Marion's time to shine edition
cara
/fug/
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>74025973
OOOUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Upa RA
doing an order
>Hacker takes over 200 Isis accounts and fills them with gay porn
banter
kelv
LE PEN STEPS DOWN
marion
>>74026033
Hope he gets arrested for hate crimes
>>74025996
damn, didn't know she was on chemo
>>74025973
the pen is mightier than the macaroni
got 47 yank pounds lads
What should i do with them?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39696861
(Note this means basically nothing as she's still running for president)
out the shower and looking for jobs
what are marion's chebs like?
This is who the left are backing in the French Election.
>>74026064
burn them
NEED a dominant paki gf
>>74026029
One for me please
>>74026042
FAKE NEWS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39696861
>>74026064
Right up the ol' bumhole
>>74026074
wtf why?
>>74026064
forex them la'
best way to get rid of nose hairs?
>>74026046
looks like an absolute monster in bed
>>74026046
rather sultry gaze
or maybe i dont leave the house enough
>>74023833
>>74023888
SNORKLING
ARSE
willing to take a cut in quality of life to see the pakis suffer
>>74026078
Sounds good to me
>>74026097
fire
just how far right is this french national front
>>74026076
be a turtleneck model xxx
>>74026088
Her opponent pointed out that Front National are shit, and everyone was like "oh yeah, they are a bit shit I suppose"
So Le Pen has now said "well then I guess it's a good thing I'm not in the Front National. pls vote for me"
nofap does wonders for acne
>>74026076
be my personal gimp
Give me ONE (1) good reason why I should bother getting up to the sink to wash my cummy cock instead of just going to sleep right now.
>>74026145
No it doesn't.
>>74026144
haha
spineless runtette
>>74026136
not far right enough to really be labelled 'far right'
>>74026159
why would you go to sleep now?
just listened to taking back sunday
>>74026076
such a sketchy mug
type of guy who would sleep on your couch and steal something
>>74026136
>Her campaign has called for:
>Negotiation with Brussels on a new EU, followed by a referendum
>"Automatic" expulsion of illegal immigrants and legal immigration cut to 10,000 per year following an immediate total moratorium
>"Extremist" mosques closed and priority to French nationals in social housing
>Retirement age fixed at 60 and 35-hour week assured
They're basically the Nazis on steroids
>>74026064
convert them to pounds after brexit youll be a millionaire
>>74026159
its only 8:30
Bottoms.
business idea: 4chan that looks like reddit so you don't feel weird doing a browse in public
>>74026074
so will she be a FN president if she wins? confused
Only had 3 hours sleep last night because I was on the chon till about 4, yet I woke up an hour early feeling super refreshed and ready to go
not sure what happened there
>>74026076
that face is so fucking smackable, if you're ever in England I'd suggest to avoid Wakefield if you enjoy breathing
>>74026159
it's only half 8 you bender
>>74026202
i judge people who browse reddit in public
>>74026209
haha alri bipolad
been at The Brit Method for about 4 weeks now
literally like printing money
>>74026076
Looking like the least trustworthy guy I've ever seen
got called a racist in the co-op for walking by the till with the paki and going straight to the cute white girl
>>74025996
Does she have the cancer?
>>74026202
I bet this exists already as a custom theme
>Far-right anti-semite is about to lose to a globalist Rothschild banker
Poetry.
>>74026226
Good post
>>74026076
slimeball
>>74026218
> if you're ever in England I'd suggest to avoid Wakefield
sound advice
WAHEY
>>74026190
>>74026241
serbo-italian me thinks
>>74026074
interesting decision tbf
i assume she will run on the same platform but just wants to distance herself from the branding of FN as a "far right" party, though no doubt she will just be labelled as a "far right" candidate
think she might have shot herself in the foot a bit
*blocks your brexit*
>>74026202
people who go on reddit all have a weird smell, would judge way harder, 4chan is out there enough that you could claim you browsed it ironically for the memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8qwb6IHrZk
might have my second shit within the last 3 hours
I reckon that most of you are bots.
>>74026284
*start kissing my boyfriend so he runs away to tell the Pope*
haven't had a shower since december
reckon i could knockout someone with a quick whiff of me cock
>>74026284
At McDongles
what should I get?
>>74026076
HANDSOME young man x
>>74026286
i do browse it for the memes, just unironically
Fuck off you cunts I'm tired, I go to sleep when I want. Not even pseudo-(you)s for you
>>74026284
The Hero we need, not the one we deserve
>>74026284
out of the way, runt
>boss given me a 5000 word book chapter to write in the next two weeks
>have to study for an Assessment Centre in 2 weeks time
>other superior from work decided he's also going to just barrage me with work for the sake of it
>literally stayed at work for 10 hours today
>my salary isn't even that good
>>74026202
Nothing wrong with 4chan my friend
>""Ten times Trump asked her if he could negotiate a trade deal with Germany. Every time she replied, ‘You can’t do a trade deal with Germany, only the EU’,” a senior German politician said. “On the eleventh refusal, Trump finally got the message, ‘Oh, we’ll do a deal with Europe then.’ ” "
>>74026321
spacker
>>74026315
Whatever you get, make sure you check there's a fucking burger in your bun before you leave
Bastards
>>74026284
The elite are scared which is why reporters are constantly banging on about his stance on gay sex
love the greasy sketchy cunt look iah
not old enough to pull it off yet though
>>74026315
me in the porsche pondering why i'm at maccas
>>74026283
Yeah is seems pretty redundant when not just the Front National but also the Le Pen name are both associated with the far right
>>74026315
mcburger
>>74026286
also i dont think most people would recognise 4chan whereas a lot of people would recognise reddit as a 'tistic website
>>74026351
His soundtrack for The Assassination of Jesse James was fantastic
>>74026342
>it takes a decade for the EU to negotiate a deal
>>74026342
Now Trump is in favour of the EU and has put them ahead of the UK in the queue for trade deals.
>>74026355
saw a peng audi at lidl once
>>74026136
>just how far right is this french national front
Farage wouldn't form an alliance with the FN because they were too extreme.
>>74026342
But YUUURRRUPPPP is one country !?!??!?!?
>>74026364
she should change her name too, that would be funny
>washing absolutely REEKS of ammonia
fucking bizarre lads, no idea why this has happened
>>74026416
U.S.E!
U.S.E!
U.S.E!
U.S.E!
>>74026394
>the US will do that before even bothering with us
haha, good ol' brexitors, always optimistic
when I hit 30 going to aim for this look
>>74026396
Just call me mr bremain
>>74026364
i guess she might have done it for another reason.
I dont know how the french system works, but maybe if she goes as a party leader she will have more people (people in the party) who she has to bend the knee to on some policies
>>74024598
>"literally never heard of this irish being hard meme before."
>he knoweth not of the Irish RaHEEM Sterling
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/68670619/#68670619
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/68452025/#68453176
ARSE
>>74026411
No, because they have the reputation of being too extreme
>>74026477
disgusting
stop posting this
>>74026477
>cellulite
think of myself as an absurdist brexistentialist
>>74026202
>>74026253
4chanx, click the arrow in the top right, check threading
>>74026477
find cellulite arousing 2bh
So i'm really into anilingus on both genders but just one little prick of feces and i'm turned off. I really hate it when people assume i like to eat shit when i mention i'm into anilingus at family meetings, because it's like my number one priority that it is completely steril if not thoroughly washed. And don't give me no shit talkin bout "you ain't getting the full experience if it ain't dirty" i don't give a fuck, i hate everything about feces except the anus and i don't even think scatological humor is funny.
>>74026136
economically they have some pretty lefty welfare policies (want to keep the retirement age to 60, want to reduce the number of working hours in a week etc) but they are very nationalist
>>74026509
won't be using 4chan xtreme no thank you very much
going to go make a transaction
>so anon... what kind of stuff are you into...?
how autistic is collecting fountain pens as a hobby?
>>74026524
Why even bother with an anus if you#re so worried about poo?
At that point it's just winkled skin, same as a vag or ballsack
Or are you into fart stuff?
The tumblr gfs
insane how many times I've been called Serbian
>>74026545
two lesbians sisters probably im just watching
>>74026545
>Gabe
>>74026545
Some light BDSM, why?
>>74026545
big interest in transitional justice, implementation of bike-sharing schemes in small and medium-sized cities, and generally really like plant biology
yourselves, m'ladies?
are all women naturally evil?
>>74026577
1>3>2>4
gf leaked me this
>>74026577
NEED to spit in right's mouth and slap her silly
>>74026608
Men too
>literally never heard of this irish being hard meme before.
>>74026617
It's cute how middle aged women think they're hot
>Macron: Brigitte told me I 'last too long.'
imagine slinging one up your hot milfy french teacher every single night
>>74026599
>light
>>74026076
why is his mouth so small
>>74026477
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
fucking hell
that's disgusting
would love a hillary+merkel+macron+farron+shorten-led world government desu
>>74026544
going to buy some benylin dry cough and trip balls tonight
>>74026637
shes like 25 in that pic
>>74026632
nah just you
>capitalism is a failed and immoral syst-
>>74026738
Those lights are destroying the environment
>>74026738
what is US aid
the hottest most qtiest girl you know excretes thick logs of hot stinking steaming shit from her engorged anus every day
>VOLUNTEER WITH ASYLUM SEEKER CHILDREN
>Remuneration: Nil
should I apply?
>>74026738
bruh do you even ha joon
>>74026701
forgot your german proxy
>>74026678
phimosis
Business idea: pakis on ice
>>74026202
There's a 4chan mirror that makes it all look like code
Can't remember it though haha
>>74026545
Long walks on the beach with the wind n my hair u?
>>74026701
looking forward to the 7th
>>74026722
If you say so
Our communities are sufficiently large that we no longer need to ensure the well-being of our neighbors in order to survive.
Capitalism isn't immoral, socialism is simply anachronistic and its last bastion, Northern Europe, is slowly phasing it out.
think the gf is losing interest in me lads
I'm always the one who has to initiate conversation and she never asks how my day went any more
hair thinning out a bit am only in my mid-twenties like nature is encouraging me to suicide
>>74026717
sounds fun desu, enjoy
bit cold out
>>74026881
it's powerplay
break your behavioural pattern
>>74026881
ghost her hard now and find somebody else, then you are the one who hurt her and seem less vulnerable
>>74026860
shes 36 and ministry of mayhem stopped airing 11 years ago
business idea: build a big telescope in north korea to avoid light pollution
>>74026881
haha this is me but with my friends
>>74026881
End it desu no point trying to recover it at that point
Made that mistake a few times. Just a few more shags I told myself. Then sge starts trying to get with other guys
End it soon
posting this
gf just sent me this image in the post?
>Executive Assistant
>$79,384pa - $87,591pa base, plus employer's contribution to superannuation, plus annual leave loading.
definitely giving this one a go
>>74026881
Probably someone else in the equation.
Good night, Alt right
>>74026946
>just a few more shags I told myself
Creasing
ITT: You hear it you lose
AAAGUEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>It's cute how middle aged women think they're hot
>>74026881
WORST feel.
Only thing you can do is try to focus more on yourself now and see if she comes back round. It's a power struggle from here.
>>74027000
Is "creasing" the very beginnings of a smile?
who from american here,send me a text
>>74026946
>just a few more shags I told myself
>>74026516
>>74025973
BLACKED when?
>>74026881
just break up with her lad, no point spending your time worrying. A relationship becomes a chore at that point
>>74026717
Good lad.
Personally I'm going the Gaviscon route, gonna bang a full blister pack.
>>74027050
No that's smirking
creasing is like howling, bellowing and shrieking
might smash off an entire sheet of amoxicillin
>>74026964
knee high socks only looks good when they're colourful
and on traps
>>74027050
i thought it was like when you're laughing really hard and your stomach creases
>>74026722
may as well kill yourself at 50 so 25 is middle aged
Why's marion so hot? Very good girlfriend material.
might take 4 tabs of acid
>>74027109
get ready for the ol' squirty gallopin' gurdies
the brown bomber incoming, wooooo lol
>>74027120
>and on traps
this
>>74027145
if not for her slightly odd nose she'd be a 10
>>74027011
more like
aguerrROOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHH
imagine paying $300 million for this crap
>>74026881
happened to me with my ex, had a party at mine after a few weeks of it happening so invited an old friend who was a girl and just spent the whole night talking to her, nothing happened and fucked gf at the end of the night but she seemed pissed, dumped her few days after, totally worked and she was texting me loads after the breakup
ahh yes the {Frecnh}
>>74027204
not with those teeth and shiteyes
>>74027204
Looks Finnish
Just found out being gay is illegal in germany
>>74027204
need her to ruin my arsehole with a big black strap on
>>74027204
she looks like a slim gianna michaels
wish i could make a less degen comparison but it's true
watching the newcastle game bored out of my skull
might just go to bed
>already eaten 12 000 calories today
>just got another 4 Grand Macs
>>74027282
dont enjoy this meme truth be told
>>74027282
im guessing youre not the leaf that goes to the gym
>>74027271
night
>>74027271
UP THE LAMBS
>>74027282
quite like this gimmick but room for improvement
some more explicit descriptions of how your heaving belly hangs over your belt, describing the sounds of your indigestion etc
>>74027204
looks like shes squeezing out a cheeky trump
been sleep deprived every day since 14
>>74027282
stop copying my gimmick lad
>>74027204
Her eyes are too dark
>>74026738
>blocking out stars, labouring and consuming all hours and wasting electricity is a sign of success
ah yes
>>74027354
in my mouth
Fucking hell I had a nap after work and now haven't had any dinner
What should I whip up for dinner, friends?
>>74027371
>>74027248
she would be nicer if she had blue eyes but can't win them all
been gf deprived every day since birth
>>74027407
My penis
>>74027340
>TEAM TIMMY
>>74027407
pot noodle
always give myself three months after i have a day when i dont feel suicidal to last, about a month and a half in and its not going so well but have always had a day where things went well within three months, hoping its next weekend as am seeing old friends from uni for the first time in a long while, will be nice i hope
>>74027347
>Doctor told me I NEED to lose weight asap or I have a slim chance of surviving until the summer
>tried my best, did a few bicep curls
>gained anther 300lbs
>Doctor says I'm going to lose my legs
>>74026881
MOLLY
PERCOCET
CHASE A CHEQUE
NEVER CHASE A BITCH (don't chase no bitches)
is this the average british family?
>>74027432
He looks like thom yorke
>>74027436
Meanwhile in Brazil the Monkeys fuck you
going to go to my housemate's bar tomorrow and crack onto her fit coworker
>>74027052
>>74027000
I like to make the most of my investment but I always drag it out just a bit too long
Like clockwork
>>74027493
average northern family
>>74027482
i swear to fuck i'd break your nose for this post if we met
>>74027387
>retarded fucking tankie opinion
>sweden
checks out
>>74027463
Be a bit pathetic when they have lives and you're a shut in virgin neet
>>74027425
I need a big meal not a cocktail sausage mate
>arseville
>>74027436
How long until jf think this is a real story?
Cute girl on the train told me I have nice teeth.
>>74027507
turtlemong in twenty years
>>74027548
show arsehole
>>74027515
>t. teenager
Come to Wakefield station and i'll vaporise your chin
>started to count calories
>focus on cutting back all yesterday
>proud of myself
>go to check my calorie counter
>quickly see 5 zeros behind the number before I close it fast and break down crying
>>74027550
will never experience this feeling because my teeth are fucked up
parents are mongs and never took me to the dentist nor got me braces like everyother kid
>>74027550
nice one lad
she either thinks you're gay or wants the D bad
could be both tho actually
lol
>>74026738
The People's Republic of Korea is leading the world in energy saving
>You're weird anon, but in a good way.
What did she mean by this
>>74027493
me on the right
fun fact: the Irish were not initially considered white in America
>>74027525
>he's not a nazbol
classcuck...
>>74027627
>haha I think I like you but my primal instincts are telling me you're not chad enough for me
>>74027627
You're not a boring sod
Lol 190 innocent children raped suddenly appears again
Triggered by someone's real world interaction with females as per usual
>>74027644
Perfidious Albion
>>74027592
>Wakefield
rather not
What happens if Le Pen wins and she invades England?
chinese or pizza lads?
>>74027679
Fuck you're quick
>>74027669
Kerri Chandler
business idea: give tim his own show on the BBC
>>74027644
The non-whites are now considered Irish in Ireland
>13 seconds after he appears his past is mentioned
HOWLING
>>74027654
BIG fan of the jamahirya
wouldn't mind all the NEET benefits that come along with it
1300 and on the ol' whiskey lads
>>74027644
the good old days
Bringing back my old handsome cunt gimmick lads
>>74027776
good lad
>Seven bands from the 80s we wish would reunite
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39692931
wtf is happening to the BBC?
>tfw can't have sex or women will find out i'm a virgin
Lads, can I get 2 (You)s? That spastic 190kg virgin gave me one and it feels like a negative (You). Like it actually removed the leafs (You).
>>74027793
some women get off on popping cherries 2bh
>>74027627
>I felt a twinge in my fanny and although you're not the kind of guy I normally shag I would consider it under these very specific circumstances and then I will never shag you again and we'll stop talking
>>74027790
Thanks.. I guess
Wanna join me?
Lads.
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1047
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1047
ah yes the gay person I have on facebook has broken up with their first boyfriend and they're going mental
hmm yes very impressive
gf just sent me this
>>74027791
they have to appeal to the lowest common denominator because brexiters can't appreciate radio 4
Business idea: get around the UN human rights declaration by classing the Irish as non-human
thoughts?
>>74027793
Was scared of this, but lost my virginity last year and told her after i was a virgin, she just said "you should have told me"
I was 21 too, there's always hope anon :)
>>74027787
>-23
Bit young
one of my mates met up with a girl on tinder to "buy weed"
or so he thought
he ended up buying an ounce and she promptly made her leave after the transaction
he doesn't even smoke weed
getting the feeling that the yank on Top Gear hates Britain
>>74027793
Threaten to say she raped you if she tells people DESU
>>74027830
>>74027830
There you go lad
Love eating. Wish I had more time to eat though. Didn't even break 3k calories today.
>>74027791
Brexit made the actual journalists leave the country so they had to hire Media Studies students.
>>74027897
No he hates working with Chris
>>74027885
Bit old desu
>>74027897
why
>>74027898
Appreciate it lad.
>>74027860
>associating with benders even tangentially
>>74027945
because fuck you thats why
gf just sent me this
>>74027981
can we at least go nandos first big boy x ;3
>>74027793
Just do it when you're drunk and if you make mistakes overplay how drunk you are
>>74027878
I can, but like the rest of the Beeb, it's been big into pushing the s.j. agenda over the past few years.
>>74027988
why is the chon obsessed with that ugly indian
>>74027988
Why is your gf sending you pictures of underage girls Germanon?
gf just sent me this
>>74028052
it's what we hope ribena will look like in a few years
gf just sent this via carrier pigeon
>>74028060
Me in his womb
>>74028053
not underage you spanner
someone do a new
>>74028097
gay cunt
is 190 children defiled gone yet?
need a desi gf but desis aren't that common in ireland
hmmm
>>74028121
*does a new all over your face*
what should i wank too /brit/?
>he even uses his trip on other boards
>>74028157
it's a bit weird when you find 190kg out in the wild
>>74026218
Wakey lad?