Are Cara
>>74049880
>before old thread even hits 310
The cleaning staff will be notified of this little early indiscretion I can assure you
HEEM HIM JANNY
>Are Cara
she was only pretty because of her makeup and hair, now she can be seen for the lizard creature she really is
>not enjoying this badly-done-fedora-posting gimmick tbqh
>I still post fedoras when the rest of /brit/ has moved on to novelty hatposting
Bit of a virgin if you think that girls don't love to be choked, have their hair pulled, held down etc.
>I try to force new gimmicks by pretending other people are doing it as well
>>74049941
What the fuck is that chain thing he's got over his knuckles?
>>74049954
Only vapid whores like that. Most women (pure) would hate that
>Bit of a virgin if you think that girls don't love to be choked, have their hair pulled, held down etc.
>>74049936
>cara
>pretty
>ever
>Bit of a virgin if you think that girls don't love to be choked, have their hair pulled, held down etc.
NEED to pound an fanny tbqh ngl
>Only vapid whores like that. Most women (pure) would hate that
>>74049991
Talked with a shy little qt a while ago, VERY vanilla in pretty much every respect but she said she liked having her hands held down above her head
did you know the pigment in your lips is the same as the pigment on you willy's head haha
howling when I think about some JF coming into /brit/ and just being baffled by the absolute state of it
>>74050018
*kisses my willy to check*
waiting to do my hat post, gonna be a big one t b h not like these gimmick hopping morons
>gimmick hopping morons
>>74049936
Models are meant to be striking, not pretty. She'd be pretty if she had the black card. She isn't. Nostril monster
>howling when I think about some JF coming into /brit/ and just being baffled by the absolute state of it
>>74050018
Well, I'm the one who puts that lipstick on there, so yes.
>waiting to do my hat post, gonna be a big one t b h not like these gimmick hopping morons
>>74050042
can't wait
>waiting to do my hat post, gonna be a big one t b h not like these gimmick hopping morons
creasing at the thought of insecure bongs feeling the need to insult us noble Yanks on here
>>74050067
nah it's a special one
>>74050052
>>74050063
>>74050070
wasted (You)'s
>lib-dumbs
business idea: anti-whorish tendencies
>>74050053
This. A lot of male models are actually quite strange looking, you'd double take if you saw some of them in real life. Like they were one gene away from being an extremely ugly mong
>my fedora collection is numbered up to 61 instead of stopping at 33
there are girls that can pull off baldness or closely shaven hair
cara isn't one of them
I number my images at random as I save them.
I weigh 80kg at 6ft. Is that skinny?
>you will never live in based schengen zone
>you will never be able to fuck off to Lisbon for the weekend for the price of a nice pair of pants
>>74050107
Will never sell m8. People love whores, whores keep the world running and forever wanting more
best gf I ever had was all missionary sex
>>74050132
And neither is this bint
>I'm not collecting enough 'doras to push a thread to the image bump limit single-handedly
Best gf I ever had was the one who never was
>80kg at 6ft
>Is that skinny?
>i have a 'dora folder
>>74050132
and neither is this monstrosity
>>you will never live in based schengen zone
>>you will never be able to fuck off to Lisbon for the weekend for the price of a nice pair of pants
>>74050145
you're not thinking outside the box, the box of whores especially
as supply of whorish tendencies rises the demand will plateau leaving anti-whorish tendencies in a under supplied cachet thus causing the price to spiral out of control
>I don't have an organised 'dora folder to streamline the 'doraposting process
>>74050141
fat cunt tier
>>74050132
nay can that harlot
>Best gf I ever had was the one who never was
ah yes
whoever greentexts this post is a bender
>>74050222
Found the skinny limp wristed mong
>>74050163
>>74050197
>>74050224
>he doesn't recognise and appreciate the superior afropunk aesthetic
*stares at you until you break eye contact*
>>74050273
I can smell the HIV from here.
>>74050273
yeah
nah
it looks shite
blacks are just ugly and all have this obnoxious expression on their face
>>74050132
If she was white no one would blame someone for thinking she lost more than a few rounds boxing. Sorry but, I don't see colour. I see masculine bone structure and precious little femininity.
>>74050298
Thank you for supporting the Australian music industry :)
The best time to post on /brit/ is when the post count has reached > 50 but < 275
Fite me on this and you shall lose
>>74050143
>tfw brit citizen
>tfw brexit
>tfw learn im an irish citizen
must suck being african lmao
i want to live here
http://www.realtor.com/news/unique-homes/a-glass-house-in-california/
I tell you what lads these fruit shakers from Mozzers are absolutely peng
>>74050311
had no idea, deletred
/ex-yu/ = patrician taste
/brit/ = runt taste
>whoever greentexts this post is a bender
>>74050343
your dad is a fruit shaker from Mozzers
I am the Janny
Hello
Why does labour still think it can win by appealing to foreigners when we already know from last time there's not enough of them and they're not spread far enough apart to take constituencies?
>why no, I most certainly do NOT enjoy sliding my cock inside a tight little boipucci
>>74050371
Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
>>74050387
wrong 'un
>>74050384
they probably have low voter turnout too
why does this cunt look like a failing insurance agent whose life is in pieces?
fag and a coffee for breakfast
>>74050353
hate women who wear shoes like that
im short enough as it is i dont need to compete with women the same height as me getting a free 2-3 inches when they go out
>>74050409
what's his name?
>>74050409
I had a slow energy releasing breakfast bar
a big poo is coming and I'm scared because I know it'll hurt
but I have to go through it
hold me lads
>>74050417
nah it's great, love a pair of heels on a bird
most girls are absolute runts around 5'3-5'6 so even in heels they're not as tall as me (5'9)
>tfw 6ft on the dot when I wake up
>Tfw shrink during the day
>Tfw old age will make me a manlet
AHHHHHHHH
>>74050409
cannibalism bad
>>74050429
whose name mate?
>>74050456
you what?
If we cap migration targets we will crash and burn economically.
>>74050444
I've had one poking through since last night but it just didn't want to come out, dread to imagine the fucking state of it after it's been sitting in my arse cavity all night and this morning, it's probably all crusty and hard and backed up with fresh shit. Need to bite the bullet and fire it out soon.
there is no such thing as a bad piece of art
taste is subjective
literally spent about 3 hours on that picture and nobodys even looking at it
>>74050394
Haha woops!
just did an ungodly amount of mastication
>>74050476
psst
*passes you a note with "they're calling you gay" written on it*
new indian place near me does a great lamb saag but end up shitting lava the next day whenever I have it
>Amir gets less (yous) than his imposter on /r9k/
>Goes back to spamming fedoras here
Janitor we have a mess that needs cleaned up...
>>74050480
migrants on the whole take more out than they contribute
Why is ever church-goer you ever meet lame as fuck?
Doesn't exactly do the Church any favours
>>74050491
bet youre one of those runts who go "ahhhhh... hmmm...... yessss....... i can really see what the artist was going with this.... deeeepp..." at the sight of a piece of shit in a mcdonalds cup or something equally dumb and lazy
somebody say something about a picture? hmm, I guess not
never minds
>>74050494
Fuck off Josie you little sketchy nobody wants to look at your OC
>>74050494
I saved it dw x
should've made it the op
>>74050524
who are you to judge what is art and what isn't
>>74050517
mix sugar
*shits on a piece of paper*
there we go, I trust everyone here appreciates my art
step aside boys, I'm here to post the best oasis tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPm6f1HNzgw
>>74050580
>Oasis
>Tune
Pick one and only one
>>74050588
t. "beep boop bing" runt or "muh dick muh gunz mug pussy" nigger
blur is shit
>anon do you like these glasses?
>They're cool right?
>Maybe you can jizz on them later?
What do
>>74050580
oxymoron
anything can be art
this post is art
NOT REAL POLEABOO POST
DELETEA THIS NOW CUMSKIN
wish someone would pay me to post on 4chan
your mums spunk drenched pussyhole is art you street shitter
>>74050494
what picture
time to face the pain
boggles the mind that there are some french mongs who believe england was created when the normans invaded when it was already a unified kingdom under edgar the peaceful
and the normans weren't even french anyway
can't take posts seriously when they say "normans"
>>74050557
what?
The Streets - Fit But You Know It is the official /brit/ anthem desu
>>74050491
>there is no such thing as a bad piece of art
There's concept, and there's genius.
PissChrist is concept. Certainly makes you think. Michelangelo's David is genius.
Some art is better
>>74050580
just skipped to random parts of it and it sounds like every oasis song I've ever heard
>>74050521
because our economy is shit, looks after the wealthy and doesn't let people advance. true for migrants and natives.
but free movement goes hand in hand with free markets which increases living standards for everyone.
set a cap or restrict and suddenly and they will go to our neighbour, work for their economies and leave us in the dirt with our elite telling us how good we have it because they'e never had it so good
>>74050252
>THAILAD! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
I quite like it
>>74050727
her legs belong around my face
(haha not really janny haha)
>>74050727
good pic x
why do aussies all hate oasis
>>74050628
fuck them in between their necks
>>74050745
you have absolutely no idea how the economy works
pick up a book instead of regurgitating the economically illiterate bullshit from the guardian
runts
>>74050628
that's the weirdest shit. should be more creepy than it is. i'd probably be more startled in person but in pictures i automatically assume it's a shop
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE BECOME SO NUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>74050769
it's alri liam you're not that bad x
>>74050772
not an argument
underrated oasis tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPPi2D6GK7A
>>74050252
cant see are nige anywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
unironically an absolute tune
Here's the thing guys. Immigration is going to increase big time-and that's a good thing! It helps our economy a lot and we couldn't grow without them. Even brexit can't stop it.
>>74050796
imagine being their friend, would you automatically be nicer to the less sunken deformed looking head or have sympathy for it?
>>74050796
saw a documentary on it, one of the worst parts is how vapidy american she/they are
at least they're happy though
>>74050813
Noel.
Ar lad was just the singer
>>74050824
the masterplan is not underrated lad
Can't understand why you'd be anti globalisation. Humanity working as one is the end goal, the most efficient way, and only way forward if our species will ever achieve anything. And you're all upset because a Nigerian might breed with a white girl? Lmao
>>74050824
the runts of madchester
>>74050829
i will make a sequel piece in the near future dw
wasn't as bad as I thought it would
feeling much lighter now
>>74050824
Still great
>>74050867
>>74050834
hmm
fuck off
>>74050867
Thank you for bring your wise and profound views to the thread Mr. Shekelberg
I will be sure to let everyone know these facts
>>74050867
>Humanity working as one is the end goal, the most efficient way, and only way forward if our species will ever achieve anything
imagine how boring that would be
>>74050867
because importing migrants from third world countries increases violent crime, and fundamentalist religion has no place in the modern world. i'll accept globalism as soon as the rest of the world stops being savages.
>>74050831
i like how our natural speaking cadence is very rhythmic and with great orators it isn't very hard at all to put their speeches to music like this
Are you high or what??
humanity will never work as one while Islam exists
>>74050824
all their ballads sound the same
>>74050867
>Humanity working as one
quite simple, different bits of humanity are at different levels of development and have very different ideas about how life should be lived
mixing it all together rarely makes anyone happy.
I hate immigrants but I hate Brits of a different class than me even more
>ballads
best stereophonics tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcguxHc4hiU
>>74050938
I hate immigrants and Brits regardless
UKIP is finished, it's over
the idea of northern runts discussing their bands really makes my stomach turn
Not about that business anymore
You shouldn't have a problem with immigrant if they don't want to come to this country to commit crime or terrorism or sponge off the state and want to work hard and integrate themselves with british culture
but the fact is this only accounts for a very very tiny percentage of immigrants so it's just unsustainable on the whole
>I hate immigrants and Brits regardless
Humanity would work as one if countries were smaller
the westphalian state and its export on the colonies was a mistake
Saw some things last night that would have been pretty horrifying to someone with a troubled mind
>>74050990
Untrue.
Without our colonies we would have nothing
Alles Vergängliche
>>74050930
why should humanity work as one?
we should let everyone have their own bit of land so they can live how they want. if the saudis want beheadings then good luck to them, I wouldn't want to force my way of life on them anymore than I'd want theirs forced on me.
things are better when they're seperate and small, that way everyone gets a customised way of life to suit them exactly the way they want.
that's precisely why gloabisation is awful
Just been diagnosed as a womaniser by the 'ol GP
Ist nur ein Gleichnis
>sign up to a 'social media' site
>instantly bombarded with emails
>what's your name?
>what's your phone number?
>where do you live?
>tell us more about you
Nah, not a fan.
>>74050252
Screaming
Making chicken nuggies lads
>>74051023
the only reason for globalism is so that a certain entity can literally control the world and tell all nations what to do
well they basically control the world as it is because they control all the banks have have their dirty fingers in all governments but they want even more
>>74051061
hope you're not using chicken
Oh what was I laughing at now?
Ah yes, that irishman walking towards the camera
Imagine being a bird but being "flightless" haha what a pathetic existence
Does anyone else hide an activity they engage in almost daily from their parents that isn't masturbation? For me it's vaping and alcohol. My mom asked me why my room smells funny this morning. Little do they know of my 2ml a day habit.
>>74051007
That's the point. nations are too big that they can dominate and think they can survive on their own.
>>74051070
No it's not you twat. Globalisation is responsible for you being able to post here, and having a good quality of life you daft cunt. So what if there's a couple disadvantages.
Dont think i dreamt at all last night
Just blacked out after hallucinating and feeling wide awake until at least 4 am
>>74051145
they can
what's your point
Business idea: pay those unable to contribute to society massive sums of money to kill themselves
>>74051037
if you're making something other than a facebook then you're a runt
actually if you're making a facebook only now you're still a runt
>>74051150
yes it really is
the only people who want globalisation are the jews and the people the have brainwashed
hey sexyy ;)
>>74051133
Feathers are for insulation senpai, the flight thing was just an added bonus.
What's a runt?
>>74051150
that quality of life relies on exploiting asian labour markets and stripping africans of their natural resources
$500,000 to kill myself? I could buy a 1 bedroom condo in Vancouver. How could I refuse?
>>74051221
Excuse me but you forgot to explain what a runt is.
>>74051235
>$500,000
That's like a cheap whore. IIRC a single human life is worth about 7 million
couldn't imagine a more soulless existence than living in a vancouver flat
the /brit/ runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fa8b0K3by0
Easiest (you)s I've ever made
Alexa open my wanking on the couch playlist
>>74051276
there's an ad on tv here that says the cost of raising a child is 500,000, a human life can't be much more than that
post good bands lads
>oasis
>stereophonics
>kasabian
>the stone roses
whatever happened to the heroooes
love oasis me
>>74051360
1975, royal blood, peter kay
Remember when I bought Sealey the fake Chanel wallet
She knew that shit was a fraud but never told me about it
Nowadays when we catchin' up we just laugh about it
Can't describe what my life is like when she asks about it
>>74051357
Yeah, but I think it's added up by how much the average human will produce in terms of goods and services.
Sort of how over the course of a lifetime that's how much your wageslaving generates for the economy.
imagefap.com/pictures/4185658/Abigail-and-Brittany-Hensel-two-lots-of-head-are-better-than-one
>Even this double headed thing has moved out of their parents and taken massive dick
JUST
>>74051360
>arctic monkeys
>libertines
>the verve
>kaiser chiefs
>the fratellis
>bloc party
>the courteeners
>franz ferdinand
>>74051360
>>74051431
none of these are good bands.
>>74051412
wonder if it counts as a threesome
>>74051431
good shout
>why yes I do accept paper with cool symbols on it in return for hours of my day 5 days a week every year
>>74051360
>the doors
>gentle giant
>my bloody valentine
>tortoise
>spiderland
>>74051412
looks like they found a niche and exploited it
>none of these are good bands.
>>74051431
Bloc party-good
The rest-utter shite
>>74051447
you're probably too young to appreciate them
>>74051447
not liking Oasis is very Yankish mate
>>74051487
>>74051447
you have to go back
>>>74051521
>Liking Oasis
YR MUH WONDERWALL
>>74051494
>>74051521
>>74051523
>liking bands just because they display some trait of being typically british
Instead of saying "thick, tight, solid" I said "thick, sight, tolid" hhahahahaha
Blur > Oasis
>>74051571
hate
>>74051544
>Only knowing wonderwall
FOY
>>74050867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVaAPTJqMUU
>>74051571
was on the phone to the landlord to get him to fix the door lock the other day and I realised after hanging up that I'd been saying "the door on the lock" instead of "the lock on the door"
was well embarrassing
The only good band is Elton John. But only 70s Elton John, and not the hits.
Literally the only good music are the tracks on Elton John albums between 1970-1979 that were never released as single.
/brit/, you are delusional. This proves it
MF Doom is the best English artist prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FtvwLSWBx0
remember when kasabian were actually good
>>74051650
He lived in NY since a young teenager
>>74051575
Here's a (you)
>>74051652
ummmmm, sweetie...48:13 was pretty good....
>>74051673
>Living in NY means yr not English anymore
He can't get back to America due to visa issues AFAIA
>>74051685
nah it was utter shite what you on about
>>74051635
>5%
>seems like 15% to the general population
is this supposed to be good?
>>74050053
>>74050109
Haute couture isn't meant to be accessible or conventional. Its esoteric high fashion for millionaires. The models are weird looking because its not meant to be normie shit.
>>74051705
nah mate there were some decent tracks
hey yo yo y'all can't stand right here
in his right hand was ya man's worst nightmare
Bored at work. wat do?
>inb4 work
>>74051750
>this is the kind of person who says oasis is shite
hmmm, really eye opening
the album.... is called.... 48:13
because... it is exactly.... 48 minutes...
...and 13 seconds long!
>>74051652
choon
>>74051754
Have a wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpaonSDPw7Y
this is the only good thing MF Doom has done 2bh
This right here is my realistic dream girl
>almost no Muslims in America
Feels great.
>>74051813
Good tune. Lots of love for Madlib.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOYkjt9F81c
whoever said scotland was runtish needs to see this...
http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/most-luxurious-tenement-glasgow-back-12913464#ICID=sharebar_facebook
>>74051834
That's right mate, focus on the good side of things and she'll be right
>>74051826
manjaw
>>74051769
I think oasis is great though
>>74051834
t. Tyrone LeShawn
Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dIUM4LRVsE
>>74051826
massive dirty manfeet on the doormat
not a fan
>>74051754
Same la
>>74051813
why does this one particularly appeal to you?
based on you liking this one i'd recommend a lot more of his discog, especially the collabs
>>74051916
>>74051754
how do I get a job where I can be bored whilst doing it? sounds great 2bh
I'll take 1000 niggers before a single mudslime Rasheed Al Muhammad
>>74051864
I'm quite a fan of those jaws desu
>>74051952
>doing it
>implying I'm actually doing my job
Howling
>I'll take 1000 niggers before a single mudslime Rasheed Al Muhammad
>tfw my mercury's in retrograde
In other news, an aids ridden patient on deaths door is bragging about how he doesn't have asthma
Why do African Americans have French and Arabic names? Seriously, every stereotypical African American name is French or Arabic.
Bill Nye is so progressive. So brave. Love him x
Krista is for _____________
>>74051956
t. D'Cornelius LaJackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oXWGxM4PY4
remember how good they were when they first came out
literally blew every other shitty indie band out of the water
*poos in a bag*
*puts it on deaths door and sets it on fire*
*runs away*
Hehehe
you DONT REALLY eat your boogers, do you?
>>74052031
Literally waiting for my coworker named Krista to come in so I can clock off. She should be here withing 35 minutes. Spooky.
Who's worse?
Cat women or snake women
just uploaded a new video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRnZ0PpJoBw
>>74052054
Is this your new art installation?
>>74052047
Literally who
>>74052071
they are delicious
>>74052054
One thing about death is...
*teleports above you*
You never see ME coming
*disembowls you from above with my katascythetana while down a flip*
>>74052097
bloc party? you know? the indie rock band with a black guy?
>>74052047
went to see them back when I was in year 8
mud ting
>>74052122
>indie rock band with a black guy
The Heavy? Yeah they're good
indie rock is truly the white mans genre
>anglos hopping to the defense of dune coons
>>74052181
why, because it's good?
cheese and onion is so much nicer than salt and vinegar
I've been told I sound very unconfident for my build. I'm 6'5", 200lb, sort of chubby but in a bulky way, but I exude low self-esteem and awkwardness, especially around young women.
>>74052193
Nah because it's washed out and over-played
>dune coons
>be yank
>be morbidly obese
>use disgusting wotsits covered fingers to type out a shitty race baiting post
>no one cares because you're a stupid fat yank
>"""anglos hopping to the defense of dune coons"""
>>74052205
Lanklets, when will they learn
That feel when you stick your cock firm up her twat and she gasps
Brunette patrician choice
The only good band is Death Grips. But only 10s Death Grips and not the hits.
Literally the only good music are the tracks on Death Grips albums between 2010-2019 that were never released as single.
why arent black americans churning out great funk and soul like they used to?
>>74052244
girl on the right is the cutest
>>74052091
>click on link expecting to see 50 subscribers and a couple thousand views
>1M subscribers
>over a dozen videos with over 1M views
so a 13 year old makes more money than i ever will just by making subpar clickbait videos
fuck life.
>>74052047
I really liked them too.
He sounded like a black Robert Smith which is very respectable and I always wanted more black lads in proper bands like this.
Unfortunately they got political and the leftist shit got too much. I love the riff of hunting for witches, can't abide the lyrics.
Shame
Alri ladd