/brit/

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anime

but he's a student about to leave

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*Blocks your path*

hi is this the student general

reminder that if you got anything less than a first at university you wasted 3 years of your life and a shit ton of money

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Hisu

reminder that if you attended university you wasted 3 years of your life and a shit ton of money

>>74008760
*checks my 2:1 offer to study a masters in a VERY interesting area*

I still catch feels every time I hear a cute on voicechat in a game

>>74008760
got my degree paid for by the taxpayer ;)

I read dozens of books in High School. Didn't finish a single one that was assigned.

I don't think this "life" business is made for me. Haha.

love this absolute runtoid who keeps trying to convince me his 2.1 is worth anything

wouldn't wipe my arse with it

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>>74008760
>tfw got a third then dropped out of my masters

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>back day today
>literaly the sculpture of an antique berber god

>>74008525
Do you feel like you talk from the back of your throat?

shame about the baldy head though lol

might break my vegetarianism today to get a big mac

Is there a more pathetic site than seeing a grown man eat lunch by himself?

>>74008844
fuck youre so hot
i wanna suck your cock

>>74008893
yeh, someone who worries about things like that

only time ive ever or will ever set foot in a university was during a school excursion to ANU in y6
the world has no need for arrogant pricks like you uni lot

>>74008893
yeah, someone who can't spell the simplest of words

@74008844
>5'5

>>74008875
been a veggie for 6 years almost

Wonder what love feels like

How do I fit in?

>>74008893
A faggot who has access to a computer but can't spell 'sight'

>>74008844

Thought Buddha wasn't a berber god.

>>74008893
So do you go hide somewhere to eat your lunch or go hungry?

>>74008924
heh, try about a month, kiddo

>>74008760
>mfw only just on a 2:1
Fuck

Part of me would love a pet chimp. Another part of me would be terrified it might kick off.

>>74008912
*can't hear you over the sound of my harp player*
*thinks to myself* hmm this foot masseuse is really chatty

unironically a radical feminist

>>74008893
yes

failed 7 subjects at uni

probably cost me 10 grand or sumthin wouldnt know lmao

>>74008938
Adding more a few more kgs of muscle and then I'll just shave the head. You can't sport the shaved head convincingly without being at least 80kg.

When will the madness and narcissism of early editions die?

Are you all voting Conservative then?

>Went camping in Lyme Regis last month
>My friend and I hook up with a group of girls
>One is a sharp snouted, above average sensible to scent bloodhound twat who is sniffing every guy before she approaches them
>Nope.jpg
>Offer the brunette qt to fetch a drink with me
>She agrees
>Bump into the bloodhound on my way over the bar as the qt leads the way
>She tells me the qt has severe mental issues and I should treat her with care and make sure to repeat everything if I notice she doesn't understand my point
>Fast forward a couple of hours
>I'm at their dorm, fucking her
>She gets up to have a cigarette
>Scan her room
>Notice a webcam set up on her desk
>Ask her about it when she's back
>She tells she's livestreaming this to her cuck boyfriend who lives in Manchester

Felt literally weird literally cucking someone after all the memes

>>74008896
Thanks lad

>>74008994
We NEED the jannyman to come back and start cracking bollocks again, it's the only way to keep the runts in line

>>74008989
>without being at least 80kg.

how much of a manlet are you?

I'm a skinny runt 86kg but I'm 6'5

you must be what, 5'8?

>>74009001
fuck off

>>74009001
BNP mate

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>>Went camping in Lyme Regis last month
>>My friend and I hook up with a group of girls
>>One is a sharp snouted, above average sensible to scent bloodhound twat who is sniffing every guy before she approaches them
>>Nope.jpg
>>Offer the brunette qt to fetch a drink with me
>>She agrees
>>Bump into the bloodhound on my way over the bar as the qt leads the way
>>She tells me the qt has severe mental issues and I should treat her with care and make sure to repeat everything if I notice she doesn't understand my point
>>Fast forward a couple of hours
>>I'm at their dorm, fucking her
>>She gets up to have a cigarette
>>Scan her room
>>Notice a webcam set up on her desk
>>Ask her about it when she's back
>>She tells she's livestreaming this to her cuck boyfriend who lives in Manchester
>
>Felt literally weird literally cucking someone after all the memes

Is uni really that great of a life experience lads? I was never bothered to in but now and again I get sad about all the parties and sex im missing out on

NEED a Newtown gf

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Why are British girls so attractive?

>>74009024

>when you try to uncuck yourself from the EU but the German bull reigns supreme

>>74009079

doubt you'd get any desu

>>74008994
its fine, they're usually only 10-20 posts off

>>74008989

>80kg

so you're a manlet

>>74009079

I just showed up went to classes and fucked off back home

nobody moves away for uni here though so might be different

>>74009079
Learn an instrument and join a cool band instead.

>>74009033
>you must be what, 5'8?
Yes.
It's an average height globally and above average in thailand. Who wants to pook like a nordic coat hanger lol

>>74009109
pakis generally are.

>>74009079
best 3 years of my life hands down Tbh

What day is today?

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Why are US girls so attractive?

rattled

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>>74009083
goblin

>>74009024
Well done lad, lets hope its a black guy your cucking.

>>74009079
>Is uni really that great of a life experience lads?
yes, but not necessarily for you

normies have sex and parties outside of uni too, if you think you're missing out now you probably would be at uni as well

>It's an average height globally and above average in thailand. Who wants to pook like a nordic coat hanger lol

5'8?

lol

>tfw have a cuckold fetish towards /brit/
gets me so horny when you withhold (You)s, an @post gives me guaranteed semi and well don't even get me started on fedoras

>5'8
fucking lol. no wonder he's such a bitter and insecure tosser. had to go to Thailand to feel like a big man. hilarious

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>Yes.

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Lads

>>74009109
>says the south east asian person
Girls stop me in the streets to take pic of me in sing*pore

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>>you must be what, 5'8?
>Yes.

what does Algerian do for work?

>5'8
hahahahahahahaha jfc

>>74009119
I can play guitar, just dont know anybody that likes my music, or plays any other instrument for that matter

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>5'8

>>74008987
I failed

*does a count*

Hey I also failed a total 7 at uni, two of those were the same subject! right on! haha

Extra year!

It's Saturday

>5'8
d'awwwww *pats him on the head*

this level on mgsv is retarded the skulls kill me immediately everytime

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>>74009172
>>74009154

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I'm 5'8" and I accepted my inferiority and became a sissy

You should too

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me having a word with the 'gerian

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who /radical centrist/ here?

>>74009132

most muscleheads are manlets

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Me walking into work after morning sex

>>74009210
people like you are so fucking stupid. just poke holes in literally everything before using that pea-size brain of yours. fuck off.

It's Holocaust rememberence day

>>74009214

did you end up getting a job?

>tfw 5'8 and built like an Algerian shithouse

>>74009230
hideously ugly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMAF_Butterworth

ah yes, the australian empire

>>74009268
Yes, but it was only 50 grand starting

I could have gotten 55, maybe 60 at a larger company if I kept at it but I just wanted a job.

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>>74009271
>Algerians
>shitting in houses

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>Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-fK7GVrHW0

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>>74009266
how can you remember something that never happened?

>>74009266
how can one remember something that never happened

>>74009298

you apply on seek or what?

>>74009266

oy vey

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-39062221

(not an antisemite really haha)

>ah yes let me take a six months photoshop training, purchase the software, spend a few hours disfiguring algerian while giggling like a schoolgirl so that I can post the pic on /brit/.
I'm literally sharing a forum with the fat nerd from south park.

>>74009259
eat my smeg fuckface

my dog is taller than this absurd paki. fucking hell.

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Still find it hard to believe a northern irish runt nearly killed himself last night

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>5'8
>yes.

>Went camping in Lyme Regis last week
>See a tent set up near a rotting corpse on the beach
>Shine my flashlight inside as I unzip the entrance and ask if there's someone there
>A bald headed chimp with a strong Mancunian accent and a limited vocabulary answers me
>Ask him why they're sleeping next to a rotting corpse
>The plonker tells me it was a good camping spot because someone else was here

Bit weird

haha he really hates that photo doesn't he. i think we know where his main insecurities lie.

>>74009371
>when you drop your bacon sarnie

The taliban can't be defeated. They are warriors with God on their side, not PTSD-suffering errand boys with multi-national masters.

The only master they answer to is Allah, and for this reason America and NATO have no chance, because they do not fear you nor death itself - they are spiritually motivated, not mercenaries or ideological zombies like you. They will never concede defeat or surrender, no matter how many bombs are dropped on them.

So go ahead, waste a few more trillion dollars on some more Javelin missiles, MOABS and attack helicopters. Your private military contractors and arms manufacturers will thank you for it, laughing all the way to the bank. Meanwhile, thousands of broken soldiers with destroyed bodies and shattered minds sit at home after their deployments, wondering what the fuck they were doing fighting so-called 'terrorism' thousands of miles from home.

>>74009335
Yeah

It took a few months but I got there. I'm terrible with interviews I'm not quite sure what it is.

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>>you must be what, 5'8?
>Yes.

Dog shagger.

>>74009371
did he get many (You)'s?

>>74009371
I missed this

what the fuck happened

>>74009371
Get me up to speed

>there could be people on /brit/ today that live to shitpost in the 22nd century

Mental

>>74009383
are you trying out material on us

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>5'8?
>Yes

Alri second date with the scot proto gf lass. I'm hoping to shag tonight as we're going to a bar near her house. No wonder they come here for dick seeing the 'talent' they have in 'great' britain hahaha

>>74008708
me mentioned

>>74009408
>>74009418

>>74005286

above 5'8 britain

>>74009427
>scottish girls

very, very grim m8

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>five feet and 8 inches

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>>74009239

Wait, so it was the same lad in those bizarre video clips punching the wall?

>>74009436
big girls blouse

>>74009436
the videos were
https://vid.me/EY50
https://vid.me/cwi3

vas deferens are swollen again

>>74009446
This one is absolutely lovely. A bit hard to understand the way she speaks but getting into it. Dry humour, she's literaly /brit/ in a girl form.

>>74009436
christ on a bike NI is a bit depressing

>local loyalist gang

poor bastard

>>74009472
yeh.

>>74009418
>>74009408
>>74009403
>>74009403
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/73987640/#73990013

>>74009508
bear in mind he abuses drugs heavily so could have easily dreamt it all up

wish the disgusting proddie had offed himself

>>74009489
does it make a vast differens?

haha, feel free to use that one

>>74009484
>>74009436

absolute STATE of the runts who i share /brit/ with desu

>>74009403
(You)'s are the 4chan equivalent of upvotes and Gookmoot should disable it already

want to be doctor but no patients

>>74009511
Christ I actually cannot believe that runts like him post on /brit/. Thought we were all just pretending to be mongs for a laugh.

I think I'm legitimately gifted but I came up in an environment where I never got to open my wings and fly.

t. Horrendously repressed and perpetually depressed. I can't "just be myself, man". Myself gets shot out of the sky and caged.

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>>74009528

>>74009371
>nearly killed himself

Ah, yes. Judging by the lightly-coloured, thin venous blood and the amount of scars on his arm this won't be the first time he 'nearly killed himself'.

Not even being callous or cruel. I've met so many people like this in my line of work, and they love telegraphing their self-harm and half-arsed suicide attempts to others. It's a learned runtish behaviour from a turborunt druggy.

If somebody is truly motivated to kill themselves they will do it.

>>74009519
thx
>>74009523
tru but seems a bit particular and plausible for random drug psychosis

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>>74009528
that's disgusting

>>74009436
He never posted any train yard pictures

Funniest part was when malaysian "Ulster" and the suicidal "Belfast" started calling each other by name, it was fucking ludicrous, "northern Irish """"""people""""""" at it again

im dumb but very active

girl at my work has an absolutely insane batty

>>74009623
>northern Irish
No such thing

Alexa, how long can the average human hold their breath?
Alexa, find me nearby bridges
Alexa, add rope and bricks to my shopping list

>>74009623
Ah yes use this opportunity to attack NI, well done Padraig

>Irish
no such thing

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>5 feet
>8 inch(y)es

Colleagues at work are all great, but our Australian sector's runts really need replacing

Alexa, add chlorine gas to my shopping list

>1720mm high

screeching

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>>74009623
Reminder only northern Irish knew how to fish

NI is an actual fucking shithole

worse than uganda

we need to kick them out of the UK asap

I'm legitimately in the 1st percentile of sad miserable people. I'm sad and miserable even for 4chan.

This pseudo-normie general really fucking pisses me off.

>>74009623
>He never posted any train yard pictures
yes he did

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>5'8"

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>172.72cm

>>74009687
shut up you fucking loser

Alexa, how many tinder matches have I got?
Alexa, play "Things Can Only Get Better"

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>>74009687
people have sex and happy relationships and a rewarding career and you don't
you are damaged goods and it will never ever get better

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Reminder that you'll never be truly respected unless you went to Oxford or Cambridge

And no the modern and graduate '''''colleges''''' don't count

>>74009657
The suicidal runt started going on about "muh taigs" last night

>>74009687
CanaDON'T TALK

>>74009687
Alexa, get me a list of things that are sadder than this Canadian twat
Alexa?

>>74009371
He's not northern Irish it was an English bloke who came to NI and lost his mind (common)

>>74009714
>going to uni for respect
>not for the free loan

>>74009528
can do this too Tbh

Spicy beans, bacon, egg and toast for lunch. Cannot wait to get it down my nek.

>>74009749
Pics x

>>74009751
*neck

Alexa, play my wanking on the sofa playlist

>>74009708
> says Normie: the country
>>74009711
Got a job. No driver's Licence though. Blow my co workers mind that I take the bus an hour to get here and still always come 1 hour early. They don't understand I have nothing at home.

5 foot

8 inches

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the lads

>>74009702
173 masterrace here

Alexa, what's the German for 'shut up and go away'?

Why is everyone paying the alg*rian so much attention?

I don't believe people when they claim to be too stupid to understand something. They're just fucking lazy. Same as the fat cunts.

169cm here
Always wear thick soled shoes though so closer to 171 when im out

love being 6'2" and having a 6" gf to go around with

manlets literally avert their eyes to the pavement when they see this power couple in their vicinity

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>Excuse me sir
>Yes?
>Could you fill out your height on this passport form
>Yes
>5'8"?!?!!?!
mfw

> "Anon, can you come in in 30 minutes"
> gonna take me 50 minutes to get there, boss
> "But you're always an hour early. Don't you live nearby"
> negatory muchacho. My time has literally no value so I head straight to work after waking up in my broken bed staring at the same grey wall and hoping today won't be quite so hellish as the last

>>74009823
Go on then mate, do something noteworthy

I dare you

voting lib dems because I don't like gays

> gf implied that she wouldn't be taking my name if we ever got married
hmm

might have to gently bin her

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How many more years till BLACKED?

sikhs are bro tier

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>> "Anon, can you come in in 30 minutes"
>> gonna take me 50 minutes to get there, boss
>> "But you're always an hour early. Don't you live nearby"
>> negatory muchacho. My time has literally no value so I head straight to work after waking up in my broken bed staring at the same grey wall and hoping today won't be quite so hellish as the last

voting lib dems because I love the gays but they need to be reigned in for their own good

>>74009910
Just tell her that it's very important to you, and if she won't take your name, there won't be a wedding.

>>74009910
t. Andrew Twatfield

love having fuckloads of RAM, literally got so much shite open right now and I've still got 50% free, just hanging around doing nowt

can't believe the life I used to lead just a decade ago, going around with my miserable Dell laptop with 1gb of RAM and a pissy little spinning hard drive, wondering if I could open another tab without my music stuttering

god computers used to be so shit

makes you wonder how much nicer they'll be in another decade

>>74009963
Good post

>>74009910
t. Joseph Ramsbottom

>>74009910
>I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Gaylord
tbf I don't blame her

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>>74009931
>17 year olds used to look like that
>now they look like this
What went wrong?

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>>74009245

>>74010006
American cultural influence

>>74009608
Interesting, what do you work as?

>>74009987
>>74010001
haha alright one lad did the joke and it was ok but now you're just trying to pile on and it's just not entertaining at this point, it's over, stale

>>74010006
17 year olds have been sluts for decades lad

>>74009931
>this enrages the Jew

>>74009608

A relative who works as nurse said we should have courses on how to off yourself properly, he is utterly tired of runts who shoot their jaws.

Feels like I listen to music far too much, has no effect on me anymore.

Using something for background sound really sucks after a while, it feels like just a way to distract yourself from that fact you're not doing anything important

>>74010030
t. Steve Skidmarks

>>74010030
t. mr poo

>>74010030
honestly didn't see the other posts until after I'd posted sorry Jonathon Wobbleybottom

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/26/my-night-out-in-cleveland-with-the-worst-men-on-the-internet


HOWLING at this article.

>>74010031
Wrong

just made a graph using R, feel like a computer hacker

*hacks into your computer*
hahaha

>>74010030
Alri Mr Fuckmywife

>>74010030
t. Fuckboy the Gay Wizard

>>74010062
I accidently conditioned myself to only like certain artists when I'm wanking

Lana Del Rey, Caribou come to mind

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>>74009245
>>74010022

>>74010072
literally crying

>>74010089
More like a pirate

Because it was R

ahahahahahahahahaha

>>74010087
people were accusing laurie penny of being a nazi collaborator on twitter for even trying to humanise them a little
must be exhausting

really want to know what that lad's name is now

>>74010107

never ever listened to music while wanking, really really strange habit

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> wake up
> bed's still broken
> body feels like shit
> wall is dirty
> internet doesn't work
> parents are fighting
> still no driver's licence
> *look in mirror*
> *ugly*
> take shower
> it's okay to cry in the shower
> it's going to be okay
> get my uniform on
> walk through shitty government housing
> try not to look at anyone
> take the bus an hour into work
> get a cup of coffee and listen to podcasts so no one talks to me
> punch in
> 8 hours of repetitive menial tasks
> punch out
> repeat
> no friends
> bitter family
> totally alone

any fans of when the man kicks the ball in the net?
that messi's a good player, I mean geez louise!

knew someone at school called glasscock

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>Closest match: Fascism

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>>74010177

>saw the first video of him punching the wall
>went out before it properly kicked off
ffs. Hope he's alright though x

>>74010201
Knew a girl called Muff.

Mr and Mrs pozmyneghole I pronounce you man and wife

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>>74010206
DON'T HATPOST ME

>>74010088
Ah yes 1990s Britney Spears, Spice Girls, early 2000s Girls Aloud etc. etc. etc.
Shining beacons of modesty werent they
Jog on you runt

>>74010201
we had a teacher called mr. hadnutt who was a very weedy guy so everyone called him hard nutt ironically
we also had a miss gillette, and you can guess what sort of time she had

>>74009523
If he's abusing drugs heavily then he's 100% guaranteed to be on the wrong side of a loyalist gang, since they're the main dealers here. Wonder if he's the mong who tries to banter people and act hard.

>>74010181
Big, big fan of the men kicking the ball.

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>>74009245
Hey don't steal my picture

>>74010240
Ahh yes, they were all regular 17 year old girls that you'd walk past everyday weren't they?

Fuck off

>>74010240
spice girls look like quakers next to miley cyrus and nicki minaj

>>74010242
>you can guess what sort of time she had
cant actually

what would happen if i took 10 antidepressants at once

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Good morning ... Cold out .... Irish weather ... Here in my rented car since 2014 ... M50

>>74010285
You'd have 10 fewer antidepressants in the packet

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>Ask Lecturer for reference
>They act surprised

Its going to be shit isnt it

>>1656627
>>1656627
>>1656627

hmmm

>Go camping in Lyme Regis last semester
>The lad who was supposed to let us into his back yard to camp isn't home
>We decide to just kip on the beach
>Set up our tent
>A middle aged woman dressed in black approaches us and asks if we've seen her husband; a tall, balding man wearing a blue polo and a white short
>We say no
>She apologises for bothering us and approaches the couple next to our tent to ask them
>She follows the coast line and asks everyone she meets until she eventually stops
>She looks over the naked blue ocean horizon, slowly swallowing the sun, and smiles
>She then runs into the water and doesn't stop
>Call the local authorities
>Turns out she drowned and her husband had died 6 years before

>>74010281
Yeah, I'm not getting it either.

which part of my body could i cook and eat but wouldn't miss too much

>>74010272
You're not even old enough to remember the time are you? Do you really think they were the only ones dressing like that and every other teen girl were walking around in ankle-length cotton dresses?
lewronggeneration runtoid

>>74010285
>>74010323
well you're stupid then aren't you

>>74010339
penis

>>74010339
Ass fat

>>74010313
All my lecturers love me because I hang about with the qtest girl in the class. Except one lecturer who calls me out for "flirting" with her at least once a month in the middle of class.

>>74010006
they deffo are not 17, and I dont think the girl the want british

>>74010358
fucked that one lad

>>74010316
that's quite the queer tale

>>74010339
your liver regrows

>>74010177
You "student" runts would never understand what it would be like to be working poor. It's not about intelligence or effort. If you're born to shit, surrounded by shit, treated like shit, it's hard not to be dragged down into a chasm of shit. I fucking hate the poor, because the poor are keeping me poor.

Last night's /brit/ was the best for ages

I was uncontrollably howling throughout the whole thing, Joe the bottle job attention seeker and Ryan the Malaysian nonce

>>74010340
Yeah i am you twat. And yeah there were still slags but there were loads of girls who just wore normal jeans and a hoodie with a little foundation. Do you think celebrities mirror real life? Idiot
>>74010384
What

>>74010339
One of your lungs, a kidney and half your liver.

Right feast there.

>>74010415
but we have nonce expats from asia every day

>>74010441
how do i remove?

>>74010460
I know a few lads in london that'll get em out for you, they dont speak english though you'll have to bring a diagram

>>74010445
Ryan is in his council house not Malaysia, he's just a nonce with a static IP

>>74010460
Just pull your foreskin back till they're exposed and whip them out.

>>74010460
go in through the arsehole

>>74010415
I thought he was really about to off himself and tried to help then the pair got exposed as loyalist LARP runts and once someone called them arse bandits I too lost it

I'm planning a trip to America with my neetbux
>buy plane ticket to America (I'm thinking west Virginia or some other comfy state)
>bring a 1 man tent
>bring 7 24 hour 3000 calorie MREs, but only consume 1500 calories a day so they last 2 weeks
>go walking around and camping wherever I please for 2 weeks before returning home

Find a flaw

>>74010417
what?

>>74010563
You will be shot and buried in the woods never to be found again

>>74010563

>Find a flaw

being in america

>>74010581
Don't reply to him.

>Be 11 year old me
>Medical day
>Part of the routine is the dreaded penis inspection
>All the lads sitting in one room, watching some film, waiting for our turn to go in
>Each time someone comes back they tell about the penis part and how you're supposed to pull your foreskin back
>Be muslim me
>Be circumsized
>Go in
>Nurse tells me to drop my underwear
>Instantly start pulling back the skin of my cock
>She starts laughing

>>74010563
you'll get lost, miss your flight, and trump will send you back to mexico for being an illegal immigrant

>>74010563
You'll be cold, the wind blow a hole in your tent, which will start to sag and eventually break. Rodents will eat your rations ripping them from their containers. You'll starve and die out in the wilderness.

>>74010563
Why not Canada if you want to go innawoods

Is Ryan Ulster? And which one's Joe? They both snouts?

>>74010563
How much neetbux do you have in your bank account? Also why are you flying alone? They will ask when you fly in

>>74010563
m8 you should go on workaway.org where you can work at some cool places in exchange for bed and board, thats what im gonna be doing for a few months around the west

Got a regular yellow spot on my ballbag could be an STD haha

>>74010599
what

Got a hairy shaft lmao

[walks away from you]

>>74010681
nah you need to have sex to catch one of them

>>74010663
Ryan's ulster and Joe is Belfast", some Canadian loyalist runt was named as well

got a below average willy but really big balls
wrong way round if you ask me

going to build a new penis using mashed potato and pink food dye

shaved my pubes
big fan of wanking now
must maintain rather than grow back

Going back to bed.

*pulls back my foreskin back over my head*
*steps out of it*

ah much better

>>74010729

Haha ive had sex

why don't I have a gf

Ireland NEEDS to be unified, can't be having these junkie runts under MY flag

LE PEN IS A FASCIST

>>74010799
You know, someone was saying in /brit/ the other day that they sleep in their foreskin. Imagine that lol.

>public bathroom
>rub my penis on the towels rub my penis on the towels

CANNOT be arsed

>>74010822
because fuck you thats why

>>74010759
>must maintain rather than grow back
How do you do that?

>>74010652
I wanted to go east coast USA because I thought the flights would be cheaper since it's closer, I'll look at some Canadian flights

>>74010664
I got about £5,000, I get £90/week for PIP and then my parents give me money too. I'll tell them the truth, I'm going camping.

>>74010671
I'll look at it, but I'm too autistic to work with people

could use my foreskin as a boat sail

vote MRLP

like to extend my foreskin into a whip to slap my bollocks around

vote BTLO

>>74010885
I unironically 100% would but they've never stood in my.constituency

>>74010415
>>74010545
link me, please
>>74010885
Men Really Love Poop?

cheated my way past the level and now i have no motivation to continue
bad game design

cheated on the gf again lads

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*opens the financial times*
*flips to the stock indexes*
ah..hmm.. very nice, very nice

>>74010563

1500 calories a day isn't much at all if you're camping, and if you're impaired energy-wise you'll probably have shittier decision making skills. Chances are, you'll make some dumb decisions and get in a really bad situation

>>74010971

>Corbyn would create four (4) new public holidays
Vote Labour

>>74010868

where have you camped before

>>74010837
shave regularly

will create my own political party and advocate
>five (5) new public holidays
vote for me