Why is this country so bad at war?

>>74027073
because they stole our flag

Right beside France, learnt bad habits.

>bad
>won 2 world wars

>>74027175
oi lad that's an EXQUISITE post!

>>74027175
this guy knows what's up

>>74027175
:-)

>>74027175
Hey you!!!! ;-)

>>74027175
foarte tare frate foarte FOARTE tare frate

>>74027175
https://youtu.be/U4k6wQd-UZM

>>74027175
>when you fail so bad you backstab everyone and join the winning side and end up nothing

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>>74027175

>>74027207
>>74027372
>>74027496
>>74027650
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>>74028672
I wish Italians showed me this much attention

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>>74028392
better to backstab everyone than ending up with the losers

>>74028783
I'm not Italian dad but here's a (You)

I could pass as an Italian though

>>74028873
>I could pass as an Italian though
no you cant

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>>74028783
>italians

>>74027175
MAMMIPIZZA strong as always

>>74028901
I can though, sorry but you're not white the Moors have already changed everything

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>>74028873
>I could pass as an Italian though
Italy BTFO

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>>74027175

>>74028672
damn fassbeder's a pretty handsome guy, no homo

>>74027175
Does switching sides at the last minute really count as winning?

>>74029862
yes as long as you're in the winning team, all is fair

>>74029984
Did you guys win in WW1 when you never got your islands back?
Don't think so.

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What the fuck was that ?

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Italy is only the beginning

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>>74030079
And this

>>74030290
>uk
>winning the war
they are USA tier

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>>74030363
And this

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>>74030363
>>74030079
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>>74030445
AND THIS ???
>>74030541
Those are different wars

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>>74030445
If someone sucks at war, that is Austria

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>>74027073
>>74027175


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>>74030639
Hum

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>ITALY BTFO

>>74030639
>If someone sucks at war, that is Austria

you realize that the vast majority of the KuK army was fighting the Russians?

After the backstab they thought the Italians would be in less than a week in Vienna, but they seriously underestimated Italian incompetence.

Italy was down on its knees (with German help). They """won""" because Austria Hungary imploded

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>>74027175
B E S T A L L Y

>>74027175
DELET

THIS

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>>74031339
>KuK army

>>74030290
>Make a civil war and destroy yourself
Basically Latin America. Many civil wars

>>74033655
KuKs for the Kaiser

>>74033818
>BIG
>AUSTRIAN
>KUKS

>>74033655
the k/d ratio against the Italians war 4-1, in 1917 10-1.

> legit heir of the Roman Empire

>>74033962
>war
was

>>74033962
give back North Tirol Herr Kuk

>>74027175
bring /mämmipizza/ back!

>>74034090
Italians are a walking joke once they leave the kitchen

>>74034221
the autist bavarians are a joke inside and outside of a kitchen (when they fit through the door) so can't really complain

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>>74027073
I think we did a pretty good job!

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>>74027175
BUON POST +1

>>74035979
NOI

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>>74035979
TRVE BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS

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>>74031339
>the KuK army

>>74035979
WE

>>74027175
Quality bost binland.

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>12th battle of iszonzo

>>74030620
Home Alone?

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can i pass as an italian?

>>74037346
shave those disgusting pubes ffs

>>74037221
lel

>>74037213
It's Isonzo (more properly caled the Soča).

What about italys shock troops, u know those guys that had the simbol of the biting dagger!
Italos lack strategy but compensate by being crazy as fuck. Imagine being stormed by crazy italos throwing themselves in to your trench whit grenades ready to pop of not caring about their own safety.

>>74038092
Slovenia is rightful Italian clay

>>74038592
zitto palla di lardo

>>74038751
shut up you bully

>>74027175
Based Finland

>>74028783
(You)

>>74030079
Our soldiers were 1/4 of their soldiers because we we thought they were armed with spears and arrows, instead Russia had sold them firearms

>>74030363
Albania was an italian colony
>a revolt broke out
>3 month of war
>internal conflict within the Italian troops supported by the people
>called "Rivolta dei Bersaglieri"
>they refused to send other troops to war because there was also the malaria
>government thought it was not worth and was better to give independence to Albania while maintaining an ally state to stop the internal uprising that could be expanded
Like Vietnam war, people asked to stop the war because who the fuck cares

>>74030445
France lost every single city in few days, how that's bad? Tactical victory my balls

>>74030620
Fake wiki stats and you know it

>>74030639
Nah, Austria is not bad

>>74031186
Do you know that the french battles were pretty similar? But at the end you won the war and we won the war, that's the only thing that matters, in an attrition war that happens because the offensive loses more

>>74031339
You realize that Russia left the war the year before?
>german education

>>74033962
I heard it was 100000/1 and that austrian soldiers launched cannon balls with their bare hands