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WEW
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>>73970936
Kill all quffar desu senpai
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>>73970982
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This is cool.
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cities skylines
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>>73971055
*doesn't think it's cool and just stares at you*
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I think that most of you are wonderful people and I hope you look inside yourselves and find peace.
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>>73971033
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>>73971119
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Will not be using this thread.


Goodnight
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I just realized what I want to do with my life
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>>73971119
>>73971140
>>73971200
>>73971224
>>73971281
what a series of extremely low quality posts

foreigners pls leave
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>>73971224
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>>73971319
shan't
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Dumb brazilian indian poster
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>tfw you try to fit in with others and you're a tryhard, but when others do it it's "socializing".
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https://youtu.be/0bKkGeROiPA

besbol =D
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>>73971501
wtf i love baseball now
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>Baseball rules

Just kill me
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>you will never hold denmark in your arms while you teach her to swing a bat
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>>73971477
>babykiller

Lol OK there, hero
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>>73971312
What?
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really makes you do the thing
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>>73971807
I am going to study animals because animals interest me, i liked animals as a kid and that's what I want to do and I want that to be my identity
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Shall not be posting a menu today. You buds won't know what I will be eating tomorrow at all.
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>looking through archives of old /cum/ threads
>discover "cascadegate"
>instantly realize it's my bud messing with me
>mfw
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>>73971895
what did we do to deserve this
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>>73971888
No jobs.
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>>73971945
there are plenty of jobs in wildlife management
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>>73971945
I don't care I will find a way
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chicken pizziola is back at subway
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>>73971888
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hello
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>>73972024
good luck
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>>73971928
Alri lad here you go I'm sorry
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I guess denmarks an Xbox and I'm more an Atari
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>>73971910
If Cascadia were to be a thing, I think California and Alaska should be a part of it
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>>73971928
Alri lad here you go I'm sorry
Oops forgot pic
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The setup.
>>73968325
It comes and goes man. I've just gotten into the pass-time. Will it be lifelong? Possibly. Will I want to do it every week of every year? Probably not. It's a vice. It's good for you only in that it make you feel better.

I definitely prefer a pipe to most things, though.

My internet is shit because it's snowing in April... almost May.
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>>73972218
>Bran Buds
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> decent tier:
> soft-flame butane
> great tier:
> zippo
> absolute shit tier:
> matches
They never fucking work outdoors, and it makes your smoke taste like matchwood.
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>>73972292
reddit as fuck bro, piss off
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Is there a more annoying thread than /Culture Pals/?
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>>73972489
yes
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*makes you solve the captcha 13 times before you can post*
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>>73972428
no bully
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>>73972218
how are you still there

did they just forget about you
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fug zociedy
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>>73972520
So I'm not the only one??
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>>73972559
*steps outside*
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When you leave the hospital you're supposed to sign out or let the doctors know you're leaving or something, right?
Last time I was in Emergency I just left when my mom came to get me. I think the doctors had actually forgotten about me
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>>73972609
*Couldn't survive one day without the support of the society.
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>>73972475
> dismissing others as R*ddit
Literally R****t.

Holy fuck, internet is awful today. It's snowing like it's the middle of December.
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>>73972642
they tell you when to leave

you'll get discharge papers and then they'll point you to the door, or get a wheelchair if you need it
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>>73972545
No I see a doctor daily and nurses check on me p regularly
Might be here until the tenth cause I require IV every eight hours even though I'm cured
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L I F E
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I S
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A
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M E M E
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And i'm like fuck you
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>>73972715
Three pipe rotation. I use the 223 on Monday, the 209 on Tuesday, the Lorenzetti (black) on Wednesday, then the 223 again on Thursday, the 209 on Friday, and the Lorenzetti usually on weekends. Don't really smoke often on weekends.
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>>73972660
Mercy makes me so fucking hrd
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>>73972655
yeah...
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>Be europoor
>Won't be able to live here ever
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>>73972797
my friend embraced absurdism when he went got a criminal record for some stupid little thing
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>>73972922
nobody cares 2bh
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*fucks you*
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Feels good man to be an american
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Each pipe has a special personality, you see. They each represent a different expression of my own self.

Don't mess with me when I'm smoking my black pipe lol
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>>73972218
You better post those TWO (2) salisbury steaks tonight.
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Rate my pipe
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>>73973124
O-ok anon

I called for a nurse to disconnect my IV twenty minutes ago and no one has come ;_;
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>>73973084
>Sarnia

that's a proud patriotic Canadian
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>>73973147
Ah, yes, the aluminum Zulu. Smokes awful, gets hot, burns through quickly, but smokes Burleys like a dream, I've heard.
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Rate my pipe 2
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>>73973179
do it yourself and they'll come running
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>>73973199
*A little bit of barbecue sauce huh
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>>73973179
Maybe someone else is dying and they are busy.
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I have two more exams, then I get to go buy myself pokemon cards
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>>73972660
Source please
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>>73972218
What about 281 or 283 for supper? Also what happens if you order 174?
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>>73973237
But then I'd have to use the alcohol wipes I was planning on stealing
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>>73965068
Hope you have the mouth to match this girth
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>>73973311
https://my.mixtape.moe/witwqi.mp4
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No you will never live here. No europoor get that out of your mind.
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>>73973360
Veggies don't go as well with balls and gravy. I tried ordering a period once, you get nothing
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>>73973424
Me on the left
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r8 my pipe
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Got this one in January. It's the easiest to get a pipe cleaner through. I feel it's the least eccentric pipe. Just a bowl and a straight stem. Prefer it for dry tobaccos, though I try to dry out all of my tobaccos, so it's good for anything I guess.
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>>73973518
Nothing I hate more than a shitty transgender cocksucker than some shitty /brit/ memes

Go shove a dick up your ass somewhere else
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This one is good too. Usually put Virginia flake in it. Don't know why, just a habit. I guess I prefer Virginia tobacco on a Tuesday.
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Replace the word "pipe" with "cock"
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You will never release a bullet in my backyard europoor forget it.
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This one feels more eccentric so I stick the aromatics in it. Because aromatics are like incense, basically.
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No europoor forget it
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>>73973835
somebody took the time to make that meme
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my brain hurts a LOT
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Fuck off non /cum/ shitposters.
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>>73973835
> civilised and non-civilised
REEEEEEEEE
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>>73973744
Cola is literally trash only kids drink it .
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Don't even think about it europoor
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Have a zit on my nose
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>>73974009
F
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*marinates in deep thought*
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*marinating*
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>ah yes, messieur, I see you also partake in the smoking of pipes
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*doubt*
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Why would you smoke when vaping is an option
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>>73973983
Me on the right
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You will never be like us europoor you know that right?
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*smokes ganja from a bong*

Aaaaa sheeeeeit
Here's my pipe numbnuts hahahahaha
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Haven't really been paying attention to dune buds
Might just shit it off and go get coffee and a paper
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cum is so much better at night
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>>73974255
>>73973993
>>73973744
stop being so autistic
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>>73974182
Vaping is one thing, smoking is another. I'm not addicted to pipe tobacco. I've been addicted to vaping, but pipe tobacco is something I use to unwind for an 60+ minutes and for the flavour.

Smoke about twice a day.
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Hello thanks for flying Chinese airlines
Would you like to succ now or later?
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>>73974314
Your children won't experience it
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Wish I had more pics that weren't in black and white.
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>>73974379
now and later
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Okay I'll stop. I'm sorry.
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>>73974397
>implying ill ever have kids
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how can we save this thread?
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>>73974471
Thai bride
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>>73974487
asians are gross
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>>73974475
Download it to your hard drive.
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>>73974379
by far the cutest girl posted ITT
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>>73974308
I'll be the judge of that
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The only pipe related pics I have left are my pipe cleaners. /brit/ were enamoured with them.
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>>73974475
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/73970936/#73974475
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They're not just for arts and crafts. They're a napkin for your pipe. Cleans soot and moisture out of the stem so your pipe is ready for another smoke.
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My love is sweet
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>They're a napkin for your pipe. Cleans soot and moisture out of the stem so your pipe is ready for another smoke.
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>>73974828
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almost shit my pants
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pipe tobacco
are you fucking kidding me
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What the fuck is my life.
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>>73975107
post asians with bigger bums
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enjoy your 72hr vacation
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>>73975198
Who?
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>when you get tired of waiting for a nurse that wot how up so you flush your IV with memes
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>>73975023
What the fuck is wrong with that? I tried cigarettes 3 times in my life. That shit is treated in some factory with 80 different chemicals and stuck in paper tubes.

Pipe tobacco is just cured, cut, and the aromatics are "cased" with natural flavours. I've seen youtube videos of both cigarette and pipe tobacco manufacturing.

Pipe tobacco is small-batch and made by hand. Even the shit pipe tobacco is steps above cigarettes, because cigarettes are made for billions of nicotine fiends. Pipe tobacco is made for thousands of enthusiasts and hobbiests.

Like the difference between pumping out millions of gallons of cheap rum to stock shelves from New York to New Delhi, and making hundreds of gallons to satisfy a market of people who expect quality.
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>>73975461
bums I said BUMS
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>>73975479
Two weeks
I personally would like to thank the wagies that pay for me to be in here
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will someone PLEASE respond
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>Pipe tobacco is made for thousands of enthusiasts and hobbiests.
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>>73975540
t. tyrone
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>>73975565
No
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Calibabbies angery yes?
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>>73975589
thanks that helped
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:^)
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>>73975676
2016 was fine for me, I think I mostly searched for big fake tits in google
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christ imagine being a liberal commiefornian
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>>73975565
If you don't get attention what happens? Panic attacks? depression?
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gonna go look for some alcohol wipes to swipe to replace the one I used
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What happens to your 4chan pass if you get banned for spamming?
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>>73975583
Yes. That is the primary difference between the tobacco you find in pipes and cigars and the tobacco you find in cigarettes. It's a completey different market. One is for literally billions of people who need a fix. They'll smoke any cheap shit that's mildly palatable. The other is people who maybe smoke a few times a week or a few times a month. If the breed of leaf was changed in Marlboro reds from Burley tobacco to Maryland tobacco, no cigarette smoker would give a shit; and it's happened plenty of times with cigarette brands. That shit is so heavily treated it doesn't matter if they change the breed of leaf. Pipe smokers differentiate between Syrian and Cyprian Latakia. They actually think about the tobacco and where it comes from, how it's grown, it's characteristics, and how it tastes.
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>>73975780
Its the only way to join the inner party.
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>>73975808
You can't use the pass for the duration of your ban
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>>73975676
Is Mr. T dead?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>73975873
GET OFF ME RACISTS
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>>73975873
>>73975917
Dumb performance artist poster
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>>73975951
fuck off norway
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*spits on your face*
Fuck off
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stop fighting
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>>73973929
Technically, your brain can't feel pain. It is most likely the tissue outside the brain and the numerous blood vessels in the inner lining of your head that are damaged and hence you feel hurt in your head.
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>>73976133
ok, i'm sorry sweetie
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Why am i so angry and irritated all the time? I can't deny it anymore.

For fucks sake i'm coming to 4chan of all places. Anyone who's been in a similar situation, could you give me some insight?
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Walking home laddies
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hmm
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*unsheathes Gladius Hispaniensis*
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>>73975810
I'd also like to add, cigarette and pipe tobaccos only really share one breed of leaf in common; Burley.

Cigarettes are made from Burley, Maryland, Carolina, and Egyptian tobacco primarily. Small amounts of Virginia and Turkish are used in what are considered high-end cigarette tobacco brands.

Pipe tobaccos are made from Virginia, Burley, Cavendish, Turkish, Latakia, Perique, and Kentucky tobacco. Turkish and Virginia themselves having a large array of subgenres; bright Virginia, red Virginia, dark Virginia, Izmir, Samsun, Smyrna, et cetera.

I'm not saying it's not the same crop, but it's the same crop used in vastly different ways. As you can use any crop in different ways.
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>>73976192
Bad genetics
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>>73976192
Low blood sugar?
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>>73976192
Is it that time of the month?
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>laddies
its buddies
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>>73976482
Sure when i get home
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>look down
>see something i dont expect
>freak out for a second
>look down again
>it was my beard

I'm not a smart man
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>>73972061
uhm... salsa
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>>73976523
chaps
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>>73976193
doxed
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>>73976242
Good genetics everywhere except emotionally

>>73976303
I rarely eat sweets, when i do it makes me angrier.

>>73976312
Speaking from experience?
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>>73976523
Sure, lassie
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think about it
A leaf is smoking a leaf
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>>73976620
i want to see her on facial abuse, tbqhwy
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>>73976588
Yeah, I hate being around women when they get all bitchy for no reason. Enough to drive a man to drink excessively.
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why do we even allow manlets to lift weights? all they do is take up space
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>>73976620
she is perfect
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eczema's starting to break out on another finger now
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/cum/:
>Chile
>USA
>Malaysia
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>>73976620
5/10
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>>73976731
>square jaw
>perfect
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>>73976690
Jokes aside, i can't drink(i get happy when im drunk, but the next day I become a raging maniac).

Now that I quit cigarettes and weed to suppress it, nothing else helps.
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short people are not men
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>>73976857
And how tall might you be?
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>>73976920
6'3

the perfect male height
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I am a subhuman
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>>73976958
i'm 6'2"
fuck you for being taller than me
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I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, who were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
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>not being 6'7, the REAL perfect male height
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>>73976958
According to what standards? Women?

I love tall opponents because they can't take a shot worth a damn.

The perfect male height for not having a glass jaw is 5'10-6'1.
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>>73976958
Weight? BF%?
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>>73976823
So you're all sober and irritable, same here.
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>>73977068
it's larry bird's son
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>>73977147
It can't be the issue. I quit for a year before and it was the same thing.

Exercising 3-4 times a day doesn't help. It makes me even angrier.
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>>73977328
sounds like you have some anger issues
maybe go talk to a counsler or something
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>>73977328
exercising makes me angry when I can't reach my goals. I can't run for shit and right now my lifting is abysmal.

Try and meditate, or pray if thats your thing.
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lmao manlets

you all need to learn to be more like >>73976970
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>>73977504
*stands on tippy toes*
now whos the manlet faggot
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>ravioli county
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>>73976985
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>reddit flags
o am laffin
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;-)
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>>73977382
I'll try but all they do is prescribe meds, which led me into a psycotic episode.

>>73977485
My exercise is different. It's muay thai,running, and grappling. It makes me happy but also makes me angrier when I'm away from it.

For meditation, what do you reccomend as I don't have the patience for 20-30 minute daily sessions.
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>>73977744
tell them you don't want any prescriptions
but i think benzos would do you good
>>
>bail
>dread
>these
>>73977743
what did it mean by this
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>>73977743
>sin, suicide, lust
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non-stem majors turn in a paper every two weeks and whine about how hard their classes are
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reeeee
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>>73977865
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>nig

makes sense
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>>73977904
lmao
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>>73977916
>>
Pepe and that feel are friends. I don't like comics in which shitpostingpepe harasses that feel.
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>>73978114
i kno
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>>73978114
>>
>>73977812
What di they do? What are the withdrawals like(i compete and it's a banned substance i believe?)
>>
>>73978263
mind if I save this?
>>
We have too many foreigners
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>>73978319
>CIA
Yes I do, fuck off
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>>73978271
oh my god benzos are fucking amazing. i've never had actual benzos but i've had the generic stuff like lorazepam
i used to pop like 4 or 5 a day. takes all away all your bad feelings and replaces them with good feelings
kinda wana go to a psychiatrist and complain about anxiety so i can get more
>>
too late I already did
>>
>>73977744
Ask someone else but a start would be to just sit quietly for a few to ten minutes and try and not think about whats making you angry. Don't plot, don't plan, just focus on the positives in your life. Maybe some relaxing music playing. Or really angry music to get pumped up for another workout.
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>>73978401
>never had actual benzos
> lorazepam
Everything substance name that ends with -zepam or -zolam is a benzo.
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>reverse psychology works again
hehe
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>>73978509
Every*
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Save this image
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>>73977882
really made me think
>>
>>73978509
i was under the impression lorzepam was just a cheap generic alternative
never mind guess i have had actual benzos
>>
>>73978114
>>
coke
passion
past
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>>73978672
>>
>>73978672
anyone have the one where wojak orders tendies for pepe?
>>
heem
your
nan
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>>73976482
spidoros
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>>73978765
>>
>>73978723
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>73978666
There is more than one benzo. All have the same about six or seven effects. But for instance bromazepam helps better against anxiety than lorazepam and lorazepam makes more tired than bromazepam. If someone takes a lot of bromazepam he will also get tired though.
>>
>>73978723

I have never understood this image, what is it trying to convey?
>>
>>73978868
wojak was being autistic and pepe helped him out
>>
>>73978868
it's fucking adorable
that's what its trying to convey
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>>73978868
Only humans(see non-mexicans) will understand
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>>73978863
black metal forist
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yeah but why Wojak doesnt just tell Pepe "idk what to order bro"

Why does Pepe orders for him without wojak asking.

also why coke zero

also why KIDS chicken tenders instead of normal tenders
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>>73978601
I dont know why but I laughed at this
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>>73979033
yes
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Me on the right
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should meet another oriental
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>>73979123
Stop fetishizing yellow people
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How to not hate self and life?
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>>73979125
i could start sell my photos but im too lazy
and the photos would lose some of the feeling, hard to describe
>>
>>73979206
when you realize just is just a shit show with brief intermissions
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>>73979296
You can learn like Bob Ross did.
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>>73979296
this image upsets me
>>
>>73979296
its never too late to learn
>>
>>73979201
but they're so freaky
>>
>>73979387
Sorry you turned out gay
>>
r8 singing
Please excuse shitty mic and weak beginning
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V6XCmMP4kd
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>>73971055
Alolan Raichu is my fucking bro
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>>73978114
>tfw no friends
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>>73979495
beautiful
brought a tear to my eye
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>>73979296
Same

Except I'd just want to go to drawthreads and make anon's happy but drawing their shitty characters

Is that so much to ask
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What did they mean by this?
>>
I am a big boy
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>>73980059
you deserve a big meal
>>
Why are mexicans such bad posters?
>>
>>73980118
this looks like a regular meal to me minus the brownies
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>>73980118
Can I also have one, and ketchup?
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>>73980159
that's just the first course
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>>73980159
>he doesn't eat cosmic brownies
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>>73980202
i ate one that was buried in the playground for God know who long in middle school, i left a bad taste in my mouth to this day
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>>73979705
Really?
>>
>>73980271
>i ate one that was buried in the playground for God know *how* long in middle school, *it* left a bad taste in my mouth to this day

i need to start proofreading my sentences, its getting pretty bad
>>
Buncha fags in this thread
>>
>proofreading shitposts
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fred meyers has mac and cheese on sale
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Unironically want to start vaping. Someone recommend me a beginner vaping kit.
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>>73980425
Says the gay
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>>73980493
Unironically, vaping and playing online games is really comfy. Get whatever the fuck you want.
>>
>>73980479
That's what I get for lunch lad
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>>73980479
Nice. I love Fred Meyer's
>>
craving some KD now
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>>73980655
Have some bud
>>
new
>>73980720
>>73980720
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