/brit/

Tell that hoe to come fuck a nigga who don't pay taxes

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yanks in

>>74042131
what?

fuck w2's I don't need em

yanks out

Genetically, yanks have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me.

>>74042139
Itas winna back tomma ay?

niggas that eat chimpotle is hoes real talk

are general americans of the belief that la and miami women are better

niggas that dont eat vegtables is robots dont trust em

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>thread has just started
>already eaten 3000kcal

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>>74042178
I don't speak ebonics

Wish Enoch Powell and Cecil Rhodes would break my frail body upon the executioner's wheel with a lobster mallet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJqEKYbh-LU

I just don't find him funny.

cream cheese says " 2017 MA 09"

does that mean March or May?

i feel like i needa keep a tool just to go places yaerdme

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5000 calories in 16 minutes

who's worse?
leafs or yanks

>>74042244
Red on red pulling up sippin red in a red trucc

that's one tally to the yanks

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EYYYH WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BUMBACLOTS? THESE BE REAL HIP HOP HOURS

>>74042244
they're the same

accidentally punched the gf in the face
now we have matching chipped teeth

>>74042214
Same.

Peep Show is only found funny by lel so random holds up spork people and autists that see themselves in david

fuck taxes I aint doin em

>>74042228
May, is it French cheese perhaps? That's how they write May in short hand.

not a fan of these hours tbqhwy

>>74042309
>French cheese
fuck off billionaire
its Philadelphia cream cheese

if i was rich i'd be permanently drunk

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>>74042327
y-you're welcome

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i woke up again

cucking a mate

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>>74042345
I had already started eating it immediately after I made my first post so its too late anyways

mating a cuck

>There is a “white man” café in Tokyo, where Japanese ladies ring a bell to summon tuxedo-wearing caucasians who respond with “yes, princess?” and serve them cake.
can you imagine if there was a version with white women and niggers

>>74042345
Shh don't listen to the mean leaf.

>>74042369
I find cream cheese is more like.. was it sealed and kept cool? Should be fine a little beyond expiry. Has it been exposed to air for longer than 2 minutes? It's done.

>>74042377
youve been quiet recently you little twerp
how long was your ban

>>74042383
:(

>>74042382
No because black people are ugly

Bros be broke with guns. Fuck is you guarding?! The struggle??

Bill Nye the science goy

feeling myopic

feeling biopic

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how many people do you think who regularly post on /brit/ would be diagnosed with aspergers/autism if they actually saw a professional?

>>74042382
>yo bitch u wan som chiken?

>>74042448

>>74042377
>>74042435

>>74042448
none

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>>74042454

>>74042448
Can safely say anyone that browses this site definitely has aspergers to some degree.
The memes are way too autistic

I don't know why anyone would watch a pop science TV show and expect quality programming 2bh

>>74042448
90% of 4chan could be diagnosed with aspergers

>>74042448
None of us.

>>74042466
The thing is it's not even pop-science, it's not even science just watch this shit:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2exu65Jekc

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rayxew89NyE

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8

revving up those reports

>>74042488
I've never found anything that was so cringey that I couldn't laugh at the absurdity. Until this.

reporting myself for announcing this report

Brian Cox > glorified high school teachers Nye and Tyson

Love how there are no discussions about tv or film on the /tv/ board

>>74042515
and brian cox is dull as fuck

>>74042448
I would certainly be diagnosed with something if I went to a professional.

>>74042515
nye yes, but tyson is a legit astrophysicist. he does say some stupid shit though

>>74042551
which he's basically abandoned to make tweets about religion

>>74042488
Hmmmmmmm.

Brb converting to Sunni Islam

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>>74042393
already eaten the entire thing

>>74042574
on crackers or something, right?

>>74042551
Name one scientific thing he has done

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>>74042558

King of Queens is my favourite show of that kind of genre
started raining

Are abbos allowed to sniff petrol for the ANZAC day festivities?

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>>74042593
DUDE MIND BLOWN

>>74042515
Oldhamers are the strongest race

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what is netflix's obsession with 13 episodes for their original content

>>74042593
Fuck, it's so simple. Why has nobody else thought of this yet? What a fucking genius.

>>74042586
was editor-in-chief of the Physical Science Journal
was a postdoctoral research associate at Princeton
was editor-in-chief of the Physical Science Journal
In 1994, he joined the Hayden Planetarium as a staff scientist and the Princeton faculty as a visiting research scientist and lecturer. In 1996, he became director of the planetarium and oversaw its $210-million reconstruction project

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>>74042586
He invented THC dude. That's the weed molecule btw

>>74042609
>of that kind of genre
you mean the fat man attractive wife sit"com"?

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when will they fucking learn

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>>74042624
>Bill Nye talks about pseudoscience

>>74042647
alri bummer lad

business idea: create unhackable computer that means it cannot be hacked!

>>74042624
it fits their budget and is quicker/easier to make
plus it makes things more concentrated
american seasons are ~22 episodes and there's a lot of padding and filler

>>74042624

Audience satiation versus money for production.

It's the amount of content that they have studied audiences will be fully satisfied with while costing as little as possible.

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N E E D a Golden Age Carrie gf

>>74042639
None of that is a scientific breakthrough

business idea: create guns that can't kill innocent people!

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>unhackable computer
just install Temple OS

>>74042698
top taste

>>74042652
you should have edited it to 5'9

>>74042705
>Name one scientific thing he has done
>moving the goalposts

Science has become a retarded and commodified spectacle I guess, but so has everything else anyway

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>>74042652
Found the manlet

>>74042735
I meant to say that first of all

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>>74042728
Looks like the games I had on floppies back in 2000

>>74042698
have you seen her now after all the plastic surgery? what a shame

>>74042705
Most scientists don't make scientific breakthroughs but only practice normal science within a dominant paradigm

>>74042738
Real science is still fine, it's the media that's pushing the bullshit.

>>74042732
Kek

>>74042745
he's got a point though desu. if you dumped a girl because she was too fat and you let her know that's why, you'd be considered the biggest arsehole on earth.

>>74042742
please don't reply to me

>>74042761
Then why are people treating him as some genius intellect?

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>>74042779
why

cannot fathom even being close(friendly) to a girl let alone dating one

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*sniffs the air*

ahhh

alri thailad?

>>74042761
They publish research papers in aid of furthering understanding on their subject of expertise. A breakthrough may be made as a result of their research.

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>>74042808
Are you implying I'm smelly?

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>>74042827
everyone has a certain scent

>>74042793
the entire basis of your posts rely on the image, which in itself is not very good

>>74042748
I don't know why having a scientific breakthrough is so important considering all that he has done but he proved pluto isn't a planet

>>74042827
smellyhead

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>>74042849
me

>>74042817
which is what he has done

>>74042792
Are they?

>>74042870
>which in itself is not very good

took 4 hours 40 minutes to download 50% of an update I needed on xbone, only to get my account signed out for no reason and have it revert back to 0%

legitimately want to kill myself. This is like the straw that broke the camel's back. It's too fucking much for me at this point, nothing fucking works, I can't do anything right.

>>74042859
My head probably smells of wax.
>>74042873
I'm not saying he hasn't.

>>74042895
bender

>>74042883
Yes Redd.it is creaming in their pants over him right now.
Also didn't he do Engineering at uni, that isn't science

>>74041122

apparently there are worse generals on /int/ than /brit/

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>the smelly lad is here

>>74042817
>They publish research papers in aid of furthering understanding on their subject of expertise. A breakthrough may be made as a result of their research.

This is pretty much exactly Kuhn's own definition of normal science

>>74042891
hanging is the easiest way
pills or cutting are too ineffective

>>74042907
excuse yourself

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>>74042891
we can suicide together

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am properly tripping now lads
this is fucking mental

Accidentally ate 10,000 calories in 15 minutes, what's going to happen to me?

On the beer

done a wake up

caught myself doing the virgin posture just now

>>74042939
pain
and lack of brain power since your body will be focusing everything on digestion
don't try and go to sleep while this is happening since you start tripping out

>>74042883
>>74042915
If he isn't a scientist I don't know who is >>74042639
>Also didn't he do Engineering at uni, that isn't science
you don't even know what you're talking about now, you're just guessing

>>74042917
well yeah we barely have any anime(nonce) posters

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>when people say Pol Pot wasn't a real leftist even though he studies under Sartre in Paris and based the ideas of his revolution entirely upon his work.

fucks sake gave myself a blister getting my pizza from the oven

>>74042983
There are a LOT of yanks in here though.

>>74042915
Tyson studied physics and astronomy in university. You're thinking of Nye, who got his degree in mechanical engineering

>>74043000
>brazil

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>>74043007

>>74043000
this is what mouthbreathing does to your jaw

>>74043025
/pol/ doesnt like video games

>>74043003
thats just a fact of life unfortunately

love tremolos lads

>>74043024
>>74043033

fuck sjws dude -___-

fucking kikes and niggers

>>74043052
hello nigger

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just been lying in my bed for about an hour after taking 250 mg dxm. first i just felt some nausea and light euphoria. at one point my eyes defocused and i was aware of the effort needed to focus on objects around my room.

eventually i started playing around with closing my eyes. i also covered my eyes with my hands for more darkness. all my life when i close my eyes i have been seeing cloudy shapes and forms (does everyone see this?) but in this trip i was actually able to consciously focus my mental energy into making the images clearer and going into full hallucinations. i was flying in tunnels, over forests, seeing beings, etc. it was very vivid but dark and i was able to drift in and out of reality at will.

then i picked up my phone and a moment later my mate texted me. kept having a bunch of points in conversation where i would think of something and he would immediately bring it up.

very cool. more remains to be seen. also these last 20 minutes have taken ages.

>>74042985
Pol Pot did nothing wrong. In order to preempt a clathrate gun scenario and the subsequent end Permian level methane greenhouse mass extinction, we must crash the global industrial economy and cull as many humans as possible.

>>74043059

fucking brazlian monkey niggers dude -__-

praise KEK I'm german-american -___-

>>74043065
why does this anger teen white males so much? why can't people be happy?

>>74042917
>>74041602
>From what I've gathered from /fr/, /brit/ and /lat/, the only 3 generals I've posted in, /lat/ definitely wins, it's not even funny, there is no content they are literally 3rd worlders who somehow found a computer to waste their time talking to themselves and posting images of Bart Simpson smoking weed.

Kek wish I could read Spanish

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>friend takes a selfie asking if he's going bald

mmmmmmmm
sweetie I think so xxx

>>74043062
wow absolutely fascinating mate please keep me informed

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They don't make 'em like this anymore.
https://youtu.be/lrEP3RPgEao

>definitely /brit/

>brits are disgusting, rude, pretentious people in general and they behave even worse in their general.

Howling.

>>74043102
tragic

this runt is spending another trip documenting everything on 4chan instead of doing anything else with it

utter state

>>74043102
Fuckin Anglo genes

>>74043065
I'll tell you right now with 100% certainty, they were both sexually abused

fucking kikes -___-

>>74043120
norman*

>>74043119
3000 pound hug lad reincarnated

>>74043135
actually scandinavian genes

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>>74043102
looking good to me senpai

>>74041076

Highly amusing thread here

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>>74043091
does this image trigger you

>>74043142
the normans were scandinavian

>>74043193
wrong

have become aware of my third eye and am practising opening it at will

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>chocolate rain is 10 years old

>>74043177

yeah deude, fucking niggers -___-

praise KEK my town is 98% white -___-

>>74043209
phimosis?

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these
bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

wish a bws was open in brisBane lads i could go for a cheeky "few"

>>74043224
see
>>74043177

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>>74043233

always pronounce phimosis as phismosis

>>74043245
pretty sure dan murphy's is

>>74043211
Remember when /mu/ was good instead of a obscure ""music"" circle jerk?
https://youtu.be/7Td2j-GPbTk

>>74043261
same

in my head anyway, obviously i have never said it out loud

really sweaty

really sweaty

Does superliking a girl on tinder actually push you ahead of the queue in terms of appearing on her potential matches? Or does it just give an extra indicator when you eventually come along?

really, sweetie?

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>>74043261
fizz-m'oh-sis

>>74043302
delete this image mate

smellies

I'm quite a fan of black rappers to be honest

Who here is plain ugly and has no economic prospects to speak of?

not a fan of avatar posters
just get a trip lm@o

>>74043312
throughly enjoy this gimmick

I'm not ugly and have quite good career and investment prospects

Don't get laid though haha

just had a really big think but i can't remember what it was about

somebody that i used to know was a nice song i can see why it blew up

can't be that big then can it?

Sent a superlike to a friend of a friend of mine

m-m-maybe she'll see that we have related friends on facebook!

>>74042117
Winston Churchill looks so different when he was younger

i superlike nova scotia

>>74043362
>>74043363
>>74043365
samefag

>>74043368
reddit

That dashing plan to split the central powers in two was no worse (indeed it was inestimably sounder) than the mindless, drudging, "à outrance," crushing the souls, minds, and bodies of men on the western front.

>>74043365
>>74043363
>>74043362
all me

>>74043367
*sprays you with pesticide, herbicide and disinfectant*

Alright mate you're clear to come in now

>>74043368
currently on a 2nd plateau dxm trip
how's it foing?

>>74043312
FOY

>>74043341
that's the thing - sex and particuarly sex with attractive women is the only thing worth working for in this world

>>74043391
currantly in the doghouse for punching the missus haha but could be worse could be dead for example
had a lovely anzac day
and your shelf?

>>74043390

I think that's the guy whose security chopped some smuggler's hand

>>74043397
That's like saying videogames are the only thing worth working for

What you want is balance

writing an article again lads

grew out of videogames at 17

>>74043413
doing lots of thinks atm

>>74043424
*tags you*

Alright mate you're free to run off into the wild now

>>74043413
dont engage that runt.

What happens in Papua New Guinea?

do you guys like this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGTvOSve3dU

>>74043430
this doesn't make any sense

>>74043449
mate go buy a bottle of cough syrup and open your third eye too
join the club

>>74043449
my father was not a pirate he was a good man

NOT an incel, just don't like people or having sex

LOVE a pint

>>74043413
I see you're adapting to our culture well

>>74043461
Bit of a virgin if you think sex is the number-one priority and doesn't get boring

sex is the number-one priority and doesn't get boring

https://atlarray.bandcamp.com/album/wow

rate my band lads

>>74043486
bit of a virigin

>he has the virgin sex

>>74043480
you're a very confused individual do you have anyone you can call?

counting the minutes until 8am when i am going to phone virgin media and absolutely ruin whatever runt answers the phones morning with an unwavering torrent of abuse.

>>74043486

that's not playing grand strategy games

>>74043504
this doesn't make any sense

(lookie there I can do it too haha)

rather enjoying the music i am listening to

>>74043527
doubt it

>>74043527
this doesn't make any sense

>>74043505
lol, is this your first time phoning virgin media customer services?

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>Votes Corbyn

*poos into your bum*

>>74043535
no. very far from it.

>>74043540
now THIS doesn't make any sense

Modern English/Anglo-Saxon is mostly Scandinavian with a strong Celtic admixture. Anglos, Norwegians, Danes, Saxons, and other German colonist/invaders drove the original Celtic inhabits deeper into Wales, Cornwall, or across the coast to Brittany.
The island of Great Britian was for several hundred years a simple Scandinavian island in the North Sea, fought over between various Viking warlords. The Normans, who were Romantic Norwegians, officially severed the English connection to Scandinavia, but the genetic admixture and base cultural aspects were still underlying.

i'm smarter than all of you

>>74043540
*quickly switches to off*

>>74043556
doubt it

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>>74043556

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>>74043545
NEED a porn of one woman taking a poo inside of another woman's gaping asshole
then the 2nd woman pooing it back inside of the first woman

preferably ending with both women ass2ass pooing back and forth

a dildo would be acceptable too

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>>74043540
*click*

what the fuck

>>74043581
*glick

>>74043581
*quickly switches to on*

"look @ dat bitch, she ain't no hoe"

can someone weigh in this line? doesn't make sense to me

>>74043596
*quickly rearranges your facial features*

>>74043600
this doesn't make any sense

>>74043607
*tilts your canthals*

>>74043607
*it was a hologram*

>>74043560

The egg has to be well and truly dead before I'll find it palatable.

Lest my innards grow restless.

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quality film

always overhear this nigger bitch who brags about being a black panther. I don't think she knows it is a terrorist group

>>74043600
There is a disagreement as to whether the woman in question is a hoe.

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POOING BACK AND FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH

>>74043626
can't watch porn with ugly women

One time, back in HS on the bus, they were all rating each other 1-10 and it got to be my turn, and this girl who felt bad for me told the girl who was rating "just give him a 5".

>>74043636

but if she a bitch... she a hoe

>>74043643
>>74043626
https://xhamster.com/movies/1815126/british_chav_stacey_gets_fucked_in_southend.html

>>74043649
doubt it

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>>74043649

>gf is going to be on telly next week. Playing a member of staff in a shoe shop.

>>74043668
a shilling to the man who can identify every feature of this image

THE SEEEEEEEEEECRET LIFE

OF ARABIAaaaahh

SECRET
SECRET
NEVER SEEN
SECRET
SECRET
EVER GREEN

fuming. absolutely fuming. not sure how to contain this rage until 8 am. literally just been pacing about in my living room muttering to myself.

>>74043736
what's it all about la?

>>74043717
shan't be attempting this in my current state
stared into his eyes for a while and they popped up all over the rest of the image

>>74043731
YOU CAN'T SAY NO

TO THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

>>74043744
brexit

green greens

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>>74043736
virgin

>>74043736
record yourself punching a wall then cut yourself and write /brit/ in blood on your desk

>>74043736
morning belfast

business idea: take a load of cocaine and write some music

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been doing this before every workout and really noticing the difference

>leaf thinks he can bait me into posting
not today la'

>>74043656
bitch can just be a referential term it doesn't have to imply positive or negative

this is reddit in a nutshell

>be a redditor
>go to computer science tutoring because I am struggling
>I secretly hate progamming but it's okay because I will make $100k starting when I graduate
>decide to make myself feel better by seing Marvel Flick #452
>go to the post-viewing discussion thread on /r/movies to talk about my favorite quips, easter eggs, and the awesome after credits scene
>notice somebody says they didn't like the movie
>downvote him so his opinion can never be seen
>maybe /r/funny has something good
>top post is a picture of Donald Trump bending over with the title: "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Who Can't Tolerate Fat Women"
>I am smart enought to realize this post is actually making fun of Trump for being fat himself
>upvote OP for his blistering wit
>somebody comments "How is this even funny?"
>downvote him for not agreeing with the hivemind
>reply with "Snowflake Trumpets can't take the heat haha"
>wait for upvotes
>notice /r/askreddit thread is at the top of /r/all
>"Atheists of Reddit, have you ever had a public experience where you proved a religious person wrong?"
>I have the perfect story for this
>"Once when I was on a bus (saving up for my Tesla lol) I was sitting next to a Buddhist monk. I asked if he didn't mind me asking about Buddhism, he was cool with it. So I ask, "Is it true that Buddhists want to rid themselves of desire?" He said yes. So then I ask, "Doesn't that mean that you technically DESIRE to rid yourself of desire?" You should have seen the look on his face. He was absolutely baffled by the paradox I presented him. Unfortunately my stop came right after, so I recommended him some Rick and Morty episodes to watch and then got off. He's probably on /r/atheism as we speak haha."
>none of this actually happened, but it could have happened and nobody will know the difference anyway
>check how my upvotes are doing
>realize the time has flown by
>go to bed and sleep soundly without ever realizing I have no personality

>>74043801
will be trying this immediately

>>74043736
last year i rung virgin media to downgrade my package. remove all the tv channels, just broadband internet, no TV. do not watch TV. they said they were knocking £27 off my bill, and sending me a new box that will just play the freeview channels, which I have never set up or used, because I don't fucking watch TV. They have literally been billing me for the large TV package the entire time. I never even fucking had the large package to begin with. I know I am a mong for not noticing for this amount of time. They better fucking pay back all that money. Livid. Seething. Boiling with rage.

SHALL NOT

>>74043806

isn't that offensive tho

the green letters are fucking with my head

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this is gonna be a hard one to watch

>>74043837
oi oi darth vader

>>74043744
>>74043828

>>74043832
a woman would think it was but you can casually say it to another man while discussing a woman

>>74043837
me on the right

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>>74043837

this is 4chan in a nutshell

>go on 4chan
>realise its been 12 hours
>go to bed

"this is literally me!" - me

>>74043809
actually sat next to a buddhist on the bus once, he was wearing the robes and everything

Every year exactly this time of year

>>74043837
Frankenstein and the Mummy without his linens?

>>74043863
I'm doing an all-nighter so I'll be browsing /brit/ for about 30 hours

>>74043863
haha, it's so true!

new
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>>74040629
>>74040629

>>74043868
red or orange?

>>74043857

oh nice

fuck women 2bh -___- can't wait for artificial wombs and sexbot waifs -___-

praise KEK these rosties will get the retribution -__-

>>74043871
>Frankenstein
You mean Frankenstein's monster, you dumb piece of shit?

>>74043424
Wasn't me. Was some other poster.
I'd like to meet him.

>>74043996

he's probably kill you if you make eye contact with his wife

>>74044048

he will*

>>74044048
>>74044060
Nah, I'll be alright.

papua new guinea