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a french, british and german thread

invited the USA
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Messi is the GOAT
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What country is the baby?
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>>73987519
the middle east and africa
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Hello what is your favorite thing about America?
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>>73987519
Canada
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>>73987519
The EU hahahahahahaha
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>>73987406
Dayum. Ted Danson was some handsome motherfucker. More like Chad Danson, amirite?
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>>73987554
The language, but not the dialect
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>>73987554
Movies and nature
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>>73987684
Steve Guttenberg is the prettiest one
Danson looks like a caveman
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Literally THE most powerful and influential nations in history.
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>>73987519
U S A
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>>73987406
>French people laugh about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o26ZfGu5vaI
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>>73987554
Freedom
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>>73987554
>Hello what is your favorite thing about America?

pre Immigration Act America
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>>73987554
>>73987554
why are you poisoning yourselves?
http://www.delish.com/food/g3654/toxic-american-foods-that-have-been-banned-around-the-world
>arsenic in poultry
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>>73987554
Cartoons
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>>73987769
>the prettiest one
>the prettiest
>prettiest
Why are you frogs always so gaaaay
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>>73987892
Same...
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You should have voted for Fillon!

-_-
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>>73988568
I'm sure you dpn't even know this man
Fillon is a thief
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>>73988888
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>>73988888
si hei
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hei
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>>73988888
frosk
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>>73988888
you just achieved the biggest achievement of your life with this post
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An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back. This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Frenchman was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly.

The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Englishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.

The Englishman smiled and said, "Tie the Frenchman to my back."
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What are your opinions on this photograph?
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>>73988888
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>>73989166
hmmmmm
hmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmm


really made me think
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>>73989105
>"Tie the Frenchman to my back."
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>>73989105
topfuckingkek
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>>73989166
Mars is rightful German clay
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>>73989105
>"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
>You are from a most beautiful part of the world
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>>73989105
Worth the read
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>>73988888
rend les quints
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>>73988888
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Honestly,only post in the other thread,and when that one's full,switch to this one.
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>>73989105
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>>73989105
>"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world."

This joke is hilarious desu, to bad it went on after this line
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>be amerifat
>by a stroke of luck, all your genes come from Britain, Germany, and mostly France
>tfw you're the descendant of all 3 countries in this thread combined
Whoa...
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is le poo going to win
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>>73991863
>tfw you're the descendant of all 3 countries in this thread combined
Good for you, son.
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>>73991863
>tfw descendant of Poland
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>>73993130
But Germany, I don't want to commit suicide
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>>73993213
>two years ago i met an american.
>he said me his family was from poland
>asked what his last name is
>it's low german, literally meaning tall/big house
>tell him that low german was spoken in prussia
>made him very very happy
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>>73993248
>not wanting to fucking off yourself
Can't have much german in you then.
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>>73993431
>even cuck central NRW was technically prussia
Heh, poor guy. You duped him well. Let's hope he never finds out.
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>>73993213
>be French-American
>tfw bestest ally Polish-American is in this thread
What a coincidence.

>>73993442
Well yes you are correct on that, especially when alot of them got baguette'd along the way. My English grandmother got baguette'd as well.
It seems French males like to fuck strangers.
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>>73993431
Our family name is very Polish, tbqh.
>>73993628
VERY nice.
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>>73993431
That's oddly nice.
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>>73987838
>Someone ever laughing at this

honestly i never understood how people could find this funny
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>>73989105
rude desu
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>>73989105
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strange how there are no english-americans
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Bonjour
hello
*autistic yelling*
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>>73995049
I have a theory that, after a certain time period, English diaspora migrated to places in the Commonwealth but not America, since I suppose it was cheaper for them to go to some place like Canada, New Zealand, or Australia. America was a haven for Englishmen for a long time until up to some point where they stopped migrating here.
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>>73987554
the founding fathers/enlightenment thinkers
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>>73987406
>invited the USA
thats sweet of you guys. i promise i wont ameribear your thread <3
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>>73995049
really? i thought most whites here were english. like i am. my whole family and lots of my friends too.
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>>73995049
the south is english
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>>73987554
It's far away
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>>73996187
Not all of us

t. Louisiana
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>>73996187
try again hunny im from new ENGLAND and that is not the south. this is where every anglo in america is located
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>>73995049
I live in the southern Appalachia and most people here are English-American. They just call themselves American, but they're all white and have English surnames.
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Could I pass as French, German, or English?
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>>73997479
Quintessential Frenchman.
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>>73993529
>LOW German (= PLATT)
>NRW
This guy is most likely from Niedersachsen, the second-most stupid German federal state (after NRW).
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>>73997479
Eastern Germany: no
All the rest: yes
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>>73987725
Care to elaborate?
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>>73997479
CHI
Also no, maybe as a Turk or something but any of those other nationalties you'd be laughed at.
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>>73987406
>get millions of white people killed in world wars

The nukes were dropped on the wrong targets
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>>73987554
the illusion of freedom
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>>73989105
the frenchman could only take 5 lashes before the whip went through and the englishman was taken away crying loudly "oi blimey cunt cor"
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>>73989458
>>73989105
>>You are from a most beautiful part of the world
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Share with me /fug/ edits guys
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COME BACK
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make this poo go away and stop samecunting
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I won't let you die.
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>>74003070
moi non plus
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morning boys
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Morning mate
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>>73995049
because being WASP is the default in america so people don't feel the need to clarify they are "english/british-american", self-identification on censuses varies so anglo-americans are likely to put themselves down as "american" becuase they are of WASP heritage andf they percieve "american" as being primarily WASP. or if they have an ancestor not of english heritage, "mixed european". german, mexican and irish heritage for example are so prevalent on censuses because the majority of their populations in america came in clusters and during/after the 1840s, so they are less likely to be mixed.


also anti-british sentiment is an undercurrent in american culture so they naturally don't feel pride in being british by heritage and identify more with the original settlers and/or revolutionaries than their ancestors in europe.

t. lad with autism
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>>74004304
i've not kept up with the french eletions bar seeing people comment on it

are /our girls/ done for?
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>>74004788
There always were done for, there wasnt anyway they could manage it.
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>>74004788
They're not out. They're in a better than ever position however. It's gonna need a lot of hardwork to go against the insane propaganda, b ut I believe in her
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>>74004852
Heil Hitler!
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sad that this thread is on such life support
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>>74005665
not on my watch
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dreamt i was a guard on some military base
i started with some sort of AUG but it transformed into some kind of AK and then an abortion of a thompson over the dream
was nice honestly
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>>73995049
Basically anyone white who just refers to themselves as "American" is probably English-American.

Your ancestors being English isn't cool enough nowadays, there's not enough suffering in our history to be trendy like the Irish.
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>>73996159
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>>74006434
>2000
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Kill me, Pete
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>>74006434
my theory is america hasn't been anglo-saxon since the irish famine 2bh
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>>74008940
post-war germany was a mistake
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>>74009004
>he's mad that his country is bad at football
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>>74009076
how come nips managed to make lovely emojis while krauts gave us...this ?
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>>74008940
>>74009076
L.O.L.
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>>74009114
What did you do for the world?
Oh i know, NOTHING
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That picture of the 3 white pedo faggots and the infant they molest is a perfect way to represent france,uk and germany.
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>>74009202
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>>74009228
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>>74009274
>chan4chan.com
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>>73997479
You'd make a convincing Turk
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>>74009178
akshually
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>>74009325
>froglegs
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why is german movie so shitty? compare to uk movie
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Is this the german spurdo?
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ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ konnichiwa sauerkraut-chan!!
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>>74009402
UK has the whole English speaking world as audience which includes 400 million native speakers and basically half the globe as second language

German movies are maybe watched by German speakers and then a handful of foreigners who like watching obscure movies

So the UK movies obviously have larger budgets and better actors since they will automatically have a larger audience and greater revenue
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>>74009402
basically this >>74009562

we have some good movies, but our movies have a shitty reputation even among germans themselves
when you recommend one you always have to say something like "it's a german one but good"
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How do I fit in?
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>>74009852
fit in what?
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>>74009852
by /fug/ing off
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>>74009562
>>74009752
thanks lads i liked some of tykwer's movies he know how to make movie i think
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>>74009325
I would give anything to be Eva Green's sex slave
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>>74010173
imagine being her son...
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>>74009752
>>74009562
Also it's not like the German cinema industry is flourishing. Like French cinema, it was hit very hard by the absolute scale of Hollywood after WWII but they did produce things like Metropolis, Doktor Mabuse, Das Boot more recently, or the cinema of Werner Herzog.
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Hello /fug/, how are you today?
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>>74013504
im great, thanks for asking!
and you?
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>>73987549
make it just africa
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>>73998734
>>73989458
That's not bad English. It works well in the language and is just a posh fashion.
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>>74015788
my point was that England is obviously not one of the most beautiful parts of the world.
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>>73987554
That it lets us say that the lingua frinca of our day is "American", and not "English".
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>>74015911
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
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>>74016020
Sorry, don't speak English.
Mind saying that again in American?
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>>73997479
could pass here desu.
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>>74016038
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>74015894
ok
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>>73997479
As a Portuguese immigrant living in France, yes;
As a Frenchman, probably not.
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Fell for the gf meme lads.
Will see how it goes
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>>74016082
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What are French toilets like? I know Germans have the ones that let you have a wank over your poo, and yanks have ones with water all the way up to the brim, but what do French ones look like?
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>>74017486
>What are French toilets like?
Just like any other toilets ???
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>>74017800
This. I don't think there are anything specific about French toilets.
Just something I tend to notice is that other europeans all build their toilets with a window to the outside and we tend to not do that. Same with bathrooms in general
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>>73987554
Guns and space to use them, but then you could get ATF'd///
Or maybe burgers, but then you have to tip....

DO NOT like the whole tipping thing, police warlords who WILL shoot you because they want to fuck around with you and you wont play ball, and all-powerful ABC agencies who can fuck up your life just because
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Yo fellow brits, can you give me a brief history of Britain's isolationism from the 20th century to today, and british euroscepticism ?
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>>74018051
>can you do my high school homework for me please ?
Fook off twat
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>>74017486
i prefer german toilets because i don't understand why you would want toilet water all over your ass.
We currently have a foreign toilet and i always sit at the farthest left side so my ass doesnt get splashed
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>>74018051
We like our island and think all continentals are rash and emotional
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brits r gay lol
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Anyone else feel like Erdogan will be the next Big Bad that the West will end up going against?

I feel like a conflict between a resurgent nationalist Europe and the radical Islamist world is inevitable, and Erdogan seems to be the main rising threat
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>>74018219
More like the next Afghanistan/Iraq/Lybia/Syria
For """democracy"""
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>>74018130
This.

We had a nice German toilet and replaced it with a foreign one. Now my shit first hits the angled wall at high velocity and leaves a nasty stain that takes effort to clean only to splash right into the water and wet my ass if I don't provide a cushion of toilet paper below. Clearly this is not good engineering. German toilets are way superior.
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>>74017486
Traditional African squat toilet, then a bidet to the side
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>>74018219
>Turkey
>threat
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>>74018130
>getting splashback
>ever

Either the water level is America-tier, or you have weirdly high velocity shit
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>>74007568
Kill me, Pete

>>74018113
Actually no, I don't think anyone here is qualified to help me with my homework

>>74018196
From the way I see it you're the emotional ones, "snif snof EU is too strict" ?
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>>74018355
We are proud and dont like being beholden to others
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>>74018309
they are more powerful than us you idiot
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>>74018051
>britains isolationism
Not really a thing

>eurosceptiscm
Not really a thing until the late 80s/early 90s, when the tabloids all universally started to hate the EU. The Tories also had a habit of tearing their party apart over the EU from then until now.
I reckon it comes from sharing a language with America, which gets focussed on a lot more than Europe in our culture. Also during the 80s thatcher turned the country into an neoliberal America lite economy, which also reinforced the idea that we have irreconcilable differences to Europe
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>>74018309
They're a threat to Scotland, no way they'll agree to the jocks queue-jumping them for entry to the EU
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>>74018355
>brief history
in 20th century britain wasnt isolationist at all, whether it was due to the vast trade network of the british empire or the fact that we literally pioneered globalism with yanks

british euroscepticism comes from distrust of foreigners in general and preference for english speaking people, as well as it being shown that the EU can and has failed dramatically in the past
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>>74010040
>The Wachowski brothers are now both mentally unstable he shes
I hate, but also love this timeline
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>>74018453
>Not really a thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splendid_isolation
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>>74018536
>During the late nineteenth century the foreign policy of the United Kingdom was centred around the British concept of maintaining the balance of power in Europe and to intervene if that balance was upset.
>Its secondary goal was to protect its overseas interest in the colonies and dominions, as free trade kept the Empire alive.
ah yes very isolationist
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>>74018463
The queue is a spook, majority of countries in the EU have queue jumped turkey. I don't know why the Turks still think they're ever going to be allowed in
>>
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>>74018682
>The queue is a spook

Bit racist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
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>>74018695
Jesus France, I thought the UK was centralised, is everything outside of Paris worthless?
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>>74018731
Racism is a spook
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>>74018930
Basically yes.
You don't realise how centralized France used to be (it's really better now).
It was basically Paris, and trade hubs for Paris.
We did have some things in Province but it was really small. There really is a political will to bring everything to Paris (it was at first to unify the whole country which used to have very distinct languages and cultures
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>>74019090
>it was at first to unify the whole country which used to have very distinct languages and cultures
You mean to eradicate all that wasn't Parisian and destroy other cultures and languages
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>>74018930
France is Paris, Paris is France.
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>>74018930
>L'état c'est moi!
t. Paris
Honestly, it's sad how everything non Parisian was obliterated in France
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>>74019212
No, that came later. During the Republic.
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>>74019090
Y tho? Because of the revolution?
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>>74018695
what kind of silly map is that?
It has the boprders of the 1990s but with a German Empire in it
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>>74019402
During the revolution only a third or so of the population spoke French btw.
But no, it's older than that. France always had a trouble during feudal times because of the Duchy of Aquitaine and Toulouse and many others.
By the XVIth century almost everything was centralized (after the final push of Louis XIV and Versailles)
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Probably a bit late to the party, but well done French bros! Good vote!

Btw: east France, best France?
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>>74019813
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>>74019813
It's not our fault in the south west. We have very few arabs. People don't realize the scourge they represent.
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>>74018424
>T*rkey more powerful than France
I don't fink so mate
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>>74019909
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>>74018424
how can you be so fucking dumb
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>>74019942
Me on the left
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>>74019813
>Good vote!
>not even a single good candidate in the second round
>>
If after Trump le pen wins i will start believing in /pol/s kek and his meme-magic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75oM6gTVRYM
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>>74019877
Fillon was also kinda ok?

>>74020051
>The only good candidate in the scond round

ftfy.

Anyways, sad that she will lose.
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>>74020298
>Le Pen
>good
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>>74020362
lepen herself is alright, it's the (literal) faggot philippot thats attached himself to the party that is a problem
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>>74020105
t. Earth is the centre of the universe
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>>74020958
t. Fried fish makes for an exceptional dish
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>>74021063
>fish and chips? PAH! those dirty inselaffen wouldnt know good food if it STRAFED ENGLAND
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>>74020613
I just don't support anti-EU positions desu lad
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>>74021517
you're screaming for a heeming my lad
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>>74021422
He's right you know
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>>74021570
its not "good" but its literally tasty
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>>74021517
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>>74021422
Indeed
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>>74021660
it's okay lad we love you
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>>74021788
>that gif
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>>74018196
>rash and emotional
>What is Brexit
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>>74021660
had fishnchips once and it was pretty bland...
maybe the one made in the UK is better ?
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>>74021884
fuck off
>>74021891
nah its more of a meme, just really greasy and salty
its effectively our version of mcdonalds but without all the revolting yank chemicals, more of a cultural symbol

still tastes nice if you get it from somewhere on the seafront with fresh fish though
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>>74021884
a logically sound choice to get out of a burning house

only bitter remainiacs painted brexiteers as ignorant emotional retards. most of us were pretty well informed with the pros and cons of leaving when we voted and decided getting out was the best option. "bregret" is fake news
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>>74020105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szqSd0osoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Z6Aez6T3c
Those Landsers had pretty good songs
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>>74021978
ye i want to try that some day, what are some nice paki-free coastal areas to visit ?
cornwall comes to mind
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>>74022054
>some nice paki-free coastal areas to visit ?
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>>73987838
what the fuck is this shit
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>>74022054
south coast of devon and cornwall yeah, and >>74022191 wales
north coast of devon and cornwall is better for sightseeing though, very nice place

think brixham and newlyn
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>>74022344
>>74022191
thanks lads updated my journal
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>>74021978
>>74022010
Hmmm

Currency value has plummeted
Trade agreements aren't projected to be as fruitful as they were in the ECC.
No guarantee of prosperous trade nor increase in the value of the currency.
Was there even a consideration for current EU citizen that have made lives here and Brits abroad in the EU with what will happen to them?
There was no logical reason to leave the EU other than the "hope" for a brighter future. No guarantees of any sort. The Government hadn't even planned as far as to the terms and nature of the exit.


Sure seems rash and emotional to me.
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>>74022577
>DEMAND for British manufacturing is soaring after Brexit with the industry rocketing to a two year high, according to new figures.

>The UK manufacturing industry has been boosted by Brexit, and Sterling might be next
The latest Confederation of British Industry (CBI) industrial trends survey revealed British order books are booming, despite Project Fear claiming the economy would implode if the Leave camp won the EU referendum.

>Figures show a balance of 8 per cent for February, rising from 5 per cent in January and 0 per cent in December – representing a 24 month peak.

>The jump was led by demand in the mechanical engineering and metal production sectors, leading to the highest balance since February 2015.

>CBI chief economist Rain Newton-Smith said: "Stronger demand and production is good news for UK manufacturers.”

>Forecasters are expecting the surge to continue for the next three months, with 43 per cent of the 461 manufacturers surveyed expecting a jump in production and output – which could lead to a balance of 33 per cent.

>Just 10 per cent are anticipating a drop in the coming months.
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>>74022872
>Brexit happened
>the world is still turning
*Martin Schulz does not like this*
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>>73987406
This was a "cover" of an original french film, way better than the american version.

Check out "trois hommes et un couffin"

http://www.allocine.fr/video/player_gen_cmedia=19464593&cfilm=641.html

At least they respected the cast of two whites and an italian/latino/arab.
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>>74021567
>>74021728
Ah yes, we'll vote out of the EU and make everything worse for us but we're just going to hate the EU even more
Nice mentality lads
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>>74022010
Yes that's why all brexit voters were in AB classes and of working age, while the remainers were old and poor. Oh wait...
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>>74023796
>Ah yes
piss off gimmick thief

didnt read the rest
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>>74021517
>>74023796
t. brussels eurocrat
>>
gonna come up with an amazing meme lads you'll love it
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Any minute now lads i almost got it
you will be so proud
>>
new meme coming in soon i'm only giving it its final polish right now as we speak lads
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ok I'm nearly done here it goes:
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eagerly anticipating that gimmick lad
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im very curious
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new gimmick:

everyone change your name to "Anonymouse" lol
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>>74024257
gas yourself
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>>74024257
hehe
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>>74024257
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>>74024313
>>
Hi, France. Just to say your wine and coffee are inferior to other nations. Including European and north American. And also to say that when you elect this rampant globalist drip who married his school teacher who already had children with another man, who supports open door immigration and wants to felch the EU whilst in power, I will no longer respect you at all, you are too far gone.
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>>74024257
regretting we didn't finish the job in 45 now
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>>74024377
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>>74024432
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""we""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

also, please use my new gimmick i worked very hard on it thankyou
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>>74024403
dont be rude mkay
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>>74024403
haven't respected my own country since 62 lad
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>>74024555
what happened in 62 lad
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>>74024432
>we
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>>74024688
>not knowing that there are 90 years old frenchmen on /int/
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>>74024766
i want to believe
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>>74024657
algeria lad
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>>74024873
lad
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>>74024889
laddie
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>>74024873
>>74024889
nah nananana lads

56
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>>74024921
ladderino
>>
Anonymouse, haha, absolute genius.
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>>74024982
laddle boy
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>>74025023
your ladness
>>
doing a vote
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>>74025023
lady boy
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>>74025048
m'lad
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>>74025070
i have two questions:

1. what did you have for dinner

2. why isn't your name set to anonymouse
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>>74025107
the ladster
>>
who are french bands from the 70s and 80s
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>>74025259
the who is actually british
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>>74025295
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>>74025259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWRCJhsz5t4
one-qt band

>>74025175
i give up
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>>74025295
do people think they're french or something
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>>74024403
It's like Hollande : why do the MSM say only bad things about him? Because Macron is NOT the candidate of the establishment. Fillon was.

Stop and think a little.
For now, both your sources are against Macron. 4chan, because Macron is not focused on immigration and white culture like Marine (turns out here, all the arabs vote FN...). MSM, because he's left-wing.
I know he's not an angel, but he will keep up the good work started by Hollande.
While the right-wing (Sarkozy, Fillon) empties the wallet of the country, but their bad management is always forgiven by the MSM, because they make the poor pay, and let the inheritors profit.

>>74025127
>1. what did you have for dinner
didn't eat anything today except coffee/sugar
>2. why isn't your name set to anonymouse
'tschuldigung Sie bitte. Fixed.
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>>74025259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-s6951-hT0
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>>74025339
based mentally deficient lad
>>
>>74025339
>inselknaben
>humor
>>
>>74025342
*fixed uezs
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>>74025342
>didn't eat anything today except coffee/sugar
are you a real parisian?
>>
The United States as a country has been around since 816 B.C.E.
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brb kms
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>>74025339
>>74025295
I won't get fooled again
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>>74025338
that means i win L.A.D.
to celebrate i shall take a sip of my cofee
ahh
that's better
lad
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>>74024766
I was referencing his wild implication that France had anything to do with beating you in ww2
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>>74025461
NO!
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>>74025516
*pisses in it*
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>>74025458
if you take my gimmick to /cum/ imma kms
anonymouse is a /fug/ copyright
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>>74025584
I am german
your piss will only make me stronger
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>>74025557
you drove me to this
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>>74025651
>>
early /fug/: one thread every two hours
current /fug/: one thread every day

did we have a honeymoon period? is this just the cooldown?
i still think this general will probably last a while and slowly get more active but yeah it's kinda disappointing seeing that rapid activity go away

my guess is people from our three generals will start lurking /fug/ slowly over time and end up preferring posting here

i don't really post on /brit/ much now
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>>74025611
>/cum/
NO thank you, I'll stay away from that general.
Do not worry.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39696861
nani
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>>74025645
defeated again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-a22xge-c
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>>74025692
>i don't really post on /brit/ much now
yeah this. i've migrated to /fug/, home of the brave, thread of the free, to start a new existence
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>>74025732
What the fuck
>>
>>74025732
what
is this legit
>>
>>74025810
>bbc.co.uk
>is this legit
>>
>>74025774
*What the /fug/
>>
>>74025774
>>74025810
read the full article krautmongs

she's stepping aside as party leader to focus on presidential aspirations
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>>74025829
kek
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>>74025829
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>>74025732

Thought usual trolling, checked BBC AND I CAN CONFIRM LEGIT!!!
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>>74025774
>>74025810
nothing on french press
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>>74025810
She's still trying for president
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>>74025846
isn't she runnign for preident right now?
i don't understand

t.duhmb
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>>74025846
I didn't understand what she meant by partisan considerations teebeeaitch
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>>74025886
>french """""""press"""""""
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>>74025913
you don't have to be the leader of the party to be leader of the country

it's like the USA, not like Britain or Germany
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>Marine Le Penn steps down as leader

France. What they fuck are you doing. Honestly. What THE FUCK. ARE YOU DOING. JUST.
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>>74025936
oh
so this means basically nothing?
>>
>>74025920
>((((((french))) """""""""(((press))))))""""""""""
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>>74025953
it means on a party politics level, her party will be led by someone else. who might be a retard, which could hurt her image. but it might not

but yeah basically nothing
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>>74025941
Wait what
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>>74025941
>>74026000
for fuck's sakes pls read what i'm explaining
>>
>>74026034
*for fug's sakes
>>
so glad to be posting with my fellow /fug/ intellectuals.../fug/tellectuals
>>
Fuck me i just want a liberal economy without getting overrun by refugees, is that too much to ask ?
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>>74026293
australia

points-based systems are the future
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>>74026293
un seul héros se dresse contre l'injustice
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>>74026352
But i like my country
>>
Controversial Opinion:
i don't want to nuke france at all, not in the slightest
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>>74026404
too bad your politicians don't

not like we're any different though
>>
OKAY here's the thing

From what I ve understood, she wants to step down from the FN coz she doesn't want to be associated with it and become truly the most mainstream she can get.

Problem is she'll lose a lot of her supporters, this is a real gamble though... I wouldn't take the risk
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>>74026542
Seems like a really pointless move when the Le Pen name is so associated with the far right as it is though
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>>74026571
Yeah, nothings for sure rn...
She'll probably do some sort of speech tomorrow
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>>74026542
>Problem is she'll lose a lot of her supporters
bullshit lmao, you think her core base is going to let Macron be President?

hell, most of Melenchon's base fear Macron. They're the Berniebros of this election, a lot will end up voting Marine

not saying she'll win easily but let's not count her out the fight just yet
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>>74026542
Didnt she step down because you cant be Président de la république and president of a parti at the same time ? I think you are overanalising.
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>>74026639
Oi lad, there are two branches in the FN.
One is trying to go mainstream (did an ok job)
The other (with Marine's niece) is trying to go even farther right

These guys might think of that as a treason
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>>74026894
>>74026894
>>74026894
new
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>>74026710
Might be overanalyzing true...
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