tell me about Norway, /int/

>>74031133
it's a great country and no amount of c*nadian shitposting and cuckposting will change that

its better than fagnada

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>>74031211

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this >https://www.instagram.com/martinedrilsvik/?hl=en makes me hmm

The girls love the Big brown cock, believe me!

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Tell me about Germany

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>>74031133
great country!
the women are hot and the men are very kind and hospitable!

>>74031133
>>74031487
>>74031735

I love this cherrypicking. Let's assume women like men and don't give a shit to money and power.

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>>74031133
>>74031305
>>74031487
>>74031735
>tfw way more attractive than these guys
>still don't have Scandinavian gf

WHAT
THE
FUUUUUUUUUUUKVK

>>74031133
Let's not act like it's not the same all over the world.
White girls can't get enough of that big Indian cock.

>>74031133
"What does the fox say ?" and "Skam" come form this place

>>74031133

Not that different from Canada.
Except we got

>based politicians.

Other than that i find the canadians here to be very much the same level of personal space enthusiasts as we are. Also you seem to be fond of the outdoors and hiking and that too goes over well with us.

its apparently a strange place somewhere in eurasia

to this day, i deny it ever existed

what part of norway has the best looking women? asking for a friend

>>74035481
sweden has far better women, go there

>>74035577
no thanks now tell em

>>74035577
denmark would be the next stop

we're kinda full im afraid

>>74035624
>>74035823
shiet meant for you

>>74035859
i just want to look at norwegian qts online pls help

Hot norwegian women never settle for norwegian men. It's the opposite of the US where only fat and ugly date blacks.

Kill the nigger and sandnigger

>>74037424
wait so they go for immigrants instead?

>>74037424
>t. self-hating cuck
Voe could've been yours, anon, but you chose to waste your youth blaming immigrants for your shortcomings.

>>74038103
not anymore than any other place i think

think about, why go for a swarthy manlet when you can get a 6'+ whitey

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>>74038162
Now she's busy getting dicked by some other beta instead.

>>74038103
Yes, they're more masculine and exciting. Norwegian men are shy and stay at home. Try nightlife in Oslo, majority immigrant men.

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>>74032466
You must have beta white genes. Women can smell beta genes is like repellent to them.

>>74035484
they all look so heavy

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just the thought of Denmark doing this

>>74038193
me on the left
>>74035484
Why are they so fat?

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>>74040028
What's her name again?

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>>74040158
hearing her say those words for the first time gave me so much joy knowing how /int/ would respond

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>>74031133
>tell me about Norway, /int/

our politicians are based

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>>74038340
I'M IBERIAN!

>>74040158
>uses a meme phrase to make a point
>HURR DURR

>>74040429
>those foreheads

>>74031735
stop cuckposting you fucking faggot

WHAT PART OF NORWAY HAS THE MOST QTS

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>>74040859
Oslo

>>74040859
Sami Country.

>>74033128
I can't tell if this is actually bait. It's extremely unique. It's something an Indian would love to believe. It might be true in a limited number of circumstances. Yet this post still reeks of bait.

>>74040859
southern, and best dialects too

what's some characteristics of some norwegian cities?

>>74042094
I know there's a Norwegian anon who can tell you all about the great city of Bergen.

>>74042094
earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanos, police violence, massive riots. That about for the small towns, you don't wanna hear about the cities

>>74042338
>tell you all about the great city of Bergen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1cnzaTQUqI

>>74043132
Only a Scandinavian country would be autistic enough to have a well known anon whose entire identity is based off hating a certain city.

>>74043132
Actually after watching the video you're totally right, it's all wannabe American niggers and the trashy blondes who fuck them, nuke this city right now.

>>74043132
>wannabe rednecks

>>74043621
>blondes

2bh there ain't exactly a hell of alot blondes there,

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>>74043763
Average looking girls in Bergen...

>Bergen motto
We ain't Norway, we are Bergen

>>74043910
Why is it so shit?

I had a wh*te tell me that Arabs are loud and obnoxious. Explain yourself wh*tes, since when did masculine traits become "loud and obnoxious" in your country.

>>74044011
How's Melbourne?

>>74044041
Dunno. I don't live there. Answer my question, when did being masculine or having masculine trait become looked down on?

>>74044011
You can just smell the double digit IQ.

>>74044065
>masculine
>literally cannot win a war
Arabs lmao
>when did being masculine or having masculine trait become looked down on
When nu-males became the default male pushed my the (((media))), white women don't actually desire them, that's why they all marry ugly asian girls who just want a white male to piss off their parents.

>>74044094
Many Asian parents actually tell their kids to get a white boyfriend to get a better offspring.

>>74043972

The city itself is very beautiful if you don't mind mostly shit weather. it's just that the people are so arrogant, cocky and loud its fantasticly horrible. That "We ain't Norway, we are Bergen" thing pretty much sums it up.

Immagine if you mix San Fransisco snotty better-than-you liberal with screaming hooligans and then you get close to the scum that lives in Bergen. A friend of mine got beat up when he told someone casually at a bar in Bergen that he didn't realy like Hansa beer (Local Bergen beer)

Everytime something shitty happens in Norway and its on the news you can bet your balls that some Bergenfuck will comment "That could never happen in Bergen because we are just so much better than the rest of the country"

>>74044072
>>74044094
You see what I mean. Mate, it doesn't matter how "intelligent" or "civilised" or even how advanced your weapons are because it won't change millions of years of evolution. Women evolved to respond to the biggest, loudest cunt in the room. Thats the point I'm trying to make.

>>74044146

Yeah, no mate, but it's a nice fantasy, I've seen your type in action and they're usually bullied and made fun of.

>>74044126
In America rich Asian parents want their daughters to marry rich Asian men or get disowned, whites might as well be niggers to them.
>>74044128
Will it be the first majority Muslim city in Norway or is Oslo too far gone?
>>74044146
That might work on Yuro girls but in burgerland they wouldn't date you simply because you don't love Jesus. The green haired feminists might date you but why would an Arab Muslim want to date a girl whose slept with dozens of men?

>>74044196
The only fantasy here is yours my cucked friend. Look at every "chad" (regardless of his race) they're all the same; built, extremely confident and outspoken.
>>74044203
I'm not a muslim. Thats the whole point of me typing all that: IT WORKS.

>>74044203
>Will it be the first majority Muslim city in Norway or is Oslo too far gone?

i don't think we are in danger of that happening any time soon. The city with most immigrants right now is Drammen i think and that is now a very safe and peacefull city.

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>>74043132
Varför måste folk hålla på så där? Så jävla barnsligt.

Voe is not attractive at all. She had a nice face years ago and she realized her body was that of a 12 year old so she started working out but she still has absolutely no ass and no tits. She is as dumb as a rock and I feel sorry for anyone that needs to spend more than a week with that girl. And yes I knew her, I lived in Grünerlokka where she resides.

Also, fuck Norway. That country is as undeveloped as Albania. How can Sweden be so modern but Norway is a complete shithole? Where the fuck is the money going to

>>74044990

That's not even her you blind retard

https://www.instagram.com/martinedrilsvik/?hl=sv

>>74044990
yes go to sweden instead pls

>>74040429
>>74033806
>based politicians
Why, what do they do?

>>74048710
throw out refugees

>>74031211
>>74031267
sorry cant hear you over there, turn down the rape,terrorism and feminism

>>74048710
Do not believe that oil monkey. Stockholm and skåne are the most based nordic regions

>>74031133
i want a norwegian gf tbqhwy

>>74040837
what its bull posting for you tard

>>74041309
naw its true, here uk and espiceally in eastern europe where bollywood was big.
Anders Brevik use to get pissed when a girl picked a paki over him

>>74044072
>too smart to get laid

husstling pussy is genoius son

>>74035484
the fuck is this?

>>74044126
mostly poor thais.
otherwise they perfer their own.
whites are basically seen as nigers to asians desu

>>74049607
top tier norwegian women ;)

>>74049502
Where in EE was bollywood big? And when?

>>74035484
You're like rougher/fatter and less aesthetically pleasing Swedes.

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>>74033128

>>74041167
She might've been cute if not for the feminist hag haircolour.

>>74044906
Välkommen till en värd där USA har monopol på kulturella exporter.

>>74043132
>tfw my little sister have had random fun with that nigger and bragged about it

>>74044990
>Voe is not attractive at all.
Objectively false.
>She had a nice face years ago
And it's still nice.
>her body was that of a 12 year old
False, her body is that of a 21 year old.
>she still has absolutely no ass and no tits
Nigger detected.
>She is as dumb as a rock
You don't know a thing about her that you haven't read online.
>I feel sorry for anyone that needs to spend more than a week with that girl
No you don't.
>And yes I knew her
No you didn't.
>I lived in Grünerlokka where she resides.
She moved from Grünerlokka months ago, even someone casually following her blog knows that.

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>>74055904
>following her blog

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>>74055904
>>74056430

What's weird is that foreigners even know about Voe. In Norway she's an nobody.

Her is Norway best known blogger. I bet she's not known at all outside of Norway

Norwegian girls are honestly some of the most thoughtless, boring and egotistical people I've ever had the displeasure of being around.

That's why you go for foreign qt students.

>>74042338
All you need to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxsoykCYWIw

>>74043561
he's not famous, I have never heard of him. It's meme among wiggers. Why do we have wiggers?

>>74058158
Ayy Lmao

>>74059217
why are men so often dissatisfied and critical of their own nationality women?
it's the same for me, girls here seem pretty horrible.

>>74059217
You wouldn't mind if I get one? Norge's a qt :3

>>74058624
Alright Varg I'll try it once

>>74064340
Well I already don't so time to re-roll

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Stop bumping cuck threads.

>>74058624
ok