman in the background of the Angelus clip. I'm sickened.
>Dublin is safe they said
http://www.thejournal.ie/hotel-meeting-room-rape-case-3356807-Apr2017/
I was at that ArcadeCon, we saw the Gardai but the rumours at the time were that nothing major happened. Scary stuff that he had a knife and a bag of S&M gear, he definitely came prepared to target con goers. Pretty bad news for the con scene here.
>>74062595
>during a busy gaming convention
Did the convention take place at a hotel and if so,how come that noone noticed that the doors were locked?
Can't imagine that noone wanted to go to her speech
>>74062809
It was in a hotel, it must have been in an empty room.
>>74062595
>prop knife
I didn't think Ireland has the same silly restrictions on knives that the UK does.
>She described how she has had numerous piercings and tattoos since the attack “just so I can feel like my body is my own and not something he touched.”
Wut?
>>74062971
Yes,but I can't imagine her just hanging out in an empty meeting room for no apparent reason except for preparing a lecture or a speech and in that case someone must've noticed that the speech didn't start.
>>74062981
It's common behaviour from survivors who feel a lack of ownership or control over their body as a result. They believe their old self is tainted and try to change to something new they feel power and control over.
>>74063183
She was preparing a presentation, he was interrupted during it when another conference worker entered so it was probably before the presentation was even due to start.
>He told gardaí he had gone to the convention in the hopes of getting with another woman. When that woman rejected him he said he had “anger flowing through him” and he then entered the meeting room and attacked his victim.
It sounds like he just wandered in, locked the door and a con worker wondered why the door was locked probably when the presentation was due to start and found them.
after reunification, will derry finally have its official name be correct?
>>74063214
Fuck off Jaggy
>>74064096
Already does lad, only protestants and queers call it landaaaaaaanderry.
>>74064177
fuck off juniper
>>74064186
i know, but will it OFFICIALLY be doire?
protestant trickery kens (translated into ulster-scots™) no bounds you know
>>74064206
>swissyank
>when your official action figure misspells your name
I'm absolutely furious. I'm also Bryan Dobson.
thinking about going on the dole lads to find a job, finding fuck all at the moment.
>>74064206
Good post
>>74064457
how much money do you get on the dole?
>>74064457
If you can be bothered filling out the forms do it.
>>74064510
188
>>74064370
What the hell is that?
>>74064510
too much
>>74064569
a month or a week?
>>74064743
It's an artistic representation of me, Bryan Dobson.
>>74064802
A week....madness isn't it.
Purge all scrounges and all scrounger sympathisers
The dole should be restricted to a maximum of €50 per week with those signing on placed in programs aimed towards finding work and improving employable skills
>>74064973
>Purge all scrounges
I specifically said I'm trying to find work from going on the dole, I can't find a job even though I look every single day.
>>74064973
As someone who's too lazy to find a job and also too lazy to apply for dole I agree with this sentiment. If I can't be happy without a minimum amount of work put in then no one else should be.
>>74065022
Improve your employable skills
I'm not trying to demosise people like you btw, just think long term unemployable should be widely disincentivised to get rid of the scroungers
>>74064848
thats not much tb h
rent is more than that
still, dole scoungers are scum.
>>74065047
>>74065114
In the grand scheme of things, no it isn't...but generally things like rent aren't coming into the equation, these people are living at home or are having their rent subsidized and collecting 188 every week without fail and are contributing nothing to our society...in fact, some of them do not see the point of working because of this system.
>>74065203
What's so hard to understand? Misery loves company. And if misery is alone then it loves normal everyday people going hungry and forced into poverty due to a failing job market.
>Not working for a few years and living off savings before getting another job when you run out
I don't think I could handle the guilt of living off taxpayers money
>>74065443
Taxpayers are dicks and I hate them. Bastards.
>>74065443
I'd love to say that's my plan too, but if I get offered a long-term contract at work back in Ireland, I know I'm gonna take it just for the job security.
I've become everything I hate.
>tfw got first job a few months ago
>it was a contract for a few months
>out of a job
>got barely any experience so it's crazy hard to find work even warehouse stuff
>trying my best not to go on the dole
>may have to soon
I'm trying lads, I really am.
>>74065653
No shame lad, go on the dole and give yourself some breathing space but also set a target of when you will find a job.
Don't be putting extra pressure on yourself when help is out there, just don't get comfortable.
>>74065653
The dole is there to support you until you get a new job,as long as you are looking for a job,it's your right as a citizen to get it
>>74065653
https://www.jobalert.ie/job/aircraft-engineer-apprenticeship-programme-aer-lingus/
There you go lad.
>>74065636
You'll be a wagie for the next 40 years straight with that attitude
>job security
I hope every day that my company will downsize or leave this country and that I'll be given a redundancy package. Changing jobs frequently with long stretches of time off in between is probably the only way I'll stomach this.
>>74065817
>>74065736
You say no shame but I can't help feel like a fucking leech when I think about going on the dole.
>>74065901
Thanks I'll definitely consider this.
>>74066110
Don't worry. Gets easier every week.
>>74066075
>You'll be a wagie for the next 40 years straight with that attitude
Eh, I don't plan on living that long. Seriously though, I really don't think I could handle 40 years of wageslavery. Hopefully the Happening<sup>TM</sup> will take place long before I hit retirement age.
>Changing jobs frequently with long stretches of time off in between is probably the only way I'll stomach this.
While I can see why that would work, I hate applying for jobs, so that's another reason I won't leave my current job if I can avoid it.
Also, watch that superscript not work for no reason.
>>74066291
Join the foreign legion,I bet you won't live to see your fourties there
>>74066291
>I don't plan on living that long
You can plan all you want, you're here forever. Or at least until you die of natural causes.
>>74066387
I told you before - I'm not joining the Foreign Legion. I am not going to spill blood for France.
>>74066414
>you're here forever
What if I move to a cottage somewhere in rural Ireland where there is no internet connection?
>>74066509
Join the Garda then,you'll be stabbed with a rusty fork before you know it
>What if I move to a cottage somewhere in rural Ireland where there is no internet connection?
>implying that you could survive a month without internet
>>74066509
>What if I move to a cottage somewhere in rural Ireland where there is no internet connection?
You'll still be alive is what I meant. Also doing that runs you the risk of becoming my neighbour.
>>74066589
>implying that you could survive a month without internet
I probably wouldn't survive a week.
>>74066625
>Also doing that runs you the risk of becoming my neighbour.
What's your wifi password?
>>74066291
If you really feel like that you must be eager to live life to the full at the moment. You said before that you don't spend very much on yourself so you must have quite a bit saved up if you've been working for a couple of years.
I hate job applications as well, in fact the whole adjustment process, meeting new people and renting a new place but I still think it's worth it for a year or just a couple of months of doing whatever I want all the time.
In terms of your happening, you've said before that you wouldn't off yourself while your parents are alive but have you considered that with lifespans these days you could be nearly at retirement age by the time they go?
>>74065473
Fuck off lazy wee entitled scrote
>>74066761
>If you really feel like that you must be eager to live life to the full at the moment
God no. If I was unemployed I'd spend every day playing video games and browsing the internet.
> but have you considered that with lifespans these days you could be nearly at retirement age by the time they go?
Yes, I have considered that. Also, when I say "the Happening", I am not referring to suicide.
>>74066110
People genuinely looking for work between jobs aren't leeches
It's the others
>>74066844
Haha no. Work more wagecuck. I'll enjoy spending your hard earned money and drugs and drink.
>>74066933
Not be so smug when the revolution comes and your kind are forced to either get a job or live a life of abject poverty
>>74067050
Which revolution; Communist or otherwise?
>>74067085
When the taxpayer rises up and resists the theft of their hard earned money by the bennies leeching scum of the earth
>>74067050
>>74067176
Keep dreaming bb ;)
>>74062595
>However, he submitted Hearne has no previous convictions and suffers from a range of conditions, including Aspergers Syndrome
Around autists, remain cautios!
>>74066761
Jesus you're some gay cunt
>>74068544
Perfectly straight, sorry to disappoint.
New thread cucks
>>122775824
>>122775824
New thread up on /pol/, Irish edition get in xuxksc
ITT we discuss why juniper is such a little bitch?
>>74069767
Who's Juniper?
>>74069852
>t.juniper
>>74069910
exactly what i was thinking but juniper just point blank refuses to even acknowledge posts with his name these days so i doubt it. what a pissbaby. i wonder does mammy still clean his room?
>>74069496
>5 of the first 7 posts are from the same person
>>74068851
To be straight is a matter. To be perfectly straight is another matter entirely. This implies you are not just a heterosexual, but rather you are the apex of heterosexuality. But how might you define this? Well you start by grouping all things non-heterosexual such as penises and beards. But that's only for regular straights, you are perfectly straight. So you take everything that is not exclusive to women. This means that bums, legs, nipples, long hair and feminine clothing are off the table. Indeed even breasts, which can be emulated by surgery or obesity are deemed unfit for the perfectly straight male. Even the female chromosomes(XX) themselves are unfit for this apostle of straightness as there is an X within the male chromosomes(XY). Which leaves only one element: the vagina. The female vagina is the only truly feminine feature. All attempts to replicate it via medical science have at most resulted in a large wound which is a vagina in name only. As such this is the only element through which one perfectly straight man can be attracted to and engage with. Along with the internal female sex organs of course.
>>74069425
I can't wait to see how shit this thread is.
>>>/pol/122775824
>>74070000
>join the national party
>>74069991
Can't blame a man for his vagina-but-nothing-else fetish
>>74070000
>thinking it was muslims that scratched up those cars
I saw the pictures, it also had 666 scraped on it. No muzzy would write the devil's number, it was probably just a bunch of drunk imbeciles.
>>74070000
What am I supposed to be looking at. There's been éirepol threads daily for months.
>>74070417
They're much less frequent than they were about a month ago.
>>74070417
I wanted to see what the poster was attempting to crosslink to, the post number looked like a /pol/ post, due to that I was expecting shit, I'm not surprised it was only /éire/pol.
>>74070071
Everytime I see that image I think the one on the left is holding a clam puppet and the one on the right is making air quotes.
>>74070586
I haven't been browsing /pol/ much. Did Ceann Comhairle die or something?
>>74069425
>>74070613
4chan tip: copy/pasting a thread's url into your post makes it come out as a perfect cross-link.
>>74070772
I'm not expecting anything from this, I've always done crosslinking manually, but I'll give it a try to be laughed at when I fuck it up.
>>>/pol/122775824
>>74070772
testing
>>>/a/156320859
>>74070977
still here if you want to ask me questions.
>>74071012
I wasn't sure enough to call you out. The "right-wing fantasy" stuff sounded familiar.
>>74071054
who do you think I am?
>>74071095
Not that anon but Jaguar/Jaggy.
>>74071139
wrong.
>>74070977
>I'm above most of you for sure
>>74071139
Jaggy capitalises and isn't so antagonistic. I think this could be AA but I'm not too familiar with his posting style yet.
>>>/pol/122778773
Very good post. I like this anon.
Natcon rally when?
His name was Howth.
He was a monster of a man, broad shouldered and a countenance not unlike that of a gorgon. He could articulate any position in a debate and decimate everyone, leaving him, a real Dublin genius, left standing. Even his most vehement enemies loved him.
We live in a period in which politicians are not very popular, and believe me, you have my sympathy. Politicians are regarded as people who have learnt to talk but not to act -- and you demand action and rightly demand it!
The little men of the old parties, blown hither and thither by every gust of transient opinion, elated by a little success, downcast by a little failure, gossiping and chattering about the prospects of the next five minutes, jostling for place, but not so forward in service, without loyalty, endurance or staying power. Such a character is the hallmark of financial, democratic politics. It is the opposite of the National Conservative.
My comrades in struggle, our fight is for the soul of Ireland, and in that battle we go forward together until victory be won. Our struggle is hard because we are fighting for something great and great things are not lightly or easily gained. We are fighting for nothing less than a revolution in the spirit of our people. We care not whether we win tomorrow morning or at the end of a lifetime of labour and of struggle. All we care is that we win and win we will because Ireland demands it, and no power on Earth can hold down the will within us. Struggles we have had and will have, blows we have taken and will again, victories we have had and will have again -- yes, even greater victories than NatCons have ever known. Through good and ill we march on, till victory be won.
>>74071337
fuck off juniper.
>>74071366
It has fallen into abeyance because I, Howth, do not post here. I found it exasperating to argue with simpletons (you lot). I am so far above you all. I am a God, truly. I kept this place alive. You need me but I do not need you.
I have drunk from the Holy Grail, sat on the Temple Mount and seen the future. My future is a grand one. I will be Europe's new light. I will be Charlemagne. I will drag Europe up from its death throes and invigorate it. Shitskins will tremble before me.
Oliver, Trinity, Jaggy, Laois, Skeletor, Juniper and all the rest of you extreme bottlers and clowns will die horrific deaths. Your complicity in the death of Europe will be your end. I shall see to it.
Women quake at the knees when I am around. Tingling at the clit. I have the hands and phallus to please them. I shall repopulate Europe like Genghis Khan did to Asia.
I am currently seething with rage over the incident in Paris, but I see that each transgression, each attack, slowly brings about Europe's reawakening.
Watch yourselves.
I am Howth, faggot.
>>74071395
>bottler
westbrit.
>>74071420
He says goodbye to /éire/ with what best can be described as emotion. He doesn't feel much, yet finds himself in miss of the banter and the overall aura of feeling superior to sad faggots, failed animators, queers repeating the LC and shit-eating mechanics.
He knows he must go. He has more important things in his life. His time on /int/ was ephemeral, transient if you will. It was an enjoyable deviation from his life of success. He has never been anything but a success, but 4chan made helped him feel what the masses feel. He was here as an experiment, trying to feel out new ways to control people for his upcoming domination of European politics.
He sits inside his palatial home, after a hard day's work, and surveys the land. He looks at the political landscape. Everything. No stone is left unturned. He likes to stay abreast of current events.
With a cold heart, he says goodbye: goodbye to all the losers and sad cunts. The words coming from his mouth mesmerise even his fiercest critics. They're moved to tears. Ellen drops his animation portfolio, realising he will never craft anything as beautiful as Howth's words or even pass his shit little FAS FETAC course. Juniper will always be mentally deficient and will cling onto sanity through alcohol. Tommy will always act the hard man even though he is a shaft-gripping, shit-devouring aberration. Tsukihi will fall short of his goal of becoming a doctor and become a lowly pharmacist, all the while dreaming and cogitating on what could have been. Jaggy will come out to his left-wing mother that brainwashed him and she will accept him for being a pansy. AA will finally live vicariously through ponies and other cartoon shit and will forever be a slave to his sister, who beats him.
Those are all individual experiences, but one overall experience they will all have is this: they will all know HOWTH was right, that he truly knew the future. They will know how intelligent he was and admire his foresight.
Bye
Juniper, what name do you prefer to be called now?
>>74071334
>>74071334
Shouldn't manipulate people's feelings like that.
Daily reminder that I, Howth, have not really been here for about 3 years while you sad cunts on the DOLE like Jaggy (tehehehehee I totally a woman, le riot games), Ellen, Jewniper and Tommy the shite eater. Don't forget that vacuous-faced cunt OLELver.
Literally fucking kill yourselves. Still here on this gay """"general""" talking absolute tripe because you're all fucking losers. Ellen failing his fucking FAS course for the 8th year this year, lads? LE ART COURSE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHKHKKHJHJHJHHJAJHJAHJHJAJHJAJHJAJHJHJAJJHJAJJHJAHJHJJJHAJHA
I WILL KILL ALL NIGGERS AND PUFFS IN AN INSTANT. I AM THE KING OF DUBLIN. PALE FOR LIFE. NIGGERS WILL BE REMOVED IN DUE COURSE. VOTE NATIONAL PARTY OR KYS.
FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>74071317
It's definitely not AA, but he's always around.
>>74071501
What do you mean?
You're all fucking sad cunts. The only reason I ever come here anymore is to laugh at you all. You're STILL on this shit board while I, Howth, sit in my palatial home, surrounded by riches, laughing at you sick excuses for humans.
Kill yourselves, you dumb, nigger-loving scum.
HAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>74071317
Isn't AA a drug addict now, don't think it could be him?
The best thing about this thread is that I know all you losers are wasting your lives, day in, day out. It's great.
I, Howth, am successful and you cunts spend your days on this website. Fucking nigger-loving faggots. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
This Howth guy seems like a nice person
>>74071627
>Ryanair
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74071692
>you losers are wasting your lives, day in, day out
>>74071740
>implying I fly Ryanair
>implying I didn't steal the pic off Twitter
Kill yourselves, you sad cunts.
Signed,
Howth
Fun fact: the personality "Laois" never actually existed. It was a made up persona that Juniper used based on some incessantly angry person from the midlands who would constantly refer to himself in the 3rd person for some reason. It seemed to be created out of convenience so he could blame his angry moments on the invisible man or insult other posters and absolve himself of responsibility later.
Nobody for a moment thought "he" was real and yet when Juniper was imitating other posters he'd always talk about "him" as if he were.
>>74071793
>light tower
>>74071789
I love that you're all still here. Nothing but losers. I was always a success, for I am HOWTH. I am a successful person, meanwhile you cosmopolitan scum wallow in your own semen in your bedrooms.
I will never be defeated. Never. The ideals that surround me are untouchable. They will outlast me and you -- the Volk will live on.
I have a dedicated plan. A plan whereby I cleanse Ireland of all non-Whites. Can't wait desu.
All you faggots will be killed too. All of you. What losers. HAHAHAHAHAHHAajahahahahhahahhaHHHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA
I AM HERE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, FOREVER. I WILL END YOU ALL HAHAHJAHJJAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAH
NEVER MESS WITH ME, ELLEN
>>74071814
>implying you're not juniper
Howth how are you posting from jail?
Please, for the LOVE of GOD, have another /eire/ meet-up. I will turn up and kick the fuck out of every single one of you. Please do it. I will kick you nigger-loving scum into dirt. I will trounce on your heads as your bodies go limp from brain trauma.
I want to stamp on every single one of you aberrations.
You're all on this Burmese tile-sharing agora, doing nothing with your lives. You deserve death. I, Howth, on the other hand have made a success of myself. I want you all to do. You're a drain on society. You'll be burnt just like the niggers. Your bodies will give warmth to the productive masses. Cunts.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAJ
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME. HAHAHHAHAHH
JAGGY, ELLEN, TOMMY THE SHIT-EATING FAGGOT, JEWNIPER, TRINITY, ROOSTER. YOU'RE ALL DEAD.
Juniper is such a sad cunt lads. Trying to derail the thread with this howth shit.
>>>/pol/122783701
Genuinely disturbing that there's some guy going around taking pictures of mothers and their children. What a psychopath.
Plot twist: The Frog and his orbiters are all Juniper.
>>74071898
No. Always posting from my massive home.
>>74071935
I can't wait to kill all the Mudslimes.
>>74071934
He does this at around the same time every other night when the thread gets busy.
I don't understand his behaviour at all. he never interacts with the thread anymore, his only posts are either copypasta or insulting people with very broad insults like "you're gay", "weeb faggot" or latching on to anyone who responds to frogweeb.
>>74071935
Don't tag my posts
>>74071968
Any plans to move out of the parents house?
>>74071997
Did you take that photo?
>>74071935
Genuinely disturbing that I'm some guy going around taking pictures of meme barber's. What a psychopath.
Wow. You niggers are still here? Loser cunts.
Howth here, supreme badass and sexual tyrant. I am working for my retirement in Eastern Europe to escape Nigerians and weeaboos. Can't wait to kiss this country goodbye!
Kill yourselves.
AHAHAHJAJAAHAHAAHAAHAHHAAAJJAJAJAJAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAJAJAJJJAJJAAJJAJAJHAHHHAHHAHHA
>>74071991
It's when the thread isn't going his way. He throws the toys out of the pram and spams or desperately tries to derail and change the topic. He's a lost cause. Just keep calling him out.
>>74072027
I own my own house in Howth.
You have ruined this general yet again. You dirty anime pedophines and your disgusting childs cartoons, you weird south korean waifufag CUNT and all of you skype cabal dickeads need a bullet in the back of the head. I sincerely hate you all. This was a comfy general and you ruined it AGAIN. I miss when the swissyank was the only annoying poster. but oh, OH! How foolish was I to think the anime paedos and skypecunts wouldn't eventually crawl from the gutter to once again ruin this general and drag everyone down to their scummy level. Angrylad, Derrylad, the heemposters, all were right. You ruined it. Fuck you. Fuck all of you
What the hell is going on?
Loving this Howth pasta.
He was always just misunderstood.
>>74072164
Juniper spamming pastas about Howth from the Skype group to derail the thread.
>>74072120
If you're really Howth. Which African countries have you visited?
HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHA
ARE YOU DUMB NIGGERS STILL POSTING ON THIS BOARD?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I, HOWTH, GUARDIAN OF IRELAND AND ALL THE GAELIC REALMS, HAVE MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE WHILE YOU ABSOLUTE LOSERS ARE STILL MAKING "MEMES" AND TALKING ABOUT BOIPUCCIS. FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS.
FUCK TOMMY, THE SHIT-EATING FAGGOT. FUCK ELLEN, THE ANOREXIC CUNT. FUCK JAGGY, THE FAT TUMBLR CUNT. FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS. FUCK YOU ALL.
I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL. THE WHITE RACE WILL RISE UP AND I WILL SMITE YOU ALL. CANT WAIT.
>>74072168
I wish I could've protected his smile, before niggers and muzzies stole it.
>>74072148
>you weird south korean waifufag CUNT
I know this is pasta but I stopped posting her images out of respect to her.
>>74072265
For now.
>>74072236
South Africa, Namibia, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Uganda, Kenya. It made me even more racist, seeing those useless cunts.
>>74072265
>out of respect to her
Why are you still not over that whore?
>>74072322
I guess you couldn't stay away from this place. Congrats on getting your own place, have you got a job yet?
>>74072288
No, I told her and she acknowledged it. Granted, she wasn't upset but all the negative 4chan attention is driving her mad. I kept my word and I didn't break it. That birthday thread she was in on it, because I told her, and it was a joke.
>>74072328
I am rehabbing my effects, lads. I took the biggest step in deleting her images and videos. I rarely post on pol much too.
>>74072395
Thank you. Job incoming. Finished college soon.
>>74072148
This can all be traced back to just a month or two ago when all the old "personality" fags came back.
I wish they'd leave, we used to have such comfy threads but now it's just them constantly derailing threads circlejerking again with "personalities" they like and bringing up grudges they have with other "personalities" they dislike.
Makes for very boring, segregated and shitty threads.
>>74072395
It's just Juniper digging up old archives. Don't feed him mate.
>>74072557
Kill yourself, you waste of air. Fuck you, wasting my tax money on your education. NIGGER.
I will kill all you cunts. Howth never rests, he never forgets. He's here always -- eternal.
I have a successful life and I come back occassionally and see you wasters still doing the same shit. Kill yourself, Jewniper and Jaggy and shit-eating Tommy.
>>74072623
>wasting my tax money on your education. NIGGER
>>74072698
Kill yourself, nigger-loving scum.
Howth is still here, never going away. I will trounce weeaboos and niggers with my boots. I am a modern Stormtrooper. A real man.
>tfw Irish Canadian
>>74072719
>I am a modern Stormtrooper
haha I love Star Wars too :)
>>74072723
out
>>74072778
>tfw my town still speaks Irish
>>74072719
>I will trounce weeaboos and niggers with my boots
>>74072459
You can finally fulfill your dream of working for le riot games. Best of luck.
You can tell it's Juniper because he removes AA from all the copy pasta's and refuses to acknowledge AA's existence.
>>74072854
wummy mummy
>>74072972
>>74072896
>>74071443
>AA will finally live vicariously through ponies and other cartoon shit and will forever be a slave to his sister, who beats him.
This might actually be Howth since he answered questions correctly and posted images that I don't think are in the archive. Howth is a big enough of a spanner to post ancient copypasta and direct all conversation on himself though so it's hard to tell for sure.
>>74073104
I don't have a sister and I don't watch MLP and never have. I bet I'm more successful than Howth.
>ywn be as powerful as Howth
>ywn be attractive as Jaggy
>ywn be as rich as Luxlad
>ywn have as many friends as Froggy
How do I become a personality lads?
>>74073104
>Howth is a big enough of a spanner
He is a legend.
Nay -- a mythical figure akin to Hercules or, dare I say it, Zeus himself.
He will save Ireland from itself, and we'll hate him for it. He's the hero Ireland deserves, but not the one it needs right now. He's a violent guardian. A watchful protector. A Darkie bashing Knight.
>>74073362
Depends on definitions of success but Howth has served time in the joy for aggravated racial assault and has never had employment as a result.
>>74073445
He talks about visiting the world. I'm nearly 99% sure his parents just paid for him to fuck off and he did some rich-person tour organised by a travel agent and he was bussed around like an old person.
>>74073432
Become Mumen Rider.
Alright boys
>>74073432
EASY MODE: Get a trip.
MEDIUM MODE: Make a gimmick and stick to it until everyone's sick of you.
HARD MODE: Express your personality through your posts for some time until people can tell it's you just based on text alone.
Lads remember when Juniper was attracted to me?
>>74073613
story feen
>>74073613
But I'm a lady!
>>74073664
I remember when he was attracted to Ellen, Karen and AA
>>74073625
Create multiple gimmicks that no one can trace back to a single poster. Become the true anon.
>>74073747
I am AA. Juniper come back 2 me bby
>>74073712
GET OUT!!
>>74073365
>implying you know what I look like
>>74073853
It doesn't matter since you also have internal beauty.
>you will never be as rich as AA
>you will never look as good as AA
>you will never be as powerful as AA
desu
>>74073922
That's very nice of you, anon
>>74073951
good pic.
Do you think you're attractive Jaggy?
>post yfw you will NEVER EVER be AA
>>74071814
wrong
>>74074005
>>74074044
Hello Juniper
>>74073986
sometimes, sometimes not
>more personality shite
stimulating, engaging stuff
well good night
Froggy once again showcases his intense fear of personalities. Maybe he was once a victim of the mighty Howth.
>>74074240
>frogposter
>stupid enough to save the thumbnail
Not surprised in the least.
>>74074265
Oh, I'm here.
Most attractive /eire/ personalities?
Sorry for being so rude lads. I'm just tsundere. y-yeah thats it!!
That Limerick guy is still going on /pol/
I especially liked this one >>>/pol/122787802 where he highlights the veiled mother as problematic but makes no mention towards the catholic school girls forced into uniformed and oppressive ankle length skirts.
>>74074265
What are you studying? Are you the same as buslad?
>>74074317
>carton of milk
>>74074532
You just can't stop yourself, can you?
>>74072395
Fuck off trinity you poof
>>74074442
I only saw girls wearing skirts that long at an open day. I think they were from Limerick too. Seem like they'd be more of an annoyance but I'm not used to wearing dresses.
>>74074532
>carton of milk
amphetamine addict confirmed
>>74074442
>An ankle length skirt is as bad as a veil.
I keep trying to convince people Ireland doesn't really have a low 90's average I.Q, but maybe I should stop.
>>74074661
It's obviously not as bad but it's still oppressive in some sense. Though I wouldn't compare the two since the skirt is set by this one school, not required by religion.
>>74074617
They're in most city centre schools.
>>74074661
Both enforce modesty. Heaven forbid showing some skin.
Heard scarves aren't unusual among white women either so I'm not sure why you'd have an issue with it regardless.
>>74074829
Head scarves =/= veils. Old woman wear them for both fashion and to keep them warm.
>>74074578
I had wondered why Trinity wasn't around anymore but it made sense when I saw some brit apparently doxxed him and is posting his name around. Guess he got his just desserts.
>>74074927
Why is clothing mandated by religion worse than clothing mandated by religion through a school? Both enforce the same principle of modesty.
>>74074937
Where?
>>74075016
Because those girls will graduate.
>>74074937
Trinity was alright
Don't think anyone deserves to be doxxed
>>74075020
He posted it in an eire thread last week.
>>74074937
Trinners was never doxxed what are you shiteing on about
"le mysterious post with le hidden epic backstory that the mentalist made up in his head"
fuck off
>>74075202
Trinity was a known doxxer himself, I remember he used to brag about doxxing an old /brit/ tripfag a few years ago. It may have been the same guy who got him.
>>74075210
I don't remember that.
>>74075353
It was late at night, the very last posts before a thread died. He posted an image as well.
>>74075316
That was fat cam who "doxxed" himself and became a meme on /brit/
>>74075484
>no archival proof
>>74075677
I'm not going to help you find it, sorry. I don't approve of doxxings
>>74075762
>lying
>>74075972
Sure.
>>74076087
Right.
>>74075621
If he didn't doxx him how do you know the exact person I'm referring to? I never mentioned fatcam.
>it's an /eire/ skype edition
>Can't carry pepper spray
>Can't carry a taser
>Can't carry a baton
I don't like not being able to defend myself in this country. I can fight one person at a time but more? I'd probably lose.
I live in Dublin so its not like I can avoid confrontation
>>74076520
Walk away, run away if they pursue.
>>74076608
Sometimes that just isn't an option.
I was out with the GF on Friday night when one of her friends met up with some cunt she's been texting. He got very aggressive with the whole group after we told the girl it was time to go home.
I was the only male there. He started squaring up to the girls(all below 5'1") so I had to step in and hit him a few thumps
>>74076388
because im le oldfig
>>74076520
Inform them that resorting to violence is knacker behaviour and you're above it.
>>74076765
If he didn't doxx him why would you presume a connection? You just plucked a name from thin air who wasn't mentioned in the conversation and who just happens to be the person he doxxed.
It's the equivalent of a guard saying "Good Morning" and responding with "I didn't rob the Dunnes ATM I swear". Gave me a good laugh anyway.
>>74077040
because i saw fat cam posting last week like you
>>74077245
I have no idea who he is, I don't post in /brit/. I only recognise the name because he was the guy Trinity and Juniper bragged about doxxing. It would make sense if the guy who posted here was him though considering that.
>>74077327
Hmm, if you had no idea who he is how did you know he was the exact person you were referring to then
Your narrative is collapsing around you
>>74077518
I already explained. Trinity and Juniper used to mention him constantly. They made "fatcam editions" of /eire/, they posted his picture, they used his name in haxball, they bragged incessantly about the time they doxxed him. It was very annoying since nobody cared about /brit/ memes.
>>74077327
Are you possibly talking about 190cm master race? He posts on /sp/ and I think on /brit/ too, and most people there bully him with Kev pictures as someone posted a picture of 190cm where he walked towards the camera and had a similar build to Kev, they usually call him 190kg on /sp/.
/r/ireland is better than this.
>>74077698
I'm talking about a British anon who posted Trinity's real name and photo a week or so ago. I don't know who it is but it might be the guy who he doxxed before apparently called fatcam.
According to this guy he knows he's around posting at the moment so it'd make sense. >>74077245
>I already explained. Trinity and Juniper used to mention him constantly. They made "fatcam editions" of /eire/, they posted his picture, they used his name in haxball, they bragged incessantly about the time they doxxed him. It was very annoying since nobody cared about /brit/ memes.
>>74077757
calm down
>>74077820
Haven't a clue about the Brit who posted about Trinity. Fatcam seems to fit 190cm masterrace due to the picture of his photo and looking similar to Kev, on /sp/ Kev is sometimes referred to as walking towards the camera, it seems to fit as well as Kev originating here, but fatcam might be someone completely different. The only other thing about 190cm that I know off the top of my head is he's Welsh, supports Swansea City FC and is an abhorrent poster on /sp/. Searching for this tripcode in the archive shows he's still there, his trip is !!0fFMSfJHLfv, and here's him posting very recently. http://desuarchive.org/_/search/tripcode/%21%210fFMSfJHLfv/
>>74077757
I'll bite, tell me how it's better?
>>74076520
Carry Tabasco sauce in a spray bottle and use it as pepper spray. Police can't book you for carrying condiments.