Would you fight for your country if a superior military invaded it?

lol no

lol não

>>73994945
Ye

>>73994949
your ancestors are ashamed of you

The most hardship I've had to deal with was being in a hospital for a week and not having a stable Wi-Fi. I have zero free will. So I have to assume that I won't be able to dodge the draft, but also won't be able to so anything like fighting. So yes and no.

>>73994945
Who's attacking and why?

would fight for this country pre-ww2
not this shitty husk of a country

>>73994945
>USA
>invaded by superior military

I think we'll be the ones doing the invading son

>>73994945
No, because nukes will do the fighting.
Not like there's any superior military anyway.

>>73995443
This

>>73994945
>country

Maybe.

>>73994945
depends who invades

>>73995460
This, I'd probably kill murricans though desu.

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Of course. Dying for my country is the maximum honour.

Yes, but depends on who's invading.

>>73995443
Assuming that I have the full capability to fight and I have a choice in the matter, I wouldn't.

>>73995518
>>73995629
hmmmm

really makes you think

i wanna die so yes i will be the first one

>>73994945
Superior millitary whould nuked and not superior too.

>>73995783
Why not living for a country?

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>>73995920
That's... what I'm doing right now.

>>73995920
It's not so much dying for your country, but for making others die for theirs.

not for my country, but for justice

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>>73994945
I secretly fantasize that russia invades my country and that I commit would various guerrilla actions from my cottage in the nothern woods of canada in the comfy winter. I would then take pictures of my deeds and post them on this mogolian basket weaving board under the tripcode "The Leaf" until my autism is noticed by the russian forces and dealt with accordingly. /k/ would then hail me as their equivalent to zyzz for years to come.

>>73996129
The first thing an invading country would do in a full scale invasion in this day and age would be cutting out all major power sources and EMP'ing population centers, no Wi-Fi for you.

>>73995725
Truly this is what unites us as a nation.

>>73995711
We're invading. gonna finish what we started in 1776.

>>73996182
My cottage is of the grid, producing its own electricity through solar panels and a gas fed generator. I have satellite internet in case of emergency shitposting which is probably what they would use to track me down and end my retardation.

I have thought this out to the smallest detail.

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>>73994945
>superior

>>73994945
fuck yeah. I hope I am drafted so I can kill some gook motherfuckers in NK. LETS DO IT BOYS.

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>>73994949
Why should I fight my new ally?

>>73996282
why would they be near your cottage?

seems retarded to send men to wander in the wild rather than having them attack strategic points

>>73996282
>>73996724
This, why would a well-organized army send soldiers in the middle of nowhere? A few people in the middle of nowhere pose absolutely bo threat and they would only need to attack cities to take control of Canada.

>>73995861
Lmao

>>73996724
>>73996775
I would come to them. Guerrilla warfare is neither passive or defensive.

It's literally between Russia or America invading us and I suppose China, maybe. But they don't really need the military to invade us now do they. I always think of the Americans invading us as living as a yankee or dying as a Canadian patriot. As much as I never want to be American would I rather be dead? As far as the russians go, the fuckin afghanis defeated both the russians and the Americans so I'm sure we could fuckin do it.

>>73997354
>burgers invade leafs
>nothing changes

>>73997354
we'd steamroll you 2bh. seal team 6 could take down your whole country.

Fight directly? Probably not, but I would help whatever I can.

>>73997054
What makes you think 1 person can do anything against an organized army and get away with it?

>>73995507
what's different now? you have no lgbt no sjw no shitskins.

would you kill other anons knowing that they are your /int/ friends?

>>73997388
We should poison every fresh water lake in the country if you ever invade desu

>>73997509
when we capture all the shitposting leafs we will throw them off the plane

>>73997606
But will you shoot us first?

>>73997471
Never said I was getting away with it.

>>73997701
So your plan is to attack an organized army and die a very quick and painful death with almost no impact on the army in question?

Yes. It would probably be p*kis on behalf of Chinese. We'd fuck their asses as usual.

Yes. I'd die if necessary

>>73997732
Have you learned nothing of vietnam?

>>73997868
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!

I'd sincerely fucking die for France a thousand times if needed

>>73997938
You will be deployed in Algeria

>>73998075
Then it will be ratonnade everyday until God decides that I should start eating the dandelions from the roots desu

US will never be invaded by an army

But I will invade Canada on my own

>>73998123
Can I join you? I am close to Detroit so it will be a blitzkrieg.

>>73994945
hasta la muerte

>>73994945
lol no

I'd totally be ok if Switzerland invaded. Any other country and I'd grab my AR

venceremos

>>73998123
>>73998208
Got room for a third?

>>73997929
VIVA LA PATRIA CARAJO, MACRI PUTO!!!

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>hate life
>too coward for suicide
why the fuck not

>>73995518
It's about right, you are dumb enough to invade yourself.

I would probably work as an engineer on fighter aircrafts, given my background. So I wouldn't fight per say.
But if I was conscripted to fight I would. I would probably end up shooting any liberal faggots on my team first.

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>>73998556
>be french
>surrender to yourself

>>73998556
Kinda rude Tbh

>>73998611
>flag
it is quite likely that australia will invade you at some point

>>73998556
We already did that.

>>73998679
I am Australian, so I have already invaded. :^)

My previous post was in reference to me fighting for glorious nation of Australia.

>>73998556
With the civil war, we already kinda did that

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>>73998771
kek, i thought you were in the papua army
so you are in australia and you can connect to their wifi?

Same than >>73995507

>>73994945
If that means civil war then yes.

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>>73994945
Non. Au revoir les pay-bays.

>>73998875
No. I'm actually in png working.

>>73998875
>Papua army
>a few hundred loinclothed """"warriors""""" and a surprisingly old shaman

lol

>Israel
yes
>USA
no, I would watch it burn

>>73998975
oy vey

>>73998925
I'll help

>>73998946
The army has lost a lot of its weapons because they get stolen and sold. Also PNG natives grow weed and sell it to Indonesia for guns and ammo. Not to mention all the homemade shotguns everyone has.
I think PNG is armed more heavily than regular Australians by a fair margin. My subcontractor got offered to buy an Uzi by some poor villager last year.

>>73999157
I didn't know that. Thanks for the insight.

Depending on the condition of the Uzi and price, I'd have def bought it.

Not swede by ethnicity but this country has given me opportunity so hell yeah

>>73996697
underrated

If aliens decided to attack earth yeah I would fight, and win.

Yeah I'm a nerd, yes I wear a tin foil hat when I want to enhance certain signals, and yes aliens are fucking around on this planet.

:P

Yes. I would fight for Jersey, Aus or NZ.

>>73994945
no, true enemy is always inside the country. we must kill them first before invasion happens.

>>74000505
I'm calling the military to flag you as a terrorist.

>>73994945
No.

>>73994945
>superior military
uhh, who?

>>73994945 (OP)
>superior military
uhh, who?

>>74000601
A union of the rest of the entire world vs the United States of America (god bless)

Dual citizen here:
>USA
No
>Ireland
Yes

No. Would collaborate with the invaders for own personal gain as well.
Im not gonna die while Mohammed and Anna-Marie stay at home and campaign for more open borders and live off my taxes.

>>74000622
nice try.

>>74000622 (You)
nice try.

>>73994945
No

Fuck no.

If the government doesn't trust me with a gun during peacetime, then don't expect me to use one during wartime.

>>73994945

>implying there is one

>>73998556

We tried it once but it was pretty boring.

>>74000663
comic gold.
>>74000749
They don't trust me with guns either.

I'm already a reservist, I would be obligated to serve no matter what.
Depending on how bad the odds are I might not be too thrilled about it, but I would never desert when my friends depend on me to do my job.

>>74000847
Why not fampai? You been to prison?

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>>73994945

Yes

>>74000875
several involuntary psychiatric holds.

>>74000912
Edgy, what for?

>>74000898
Would you fight for your country if they needed you to help take back the Falklands?

>>74000923
Nothing that warranted an involuntary psychiatric hold.

As to the original crime which started all the bullshit, I've just about paid my time in having been on probation for a couple years. Don't ask.

>>74000943

He'd be stupid to. The British curb stomped the fuck out of them the last time they tried it.

>>74000976
>Don't ask.
Well when you say this I can't help but ask, nigga. What happened?

>>74001018
I robbed a bank and stashed $10 million in a field of oranges in California.

>>73994945
ofc no

>>73994945
No.

>It would be most likely Russia
>defend against nukes

Wut?

>>73998556
Amerisharts BTFO

Depends on which country invaded and if we have allies abroad.

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>>73994945
YES

>>74000505
This

>>74002556
Good lad. Keep Ivan out

>>74000454
What a reddit post

>>74003140
Never been to reddit. You're doing something that we call projecting.

>>74003140
How can you tell he's a reddit user?

>>74003175
>emoticon
>reddit spaces
>lol im such a nerd

>>74003206
So you spend alot of time on reddit?

>>74003224
t. reddit

>>74003249
>>74003224
>>74003206
>>74003175
>>74003173
holy shit shut up all of you

>>74003249
You didn't answer the question.
t. your superior.

>>74003264
Don't tell us what to do faggot

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>>74003293

>>73994945
Lol no.
I have given up on this nation and the people. Not worth saving.
inb4 angry neckbeards

>>74003794
I will probably just shoot the first instructor, when they draft me and I cant flee.
3 years of cozy prison and later being praised as one of the heroes that resisted nationalism and militarism is better than eating dirt in Estonia.
Also with all the young German men gone me and the migrants will have a good time taking care of all the poor women.

Would most likely be useless, but I'll try.

>>73994945
Of course. Any Swedish man would say the same.