/brit/

Can't believe the French didn't vote to fuck themselves up like we did, total bastards.

le pen is a nazi

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the jewish gf

>>73982356
they still have until the 7th to decide that

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hmm
truly makes me ponder

business idea: stick dildos in my bum

MARINE INTERVIEW ON BBC NEWS APPROACHING
FREEVIEW CHANNEL 130

>not marrying your own teacher

>>73982356
well they did

>he formerly was an investment banker at a highly-paid position at Rothschild & Cie Banque
>Macron's stated aim is to transcend the left-right divide [...], asserting that "the real divide in our country ... is between progressives and conservatives
>supports CETA and TTIP, and believes that CETA should not be validated by national parliaments because "it undermines the EU"
>Macron controversially described France's colonization of Algeria as a "crime against humanity" in an interview with local media.[46] He also said: "It’s truly barbarous and it’s part of a past that we need to confront by apologising to those against whom we committed these acts."
>Macron was in 2012 a Young Leader with the French-American Foundation, a pro-American organisation founded in the 1970s by two US members of the Council on Foreign Relations
>on April 2017, Macron proposed possible military intervention against Assad regime
>Macron supports the open-door policy toward immigrants and refugees pursued by Angela Merkel in Germany.[63] Macron has expressed confidence in France's ability to absorb more immigrants and welcomes their arrival into Europe
>Macron has endorsed proposals to make it mandatory for internet companies to allow the government to access encrypted communications from customers

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Thoughts on this picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-J3gWnFB-o

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>future

Why did ulsterlad get permabanned?
captcha: Ruta Omagh
Heh

macron is a jewish communist. paid by the frankfurt school

what happened in the french election lads

>>73982426
posting cp

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>>73982323
alri' mate

sucking the bf's cock right now

my computer was not created. it simply evolved over time to adapt to it's environment

it evolved the ability to connect to the internet

creationists are so stupid, open your eyes sheeple

magner's is piss haha

people who spend longer than a minute having a shit are weird

also people who don't shit at least once per day are weird

>>73982380
>man jaw
>shitty eyebrows
>overweight
>dead eyes
>receded hairline
>big nose
>acne

:/

>>73982426
Post upskirt shots of schoolgirls, he's a fucking weird cunt and a junkie

>>73982406
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73982438
he is a globalist zionist shill planted to further destroy france through mass immigration

he is tony blair part 2

>>73982406
but literally all of those are good things except maybe the last one

>>73982451
>>73982463
>>73982502
Proofs??

ahh yes... the pseudo-intellectual canadian unironic godcuck who was too stupid to study anything real so chose philosophy

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MESSI IS KILL

just got my cheque from Frank Fertscool to destroy the white race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veo0zajIG8s

>>73982497
you're not a man if you dont enjoy a nice long poo in your comfy fortress of solitude.

>>73982506
danelad, i sincerely hope you are in a car crash

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>>73982406
Vote Macron, remove the alt-cuck racists with violent force if necessary.

>>73982522
F

>>73982497
>not shitting 3 times a day at work and making it last 10 minutes a time
>not also smoking for 3 more 10 minute breaks
>not making everyone in your work place a coffee 3 times a day

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gf just sent me this

>>73982553
how would i be? i don't have a car lad

do not reply to any german flag
genuinely some of the worst posters in /brit/

>>73982516
I spend 12 hours a day on /brit/ and I'm able to read through the smokescreens and false flags

>>73982516
his permaban should be evidence enough. its very hard to receive a perma. one of the main causes is posting illegal things. in this case it was young girls.

listening to deathconciousness and doing a sad about france

>>73982380
looks like a female Harry Potter

>>73982516
People who aren't ulster told him why ulster was banned

doesn't make sense to me either

>>73982555
>vote for a globalist plant who gets a boner from mass muslim immigration

>>73982499
brum

do not reply to any north american flag
genuinely THE worst posters in /brit/

is the election actually over? im confused. Has anyone actually won yet?

>>73982519
ah yes, the retarded atheist who doesn't believe in a creator because he thought about it for 2 seconds and decided saying he's an atheist makes him look smarter

>>73982665
la pen won

I don't reply to anyone in /brit/.

Twats.

how do "radical centrists" propose to defeat fascism?

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hmmmm

yes

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she is getting stronger

just over half the votes counted

>>73982697
miscegenation

i can see toronto across lake ontario on a clear day

>>73982665
no theyre still counting
projections based off exit polls say le pen vs macron in the run-offs, which are in a week or so

Potentially important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12811196

>>73982665
I think they just moved onto round 2
now its Le Pen and Marcon

>>73982726
weird how they use the term "extreme right" and "far left". Seem like pretty emotive terms.

>>73982672
you are an actual retard if you deny evolution

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the gf just sent me this

>go to leftypol
>first thread is titled "empirical marxism"
howling

>>73982665
no one won yet
unless one of them managed to get 50% (they won't)

the real vote is on the 7th now, between what is probably going to be macaroni and penne

>>73982672
>thought about it
what is your obsession with this? are you really so arrogant to believe you've logically deduced the existence of god?

Fed up with spending weekend after weekend just doing things by myself. Might have to get myself some housemates that I don't dislike or even (dare I say it) a gf.

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>you are an actual retard if you deny evolution

Just shaved my gooch area but not my balls. Men shaving their balls is quite pathetic

>>73982771
>>73982726
>a socialist is center
>a blairite is right
>a communist is left
>someone who wants to curb immigration and keep nationalised healthcare, schooling etc is extreme right

This world is truly beyond hope.

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gf just sent me this.

might create a universe lads
thoughts?

>>73982839
that's my arsehole!!!

>>73982836
>me who wont be getting married crying behind her

>>73982829
based post xD
your my new favorite poster dude haha xDD keep the trip on I'm likin it!!!

>>73982622
Orange nonce

got called a gentile in greggs today

Ah yes evolotuion the ultimate pseudo-intellectual redflag
>believing fish could get lungs and start walking on land

Literally retarded

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the gf just sent me this.

>>73982726
even if she gained ALL of fillon's votes she won't win lmao
simmer down

>men
>shaving any part of your body below the neck

nope

>>73982790
some people think they have all the answers. to everything. cant imagine why they think they know everything but they claim to. this leaf is an arrogant wanker with 0 self-awareness so continues to make a fool of himself.

Wish the world wasn't so godless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgN-uk5o9w

>got a (You)

Good thread lads

>right
>left
neither exist

shaved my chin and now it's disgustingly smooth

got called a good goy in key foods today

>>73982910
You been talking to the voices in your head again m8?

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post gondolas

>>73982843
t. rodrigo alves

>>73982880
why is it retarded?

>>73982625
The alpha Muslim benis is far superior to us wh*teys. It's over, we must accept that we have lost. We are mere beta males to Islam and they rightfully must rule us as slaves.

need all religion out of business

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>>73982839
>benders like this

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gf just sent me this lads

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hmm

>>73982971
Good post

Might masturbate over Monica Bellucci in that film where she cuts a lemon in half and squeezes the juices over her bare breasts

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the gf just sent me this lads

>rural votes in france haven't even been counted yet and they are the ones who hate muzzies most

>>73982910
why

don't get how people can take religion seriously unless you were raised in that environment

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not looking forward to september

google still says Macron is on 23% and le pen on 22%

>>73982977
me on the left

>>73982989
dayum

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gf just sent me this lads

of course the world is godless, there is no god

if you had no exposure to religion and were in a used bookshop and happened across the bible or koran you'd think it was a lot of poorly written nonsense shite.

>>73983048
vote counting has barely started yet you mug
all results are exit polls thus far

>>73983101
based, based tripfag informing us on the polls (not the actual results) that no one knew before. thanks mate! keep up the good work!

>>73983083
uni?

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gf just telegrammed me this

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the bf just sent me this

religion makes good people do evil things.

>>73983101
i think google's just using projected results

can you stop posting hairy arses?

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the so-called bee-eff

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my harem of gfs just sent me this

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feeling a bit mad tonight x

>>73982887
>ywn ejaculate thick ropes on a tight brown tummy

why live

>>73983250
reddit

wish janny for once actually did his "job" right

Fuck off Devon you gimp

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gf just sent me this via carrier pidgeon

>>73983268
>green tea extract

senpai just drink green tea

>>73983293
post one getting fucked

>>73983279
personally I don't, I like smooth twinks or fit muscular lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ

just spent 10 hours smoking meth and wanking to tranny porn

>>73983279
>assholes

FOY

JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>73983338
I don't like the taste

>>73983335
fuck that's making my mouth water

>>73982772
t. dumbfuckistan american with no idea about evolution other than "we wuz primates n shiet"

kys

listening to get rich or die trying

>>73982516
Literally asked him in real life and that was his answer.

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gf just sent me this via morse code

post cute twinks, not ultra-feminine traps
big delicious cocks too

enough! pictures of hairy bums and willies are NOT good

hey janny x

>>73983446
alan's dad

>>73983446
his cock is grey

as a gay cunt I can say this thread is doing VERY little for me right now

will I get b& for posting bikini women?

>>73983293
I fucking hate you. Gotohell

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gf leaked me this

ah yes
truly gays contribute a lot to /brit/

wahey

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do like a bit of the ol' '9k once in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F5RoLF9_RU

lads im in the library can you stop posting this shit

>>73983472
that's a lad

>>73983512
>he didn't block the mirror reflection

alri

>>73983512
damn!! this new tripfag is fucking epic!!!

I've stopped taking financial advice from /biz/ and have now moved to Reddit, and I'm very happy with my choice.

White hoe?? Let's go!
Yuh yuh
Black hoe?? Let's go!

literally had no idea that high wycombe existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8bTbPJ2jc4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F1GQZwYWNS

>Gorilla Glass

What is this utter bollocks
Why do my phone screens break so easily?

cuddled and kissed with the bf as the sun set on us

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gf has sent me this

I'm 6'4 265. 8% BF. Squat 600, bench 440, military 300, don't deadlift. I'm a brown belt in BJJ, black belt in Kyokushin Karate, have boxed for 16 years (amateur record of 20-0), and was an all american wrestler in college.

I legitimately believe I could beat a top 5 guy at Heavyweightt in the UFC.

This is the only real answer you're going to get in this thread because everyone else is a fat fucking geek.

>>73983666
probably because you're a clumsy oaf

>>73983702
spitting image of me

>>73983259
yum

>>73983666
>tfw never broke a phone screen or dropped my phone in a toilet because I'm not a moron

Don't even use a case. Feels ubermensch.

>>73983472
100% lad

>>73983712
could launch you into the stratosphere with a single, swift kick

love it when my cat rolls around and plays with a scrunched up piece of paper

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just woke up

>>73983583
>new

>>73983702
This is at least twelve times more attractive than a naked woman desu

janny deleted the chebs and is leaving the bellends

what's going on here?

>>73983802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAIHb1vh9K0

>>73983831
sounds like my grandma

why the everloving fuck are new games over 50gbs

need a Viktoria Vaar gf

>>73983583
>new
He pre-dates /brit/. He's the one who started /brit/ and has protected it from invaders and naysayers countless times over the years. Hes literally the only reason these threads are thriving to this day.

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Red is the Patrician's choice.

>>73983893
More stuff in em

fucks sake started rolling a spliff then remembered smoking my last one last night

>>73983893
Because bandwidth and hard drives are cheap as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw3_atNLlcg

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how's he doing at the moment?

>>73983930
>le epic drug man
Good day to thee good sir! :D

>>73983936
they are
but I just think it's a bit excessive

>>73983906
All trips are complete faggots and should be ignored

FUUCK

I won it
for a fucking quid
god dammit

penis inspection at work tomorrow

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>>73983947
he just splashed a couple of grand on a new guitar when he can't even play

>>73983995
yeah, this is the banned /brit/ general

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>>73983947

>>73984002
>god dammit
FOY

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>only way to stop islamic terror attacks is literally to just be nicer to them

Wallet inspector here

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>France electing "refugees are my middle name" macron
>USA picked a sub 90 iq moron to be their president
>Meanwhile we have mummy may and a comfy brexit
Why are we the only ones who make the right choices lads?

the only arsenalcustomertv mandem I can tolerate is DT 2bh

DT is passionate and speaks sense.

>>73983583
>new
>probably the best tripfag to post in /brit/
>the founder and orignial tripfag of brit

shameful newfag

should i make myself a cup of tea

>>73984052
It worked for Irish terror attacks.

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gf sent me this earlier

>>73984061
>we have mummy may and brexit

clearly not

4chan idea: a board where you have to trip to be able to post

transport
motorways and tramlines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yz0gklOZQ0

>>73983002
how does he wipe omfg

>>73983957
Caffeine is a drug. Alcohol? A drug. Almost anything you consume is a drug. Understand now?

>>73984082
>a board hosted on 4chan's servers where Tor users spam mozzarella without fear of being caught

*does the Duncan Banatyne voice*
i'm out

business idea: dig a canal from gloucester to kings lynn and cut off the south from the rest of the country

>>73984061
>Oh I'll just raise my taxes to pay my war debts aha what could go wrong?
Good choices

>>73984089
To be fair, that's a bad example, since literal terrorists had to be given government positions to ensure that. Do you really want Islamic terrorists in charge of your country? At least Irish Nationalist goals weren't perpetual.

>>73984139
ok

>>73984140
fuck off 'dittor

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>work tomorrow

>>73984154
good idea, hope that canal will also stop the flow of benefits from south to north

>>73984146
you literally know nothing if you think 4chan is useable on TOR

literally every IP is banned

>>73984145
>Coffee and beer are drugs
>Therefore everything is a drug
Ah, the mind of a drug-addled lunatic.

literally enjoy nothing and have nothing to live for

How about the suicide with the uzi?

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the gf

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shopping in lidl with the gf

Just finished Persona 5 lads, bit sad that it's over. Wish my youth was like that.

wish I grew up in some middle class town down south
oh and that I wasn't autistic

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work tomorrow

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>his wife is like 20 years older than him or more
>Has 3 children BY ANOTHER MAN
>Macron lives with them
HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHABAH
THE PROFESSIONAL BULL PREPPER OF EUROPE

>>73984335
i grew up in a middle class town down south, being autistic pretty much throws away any of the benefits.

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work tomorrow

>>73984179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeHgB1CHbqg

>>73984170
Thinking about it, they would actually be a lot easier to deal with if they were in charge of some middle eastern region.

Then we'd have somewhere we could deport people to and once they had a country to be responsible for we could bully them into behaving quite easily.

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pretty happy with my centrist credentials lads

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business idea: sexual intercourse with obese women

just found out im gay lads

>>73984364
Cucking is a French tradition, nothing out of the normal with this.

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... murder my landlord selfie ... 23 June 2017 ...

>>73984220
see >>73984222

>>73984388
just go to a nightclub

fatter womyn are thirsty as fuck

>>73984392
good lad

put a gun up my arse and pull the trigger

>>73984364
He was a Rothschild banker too

>>73984366
could be worse
I'll have to work for the next five years.
I missed all the good socialism

not replying to that post!

>>73984401
you're cool

>>73984364
Macron is the bull in this situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElsAEQZ-kOg

>>73984470
i heem cowards like you every friday

bet you have a small cock as well

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business idea: move to scotland, obtain junkie gf, then force feed her munchy boxes until she is overweight

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>>73984384
hmmm

>>73984089
I suppose it did
>it actually didn't for reasons too big to get into, but this idiot is happy to think it did
>meanwhile countless Islamic terror attacks have occurred in Britain (plenty causing large death tolls) in the mean time

pretty sure those returning ISIS fighters will just go back to their supermarket shelve-stacking jobs once they get back to Britain

no need to worry about them at all ....

damnnn homie
in the last thread you were the man homie
the fuck happened to you?

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>darling you need to get home early to take care of the children while I'm with my lover, ogbu
>Oui madam

>>73984392
hi, want to be my boyfriend?

>>73984388
i meet chubbies on tinder all the time

they buy me loads of drink and food, its proper mint. if they arent too disgusting i even let them suck my dick sometimes x

>>73984531
Who are you quoting?

>>73984551
no fuck off

>>73984499
lmao you sound like an insecure runt, wouldn't say shit to me in person.

>>73984365
think I'll kill myself now

>>73984524
not as good as the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1__6ft9y5c

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work tomorrow

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>we won't stop until Ireland is united
>Northern Ireland is still part of the UK
>they stopped

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>>73984554
FONT

Got ourselves a pinko over here boys

>>73984528

what's the suicide rate of /brit/?

>>73984589
but anon your mummy will die in her sweep tonight if you dont reply to dis post!! ;___;

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>>73984620

So the /pol/ spin on Macron is that he's a cuckold?

>>73984628
NEED
I REPEAT
NEED!
A FAT GF

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>Last week was only a 4 day working week
>Still felt like a whole week
>This weekend flew by so quick it still feels like I only worked yesterday
>Back to a full working week next week

currently howling that le pen has made it to the second round.

wheres that lad that said she stood no chance?

>>73984675
a slim gf would be much nicer imo

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>>73984634
more of a red tbqh

>>73984596
what

going to make cup of te

>>73984700
>brits are lazy subhuman garbage with rotten teeth

so, what's news?

>>73984700
the 'cide calls out to me, it beckons and begs me to do it.

>>73984703
not that lad but most people though she'd reach the second round

literally 0% chance of her beating macron though

>>73984737
do me one too

>>73984519
bit mean

hate that bint cara

>>73984700
>last week was a 6 (six) day week for me

Now I'm off this wednesday so I've got what amounts to two 2-day weeks.

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>>73984747

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'siness idea: instead of improving my physique and personality, continue to shitpost fat girls on /brit/ and then unironically wonder why i cannot get one of said fat girls to be my romantic life partner

Question: Do I make some microwave popcorn?

>>73984703
i've found that the people saying "brexit won't happen," "trump won't win" and now "le pen can't win" are either shills or delusional sycophants

>>73984832
Answer: no

what the point of bans when you can bypass them so easily

eating a kinder bueno!!!!! hahahahaha

Thoughts on reverse cowgirl lads?

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>>73984866

>>73984867
I have never touched a breast, nor has my willy ever been inside a vagina.

>>73984866
haha mate you're a proper rogue specimen you aha!!

>>73984867
nonce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B11Joy7kp1Y

'cide plan: park car on a large hill, with bricks (With rope wrapped around) under the wheels to stop it rolling. Position my head in path of said wheels then pull the bricks out so the car rolls into my head and smashes it like a watermelon

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business idea: if and when a fat gf is obtained, refuse to leave the house for fear of some banterlords shouting insults at her, which will result in me having to defend her, which will result in me being punched in the cranium

really like the word perfidious

>>73984933
rubbish

just hang yerself

eating a good children!!!!!!! hahahahaha

business idea: get a gf who uses me for her pleasure

En masse

Pronounce this

>>73984832
go for it

*chuckles jewishly*
*chuckling intensifies into straight up maniacal laughter*

>>73984846
You're a fucking moron who knows nothing of the French system

>>73984933
If the force of the car when rolling is enough to smash your head like a grape then it's unlikely a brick placed on the ground will be enough to stop it. And if it was, then you wouldn't be able to pull it out yourself unless you were able to generate an even stronger force yourself with your pulling arm.

>>73984786
*pours it directly onto your lap*

>>73985012
on mass

>>73985012
on mass

>>73985012
on mass

Le pen won't win

back is gone completely

>>73985035
dear god

>>73985051
>>73985056
>>73985059
Wrong.

>>73984921
un mass

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>>73985026
ahh yes, a shining example of leftist arrogance

>>73985090
t. frontman

Would like to have a gf

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>>73985035
shall'n't

business idea: shay shall'n't instead of shan't

>>73985117
get a bf instead
much better

men understand what other men need much better than women do

whomst

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he's here

better wait til page 8

>>73985133
Ok I'm convinced, downloading Grindr as we speak

why can't we have reasonably young candidates instead of an old crone and a grandpa

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>>73985129
its honestly repulsive

imagine her dying aged 40 from a heart attack anyway

>>73985215
You mean like David Cameron and Nick Clegg?

>>73985138

whom'st'd'th

Even if le pen takes ALL of fillon's votes she'll still need another 10% from the socialists and commies

How can this even be compared to brexit or trump?

janny is fucking slacking today

he needs a pay cut

What is her name /brit/?

>>73985260
Exit polls put clinton at 95% chance of winning

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>>73985265

>Janny has to PAY to work here