ITT: Languages that sound dumb

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Nords and swedes apparently say that speakers of danish sound like they have potatoes in their mouth when they talk.

>>74036395
I remember watching a video once where there was a guy trying to prevent two crooks from stealing his friends camera. It was all happening very fast.

He repeatedly tried to say "grab the camera" and got tripped up on the word "the". Now I know language aren't based on reason but the guy was really hindered by having to say "the".

>>74036522
bump

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>>74036395
Chinese sound like dogs barking, vomit tier

English

>>74036522

But he clearly said "languages"

the only reason that English kinda sounds dumb is

their R (it is the sound kids who cant roll their R make, so you send them to an audiologist to correct their speech problem)

and that it is very monosyllabic

words like "Rare" sound like the grunt of a retard

el argentino seniores

>>74037541
You are forgetting thigs like calling the back side of your torso just "back", calling to your couple "girl/boy-friend" and other similar things that makes you look like a literal caveman.

>>74036522
>his language is literally just scientific symbols

I agree.

Spanish is even used by Portuguese speakers for comic relief purposes.

>>74037792
What a coincidence.
To be fair it's Brazilian Portuguese for us.

>>74037610
>English words translated literally into Spanish sound stupid, therefore they're objectively stupid

>>74037853
We also use BR portuguese for comic relief.
For Spanish, it's mostly Spain's and Mexico's versions (not like people know other accents).

European Portuguese sounds so cold and serious compared to any other romance language.

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>>74037859
>translated to spanish

Where and when did I said that? I'm analizing the words composition and their meaning.

>>74036395
Not Filipino

>>74037933
Seriously, because when i hear jorge jesus speaking he sounds like fucking retard.

>>74039138
jorge jesus speaks like a retard

>>74038063
analize me next pls x ;3

>>74037933

>we also use BR Portuguese for comic relief

I've learned a bit of Portuguese and every time I hear Euro Portuguese it sounds fucking stupid.

English is the ugliest tongue I've ever spoken/heared.

>>74036395
Portuguese

Only redeeming factor from that country is port... and Nelly Furtado

Vietnamese sounds the most disgusting.

>>74036395
>ITT: Subjective opinions.

>>74039286
Brazilian portuguese intonation sounds like little kids talking or an adult explaining something to a child. Especially funny when their thugs talk like that.

>>74039286
Regardless of your opinion, BR Portuguese is widely used by portuguese comedians.

It's such a dumbed down and easy accent to do for us.

>>74039392
Look who's talking.
Я хoчy блювaти якщo я чyю твoя мoвy.

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>>74037933
>BR accent
There is at least five big different accents.
Nobody cares about your accent you are irrelevant, we used to joke about you, it nowadays nobody gives a shit about Portugal, it is an old 80's meme.

>>74040066
зиc

Except for Japanese, all East Asian languages sound disgusting as fuck.

>>74040154
They are a family of accents and they all sound very distinct from our own.

We also have like 4 main accents.
And they all sound the same to you probably.

>nowadays nobody gives a shit about Portugal
I surely wish you didn't. At least on the internet.

>>74040183
>Defending Japanese

Don't be a weeb, they are all dogshit. I can't take seriously a language that tries to emulate the L sound using an R.

>>74036395
redneck english

Castilian Spanish is the most beautiful version of Spanish. Any other language in Europe is gay.

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>>74041596

>>74037317
shOU shi cho CHi wOo shi zhong guO

>>74039286
Br peurtoguese always reminds of the tranny porn I gave up about a year ago.
>Ayy Carralyo

>>74037792
Portuguese is truly a disgusting language, is like the very bad version of all ibero-romance languages

>>74042443
Ibero-romance languages? With the exception for ours, they nowadays all sound the fucking SAME, thanks to the influence of the 5-vowel castilian language.

If anything, your 5-vowel childish language sounds disgusting to my ears.

>>74036395
Check this, fatty, the best language phonetically reporting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaDZqcRAG4I

>>74042841
Don't lie to yourself, your language is the one of the worst phonetically, sounds like a viper spitting

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1. Portuguese
2. Dutch
3. Mandarin (or whatever the fuck it's called)
4. Arabic languages in general
5. Danish
6. Russian
7. Whatever the fuck those Chileans speak over there
8. Spanish with Mexican accent
9. Spanish with that very stereotypical Spanish accent (like the ones found in movies that were dubbed in Spain)
10. Finnish (it just sounds so funny and dumb)

spanish is shitposting lingua franca though.
post anything random in spanish and it'll looks like you're shitposting, look at /lat/

>>74043476
Putos sudacas obsesionados con el doblaje jajaja, os tiene que volver locos el hecho de que España tiene de los mejores dobladores del mundo jajaja

>>74043583
Well, I understand why you are biased considering you speak like them so you don't really notice it, but objectively speaking el doblaje español es simplemente de lo peor que puede haber en esta vida.
No es solo el cuestionable acento, pero también la forma en que cambian, o usan palabras que los hacen sonar tan horribles.

https://youtu.be/tyq3J4DtCCY [Open]

>>74036522
>considering this atrocity a language

>>74043777
>you are biased because you speak like them
>i dont like it because they dont speak like me

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Anything fantasy/gaming/scifi sounds incredibly CRINGY In my language.

You anons feel the same about your language?

>>74043583
>>74043777
YIIIIIIAAAA
YIIIIA
YIIIIIAAAAA

>>74043583
vuelvete a youtube

>>74041295
I keep finding conflicting information on that, the L -> R thing is mostly true, but too many times have I heard a ら sound almost exactly like a 'la'. I'm starting to think they're just fucking with us.

>>74045368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T_TLBZxY4U

Uhhuhh.

>>74036516
>nords

>>74046689
I speak Estonian and is cringe worthy 100%, but......Finnish sounds so cute in the video
>Minääääääääääää

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>>74043583
>España tiene de los mejores dobladores del mundo

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>>74036395

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/thread
bolan!

>>74047079
Vete a ver algún vídeo de elrubius o vegeta

>>74047119
>See flag
>Check flag
Tito was truly tragic hero.

>>74047130
Pero si ellrubius es un actor de doblaje español

>>74042841
Dans un commissariat de police parisien, une jeune femme brune s'approche de l'officier de permanence, l'air hagard. A son accent, le policier comprend que la jeune femme est d'origine portugaise.
- Bonchour, je fiens me plaindre que che meu chuis fait fioler dans le buche ...
- Comment? Vous vous êtes fait violer dans le bus ?
- Oui, Il y en a un qui a commenché à me carrécher, puis il a abuché de moi , et ...
- Et personne ne vous a aidé dans le bus ?
- Non, les ch'autres, ils ont regardé et puis ils chont venus me fioler eux auchi !
- Tout le monde est venu vous violer ?
- Oui, tout le monde...
- Et le chauffeur, il ...
- Oui, le chauffeur, il a partichipé auchi ...
- Mais, vous n'avez pas crié ?
- Chi, chi, ch'ai crié ...
- Et personne n'a rien fait ? Ils ont continué ?
- Oui, che vous chure, che criai : Léchez-moi, léchez-moi...

>tfw even the French make jokes about how ridiculous Poortuguese sounds

>>74047791
lolxd :v

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Dutch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlP2oBJR_K8

Les damos espejos, les cambiamos el taparrabos por ropa, les damos un idioma y nos lo agradecen insultando a nuestro glorioso doblaje en Youtube.

>>74048018
No te olvides de las cuentas verdes, que nos las devuelvan.

>>74039138
Whatever comes out of his mouth can barely be considered Portuguese, to be fair. He can't into grammar.

>>74040154
They're not that distinguishable from here. Some Brazilian Portuguese does sounds nice and comfy: see João Gilberto, but it has to be spoken slowly.

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>>74043476
>10. Finnish (it just sounds so funny and dumb)

Eipä huudella vieraisiin pöytiin!

>>74047928
Lo es, elrubius genuinamente ha trabajado como actor de doblaje, y, hasta donde tengo entendido, es español.

>>74049477
Sí sí, todos conocemos sus muchas películas y series dobladas, es muy famoso aquí en España por ser doblador, nadie lo conoce por ser un youtuber de mierda para niñosrata sudacas

>>74049828
Tú cancer no es mi problema, galleguín, elrubius y vegeta son españoles, ¿no te jode?

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>>74049828
>this level of sarcasm

>>74049477
>Lo es, elrubius genuinamente ha trabajado como actor de doblaje, y, hasta donde tengo entendido, es español.
desde cuando?