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the cara dilemma must be put to rest

http://www.strawpoll.me/12821018
http://www.strawpoll.me/12821018
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danz
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cara
maisie
sophie
sersh
rosamund
karen
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>>74040616
kek, jesus christ
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>>74040612
First non cute voter reporting in
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love pakis
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>>74040587
don't want them dating niggers
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So fucking bored all the time now lads
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need to drink cara's wee
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are ye pulling my plonker mates?
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love pints
(simple as)
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Reckon Venezuela would be doing a lot better right now had Maduro been a radical centrist
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>>74040612
cara is a male
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>>74040657
why do you listen to it then?
I told you what you should do but if you're a huge pleb yourself there's no saving your stunted bloodline.
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>>74040658
write a book
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>>74040660
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>>74040661
seen you post this a few too many times mate, starting to wonder if there's something actually wrong with you
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Good documentary to watch, or film, just, anything. Please. I was thinking about watching The Empire of Dust, anyone watched it? Either that or a documentary about Kowloon Walled City, but the thing is, I don't know if I really want to watch either. Somehow a third option will solve everything.
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>>74040657
why not mate?
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choose your side
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dont really care about politics. not fussed about what's happening in the middle east. couldn't give a dogs bollocks what the stock market is doing. just care that my pint is cold and the pub is open. simple stuff.
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>>74040685
I'm a terrible writer
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>>74040694
take shrooms and watch black moon
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>>74040694
Bitter Lake -- Adam Curtis
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>>74040703
get a job?
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>>74040697
but what about cara
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>>74040695
>why don't you want your sisters to date niggers who are inherently criminal scum with nigger genetics

hmmm tough one
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>>74040694
hypernormalisation
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>>74040696
right
don't even fucking know what left is, but it looks like jam and toffee
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>>74040688
my point still stands
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>>74040695
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>>74040688
Fucking worthless sack of shit she is.
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>>74040717
Business idea: marry your sis so the darkies can't have her
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n-word
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>>74040723
this upsets the yank
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>>74040696
both are too gay
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>>74040717
ah right haha
*walks off and talks to someone else*
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>>74040711
>giving up the neetlife

dont think so
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need her to bankrupt my company
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/24/technology/marissa-mayer-will-make-186-million-on-yahoos-sale-to-verizon.html
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>>74040745
alri niglad
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having feelings again lads
its strange and I like it
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>>74040731
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>>74040694
Empire of Dust was good
never seen anything specificly about Kowloon

depends what you want, I know a lot of good stuff just on Youtube

was watching this series recently
low production values but very interesting, talks a lot about Egyptian philosophy and ideas on magic/religion
this is a good episode where they talk about Egyptian ideas of death and the afterlife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZtwoXf_xTg
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>>74040750
literally me if i took that shit $48k/y job
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>>74040745
hello nigger
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was watching iZombie and this scene reminded me of timothy james byrne
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>>74040754
remember when everyone was sucking her off and how great she'd be for yahoo

lmao
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>/r/bigdickproblems

normie humblebraggers honestly deserve to be shot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fa8b0K3by0
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>>74040771
need to cum in her fanny
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*engages stealth mode cheekily*
http://nypost.com/2017/04/24/stealthing-is-the-newest-dangerous-sex-trend/
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This is the story of how a group of disgruntled British NEETs in an obscure corner of an anime image board ended up revolutionizing the way we think about banter
and about how, along the way, they proved that shitposting always triumphs over serious discussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Sahfy7Hg
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>>74040755
>>74040775
look lads i'm pretty sure i made it clear i didn't want to talk to you lads
*walks away and talks to some calm, socially confident normies with no delusions about race*
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Man being 190cm is such a pain, every girl instantly looks at me but never find me attractive because I don't have Chad personality

;-;
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;-;
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>>74040804
>delusions
you seem to be the delusional one here, friend
see
>>74040727
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>>74040653
twelfth
>>74040771
she's not living up to defending the human rights of the Rohingya or whatever the Burmese muslims are known as.
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>>74040815
ahahahahahahhahahahahaa pirate scumbags...
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>"I found this book in your room anon, 'The Bell Curve'? What's it about?"

Well, Rorkes? What do you tell the lady?
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',:^))
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>>74040804
*grabs you by the shoulder while you're walking away and forcefully turn you back towards me*

listen here nigger, you are SCUM. back in my papis day we would turn you niggers into wind chimes!
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>>74040831
tell her to shut up because i'm not in the mood for it now
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>>74040786
Dicklet
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>>74040831
In this text, the authors argue that human intelligence is substantially influenced by both inherited and environmental factors and is a better predictor of many personal dynamics, including financial income, job performance, birth out of wedlock, and involvement in crime than are an individual's parental socioeconomic status. They also argue that those with high intelligence, the "cognitive elite", are becoming separated from those of average and below-average intelligence. The book was controversial, especially where the authors wrote about racial differences in intelligence and discussed the implications of those differences.
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>>74040831
"oh that must be my brother's, he's a little...problematic.."
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>>74040831
>because this naked woman is wearing two tight strings, she is not considered naked

woah, is this the power of spooks?
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>>74040855
stop browsing brit at work
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>>74040706
>>74040710
>>74040720
actually very interesting suggestions. surprising. will probably watch hypernormalisation now.
>>74040773
Kowloon walled city isn't just kowloon m8. Google it, quite interesting. Shan't be watching theological stuff about we wuz kangz tho
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>>74040786
m8 the people with their dicks in their name things are like 6.5" or something stupid like that. that's not a big dick problem, that's like a slightly above average dick inconvienance.
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>>74040850
>the "cognitive elite", are becoming separated from those of average and below-average intelligence

How are they becoming separated?
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Was he gay?
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>>74040855
nakedness is the real spook
Modern society wants us to be ashamed of our bodies and seeks to turn us into grotesque caricatures of the human form
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>>74040881
let's find out
*opens the book and reads aloud to you*
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>>74040881
at some point, you become smart enough to realize it's a bad idea to marry a dumb person
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>>74040803
how did that file becomes so big from the source–image?
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>>74040882
Chris was so heterosexual he could probably fuck ten men and still feel secure in his heterosexuality
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>>74040895
Well, I'm assuming you read it.
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unironically thought kev and tim were the same person for a large period of time
is there only one photo of kev?
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>>74040895
*tucks myself in*
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think i might get my first job purely through nepotism

is this how everyone gets jobs? because it feels like it all makes sense now
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>>74040873
its nothing about "we wuz" but I find Egypt interesting.
if you want something comfy you might like Into Eternity
here's the trailer
https://youtu.be/qoyKe-HxmFk
and the full film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUQ-Mhb4OVo
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>>74040908
yeah definitely, that's why I copy and pasted the first paragraph of the wikipedia page
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>>74040882
Yeah, it's rumoured he had gay flings with Tory ministers when he was at Oxford.
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>>74040921
no
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>>74040899
I put some filters on it to make it look like an old TV
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>>74040924
depends on the field
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>>74040940
such a hottie
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HATE HATE HATE when people choose working hard instead of working efficiently
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>>74040924
pretty much

my first job was at a fish and chip shop that my grandparents own
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>>74040921
>is there only one photo of kev?

ohoohohoohohoh oh boy
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>>74040950
just a standard beginner job

retail stuff, working in the bookeys to be precise
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>>74040895
*gets under me blankey and snuggles with doggy*
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>>74040956
fok (fuck off kraut)
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>>74040943
nice job on the appearance of it.
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>>74040921
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>>74040956
>plagiarizes an entire paper
heh, work smarter not harder right professor?
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dumb frogposter
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>>74040965
oh yeah all of that shit is 100% nepotism. actual careers can start with nepotism but unless your family is properly connected, you need to work hard to stay there.
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Who is more JUST - Kev or Tim?
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>>74040976
Well hello there
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>>74040925
That one looks cool. Too many to watch now. Better get to it I suppose. Shame I only have shit coffee :(
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yanky yanky does a wanky
cries to sleep under his blanky
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dump kevs
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>>74040978
>getting caught for plaigarism
umm no
bibliography raiding, ctrl+f referencing, skim reading, copying citations from reviews
all good tactics
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>>74040691
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at the Chon the other day
self-diagnosis depression
on spirits for it now
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What does FOY mean?
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>>74041004
adam curtis is good but its basically just him rambling for 3 hours only to make a few shakey points
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>>74041036
Friend of Yakub
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>>74041036
friendly ol' yank
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>>74041036
far out, yo
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Does anyone have the screen cap of Kev saying he fits in a suitcase?
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>>74041036
Frivolous online Youngin
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>>74041051
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is it true people dont remember embarrassing shit youve said/done
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Does anyone any of The Goose? It's been a long time since I read those. They used to get posted a lot on /b/ years and years ago.

The one about his dads prank war with subway haha
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What unis should I apply to for my post-grad?
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gf sent me this (inscribed on a stone plate)
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>>74041069
manny notts brum leeds liverpool
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>>74041069
university of shitposting
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>>74041058
llf
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>>74041070
was going to report this but that'd be racist x
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>>74041063
It's true.
*remembers embarrassing shit that you've done*
*mocks you to the lads behind your back*
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>>74041070
she's got a bit of swelling on her chest lad
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need as many photos of tim farron holding milk as possible
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>>74041069
Prager University
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>74041036
Forgetfullness of Yukon
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>>74041099
i believe that is often the case with females
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kev fact #24

he really fucking loves new york
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>>74041112
ill
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>>74041102
Also known as the School of Life for fedora tippers
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anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio meme meme
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>>74041115
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>>74041104
Super Cuckio Bros haha
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new york new york
it's a helluva town
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>>74041115
ireland is so small and rural, must have seemed mad to him
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>>74040696

That's a retarded comparison. A PB&J is just something you make when you are hungry and have literally zero initiative to work more than 30 seconds at something.

If you could make grilled cheese as fast and easy as a PB&J I'd probably eat myself to death with them.
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Imagine Theresa May just absolutely TRAMPLING Cornyn's shackled bollocks with a pair of wedge heels, with a single joyous tear running down his cheek.
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got a 2:1 offer lads
hope i get it haha
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Itsa me!
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*blocks your path*
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>So it says here, you have a degree from a... Prager?... University?
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>How can I stop the male dog trying to hump our other male dog. He has become obsessed in doing it.
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rorke
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>>74040696

or just....
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>>74041112
I don't belive you
she should get it checked
by brother got sick and got swelling just like that now he's got emotional problems, mental retardation, and regular bleeding due to some sort of haemorrhage I think
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Got work in 20 hours lads
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>>74041185
kev in the future spying on himself on the right
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>>74041185
nice pants, Kev!
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>>74041070
Lads...

We need to do the old colonialism again I think
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/24/tony-blair-fight-tories-june-election-brexit-labour-eu

NEW TONY BLAIR ARTICLE

FIRST GUARDIAN ARTICLE IN TWO YEARS

RADICAL CENTRISM
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*comically twiddles moustache*
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doing a small howl at the comment section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCrbh8843WI
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Kev's Wardrobe

1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
http://nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time
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>>74041199
i assure you his retardation is a hereditary issue mate
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>>74041154
>If you could make grilled cheese as fast and easy as a PB&J
please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man with wealth and taste
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>>74041227
classic
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https://twitter.com/ronanburtenshaw/status/856252857149947905

this will happen

macron is all show and no substance
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we have all walked towards a camera in our life i think
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>>74041194
>not grilled cheese with PB&J
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>>74041225
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>>74041217
>tfw no post-ironic neoconservatism darkie gf
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>>74041248
How about I walk you out of this thread mate
*takes your arm*
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Adulthood is realising he's actually walking away from the camera
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so this is the time of /brit/ where foreigners take over i see
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>>74041268
i will scream assault m8y
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Getting the daily dose of Armoured Skeptic
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>americans dont have toasted sandwich makers

howling
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brain is starting to feel funny
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Living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out. Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes? Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations? You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'? Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in. We the British have put our effort, our energy of valor, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind.
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>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it
>crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL
>"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!"
>crowd erupts into a frenzy
>electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!"
>chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse
>suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!"
>the music stops
>the crowd turns immediately silent
>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"
>A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races
>"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!"
>deathly quiet tension in the air
>suddenly somebody starts chanting "Hate facts, hate facts, hate facts!"
>the crowd joins in
>they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb
>as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool
>the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood
>in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter
>crowd cheers at this spectacle
>Bill Nye shouts, "That's science
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I found him. His names Larry Gooseman. Going to spend the next hour reading his posts on google images
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>dark eyed dark haired white skinned man by /int/ standards is not white
>dark eyed dark haired white skinned woman by /int/ standards IS white
at what age did you realise that race is a social construct?
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>>74041185
I've literally never noticed the lad on the right in this picture before.

Who the fuck is he? Why is he looking at the camera? Why is he so ominous?
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Why doesn't brit sleep??
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>>74041302
rorke
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>>74041318
kevinator, sent back in time to defend are kev
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NEED a honda ruckus
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>>74041322
Went to bed at 11pm and woke up at 2am
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Prager
>Prager also studied international history, comparative religion, and Arabic at the University of Leeds.[4] Prager is fluent in four languages: English, Hebrew, Russian, and French
>Prager's columns are handled by Creators Syndicate. He has been published in the Wall Street Journal, the Los Angeles Times and Commentary. His weekly syndicated column appears on such online websites as Townhall.com,[11] National Review Online, Jewish World Review and elsewhere. He also writes a bi-weekly column for The Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles
quite an interesting individual
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SWEATY KEV

YA FUCKING DISGRACE

THERE'S GOBS OF SWEAT DROPPING OFF YOUR FACE

YOU'VE NEVER BROUGHT GIRLS BACK TO YOUR PLACE

YOURE A WEE VIRGIN

YOU'RE 32

THE ELEPHANT MAN HAS MORE HOPE THAN YOU

YOU SMELL SO BAD

YOU LEAVE A TRACE

YOU MAKE EVERYONE LEAVE THE PLACE

IF YOU SHOT YOURSELF

BLEW OFF YOUR FACE

IT WOULD ADVANCE THE HUMAN RACE
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>>74041199
>those high school bleachers
C H R I S T
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Norway more like Snoreway
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That Canadian rorke whining about postmodernism reminds me of this book 2bh
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Oh I see it's full of Australians and Northern Americans.
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>>74041302
Mosley was a great speaker

shit politician and leader though
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>>74041346
*stomp stomp clap*
*stomp stomp clap*
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>It's season 3 of Bill Nye Saves the World
>The highest rated show ever
>The show is so successful it has ushered in a new era of prosperity for the United States
>The roaring 20s are happening again
>Season 3 has been great
>Everyone loved it
>99.7% of American households report watching it
>Religion has been wiped off the face of the earth
>Climate change is real and everyone donates to the Bill Nye Fund to help stop it
>The US government formally recognizes 853 genders, with more added virtually every day
>Trump got lynched last year, and now-president Degrasse Tyson personally held the noose
>The audience holds its breath in anticipation of the season finale show
>He enters the stage
>Crowd goes wild
>400 babies are conceived and immediately aborted
>"Who's ready for some science?"
>Collective orgasms can be heard across the country
>"Because today"
>World peace would have happened if it wasn't already a product of the show by season 2
>"We"
>The crowd prays to nothing in thanks for this gift
>"Are talking about"
>A Mexican family vaults the border wall as ICE agents cheer them on, the show playing on a massive TV screen embedded in a nearby hillside
>"How race"
>The four remaining Christians in obscure parts of the world commit suicide
>"Is actually not real"
>The 104% LGBT crowd gives a standing ovation
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What's your FetLife profile lads?
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What Wojak sums up your feelings right now?
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quite mad how Nigel Farage has had more political success than both Mosley and Enoch Powell
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>>74041381
RarePepe2000
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>>74041391
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>>74041381
bignigger69
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>>74041366
who's whining?
I love post-modernism, it dug the grave for modernism and rightfully so
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held a poo in for 2 hours and now the arse hurts
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all jf's get out
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>>74041391
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>>74041391
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thoughts on michel foucault lads?
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https://youtu.be/RH_W31qc9lw?t=230
literally skipped to a random time on a random vid and he's talking about muh holocaust
like pottery
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>>74041370
bleep bloop the moon men are here to abolish democracy
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hate cunts that always try to remind you they read books

nobody cares
>>
>>74041393
Powell was an MP
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>>74041391
>>
>>74041380
Does /pol/ really not believe in climate change
Embarrassing
>>
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>>74041391
>>
tried hard to make the best thread in /int/ history

>>74041392
>>
thoughts on pints?
>>
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does he still post here?
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Hope you've not been looking at any pornography lately anon...
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>>74041391
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>>74041391
need to 'cide
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>>74041445
alri
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>>74041464
hi
>>
>>74041227
>Size 9
I guess he's not so big after all the hyperbole.

t. U.K. size 12½
>>
>>74041434
It's a /tv/ meme, nice paranoia are you sure you weren't looking for /x/ when you posted in /brit/?
>>
>>74041417
haven't read much by him but mostly agree with his ideas
I think a lot of left wingers use him and other French post-modernists as justification for their own ideology without taking their ideas to the natural conclusion (which would mean self destruction for the modern left)
>>
UK 10 here haha
>>
I stand with rand
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>>74041471
Hello footlet
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>>74041447
*closes my tabs of ethiopian tribals
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>>74041417
hate him
almost single handedly ruined the left in europe
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>>74041459
>>
>>74041473
omg but /pol/ though.. /pol/ grrrr.. what are they like? fucking.. fucking /pol/ Drumpf and PJW! Don't even get me started.
>>
>>74041434
Climate change has become a cult and it is better to hasten the collapse than impotently try to prevent it.
if people are not willing to take drastic action (and they aren't) then acceleration is the only cure.
>>
might not attend my classes tomorrow
>>
my dick is a UK 10
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>>74041380
what has bill nye done to earn the ire of the 'chon?
>>
>>74041496
the old left was painfully retarded and needed to be ruined
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>>74041501
LMAO
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can feel the sorbitol in my tummy
hopefully the nausea goes away soon
>>
Hate the Australian accent
hate it
>>
found out my great uncle twice removed (or something similar) is a football player

don't know anything about footie so does the name david platt mean anything to anyone?
>>
>>74041522
Feminist agenda
>>
might have some lunch soon lads haha
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white south african accents are the radical centrists of english accents
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Surrealism was the light in the cold darkness of modernity
if only we had listened
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>>74041430
so was mosley. for the tories and then labour
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>>74041557
need some minced beef, cheers for the reminder.
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>>74041380
>>
going to go lie down for a little bit of my come up
>>
There is a global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race.
>>
>>74041571
surrealism was reddit: the art style
>>
>>74041546
yeah he was a pretty big name in the 90s, played for england, arsenal, juventus, sampdoria

have you only just found out? surprising
>>
>>74041592
no there isn't

the white race is destroying itself
>>
i'm a fundamentalist christian
>>
A program about science lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
>>
>>74041546
Oldhamers are the strongest race
>>
Just got back from my latest meeting of the global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race.

Rorkes will soon be sent to mandatory work and reeducation camps.

/brit/ will be turned into a black and pakistani gf advocacy thread.
>>
two weeks of classes left lads
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>>74041607
yeah when i was growing up my mum told me i had some distant relative that was a coach for the england under 21s or something

only just remembered it today and decided to ask her, never met him like
>>
>>74041499
>nobody has given me (you)s for this excellent picture
disappointing
>>
(((74041612)))
>>
>>74041598
Reddit isn't surreal at all, its decidedly inoffensive and ordinary

4chan is the vanguard of surrealism/post-modernism and always has been
>>
>>74041631
didn't watch the first 500 times it was posted here and on /pol/, not gonna watch now
>>
>>74041642
don't care stupid yank twat
>>
>>74041687
two weeks of classes left lad
>>
>>74041642
done with classes

just exams in a few weeks now

reeeeee
>>
BTFO
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BTFO
>>
Hello there mates, it's your good friend Bruce here.

I'm here to tell you that having a dark skinned gf is the best thing in life! I encourage you all to go out and find one for yourself. I myself have a pure-blooded aboriginal gf who I am proud to call my gf.
>>
another leaf reply lost in my filter :/
>>
>>74041612
by inviting jews and muslims into our homes
>>
2015
>UK
Centre-right vs centre-left
Centre-right wins
>Canada
Centre-right vs liberal left
Liberal left wins

2016
>UK
Populist right vs centrism
Populist right wins
>US
Populist right vs centrism
Populist right wins
>Austria
Far-right vs Green left
Green left wins
>Italy
Populism vs centre-right
Populism wins

2017
>Netherlands
Centre-right vs far-right
Centre-right wins
>Turkey
Religious right vs liberalism
Religious right wins
>France
Far-right vs centrism
????
>UK
Centre-right vs left
????
>Germany
Centre-right vs centre-left
????
>>
being white is a sin
>>
beto is here
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>>74041722
hmm
she's ugly
and has clearly developed mental illness by being a non-white in a white country
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>>74041737
hmm
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>>74041722
it quite annoys me how self congratulating some of them are

ok great you're black, well done, want a medal?

fucking obnoxious twats
>>
>>74041736
*pushes you over*
>>
>>74041754
What's the difference between liberal left and centre-left
>>
>>74041754
>>UK
>Centre-right vs left
>>
>>74041776
I can assure you my friend that I'm no pushover, I stand for the original owners of this land!
>>
>>74041754
>>France
>Far-right vs centrism
>????
>>UK
>Centre-right vs left
>????
>>Germany
>Centre-right vs centre-left
>????
Macron will win in France
Tories in Britain
Germany will be split. CDU/CSU will fall, AfD and SPD will gain.
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>tfw not attractive
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Britannia should pay reparations to jamaica tbqh
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>>74041782
Idk mate my mind changed a few times while I composed my post

What even is Trudeau? A Cleggite liberal or Tumblr: the politician?
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>>74041813
>tfw average attractiveness
>tfw KV
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>>74041813
haha same
>>
>>74041807
*pays respect to true owners of the land*

wtf they no longer have rampant poverty, disease, substance abuse, domestic violence and feelings of hopelessness in their communities now!
>>
Who were The Australian Originals? since it obviously cannot be the ABoriginals.
>>
>>74041828
A radical centrist
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>>74041810
>Macron will win in France
Worth a cheeky bet on Le Pen imo
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>>74041828
he sells arms to Saudi Arabia, he's a pure liberal
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>>74041775
Well now that you mention it
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>>74041828
I thought cleg was tumblr: the politician
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>>74041828
he's decidedly centre/centre left with trappings of Tumblrism
>>
>>74041789
did you mean to attach a reaction image? Can't tell what you're trying to convey
>>
Made $1000 in the last ten months investing
>>
cuckio meme?
>>
>>74041828
>What even is Trudeau?
Ex drama teacher
https://youtu.be/gp_O3liJpu8
>>
>>74041898
Off a total capital of:
>>
>>74041887
are you referring to current labour?
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>>74041917
$8000
>>
>>74041921
yes, it was centre-left under Miliband, under Corbyn it has moved to the firm left
>>
>>74041813
>>74041838
>>74041851
have you guys just tried being confident and yourself?
>>
>>74041927
Not a bad return depending on how many hours you put into the work
>>
might do a yank
>>
>>74041947
maybe 30 total hours of browsing /biz/ and a few other sources
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>>74041959
make sure you wash your hands after ok?
>>
I have legitimately had less success with girls the more confident I've become
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>>74041942
so far left then
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remember when Terry Jones was PM?
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>>74041973
don't even wash my hands after a piss or poo unless I get shit on them, so I shan't
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>>74041754
>Populist right wins
Leavers were both on left and right, fool.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaigning_in_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016#Leave_groups
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>>74042001
same
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>>74041985
Nah. Melénchon is far-left. Corbyn is just traditional left.
>>
>>74041901
can't say i know it
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>>74042023
fuming
>>
>>74042008
I'm aware, but the Leave voters were overwhelmingly right-wing populists with social conservative, nationalistic and reactionary views.
>>
I don't pay my taxes because i dont want my money to fund worldwide terrorism
>>
typing up a new /brit/ thread as we speak (figuratively speaking)
>>
I don't pay my taxes because taxation is theft
>>
believe black people are not the same species as me desu
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>>74042078
>>74042097
Calling the IRS
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>>74042117
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new
>>74040629
>>74040629
>>74040629
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