/fug/ = /fr/ + /brit/ + /deutsch/

marion

cara

>>74034843
I really like WW1 uniforms, and the style.
The era in general was pretty cool, quite a good society. Shame .

Did the german guy buy puttees in the end?

lena

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Léa Seydoux

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léa

>>74034956
yes

>>74034937
god damnit

you ruined it
the holy trinity

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Antje

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Would rather have a British Milf gf myself

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>>74034956
ma première (et seule) gf s'appellait léa
j'avais 6 ans

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maisie

>>74034995
the fuck is lena? AfD?

>>74034937
oh thats me
no not yet, haven't looked for any either yet
will post if i ever get some

>>74034976
>Près d'un tiers des Français adhèrent aux idées du Front national
ye boi

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camille

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>>74035016
oh yes

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Lea

(pls dont hurt me janny)

>>74035038
no

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>>74035036
at least you had one...

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>when the french bourgeoisie despises you

>>74035093
MUMMY

>>74035084
Hnnnnnng

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>>74035040
lena meyer landrut?

>>74035093
really looks like her father

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>>74035093
google fails me again

>>74035131
j'ai même eu un bisou sur la joue

JANNYS GONNA FREAK

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Alexandra

>>74035046

Buy something more normal first?
Maybe an Austrian Jacket (its a style) or something, not sure you can get away with a ww1 soldier's jacket though

>>74035179
>google fails me again
mes sources sont exclusives

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>>74035181
WHERE DID HER TITS GO
THEY USED TO BE BIGGER

>>74035143
>Meyer-Landrut represented Germany for the second consecutive time in the Eurovision Song Contest at Düsseldorf in 2011 with the song "Taken by a Stranger".
explain this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esTVVjpTzIY

>>74035187
no, i have some clothes i can pair them with i think, some khaki boots and pants. if i can find some putties in a matching colour it might work

When was /fug/ created anyway

>>74034937
I really love the WW1 brit uniform
Also I think we got the puttees from you

>>74035038
Looks like a little pig

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>>74035251
>>Meyer-Landrut represented Germany for the second consecutive time in the Eurovision Song Contest at Düsseldorf in 2011 with the song "Taken by a Stranger".

>>74035240
they're the same size mate

>>74035251
>that thicc german accent
theres nudes of here out there btw

>>74035257
there's a guy on /fa/ that dresses in retro army style, you should look it up

>>74035135
My physic teacher unironically really looks like her a lot and that' really disturbing

>>74035312
post some pictures of your physics teacher

>>74035308
yeah i've seen him i think. that pale slav-looking guy that's loosing his hair? a bit too much for my taste,i mean this guy looks like he's legitimately ready to go into the trenches any minute lel

>>74035179
>American Thoracic Society

>>74035308
>there's a guy on /fa/ that dresses in retro army style
you mean half /fa/

Gn peeps, have a good night sleep, don't forget you have something important to do tomorrow.

(If you don't, just pretend)

>>74035365
yeah should be the guys
really dislike /fa/ aka people roleplaying as niggers nowadays desu

>>74034956
>325 british pounds for a top

women are insane

>>74035085
phew...

really hot when she was younger
bit of an old bitch now

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>>74035266
All the WW1 uniforms were cool, in fact nearly everything from that time period is in some way interesting.


>>74035257
what about jacket?
Any way you swing, cant be as bad as the heritage american, pic related

>>74035455
t. poorfag

>>74035444
good night, avatar!!

>>74035444 (testified)
it's unfortunately too important, and I'm not prepared.
I just want to run and disappear for a few weeks

>>74035464
h-how is that pic related

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need a charli slag gf

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>>74035444
sleep tight France

>>74035515
such is life

>>74035464
well if i'm wearing boots and puttees i'll have too compensate so it doesn't look too militant so probably some bright, friendly, civilian colours to go with dunno

>>74035532
The dreadful german flag speedos, which is double irony as germans are know for wearing speedos

>>74035540
wtf I want to be a cat now

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>>74035575
seems cozy doesn't it

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>>74035597
>>74035540

i never had a cat to tuck in

>>74035586
only one left to go

my kitty HATED when i put some sheet over him

>>74035566
aren't they mandatory in your swimming pools?

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>>74035558
This is an austrian jacket, its just a style, there are lots of colours and fabrics

>>74035299
found them

http://int.anon-ib.ru/ger/res/14939.html

cute but tiny boobies

>>74035586
lel hollande looks like was just taking a piss into a urinal when these two strangers showed up and started arguing across his willy

>>74035649
good lad

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>>74035623
kot

>>74035640
no i don't want to look like a retarded almöhi, but thanks. i was more thinking of a jumper or something, something more normal, to keep things in balance. the puttees themselves would be kinda bold.

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>>74035586
Don't even try to counter-meme me!

>>74035714
YES
post more

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Reminder that the papacy should lie in Avignon

>>74035795
>Saint Empire

Sounds radical

>>74035640
He can only wear one if he is Bavarian though

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Christiane

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>>74035732
Fair enough

Wear a greatcoat or a trenchcoat then (not a leather one for that is autism solidified) , a gabardine one.
Or just tweed, idk if thats acceptable in germany, its popular here

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>>74035586

Warum lauft Herr Amok ?

>>74035332
can't find anything on Google
And i don't have pics

>>74035795
>trying to divide this great thread

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>>74035765
Just woke her up because of you

>>74035827
what was his name again?
adenauer? willy brandt?

>>74035872
rude cunt

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>he is a papist

>>74035887
kohl?

>>74035887
The big guy is Kohl

>>74035927
ach! danke, mein Freund

>>74035887
>>74035927
Schröder

>>74035636
Speedos ? No

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>>74035872
PLEASE TELL HER HELLO FROM ME

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>>74035919
*genocides you*

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>>74035919
Don't push me !

>>74035919
I am a papist
Youre going to purgatory for a while boyo.
Idk where the rasheeds are going, they deny jesus so probably hell

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post rapping leaders

(you know the hollande pic i want)

>>74035980
She got 10 head pats in your name

>>74035851
>>74035851
ANTWOORT DAS FUCKING QUESTION !

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>>74035811
HEILIGES RÖMISCHES REICH DEUTSCHER NATION

>>74036029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU

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>>74036029
i got 99 problems and popularity ain't one

>>74036039
je ne comprende >>740ca que t'as demandé, desolée.

>>74036029

LISTEN TO THIS FAMALAM

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52d6dbcccceba-the-real-slim-politician.php

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>>74036029
Me, trying to hear the haters

>>74036036
very good
i love her

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>>74036065
Merkel is not good looking, but Hollande is just a joke with legs. Do you remember his inauguration? Or his love-scooter? No wonder French voted for LePen after this disaster of a leader

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>>74036065
No idea what you have in mind.

>>74036093
it's a classic film
downloaded but not yet watched.
Fassbinder or sth.

>>74036151
man french uniforms sure are on point

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>>74036103
COME AT ME, BRO

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>>74036151
the fuck did you say about me?

>>74036169
i still don't understand what the fuck your question is? is Herr Amok the name of the film? does it feature a man running amok?

>>74036211
*comes at you, bro*

>>74036212
he sometimes looked a little goofy but at the same time much more like someone i could respect than sarkozy t.bh

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>>74035464

>>74036218
Title is "Warum lauft Herr R.Amok"

Sorry I realize only now that the initial R shan't be removed.

>>74034843
good thread I like this

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>>74036256
i dare you to find a picture where he looks like someone you could respect

a guy at my work said that he lived in the netherlands of 10 years and doesn't speak a word of dutch bar a few very basic phrases and words off road signs

my people never cease to amaze me

>>74036262
i have never heard of it
only thing i can find is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdJJdHZaPp8

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almost forgot about this while the GIMP was taking ages to initialize brushes

>>74036029
>>74036096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvVBKnR7Yo

he really has a lyrical way to his speeches

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>>74036021

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>>74036179
>"Come on, we're going to slay Austrians at Austerlitz !"
>csq Austerlitz s'auto-corrige en Austérité

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>>74036316

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>>74036237
stop. right. there.

Is Hollande the equivalent of a left wing Bush Jr ?

>>74036345
wew
must get hot in those tincans

>>74036321
Looks promising

>the teen legs at 1:25

>>74036316
the fuck man i am dying laughing here. dear lord.
more
please more

>>74036327
original question was about the french prez election.
might do it tomorrow, Jungen

>>74036316
i'm gonna miss him desu

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>>74036320
i know a guy like this too, fucking banker working in vienna while not knowing a single word of german

>>74036409

>>74036382
wait thats just a reeneactment of sorts

it's only slightly weirder than the original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grLh8QbIuJM

>>74036345
2 décembre nevar forget.

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>>74036382
>hes getting excited by underage girls

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>>74035997
>>74036005
>>74036021
oh look, the big boys

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>>74036377
seems like the French Milimeme tbqh

>>74036436
I always thought he was tall!!
fuuuuuuuug

>>74036497
good lord

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>>74036436

>>74036450
what do you mean underage?
The other day Stéphane Bern was again talking about some XVIth century maiden married at 12y/o.
They didn't expect a girl to "see the wolf" and get fucked by 100 Chads to "se the country" before being able to make an enlighted consented choice.

>>74036526
must be very satisfying for an English officer

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>>74036454
>Implying Luther was the first one
Vaudès was the real OG

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>>74036506

>>74036439
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066546/
>With slicked-down hair and three-piece suits, dependable Herr Raab is a technical draftsman. He gets along with his colleagues although his boss wants him to go beyond technical cleanliness to problem solving. He's a dutiful husband; his wife's a social climber and pushes him to seek a promotion, but they also share sweet moments. He's a caring father, helping his son with homework. His parents visit; his mother criticizes his wife. Old School friends drop by, as do neighbors. Some comment on Raab's wife's expensive tastes. His promotion may be a long shot, especially after he gives a dull and tipsy toast at an office dinner. But why would Herr Raab run amok?
- Written by <[email protected]>

>>74036548
Just look at him, he was a sharter.

the thread is popping and now i have to go to sleep :((((((((

good night /fug/gers

>>74036619
gute nacht fug

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>>74036529

>>74036599
im going to write [email protected] and ask for a quick rundown on this movie

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>>74036409
There is too many.

>>74036547
what's satisfying

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>>74036409
>hello fellow kids

>>74036707
Fuckin yar bum

>>74036707
>must be very satisfying for an English officer
[...]having a french manlet LARPing as président walking in front of you

>>74036697
I fucking love the third one with the helmet

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>>74036697
>the laurel and hardy pic

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>>74036697
>>74036715
>>74036563
thank you very much, good night and vive la Frankreich

>>74036697
He's a human penguin

>>74036964
>>74036867
>>74036846
>>74036802
Be respectful of this man please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR3yxrm8Vdw

>>74037062
this is too much for me
i can't handle this much laughing.
why didn't you guys spread the memes?
oh now i will miss him

>>74037062
we missed so much

going to sleep too
nighty night lads

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>>74037726
sleep tight

mdr

ITT
The continent that never sleeps.

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go to bed.

don't worry, we anglos will look after the thread for you.

bums and fanny

>>74036256
Sarkozy looked like a guy who you could rely on to go into the shop and buy you cigarettes as a kid.

Does anyone have the image that brit anon about the three /fug/ 2d waifu ?

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i do

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ded thread ;_;

captcha: PEPSI LONDON

>>74034843
What is 'weeb' in german?

>>74048301
WEHRABOO
WEHRABOO
WEHRABOO

>>74048293
>Germany
>token tsundere + worst girl

>England
>top slag + best girl

>French
>not even anime + worst female in the entire show

>>74048301
wieben or "untermensch"

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Did we actually dindu nuffin ?

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>>74048334
>Karen
>slag

>>74048334
wakfu is franime tho

>>74048301
there is no translation.
you can call them weebs or otakus but hardly anyone else would understand.

German "weebs" are also mostly teens who waste their life with seasonal shounen instead of blowing 400€ into world of warcraft.

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>>74048361

>>74036436
I worked in france for 6 months with out speaking the language

But i was mostly just picking grapes and working on building sites

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>>74048450
>6 months picking grapes
are you a socialist

>>74048358
according to that we dindu nuffin

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>>74048358
>Germany responsible for WW1
Can't believe this is still a meme after more than 100 years

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>>74048682
>it's been more than 100 years since the start of WW2

>>74048558
Juste pour septembre mon amie ;)

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>>74048727
>the 90's were 200 years ago

>>74048641
We actively wanted to stop Germany from disrupting the balance of power in Europe. Britain, France and Russia basically had an agreement not to fuck with each other anymore and then Germany came strolling along like "SHEEEIT, TIME TO BUILD A DANK NAVY"

That being said, we weren't ready for war and guaranteed Belgium's neutrality simple because nobody thought the Germans would be mad enough to drag Britain into a conflict on the mainland. Germany themselves thought we wouldn't bother fulfilling our promise to the Belgians.

They were wrong.

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>>74048767
>>74048727
2000 is just a day ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3uhPQZpjFg

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>>74048767
>yesterday was 72 hours ago

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>>74048812
>alizée
why did you have to remind me

>>74048855
I too cannot forget her, Anon

>>74048877
her songs are still the 2 most played on my mp3phone

>>74048905
Good choice


Corsicans know how to conquer Germany

haha alri lads?

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currently listening to the smiths

ama

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cats going to the vet because he keeps limping and wont put a paw on the ground

>>74049001
don't you thing they are boring after some time? why aren't you listening to the clash?
how popular are doc martens/solovairs in britain?

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How do we fix the EU lads?

And by that I mean, how do YOU fix the EU?

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>>74048358
I guess French Revanchism wasn't a thing after all.
The British were the only real dindu nuffins.

>>74049085
think i'll start by having a good wank

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>>74049085
Schulz will fix it

>>74049051
>don't you thing they are boring after some time?
well yeah I dont always listen to them
>why aren't you listening to the clash?
can do if you like
>how popular are doc martens/solovairs in britain?
Dr Martens are the iconic one here but I know what you mean
They go in and out of fashion but I don't keep up, i've got a pair that I wear occasionally though

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>>74049085
There is nothing to fix.
The EU is literally perfect and the current unpopularity of it comes solely from blaming it for things it has nothing to do with.

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>>74049285
I disagree

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>>74049285
i have a tump version of this image! replace that pooey version immediately anon!

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/fr/ + /brit/ + /deutsch/ + /esp/ when

>>74049525
it's 3 great powers not 3 great powers and their lame dog with terminal cancer

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>>74049525
STAY AWAY FROM THE MONKEYS

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>>74049525
>spain
>white

>>74049525
One day but i would feel bad about leaving out little Portugal

>>74049601
>Those erotic ads.

>>74035155
she's like her father

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>>74049694
i didnt notice that when I saved it

>>74049525
you're cool

Maybe sometime

>>74034843
Pls vote Le Pen. Thanks.

>>74049085
britiain doesn't leave
formal, forced political union
united european monarchy, appoint me as absolute king
use combined european technology to make alizee like she was in 2000, take her as my wife, glorious anglo-corsican dysnasty started
pre-2007 borders
new european national anthem https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc
rasheeds and other pooskins OUT
all member states adopt the euro
all militaries merged into european army
first engagement = conquest of switzerland (otherwise known as the supression of the mountain jews)
norway and iceland join peacfeully because, as scandis, they are natural cucks
formation of a european defence force, shooting migrant boats coming to europe, all 18 year olds do national service in it
french guiana converted into an australia-style prison colony for criminals and dissenters
the entire humberside region of northern england (hull, goole, grimsby etc.) flatenned and depopulated, cool blade runner style megacity/european capital
gfs of your chosen theme for every man
spend billions funding a new generation of cheesy europop/dance

>>74050139
>new european national anthem

naa m8

https://youtu.be/J1GA0VtVw-s

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>>74050139
now this is a future i want to live in

>>74049090
To be fair, you started an offensive on us when the war wasnt even declared.

Hello /fug/ what was the last thing you bought from each of your respective countries?

I bought Whisky from the UK, Djon mustard from France and Haribo sweets from Germany

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oh it's all the destroyers and traitors of europe gathered in a single thread
how.. quaint

>>74050694
we are europe

>>74050694
t.t*rk

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>>74050694
>britain
>destroyers of europe

Things would be better if we had our way, I tell you h'what

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Dead thread

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whats your favourite saint ?

>>74051812
The one that killed the most pakis

>>74051832
good post

>>74051832
Fantastic post

>>74050694
Disgusting post

>>74051812
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Falconieri
Because he bears the same name as myself

>>74052057
good saint

>>74050694
denbts

lena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRPuk756qU

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i propose that brigitte bardot be /aregirl/

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>>74054661
/fug/'s official undisputed girl is marion

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>>74054745
why are french girls the absolute best?

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>>74054816
We have some for every taste. Brunettes, blondes, germanic, jewess, celtic, romans...
Pretty sure you can find a french girl for all the taste in the world

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>>74054968
not to mention those accents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8-_NoXml0

>>74035533
7-8/10 for her body

9/10 for her slutty look

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>>74055028
I really like the slightly guttural r in English frankly.
I absolutely love the Central london and RP British accent for me. There is something incredibly elegant about it.
I want a British gf :(

>>74054745
She currently talks about giving up politics. At least that's what TV says.
Her grandfather (the party's founder) says when you're lucky like she is, you shouldn't give up politics.

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>>74055307
exchange qt girls as a symbol of peace and prosperity for both of our nations.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-British_Union
thoughts ?

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>>74055464
my brain is fried, sry
copy/paste a couple lines.

>>74055464
mite b cool

>>74055603
just for you my friend

A Franco-British Union is a concept for a union between the two independent sovereign states of the United Kingdom and France. Such a union was proposed during certain crises of the 20th century; it has some historical precedents.

>>74055759
It would be a most unholy union

>>74055805
at the time it was proposed i think it was a lot more reasonable than if it was proposed today

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>>74055759
ok, where do I sign?

>>74055805
a union of pure evil that could singlehandedly conquer the entire world.


why are we perfidiously not supporting this.

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>>74055805
But we already have one Unholy alliance

>>74055952
why are you guys excluding us all of a sudden?

>>74056676
no hard feeling we was at war at the time im sure you understand

>>74056676
with your tanks, our charismatic wiley british charms, and france's qt grills

we would be an unstoppable force

>>74056792
>German organisation
>French MRE
>British jolly sining

>>74056792
drive home in my panzer
come home to qt french wife and eat nice french food
read classic British books by the fire
what a life ill never have

>>74056892
>>74056894
the anglo-franco-germanic union would be something that could surpass rome.

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>>74056924
Frangletterre alone would surpass Rome.
Imagine if we add to that German autism

>>74056924
who would lead such a utopia

>>74056960
Frangleterre
good name

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>>74056960
if you dont like it we can keep elsass-lohtringen a neutral zone

>>74057072
united kingdom, dummy

>>74057072
UK

>>74050411
To be fair, you already had your army mobilized with the obvious target Germany. Waiting for an attack would have meant fighting on German soil with German civilians dying. Not a good option. Rather throw the first punch.

Overall it was just a crappy situation. Even so it was heavily influence by Germany, everyone was ready and willing to go to war.

>>74057037
You mean Alsace Lorraine of course.
It's french by right. Let's put Belgium as a neutral state where the capital will be. It's not that far from either Berlin, Paris and London
>>74057004
Angleterre is the French name for England. Pretty sure the scots will get mad about it (again) but oh well

>>74056924
larp more you autistic faggot

>>74057157
/brit/ as in the general, twat.

roll around in razors and take a vinegar bath

>>74057205
aye, i spunked in your dads arse

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>/brit/ autism
Fuck off we're discussing world domination here

>>74057177
>the irish would be the first victim of the anglo-franco-germanic union
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>74057154
It really was Austria-Hungary's fault, they knew what the consequences would be when they declared war on serbia

>>74057344
I'll make the logo

>>74057421
>tfw you realize both world wars were started by an austrian, and not a german

destroy austria

>>74057421
Yeah, totally.
>inb4 b-but evil Germans put so much pressure on poor little Austria

Own fucking fault if they give in... next time we should ask them to jump off a cliff.

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>>74057421
>>74057546

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>>74057771
pffflfplfplfpfflplpl

Hi what's up, I have nothing to say :(

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>>74057546
>>74057725
at last, i truly see

>>74057432
how is the logo design coming on

>>74057830
who's your favourite french or german girl?

>>74057803
> He died in Madrid on 1 November 1700 (the 39th death anniversary of his immediate elder brother), five days before his 39th birthday. The physician who performed his autopsy stated that his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."

>>74057889
>austrian '''''''''''''''''''''''humans'''''''''''''''''''''

i've seen british qts and french qts in this thread but there is a severe deficit of german ones

gib

>>74057872
As of today, Lena Meyer is the only German girl I know and shes pretty fine :)

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one british gf please

>>74058007
ill trade you for a thicc french girl

reminder that if mummy marine wins, her, mummy may and mummy merkel will form a trimumvirate and form into one super mummy to unite and rule over our 3 nations

>>74058151
Most likely we'd say something like "friendship with germany is over, now UK is my best friend"

Boohoo the EUuuu. I really don't get why people have an issue with it. Its a good thing!

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>>74058042
>tfw no brit gf who despise every french people except you

>>74058233
>Its a good thing!
The idea is pretty fucking good.
The implementation is pure shit.

>>74058754
Well, why is the EU implementation shit?

>>74058775
by not having those at the top elected

>>74058858
So their colleagues promote them, is it really so bad?

>>74058858
At the top are the EU Council which are the elected heads of state, followed by the Council of Ministers whos elective or not is on the nations own electoral process.

>>74058775
>not democratic
>grew way to fast
>cares for stuff it should not
>creating an common currency for very different economies
>just a huge money wasting machine and a place to dump your older, useless politicians

>>74059188
>At the top are the EU Council which are the elected heads of state
what could possibly go wrong?

>>74059188
Yes this is correct. The MEPs are elected by the public and the EU council members are elected from within the collection of officials.

>>74059247
But it is more democratic than it is undemocratic. Read :
>>74059188
And you will see what he means.

>Cares for stuff it should not
And also for stuff that is crucial like farmers rights and human rights. Because of the EU the Bloody police state UK couldn't push its Snoopers Charter, mass surveillance bollocks, and since we've left they're going to implement it. They are also apparently fucking over the NHS and Farmers too.

>Creating common currency
Not so bad, the majority of EU countries are developing at an incredibly rapid pace. Not China tier, but still higher than most other countries in the world. Greece fucked up because they didn't manage their debt adequately. If it wasn't for the EU Greece would be long gone!

>Money wasting
No in the bigger picture all of those things are minuscule expenses. The salaries are quite huge for MEP's, I wonder if it would have an effect on their professionalism.

>>74059299
Do first you complain about them not being elected and now they are ... too elected or something?

>>74059445
>The salaries are quite huge for MEP's, I wonder if it would have an effect on their professionalism.
Its mostly to make them less vulnerable to corruption considering what a huge lobbying machine exists in Brussels.

>>74059549
That makes sense!

A question to all!

Are you happy with the city you live? If you could move to any other city, where would it be?

>>74060047
no
id like to move to a small fishing village in the south of France maybe Spain

>>74060047
no
somewhere with more whites and more snow, and close to the coast

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>>74060047
I live in an ugly middle-size city in central Germany. I'd much prefer to live either on the coast or close to the Alps but I'm a NEET so I don't have many options