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kelv

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anime

Currently putting hair removal cream around my anus

Thoughts?

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thoughts?

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Blair

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need a piss but someone else's in the loo

>>73969353

That's Scotland you mong

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doing a big think

why was Europe (primarily western Europe) able to produce by far the must impressive and advanced civilization, leaving every other region in the dust?

>>73969381
*opens gob*

well get on with it I haven't got all day

IF the bubbles feel good
hop on in and let me take you away

>>73969367
tried that once with my balls, the cream smelt so fucking bad i almost passed out plus my housemates were knocking on the bathroom door every now and again because of the smell and because i was in there for fucking ages.

females?

still in my nightsuit

>>73969423
white people

>>73969381
When mum has friends over I do it out the window
End up having to go around back with the hose to wash the bricks down because it starts to get that piss smell after a while

feel like thi sthread captures a core facet of britishness

whenever I go abroad I can't help but notice it's missing

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>>73969463
???

if peter hitchens didn't think suicide was immoral i think he would've committed it by now

>>73969457
I've used it on my balls before too, it never left a smell strong enough to leave the bathroom though

>>73969423
fewer natural predators
more harsh conditions, perhaps leading to houses
but this is not just western europe, this is europe and eastern asia
position and resources mostly

>>73969512
it was some cheap shit lol

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wish he had a second amendment

all I want to do is conceal carry a pistol for self defence, is that too much to ask?

>>73969423
inclusive institutions

such as the magna carta, liberal democracy and free trade

>>73969423
advantageous geography, abundant resources, temperate climate, efficiency of feudalism, organisation of the church
china and golden age pakiland were very impressive too at different points and for different reasons

>>73969423
Pints

>>73969463
nah, not my cup of tea

>>73969423
god blessed it with a temperate climate, good crops and domesticable animals

never gave to charity in my life and don't intend to,

how are bookies not just legit fortune tellers?

sunk two pints

saving the next two for the liverpool game

My favorite comment by a Sikh "We're the 7/11 guys not the 9/11 ones."

>>73969555
ahh yes all the times i've been in a gun battle down tescos

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-39686037

>>73969555
who?

>>73969598
ye haha that would be quite funny i suppose if i were a bleedin yankie

>>73969555
>wanting pakipoo, lisdicki, tim and greater london to be allowed guns

>>73969457
>>73969367
a girl i had a crush on rubbed a leg of mine in hair removal cream.

it didn't work though and i had hair on my leg after that.

she also didn't like me :(

jared diamond is a meme

>>73969598
Haha bro-tier xD

>>73969555
Manlet.

>>73969598
>favorite
>7/11
FOY

>>73969423
luck. technologically most of it was leapfrogging off advances made in the middle east and med.

>>73969619
how embarrassing to be carried over the line, first time with the two brothers was ok but I would be mortified if it happened to me

>>73969645
>greater london
I am a semi normie

It's just a prank bro haha there's a camera right there
*points at camera in the bush*

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Look how pale the baby is but apparently the father is black

I smell BLEACHED here

DONT LISTEN TO HER
listen to me
do whatever you like

I got a brand new .380 in the box, made like glocks
A shoebox of bullets, two clips, no safety lock

>>73969713
*punches you*

>>73969700
>Mediterranean
>not Europe

we're all semi normies in this thread

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>gf likes to roleplay as fucking cartoon characters
>'ok whatever lets just fugg'
>yday she says she'd like to roleplay as Snap, Crackle and Pop
>'yeah sure .. -wait, if I'm Snap and you're Crackle ... who's Pop...??'
>400lb 7'10 monster black bull bursts out of the wardrobe in red bellhop outfit shouting something about how 'we all gettin' FUCKED tonight!'

the gf

https://youtu.be/YebAIBbUXIU

>>73969734
>egypt
>turkey
>north africa
>not med as well

>>73969712
why dont you use your flag anymore

>>73969720
babies are often lighter in colour in skin and hair

also who is this

>march for science

what is the point of this

have people run out of things to complain about

>>73969720
Wouldn't a black man and a white woman be BLACKED?

>>73969720
POOO

>>73969720
moron

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Any takers?

>>73969774
its a star wars marketing stunt

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>>73969749
>girl has a lisp
>it's cute
>I have a lisp
>it's bent

Anyone here ever use kodi or w/e to stream stuff. Who is providing the free streams? Don't get why they'd choose to share their line

>>73969763
to make cheshire happier

>>73969775
he's saying the real dad is white

>>73969817
bit cheeky x

give me some bait to post on /pol/ lads

>>73969817
*gives a cheeky x*

>>73969774
strike a light, what will they think of next
march for food tech?
march for PE?
march for bloody bleeding arse holes if you ask me

About to break up with my girlfriend over cucking lads ffs

>>73969871
weren't into it after all then?

*swooces right in*

>>73969891

No I am she's refusing to cuck me

Pimps up, hoes down

Know a lad from uni who's really really conservative about everything. Autistic about the military, always banging on about how promiscuity is bad and all that.

But he's a fat, shut in with no friends. None of this shit he gets bothered by affects him at all, we could have no military and it wouldn't make a spit of difference to his every day life of popping to the shops and sitting at the computer. Promiscuity doesn't affect him at all either since a woman will never want to touch him. Very weird to get your cock in a knot about stuff that doesn't bother you at all.

things I like in women:

slight strabismus
tall and slim
northern irish accent

that is all

Got the prospective /gf2017/ wrapped around my finger lads
If I told her to cut herself she'd do it
Master puppeteer

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america is reddit: the country

>>73969927
LOL literally me!

>>73969864

Republicans do not want people to have control of their lives.

Right leaning people think they have power when in reality they are just cowards.

Just yesterday in Nashville TN I had a conservative looking faggot at Belmont start cussing me out for my Hillary sticker and walked up to my car with my girlfriend in it.
He said he was going to beat the shit out of me when I stepped out of my car.

So I pulled out my Chiappa RHINO and asked him very calmly if he just threatened me.
This gun is fucking huge and a lot more threatening than the caliber actually is.
He was just like "no, no I didn't."
To which I responded "You just said you were going to,"Kick my ass"".

I told him he had no idea who he was fucking with and flashed my military CAC at him.
"I'm not some pussy fucking teenager, i'm a fucking combat vet and i'll kill you if you don't walk away."

Needless to say dude mumbles shit and starts walking away.

Guess his ethnicity and what he looked like.

Anyways, that's the left’s power.
I openly stated my beliefs on my car, I held my ground, and I escalated the encounter appropriately. Dude had no idea how close he was to being blow the fuck away.

This is what the left can give you.

This is why the right is afraid of us.

Republicans are (((Big Brother))), they don't want you to have control.

Why else are conservative states and cities the first to ban weed?

>>73969762
Never denied that, retard

>>73969423
War, death and technology. We weren't really that far ahead of china a few hundred years ago

*ties your cock in a bona fide boy scout knot*
*sends you packing*

>>73969935
What was the point in this? Do they walk around in circles talking about science and shit? Were any of these knobs actually scientists or are they science enthusiasts?

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omg BAKA white ppl & drumpf ...

>>73969996
They FUCKING love science lad

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what emotion does this picture invoke in you?

>>73969996
>omg i heard drumpf or someone did something so im going to go walk down the street
>also look at all my selfies

Got some aussie think he's wrapped me round his finger because I said I'd cut mesen for him
Little does he know I've got a 7 inch cock

>>73969929
>northern irish
No such thing

>>73969996
another thinly veiled anti-drumpf march that everyone will have forgotten about in a week

mum joined a corbyn supporters group on facebook just so she can laugh at them all for being so insane

Business idea: Become a mechanic and then sabotage the oneitis' car before pulling up 'by chance' next to her as it breaks down, fixing it for her in return for sex.

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>tfw life comes at you at an angle

>>73970053
top lass

>>73969996
in america not being a bible literalist creationist is a radical thing.

i fucking HATE science

>>73970028
Makes me wonder what sort of twat would steal a freddo.

pretty stoked about the course offerings in my uni for the Fall semester tbqh ngl la

>>73970005
Tbf I think Redditisme is on the decline here, we're now entering a post-ironic meme age

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>Tony Blair has advised voters to consider backing Conservative or Liberal Democrat candidates in June’s general election

SCREECHING

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/tony-blair-vote-tory-or-lib-dem-where-they-are-open-minded-on-brexit

*comes at you from the right*

>>73970077
rasheed

>>73970053
>this lads mum told him she joined a labour group to "laugh at them" when in reality she wants to get railed by some wogs
ah yes the cuckservative

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>>73970028

Started a corbyn supporters page on Facebook just so I can laugh at all the ugly 50 year old tories joining ironically, pathetic.

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>>73970088
>when girls mention 'dank memes' on their tinder profiles

>>73969996
it doesn't make sense to us because there isn't a large contingent of people in the uk who unironically believe the earth is 6000 years old

>>73970091
>backing Conservative
>backing the hard brexiters

lmao, he's not even hiding it anymore

>>73970144
Don't call his mum a cuck.

>>73970144
uh
stop projecting

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

>>73970091
hes really gonna come back isnt he

>>73970091

>open minded about Brexit means disregarding democracy

Not even a Brexit supporter but lmfao

>>/pol/122431738
call this lad a bender

>>73969935
as long it doesn't get hijacked by SJWs shoehorning in all their ridiculous causes to the point it just turns into a big BLM/Refugees Welcome rally I fully support them

not hopeful of that though

>>73970203
>touch of a woman
protip: their hands usually smell of vagoo or arse

>>73970168
hes a rabid anti brexit establishment snake cunt who is DESPERATE to get back in power

>>73970236
bender

>>73970084
Stole many a Freddo in my youth
I was a regular Clyde, mum my Bonnie, when I would enter an establishment with freddos on sale from the ages of 6 until 13.

>>73970160
Our nutty religious people are getting louder lately.

>>73970236
>>73970236
>>73970236
>>73970236
>>73970236
FUCKING TWAT CAN'T EVEN LINK A SIMPLE CROSS BOARD POST FUCKING LMAO DICK HEAdd!!!1

>>73970249
>protip: their hands usually smell of vagoo
makes sense
>or arse
really?

wonder if women smell their fingers after scratching their vaginas

>>73970214
he's the best Prime Minister since Gladstone. His triumphant return will be the dawn of a new age.

Blairism means a return to Whiggism

>>73970178
>>73970193
>don't worry sweetie i'm only going to the labour march to laugh at all the big strong black men no no don't tell your father i'll surprise him with some pics when i come back and we'll all have a laugh over some after eights tata sweetie don't stay up ;-)

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>>73970282
delet this

im ash ketchum from pallet town, and im gunna be a pokaymon master!

>>73970273
yes, the muslims

doing a poo!

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>>73970160
>there isn't a large contingent of people in the uk who unironically believe the earth is 6000 years old
Isn't there?

bender below

*sniff*

Step dad is a useless cunt who lost his own house so mummy invited him to live with us. Hope this doesn't affect my inheritance...

love fanny

>>73970363
me on the right

>>73970400
bender

miss the sensation of sliding my willy into a womans fanny so i'm going to watch someone else do it instead :)

whenever someone crosslinks they're 300% more likely to get it wrong if it's a /pol/ link

really makes you think about the type of people who post there

have had sex but I have never brought a women to climax

Hate men, hate dicks, hate balls, hate arseholes, not a homophobe, just don't like 'em. Love women.

likes: fannys, tittys, bumbums
dislikes: fake people, willys, straight people, haters, jocks, weed smokers

>>73970447
Don't know how you can even fuck it up desu.

TONY BLAIR STANDING FOR LIB DEMS

NIGEL FARAGE STANDING FOR MONSTER RAVING LOONEY PARRY IN NORTH THANET

lads what's a good amount of time to last when having sex?

not sure what's considered quick or long

>>73970492
bender

>>73970568
10-15 minutes

men are just the extra model because all babies try to form as females

likes: footie, booze, JSA
dislikes: pakis, southeners, people who aren't overweight, rozzers, fancy food, pikeys

>>73970568
a good 2 hours

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the new 'top

MATT LUDFORD STANDING FOR UKIP IN BIRMINGHAM LADYWOOD

DAVID CAMERON STANDING IN YEOVIL

>>73970568
2-3 hours

t. sex god

MONICA HUSSAIN STANDING FOR UK INDEPENDENCE PARTY

>>73970623
literal billionaire

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>>73970492
>likes: fannys
>dislikes: straight people
buckinghamshire

business idea: round up all of the yanks and poms and lock them in a room for 24 hours

>>73970623
apples absolutely fucked it since 'obs died

YOUR MUM STANDING FOR CLIENTS AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS

>>73970623
They are peng

IN SUCH DISBELIEF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciBWNwjsY&index=6&list=RDQMS8BaDTH5KZM

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me on the right

can you lads just imagine if Le Pen actually wins and France leaves the EU too?

likes: waitrose, hollister, refugees, the EU
dislikes: white people, the united kingdom

LIB DEMS STANDING FOR, WELL NO-ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY STAND FOR REALLY

>>73970687
yeah

>>73970617
>>73970639
nobody can have sex for that long

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4436276/Take-contestant-Charlie-died-filming-show.html

this is weird, sounds like suicide, on his fb page seems the happiest of normies

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/MOMMY/ RUNNING FOR PM

>>73970687
would be great

>>73970683
you look like a right bender.

also the two girls look like the type where you take them both home hoping to shag the brunette but end up with the blonde instead

really hope you lids give us a favourable trade agreement so we can import things from the uk and sell them to germany

>>73970700
excellent post

>>73970687
we'll have to imagine because that is pure fantasy
whoever is left in round 2 not named le pen will win

ME STANDING FOR THE JO COX WAS A BREXITEER PARTY IN BATLEY AND SPEN

business idea: nuke australia

o wait :^)

>>73970687
*imagines it*
ok, what now?

>>73970714
newcunt

HOW COULD ANYONE TELL THEM THAT SOME THINGS
ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM

hahahaha

*commits suicide*

>>73970700
GLOBALISM

>>73970692

guess what british voter i am

likes: waitrose, the word marvellous, downtown abby
dislikes: the NHS, brown people (subtly), scotland

>>73970743
we can't make trade deals with the individual regional zones of the EU m8.

Le Pen has said if she wins she will expand France's borders to the Rhine!

weird to think china used to have its own architectural style

>>73970715
ah yes you cant be depressed if you make happy posts on social media

>>73970725
foy nonce twat

>>73970714
you know why they call him 190cm?

>>73970648
more like cuckinghamshire

would be based if Mummy May did a repeat of this in some way for Labour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6TgaPJcR0

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>>73970756
do somewun say spen

TIMOTHY BYRNE STANDING IN MARLOW

>>73970715
well it surely can't be that people project false images of themselves on social media, that would be absurd

AMERICANISM, NOT GLOBALISM, WILL BE OUR CREDO

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>>73970806
hehe funni :)

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>general full of NEETs
>voting for the Tories
Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

>>73970848
ah yes, boilerplate GOP neocon hack donald drumpf

>>73970623
loool track pad is ridiculously big now

Chang beer from thailand is the best i've ever had

>>73969555
Join the police

>>73970860
that girl seems like shed smell lovely and hot and dusty and dry

Which 'ub'ddits do you reckon Corbyn follows, lads?

>>73969555
you don't need a pistol

if citizens start carrying pistols
then the criminals start carrying pistols

>>73970568
I've done 45 minutes before

>>73970892
>lovely and hot and dusty and dry
hmm

didn't pull last night so it's been a solid 7 days since my last shag lmao feel like a proper virgin ahaha

>>73970874
ah yes, shareblue

>>73970892
Just like this
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

>>73970870
Business idea: socialism, but with nationalism also

>>73970902
r/cucksgonewild

>>73970860
nottingham mentioned

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Alri lads

How do I get rid of these?

>>73970902
/r/CapitalismVSocialism

>>73970930
haha same except it's been 7 weeks

>>73970902
r/alcoholism

>>73969555
You can get a CC handgun permit for self defence in Northern Direland

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>tfw used to be right wing NEET
>lost my virginity, became popular, got a degree
>mysteriously left wing policies began making more sense, right wing policies made less sense

mmmm....ah yes.....interesting....

>>73970956
bio oil

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>>73970848
*does globalist things as soon as he gets elected*
Heh, nothin personnel /pol/........

getting my daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up28hlTaqaA

>>73970938
>everyone who criticises my sellout president is a paid shill
very healthy outlook, m8.
>>>/pol/

Love how cheap opium is here, I carry around a 20 deck all tipped with opium

>>73970921
she looks like a desert smells
scorching hot windblown ferocity

gonna go gym

just gonna do pullups, dips and rowing machine for 15 mins haha

>>73970973
>higher taxes make more sense as you become more successful

doing 6 thinks at once

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>I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

>>73970997
I like to pretend that the "tim" he's talking to is timothy james byrne

>>73970956
shave your jugular

britain vs. croatia starting now lads

>>73970973
soon you'll be letting another man fuck your gf

business idea: scrap all taxes and just have a single sales tax

>>73971053
a classi

>>73970973
this is interesting because the opposite happened to me

>tfw used to be reddit-tier nice guy gentleman beta, very liberal lefty, had no work experience, no sexual experience
>tfw started to become right wing
>got more confidence, started seeing the world for how it is
>started getting jobs, being admired by teachers for my outspoken nature, lost my virginity, got a gf

>>73971046
LOL

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>Eat like a fucking pig for 6 months straight
>face gets fat
>neck gets fat
>arms get fat
>belly gets fat
>legs get fat
>arse gets fat
>hands get fat
>penis stays the same size

If evolution is "real" then why is this injustice allowed to happen?
Checkmate atheists.

>gf wanted to go to ikea to get some stuff
>go to ikea
>literally just walked around had some food and came back
>didnt buy a single thing.
women.

>>73970973
you went to university and started to lean left wing? hmm...

>>73970997
love him

>>73971114
'eano

government plan: make false promises to gain votes, then just continue to increase tax and cut public services

Why do right wing political parties have a healthy fear of their constituents, whereas left wing parties are constantly telling their voters to eat shit and accept compromise?

do you reckon johnathan pie lurks here?

marine le poop

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>went from having sex everyday to edging everyday to an imaginary 2D mum

how the FUCK did it get like this

>eat like a fucking pig
>entire being gets fat (like a fucking pig)
wtf i hate god now

I'll vote for whoever is going to make the house prices keep going up.

>>73971103
why are you lying mate haha

how come succesful british fighters are never actually british?

>lennox lewis

canadian/jamaican

>carl froch

polish

>tyson fury

irish

>anthony joshua

nigerian

>>73971167
yes

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Can't wait to vote for him again in 2020

>>73969457
Nads by any chance?

fucking hell I hate being around here with you bores but there is nothing fuckin else to do in life

>>73971186
ok i don't know if teachers admire or me or not, to be fair they might think i'm a right twat

the rest is true though mate, i've had better fortunes since my outlook on life and my political views changed

>>73971205
wtf I hate the bogdanovs now

>>73971205
He'll have died of advanced Alzheimer's by then la

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Just had the ol' barnet trimmed, what do you lads reckon?

>>73971223
bit rude

came into bed this e'en with feet like so many foot-shaped ice sculptures and rather than melt they have merely reconstituted themselves from flesh and blood, warm blood, and find themselves now entwined with those many-toed flippers of the mythical gf

http://www.strawpoll.me/12809058

http://www.strawpoll.me/12809058

http://www.strawpoll.me/12809058

>>73971103
So you just follow whatever meme ideology is popular on the internet. I see.

>>73971185
they all are

none of them know how to solve the problem

love it when the bf dresses up in womens clothing
makes it twice as hot

>>73971243
Get your fucking disgusting smeggy foreskin clipped while you're at it you mess

>>73971243
gay?

ohhh mithrandir o randir vithren
u-renaitach
nauva i nauva
i amar galen
noren sina
i reniad lin se mor

>>73971248
always got a hard on for are corbyn and any derivatives of corbyn

>>73971191
frank bruno is british

>>73971243
haha why'd you post a picture of a rat

I am extremely unsuccessful with women and resent them for making my life miserable, but then I disovered MGTOW so now I can pretend I'm celibate by choice

>>73971248
watching the results live

>>73971282
bit straight

>>73971255
nah i started becoming a rorke back in 2014 when rorkeism hadn't really become popular yet

Reminder that Saint Alban is the true patron saint of England.

>>73971306
bizarre post

>>73971248
isn't le pen economically left-wing? i'm not too well-versed on french politics but from what i've seen she seems quite socialist.

>>73971353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DVo_Tkht6Y

>>73971324
>I am extremely unsuccessful with women and resent them for making my life miserable
me

>>73971362
She wants to cut bennies to the 'sheeds I think

>>73971362
it doesn't make sense to place rorke parties on a left/right economic scale

>>73971346
he's a protomartyr

Black lads.

>>73971371
refuse to believe that finnish is a real language

might pull a deano move and go to zante this summer lads

>>73971362
she's the only candidate promising to do anything about the daily islamic terrorist attacks in france

that should get her a large vote from the white french demographic

>>73971345
Oh a hipster then, what's the next big thing going to be?

>>73971362
everything in france is left wing compared to here

anyone else slap and grab their arse when wanking?

>>73970997
this guy is fucking awful

ive got phimosis lads and i dont appreciate all the fun being made of my very serious condition
*sees a beautiful lady walk past me wiggling her big bottybum like she owns it*
AWOOOOOOOGA
*RRRRIIIPPPPPPP*
*eyes water*
*claret seeps into groin of my pantaloons, runoff dripping from my comically small codpiece*

>>73971401
Yes, and?

>>73971422
ironic neoconservatism

>>73971444
t. Tim

>>73971433
yeah my bfs

>>73971433
I like to pinch my nipples and finger my bumhole and moan softly

So which French candidate literally raises his wife's son as his own? Is it Fillon?

>>73971371
>ywn drive into the middle of rural finland, do a sauna and drink kilju by the lake before heading into town for sausage and beer

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>>73971446

>>73971422
christianity

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>>73971346
id use his flag on here if the bastards would let me

>2017
>not having phimosis

howling

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whatttt is up my dudes just bought 4 cans of guiness going to get so fucking wasted, what are you lot doing tonight?

>>73971525
masturbating

>>73971521
get a mcchicken - the best fast food sandwich

did le pen win

these are the daggers of the noldorin
dont worry perregrin took, they have already seen service in war

>>73971510
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>>73971510
>>73971510
>>73971510

NEW THREAD

>>73971525
Might order a huge pizza and then eat it all in one go so that I feel awful.

>>73971547
>going to a burger place for chicken
'sheed

>>73971525
guinness is an expensive way to getting wasted

>>73971525
getting high and self harm bruh

>>73971494
need to get this. does it work?

*Draws pistol*

>>73971487
this is an achievable goal, I wouldn't say you'd never do it if you really wanted to