/brit/

>>73979911
Evropa is finished

Europe is saved

>>73979911
What is up with that tattoo?

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>oi mate, let us borrow your phone

taxation is theft

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the gf

The Ev is saved

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radical centrist here ama (pic of me)

Europe is falling apart


bsrcchnnnt

bsrrhnnt

>>73980018
getting a moped is super easy in the uk right?
like you do the test in one day and can drive out the same day with a moped

>>73979873
>>73979873
>>73979873

>>73979873
>>73979873
>>73979873

>>73979873
>>73979873
>>73979873

stop thread splitting yankie doodle

Sorry for fucking up the other thread, lads. I feel partly responsible for this typical yank cuck shit for a thread

>>73980029
>dog hairs all over clothes

dirty trampy bitch. silly slag

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rate the haul lads
>tfw to enlightened for /brit/

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the missus and her pals

>>73980091
>no /brit/ in subject
gas thyself

>>73980091
what thread is that? it's not /brit/

>>73980091
nobody here is threadsplitting you absolute mong

Don't understand why Macron is so bad

didn't even know who Hollande's party's candidate was until today and he got 7% of the vote, my sides

>>73980112
Idiot.

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>p-p-please why isnt anybody replying to me
>i-i-i-im definitely leaving this time! somebody stop me!

>>73980094
>>73980091
this is all your fault

>>73980129
>joyce
runt
Richard Evans is a fine historian though

>>73980112
moron

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things

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the so called battlestation

>>73980155
its the best method. love watching them cry.

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The pengest of tings

I still believe le pen will win

niggers and mussies are too lazy to vote

>>73980182
Please explain to me the things gimmick

>getting cucked the new thread by a YANK
>can't even put a subject in
>pretending you haven't fucked up and desperately trying to get people to move to your 'thread'

howling

>>73980183
>volvic juicy
good lad

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>>73980233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

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the bf just sent me this

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>>73980212
fantastic post

>>73980183
got the same chair haha

>>73980112
Rasheed

I thought people were just taking the piss but they actually believe she stands a chance against a radical centrist

>>73980131
sorry dont speak foreign

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>Le Pen will win
>Kek wills it!

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>>73980232
Heh

MACRON
LIB DEM
2017 - YEAR OF THE CENTRIST

Poster73980308
thank you for that (You)!!!
welcome to the /britbros/
posters can we get some HYPE in the thread!

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>>73980285

>>73980342
foy

imagine how many people got arrested for stealing cd's haha

>>73980311
>>73980342
>>73980346
>>73980350
sheed radar is going absolutely fucking mental

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NEED an earthmother gf

accidentally stole £25 headphones from an HMV once

desperately want to suck a cock

>>73980379
wot

>>73980379
ANTI-KEK'd

radical centrists WILL rise

>>73980043
>dean

Looks like a woman lmao

Anywhere, where can I purchase this outfit? Got a job interview soon and want to look my best.

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>>73980340
>sorry dont speak foreign
you're speaking foreign right now hun

>>73980379
ahahaha

>macron is a centrist
love this meme. he is leftists by all standards

>>73980350
>centrist parties
we're pro immigration, feminism, multiculturalism and every other thing that will ruin the country! Also we're going to cut taxes for the rich but raise them on the middle class and we'll support businesses over workers rights!
literally the worst of both worlds

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>>73980154
>>73980166
>>73980308

>>73980466
Fuck off Vlad

LADS I need your help

Tonight I need some real british porn, with real british slags speaking a real trashy british dialect.
Any series I should be looking for?

french people deserve to get killed by muzzies

I don't even give a shit

>>73980466
burger grease covered hands typed this post

>>73980483
doesn't it hurt the fish having a hook through its face like that?

>>73980449
Delete this

>>73980475
ah yes feminism
truly the scourge of our society

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the tea

>>73980284
is your bf a Tory minister or something?

macommunist

>>73980483
you just got counter-baited ;)

>>73980518
what burger you eating?

>>73980520
dont think they have nerves in their faces or something

>>73980427
hi x

>>73980466
centrism is just whatever the leftist teenagers here decide it is, pay it no attention

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>ah yes feminism
>truly the scourge of our society

lads if any of you are half-way decent looking I'll suck you off

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>>73980504
Fake taxi

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>>73980504
https://xhamster.com/movies/1815126/british_chav_stacey_gets_fucked_in_southend.html

literally just pulled a girl lads, she's coming over later convinced this girl i work with to come over tonight after some sexual chat

genuinely might lose my virginity, what the fuck do i do i'm panicking already

>>73980535
>the force that helped destroy the family unit
literal scourge

alri lads
haven't been on /brit/ for a few days
did I miss any new gimmicks?

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Somebody should make one of those youtube stream rooms and watch cops with me

I'd make it but I can't remember what the site is called

>>73980575
h-hey x

I never get the munchies when I smoke weed I just get super thirsty and drink liters of orange squash

>>73980535
the majority of women have been voting for socialist policies in every single country in the world ever since they were allowed to vote

need a bf

>>73980610
Calm down for one. You got this far already, you clearly know what you're doing

>>73980608
>british_chav_stacey_gets_fucked_in_southend
I see what you did there

>>73980635
youtube?

>pro immigration
>pro EU
>pro gay
>feminist
ah yes, macron is TRULY a radical centrist

france is fucked

Something BIG is going down in East Grinstead lads

that's a who-blow not a who-blot

pronounce it right you prick

>>73980610
don't care

>>73980698
nah there's a site where people in the chatroom can pick videos for everyone to watch

business idea: throw a tantrum

>>73980681
i don't know how i thought she was taking the piss because i'm ugly

do you think if i have a beer it will help? i don't want to not be able to get hard, i'm really scared i'll cum early

>>73980740
please mate any advice i appreciate

>>73980680
i'll be your bf
can we kiss and cuddle after we fuck?

@73980700
>>pro gay
>>feminist
everyone in this election is pro gay and feminist by yank standards

rorkes realised its over for them so they are SEETHING right now

>>73980752
Kageshi?

>>73980739
It's Hublot you uncultured freak

>>73980755
think the taigs in the thread beat you to this idea

>>73980765
should have said bf (female). sorry.

>>73980779
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANTED A PEN

>>73980608
gonna throw up

>>73980592
>>73980613
Thanks, doesn't look bad
>>73980608
HOWLING

Is this the right thread? Some autist made a lot of threads and I can't be bothered looking through them all.

>>73980700
the only anti-gay people in Europe nowadays are nazis and Muslims you mong.

>>73980779
What do you call a French Rorke?

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I feel so alone on a friday night ;___;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bag1gUxuU0g

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>"wot, better than this?"
>course it's better its my fucking knob you bitch

>>73980806
a hole's a hole, you can still fuck me like one

>>73980837
le rorke

gonna take a shit brb

>>73980610
Don't panic and try not to rush as that will give you away. Just be relaxed about everything.

It can be hard to know when to transition to kissing and then to shagging but just pretend you know what you're doing and don't hesitate.

Don't let her blow you before you start shaggong, you need to get this first one out the way asap.

>>73980540
what in the fuck is that?

You look like a grubby cunt

Phnom Penh? more like phnom peng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Egv5BOhBA

goin ere next week

I have skinny arms, skinny legs and chest. I have really defined cheekbones and jaw which has been filled out recently by gaining a little weight in my face and I have a really fat belly.

What exercises would you recommend?

>>73980837
ròurké

le state of rorkes nut right now

>>73980778
>>73980833
k doesn't change the fact that he is leftist. I don't care if he is centrist compared to a lefty shithole like europe

>>73980902
>implying
>you
>are
>even
>in
>asia

>lying
>on
>the
>internet
>for
>attention

>>73980903
Freestyle neck pullups

>>73980846
need a lana gf

>>73980903
stick with goblin mode mate

>>73980931
integrate into /brit/ or leave m'lad

>>73980903
exercise 1:
put the fork down

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>tfw france will soon have a radical centrist president

>>73980935
why are you giving him attention then

>>73980931
Even Trump is pro-gay you stupid paki. you lost this argument like a decade ago, nobody cares about benders anymore.

>73980935
i've posted a video of me having a beer on the rooftop of Chien hostel hanoi and you're still thinking it's impossible for people to have a holiday

bizarro

haha oops almost forgot about replying to autismo for a second

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LEFTIES UTTERY BTFO

what is the leftist solution to terrorism and immigrants setting up enclaves and being unwilling to properly integrate?

>>73980651
>I just get super thirsty and drink liters of orange squash
>direct pathway to diabetes

might as well get it from eating delicious shit food and enjoy every bite like most other fatarses as opposed to getting it from fucking orange juice

>runs over to you
>slams liberal agenda in your face

>>73981003
>>73981024
BEING PRO GAY IS A LEFTIST OPINION WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING
why is that so hard to understand

there are people on /pol/ who think Le Pen will actually win

>>73981014
You're a lying cunt post a timestamp then

>>73981039
ban all faith schools, shut down minority majority schools and provide social housing in rich areas for ethnic minorities

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>wearing a dress in a hot tub
What did she mean by this?

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>>73981037
>112.3%

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uZSAYA1x2H
http://vocaroo.com/i/s166ecpNrOr9

>>73981039
suicide

if i walked into the British Embassy and declared war on the UK, would they just laugh at me? :(

>>73980760
Aye have a beer, but just one

>>73981102
nigger

welp i kissed my first british qt on Friday

thanks for all your advices, /brit/! Hopefully I will fugg her soon

>>73981039
not sure, whats the right wing solution? deportation of ethnic minorities?

le pen vote % is rising the first was just an estimate

she is at 25% now macron is dropping

she probably won't win because fillon and melenchon voters are cucks but sheeds are getting BTFO

>>73981086
No it isn't. It's a liberal stance, and liberals sit in the radical centre

le pen is winning lads

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+elections&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=hPT8WO25HNHU8gfZwZzIBQ

>>73981147
I'm a big white boy, stay mad

>>73981093
I'm guessing you're the catholic from belfast I used to talk to but remind me why I wind you up so much? reply to someone else for a change mate you follow me about like a bad smell

>>73981113
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s166ecpNrOr9
been looking for this vocaroo forever

cheers la

>>73981173
don't click, antivirus is going fucking mental at me

>>73981039
extermination of religion
anti-imperialism, since war fuels terror
compulsory cultural exchange

>>73981173
THE FIRE RISES BROTHER

>>73981155
just a general hardline approach so yeh deportations for the more extreme immigrants instead of allowing them stay and live on benefits might be a better idea.

>>73981168
wrong. and liberals can be left or right you fucking retard

why is everyone saying le pen is winning? elections are next week

The Malaysian flag is the personality known as 'Ulster'
This filthy nonce received a permanent ban on his static IP for posting creep shots of schoolgirls
He will go to various lengths to deny this and finds others holiday pictures to try and 'prove' he is there


Do not engage with or acknowledge this pathetic man

>>73981173
pls dont click this i got a virus!!

Le Pen will actually get 51% in the first round

>>73981132
You'd be put in the Tower of London within 10 mins ebic FTW :DDDD

>>73981173
lefties btfo

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>>73981173
Nope. I won't do it.

>>73981226
they dont know how your election system works but still want to chime in

>>73979911
this is so tolerant, jolly good sir

Le pen has already won, she's literally being crowned prime minister as we speak
lefties are FUMING

>>73981217
Wrong you fucking retard

>>73981250
you can cross the atlantic in 10 mins now? :DDDD

>>73981226
she won the first round

probably got about 40-45% but elections are rigged

they gave two votes to all oversees french residents

Imagine getting genuinely upset at the prospect of someone not telling the truth on 4chan

he hangs around me like a bad suit

>>73981039
Suck their dick

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>>73981231
>if you get banne djust knock your router of and come back

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>73981281
she needs to be at 50%+ to win and I don't remember if this actually ever happened
stop being paranoid. really doubt 50% of voters would want to vote for le pen

>>73981282
turn your proxy off or post a timestamp you dumb twat

>>73981187
and texting a nig wearing a wig

unironically think le pen will win, when it comes down to 2 choices in that polling station frenchies surely wont' chuck their future away like that. correct me i'm wrong but i literally dont see what good could possibly come from voting macron over le pen

>>73981282
mate no one likes you're an autistic rat faced cunt that went to asia because you couldn't bang anyone in uk because you're a socially awkward nerd cunt

also you're a paedo bastard I hope you get butchered

>>73981306
polls are lying, suppression campaign from the MSM, i just saw her walking into le maison blanc followed by hordes of buttblasted lefties trying to kill her

@73981231

Consider this, if I was permanently banned who told you why I was banned and what for?

I'm in stitches over you getting upset that someone might be lying on 4chan about what they're doing at that moment in time

>ulster travelled half way around the world just to avoid his permaban so he could post on 4chan

quite pathetic

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going to have a bagel for tea

>>73981328
yes she needs over 50% in the second round because it's a 1v1 and most french people are cucks/sheeds so it wont happen but she won the first round by a massive margin

if your voting system wasn't so shit and rigged she would win

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> Bill holds up an Erlenmeyer flask. The audience ooohs.
> "Now this might look like water, but it's actually an aqueous solution."
> Audience starts clapping
> Electronic dance music starts playing
> Adam from the mythbusters comes out on a scooter with colorful beakers and a lab coat.
> Bill and Adam start dancing with beakers, audience cheers
> Record scratch, music abruptly stops
> Zoom into Bill's face, "Now let's get serious folks."
> "Can you believe there are still people who believe in God, and not climate change?"
> Audience erupts in laughter, more applause
> "Folks we have a very special guest here today to tell you why space is WOKE!"
> Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes out in a space suit
> Audience furiously clapping now, can barely contain themselves
> Tyson: "The potential for life is everywhere in the universe, Star Trek and Star Wars could be real!"
> Audience hands are now bleeding from all the clapping.
> Bill: "Well that's all the time we have today, join us next week when we tell you more about why science rocks!"
> Electric guitar solo, audience starts chanting aggressively "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" Their claps are now full repetitive nazi salutes.

>>73981345
>but i literally dont see what good could possibly come from voting macron over le pen
stability

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPnnHuK00Gk

>ulster travelled around the world because his family disowned him for being a nonce and now he's shagging kids in asia

can't fabricate it

>>73981402
>but she won the first round by a massive margin
howling, no she hasn't
and there's nothing wrong with a two round system to ensure the majority supports a candidate

should have guessed something was afoot when i first noticed an extremely annoying SE asian flag appear out of nowhere. not surprised its ulster. still making posts as shit as they've ever been.

When is the next /brit/ meetup?

http://www.esquire.co.uk/women/g9954/angelina-jolie-10-sexiest-films/

http://www.esquire.co.uk/women/g9954/angelina-jolie-10-sexiest-films/

http://www.esquire.co.uk/women/g9954/angelina-jolie-10-sexiest-films/

>>73981356
Were you not the lad from round near oldpark somewhere who used to admit having no mates and being a shut in?

wee 'tistic tantrum you're having

REE TURN THE PROXY OFF

REE TELL THE TRUTH

STOP LYING!!

>>73981345
status quo vs an unknown future

essentially clinton vs trump

>>73981457
she has m8 it's all been rigged by the globalists

macron got about 10% of the actual vote

AWWWWWWW
fucking hell really want one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFZuOdatFI

>>73981487
where is the timestamp
oh wait you're using a proxy

Fillion concedes backs Macron.

>>73981086
no it isn't you fat retard

>>73981356
He's not in Asia you fucking mong, he used to post from Brazil, Russia and others

is there some way to link spotify playlists to a car stereo?

>>73981345
>Keep your money and prosperity
>Or lose everything

73981487

>shagging kids in asia because you look like a rat

>>73981533
need melenchon to back le pen

would be actual bare scenes

>>73981086
alri rasheed, cool it, dont blow up or something

President Macron

having a beverage

how often do you need to cum to run out of cum?

>>73981439
>>73981388
2 very similar posts... makes u think

>>73981579
So the lad in the pictures in hanoi is me then? so what are you arguing about?

president donald bog nigger

>>73981624
37 times

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>tfw leaving for SE Asia next Saturday
soon all of /brit/ will be living in SE Asia
sailing off for the blessed realm

Published on Apr 23, 2017

- (Continued - 'Only Yesterday'- with Guitar - 'Sister Golden Hair' - Improvisation - Guitar)
- Covers filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 23 April 2017
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which I am being forced in to

could do with some macaroons rn to be honest

search fascism on twitter if you want a laugh

reminder that social conservatives are the enemy

>>73981624
if i do 4 a day it goes watery

pee is stored in the balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8WW6IWKAIs

>>73981515
Stop stealing my videos.

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WE DID IT

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>>73981636
you were banned for a reason. no one wants you here. and if anything you say about your life is true then no one likes you much irl either. sort your fucking life out and fuck off, shitposter.

shagging ur mum she rlly dum
eatin her arse, it taste like arse
i'm ur real dad, that make u sad
bease u suck and u a kuck

time to shower and shave the ol' tallywacker (get hairs on the base of the shaft fucking gas me)

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Meeting this trap I met on tinder in an hour lads, going to get the ol' willy wet.

>>73981636
look everyone, how he intentionally did not reply to this >>73981525 >>73981525 >>73981525 >>73981525
he CANNOT timestamp to prove he's in malaysia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>confirmed nonce with 3 friends and has a rat face is calling me autistic

>>73981624
you only get a buckets worth

>>73981652
this is spot on though
https://twitter.com/JasminMuj/status/856195755588976641

time /brit/?
is it really that time again?

>>73981725
don't you mean dry? the bum is dry

>>73981685
that's with the 10% added onto macron from rigged votes

I'm just not replying to a fucking YANK actually

>>73981744
of course

>>73981766
very smart post

>>73981549
bluetooth or an aux lead

>>73981710
pics please x

neighbour's washing machine is going ham and the wall is literally shaking rn

wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbyR_2jx2ZA

>>73981727
Stop stealing my videos.

>>73981783
please substantiate this claim with proofs?????

>>73981786
someone else (brit) asked for a timestamp and you ignored if so hmmm makes u think huh

not a fan of this thread, not comfy or funny at al

*breathes in fresh evening ari*

aaaaah, nothing like the fresh smell of the scottishc ountryside

*starts slapping arm veins*

*shoots up*

>>73981875
he's a confirmed nonce don't reply to him

>next round isn't until 7 may

what the fuck. I'm not wait for that

he's a literal junkie who used to post about taking heroin

no chance he could afford a flight to Asia, he's never left his council estate before

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>>73981900
>scottishc

>>73981875
*it not if

>>73981913
macron has won anyway it's rigged

Going on an internet campaign to stop people fabricating lies on brit

i heemed a heem

>>73981685
>Mr Macron won 23.7%, while Ms Le Pen won 21.7%, French TV says.


what the fuck is going on. why are all sources different

Just bought some green tea extract supplements

>>73981955
yes, rigged against him and he'll still win

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>>73981975
According to google.

ah, yes, just drink green tea

what is the association between heroin usage and haggis consumption?

>>73981975
Rorke is posting fake news here. Only official polls show Macron ahead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq07oHP_FwQ

>>73981985
ah yes, the establishment is definitely going to rally behind le pen now because they hate macron so much

>>73981738
it's literally the opposite of spot-on you fucking idiot. trump or le pen are no more facist than churchill, just classic liberals, the very guy who fought against hitler and the facism that nu-male speaks of in a world war

1. Rooibos
2. Green
3. Oolong
4. Fruit teas
5. Herbal teas

9001. "English Breakfast Tea"

>le pen

french names are silly

why are so many spanish women hardcore feminists?

>>73982066
the official polls say macron is ahead

the official vote count show le pen in the lead atm

>>73982111
hello nigger

LE

>>73981975
The official results aren't confirmed yet, everyone's guessing

>>73982111
alri gook

>>73982136
hey, how are you/

>>73982098
macron is not the one receiving foreign state aid for his campaign

dude just give her LE PEN HHAHAA

>>73982111
>fruit teas
eh, most of them are too sweet honestly
good for iced tea though

desu I prefer earl grey because it still has a bit of caffeine but more flavour

>>73982111
sheed

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bf & I

>>73982150
they're trying to confuse us while they rigg it

>>73982134
the initial polls released at 7 are more representative, they're usually basically spot on. Macron has won, and he'll win the second round easily.

>>73982111
dumb idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdH00IU_WM8
chunes

>>73982098
Dont reply to it

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macrons wife is older than his mum

fucking weirdo

>>73982165
he gets aid plenty of jewish banks

P O U N D B U R Y

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>>73982036
fake news

>>73982145
those 9gag comics were pretty funny ngl

>>73982220
You can tell she was a bit of crumpet 20 year ago

>>73982220
She was his teacher. Probably some weird teacher/student fetish

>>73982165
He'll get that and more now, just look at what happened to le pen in 2002

dont reply to the nonce whos shagging kids in asia

>>73982286
>marrying your own teacher

>>73982220
would absolutely plaster my walls with her vaginal excretion

newbrit
>>73982323
>>73982323
>>73982323

turn BBC news on lads, le pen interview very soon

*finishes singing*
*immediately recites my name, location, and today's date*

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did le poo win

(i said le poo because it's funny because poo)

>>73980535
It is. Unironically it is. Maybe not the biggest, but it's up there.

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>>73979911

Nothing will ever change the fact that the White master dick made the entire Earth his personal pocketpussy.