MKL btfo edition
Press F for our fallen brother, MKL.
Who /elclasico/ here?
>>73980476
every woman is a money whore literally
>>73980462
success stories on yourbrainonporn
>>73980385
stop bullying me
>>73980476
good luck then
>>73980460
every woman is a money whore. literally
>>73980560
>stop bullying me
Maybe you can start by buying a gun and follow the footstep of the Saint of beta males.
Is anyone actually NEET here? I thought it was just a meme.
>>73980754
kept skipping classes and dropped all subjects,daddy let me take a break for a year to "sort myself out"
>>73980754
Some of us are either wagecucks or college students, and the rest are NEETs.
>>73980863
hi me
>>73980863
>daddy
You sound like a slut
>>73980754
I already got my bachelor degree, been a neet since I graduated 2 months ago, maybe I will start working next year
Le Pen got 24.3%
Much higher than I thought.
EU's days seem to be numbered if she wins. Euroskeptic domino effect may also affect German elections later this year.
the fuck are you retard even talking about ITT.
few last threads seems only filled with literal microcephaly patients.
i'm new to /int/
Long live EU! Vote against Brexit!
>>73981352
This is /b/ with flags
>>73980863
I also took this (academic) year off to prepare for JEE exams (engineering).
I got through with decent marks on the first exam which means I'm guaranteed at least a good college.
I have the second exam a month later, which is my actual target. I'm fairly certain I'll get through.
>>73981352
Have you been to 4chan before?
>>73980865
personally I finish college this year and I've been trying to a work as a minimum wageslave but it seems I can't even keep one. I got a diploma in Desktop Publishing which should open for office jobs and graphic design project jobs but I haven't found anything yet.
>>73981471
okay, back to /sp/ it is
>>73981514
Ah, kys
Did I do that right?
>>73981557
Well, you don't have to find a job that suits your major. A job that pays is fine enough for a meantime while you trying to find the one that fits your preferred criteria.
>>73981576
Thanks, we are full of autists and it slowly devolves into /soc/ and /fanfic/.
>>73981649
>Ah, kys
When I first said that to Merula, I thought it was just something to compliment, like an alternative to "I see". It's only a few minutes after the post that there is someone who posted the meaning of "kys" which is "kill yourself". I wasn't even aware of that and I already know lots of memes but not all.
Now it developed into a meme that had the original meaning of telling someone to kill him/herself.
>>73981221
>>73981391
I don't think she will win, everyone else is going against her. Candidates are already saying to not vote for her.
Also, AltForGermany is dead already.
>>73981808
Please do it again! Kill MKL or that asshole gook
>>73981808
Yes, I know. I saw the screencap posted here.
>>73981221
Also, that's not the official result
>>73981741
I know but I'm barely even get "tried" to work. Last week I was starting a training at IGA grocery stores as a packer but they didn't try me for a half day and decides to kick me out. I doubt I did anything wrong because I was polite with customers and I was trying to understand what some other employees were trying to teach me a bit what to do. I probably wasn't fast enough, but that's just depressing.
>>73982086
I just picked the first result Google presented.
>>73982123
That is sad. Maybe you can freelance?
>>73982123
>IGA
kebeque
>>73982244
Well I'd like to start my own graphic design business, but I lack any kind of connection to start anything, so in the meantime I want to find work in an office job.
>>73982602
behance.com
fiverr.com
>2017
>connections
You make your own connections.
>>73981391
Listen to Ode to Joy, kamaraden.
>>73982602
What software do you use for graphic designing?
Tried downloading Terawell software under setup.exe but it's like this.
>>73982748
How about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EMx7Y16Vo
>>73982750
Mainly Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, Flash and DreamWeaver to code in HTML/CSS
>>73982819
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
Best national anthem
Sorry but the best national anthem is negaraku
help me with my insomnia
>>73980754
we are a very extrovert country. NEETs are a great shame in our country.
>>73984774
Putin loved the Soviet anthem so much that he made the Russian anthem with the same tune.
A Soviet "reunion" of their national anthems.
The last for today. It's only a lineart though.
>>73986113
Is she trying to fist that guy in his butthole?
>>73986302
Actually she's washing his back with an implied towel.
>>73986302
Fuck, that one is gold
>>73986464
Hmm... Weird... but you draw pretty good.
I assume you're pursuing a career in Arts?
>>73986676
To be exact I wanted to become a manga artist since mid-teens. I even took manga classes that started in 2011 and again in 2015 which lasted for two years.
>>73986777
Lucky 7 trips are with you on that.
Where do manga artists find work, though?
>>73986983
An average manga artist usually trains through art schools and the like. Later they publish amateur works and then professional ones if they become successful.
>>73987086
Sounds like a gamble...
You'll go to an art school after high school?
>>73987266
>high school?
I didn't go that. I stopped going to school after junior years because of bullying. However it is because of work by correspondence and through Internet that I grew even more knowledge even though I already had high IQ. That's why I'm currently going to the center for autists since 3 years ago.
>>73987363
Where will you go then after autist center? Becoming an artist, to me, seems like a "make it or break it" situation. Do you have any back up plans in case you aren't able to get where you wanted?
>>73987627
I want to lead a successful life as a mangaka. Right now I'm working on a amateur manga.
Time to sleep.
>>73987740
You forgot to answer my second question but, oh well.
Good night.
Good morning /asean/
>>73989303
we don't have snow here,poland
>>73967321
Man, I'm jealous. Why did she have to come here when the Du30 and Marcos tumor shilling outbreak was at its peak?
>>73980366
I'm loving this as much as I hate him
>>73983168
>>73982819
ah, kys.
>that feel when you got memed into trying durian
cruel joke, guys
>>73989303
good morning
>>73980366
Anyone want to go to Sunway Pyramid w/ me?
>>73995057
yeah sure, meet me here at jolibee recto avenue
>>73994362
durian is exotic acquired taste, it will grow on you
>>73995522
Meet me at colon st
Please watch the coronation of 15th Yang Dipertuan Agong of Malaysia
http://myklik.rtm.gov.my/live/10149
>>73996891
o-okay since you said please
>>73996891
Republic of Malaysia when?
>>73997006
Yes, please
>>73997032
you have to go >>>/b/ack
who else /messyhouse/ here?
not because we're poor or anything, we're just lazy
>>73996891
The agong looks like he doesn't want to be there.
>>73997311
weeds,banana trees I didn't want,watermelons I didn't plant and vines on the wall on the front lawn,so yes I aml azy
>>73997429
hmmm t b h im not lazy its just that no one cares anymore to clean themselves up.
>dad eats dinner, leaves the plate
>little bros leave a room, keep the lights and fans on
>pile up dishes, no one washes it till tomorrow
i tried to be helpful but then i realized what's the point so now i'm stuck with their habits till i can get out
a̶̯̘̻͖̘̹͎̲̺̭̰͈̦̞̘̞͓͟ͅͅ ̢̢͖͕̭͔̙̩ḑ̧̛̘̟̮̝͉̮̳̜̦̦̜̫̺͜e̦̼̥̲̫͓͉̗̳̯͓͜a͖̭̺͙̘̫̤͖̜̭͍͠d̢̪̮̳͘͢͟ ̷̛̺͔̜͔̮̻̺͍͙̲͇͉͔t̸̡̮̭̹̀͘͞h̫͕͈̭̖̥͙̹̻̦̩̠͙̣͘͜͜r̛͔͎͔͙͍͈̻̻̳̪͎̮̘͓͓̱͇̝̙͜e̴̪̖͙̟̹̬̯̤̘̟̪̤̟͖̙̝̕a̷̛̻̞͙̘̖̙̦̫̦͔͍̜͙̱͢ͅd̨̠̗̜̩͇̜̘̭̺̘́͠ ̨͙̰̯̖̻̬͍̺̘̰̲̹̮̲͙̲̀ͅl̛̯̰̲͍͎̱͕̭̣̬̫̮͟i̗̩̭̲͞ḱ̪͙͇̣͖͍͉͝ḛ̶̺͙͍̼͙̳̼̘̰̻̜̟̯̭͕͚̝̕ͅ ̷̛͍̮̤͈͕͖͔͖̣͕̺͕̗͙̲̬̹͡͝ỳ̨̮͕̦̯̞͉̰̠̭͔̤̪̺̙̜́o̶̶͖̪̦͙̝̯͟͠ͅu̧̘̯͎͇̰̰̪̱̫͇͔̭͟͡r̛̲̹̟͓͡ͅ ̶̧̪͍̱̪̱̘͉̜̩͞d̜̗̲̜̹͢͟ŗ̵̲̝̥̻̯̮̥̘e̶̺̰̖͍͉̻̥̼͚̟͘͘ͅa̢̛̦̩̜͎͞m̢̨̢͍̜̙͚͝ṣ̸̛̝̫̭̥͈̟̮͕̺͙̝̗̦͙͍͢͞
>when your neighbor is a monarch fuck
Hehe
>>73980366
aware me on this picture. Who is MKL?
Man this french fuck is just fucking up this general
LMAO
>>73998103
Some shitlord tripfag who everyone likes cause that's how chinese moot's nu-male friendly website has become.
>>73998103
Some autistic tripfag that keeps shitting this general with weebs convention and shit
>>73998148
>>73998180
And what is there to this frenchfag apparently BTFOing your resident autists? Doesn't seem very savage from the caps. Unless these generals became such a hugbox that those "bants" are savage-tier around here?
hello
MACARON FOR FRENCH
>>73998213
That French fuck is based cause it doesn't understand what the fuck it's saying.
It's not banter, it's an autistic french chick fucking up other autists in this general. It's like watching this place clean itself up.
>>73998241
What is the best food Belgium has to offer?
>>73998213
Its like listening your retard cousin BTFOing your other retard cousin
>>73998319
chocolats and beer
>>73998339
What about waffles? What are they like?
>>73998241
are you french or german or dutch?
>>73998283
>>73998325
>anons pretend to be retarded
>attracts real retards
>gets supplanted
>real retards attracts S-class retards
>???
I see pottery forming
>>73998363
Rather soft inside, very good with some sugar or chocolat. What's the best indian food?
>>73998380
dutch
>>73998037
Federal Monarch is the future, lads.
>>73998384
>not going to this place to watch retards banting with other retards
Still, it was nice when people here were just pretending to be retarded.
>>73998412
Oki
>>73998412
Best Indian food? I'm no expert but I like "butter naans" and "chili paneer".
Butter naan is a type of bread and chili paneer is a gravy (not necessarily spicy) with cottage cheese (also called paneer)
>>73998651
Thanks, never heard of it. Will try when i have the chance.
>>73998646
Why are Malaysian muslims the most relaxed muslims?
I know I'm killing myself for doing this but I really cannot stop from teaching myself how to draw, make games, 3d modelling, cook while still studying software engineering at my uni. How can I stop myself from doing things like this?
>>73998951
You can't treat autism.
>>73998951
upload your conscious to the internet
>>73998412
Butter chicken hands down. And not the spicy kind.
Post yours, /asean/
>>73980366
>tfw not autistic enough to understand why this is screencap worthy
>>73999902
CENTRISM MASTER RACE
>>74000177
tldr french poster made mkl looks bad and mkl hater exaggerated it
>>74000485
>>73999902
>>73999902
>>73999902
The only true answer
xth for best girl
>>74000665
what dooes this mean mahal-chan?
>>74000485
>>74000920
>egalitarian
commie!
KILL
>>74000957
>tfw conscription law soon
>tfw have to get my fat ass up
REEEEEEEEEE
>>74001008
Who are you preparing for war against? Dutdut's down with China right so who's left for you to fight?
Unless..
>>74001034
too many twinks ;)
>>74001008
I love my country but I don't want to fight for dutdut.
Can you imagine being forced to fight for Roxas
>>74001065
>conquer japan for best twinks
>conquer indo for slave labor
>conquer singapore for trading revenue
>conquer brunei just because
>conquer vietnam because Big Bro told you to
>the rest can be bros :)
never thought i am left wing
>>74001153
no basically duts said either ROTC or mandatory conscription
he wants everyone to know how to handle gunz
>>74001234
Taken both CAT and ROTC
They don't teach that only marching and how officers gets their training to become corrupt assholes.
Especially for colllege its a waste for time
Lol look at the ones in UP they often get to fight for the commies
>>73999902
>>74000485
>>74000665
>>74000802
>>74000810
>>74000920
>>74000940
>>74001192
Try this famalam, post results. not a meme afaik
http://sjt.foundationprogramme.nhs.uk/
Sambutlah cintaku duhai sayang
Cinta kita untuk selamanya
>>74001466
>140 min
hell no
>>74001234
That would be the end game of having it, Gun ready to fight for him
>>74001490
>140 min
It's an admission test tbqh senpai
I hate chinks but I hate fellow malays more
Social media should be banned
Conscription should be mandatory
Abortion should be legal
Convert half of the public uni into trade school
Stop migrant workers from outside of asean
Vernacular and religious school should be banned
All schools will have foreign language electives
Foreigners who are caught begging on the street will be deported immediately
>>74001767
Edgy
>>73999902
What the fuck am i
>>73997726
Have a maid. We have one but looking to replace her soon.
>>74001973
hillary cliton
>>74001767
Abortion is already too late to get legalized because you were born
I smell
ass
>tfw shipping to philippine cost almost $13
wew
>>74002868
pay someone travelling here 5$ to swallow the package and shit it out on arrival
>>74002950
that cost more
also can you check?
salaficiousfictitious tumblr
>>74003041
>>74002950
fuck i mean salaciousfictitious tumblr
>>74003041
it returns nothing
>>73995522
t. recto killer
>>73999902
Okay, so what is the difference between Social Liberalism and Libertarian Socialist?
And yes, state is inherently oppressive.
>>74003135
I see 3 lewd stickers
needs more description,like sizes
Already have 9000 euros in my house and I have allocation for autists. Had a blue card to buy things but doesn't know the code, planning to buy a stylus first.
>>74003238
check now
>>74003244
or you could buy my stickers c:
>>73999902
>>73998269
>tfw right fascists and left cuc.ks now have to vote enlightened centrist
En Marche! The unyielding progress of centrism, internationalism, and the pro-EU :^)
>>74003338
since these are objects,cm measurements would be better
>>74001573
No, really. They don't teach you to about guns in ROTC. It's just marching and wooden rifle chuuni autism
>>74003493
pix are easier desu
btw do you think this is salable ?
Actually I wanted to vote for Melanchon more somehow because of social reforms but because he lost, I'll go for Macron anyway.
>>74003135
Hey, only 3 and those aren't lewd at all!
>>74003564
told you i wont do lewd stuff earlier only lewd pose due to 'few restriction' and also customs
>>74003553
>voting for a far left candidate
>>74003553
>I'll vote for Macron now
good choice
>>74003589
Yeah, but only 3 choices?
>>74003628
unfortunately yes, due to some complication
>>74003553
Hey frenchie can you draw a lewd of pic related for me?
>>74003529
Lewd stickers are niche,stickers themselves are pretty niche
get other products
>>74003649
I want the bukkake'd Toobie, but 10 dollars? That is my living cost for 3 days.
>>74003651
I can draw anything as long it doesn't show drawn nipples (except the males) and genitals, maybe I'll just draw her in a very skimpy outfit.
>>74003704
i have few plans but im sticking to this for now
>>74003731
because im using poslaju which will deliver in 2-4 days to all SEA and you can track your order
sounds good
>>74003771
Do you think there is a demand for lewd stickers?
sexting is so fun especially when you both send each other nudes
>>74003870
post it on imgur
>>74003870
Very gay
>>74003863
yes, most SEA especially moosie are sexually repressed
also there is almost no lewd sticker sold in SEA. So i'm taking this chance
>>74003870
>>74003883
see >>74003135
>>74003913
You need to do some marketing brah.
>>74003936
i will
gonna use few connection i have
>>74003883
who? me or my gf
>>74003913
and tell me why would someone choose stickers over other media you can lewd?
>tfw drinking last night
>get to walk Iranian qt home
>leaves me her hoodie
>smells of her
>very nice
>but it also stinks of 420 blazing weed
; __ ;
my kik: xBae. bx
add me lil boys
>>74003977
Yes, you... Obviously your gf's noods
>>74003870
>tfw you send your gf your dick pic and she isn't enjoying it at all
feels bad bros
>>74004019
peculiar
>>74004026
D-DEATH PENALTY
SEND IN THE DEATH SQUAD
I feel so ashamed to share the same flags as the attention whores in this thread
>>74004087
Too small isn't it?
>>74003977
yours
>>74004136
It's about 7 inches, maybe it's too big for her?
Currently making a drawing of Idolmaster's Rin, will finish soon
>>74004208
Unless your gf is a 10 yrs old then that is just slightly above average.
>>74004253
do you think she's fucking someone else like a dirty cumdumpster?
>>74004291
Ask tyrone
>>74004291
shes sending her nudes to her friend as we speak
>>74004291
>am I being cucked?
Obviously yes, you should cheat her also.
>>74003742
>I can draw anything as long it doesn't show drawn nipples (except the males)
I WANT SEXISTS OUT REEEEEE
Sexting is so fun
>>74004240
It's like there's a shark fin sticking out of her groin
>>74004408
No. You little slut
TRIGGERED
>>74004470
^////^
>>74004542
*nut*
>>74004546
>>74004470
see >>74003135
please tell me what do you think especially that price
i cant reduce the shipping price tho
>>74004542
draw her naked
>>74004590
I find nothing
>>74004291
Pastebin /Jjywvzkb
line 500
>be drinking last night with Chinese friends
>playing card drinking games
>HK qt is being sly
>me and my mainland Chinese friend decides to gang up on my HK qt friend
>Mainland friend says "you might beat me in this game, but we own Hong Kong"
>HK qt triggered, but in a bantery way
Savage.
>>74004736
>>74004742
line 500 is blank -_-
or adblocker is blocking something
>>74004834
>>73999902
>>73980754
My friend was a NEET for almost year, dropped out of college twice before that and started college again just last month. At one point he didn't leave the house at all for 3 months until his aunt came to visit and dragged him out for errands
>>74004832
Giv link
>>74004873
>tfw get hard randomly seeing you with your mouth open and tongue out
Done.
>>73980366
>>73991258
>>74004949
salaciousfictitious (dot) tumblr
>>74005048
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/73924009/
>>74005048
Misaofan "BTFO" me (actually she didn't) by saying that no one here cares about anime conventions. For some reason, anons here thought I would feel bad about it, but actually I'm laughing out loud.
what did they mean by this
>>74005106
It's very common for beta chinks in Malaysia and Indonesia to buy wife from Vietnam
>>74005145
*Sorry I meant Singapore, not Indonesia
>>73999902
>>74000485
>>74000802
>>74000940
>>74004302
>>74004929
>look at all these centrist
It just proves that when you use your brain to answer shit, your answer will always be rational. That you won't be exploited by populist like Duterte, Le Pen, Farage or Drumpf.
The right to vote should be earned, it should only be people that are members of the intelligentsia or people with university degrees that could vote.
>>74005106
>>74005145
>>74005171
Isn't that illegal?
>>74005180
Absolutely not. Voting should be open to everyone because the policies of the government affects all, not just the rich or poor. Not giving the poor a voice could lead to easy exploitation.
>>74005180
>muh technocracy
>>74005207
http://www.qq-99.com/viet-details.php?v_id=1689
>>74005106
>14
Hol' up
Is the real?
>>74004873
how will he recover from this lamo
Française qui dessine ?
J'ai trouvé une meilleure appli pour dessiner
Sketchbook est pour le dessin industriel
MediBang est pour faire de bande dessinées. Il y a même une option pour diviser la toile pour faire des boîtes qu'on voit dans un manga. Cette appli est développée par les Japonais. Et tout est gratuit bien qu'il y a des publicités.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.medibang.android.paint.tablet
who /literallyshitposting/ right now?
>>74003135
Is that your Tumblr?
What are some good food for people with no appetite due to food poisoning?
>>74005207
>>74005275
That's right, there should be a dictatorship of the intelligentsia. Most of them have liberal leanings anyway. A lot of them have the interest of the masses at heart.
>>74006375
cum
>>74006375
IV drips
Don't EVER group us with East Asians.
>>74006375
Ice cream
yogurt
baby food
>>74005106
>>74005370
I don't bloody think Sharia allows this.
>>74003221
It's same shit.
Also
>equality 82.1%
>prog 90.1%
>>74006375
Vegan food.
>>74006499
What about the Japanese?
>>74006606
They're nice, but we're not East Asians and never were.
>>74006584
I was just trying to be as anarchist as possible.
How can I draw like artgem?
>>74006389
The world is not prepared for the rise of intellectually superiors. Until the moment where we can easily mass reproduce androids as main workforce and we finally be able to achieve immortality through uploading our psyche into a collective consciousness, technocracy is just a mere dream.
WE
>>74006691
It's okay, just go to that side to queue entering helicopter.
It's for free anyway.
>>74006807
WUZ
>>74006842
Where's the destination?
LALALALA
LALALALA
OH WELCOME TO THE JAPARI PARK
Can we make an ASEAN version of that song?
>>74006849
Communist?
>>74006375
pagpag from jollibee
>>74006896
Afterlife.
>>74006127
yes
im selling lewd sticker
>>74006963
#tilljannah
>>74006963
Funny, you're living under the impression that heaven or hell are exist on metaphysical level of existence and not just simply a manifestation of already established theological dogma which is inherently illogical and imbecilic. You sir got meme'd by those anti-science theologians who is nothing but parasites of society.
>>74006953
What's a communist? :D
>>74007122
I actually believe more on reincarnation than heaven or hell though.
>>74007189
As far as I know, they're not human though :DD
>>74007228
>reincarnation
Oh, then I presume that you also believe in karma?
>>74007262
Not quite 'karma' but maybe kind of karma?
I believe that what you do now will effect on you too in the future. I don't know if this is count as karma or not since karma is more on god's will.
>>74007364
Then you obviously don't understand what does it mean by "reincarnation."
>>74007470
But reincarnation means live again for count times just like my isekai animes!
Axis > Eris
>>74007697
More like Eris >> rest
How does reincarnation works?
will I re incarnate into a qt girl or a tape worm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsIQ_kA77b4
if war broke out which country will win among us /asean/
>>74007783
China
>>74007697
Megumin is the best girl
>>74007783
There will be a stalemate between the mainland and maritime. Or should I say, Greater Vietnam Union and Neo-Nusantara.
>>74007873
This anon knows.
>>74007783
China
>>74007880
Should be Vietnam-Thailand Commonwealth.
>>74007697
Aqua's ass > everything else
>>74008008
Nah, should be "China's little bro"
:^)
>>74008163
But Vietnam doesn't like China at all, the most China can do is treat Peninsular SEA like its puppets. In the end it'll just result into another skirmish between Vietnam and China.
>>74008216
I was just memeing. Do everyone always have to explain the joke to you?
>>74007783
China and white people
do you want that to happen?
>>74008323
I'm not very good at humor even though I know a lot of memes even if I don't necessarily understand them.
>>74008469
how about this one
>>74008542
I know common sexual jokes in the form of edible foods so it doesn't surprise me (this is coming from someone who browse danbooru all the time).
>>74008542
>posting a loser
I don't get it.
>>74008616
can you explain what does that image means
>>74008644
It pokes fun at anus sizes.
>>74008686
>anus
Lady, do you ever watch porn?
>>74008737
I don't, but I know lots of memes and stuff through 4chan and Danbooru.
dubs and i'll get my shit together and go to uni
>>74008887
NEET life forever confirmed
>>74008887
>8887
>miss one for quads
TOPPEST KEK
>>74008887
ah well time to play more vidya games
>>74008955
>dubs confirm
LEL
>>74008542
>>74008887
>>74008955
Just use TAP lh
>>74009180
i accept my fate
>>74008737
Girls don't watch porn, anon.
>>74008795
>I don't
You never watched porn?
>>74009241
If girls don't watch porn then how do they make porn?
>>74009253
go away /tv/
>>74009241
they shrick to Korean drama
>>74009222
forever NEET life, but hey i can spend lots of time looking at stock exchange and watch hentainimation
>>74009333
I'm jelly
Time to move
>>74009410
>>74009333
Its nice playing the market but gotta put some cash in banks and/or insurance plans.
>>74009278
I don't really.
>>74009638
Pervert
alhamdulillah pak anak isteri gue sudah mengandung wkwkwkwk - Indonesian
>>74009865
how do you even make the sound 'wkwkwk'?
>>74008616
hot
>>74010218
Innit, m8?
>>73999902
rate my crap
goodnight