//cum/

like this one better

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if you don't like our general you don't have to go there
simple as that

Fuck that other one.

>>74041688
Is that what you tell the blacks?

I might work on something that converts regular stories to greentext. I almost always write my stories out in a regular paragraph before stripping the first pronoun and everything attached to it and maybe re-conjugating the first verb.

>>74041761
bit autistic

>>74041761
Funny, I write things in greentext then convert them to normal English

>>74041825
bit more autistic

>>74041825
I don't think I have control of explanation as well when writing directly as a greentext. Some parts end up more specific than they should be and others miss the bit. I think paragraphs are easier to control.

>/cum/

Heh, more like /trash/

>>74041969
>card sleeves that aren't KMC

Cause sunbeams are not made like me

People are strange
When you're a stranger
Faces look ugly
When you're alone
Women seem wicked
When you're unwanted
Streets are uneven
When you're down

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This is the ideal women in South America, thoughts?

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Cease to consume asian media

>>74043738
Kind of gross

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Faster than the negroe

>have to be at work in 4 hours
>probably gonna call out if I don't fall asleep in the next hour

honestly think I'm gonna get fired soon
eternal suffering

>>74043738
Muscular blonde Asians? With the bunda?

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Wish I had a cute Polish gf.

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*runs further than you*
hmm yess

>>74043739
Nice try Sinaloa cartels

>>74043799
That's my wife you're talking to
Stop being rude

Wish I had an average nerd gf who's very insecure and clingy.

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>tfw no 2B gf

>>74043825
Can't get a gf if you stay inside all day, anon

wish a had a new meme to laugh at

how much would you guys have to be paid to devour 1 tbsp of your feces?

>>74043847
Can't get rejected either.

>>74043880
Most people are going to say something like $10,000,000 but in reality they wouldn't turn down $100,000 to eat a teaspoon of their own shit

It's after 1:00am here and fucking birds are singing.

Does anyone else find that creepy?

Go to fucking sleep birds. It's the middle of the night.

>>74043897
>teaspoon
Meant tablespoon
>>74043885
Better to get rejected 20 times and accepted once than to never try

>>74043825
met a qt hapa girl today at the ramen shop
she was nice shy and smiled at me a lot

>>74043880
maybe a couple thousand

>>74043864

Pickle posting is the latest craze.

It's funny when you least expect it.

>>74043912
Did you get her number?

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Would /cum/ this pic related?

male reproductive fluids laugh out loud

>>74043945
Yeah

>>74043945
related makes sense myself

>>74043953
do women seriously use this as an alternative to a dildo

>>74043738
Her retarded facial expressions and stupid dance moves are fedora-tier

>>74043953
That's a cucumber, not a pickle
Can't you do anything right?

>>74043935
no
but I know where she works

>>74043945
yes

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>>74043970
actually those are lebanese cucumbers

>>74043987
So they're cucumbers.

>>74043825

you dont!

Eating a pickle at this very moment, buds

>>74043953

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE'RE A PICKLE

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT /INT/

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>>74044026

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>>74043957
>>74043959
>>74043983
What if I told you that was a man in Thailand?

>>74044049
Then I would say no because I'm not a homosexual

>>74044049
I'd say you're full of shit
otherwise a convincing trap, would not fuck if it had a dick though

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this is me

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>>74044058
>>74044071
It actually is a man though, the real question is why are asian men so feminine?

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Could literally HEEM every single one of you
Pic related, me
>>74044103
They have soft and round features

>>74044123
cro magnon strength

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An independent country?

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>>74044141
*HEEMs you*

I like women

Women are cumrags

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Drunk in public buds

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>>74044145
*HEEMs you*
What are you gonna do now, Cascadian sissy?
>>74044177
Same. Especially Quebecois women with cute Quebecois accents

>>74044026
priorities in order

This lad just ran a stop sign

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>tfw no pretend Native gf

why would anyone NOT watch baseball

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>>74044192
You cannot hurt me slavo-chicano bastard
I challenge you to a a battle of wits, the thinking man's game you might say.

>>74044219
>pretend
That's a Mestiza, though

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>>74044192
same
I am going to have a French gf and nothing can be done to stop me
not even your HEEMS

>>74044223
im a braves fan

>>74044226
*knocks over the table and HEEMs you*
*kicks you in the head*
*takes your woman while you're down as well as all of your fresh meat and berries*
*goes back to my hut*

>>74044223
>they're homosexuals
>they're bastard children
>they are communists
>they hate America

I can go on

>>74044233
French girls are hot but that looks like a tranny

Sometimes I accidentally call my friends buds in real life, buds

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>>74044228
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%83d%C4%83lina_Diana_Ghenea

Try again

>>74044239

it could be worse, you could be a mariners fan

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>>74044264
*whispers in your ear*
gays not welcome

>>74044275

I have never had this problem

i wonder why

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i just want tomboy tranny gf

>>74044280
Very interesting

>>74044308
Is it 'cause you don't speak English to them? Or do you not have any friends?

>>74044309
You are already in the tranny part of the world, why tell North America about it?

>>74044320

both wrong

>>74044339
Then why

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post music buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeqPmPKcHXA

>sharts

>>74044350

Well i said i dont know dude

The "i wonder why" wasn't cheeky, i literally dont know why

>>74044264
I call other people bud but not my friends

>>74044361
Ah
I've had the same thing happen with other words
I started saying dude and bro ironically and they became part of my vocabulary

>>74044351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikutCJd13cM

>having friends

>existing

>>74044392
Having friends is nice

>>74044405

[citation needed]

>>74044431
Humans are naturally social and not talking to people gives ya brain rot

>>74044445

that would explain why Im feeling dumber than usual altely

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>>74044445

I like listening to electronic music with female vocals

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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I just want something soft and warm to cuddle with desu. Might unironically turn gay since they're less picky it seems (been approached by many gay men before)

>>74044513

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEtmFsU7Lsg

>>74044527
Gays are not less picky, it's just that they're men and more likely to try to initiate

did a fart

Playing the RS2 beta while listening to it ain't me

this is pretty comfy

havent played video games in at least 5 days

I play Overwatch for a couple hours a week to keep my rank from falling and that's most of my video game playing

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>I play overwatch

i actually restarted breath of the wild today

somebody help me

The gf and I played Overwatch when she was just my f
>>74044662
How is it? I might buy a Switch at some point in the near future

>>74044674

Is been 2 months since it came out.

I already played like 200 hours and im about to log more.

>>74044674

its hands down the best zelda game of the series, albeit lacking in a few areas

>>74044677

false news

*fork touches plugged-in toaster*
*didn't get electrocuted*
!!!

>>74044689
>200 hours in 2 months
I got 350 hours out of Fallout 4 by January even though I didn't really even like the game

horrid post above

What happened to Conway? I see him on steam sometimes but never in /cum/

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>playing overwatch
>350 hours in the worst Fallout game yet

my favorite moment in BOTW was when i was trying to see what happened to items when you throw items into a fire, i threw an egg and it broke.

yes autism and all of that, but it made me chuckle

>>74044733
he has finals next week. maybe busy with that

>>74044741
I told you, I didn't even like Fallout 4. I was just bored of everything else. I played through it like 10 times.
Also, how's being an edgy contraction going for you?

>>74044733
He got doxxed and never returned

>>74044762

why would you play through something 10 times if you didnt like it

Fallout 4 is a good tame, better than everything bethesda put in the 360.

>>74044779
It was okay and I didn't play through a first person RPG in a while, so it was different enough from everything else I've been playing. I also have like 400 hours in The Witcher 3, which is a much more interesting game.

>>74044802

why not just play NV or 3

>>74044802
have you played dragon's dogma?

>>74044806
Because I played through both of them before. Fallout 4 is an okay game and /v/ disliking it changes nothing.

>>74044823
Never. I think I own one of them but I don't really have enough or interest to dedicate the time needed to play an RPG right now.

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you seem really insecure of your tastes shevchenko

may i dare to ask, childhood trauma?

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>tfw I am the only Canadian here

>>74044855
>insecure about my tastes
Hmmmmmmmm?

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>>74044858

hold still

When are we nuking north korea?

>>74044865

Is shevchenko actually considered a God in ukraine or nah?

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>>74044872
*teleports behind you*

>>74044910

*pokes a hole in your bag of milk*

>>74044894
He's an influential writer and figure in Ukrainian culture who's branded on a lot of shit including a pretty good kvass.

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>>74044929

Yeah thats exactly the shevchenko im talking about

dont try to play silly with me potato man

I'm moving into an apartment with a few guys in a few months and I think I will get a sword or maybe a battleaxe to hang up on the wall. suggestions?

>>74044974
You're not talking about the writer? Also, the Belarusians are the potato people.

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>>74044926
See this? A common problem in the US, but our engineers have prevented this issue.

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>canadian """engineering"""

>>74044985

im talking about the politician

>>74045006
Which one? Shevchenko is the Smith of Ukrainian last names. And I don't really follow the politics of Ukraine anyway.

>>74045018
Are you talking about the povertykick player turned politician?

>>74044987
delet

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>>74044998

how do I obtain a ukrainian gf

>>74045048
Fitting :^)

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>>74045048
>get the chink
Memes are too powerful

>>74045056
Most of the diaspora date other Slavs.

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>are you talking about the most famous ukranian person to ever live

yes

of course i am

>>74045072

I'm 1/8th romanian/russian

>>74045075
I've literally never heard of him until today

I have a very masculine face

>>74045101
Post jawline

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i legit get excited just by watching this nigga pictures

they truly dont make em like that anymore

>>74045056
learn to make padeheya

Only time I watch povertykick is the Team USA games during the world cup and the final

c*ra is mediocre af desu

How do I use dating apps

Nobody likes my profile and nobody replies to my messages, send help

I tried all of the popular ones

>>74045125

champions league/euros are bretty good

unless its UEFAlona/Halal madrid

>>74045130
>>>/adv/

>>74045130
Get an interesting bio
Take a good photo
Don't be ugly

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>>74045125
I only watch for the hooliganism and the BRs going bananas.

chopping oak trees

>>74045099

Well, effects of being diaspora, he is actually a pretty big deal.

Like if you asked before the war to any random western european or latin american about Ukraine the first answer would have been "shevchenko"

>>74045158

wcing lvl?

>>74045159
I mean other first generation diaspora might know

>>74045166
53

How do I ask out a shy girl, provided I'm autistic myself
Feels like two ships passing in the night sometimes

>>74045189

nice

My faceapp girl filter scares me

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buds

i love you

>>74045222
Need a good fap.
Post it.

>>74045222
My Faceapp girl filter looks fucking nice
Almost makes me wish I was a girl(female)

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>>74045245
oh geeze you

Got some mary jane. Its been a while. ok

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>smoking weed

>>74045287
*Tips ballerina crown*

http://www.strawpoll.me/12821798
http://www.strawpoll.me/12821798

http://www.strawpoll.me/12821798

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIXQUBjcjpw&feature=youtu.be

/cum/ lmao

/brit/?

more like /shit/

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I just want to kiss a pretty girl right now

got a spanish test tomorrow and Ive barely studied, lol

bleeding scalp when will winter end vros

>>74044597
how do i get in on that beta

wide open spaces

>>74045393
I bet her lips are soft :,^(

>>74045448
sign up on their website
http://www.rs2vietnam.com/

there is no beta wave atm I was just playing against bots

I'm never leaving my stoop

>>74045481
cheers, ill shoot you my steamID if i get a code

STOOP KID IS TOO CHICKEN TO LEAVE HIS STOOP

hey

leave your stoop

decision to stay in india was a mistake

>>74045515
India is a mistake

>>74045515
where would you go?

>>74045544

not to the toilet

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maybe I should better appreciate living here. you all are savage barbarians

>>74045580
how is socal so safe

>>74045580
>Alaska
>Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico

Ahh yes, Natives.

>>74045612
because the chart is very accurate and should not be questioned

What is it like dating fob chinese girls?

Do they even understand the idea of casual dating, or is it "you my husband now" from day 1?

I don't know if this girl is fob - she has been in canada a few years for school but i don't think she has any non-asian canadian friends.

>>74045666
just be yourself bro

>>74045612
If I had to hazard a guess, the 'self-harm' part makes up the bulk of the stats, aside from a few cities like Detroit. A lot of those dark areas are native or white majorities where poverty is rife but the greater emphasis on the individual in the west leaves people with weaker social support networks, making them more suicide-prone

#madeup

>>74045666
>dating fob chinese girls
They either won't date you or just want the white D for now. They want to marry a rich chink later.

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ca me ouide

>>74045722
i'm paranoid about her stealing my cum to stay in canada

idk this girl is kind of childish and i've never dated an asian before

You're not supposed to be able to remove the battery on my phone

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howa boat do

>>74045793
>le fentanyl face

>>74045544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo

should I throw caution regarding my health to the wind and buy a pack of m&m's

>>74045929
only the peanut butter kind

>>74045770
>war on drugs
>>74045793
>war on drugs over

HMMMM...

>>74045666
Chinese girls wanting to get married after dating is a myth imo. You do have that type of girl but its not even the most common type of girl.

They will date you but if you aren't good enough* for their family you'll be arm's length for a long time.

*have a car, house, and a good job

>>74046000
thanks, that's good to know

we are both early 20s

>>74046083
lmao

>>74046043
are you white?

helloooooooooooooooo

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smash that mf like button if you up

>>74046111
yea 100%

i know she likes me but idk yet if i want to ask her out

>>74046312
right now i'm leaning no because cultural differences

i don't want to date a conservative clingy chinese girl

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come to bed, anon

die /cum/

>>74046586
It'll be completely dead in a few hours

itll never die tbqh

>>74044513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLW1Y8Y_8ak

Kc tieer

GUUUUUUUYS

>>74049566
fuck of ivan

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SucnooiRAl

b i n n l a n d

SCATVIA

>use 6 different dating apps
>only message I got was from a disgusting ham beast that looked like a man with a wig
>only match I got was with A FUCKING LESBIAN
god fucking damn it

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>>74050340
swedish '''''''''''men''''''''''''''''''''

>>74050340
haha nice dating app you got there cuz

>>74050340
Wow it's like dating apps are 95% men and unless you're literally supermodel-tier you don't stand a chance

Don't waste your time bro

Do you think it is alright to work in coffeeshop at 24 yo?
I have not worked before if I won't count university practice during summer holidays and army service.

>>74050540
might be bit stressful because there might be no low time or how do you say it
like uhh
the shop is active all the time?
though depends is it moscow or something?

>>74050652
During weekends in provincial town

cum lol

>>74050732
might be alright then

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For some reason I don't get piss boners anymore

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>>74050340
>only match I got was with A FUCKING LESBIAN
soooooo, you're a girl?
:^)

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>>74051190
rate our euro
it has a pic of execution of reds

>>74050340
We'll at least you had a luck with women.
I got messages from old men

*doesn't rate your euro*
oops

>>74051380
ur red arent you scum

>>74045515
Did you have an opportunity to move to Canada?

Being awake is a mistake.

you can always go back to sleep

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>>74052179
>mfw awake for 25 hours now

mfw when awake for less than 1 hour now
:-^)

>>74052279
I really should sleep, I have a tattoo appt later
>shitposting from counties I've lived in here

Time to go wageslave for ~8 hours.

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70k~ pop

>>74052629
that means nothing to me.
what are you talking about?

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>>74052629

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>>74052664
Cities Skylines, city building game

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>Bernie Sanders declared just a few years ago that “the American dream is more apt to be realized in…Venezuela” than here. He concluded by asking, “Who’s the banana republic now?”

aaa aaa
a
a
aaa aaa

>>74053237
Don't know why people liked him so much

>>74053297
free stuff

:^|

mornin' /cum/bums

>>74050540
As long as you're happy my man do what you gotta do

>>74052754
Nice clean grids

Where is your industrial though

*talks shit*

*breeds Denmark in front of your gf*

*doesn't like it*

https://youtu.be/wkwK7Qqdig0

>canadians

*breeds Denmark harder*

The pre breakfast breakfast buds

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>>74054162
guess the picture would help eh

>>74043825
it's actually really shit

im coming home
im coming home
tell the world that im coming home

Next thread edition better not be shit

/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Shit edition

(pictures of poo as the OP)

>>74054698
gay

JUST

FUCK

FUG :DDDD

wtf i always hated denmark now

MY

bin

Laden

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>>74050340
jus b urself

>>74055620
teach me your wisdoms senpai

>>74055620
Are you the guy getting message from bots that require you to pay to se?

>>74055664
sign up for muslima.com
use my profile as a guideline

https://www.muslima.com/en/profile/showprofile/id/13893396

>>74055620
Ah yes, they are definitely into you and not into your citizenship and money.

>>74055732
so you just lie to them?

>>74055620
they have the same replies
only robots are interested in you

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>Eating habits: Halal foods always

>>74055620
tfw no cute moroccan gf to ride kamels with

>>74055766
The site gives you a stock template first message. These whores probably want me to take the lead in the conversation, same as everywhere

>>74055732
>5'10"
>income prefer not to say
>I make 300k a year
kekkles

>>74055742
This

Don't think yourself smooth, leaf

new thread where

>>74056362
make it leaf boy

what does cum stand for

>>74056441
canada us mexico

>>74056441
It's slang for semen

>>74056492
>>74056492
>>74056492

>>74056441
cum lol