/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

Fuck Drumpf

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(...)

cum lol

>>74037819
What a terrible thread, I will not be posting in it. Good night

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Stop consuming asian media

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@74037875

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i wanna fuck a trap
arkansas
pls help
anime posting has made me bi

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I got rejected from another job opportunity today. I don't think I want to live anymore.

>>74037868
Too late

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@74037875
@74037868

This is the last anime themed thread we will have this week. If any others are made during the week, they must be ignored.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

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>>74037903

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how much do you bench /cum/?

185 lb here

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Heels are cute.

>>74037829
>>74037829
>>74037829
>>74037829

real edition

>>74037862
>lmao dis dumb faggot got back from army
>lmao he gonna see his ex wat a fag
>ROFL HE GOT DUMPED ALREADY what a dumbass
>nothing but love songs on the way to the bar HAHA bet he feels fucking stupid now rofl
>he got drunk and punched me in the face wtf rofl

yer mistaken if you think i or anybody else would understand this situation

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>threadwars

Riko > You

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>tfw have a 14 years old cousin who is a weaboo in the making
>talk to her about entry weaboo stuff
>everytime she sees me she talks to me about weaboo stuff

How do i tell her weaboos are losers?

*really hopes Calgary will post pics of his finished meal tray*

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@74037953
show by example

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>>74037915
tnx bro
your change is 2 yous

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The ladies love them too

>anon autist who spams ugly eyebrow girl on a chinese cartoon board worrying about losers

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>>74037930
it was just banter

I expect someone from the most renowned military branch in the world to not be a pussy

>>74037930
dude shouldn't have been such a delusional pansy.
i probably wouldn't remain friends with someone so emotionally frail and self absorbed

>>74037964
Not done my banana bread yet

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>no one responded to my bench post
forgot /cum/ is a bunch of skellys who cant even lift the bar

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>>74037989
say that to my face fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTxMsAXXpqQ
JAJAJAJAJAJA!

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>>74038036
i miss lifting
i want to go to a gym but i need a buddy and im too antisocial

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>>74037953
Can she be my gf?

>>74038036
205

>>74038031
p-post the banana bread after you have taken a bite out of it

>>74037920
roughly 480 lbs.
at least that's what it takes to push your mom off me every night

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>>74037920
165lbs

>>74038036
I didnt see it

>>74038049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSj3LilpSyw

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>>74038073

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>>74038073

>>74038071
too late
it's ogre

>>74038153
:(

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>>74038153
reee fuckig phone

Duterte-style death squads when

gonna make myself a bacon cheeseburger, with poutine and salt & vinegar chips as a side

thank g-d i dont have to eat airplane food like calgary-kun

>>74038173
and fuck wypipo

nothing wrong with airplane food

>>74038173
are you the Fuck Drumpf leaf?

>>74038173
Good post. Glad my big boy ate all his vegetables :)

>>74038178
right after the pinochet-style death squads

>>74038178
Not soon enough.
We need to bring back gibbets and gallows, and display them all in common drug trafficking streets.

Einsatzgruppen-style death squads when

>>74038190
my city has grown considerably, i have 3 rapid transit lines down, and the freeway system for the 2 northern islands is done

>>74038095
cuando vamos a hablar otra vez o ya has empezado a odiarme por no hablarte mucho?
y qué le pasó al bajachan?

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>We need to bring back gibbets and gallows, and display them all in common drug trafficking streets.

Buds are there any good like snes emulators or shit for android tablets? Wish I had a laptop ;_;

>>74038226
>cuando vamos a hablar otra vez o ya has empezado a odiarme por no hablarte mucho?

Sí, esto.

>>74037920
210
>tfw you can lift more than you weigh but you dont look swollen

>>74038232
There are a few. Check the play store! I unironically play the old pokemon game boy games on mine.

>>74038232
ask /emu/ on /vg/

>>74038228
Treacher collins syndrome would suck

>>74038243

although i texted you last time and you ignored me

>>74038325
>he became a degenerate from watching a degenerate anime
Pottery

>>74038359
the only fairy tail here is yours

>>74038400
N-not true!

>>74038226
Baja is still on /int/ I think. I sometimes see posts that seem like her

>>74038243
hasta tú tienes sentimientos por eso quiero que me perdones por ser pendejo y por ser el peor amigo que podrías tener. de hecho no quería ignorarte.
>>74038436
her...even months later i dont believe you guys...but hmm i see

>>74038436
not gon lie, i would berry my dick so deep inside her. no homo

>>74038422
>yeah my blue collar job is actually cool not like you losers

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>spend two more weeks here
;_;
Not pictured tv on wall to the right playing cops

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WTF I HATE IDOL CULTURE NOW

/cum/ as an entire continent looks like a dragon

Hawaii is the shit

>>74038516
how often do people visit you? or have you been forgotten by everyone yet

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>>74038541

>>74038566
Usually a couple times a week someone will come
gettin cabin fever tho

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emily

>>74038516
>playing cops
jelly

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I thought you went to bed autist

>>74038252
>>74037882
>>74038266
>>74038279
>>74038296
>>74038314
>>74037829
>>74038333
>>74038346
>>74038377
>>74038392
>>74038403
>>74038413
>>74038441
>>74038456
>>74038465
>>74038475
>>74038489
>>74038495
>>74038505
>>74038518
>>74038530
>>74038546
>>74038565
>>74038581
>>74038601
>>74038619
>>74038635
For those of you that aren't in the real thread.

>>74038516
Doesn't look too bad. You have internet and TV. Don't care for the artwork though.

>>74038697
i only like girls that have the body of a 10 year old boy

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>>74038697
nobody cares lmao

>>74038697
Don't quite like her face

She's all boobs and I'm more of an ass man

*watches Seinfeld*

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>>74038737
this

>>74038769

>>74038843
no

>>74038804
I too love asian girls

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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yo

>>74038856
not asians ya dingus

>>74038843
if it were real it would be taught in school

>>74038843
yes

>>74038843
no

>>74038713
Forget it's there most of the time tbqh
>look up emulators
>realize I don't know any good games I haven't already played
>shitpost on int instead

>>74038872
i am being taught about famous people that were secretly trans

>>74038879
have you played truxton yet. shits pretty tight

>>74038913
No
I think I'm gonna watch split

>>74038516
WHY ARE YOU IN THERE

>>74038843
yes
fuck turks for destroying rome

>>74038936
that movie looks pretty good famalam

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>tfw caught phoneposting
We should demand equal treatment. We have endured unwarranted persecution for far too long. Phoneposters are a critical part of the 4chan community, contributing intelligent, relevant, and original content. It's time to rise up, my brothers. We will be silenced no longer.

Go to bed autist

74038976
FOP

>>74038976
i phonepost at work sometimes
and nobody knows

>>74038976
phoneposters are newfag scum who flooded the place during the election
gtfo

make me

>>74038947
They're curing me from my love of anime
Animeitis they call it

someone should convince antifa to join isis and go to the middle east to fight

>>74039052
we need antifa to fight the good fight at home

did you guys hear about the 60 oakland pirates that raided a train?

>>74039014
Phoneposting is the future, Luddite scum. Adapt or drown.

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kill all newfags

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>>74039072

>>74039072
>pirates
*brave young men

>>74039076
>over half of 4chan is mobile viewing
dont believe that desu

>>74039128
/pol/ and /b/ drive most of the website's traffic

>>74039128
me rn 2bh

So you admit to being autistic, good.

Sup lads.

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>>74039128
Believe it, chump. Your kind is being weeded out like the vermin you are. The train is leaving the station. And you've missed your flight.

don't understand the mobile phone meme. tiny touchscreens are so much less comfy than a desktop or laptop computer

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74039180
you'll never take over the slow boards with your cancerous frogposting

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>lads

Sup lads.

>>74039052
there are a couple antifa with the kurds but they kurds just use them as security guards and propaganda far away from the front

Saddam was right to gas the kurds tbqh

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>commiefornia

>>74039128
There are apps like Overchan and Dashchan. It's easy to lurk on 4chan with them.

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fuck you that's my toad

There is still one good board on this site. Not going to tell you which one because I don't want you autists overrunning it

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time to solve the maisie dilemma

http://www.strawpoll.me/12820706
http://www.strawpoll.me/12820706

>>74039263
/n/

got ratchet and clank, boys

>>74039278
shh

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>/n/

>>74039298
You wanna ratchet my clank?

kind of feel sorry for all the cute muslim women who keep messaging me but will never get to marry me because I'm too cheap to subscribe to a dating site

>>74039076
>implying most of that isn't media shills and people who read articles they wrote

>>74039391
>not being on Elite Singles
for the best

http://www.strawpoll.me/12820490

I hope The US nukes the west coast and blames it on Russia

peanuts are actually legumes

the more you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr7nrt87LHM

I hope North Korea kills us all

>>74039456
i hope they take out pornland and salam

>>74039456
wtf?...

why do the mods allow /dixie/? one general is bad enough. this is some serious horseshit

>>74039357
This

>>74039509
The DISGUSTING residents of the west coast need to be eliminated as soon as possible. Return the land to simple state.

...From sea to shining sea.

Today I saw an Asian hipster with an Oregon flag patch on her backpack

>posting in /cum/ when /dixie/ exists
What the hell is wrong with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgvkpNjDmg4

Anybody have a good high-res world map that I can start attaching flags to? Been building up a collection of rares but haven't had time to make a collage yet.

>>74039611
Remember when Antarctica had a white flag

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>how do you want your climate senpai

America is free

a general on an international cultures board is probably the most cancerous thing I've seen recently tbqh

"look, I will go on /int/ to insulate myself with people who speak my language and share my pop culture. more normie scum like me to masturbate about our geographical features with"

neck yourself if you post here tbqh, burn yourself in the street if you use the extra flags

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I've masturbated 10 times today

>>74039713
how raw is your cock?

he mad

>>74039672
thinking about burning the cities and returning to the bronze age haha

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>a general on an international cultures board is probably the most cancerous thing I've seen recently tbqh

>"look, I will go on /int/ to insulate myself with people who speak my language and share my pop culture. more normie scum like me to masturbate about our geographical features with"

>neck yourself if you post here tbqh, burn yourself in the street if you use the extra flags

>>74039725
Very

I go on /cum/ to insulate myself with people who speak my language and share my pop culture.

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>OH I POST FEDORA MAN VERY FUNNY

>HAHA LOOK THERE I GO AGAIN

>MAPLE SYRUP UHHH HURR DURRR EH

>>74039768
Well said medkit

shan't be replying to you

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>>74039611

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>>OH I POST FEDORA MAN VERY FUNNY

>>HAHA LOOK THERE I GO AGAIN

>>MAPLE SYRUP UHHH HURR DURRR EH

>>74039768
haha it's funny because you're not at all the target audience

it's funny because half the time when an actual non-north american flag posts people post "LE EPIC SIMPSONS DON'T ENGAGE NON CUM FLAGS" image

it's funny because you're the outlier, not the norm, and you know it you cocksucking little swiss miss mongoloid

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I think I'm losing all my patience
And I know I'm too quick to judge
I don't give up all that easily, usually
But I'm too relieved to hold a grudge

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>>OH I POST FEDORA MAN VERY FUNNY
>
>>HAHA LOOK THERE I GO AGAIN
>
>>MAPLE SYRUP UHHH HURR DURRR EH

>>74039330
good post

Wearing my stockings again.
I can't ever seem to control my boner when I'm in these :\

>>74039611
>>74039801
also go ask this thread to see if there is a better version
>>74010867

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Why didn't it catch on?

anyway I think you've just about proven my point. since I made my first post there hasn't been one worthwhile thought shared or anything that could possibly be called on-topic for this board

just useless parroting knowing you cannot refute me

Everyone who posts in this general is a homosexual except for me.

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>anyway I think you've just about proven my point. since I made my first post there hasn't been one worthwhile thought shared or anything that could possibly be called on-topic for this board
>
>just useless parroting knowing you cannot refute me

>>74039914
says the fag wearing womens clothes

>>74039914
prove it

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SEASON 2

>>74039963
When I take a shower, I stand under the shower head and THEN turn the water on.

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>>74039969
Wait is it actually getting a second season

How do we fix women?

oh thats right having more than one season is a huge fucking deal to animoo nerds

prove you're not gay and let me kiss your pisser

>>74040009
buys alberta for a hefty price of two chickens and a goat

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>29/30 COG tags collected in Gears of War 1

*listens to Deathconsciousness*
*contemplates suicide*

>>74039861
the chinks dont build the rail roads for cheap any more

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>>74039987
So I hear

first time in /cum/, no a single sign of discussion of North American culture, cuisine, history, or music

its just weird shitposting, blogposting, anime, and unfunny memes

this might be the worst thread I've ever seen

hmm, stumbled on a forum populated entirely by women

uncanny

>>74040144
Fuck off on-topic fag

I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD
WHEN THEY'RE AROUND THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GUY IN TOWN

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>>74040144
>he actually thinks people discuss culture on /int/

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Girls with short hair are cute

I like anime

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>>74040191
me too desu

>>74040144
when was it not that?

I just realized

>People of Color

a-ok

>Colored people

ray cyst

>>74037953
this happened with my sister, luckily she realized weebs were losers by herself

Alri buds need ideas on what to get to tide me over for two weeks of this shithole when I'm out tomorrow for a bit

>>74039987
>>74039987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjARH1GG3L4

fascinating read

http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/1170786-It-should-be-a-widely-known-FACT-that-Captain-Jean-Luc-Picard-needed-that-body-rocked-til-he-turned-into-a-black-hole

>>74040225
don't like either of them haha

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>>74040247
Get a fleshlight and some books.

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>>74040225

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>>74040312
>male
>pink lips

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>>74040187
how short is too short?

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>>74040363

>>74040368

yikes.

she is honestly 2 dumb

>>74040312
this is a good piece of propaganda shit man

almost made me believe in it

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damn...

>>74040373
admit it, no straight male, white or not would like to have his lips that pink

What time should I go to bed? I have to wake up at 5:30.

>>74040439
right now desu

>>74040439
9:30

>>74040439
in bed, phone off at 11

>>74040452
It's only 7:12 pm

>>74040454
This seems reasonable.

>>74040461
This is probably realistically what will happen.

>>74040439
9:00
Give yourself half an hour to actually fall asleep.

Which Persona game should I play first?

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Nearly every night I go to bed at 12:30 and get up at 6:00

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Hello third worlders, can you explain to me what this Mexican meme song is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhCGf-iBcuI

>>74040558
>tfw wake up at 6:30 no matter what time I go to sleep

Literally want to get up and just leave this place and yank out my pick line

>>74040557
5 because it's the best one and they aren't tied to each other really

>>74040599
Do that and your probably going to be there a whole lot longer than your supposed to be. Ask them to get some drugs to knock you out for the night

>>74040558
You must be sleepy all the time.

>>74040582
>started going to bed earlier, around 11
>keep waking up at 4:30 and falling back asleep

>>74040646
Just keep doing it. Your body will eventually adjust. It's just used to sleeping for five and a half hours right now.

>>74040642
I drink a lot of coffee, but it doesn't help that much

I wish more places had sweet potato fries, buds
>>74040681
I used to always be sleep deprived when I was in middle school and high school. It really is awful

>>74040574
the song was used or referenced by some cancerous famous mexican youtuber
the lyrics of the song is about a woman who left a man and it has nothing to do with chocolate as far as I know because I didn't watch the entire video. That's all I know.
that's a cute loli tho

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>lift on any given day
>sleep immensely better that night than usual
good shit

>>74040698
I always have morning classes because that's how they schedule my major, so then I spend the rest of the day trying to find something to do that isn't studying until I give in and study all night.

Really didn't enjoy the new Bill Nye show

>>74040758
Bill nye the cis het guy

>>74040836
im happy to have someone explain science to me in a way that i can just accept without needing to look into it further

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guess which one is me

>>74040869
you know i'm a degenerate who masturbates to anime girls but something about furries just disgusts me

which Bratz game is the best?

>>74040758
I talked about it with a few friends today and most of them agreed that it wasn't very good
Kind of thankful desu

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>>74040869

>>74040869
>that guy in the center left

got a mysterious cut on my finger lads

>>74041056
It was me
I cut you

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>>74040869
>What have I become
>My sweetest friend
>Everyone I know
>Goes away in the end

made a hot choccy
gonna try an early sleep tonight

>>74041078
bit rude

How does one get rid of social anxiety? Cipralex helps, but that's about it, and now I'm more or less dependent on it for levels of anxiety that would still be considered higher than average for others.

>>74037819
hello, where are the (You)?

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why has /cum/ kill?

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>>74041117
lack of Cascadia posters
we run /cum/

>>74041107
Just stop being anxious and be yourself, bro

>>74041117
It was this guy
>>74041078

>>74041117
/dixie/ is playing their southern tricks on us again

what country do I visit if I want to bring back with me a brown skinned Arab qt wife

>>74041168
Lebanon

>>74041142
Easier said than done.

>>74041175
they're too creamy though, I want brown skin

I really really like Mexico and Mexicans. Mexicans are underrated people.

>>74041168
Canada,
France,
Alternatively Australia.
If you want a black woman just stay in the US

i feel like SHIT

>>74041168
just join muslima.com and let them come to you

>>74041214
mexican pussy is pretty good

They're awake. Not the right time to plot their downfall.

>>74041107
Maybe sports would do you good?

>>74041107
Change the way you interpret and evaluate your life, your thoughts, and situations around you. That's what worked for me.

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Imagine being Joe in that episode and having to be all like "damn, Eddie Bravo, I love you, you're my long-time friend and overall great bro. I would totally spend time with you off-podcast, both my "Rogan" character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is talk to an actual human with a functioning brain capable of thought. Like seriously imagine having to be Joe and not only sit in that chair while Eddie Bravo flaunts his disgusting mind in front of you, the favorable audio quality barely concealing his raspy voice, and just sit there, article after article, hour after hour, while he perfected that "I'M CRAAAAZY" line. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking beliefs but his haughty attitude as everyone in the room tells him he's STILL A GOOD DUDE and DAMN, EDDIE BRAVO BELIEVES *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been having nothing but a healthy diet of professional athletes and celebrities and later alleged woke victims as guests for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New Jersey. You've never even heard anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his wrinkled forehead as he attempts to understand subjects he knows nothing about, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "crazy (for that is what he calls it)" beliefs, the beliefs he got from watching videos by obscure YouTube channels in the previous years. And then the clock tells you you're there for another fucking hour, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>74041214
We used to have more of them in /cum/, but they all went away

I won't read so much text.

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>American outdoor activities

>>74041198
Dude just stop
It worked for me

>>74041281
me on the right (the dog)

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>>74041168
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Servaty
Morocco

>>74041107
Exposure, you have to take yourself out of your comfort zone over and over even if it's just a little bit at a time
Also remember that a situation is only as awkward or as embarassing as you let it be
Even if you "spill your spaghetti", just roll with it. You don't even have to play it off or anything like that, just don't make a big deal of it and don't get discouraged, and everyone will forget about it sooner or later.
Watch Seinfeld too

>>74041281
as opposed to chainsawing people?

>>74041257
i do agree with eddie on north korea though

>>74041326
Hey, getting your head chopped off by the local cartel is an honorable coming of right tradition for young Mexican men. Don't judge.

>>74041281
Nothing wrong with breastfeeding your children in public

>>74041336
What about the kangaroo though?

>>74041245
Any more specific ways you did that?
>>74041283
Kind of hard to be yourself when your anxiety makes talking feel bad and your body react internally to walking by people.
>>74041244
I do a martial art for exercise on two days of the week and a bit of running, but that's a bout it.

Why are the cartels so violent?

>>74041406
Mexicans are the descendants of Arabs and Aztecs

>>74041406
because they're not white

>>74041406
intimidation

>>74041372
yes, the buried nuclear waste in australia was enough to alter the fabric of time, teleport the waste to mesozoic era, cause some gene splicing to occur in existing kangaroos, and transform them into T-rexes and grow feathers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqDfzO42epE

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>girl in my major was really excited to see me
>got real close and kept trying to ask me questions to keep the conversation going
>had nothing for her
>killed the conversation by asking her where she was going


Should fix myself up, stop fapping so much, and go to bed early

>>74041390
Stop drinking soda
The Jews use it to make white men too anxious to breed

Somebody watch this Caitlyn Jenner interview with me.
>>74039495

>>74041504
I feel embarrassed for you

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FAT

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>>74039495

>>74041551
kurt cobain?

Heres an oldie but a goodie
it goes "raindrop, drop tops (drop top)"
anyone remember it?

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DERNMBLALD

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>>74039495
>that voice

>>74041543
the funny part is that I knew exactly what I was doing. it used to be I would realize I'm like this in hindsight, but it's almost immediate now

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>>74039495
>Has Bruce cut off his Johnson yet?
>He threw it further than his javelin in the 1976 Summer Olympics.

>>74037829
>>74037829
>>74037829
>>74037829

move to this bread once thread hits post cap

new>>74041650

>that shoehorned reference at the end of split
goddamnit shuamalamadingdong

>>74041672
>shoehorned
'no'

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>>74043222