/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

enough politics
let us discuss tonight's meal

>>74026927
i had a meal of buttery pasta, broccoli and carrots, and bacon and sausage all mixed together

was pretty nice

>>74026927
Navarin d'agneau printanier

>>74026927
Had a salade composée with chicken
Wbu?

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>>74026927
isn't it rude to talk about your mother like that?

>>74026983
working class
>>74026997
working class deluding himself
>>74027040
bender

>>74027049
W O M A N I Z E R

Really line this general desu

>>74027067
I swear i ate something special !
:(

wish i wuz british

>>74027082
>line
you meant like?

>>74027119
I'm both (bit of luck can't hurt)

first german post itt

hello

>>74027160
Yes typo

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>>74026894
what about a 1990s english bf?

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>>74027184
lucky you

>>74027184
mother or father english

>>74027283
Father
>inb4 bonged

>>74027218
i like the german posts but it's better when there's less of you than there are brits and frogs

when krauts become a majority here they start lebensrauming and speaking in german and turning this place into /deutsch/ (happened a few times already)

>>74027314
nys

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post them

>>74027328
yeah that happens

heh

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>>74027356
i'm a rorke desu

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French wife and German mistress or German wife and French mistress?

I pick German mistress. I'd have her dress up as a Nazi

>>74027411
French mistress

French women are just the mistress type of person I believe

>23 posts
>8 posters

the STATE of us lads
at least it's comfy i suppose

>>74027411
aryan wife for breeding, froggy lover for smelling her smelly arse and licking her toes

>>74027411
i want a brit wife and an oirish sex slave

I AM HALF ALSATIAN DOES THAT MEAN I AM HALF GERMAN

>>74027516
think it means you're a son of a bitch mate waheyyy

>>74027516
Hey, appart from being a brit and a French I also have a bit of Alsatian blood...

Does that mean THIS GENERAL IS MADE FOR ME?

>>74027469
>>74027490
>>74027491
All good choices

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>>74027411
From what I've seen in the movies French women are better at being mistresses and German women are better at being cucks

>>74027602
yeah m8
enjoy

>>74025732
how is this breaking anything?

>>74027602
omg you're the avatar!!

i am a breton so TECHNICALLY i have pure english ancestry

>>74027722
He will bring balance to le force

>>74027704
it breaks our hearts

>>74027722
Can I do this

>>74026927
Chicken, homemade potato fries and homemade mayonnaise. Delicious.

>>74027411
German wife and French mistress.

>>74027759
No..?

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>>74027356

what war has your country fought that you reckon you were the bad guys or were kinda glad you lost?

personally I like how the yanks won their independence in their revolution, the founding fathers were good lads, I'm a bit of a yankboo when it comes to the early American Republic

feel free to reply good or bad thank yoou ^.^
>>74027209

>>74027845
learn your history lad
bretons moved from cornwall to brittany
which is why we share a culture with them, the irish and the sheepfuckers

>>74027867
can't think of anything desu

>>74027851
are you the radical centrist i've been warned about?

>>74027797
you can do anything if you believe in yourself

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how do you lads keep your folders clean?
i've only been on the chon for nigh on 3 years now, but I already keep finding that i've accidentally saved the same image twice from different posts months apart, but couldnt see at the time because I have so many images with shite filenames

>>74027947
Not anon, but always thought it was the other way round

>>74027867
WW2 comes to mind, it's good that Hitler was defeated, despite how Germany is now.
We should have won WW1 though.

>>74027867
The only war i can think if where we truly were the bad guys is the 30 years war, but we won it.

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>>74027954
>are you the radical centrist i've been warned about?
>tfw above the profane bickering of both political sides

>>74028000
>We should have won WW1 though.
best timeline is the one where Britain, Germany and Russia are on the same side and fascism and communism never happen

>>74027867
Algeria war probs
We did some pretty bad stuff over there, although the Algerians didn't do great stuff either...

>>74028091
But communism already happened before ww1

>>74027989
tags
it's a lot of work

>>74028122
Did it?
Wasn't it classic Marxism?

>>74028122
as an ideology, but had it taken over any country?

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>>74028091
>where Britain, Germany and Russia are on the same side
One can only dream

>>74028083
fuck,i just realized that i've known you for years now, perser. that's really weird.

>>74028175
>>74028177
Paris you dumdum, and it was already really popular in the working class before the start of the war, while fascism developped from the bitterness of the losers/betrayed.

the 1st man in space was a communist

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>>74028188

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>you will never strangle your French mistress while you are sailing in your sailing boat out on the open sea because she threatens to tell your wife of the relationship and ruin your cozy family life

>>74027989
Just categorize them as best you can, make folders for anything you have a lot of images for
E.g. folder titled "animals" with sub folders "cat", "dog" if you have a lot of cats and/or dogs etc

One folder for frog and feels that has sub folders for images that include a combination of both, and angry/happy/sad folders etc for each of them

It's honestly such a mess I should probably start naming all the files

>>74028156
It's probably worth it though, searching for tags and getting all the images displayed seems like the dream
I might start tagging all my shit

>>74028255
the 1st dog as well

>>74028255
wtf I love communism now!

>>74028256
>>74028256
can't even tell which of them is the POW

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>>74028188
>>74028256
I dont like this

>>74028218
Yeah, it is quite strange. You never really notice how long you've been here already.

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>betrayed

>>74028316
probably the brit considering his neck wound

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>>74028156
cba to tag literally every image in my folder
>>74028294
tried my best

originally I had them all named but it made me look like an utter gimp so I used a random name generator to rename them all a year ago

>>74028374
I was talking about the Italians, not the Germans.

wtf le pen what are you doing?!

>>74027867
i loved this film https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebellion_(2011_film)

criticizing what we did in new caledonia, 1980's
french title is "L'Ordre et la Morale"

>>74028311
see?

>>74028413
Posting with meticulous system of file names is shit, I agree

>>74028254
Thought it really became a thing during WW1
Btw don't call me that, not nice

>>74028441
Resigning from the presidency of her political party because you cant cumulate that and Président de la République

>>74028294
>>you will never strangle your French mistress while you are sailing in your sailing boat out on the open sea because she threatens to tell your wife of the relationship and ruin your cozy family life
excuse me?

>>74028464
l'affaire d'ouvéa ?
>criticizing
>négocier avec des terrorists

aussi
>ce poster de merde

>>74028498
Sure, but the seed was already planted.

only ever fucked welsh girls

don't really know what I'm missing out when it comes to foreign women. bet it's nice though

>>74028550
>l'affaire d'ouvéa ?
yes, anon
during the presidential election

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>>74027954
Dunno. I'm even more of a centrist according to this chart but I voted for a party branded as """"""extremist"""""" in my country.

>>74028590
have you ever had a girl last named Morris?

>>74028577
Yeah that stuff doesn't just happen in an instant

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>>74028590
>*insert easy to make sheep joke*

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>>74028413
this is why this option exists
don't tell me you're posting with the vanilla site you absolute animal

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>>74028464
poster

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>>74028654

>>74028643
nah, only a Davies and a Williams

>>74028654
delet

>>74028618
Because America is weird
And the quiz is based on American politics.

>>74028725
Did you meet the parents?

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Why is Italy poo ?

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>>74028659
very nice
4chan x settings are such a clusterfuck I never noticed that before

Saw some absolutely 10/10 German girls when I was getting coffee earlier. Jealous of you germanons

>>74028786
first one was a one night stand so no
second one is my gf of over a year so yes

NEED a british gf LADS

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>>74028896
the so called "country" of italy

>>74028947
>german women

>>74028896
because of South Italians tbqh

>>74028999
ok I won't tell your father in law you're lusting after foreigners.
Is he nice?

Why the fuck is this "open doors" immigration policy guy so popular in France (and merkel in Germany)? Are Muslims really not as bad as I was led to believe? serious question

Do NOT bully italy or italians

>>74029018
need a posh brit qt and a german domina

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>>74029018
I want a British gf 2

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>>74029160
Hum...

>>74029115
lel, everyone has fantasies lad (p-pls shhh)
yeah he's alright, very welsh man though, hardly speaks english

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>>74029160
>>74029237
Really makes you think...

>>74029128
Who said he is the open doors guy? 4ch? That's not what he's saying. He only said that accepting the real refugees was a duty, and congratulated Merkel for her policy.

I understand your surprise : MSM kept thrashing the left-wing François Hollande, and now the french people voted for his Minister of economy. Proof that all the memes about Hollande are false. He was a good President for the people, just not for the CAC40 maybe. Macron will keep the same direction, left-leaning centrist, at least trying to resist the markets and the power of money a bit.

>>74029251
that's a keeper lad

>>74029251
I met a dad once.
It's very embarrassing, knowing you fucked his baby... that he may be wondering if she's still a virgin

>>74029459
mums are much more lewd than dads

my gf told me that once her mum told her "We'll be out of the house for a day or two, so you and Anon can enjoy the house to yourselves, make the most of it". she was very embarrassed aha

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>>74029365
>macron will keep the same direction
>bad for the CAC40

>>74029068
They were properly stunning. Send them all here if you don't want them

>>74029533
cringe! ^^

>>74029533
so did you make the most of it?

>>74029609
you did not just do that

>>74029365
Why does noone seem to read anything about any candidates ? Hes a free market kinda of guy, while also being left leaning on social policy, what age you spouting ?

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Dear brits

what's your opinion on Emma Watson? Do you like her in the UK?

>>74029657
/fug/ged and /cum/med /int/side her

>>74029668
not really

>>74029668
not a big fan, no

was good in harry potter i guess

>>74029668
Do not, don't, will never

She's turned into a feminist giving shitty speeches to the UN

>>74029545
he's the only Resistance who had a small chance.
he's... the One.

Of course the best would have been a left-wing anti-immigrationist, but at least we get one of the two.
Also he's a very hardworking guy with a good team spirit.

And he created his own political party! (like Chirac)

>>74029661
/fug/ is pretty chill
I'd rather ^^ than get misunderstood by l'Outre Manche

>>74029759
also she seems so fucking entitled.

(but she was funny in The Bling Ring, playing almost herslef, a spoiled/greedy brat making hypocritical speeches about world peace)

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If Penn isn't elected, is France.. Done for?

>>74029533
My ex's parents were separated and she lived with her mum, and her mum was waaaaay too open about me having sex with her daughter. She used to enter her room when we were in bed without knocking

>>74029824
Our best bet was Fillon, but that dumbass couldnt force his wife to work, now we have to choose between "fuck my demography up" or "fuck my economy up"

>>74029824
>the best would be a left wing
hmm no

>>74029934
Dunno, might last a few more decades

Betting on a large scale war before that though, might change things

>>74029934
Nah.

But if we keep imitating the USA, maybe one day we'll need a Trump to stop the "affirmative action" agenda.

>>74029951
>"fuck my demography up"
If you want a whiter demography, find gf and raise white children. It's not only about immigration

>>74029950
>She used to enter her room when we were in bed without knocking
iktf. we've had to throw the blanket over ourselves more than a handful of times when we hear footsteps. every time her mum says "Don't worry I didn't see anything!" middle age women are pervs tbqh

>>74030034
Large scale war with the participants using the internet would be very exciting

I wonder if [they] would shut down /int/ to prevent us from interacting with the enemy and whatnot

>>74030076
she must spend too much time on double-teamed-moms.com

>>74030034
B-but France has no guns to usurp the government and install a new one

You're all sissies like Britain, sadly

>>74030154
yeah we should just be macho like America and have guns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFyRLd_bz0

>>74029365
wikipedia literally says he favors the open doors policy

>>74030065
What i was talking about is how the left failed to integrate the migrants by preaching multiculturalism, when we should have worked to integrate them. You know have those pockets of marginalized communities who refuse to assimilate and are now causing trouble, when apparently we should accept even more in our country when we also have 10% unemployement and a gigantic debt.

>>74030138
Wouldn't be amused lad

My jims would probably be a bit rustled

Advanced algorithms would track us all and prevent anything dodgy from being said

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(macron's waifu on the left)

Really doubt there's ever going to be a large scale war between countries ever again

discord link

>>74030421
we can only dream

>>74030408
Spooky skelly you got there

>>74030408
I swear, everyone has had a teach who looks 100% like her

>>74030408
Absolute state of it

>>74030471
that's a ghoul if i've ever seen one

>>74030421
>water wars
>oil crisis
>general battle over resources

>>74030421
t. retards (americans) after ww1

>>74030546
I am beyond ready for the fucking water wars

>>74030256
pretty sad

>>74030256
Atleast we the ability to rebel against an unjust government, you don't even have that.

>>74030273
I looked it up, well at least they give a source.

wikipedia
>Macron favors the "open-door" policy with migrants.(38)
(38) Taking refugees a "duty" for Macron.

I voted for the guy who considers it a duty to shelter people from war-torn places, not for some lunatic who would support an "open-door" agenda. He never said that. Don't even know how that would translate in French.

Difference between Fillon and Macron is Fillon could claim (I guess) that he would limit immigration (I didn't hear him say that 2bh), then take immigrants anyway, because he's right-wing like Merkel, and Macron who's more honest, but who will certainly won't take more than Fillon would have, or did already.

Anyway we don't get a choice to take refugees, it's international conventions signed by dozens of countries.

>>74030615
we aren't stupid enough to have an unjust government

silly yank

>>74030615
Atleast we have the ability, rather, don't know what sporks can do if you used it as a weapon, probably nothing

>>74030659
ah yes... *imports pakis* quite just...

>>74030630
Have you ever considered that the "refugees" who come here aren't even Syrian?

Afghans, Erythreans and whatnot, they're economic migrants

>>74030615
never understood this

first, not only is that unthinkable, but what the fuck is your gnu gonna do against a MOAB? or the rest of the might of the military?

>>74030659
Your government is shit, Nigel, hate to break it 2 u

>>74026927
Two slices of pizza

if the UK got to such a state where islam was seriously leading to catastrophic death in the streets every day, the elite wouldn't stop a far-right party from taking power

why? our monarchy are traditionalists, were willing to side with the nazis

Americans know everything about british government

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The AMERICAN government is for AMERICANS only, pakis, spics, chinks, gooks, niggers, and injuns get OOOOOOUT!

>>74030630
Fillon's policy was to create an immigration quota voted in the Assemblée based on economic and social statistics that would determine the number of people that France would be willing to accept inside its borders.

The only thing you are proving by continuing to respond is that you know nothing about the candidates' agenda.

>>74030723
No bro they are "refugees" that is totally different from immigrants and these poor people need shelter and a lot of money from Europe
They are well educated intellectuals, mostly women and children that need naught but a lot of money, the right to explode themselves and our tolerance

How do you mean if they are fleeing from war they should go back home when the war is over??

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>>74030725
MOABing your own citizens is a pretty bad move for a givernment

>>74030630
>Anyway we don't get a choice to take refugees, it's international conventions signed by dozens of countries.
le pen wants to limit it to 10 thousand doesn't she?

>>74030723
I just considered Macron the least of 2 evils, especially after listening to him being attacked by Mediapart in an itw about his economic program.

The guy really wants more justice, and less cheaters (e.g. the unemployment benefits, would not be only an insurance anymore, but also or mainly a tax (TVA/VAT))

>>74030845
not really my point now was it, my point was you can do fuck all against the government least of all overthrow it using weapons

>>74030867
yeah but she just can't win.
She's too old, only momentum she has is on 4ch and leddit.

>British government said they'd take in 20,000 refugees by 2020
>they've only taken in 300

heh, nothin personnel merkel

>>74030878
>the least of 2 evils

sacre bleu mon ami!

Why is there so many burgers in this thread?
Stick to /cum/ faggots

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I like when murricans post ITT

Do you?

>>74030916
but shes second place right now
perhaps she just needs better turn out for the second round

>>74030948
americans wish they were part of the big three

>>74030878
the guy only wants what his masters tell him, he doesn't give a fuck about justice and «« refugees »» should be viewed for what they are, migrants

>>74030902
true though i guess it would help if you got enough guys on your side for the govt to start worrying
wish we could all go back to talking about ballbusting now

>>74030935
refering to Fillon and Macron, the only 2 with chances at the second round.
I only voted against Fillon, the liar from the establishment, completely corrupt, the candidate of the Medef (CAC40)

>>74030989
I don't see it happening. And I *was* seeing Trump happening, because I know polls can be full of shit.
But in France, the FN is just too far, and it's far from the first time Marine runs.

only way a government coup could realistically happen is if the military was on your side

doesn't even always work then (see: turkey)

i don't think we're in that much trouble though, the UK seems much safer than France and is nowhere near as bad as Sweden

London is lost though

>>74031149
Not other guy but I believe it's "lesser" and not "least" of two evils

Just a heads-up ;)

>>74030878
Yes, if it's about the logic of voting Macron, you're absolutely right.
Voting for Le Pen is just unrealistic, all the banks and the other cunts would lose confidence in France and the CAC 40 would litterally go bankrupt (not really but in a bad state lul)

Still, I stay critical to Macron because taking in an unlimited number of immigrants is as unrealistic (onthe long run) unless you don't mind being rooted out.

The French system is based on everyone participating to taxpaying, otherwise the gov has nothing to pay with or invest.

The people who come and don't participate are toxic to our system

>>74030951
no

americains dehors

America could most certainly win against the government.
You see, we just need guerilla warfare and a whole bunch of Vietnamese. We already have the shitty guns.

Lets just be confident in a Républicain government that would push for a more conservative approach To immigration.

>>74031036
well if you want to work, en.wikipedia's page about Macron distinguishes the two (refugees and migrants), and gives 2 sources.

>Accueil des réfugiés : «Un devoir» pour Macron
http://www.leparisien.fr/elections/presidentielle/candidats-et-programmes/accueil-des-refugies-un-devoir-pour-macron-10-01-2017-6550497.php
>Pour les demandeurs d'asile qui obtiennent le statut de réfugié politique, c'est le devoir qui est le nôtre.» Il insiste : «Confondre les terroristes, avec les demandeurs d'asile, avec les réfugiés, toute forme de migrations, est une erreur morale, historique et politique profonde.»

>>74031246
yeah I felt something was fishy, I just removed the "d" from "devils"

>>74031103
ballbusting is a stale meme that even /brit/ got tired of

>>74031356
what are some cutting edge /brit/ memes

>>74031315
>a wholee bunch of vietnamese
Didn't know you could banter yourself so hard

>>74031333
>trips
VERY nice.

>>74031265
>taking in an unlimited number of immigrants is as unrealistic
WHERE does his say he wants the end of all borders?
He's not a No Borders hippie, come on.

I just posted a quote above, probably the phrase where some people draw the "open-border" claim, where he clearly says "for the refugees who are considered as such by a judge, it's our duty to welcome them"

>>74031333
>trips of truth
Woah

>>74031395
hot new gimmicks usually come out around summertime when the underage lads get off school

children are very creative

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>>74031030
We were part of the Big Three, Britain. WW2 ring a bell?

yeah the big three idiots ha ha

>>>/fit/41193332

>>74031510
>calling Churchill an idiot
Interesting

>>74031472
Fuck, Stalin was so hot.

>>74031567
/pol/ hates him because they think he was a Jewish shill

because apparently David Irving is much more clever than every other historian

>>74031567
>overweight balding retard that smokes cigars and sends his fleet into a mine field and loses all his boats

>>74031567
he blew up the entire french fleet

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They absolutely hated eachother, but goddamn, they had respect for one and the other.
Kinda like France and the UK actually.

>>74031713
someone post the Papa story

>>74031445
Oh sorry for that then, yeah I agree with welcoming the ones who are actually Syrian, wouldn't be cool if they start accepting the others though

>>74031658
why is /Brit/pol in this thread roflmao

>>74031764
Why are you?

>>74031395

there's always new ones and rarely any good ones, there only a handful of classics

>>74031764
i'm not a brit/pol/ack but I have observed them

and i've noticed there are some of them in these threads. there's a Brit who thinks a Mosley fascist Britain would have been based

>>74031764
because literally no one else uses /fug/
there was a vacuum and /pol/ filled it

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Stop replying to yanks

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>>74031756
I dont have it, but fuck does the "And now she's like the other." quote stick to me.

>>74031794
Because if it wasn't for my country the whole of G*rmany would've been swallowed up by USSR

Be grateful we didn't cede all of G*rmany to Stalin, peasant

the one thing i fear the most about the french election is all the french "refugees" flooding quebec afterwards

anyway marine was a qt

>>74031869
But this thread is made for ME not them

Oi get out GET OUUUT

>>74031997
We are coming to destroy you abhorrent patois.

>>74031810
>>74031869
Interesting

>>74031997
fuck off leaf

>>74032033
you're gonna get bullied out of the country as soon as you come here and dare imply that we speak an abhorrent patois

felt bad for the french immigrants in high school lmao

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Stop replying to new worlders

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>>74032160
We are your masters, reply to us, now!

>>74026894
marine looks like a slightly thicc horserider girl

used to match with a lot of girls that had a similar appearance on tinder

>>74031758

http://www.leparisien.fr/elections/presidentielle/candidats-et-programmes/accueil-des-refugies-un-devoir-pour-macron-10-01-2017-6550497.php

>Sur la question des politiques migratoires -qu'il prend bien soin de distinguer de la question des réfugiés- Macron propose en revanche de conditionner l'aide au développement et le soutien aux pays d’émigration au respect d'accords sur le retour des migrants non autorisés à entrer ou résider dans l’UE.

>En matière de défense et de sécurité, y compris en ce qui concerne le renseignement, Macron est un partisan farouche d'un renforcement de la coopération européenne. Il propose notamment la création d'un Fonds européen de défense et d'un quartier général européen permanent. Il souhaite aussi renforcer Schenghen, avec la création de «5000 postes supplémentaires de policiers extérieurs aux frontières de l'Europe». Il ne s'agirait pas de passer pour «un naïf».

>>74031997
>flooding quebec afterwards
in what case? people fleeing the FN, or fleeing Macron?

What about all the people who according to sources made Canada's immigration servers freeze on the day after Trump's win?

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>>74032239
well IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>74032352
Reply to me, slave! I demand moar Yuropoor (You)s!

>>74032352
well of course rich people do that kind of thing

shan't

Go to bed son.

>>74032352
She always looks evil and dishonest
She grew up with a silver spoon, daddy's girl, never chose to fight the estblishment like non-native alt leader did (Farage, Soral...)

She's literally to the alt right what the red-diaper babies are to the alt left.

I like a lot of the ideas she seems to defend, but I don't like her.
Also, she's ugly.

>>74032551
Mom, I'm fucking my gf, can't you just KNOCK ?

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>>74032609
>looks so evil and dishonest
seriously hoping you're not the guy shilling for macron rn

really don't see the point of adding "according to sources" to a news article.

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Im trying to redo it:

Anne had Down Syndrome. She also had birth injuries that meantthat shewould never walk unaided.There was never any question about Anne being institutionalized. She was a member of their family, and shestayed with the family in all their travels. There was one sacred rule in the de Gaulle household: Anne was never to be made to feel different orless than anyone else.

Charles de Gaulle was noted for his reserve and even with family members he was usually not very demonstrative. Not so with his daughter Anne, who received a warmth that he had seemed to be storing for his entire life just for her. “Papa” was the one word that Anne could say clearly. He would sing to her, read her stories and play with her. She was, he said simply, “My joy”. As de Gaulle said, “She helped me overcome the failures in all men, and to look beyond them.”

Anne died of pneumonia on 6 February 1948, aged 20, in her father’s arms. After they had buried her, Charles gently told his weeping wife, “Maintenant, elle est comme les autres.” (Now, she’s like all the others.)

On 22 August 1962, Charles de Gaulle was the victim of an attempted assassination atPetit-Clamart. He later said that the potentially fatal bullet had been stopped by the frame of the photograph of Anne that he always carried with him, placed this particular day on the rear shelf of his car. When he died in 1970, he was buried in the cemetery of Colombey beside his beloved daughter.

>>74029668
I do personally, but each to their own.

>>74032698
We all know that mélenchon is the only trustworthy candidate

>>74032698
she looks like someone who would bully the weak in school.
though according to sources, the Le Pen children had a tough childhood, because they were the children of the No1 public enemy

>>74032244
Je sais pas... est ce qu'il réussira à connvaincre l'UE de faire ce qu'il veut?

Ou pire, va-t'il ne serait-ce qu'essayer?

Le fait qu'il ait travaillé pour Rothschild et que les banques ont déjà tout prévu me donne un peu la chair de poule.

J'arrive pas à lui faire confiance, je sais pas toi

>>74032741
de gaulle was too good for us ;_;
we didn't deserve him

>>74032775
>J'arrive pas à lui faire confiance, je sais pas toi
Je m'identifie à lui.

Il sortait de l'inspection des finances, on lui a proposé une mission de banques d'affaire... Il avait besoin de paillettes et d'argent... L'ex de sa femme étant lui-même banquier. On ne peut pas toujours être cocu... Je ne pense pas qu'on puisse le résumer au "Banquier de Rotschild et compagnie"

He helped Nestlé buy the food companies of Pfizer for a few billions, is all.

More murricans in this thread please more more we want you

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frenchlads, where would the major political candidates of the past year go?

sarkozy would be the chaotic evil imo

>>74032916
shut up, little bitch

>>>/cum/

>>74032916
nys

>>74032916
y-you're welcome to /cum/ if you'd like...

>>74032344
>in what case? people fleeing the FN, or fleeing Macron?
both

french people are guaranteed to complain no matter who wins

>>74032912
There's just something fishy about him, anon

Honestly I'd love to be able to trust him but bankers (not just Rothschild bankers) are complete arseholes, I'm sure you'll agree.

Ever noticed a few euros just disappearing from your account? Have a look.

If you say anything to them about it, they might even say "but, it's just a few euros" (this has happened to a friend of mine)
They just aren't trustworthy

>>74033036
>french people are guaranteed to complain
This, despite everything that's happening, we deserve what we get

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>>74032994
>tfw no French qtposter in /cum/ to gangrape
FML

>>74033076
idk, he convinced me on this program, though they cut it since in 4 parts, and I didn't watch all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPNx6sPqkkE

>>74033199
fat yankees, >>>RAUS

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EXTREME lack of germans ITT

i hope we didn't make them feel unwelcome by constantly shitting on /deutsch/

>>74033365
/deutsch/ is 2cancerous4me tbqh lads

evening boys

question for french lads, is the old british tv show 'allo 'allo well known in france? the comfy theme song is literally the first thing that comes to mind when i think of france https://youtu.be/-isrjFPkH00

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That macron feel

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>>74033380


>>74033365
I noticed, too.
'tschuldigung for Versailles.

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>>74033380
politicians aren't very creative with titles

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>>74033380
>pour la france
et arrête de poster macron stp

>>74033411
What happens in /deutsch/?

I hope you all get raped by Algerians, Pakis and Turkish benises in the boipussy some day

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>>74033365
I have nothing to contribute so I'm just monitoring this thread silently

>>74033418
>well known in france
not at all

I've heard of Ab' Fab', the Beatles, Channel 4 and the guy who travels in time, detective something.

>>74033476
>muh ronny
>muh sören
>muh reichsbürger
>muh nazis
>muh shitty austrian memes

>>74033418
never heard of it even though me mum's a filthy anglophile
but accordéon musette will always sound french obviously

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>>74032244
Sounds ok i suppose, but a bit milquetoast
also a federalist, not good


>>74031936
J'ai ça

>>74033418
I don't think it's well known at all.
I know it thanks to my dad but I find it very funny and comfy too

>>74033531
This sounds weird.

>>74033580
ok so De Gaulle had a puppy he loved.
I ignored it.

/int/ memes:

/lat/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/brit/>>>>everyone else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/cum/

>>74031713
Is it me or Churchill, the so-called WW2 hero, looks senile on the Yalta pic? >>74031472

>>74033739
I'm sure he does, he was an old man but Roosevelt was in a far worse state.
He was litterally dying so he couldn't possibly negotiate anything properly

>>74033739
his second term as prime minister in the early 50s was basically him falling apart having strokes while trying to run a country

>>74033739
Just you, he was fine, probably just drunk / looks that way as fat/elderly. Better than the guy in the middle who died in 1946, also longer than stalin who hopped the twig in '53

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>>74033729
/deutsch/ had a good run last year desu

>>74033739
>the so-called
rude

>>74033804
>>74033813
>>74033819
in terms of health, it was:

Mussolini>Gaulle>Churchill>Stalin>Hitler>Roosevelt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72KbeqN7pZ4

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>>74033844
it should be a rule for the french patriot, that every time Churchill is quoted as a winner of a world war, a quote from Clemenceau be posted.

>>74033961
quoi?

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>>74033891
what was wrong with uncle adolph ?
from what i've heard he was a vegetarian and he looked pretty healthy

>>74033961
bendiest bender i've ever seen

>>74033964
Reeeeeeeeeeee

>>74033964
In a nice way or a rude way

>>74033511
>>74033578
>>74033650
aw man that's sad

the premise (for the first two guys) is about a french cafe owner in nazi-occupied southern france trying to appease both sides, having to deal with both the allies (french resistance and british spies) and the german occupiers, kind of an unlikely scenario for a comedy but it's bretty funny. come to think of it it's very /fug/ related

>>74034027
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Morell

List of substances given to Hitler:

amphetamines (in Pervitin and Vitamultin form) [13]
Atropa belladonna (in Koster's Antigaspills,[13] compound containing strychnine, subject of investigation) [1]
Atropine (extract of seminal vesicles) [13]
Brom-Nervacit (barbiturate, since August 1941 a spoonful almost every night) [1]
bromides (to bring him down from amphetamine highs before sleep)
caffeine
chamolile
cocaine (via eyedrops)
E. coli
enzymes
Eukodol, or Eukodal (a trade name for oxycodone)
Eupaverinum (synthetic alkaloid) [1]
Glyconorm (metabolic ferments) [1]
Mutaflor (pills prescribed to Hitler for flatulence in 1936, the first unorthodox drug treatment from Morell; bacteria extracted from human faeces, see: E. coli) [1]
methamphetamine (crystal meth) [1]
morphine
Oxedrine Tartrate
potassium bromide
Prophenazone
proteins and lipids derived from animal tissues and fats
sodium barbitone
strychnine
sulfonamide
testosterone
vitamins

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>>74033964
>clemencau
delete this

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>>74034079
yeah lad I mentioned 'allo 'allo a couple of days ago with that exact thought. Required /fug/ viewing

come to think about it, we should compile a /fug/ approved list of TV and Film like /tv/ does some time

>>74034097
>no super male vitality
>no brainforce
no wonder he killed himself

>>74034079
Yep very fitting, but this time we're all allies

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>>74034097
>Antigaspills

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>>74034072
In a nice way.
I'm just tired of the anglo propaganda. Why is Churchill celebrated everywhere, I'm sure even Momo knows who Churchill is.
But no love for Clemenceau, who won a much longer trenches war

>>74034113
There should be a personality cult for Clemenceau

>>74034043
>>74034113
Y'all should be thankful to the brits for showing so much mercy, Clémenceau wanted to end the German state.

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>>74034232
sorry for posting a MISSPELLED pic from qwant, but it's actually spelled Clemenceau.

>>74034212
>Why is Churchill celebrated everywhere
it's actually because of the Yanks. they loved Churchill, and he loved America. for sure there was a Churchill cult in Britain, but the Hollywood glamorised image of Churchill all come from American Anglophiles who thought Churchill was a Teddy Roosevelt kind of guy

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>>74034149
not germany related but i nominate the first season of the tunnel

>>74034232
he was right as well

>>74034079
you should watch « La grande vadrouille » lad, it's about 2 brits landing in France and being helped by the resistance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oqhvryFmJ0

>>74034212
He held France firmly and that helped.
But he also wanted to bring Germany to its knees and that was one of the triggers of WW2.

>>74034271
Then the FN should produce a biopic about the Tiger. In 3D.

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>>74034263
Huh weird

Anyway he was called "The Tigre", how badass is that (in comparison to a british bulldog :^)

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>>74034149
any Bond film that features Frenchies and Germans. this one came to mind

>>74034097
>Mutaflor (pills prescribed to Hitler for flatulence in 1936
brraaaaappp

>>74034337
There was the one with Sophie Marceau as the bond girl, dunno if there was a german one as well

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>>74034335
I prefer the lion of afrika

>>74034337
lea seydoux makes my willy swell whenever i see her

>>74034330
>a biopic on french history
>on a white man to boot
already contacting licra you fucking neo nazi

>>74034283
This desu

Much preferred it to The Bridge and Elise is the qtest of qts, ever so slightly Germany-related in that her surname is Wassermann in the show, i'm clutching at straws but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFz8pzH78Sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFz8pzH78Sk

>mais t'as jamais eu d'idées suicidaires
>il te reste plus qu'à faire tes prières

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>>74034427
yeah she's so fucking posh...
did you fap to Adèle?

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>>74034543
top qt

>tfw no French gf

>>74034303
thanks man, i'll give it a watch

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>>74034543
more times than i'd like to admit

>you will NEVER be a qt french lesbian
kill me

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>>74034656
same teeth as Macron
we call it teeth of luck, "les dents de la chance"