>be American
>go to restaurant
>order burger for $2
>pay $500 on tips
$500 seems stingy.
>>74004307
>be me, an American
>go to restaurant
>pay for 8 dollar meal
>dont give a single dollar out
>tfw
seriously, what happens if you don't tip in restaurants in america?
>>74004378
get shot
>>74004378
Nothing happens
>>74004378
Come back again and you get the secret spit sauce.
>>74004378
people probably look at you like you're an asshole
>be op
>go out
>french director offers you to shot a gay porn scene for 40 €
>do it
>go back home
>>74004683
>be you
>wake up
>mum reminds you that you are 32 years old and still living with her
>go to the beach and sell watermelons
>go home
>>74004727
>be swede
>be mad that someone is getting ripped for doing a gay scene
>realize that dick sucking is your favorite hobby.