/brit/

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MY FACE AGAHGAH

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>"My 'policy on the North'? I'll make William the Conqueror look like fucking Gandhi, that's my policy"

Based Tezza

>>74046762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-lVxSOl_s4

DON'T
STOP
MAKINGITHAPPEEEEEEN
CUZYOU'RETHEONLYONEFOR-
DON'T
STOP
MAKINGITHAPPEEEEEEN
CUZYOU'RETHEONLYONEFOR-
DON'T
STOP
MAKINGITHAPPEEEEEEN
CUZYOU'RETHEONLYONEFOR-

The leaf is still furious.

do Canadians get embarrassed by their countrymens posts regularly? I would

>>74046762
/youngtories/ out in force

Wouldnt mind a cheeky shag with 'resa tbqh

made it to and from the 'let or the bog with my bits and bobs fully intact and puzzled out the mechanisms necessary to salvage the wine bag from the wine box and pour the glass full into the glass to drink
wahey bottoms up lol

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*blocks your beer's path*

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this triggers the leaf

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hows /16yogf2017/ going

>>74046804
Mate's dad uses widgets as floats for fishing. Man's a genius.

>>74046807
hey that's me! haha

>there exists no pictures on the internet of men in fedoras enjoying a pint

Blatant cover up

Need to find how deep this rabbithole goes

Literally never use a glass for beer. Not even in my own house. What's the point. i can understand using a glass for drinks you intend not finish in one sitting. But a beer, why? There is no practical reason, just inane nonsense about appearing respectable. Could understand if you were at your gfs parents or something, but at a party, or in your own house? Senseless labour.

there was a leaf some time ago now who tried to make "i bring a pint glass to parties" a gimmick

careful not to unwittingly play into leaves hands lads you dont want them to think theyre smarter than you do you

>>74046803
>salvage the wine bag from the wine box and pour the glass full
I've done this on multiple occasions. Boxed wine is a right laugh.

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>>74046821

>>74046841
bet he's a virgin haha

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>>74046833
>roaches are become self-aware

heh...this might be fun....

>>74046803
Didn't know they had goonbags in little Britain.

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>tfw no Karl bf

Bought the little uni student bruv a two pint beer stein for Crimbo once. He was chuffed about it.

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>north american gimmicks

>Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales creates news service Wikitribune to combat fake news


ah yes, i'm sure this won't be staffed by far left progressives who were silent for the past 8 years under GodKing Obama.

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Alexa, start my 'browsing the 'chon' playlist

>>74046812
is that a standard aussie uniform? its how they were dressed in summer heights high

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/brit/ on the right

>>74046841
Clearly a virgin

>>74046858
was an impulse buy and i havent regertted it one bit
like having a wee keggy weggy woo woo but full of wuvly wine instead of bertie beerkins

>>74046887
burns?

i'll do things for you if you were born in the 80s
the 80s

>>74046878
they're usually longer than that but slags will hem them up

>>74046894
bit gay

>>74046894
Only messing chap. Good on ya.

>>74046902
'89
make us a cuppa, cheers.

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Average British poster at a house party

always thought the pint glass at a party was just a meme

need a virgin pussy in me gob

>>74046903
yeah but im asking if that one piece dress is standard in australia

here girls wear kilts

got a bloke cleaning my gutter

>>74046887
Poor lad. I bet he's a top bloke as well.

You reckon he wants people to be open about it and ask questions and that, or pretend they don't notice? I'd ask questions.

>>74046905
i model much of my posting style on 90s stephen fry actually

>>74046909
just gave you a banter hand

>>74046912
looks like hes got more friends than you

got a bloke cleaning my shitpipe

know for a fact that there are two posters called Jack and Matt

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>>74046899

Alexa what does a twat feel like
Alexa add plastic gloves and a sponge to my shopping list

>>74046930
yes that was the innuendo i was going for. well done.

why does steam update itself every day

>Wow this party sure is packed
>Better find the host so I can put my drink in an appropriate receptacle

yeah, nah.

>>74046929
mate i've got 11 pint glasses to my name i don't need friends

>>74046943
to annoy you

>>74046941
In your endo

>>74046943
spyware

>>74046931
I am the one called Matt. What flag does Jack have?

>>74046762
>here's how bernie can still win

>>74046931
i knew a couple of jacks and matts
very common name down our way (england way)
jack is common as fuck actually
everyone i knew was called jack
the jackson 60 million thats what we were known as

disclaimer: i cant remember what the populationof the uk is

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>tfw 6.5/10 borderline autistic gf

I'm punching well below my weight but she's just adorable

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>yes that was the innuendo i was going for. well done.

>a virgin? why yes, I certainly am for I must preserve myself only for the fairest of maidens

this leaf's gimmick was DOA

bless him for chugging along with it though

>>74046914
If you had wine you'd have a glass
If you have a can obviously you'd drink from that but often people pour out their beer into a pint glass. Why not

>>74046948
thailad confirm bruces claims>>74046951

>>74046953
yank I reckon

got a man penalising my anus

>>74046899
you'll see ones like that often but the girls at my private school also had a shirt and skirt option

>>74046943
To distract you from microsoft compatibility

refuse to drink beer if its not in a pint glass

i've got too much class to be drinking out a can or bottle

punishing some aussie cunts anus right now

>>74046974
fuck meant for >>74046920

>>74046966
Tbf if it's a big party then probably looking at a plastic cup for spirits

hmm does the thinking face do i go radical and call him a billionaire for goijgn to private school, risking a foy for not calling it public school, or ahh yes do i play it safe and just saying oooo private school is it and nothing else happens

>>74046969
bruce was right

t. thaiboy

>>74046969
there's no way to be sure as it's not exactly open source.

Stallman would NOT approve but I've never heard of anything dodgy. They just want to keep you playing games and spending money, not sell your private data or anything so I wouldn't worry.

>>74047002
drunkard

>>74046899
he didn't say what it was in the show but after some googling i found

>"He was born perfect," says Jenny Clifford, 58. "Then, 12 hours later, he started getting a little blister on his bottom." This blemish spread to the size of an egg yolk; another appeared on the opposite cheek. After three days he was put in isolation; the medical staff were mystified at what was happening to his skin. The doctor who'd delivered Dean visited two days later and gave Jenny some bad news: he suspected epidermolysis bullosa (EB), a condition he'd only seen once before, when training in England. That child had lived for 10 days.

>Children with EB are colloquially known as "cotton wool babies" because of the need to wrap their bodies in bandages lest the slightest pressure or contact tear off layers of skin. Dr Dedee Murrell, professor of dermatology at the University of NSW's Faculty of Medicine, describes EB as "a genetic condition where some of the glue holding your skin together is missing". There are at least 18 variations of the condition. Dean's type, junctional EB, is severe and rare - only an estimated 1000 Australians live with the condition today - and life expectancies are short. With junctional EB, most patients die of infection before they're a year old, says Murrell. How, then, did this boy survive? "He got very good care," she replies.

>>74047002
shut up you bumboy

>>74047009
>They just want to keep you playing games and spending money,
how come, as per the contract, the user doesnt actually own the vidya but leases it? thats pretty dodgy imo
>>74047015
christ alive
>>74046993
its bloody hot, girls rolled the kilts but they never got that short

steam? yeah i use that shite, for playing a game once in a while, and so what? is that a crime? is it a crime to play skyrim?

bloody should be if you ask me

oi whats that

said it bloody should be

ohhh yewww muckaaaaaa its a buggy game to be sure but tis no piece of fucking shit like er whats the thing ah yes wordsthatfollow bollocks

Good time for /brit/ posting, this. Decent quality of posts, nice atmosphere. My theory is that it's the hardcore /brit/posters who post at this time, those of us who do it full time. We're better at it because we've had more practice.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the hard work that other lot put in IRL, but they're not one of us.

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Anon gis us a quid for the johnny machine

>>74047038
don't wish to be associated with you

>>74047015
poor cunts

>>74047002
Underrated. Not great, but underrated.

>>74047032
That's just legal loop holes to protect themselves from this or that. Realistically speaking I can still play every game I've bought on steam since I was a teenager. I certainly can't say the same for the CD based games I've bought.

>>74047038
its just the serious political posters aren't awake yet

>>74047038
*examines you*

ah yes....

*files you in the "virgin" bin*

Anon
Anonymous.
our anon, which art on /b/
hallowed be thy name
thy *chans come:
thy will be done,
on das internets as it is on /b/.
give us this day our daily meme,
and forgive us our trolling,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
and lead us not into cp;
but deliver us from newfaggotry.
for thine is thy 4chan,
the irony, and the stupidity,
for ever and ever.

anon.
#4chan#/b/#chan#anonymous#ed
by Hawaiian Dicking July 09, 2009

>/brit/
enjoy your spyware

>>74047053
Tough titty. Don't wish to be broke and fat but life's shit, innit.

hate the internet politics runts

saddest bunch of cunts on planet

yes the gfs got some tough titties alright but will she let me near em nooo the stupid bint

>>74047065
fuck off

>>74047064
Is it that time of the month already? I'm making a period joke, because your post is so feminine. I'm explaining the joke because most women are stupid.

muslims??? ....muslims???

>>74047087
sorry i just gooogled anon and that was what came up
im ever so sorry

simple as

>>74047088
absolute mess of a post

sort it out

>>74047065
I remember when /b/ would've unironically enjoyed this.

wish i had that photo of topless porridge with the nipples covered by tiny peter hitchens faces.

>>74047032
her dress wouldn't be that short normally either
do canadian public schools do uniforms?

How can people justify being fat?

>>74047105
thought it was quite good desu

>>74047105
I'll sort you out.

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>>74047047

>>74047105
i liked it
problem officer? :D

one time i went to lidl
i went to get pissed in lidl
then i got pissed in lidl
now i dont get pissed in lidl

one day i went to aslan
i went to shoplift with aslan
then i got caught by lachlan
now i dont go back for buchanan

>>74047111
>canadian public schools
not really, most canadian schools are very yank style

but in quebec we have no middle school, and college/sixth form instead of grade 12.

the anglophone school boards that used to be the protestant school boards all have uniforms, which is unique for public schools in canada really

Learned yesterday that that Canadian shitposting is not a meme

>>74047111
>>74047032
NONCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74047134
literally going to sue your pants off if you plagiarise me one more time you krauty has-gouty

imagine growing up in yankland and having to make sure you're wearing something in style everyday
way too much anxiety

post girl thighs

Someone who was 16 when he first started using 4chan in 2003 would be 30 years old today

Imagine using 4chan for 14 years

>>74047095
Can't criticise Muslims mate. Big no no.
Say something critical about Catholics. That's perfectly fine.

literally despise each and every one of you

if I ever came face-to-face with one of you runts I'd knock your face clean off with a dirty brick

>>74047154
yanks dress like shit

i love catholics
i am one myself
what can i say?
god is good and i love jesus

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>>74047168
*blocks your path*

>>74047161
Been here for at least 11 years t?bh

baa baa baa baa
baa baa baa baa
baa baa baa baa
baa baa baa baa
i found a reason to keep living
oh and the reason dear is you

>>74047168

Pal, I would RUIN you. Unironically. You need to pipe down.

>>74047117
Wait until you're 35+. If you aren't already on a miserable eating and exercise regime and don't drastically change your ways, it just happens.

I used to eat and drink whatever I wanted all day, never put on a pound. Then I hit about 32, suddenly I was getting chubby and had all these bad habits from years of no consequences. Found a decent compromise. Have a lot less pizza and burgers and desserts, have wine and spirits instead of beer, but I'm still a little overweight.

>>74047183
when did /brit/ start gramps?

>>74047183
Why did you move to thailand thailad

imagine if people had fins like sticking out of their bakcs
oh what an unexpected and silly thing to say

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>>74047182
>Bruce Lee wall scroll

>>74047192
>32
alri gramps, how was the war?

>>74047195
dunno exactly, I didn't browse /int/ at the time.
>>74047196
because I could, then I liked it and here I am.

>>74047182
is this supposed to be impressive?

>>74047198
pretty sure the queen does

>>74047196
for the noncing

>>74047161
Probably 10 years, me. On and off.

>>74047211
You'll have to speak up, I'm a bit deaf from shrapnel during the war.

>>74047182
you have the body of a beer league hockey player thats way past his prime

>>74046762
>nasty surprise

Probably the same nasty surprise young people have at every election. They'll autisticly screech for the next two months and then stay at home on voting day.

>>74047161
Been using it for 9 years now. In 4 years I'll have been a regular 4chan user for half my life. I have already played RuneScape for half my life on earth. In 2 years I'll have been drinking for half my life.

Mental. All goes downhill from here to be honest. Have literally nothing new in my life anymore.

started browsing the chon at 17
don't understand how some 12 and 13 year olds could like it

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>why yes I do call a poster a wall scroll

>>74047246
They like to try fit in with the older lads

>using the 'chon for double digit years

7 years for me

Will be 25 in 3 years and havd no desire to still be here

>>74047246
more mature than u

/b/ in elementary school was a riot, i then moved onto boards like /v/ in highschool and finally slower, interest boards and some generals now

>>74047240
same, I started in 2008 when I was 14

>>74047246
The young 'uns are into their memes nowadays. They love their video games and their memes. What's the world coming to? Wasn't like this when I were a lad.

I'm going to quit the 4chan when I've made 50 000 posts

I'm 2 356 off

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Faceapp has confirmed that I would be an ugly girl

i'm from buenos aires and i say

>>74047267
I still have an image folder from 2008 at home.

Business idea: close the laptop and get out of bed

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What books you lot reading then?

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>>74047274
>this post just made md realise it's not "youngins" it's "young 'uns"

>>74047278
I'm going to quite before I hit 25

imo it's just sad and embarrassing to be using 4chan into your late 20s

>>74047293
taipei by tao lin

dont think ill finish it

>>74047246
There was no 4chan when I was 17.

>>74047303
shall be leaving this place the exact same day boy you gay boy jokes but i will be leaving when im 5 and 20

>>74047303
>tfw 24

>>74047074
>Tough titty

Not true. I don't have to be associated with you. Just like you don't have to be a fat piece of shit

>>74046966
at your own gaff sure or if the host offers one then also sure but bringing your own doesn't make any sense it's just something more you have to look after

>>74047255
It's literally a scroll you fuckup, take a closer look

>>74047303
Nah, you're here forever. Each time you're sat at a computer and want to chat shit or have nothing better to do. You're back.

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>>74047246
I came for /s/. I was literally 13 and people talked about /b/ but I couldn't figure it out. At the top I saw letters but I didn't know they were different boards so I always used the front page of 4chan and of course I never related 'random' to /b/.

Clicked on Sexy beautiful women though and learnt a lot about what I like at a young age. Wasn't too long before I figured out what /b/ was and ended up on that and /s/ for a while when I was a kid. Found it hilarious because I was a little edge lord. Remember 'trolling' the family of murder victims on social media with hacked facebook accounts thinking I was the literal shit. At some point I found /new/ right before it shut down, then brit/pol/ sent me here in like 2012 or 13.

Thanks for reading my memoirs x

>>74047293
the iliad

pretty boring so far as they're still going over the numbers for their attack

>>74047295
I think Yanks use "youngins." Being Canadian, I guess you'd be okay either way but safer with the Brit way.

so i herd u liek mudkipz xD

>>74047303
yeh wasting the best years of your life on 4chan is much better.

>>74047278
how do you know how many posts you made?

>>74047330
https://youtu.be/saEN0bUByao

>>74047323
this is exactly how i imagine the australians on this board

behind every shitpost is a bruce

Itsa me!

Thumping Norwegian tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTthKCOtSE

>>74047318
Took your time answering that one. We've moved on, lad. Tough titty.

Just saw fat man trip over and fall on his face haha, everyone started laughing

heres a good way to have a laugh:
get one of them browser word replacy plugins and replace "defect" with "defecate", "defected" with "defacated" et cetera
yh me reading twitter and i see some boloks about north korean defecators like LOOOOOLY WOOLY

>>74047246
/b/ memes back in 2008 were very immature

>>74047332
well, it's done already

>>74047322
maybe you are, nonce, but I've gone cold turkey before for months before. eentually you just stop thinking about it ad get on with life.

*i move away from the mic to breathe in

>Being fat

for what purpose?

I'd guess that I've made a bare minimum of 500k posts on 4chan.

yeh i follow news accounts on twitter and what i like to keep up to date on the world and its bollocks yeah

Slow day at work, wandering around hopping the boss doesn't spot me till i can go for breakfast

>>74046762
Thanks to your glorious FPTP system, there is nothing to ever worry about.

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>>74047293
Spring Snow - Yukio Mishima

LIT KINO

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>>74047192
>tfw barely eat anything

>>74047360
Mate once told us he'd defecated on a girl. He thought it meant vomited.

>>74047365
Yeah, we'll see. I also don't have an aversion to it like you seem to.

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how durr you

>>74047376
simple

they've decided that, on balance, food tastes better than being skinny would feel

Moot created 4chan when he was 15 years old

What were you doing when you were 15?

>>74047391
>mfw Labour backed FPTP in the referendum and now it's gunna fuck them up and lose them 80+ seats

dont know if you know how desperate i am for a reply
stopped this from autoposting 2 seconds away from autoposting because i got a reply
excellent work lads see you next week when i recover from the shame of remembering what ive posted tonight aha

>>74047400
well that sjust ding dong merrily on high

>>74047405
you sound fat

>>74047408
Using 4chan. Would probably have created it if he didn't get there first desu I'm a bit of a computer whizz kid.

>>74047408
watching anime and shitposting on /a/ thanks to based mootykins

and all he did was steal the script from 2ch and use his moms credit card to buy server space

Unironically found 4chan through funnyjunk, which i found through 9gag, which i found through peoples inane facebook posts. arrived on /brit/ around 2012/13. dont even really like it much any more

really cannot think at anything but a base level when on xanax

>>74047408
unironically, taking my a-levels

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>when you have to choose whether you hate fags or muzzies less

>>74047405
Nah being skinny would feel awesome but food tastes better NOW

making a good old fashioned lisickie edit
anyone want owt?

>>74047445
cornetto

>>74047405
then why complain about being fat? they always seem to complain about being fat

>>74047445
50 grand thanks

been getting into thirdeaglebooks on youtube

really good stuff t b h

>>74047445
anorexic gf

>>74047445
no

just posted one of my rarest frogs and i bet none of you appreciate it

Thailad why dont you make an image board

>>74047320
What twat brings their own

>>74047342
He's still mad about that to this day lol

>>74047475
oh fuck off

>>74047403
Family used to watch this. Was with them watching it once and they sang along to the theme tune when it started. Little bruvs and sis were a bit young for swearing so they all blew a raspberry instead of saying "shit" when it gets to the bit: "and we don't take shit from anyone..." Found it nauseating at the time but now I think it's sweet.

unironically eating chicken tendies with sweet chilli sauce

>>74047452
probably because they know they it's bad to be fat

when criminals get caught you always hear them say how they knew it was wrong and they regret it etc...

thailad have you ever been back to the UK since living in thailand?

>>74047475
I have done before, but without a user base it's pointless.
>>74047481
we ruined his home tv internet show thing

>>74047320
>at your own gaff
why?
>if the host offers you one
why?

been doing some very rank farts today

>>74047497
I was there last July

extorting myself

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>>74047505
>rank

ahem, the proper term is dank

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THAIRAD HAVE YOU BEEN OUT SHAGGING RADYBOYS AGAIN?
YOU TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND

>>74047495
How do you ironically eat that you piece of shit

>>74047523
pls don't post my gf

>>74047507
Was that when you got lost on the London underground?

>>74047501
>>74047481
im 12 what is this

>>74047523
stellar post

>>74047531
thats why im eating it unironically you smelly bog fart

thailad the national socialist with a gook gf

>>74047501
What was it called and who was it geared towards?

What boards were there?

>>74047535
Yeah, it wasn't lost as much as it was confused because the line I needed was fucky and rerouted or some shit and I was sleep deprived.

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>work now
>work again in 22 hours
>work again in 46 hours
>work again in 70 hours

>>74047554
Don't worry wouldn't expect a white man to navigate london properly anymore

big willies in my bum haha

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>>74047522

>>74047452
In a perfect world, I'd be able to eat as much fatty and sugary foods without becoming fat. This is not a perfect world, hence the complaints.

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thailad is a NORMIE

>>74047478
canadians

>>74047554
Are Thailad.

>>74047552
It was for a chat room thing I used to go. We did prank calls and shit and it was a good place to archive them and our memes regarding users. There was only about 20 of us so it wasn't exactly a proper image board, just a place for about 4 people to put things.

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>>74047565

DING

DONG

MERRILY

ON

HIGH

https://steamcommunity.com/id/ventz1

>over 20000 hours in gmod

had a gook gf once

she had a flat in euston, spoke english as good as a yank, and was stinking rich so I kind of think I'm a cut above those desperate fuck who get a chinky gf with broken english because they can't get anything else

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>no work now
>no work tomorrow
>no work next week
>no work ever

had an argument with my friends once whether rank meant smelly
didnt believe me
very upset right now

>>74047595
Make an image board where the jannys arent mongs

>>74047522
>ahem, the proper term is dank

ahem, the proper term is 'fuck off yank'

>>74047599
a tranny that I know has about 15000 in gmod

>>74047615
I can already tell you, nobody would use it.

>>74047584
>I should be able to be as gluttoneous as I like without consequence

the entitlement of fatties.

>>74047604
>spoke english as good as a yank
so broken english?

>>74047614

Were you for or against the notion?

>>74047630
Can you make a website that looks like facebook but is actually 4chan so i can browse the chon in public?

>>74047640
4

*stomps my leg in time to the beat*

>>74047652
never seen a normal person do this ever

What do you guys think about May calling for another general election?

Is it justified, or not?

>>74047664
aussies have no spirit or soul

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doing an 8 hour nap bye

>>74047644
You'd just need to make a css style sheet for 4chan.
https://userstyles.org/styles/browse/4chan

So yeah but it's a bit of a hassle.

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name my band /lgbt/

>>74047649

You would be correct then, yes

I'm going

fucking rice and beans came up a treat lads

smoko for the rest of the week covered

what meals fo you prep for work??

>digital economy bill becomes law
>teenage pregnancy surges within months

Calling it now

>>74047669
don't care

>>>/pol/britpol

>>74047673
There's literally no reason for you to not do it

the cock is so itchy

>>74047293
/tv/ memed me into reading Blood Meridian

And its pretty good

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>postwar governments struck a deal with a war-weary population that would serve both parties well for the best part of half a century:

>hard work and self-sacrifice would be rewarded with a job for life, incremental salary rises, bonuses and seniority-based promotions.

unironically sounds like a dream. I just want to be an office runt in a cubicle working a long day in return for a decent pay check and job security,

>>74047700
Modifying this one would be a good idea
https://userstyles.org/styles/126275/4chan-google-theme-april-fools-2016-theme
>There's literally no reason for you to not do it
being lazy is an excellent reason

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>being ashamed of browsing the chon in public

literally nobody cares lmao

might buy a CD (compact disc)

your thoughts???

>>74047706
smeg?

>>74047721
runts like you would be working in the mills if I had my way

>>74047565
>work til your early death by heart attack from the chippy

>>74047731
Hold off for minidisc lad.

>>74047725
love pints

hate thailad

>>74047732
sort of, its just fluid, it doesnt harden into smegma anymore

>>74047760
You can learn css in 30 minutes, you do it.

>>74047763
mm yes
would reccommend a shower

>>74047752
>chippy
its chipper, idiot

>>74047729
i would be amused if i saw someone browsing the chan in public but i wouldn't care as i also do it

>>74047776
get your head checked, cunt

it's a chippy end of

>>74047787
fuck off is it. no one says that

>>74047768
In the 30 minutes it would take me to learn css, you woul've already finished

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>>74047599

>855 days

>>74047637
I didn't say "should," I said it would be better. Like complaining about the weather, it's just a minor gripe about the unfortunate reality. I'm not demanding someone else do something about it for me. How is that "entitled?" Silly sod.

I think you're just miserable because you've been denying yourself all the best food and drink in the name of vanity.

Where can I capture a scouse gf

>>74047770
i don't think it has a lot to do with showers

>>74047811
Scrape her off a fence haha

>>74047811
Sunderland

housemates fucking his gf really loudly

>>74047797
fucking get your head checked you utter melt

only rapists and foreigners call it a chipper, everyone else says chippy

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>>74047798
not true, would probably take a couple of hours until I was happy with it.

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>Cebuano

>>74047828
polices fault la

Business idea: deliberately make myself as fat and disgusting as possible, take a photo, then be normal again and take a photo. Then make up a miracle diet and sell it, accompanied by the before and after photos and a lie about the timeframe.

>>74047850
>gif
fuck off

>>74047853
vietnamese? really?

also viets CUTEST asian girls

>>74047776
What the fuck is a chipper? Are you doing a joke? Chipper means cheerful, upbeat. It does NOT mean any kind of fish and chip establishment.

>>74047860

Just take the normal photo first then let yourself go x

Business idea: buy a fat suit, take a photo, then be normal again and take a photo. Then make up a miracle diet and sell it, accompanied by the before and after photos and a lie about the timeframe.

>>74047889
That would make the interview with Oprah Winfrey a bit awkward.

>>74047884
its also used to describe a chip shop you fucking moron. you're probably a filthy jf.

business idea: deliberately make my gf as fat as possible, then have sex with her

>>74047897

She's fat anyway xd

>>74047884
chipper like butcher, carpenter etc.

a chippy is slang for a carpenter

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>>74047891
>this was me, just 3 weeks ago...

>>74047787
>>74047884
>>74047844
Found the pakis fresh off the boat

never heard the term chippy in my life, everyone knows it's a chipper

le angry chipper lad is such a shit gimmick

Anyone else follow the Butterfield Diet Plan?

>>74047932
>>74047776
>>74047787
>>74047884
This ends NOW
http://www.strawpoll.me/12822198

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WELL TAKE A LOOK WHAT HAPPENED - SERIOUSLY

>>74047932
you've never heard it in your life because you just got here yesterday you dirty paki

>>74047902
>>74047908
So I did research and "chipper" is apparently what they call a chippy in NE Scotland. And the rest of us are just supposed to know this and accept it as normal?

Not on my watch.

Business idea: take a photo, then take a photo and take another. Get a bit fat and take a photo then lose a bit of weight and grow a beard then take a photo. Followed swiftly by having a shave and taking a photo and taking a photo of eacharge individual strand of beard heard resulting in a lot of photos taken. Whilst they are developing take the negatives and exchange them for more film and buy a bunch of picture frames. Take the stock photos out of the picture frames and take a photo of those, whilst putting your own photos in the frames. Lastly take a selfie

>all these newcunts

fucking hell

its a chippo

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>>74047949
>50/50

>>74047942
Jacob Butterfield?

everyone is a paki but me

its called a take away

I believe it is pronounced chippee

it's a potato butcher

>chipper
>chippy
umm sweeties it's called a chinky

>>74047949
>no chup option for NZ
Jesus Thailad.

>>74047999
t. paki

it's a chipmonger and that's the last we'll hear of this discussion

I'm at the Indian
I'm at the chippy
I'm at the combination Indian and chippy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBobN-r4tag

not brit if you don't know this