/brit/

>>74000372
bill nye has a tv show again? he's always stricken me as looking like he has a wasting disease of some sort`

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tfw no gf

unironically wouldn't mind being a janny haha

have nothing better to do with my day

>>74000392
you fit the requirements.

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get angry at silly left nonsense all the time, every day. I'm becoming such a rorke

me bumming a yank
http://i.4cdn.org/an/1492639051804.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/an/1492639051804.webm
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love pints

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>Man losing control over his consciousness and giving in to primal unconscious desire.

>>74000404
hate the ocean

>>74000396
i heard they actually take it very seriously and i can understand why

not sure i can handle the responsibility

>>74000386
I was never a huge fan of him because in middle school all the teacher did was show Bill Nye videos in class. Got tired of it.

If we're gonna talk educational programming, NOVA on PBS has always been GOAT.

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Indians frankly make me nauseous and the mere thought that I unknowingly converse with them and treat them as human beings on boards without flags has me sick.

>>74000404
why are little things so aggressive?
like those fish that climb up your dickhole or bugs that scuttle into your ears

imagine a huge tapeworm living in side of you

>>74000435
apparently the mods are cunts that will treat you like a runt too.

>>74000401
just ignore it

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>>74000404

Anyone else here fantasize about killing their roommate

>>74000401
Just join Britain First.

>>74000459
no only my mum and others I care for

Swedes frankly make me nauseous and the mere thought that I unknowingly converse with them and treat them as human beings on boards without flags has me sick.

>>74000444
i never heard of bill nye until reddit got big

>>74000404
the fuck is that

>>74000459
no only Tony Blair

>>74000455
>>74000470
i dont know who to believe
reckon a good compromise is making cross statements on anonymous imageboards

>>74000459
hmm not really

leafs are only one small margin better than swedes

got asked to leave the club by a bouncer after i slapped a middle aged woman who i was flirting with on the ass after she told me she had to leave to make a phone call

Thailad seems to know a lot about being a janny on 4chan...

>>74000513
this

perhaps he's our denizen janny

>>74000488
me bumming a yank (you)

>>74000504
>i dont know who to believe
sounds like a plan
>>74000513
I spoke to one last year. (or a great pretender)

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>denizen

wonder what my willy head looks like after 23 years of phimosis

>>74000581
23 years? christ mate cut off the foreskin, let it breath

How does phimosis even happen

>mfw slept with a 10/10 Scottish chick.

Feels good giving her that averaged sized nonwhite dick

>>74000593
yeah you'd like that wouldn't you Shmuel

>>74000608
When the penis foreskin kind of get stuck in the penis head

>>74000616
Show yfw nigger faggot

>>74000608
Side effect of being a virgin

Feel like I need to drastically alter my life, lads.

>>74000634
sounds like paraphimosis

>>74000655
I'm a virgin and my penis is very healthy

>>74000673
Proofs

>>74000659
suicide is the answer

The jews are clever about circumcision;

>>74000682
*Posts image of giant black cock*

hi all
just got to the thread
will post again once ive got to the bottom of the thread with any notes i take

Watching the second Louis Theroux doc about Jimmy Savile. Prurient and salacious but still not very illuminating imo.

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>>74000616
>>74000646
Sorry

Going to sleep lads, may God bless us all

just bummed a yank after convincing him i was a scottish lass. dumb cunt had no idea haha

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>watch an Adam Curtis documentary once

>>74000726
actually god doesn't exist

>>74000743
*burps*

>>74000743
So may whatever you believe bless you champ, have a nice breakfast

just finished reading the thread
didnt take any notes
off now laters
have a good one
*looks around furtively*
since your dads not here, have a good two, but dont tell anyone

>>74000673
virgin twat

>>74000758
swear rick and morty barely ever touches on religion

>>74000762
Have a good night. Thanks for the (you)

>>74000767
Virgin shaming is wrong

dont think ive ever listened to a whole beatles album which is odd because you can't cross the road here without encountering beatles stuff

Doing a chill lads

https://youtu.be/sNp7jL91RaM

My dad works at Nintendo and he said that Elon called him for tips to beat Pikmin 2 and that he was a real dummy.

>>74000762
if god existed then we would have found him with our telescopes by now

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*heems*

So what did you guys think of Bill Nye's new show?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492995340822.webm

>>74000837
loved pikmin 2

>>74000861
Pikmin has been consistently good

Might just stay up now

>>74000894
dont care about leaf opinions

business idea: a pornograph, but not shit

>>74000916
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492977302765.webm

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>>74000858
wow

she almost had a point until "empowerment of women"

>>74000936
Justice is a spook
all anyone "deserves" is an inevitable death

>>74000858
Literally nothing wrong with what she said

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTCOnxnWsjYiFByBqTJbLOw

VERY interesting youtube channel lads

Fucking hate yanks.

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>>74001000
kot

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>>74001015
>>74001025

Hi.

>>74001015
Even me..?

>>74000182
>No, I don't vote for the party that represents my politics
It's not about winning, it's about being heard. If the mainstream parties see that the UKIP policies of anti-mass immigration and multiculturalism are becoming popular, they'll bend towards those policies too.

The small parties are like a marketplace of ideas, the bigger parties will buy from that marketplace when they more votes. Any party that lives for long NEEDS to bend to the will of the people otherwise it shan't survive.

>>74000390
not me haha fresh out of those feels

actually wait let me check out back
*walks out to back of store*
*realises I in fact have a large abundance of no gf feels and no gf*

hmmmm

>>74001085
>replying to an hour old post

theory: life is pain death is peace god is evil satan is good

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counter-hypothesis: pain is good

>>74000372
whatever happened to caraposter?

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me tomorrow morning after drinking too much alcohol and not enough water

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BACK FROM MY MORNING RUN

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me and my brit friend

>>74001085
Voting for parties that have no chance of winning in your constituency is a sure fire way to make sure your voice isn't heard.

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>>74001185
you could drink some water then

>>74001195
I WISH I COULD RUN SOMETIMES

>>74001204
me the friend

>>74001085
>>74001210
>mfw australia doesn't have this issue because of superior preferential voting

>>74000858
does this woman honestly believe her own bullshit? i can't help but think she's an actor meant to make feminists look bad

*calls 999 hundreds of times in a short space of time*

why you ask? to waste their time? haha oh no! I would never do such a thing considering how much I honestly value them and their service and selfless commitment to their community. I would NEVER trick them into some wild goose chase for the sake of a 'lulzy' phone call

oh no!

oh ho no!! haha! that call is very much based in reality. a reality ... that you ... wiLL-

*HEEMS EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD*

>>74001210
That's completely false. The reason we had a referendum on EU membership in the first place was because UKIP was successful (in getting votes at least) and the Tories wanted appeal their voters.

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>thinking your votes matter

>>74001248
shan't be reading a single word of this.

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ICH BIN EIN CIA
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492731240043.webm

>>74001252
This doesn't have any relevance to what I said. If you vote for UKIP in Orkney it's a wasted vote. If you vote for them in Clacton it wouldn't be.

the girnrnick

>>74001314
It does have relevance tho, UKIP won only one seat but had a major influence in the calling of a brexit referendum

got loads of assignments but just want to play video games lads

>>74001314
>If you vote for UKIP in Orkney it's a wasted vote. If you vote for them in Clacton it wouldn't be.
thats only with hindsight though, before the votes are counted whilst it may be likely X result will occur that's by no means certain. use some logic fool.

>>74001314
You're literally retarded mate.

For me it is the United Kingdom Independence Party

>>74001388
dont know this feel
t. neet

wondering about what language to learn
hmm

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>>74001410
the best fast food sandwich

>>74001390
It is absolute certainty that UKIP will not win in Orkney. You may as well wipe your arse with the ballot.

>>74001375
They didn't though. Eurosceptism has existed in the Conservative party for literal decades before UKIP ever existed. David Cameron only called the referendum to resolve this internal issue in his party.

>>74001388
just never did mine and ill probably be kicked out now
be a good lad id suggest

>>74001445
we'll all either be speaking english or chinese in a few years

woops, looks like you dropped your gay card mate

>>74001454
I thought it was more that UKIP was splitting the Conservative vote. Dave was pandering to fence sitting UKIP/Conservative leave voters.

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>>74001453
For me it is the simple fried egg and cheese sandwich

>>74001475
might've already said this on /brit/ but my uni actually has some society that gives gaycards. Since all students are gay most people carry around actual gaycards in their purses. completely changes the dynamic of the gay card gimmick

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>>74001545

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So-called "feminists" are trying to block people voting for a woman.

She would be the first female president of France.

Let that sink in.

>>74001445
spanish or mandarin give you the most travel options
german or french is probably the easiest to start with

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When you fart a bit of your soul escapes.

Prove me wrong.

You can have

A) a short, fat gf with big tits and a big arse
B) a tall, slightly underweight gf with the absolute flattest tits and arse

Considering ALL other factors to be equal, which would you rather?

>>74001634
So?

>Let that sink in.
reddit

>>74001720
B)

>>74001720
tall and skinny

mates cant dig into me if she's not a porker

NEETs

My dad would tell me about his deadbeat friends growing up in the 60s who would ditch or drop school to do drugs whose story would end with moving out and entering a factory or lumber yard or something, and this is how their story would end. Losers then would just plug themselves into a low-wage dead-end job and that's that, but now every deadbeat I know is a NEET. Really, a lot of people I knew who were just low-average or overly anxious are NEETs as well.

>>74001720
short

just wouldn't feed the bitch

>>74001733
Australia is reddit: the country

>>74001739
>getting a gf based off what your mates will think vs what you want

Having a very small howl at you mate

what's the male version of a coal burner? A coal...mixer?

>>74001776
an aeropress

>>74001764
>wanting a hog for a gf

The Tories forever shall remain a party of the landed aristocrats, monarchs, and capital class. They've pulled the wool over the eyes of the people who should despise them thinking that they're just temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Work hard and you too can gain the affluence and wealth of those who have kept it in the family for generations or stolen it from other nations.

Seeing a tall girl at the moment

>>74001776
A mud mixer. Bob ross used to joke about it all the time.

>And nobody wants to be a mud mixer *chuckle*

>>74001720
how fat are we talking
either way fat can be lost

>>74001808
Not about him picking either option mate, it's why

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>You don't want to look like a whale-humping runt when you're out and about with your hog gf?
>Having a very small howl at you mate

we should just kill the poor and let that be the end of it.

>>74001809
The alternative being champagne socialists I think the people made the right choice

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yesterday's updates
incredibly interesting that the cat's actually properly visible, definitely not a figment of his imagination

>>74001828
*kills you*

>>74001821
Consider them to be equally distant standard deviations away from the mean weight

>>74001826
Would have said the same thing if you had picked B m8

>/brit/
reddit

>>74001850
>>74001857
>>74001859
Double snap

need my boipussy bred lads

>>74001865
post toot

>>74001857
You said fat and slightly underweight

>>74001865
bit gay

>>74001746
jobs aren't as easy to get now

>>74001876
Both of them being terms for being either above or below the mean weight, what don't you get paddy?

>>74001840
every now and then i get a bit jealous of are tim
doesn't have to work, has infinite free time to pursue his art and hobbies
but then again he's off his rocker so I'm quite okay for now

>>74001891
What money does Tim live off?

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Did the mental irishman step into the train tracks then or was it all for show

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>>74001838

Going to work in a bit

Going to try to use a holiday and a sickday this week

Just not feeling it

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dare me to do 10 push ups

dont engage it

>>74001927
I dare you to do 7 sit ups

>>74001927
dont bother desu

>>74001886
That's not one standard deviation descriptors

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>>74001940
ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ

>>74001919
*engages*

>>74001937
just watch me

>>74001927
i double dare you to do them
..but wait
BOY push ups

>>74001891
You'd just lay about watching telly and drinking skol mate

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>>74001915
>"re"-nationalise health care (implying privatisation is a bad thing)
>nationalise railways
>de-arm the nuclear program
>refuses to say he'd take action against ISIS
>explicitly says he'd take action against Assad
>free higher education

I'll explain why in a bit if you even still care but I gotta catch a bus home from work.

Also it is here, do not reply.

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Wish I wasn't so anxious all the time.

>>74001891
yeah he seems to have a very comfy life
i'd say he's a bit lonely but he actively chooses to ignore people on facebook, and instead seems to prefer the company of just his bears

>>74001919
*replies*

>>74001980
In the pocket of the Jews then

>>74001904
bio oil money

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the Alt-Right endgame
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493015311031.webm

wonder if tim wanks

mental how much yanks care about 11/9
you don't hear us going on about the lindt cafe

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>11/9

NEVER FORGET THE LINDT CAFE

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No more videogames
No more wanking
No more junk food
No more coke
No more weed
And...No more... /brit/....
So long
*Presses the little x in the top right corner*

Shower time

Wonder if I should wear slim fit jeans and my pink hoodie to work today?

>>74002006
>>74001958
Thanks

>>74002035
They literally made a 9/11 museum featuring individual tributes to all the victims inc their life stories

>>74002060
A shame then... that you'll never see this (you)

I've nowhere NEAR finished my poo but I have to stop or I'll be late for work

>>74002060
haha see you tomorrow

Communism will prevail

>>74001983
my doc has me on hydroxyzine for my anxiety

works wonders

maybe you can ask your doc for some

>>74002060
A shame then... that you'll never see this (you)

Fun fact: The landfill they took all the WTC debris to included some human remains. Which were then mixed into what was used to pave roads and fill potholes.

NYC has literal 9/11 victims remains embedded within it's roads.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/9-11-remains-fill-potholes-worker-claims-article-1.214487

>>74002103
Doctors in the UK are very reluctant to hand out drugs

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>>74002060
don't believe

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wish my GP could give me something to stop my breathing

>>74002103
>>74002114
>go to yank doctor
>feel a bit sad because my dog died.
>10 different kinds of powerful medication.

>go to Brit doctor
>depressed to the verge of suicide
>Prescription note saying "just be yourself x"

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>>74002114
tell the doc your yank friend in /brit/ takes it and it works great for him

>>74002149
how bout this?
*heems your adam's apple*

>>74002063
alri lad

>>74002149
*gives u chlorophyll*

haha now u can photosynthesise xx

*writes you a prescription for a .44 cal hot lead injection straight to the third eye*

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I'm completely lost for meaning in the world

>>74002163
not really

most doctors won't prescribe serious drugs for people who have/had addiction problems which sadly is the case with a lot of people

a drug like xanax is virtually impossible to get

>>74002212
the meaning of life is to give life meaning x
>>74002222
It wasn't like I was exaggerating or anything.

whose this little furry fuck?
*heems your dog*

me and my psychologist agree theres no helping me

>>74002269
sounds like time and money well spent.

>>74002269
you tried being yourself mate?

who's this little furry heem?
*fucks your dog*

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bit warm

>>74002269
>psychologist
you're getting jewed

>>74002298
dont actually have a self
just a shell
>>74002280
medicare covered a fair bit at least

>>74002324
Dont care about your life in thailand

Post in /thai/ if youwanna blog about it

>>74002332
>medicare covered a fair bit at least
still tax money though init, these people aren't cheap.

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>>74002336
DO NOT tell me what to do.

>>74002341
ive never paid tax

>>74002354
why do asian girls look so weird
they're like corgis, they're cute but very eerie

>>74000372
fuck science and scientists.
they are useless parasites

>>74002354
Fuck off ypu attention seeking cretin.

>>74002373
me too

le pen and drumpf are fascists

>>74002222
It really isn't hard at all in the US, they're gagging to sell it. Also thailad my doctor in the UK jumped at the chance to give me SSRIs but I said no way

>>74002373
ok, well if you ever get round to it, consider the amount of useless twats getting their share for doing fuck all.
>>74002381
don't know how to answer this
>>74002410
or wot, or wot, or wot, or wot, or wot, or wot, or wot?

crazy innit rnate

>>74002458
Or ill call you out and make you get all sad and defensive about your internet persona like yesterday

>>74002488

hmm, this gimmick frustrates me for some reason

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just started raining

>>74002491
Crack on pal

>>74002497
>>74002488
haha

Why are Russians so good looking? Of all the three people I know who were adopted from Russia and raised by Americans, every single one is tall and has sculpted facial features.

>>74002540
Well 3 is a good sample size of over 200million people

Thinkin bout testicular torsion

>>74002540
think this is very far from the case irl - they're quite short and have very rounded features compared to other europeans

Also now thinkin about testicular torsion

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>>74002528
bullshit it doesn't rain in arsefartia

>>74002453
SSRIs aren't hard to get its the good stuff

>>74002626
It does Im in Geelong right now and its raining right on my head

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Why is the American face more masculine than the others?

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breakfast lads you?

i, too, am now thinking about testicular torsion

Currently in Geelong
Some fucking dunce is standing out in the rain on his phone
Pouring right on his head it is

>>74002637

In America the good stuff is easy, in the UK ITS HRD BUT THEY HARDLY GIVE YOU A NOT, SSRIs are powerful stuff

>left capslock on after UK and not retyping that shit

>>74002648
This looks like something I would snake out a drainage pipe.

fucking hell lads i need to go to bed earlier

utterly knackered on my way to work

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>>74002668
>work

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>>74002638

>>74002666
ssris did nothing to me so maybe i just have a stronger brain

>>74002639
because your brain has been tricked by constant US films and TV perhaps? because its an amalgamation of Europeans in reality perhaps? who knows, ask an expert not us.

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>>74002639
perhaps because we're the greatest

>>74002691
I will take a picture of myself when I get in Im fucking drenched. It's pissing it down rn.

This is NOT okay

Got the week off work.

No plans.

>>74002710
can confirm it rains down under, went through a waist deep flood near port maquarie and Melbourne pissed down for nearly 2 weeks when there.

>>74002708
perhaps this

>>74002705

Ah-ha-ha yes, yes! Dodge the question Brit, but I'm sure you can pierce the veil of artificial masculinity standards and see that the anglo, Iranian, and American are the most masculine.

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me
the bread represents life

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>>74002740
Me last week. Due at my desk in 40 mins.

>>74002748
>Iranian
Aren't they manlets?

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>>74002757
Mine is much more manageable.

shaved the pubes
much better
willy looks bigger

>>74002777
post pics

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thunder

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Oh dear

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>>74002818
>two pedals

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>>74002813
now do aus

>>74002818
Lick it slave!!

>>74002814
where?

every time a thunderstorm hits i stand outside holding up a silver spoon in the hopes that i'll get hit by lightning

>shares up 3.2% this morning

thanks Macron

>>74002832
Why would you need more than two pedals on the passenger side?

>>74002834
Alri Phimo la

>>74002842
You raise a fair question

>>74002834
Can't be arsed lad. I was thinking other people would run with it if I did the first one desu.

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By Jove, I speak so little that when I somehow get roped into real conversations I can't help but sounding like a literal retard. My mouth and tongue are so unused to animated speaking that I will get the accent of a genuine Autist. It happened today.

>>74002862
haha look at him go

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>>74002838
mum says i can't say

>>74002862
it shows in this post

getting my daily dose of protein powder milkshake

going to the doctor soon! x

>>74002879
Yes, yes, the virgin writing style.

Anyone here that can say that they speak less than 100 or even 50 words a week aloud?

>>74002905
reminds me, what became of that lung cancer twat

>>74002924
Parents probably revoked his internet privileges.

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>>74002862
haha
>so anon, what do you think?
>well i, uh, you know, i just, er, sorry did you say what do I think? well. uh, hmmmm

>Anyone here that can say that they speak less than 100 or even 50 words a week aloud?
no cunt

>>74000822
Poor kid.

I've spoken more words than that alone in my house this morning sunshine.

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>"so what do you do for work now?"

>>74002842
jej

dark out
windows open
smells like rain
thunder

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>got a gf anon
>n-no
>that's good i like seeing a happy man haha
>h-ha yeah

>>74002978
I've done that as a child. It doesn't kill you.

>shame

>United Nations Elects Saudi Arabia to Women’s Rights Commission

the un is a joke

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dont feel very good

>>74003025
>>74003025
>>74003025
>>74003025

Early new because fuck you

protein wanker loves his fucking protein

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cornfy rn

>>74003033
bellsniff

ill use it anyway

I was first in line to inherit my father's title and lands in the Hebrides, but alas, the bagpipe whose melody is my own crying voice--its threads be torn by the relentless growth of mine own cells. Oh, a prince such as I to be doomed to such a quick end.

thread choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN7HQrgakZU