>be American >go to restaurant >order burger for $2

$500 seems stingy.

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>>74004307
>be me, an American
>go to restaurant
>pay for 8 dollar meal
>dont give a single dollar out
>tfw

seriously, what happens if you don't tip in restaurants in america?

>>74004378
get shot

>>74004378
Nothing happens

>>74004378

Come back again and you get the secret spit sauce.

>>74004378
people probably look at you like you're an asshole

>be op
>go out
>french director offers you to shot a gay porn scene for 40 €
>do it
>go back home

>>74004683
>be you
>wake up
>mum reminds you that you are 32 years old and still living with her
>go to the beach and sell watermelons
>go home

>>74004727
>be swede
>be mad that someone is getting ripped for doing a gay scene
>realize that dick sucking is your favorite hobby.