>Tfw lying on resume and worried employercuck will check references

>>73987153
just say you used to work at target before they pulled out of canada if you had a gap at that time

>>73987253
This, I do it all the time. Look around in your neighbourhood for shops going out of business and put them on your resume.

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>my reference betrayed me and said I had troubles letting things go and escalated arguments

>>73987253
Yeah I plan to do that. But is there any way to find other businesses that closed that I could put on my resume.

>>73987425
That's illegal in NA. They can't say anything except "yes he worked there".

>>73987467
Err maybe not illegal but at least strongly discouraged

>>73987153
I've lied on every job application I've ever put in and never had a problem. I've also lied at least a little in every interview I've ever had and never been to an interview where I didn't get the job.

The first job I ever had was a cashier at a chain grocery store and my references were just my teenage friends who agreed to impersonate supervisors for a landscaping company that never existed.

>>73988078
kek I'm gonna do this.

I'm going to say I worked as a store manager at Target before it shutdown in Canada. And exporter/importer @ Vandelay industries.

I might even hire that Pajeet company that provides fake references for $10 or whatever.

>>73987467
Bump

>>73987253
Plesse give more advice

>>73988192
Work references remain written in our digital dossiers here in Italy. I dunno about Canada. You can lie as much as you want, nobody will ever bother to phone another company, but they might check your "working history" or Canadian equivalent, if available.

>>73990057
That doesn't exist in Canada.

Here in Brazil we have Employment record book, which are signed whenever you get hired and fired, so there is no way to lie. Pre-2000s it was normal to work without this "employment record book", so you could easily lie your way into any job, but these days they only care about the experience written on this book.

>>73991098
This doesn't exist in North America

>>73990057
Yeah for the three Italians who work multiple jobs.

>>73991098
>>73990057

Socialism at its finest...only a matter of time before this is adopted in that shithole called Canada...good luck maple niggers

>>73993904
There is no plans to implement this sort of system. And how is that socialism?

Are you okay amerifriend?

>>73987467
>That's illegal in NA
Not illegal in America. At least, as long as what you say is true. I've managed people for years and I've thrown a few cocksuckers under the bus with their would be new employers.

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>tfw don't have to lie because I have good references
pshh nothing personel kid

>>73993959
Fuck you normie

>>73994002
Fuck you normie x2

>>73994006
I've only done that to truly useless pieces of shit. I wouldn't do it to just anyone.

>>73994237
you'd probably do it to me

>>73994297
Yeah, probably.