/brit/

If you've never thrown yourself down a hillside you have no idea how much fun you're missing

boomp

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brit on the right edition

>>74043896
what happened to them?

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>Frankenstein

>>74043916
I heemed em

do not want to see a single gimmick this thread

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me and the lads

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>You mean Frankenstein's monster, you dumb piece of shit?

>>74043924
me in the middle (dapper)

>>74043891
think it was red and he looked chinky too so it made sense, gave me one of those chinaman smiles

>>74043916
guy on the right said very rare skin condition that means his skin is the strength and consistency of tissue paper
girl said some autoimmune disease

>>74043951
Could have been a Burmese muslim slaying monk

third eye is spewing tumults of empathy

it takes strength to be gentle and kind :^)

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>when someone says "Frankenstein" in reference to what is actually the monster created by Dr Victor Frankenstein; better known as the Modern Prometheus.

where the fuck do they find these people

>>74043958
went back and found out Parry-Romberg syndrome is her disease

>>74043958
Shit... The tissue paper skin one sounds fucking rough. Look at his eyes, I thought he was a burn victim. Must be constant pain?

>>74043924
>oi oi you wankaa

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are we still in yank hours?

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>>74044001
please let it end

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*comes to a halt on my horse*

ah yes, salford

*continues riding*

have gone from big thinks to strange thinks

>>74043971
yeah he looked slimy ngl
imagine a lot of these ""buddhists"" are very conservative sadistic bastards

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>>74044001
omg u posted it again

>>74043896
What is this from

>>74044001
we're past the worst of it now

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>>74044024
ah yes there you are

could not give less of a shit

((((Frankenstein))))

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*comes to a halt on my horse*

ah yes, /brit/

*continues riding*

>>74044024
woould know this were a yank regardless of this flag

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Drink up, Judah Ben-hur.

>>74044053
Mentioned

>>74044021
They're based as fuck, will be the nicest guy you ever meet and would take food off his own plate if he thought you were hungry. Just if your people start fucking over his people, watch the fuck out.

>>74044032
http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/you-cant-ask-that/LE1617H005S00

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please... let it end

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britain is beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebk1stGPBds

tune

>>74044073
*continues to yank up your thread*

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HELLO?

HUMAN FLY HERE?

COME ON

I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT

>>74044076
did a cheeky poo behind those rocks

>>74044076
looks quite desolate and lifeless tbqh

>>74044076
>Saddleworth Moor
Isnt that where that bloke and his gf killed, raped and buried a bunch of kids in the 60s

I started thinking I knew what I had to do

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>>74044093
at times britain is very similar to the mongolian steppes

>>74044107
haha yeah

just melted all over my computer chair

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>>74044076
Fucking great isn't it. Might go for a walk on the moors today desu.

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there is a light and it never goes out

>>74044076
North America is just so vastly superior geographically wise to every continent, except maybe Africa in some aspects

Seeing your picture is just so average

>>74044018
is that the tunnel where harry potter turned his older sibling into a potato

>>74044121
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

>>74044148
no, there's plenty of places like that in britain

love that i started the tim meme and it's survived 'till today

just had a screaming wank
neighbours are livid

>the yank comes into other country's generals to talk about yankland
ah yes

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>>74044157
it's a good meme

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Hm. Ah yes. Politick's. The thinking man's football.

yankland more like wankland

kick snare
kick-snare

burn all churches

britain looks like the grimmest place desu
maybe like the cotswalds or the south of something is nice but every britisher who ends up plaguing this land always sings its praises and never wants to go home

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>>74044202
me laddy

hate that bagpipes have to be played at every fucking event on anzac day
literally why
a terrible instrument, no redeeming qualities about it

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>>74044209
some parts are okay

every "british" accomplishment in canada was actually scottish

for example. the telephone was invented by scottish alexander graham bell

fucking sorbitol still churning in my gut

going on a (You) strike until my demands are met

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been wanking all night desu

>>74044154
are dementors real

Going to walk down to the shop and wait for it to open.

>>74044227
no offense meant but is that like meant to be the diamond in the rough?

>>74044231
Think you'll find he had a British passport

>>74044053
FOY

>>74044263
that better be a grill

>>74044231
you realise scotland is in britain right?

>>74044179
isnt she a left winger though

>>74044272
yeah

this is the part where you post any canadian or australian suburb and laugh at us

>>74044163
Sorry lad but it's true.

The East coast is dominated by the thickest forests on Earth, filled with coons, foxes, hares, and animals of the chase in seemingly infinit numbers. That's why the British settled there desu. You were used to hunting chase animals like foxes.

Then you move southerly and come across dense swamps and man eating reptiles, and deadlier insects

Up north is the frozen tundra

The world's largest waterfall and Great Lakes like oceans are a days trip away


Then you cross one of the world's largest rivers.

Moving further west, and you come across prairies with limits, full of huge bison and lions, and dangerous twisters

Southwest, and you come across wide, red deserts and Native American pueblos, and the world's largest canyons, created from millions of years of erosions

Then come the snowy peaks of Colorado, right above those are the geysers of Yellowstone

Then finally you see California's unique Redwood trees, the world's largest trees, which are literally as high as a skyscraper

>>74044274
and I think YOU'LL find my fist in YOUR eyesocket

>>74044303
Edgy bro

>>74044296
british is contemporary associated with english

it is important to define and specify

sir tim berners lee, the inventor of the internet, was scottish

Remember to ignore all Yank posts.

>>74044302
beautiful post

>>74044302
Shan't

tonight is by far the best drug experience i've ever had

>>74044317
why didn't you just say english instead of using the wrong terminology

>>74044300
i feel i dont even
need to offer a rebuttal to that
>>74044302
america is a pretty diverse continent but just chill ay

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Woken up early today to go to the gym

Feel happier than when I go after work

not even the nuance of a word

edgy has become one of those words that make you look a bit dorky because everyone says it now

This is a warning, I'll spell it out for you

>>74044342
Keep doing big farts

Hope it stops before the gym

>>74044338
obama's mother was scottish

love chair reveals

irish ARE bro tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

hitler was scottish

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>>74043896
>take off my mask
>i would look at you with my own eyes

>>74044302
>the world's largest trees
they are the ones that have grown the tallest not the ones that are capable of growing the tallest. The australian swamp gum grows taller but they take, like the redwoods, so long to get there that it will be centuries before they overtake the redwoods again after aussies cut down the tallest to measure them.

>>74044324
Not trying to brag either lad. North America is a very strange continent

Almost as strange as Africa. It's still filled with grotesque beasts like Elephants and Rhinoceros which Europe's forefathers drove to extinction in their native home some 20,000 years ago. Monstrous hippos plunge and attack any boatman. Ungainly and clumsy giraffes peering over the treetops

Then there are the maneaters that travel in prides. The world's fastest animals race against each other

desmond tutu? scotsman

>>74044384
The Irish accent is horrible

Was William Wollace Scottish?

onmywaybacktodublin

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>>74044420
yes

>>74044404
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

slow and steady wins the race

>>74044402
australians have major scottish ancestry

don't think they've figured out that scots aren't real yet

>>74044416
Nobody actually thinks that
*lays a big black dildo at your uncles unmarked grave*

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Anyone here live in a council estate or council housing?

Tell me about your grey, shitty little life.

>>74044420
seems unlikely, his surname was usually given to welsh or foreigners (foriegn to scotland)

steve jobs? aye

Am I Scottish?

in one of tim's videos, he mentions that his grandfather was scottish

einstein? scottish

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my endz

Judas Iscariot was actually from Shetland

>>74044463
Looks like a part of the US where black people live desu.

gandhi? scottish

>>74044402
Never knew that desu.

>>74044434
Humans are very weak desu. If you want to glimpse 50,000 years into the past, read about what Europeans wrote about Native Americans in the 1800.

They still hunted with persistence, and were just one step below a semi-civilization. The people still had not mastered the arts of higher civilization. They lived among the animals, and their entire lively good depended on the animal. Their religion still had animals as the center

The British/Canadians/Americans thrust them into the stages of upper civilization

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>in 2013 my photo ended up on reddit, on the "what the fuck" forum
lmao good look for reddit

>>74044476
Doesn't look anything like the White House mate

*crawls to the nearest burger king*

>>74044463
bent little poof road

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trump is scottish

>>74044483
what the fuck?

Do cats get dementia?

okay let's take a look at how scots are the fathers of the modern world

adam smith: father of modern economics
alexander graham bell: invented the telephone
james watt: created the steam engine which propelled the isles towards the industrial revolution
john logie baird: invented the television
james clerk maxwell: quantum physics was his doing

do i even need to go on?

scots are the master race

>>74044526
Don't see Adolf Hitler or Elvis Presley in this list.

>>74044482
look i get what you're saying but what species has the greatest amount of control over itself and it's environment? we might be weak but physically we are strong enough to literally run down other animals, smart enough to have destroyed species harmful to us and brought the natural world to heel to benefit only -us-

is that weak?

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>>74044476
no it doesn't

>>74044544
Sorry m8. You can always move.

>>74044483
r*dditors are shitty people desu

explains leafs

>>74044544
where u at in annandale? weird suburb

lived in camperdown and newtown for ages

>unattractive
>aspie social skills
>5'7
>working class family
>mediocre in college

aaaaaaaaaah yes

>>74044572
america has a working class?

>>74044542
Africans/Native Americans lived not much higher than the animals they preyed upon.

The bison ruled the plains. The Native Americans would not dare enter the woods, lest they anger the jaguars they worshiped.

Intelligence is our biggest strength, not endurance.

>>74044566
right on the edge between Annandale and Glebe

>>74044603
we're all working class

wanked too hard and now my urethra is burning. anyone else get this? can't sleep now

>>74044617
ahhh yes, the glebe woman

>>74044603
Yes, but most of them think they're middle class.

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realize real eyes real lies

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BANE

>>74044633
Just give it a pass with a pipe cleaner.

>>74044653
>z
FOY

>>74044653
oi oi

average australians then

>>74044644
the american psyche is best described as "temporarily embarrassed millionaires"

>>74044633
>can't sleep cause my dick's on fire...

ah yes the yank

>>74044613
language and culture might represent a fairly substantial difference in behaviour between injuns and deer dont you think you smug dumbass

>The Native Americans would not dare enter the woods, lest they anger the jaguars they worshiped.

but thats wrong

>>74044669
alri'

>>74044676
>temporarily embarrassed millionaires

Tired of this autistic Reddit meme. The poorer people in the US do certainly vote for social welfare. The middle class and above have no incentive to vote for social welfare.

>>74044685
good image
>>74044686
what you doing these days?

>>74044682
who are you quoting?

>>74044684
>dumbass
FOY

>>74044684
>replying to that twerp

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>>74044701
I'm paraquoting you

can't sleep because my pussy is on fire haha

autistic reddit spacing more like

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*takes a sip*

there are... 2 thailads?

>>74044697
Made new fwiends at a new hostel :) Been going to night markets and the British Pub near my bts stop most nights. Planning a train trip to the South to see the eyelandz very soon

cocktip is fucking burning and I need to sleep

aside from all the crime and poverty Baltimore seems really nice

>>74044730
multiple horny paedophile thailad wankers

>>74044714
*whips out an impromptu flower*

m-my lady

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mum found me cum curtain

These are good Tim Macros

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poor bloke never had a chance

love how you can tell if a girl is slightly autistic just by looking at them

>>74044769
wouldn't say i love this

>>74044735
chug water until you can piss and flush out the irritant

>>74044738
pretty big things to try and put aside desu

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>yanks are still here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

go to bed you cretins

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>>74044734
Nice avoid Phuket and check out Krabi given the choice. I think Krabi is the most beautiful place I've ever seen in my life. Amazing beaches and crystal clear waters (and few tourists) pic related

>>74044790
Like my bollocks

>>74044797
did she died

>>74044810
yes, it was very sad :(

tell me about necrophilia

>>74044789
it's inflamed from rubbing it too hard, not an infection

reckon he's shoved something down there

>>74044819
he was a really shitty roman emperor

>>74044821
doubt it if its burning

not a poophile

>>74044797
Been thinking about Krabland but I don't want to take a coach anywhere, strictly trains. They're so cozy. Looks lovely though

thailad and the algerian are probably known as ladyboy fucking losers by the people they know backhome

isn't thailand's military government actually somewhat decent?

>>74044790
outside of New York it seems like every yank city is in a slow decline

pretty certain algerian is a bigger nonce than thailad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccBDu4ZARIo

choon d-e-s-u

>>74044875
can't complain

>>74044873
I'm not the Algerian

>>74044856
alright, post pics here when you get where you're going.
>>74044873
>>74044878
He's not the Algerian
>>74044875
They're an improvement over the last government but far from perfect.

>>74044875
yeah, that's why the country is full of foreign nonces shagging thai kids

I'm not a rapper

the leaf is probably known as a ladyboy fucking loser by the people he knows at home

the algerian left yesterday after I mentioned having several gfs but that I currently have a bf
must be the inner muslim inside of him that gets disgusted at homosexuality

>>74044888
that doesn't change anything

everyone who knows you went to thailad now see you as a ladyboy fucking creep

>>74044914
Facts

pretty certain thailad is actually a bigger nonce than algerian
naut heard any claims about algerian that seem dependable

love women lads

>>74044927
You haven't heard any dependable facts about me either if you're being fair.

>oh you went to thailand? huh...cool...

*her demeanour instantly changes*

>she knows

haven't seen the german in a while, did they move to thailand too?

>>74044937
alri lad take it easy

pints

I'm not dependable when it comes to meeting at the right bts station pmsl

>>74044940
it was for muay thai

>>74044951
quite a fan of them

>>74044942
Shit

>>74044950
We're past that Bruce, put your dukes up.
>>74044952
*has to take a motorbike through rush hour traffic*
very good.

>>74044951
my family heirloom pint got nicked on saturday at a house party

was proper cheesed

it was in my family for generations

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opinions on this gif?

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London btfo

will not reply to anime posters

nicked some canacucks pint glass
looks proper expensive

fucked off back to aus haha

>>74044988
I don't see the appeal of london for tourists
>dude fish and chips lmao
>dude union jacks lmao
>dude the queen lmao

love sobriety desu

>>74044913
gaybo

good thing that pint glass was laced with a poison that kills its host in 2 weeks

hope it was that aussie twat

why the fuck would you poison your own pint glass. stupid leaf

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>>74044982

>>74045008
I think the name precedes itself

cold out

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>>74044982
>a cute girl will never wiggle her bum at me

>>74044982
https://youtu.be/40UlHBUzJDw

love the threads where nobody gives each other (You)s but still have full conversations

now we are all the mexican

haha pirates

I don't reply directly to anyone these days.

Thailad do you know where a big Adidas store is in BKK

I want to buy some of those ClimateCool tops

>>74045052
that's a cartoon lad haha get your eyes checked

he wasn't lying, it's pretty cold out

hmm

when do the midday neets wake up?
12?

>>74045063
Central Param 9, (Central Plaza Grand Rama 9/เซ็นทรัล พระราม 9)

Same, only give (You)s out of pity but I've grown cold and don't care anymore

>>74045023
agree

>>74045037
yeah

>>74045054
same

>>74045060
haha

>>74045077
agreed

>>74045060
>>74045060
love the pirate posting desu

>>74045069
a cartoon girl

having a cheeky lie in

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me right now to be quite honest

>>74045083
Thanks

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>>74045063
>>74045083

Someone post the MS paint drawing of the /brit/ meetup

can girls be lads? dont like girls

My (You) didn't show a (You)
Complaining to the management

>>74045106
Not very ordnung of you

there, says the mayor

that's that

>>74045115
There's also a massive Intersport/JB Sport sorta place there that'll probably have them for a bit less bunce. Can't remember what it's called but you can't miss it.

Hope Virgin Media absolutely mug that twat off.

>>74045118
do you mean men who look and dress and act like girls but have a penis

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*blocks your path*

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something off about this girl's face

>>74045167
eyes are too close

>>74045167
Eyes are too far apart

>>74045146
Cheers

portsmouth

>>74045167
too many eyes

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>>74045174
>>74045178

not sure what that image is supposed to convey

>>74045167
something wrong with her eyes

Thailad do you spray water up your arse after you've taken a shit here

I've started to it and it does a good job cleaning out the poo desu

It should b a worldwide thing

Quick, someone call the German based.

>>74045209
Pretty sure everyone does.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12821798

http://www.strawpoll.me/12821798

http://www.strawpoll.me/12821798

If you can't tell the lads about it what's the point?

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WAKEY WAKEY WAGIES

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eating an entire block of extra sharp cheddar cheese with a butter knife

and drinking some cran-grape juice

Devlish

>>74045252

fat

>>74045232
I wouldn't mind people finding out

>>74045252
careful, you'll get a tingling sensation at the back of your throat

very astute, this irish one

>>74045252
>extra sharp
mature or strong you cunt.
Why do you need to fuck our language constantly? If its not good enough you have Spanish.

>>74045299
my personal favourite yankism is "bleu" cheese

treating myself to the rest of the wine as the gf is not speaking to me
wahey bottoms up

*poos on the poster below me*

cut my mouth on a sharp piece of cheese lads

>>74045322
that's gonna sting hahahah

>>74045315
Why did you punch your gf?

>>74045335
don't engage it

going to have some coco pops

>>74045344
I don't even have a ring..

broke that leaf's pint glass in some yank's cheese, lads
don't think he'll notice

>>74045335
danced too hard

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was in a really bad place last night but I think I'm starting to feel happier

good feeling desu

fucking insect just landed in my wine
waiter waiter

>>74045322
I've sliced my lip and tongue sucking the cheese from a Dairylea triangle once or twice. That foil can be tricky.

>>74045370
dead cat bounce

just dive bombed some fucking kiwi's wine hahaha

if you are reading this, you just lost the game

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>>74045395

>>74045388
what?

>>74045392
fucking insect
*squashes u*

>>74045351
hahahahahahahahaha

>>74045167
looks like her face has no bones

done a symphony of burps just now that went like:
EE EE OH OWAYOWEEAHHH

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If you're reading this it's too late

>>74045429
an interesting development.

>>74045457
>>74045457
>>74045457
New

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>>74045433
i know

wish i was not living

>>74045429
>he didn't vocaroo it for the lads

>>74045370
>leafs beat these with clubs

savages

>>74040730
Used to love doing this as a kid. We'd just roll down "Big 'ill" sideways for half an hour and get up all dazed and slightly bruised, but exhilarated.

Then mum would batter us for coming home all covered in shit.