ITT: countries you like but they don't like you

>>74026273
Ich mag dich! <3

>>74026273
Germany.

>>74026327
D-danke

>>74026367
nice try but we aren't allowed to openly hate other countries.
That would be racist and xenophobic.

t. have nothing against slovenia

>>74026512
>we aren't allowed to openly hate other countries
what about Poland?

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STAY AWAY

you would know what being unliked feels like, he Hans?

>>74026273
Sweden

>>74026947
More often than not its the other way around.
We are mostly neutral towards you.

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>>74026273

argentina

>>74026820
I think Poland hates Germany actually. And they hate Russia. They don't really have friends.

>>74031324
I really liked all the Russians I've met personally

>>74031606
when did S. Korea start hating the US?

>>74031720
http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2053698,00.html

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>Be Malaysian
>Be Chinese
>Japs hate Chinese

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Japan.

>Be Indonesian
>Be Chinese
>Japs hate Chinese

>>74026273

We don't have a problem with you. We just can't stand Merkel the mountain troll.

>>74031672
Where did you even do it?

Germany
France
USA

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But everyone likes us

>>74032071
idk man I seem to find you guys everywhere I go

>>74031672
>I think Poland hates Germany actually. And they hate Russia. They don't really have friends.
>WWII
>Germany invaded, conquered, and trashed Poland.
>Russia liberated.. and then trashed Poland.
>Long before WW2 began, Poland was divided and split between Russian and German territories.
If I am saved by my abusive friend from another abusive friend, I won't be thankful and friendly with that fella who saved me.
Just sayin'

>>74032434
Well, I hate you.
I'll be your worst nightmare.
FEAR ME

>>74032453
Haven't seen many Russians in the Netherlands 2bh. Do you travel a lot?

>>74032529
I wasn't saying I don't understand them. They're probably the country that got raped the most in all of Europe.

>>74032630
Not as much as some people, but yeah, I guess. I knew some exchange students from Russia that came here though.

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>>74027164
>>74031254

>>74031821
>all those attacks and assassination attempts by NK
And here I thought it was just a bunch of shit talking and passive-aggressiveness.

Sure, Korea, handle it on your own.

dunno everyone likes us 2bh

>>74032632
I know. But that's how to generally see Poland.
But they had their share of history when they are Alpha too.
Like Poland under Casimir the Great.
They even got balls to invade Russia at one point in history (repulsed though, as later empires that tried their luck against Russia)

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>>74032582

I like ever country in this thread so far, except for fucking Malaysia

I love Uruguay but she doesn't notice me

>>74032862
Feel like USA doesn't with thier "bad teeth" and "British humor" memes

>>74032914
YES.
FEAR ME.
WHEN THE SKIES DARKENED.
WHEN THE AIR SMELLS OF FLESH AND DECAY FROM SATAN'S ARSE.
WHEN THE MILK CURDLES.
WHEN BRICKS ARE SHAT.
WHEN HELL FREEZES AND ICE BECOMES LAVA.
WILL YOU KNOW YOUR NIGHTMARE HAS BEGIN.

>>74033049
>Uruguay Senpai will never notice you
Wat do

Like the poaters of or just the country itself?
Doubt russia likes us, or anyone fir that matter.

>>74033051
we all have funny stereotypes about each other but I'm sure they don't actually hate us

at least i fucking hope not you yanks

>>74033173
I only dislike 4chan Canadians. IRL Canadians are pretty nice.

>>74033051
What's with other cunts trying to make other cunts dislike us because of literal jokes(that aren't even America-exclusive).

>>74033239
We don't.
why would be hate our best ally anyways?

>>74033276
Have you met any irl? Opinions about them are all over the place from what I usually hear.

>>74033239
I hate poms

Do the french hate french leafs?

i feel we are either disliked or people dont think about us at all
feels bad man

>>74034320
I like you, but you seem so far away even though you're pretty close.

>>74034320
People definitely know about you guys, but most are neutral.

>>74034320
Don't be silly Denmark no one dislikes you
Why is there blue on your flag tho?

>>74026273

>work at Aldi's
>have been reading Jurgen Habermas lately
>been listening to Computer World

a-am I German yet?

>>74026273
i love germany, my friend hassuna lives there

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Chile, why can't you love me po weon la wea fome csm?

>>74026273

I like America and America likes me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-u1dgZJV9E

>>74026273
;((( syria

>>74031609
I don't hate your people

t. not even italo-descendant

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Poland and Australia.

>>74038542
Kill yourself monkey

>>74040827
not nice

All of western Europe.

B-Britain

>>74026273
What? Americans like Germany. It's Germans who inexplicably hate America despite everything we did for you

Truth be told, the unthinking anti-Americanism in Germany has made me think a lot less of Germany

>It's an "Americans play the martyr pretending everyone hates them when in fact they only hate their dumbass government but Americans are so patriotic they take it personally for some reason" episode

Also everyone hates me but I like everyone

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norway

>>74040992
My exact thoughts

>>74041034
An attack on my government is an attack on me.
The only one who can talk shit on me is me.

>>74041034
You and I both know that is not true. It started that way but it certainly extended to the people. And it is also about our entertainment industry.

>>74026273
Hungary

>>74041224
What about the majority who voted for the other guy?

>>74041252
That's because you embraced it and people were like "what, are we supposed to hate them now?"

>>74041299
>That's because you embraced it and people were like "what, are we supposed to hate them now?"
?

>>74032068
Stop lying, Merkel is the greatest friend (bootlick) of the US.

>>74041299
We don't play with tyranny of the majority here. Especially when that majority is concentrated in two places

>>74041338
Nah, that hissy fit she threw over having her phone spied on despite the fact that she was also spying on her other NATO allies just to score some anti-American sympathy votes was pretty shitty

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I love Portugal.

But they only feel shame and embarrassment when it comes to us.

Germany

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>>74041767
You have to go back

>>74041859
I'm german
[spoiler]that's the joke[/spoiler]

>>74041882
>[spoiler]

>>74041509
>hissy fit
all she did was say "oh no that's not nice" and everyone in germany laughed at how pathetic her reaction was

>>74041915
Not him but I use it on boards sometimes even though I know it doesn't work.

Same meaning

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>>74041915
Thats the joke you obese retard

I unironically hate america.

>>74042334
Rude! :^)

>>74026273
nippon

>>74042334
I unironically love switzerland

fite me

>>74042334
wtf, I love Switzerland now

>>74040957
you always were the naughty child

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>>74042517
You are not that sorry excuse for a """country""" called america

Im normally a chill person, but americans just drive me up the fucking wall

I love Switzerland and want to live a cozy life there but don't think they like me

>>74042654
who?

>>74042563
You know what they say about Switzerland over in Baden? The cows in Switzerland are better looking than the woman, which is true, they have very beautiful cows.
T. Born in Zurich grew up in Sammstagern

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>>74026273

stop ruining Europe then we'll talk.

>>74026273
Australia and Finland

>>74026273
New Zealand
Ireland
Finland
Herzegovina (Bosnia can go get a life)

>>74026273
Only admired ancient Rome, but I guess Italy is cool too