*blocks your brexit* edition
Dont get why people call me misogynistic im really a feminist
I just hold women to a higher moral and ethical than most regular people
Cara
anime
plymouth is actually an alright place
Having 32 genders seems impractical
just did a massive shit
gay cunt
I just don't know what to do with myself.
I'm an imposter. I'm not "the Cara lad"
>>73965579
for you
hate you all 2bh
>>73965496
>my whole life I've felt like this, literally never been happy
same was true for me. Tried to kill myself with a load of pills but it didn't work and i just threw them all up, wasn't very nice to be QUITE honest.
After that some of the biggest and most effective changes I made were lifestyle based, taking regular exercise and eating healthily. Sounds like it wouldn't do anything but it helps your brain producing the necessary neurotransmitters which are deficient in people with depression. Keep up the antidepressants, change your lifestyle, get therapy
I wish I was German so I can sing German folk music
>>73965629
but your mum loves me aha
Good edition
>new thread autism
fucking neck yourself
>>73965645
They have folks music in America too. Go to the southern cowboy states, red states, conservative states.
>>73965636
>Tried to kill myself with a load of pills but it didn't work and i just threw them all up
same, funny looking back now haha
the gf i aspire to
i wish i was american so i could have my brains blown out in a mcdonalds drive through
>>73965608
always "me me me" with you
how about you talk about something else
>>73965690
no thanks, I'm white
Quite fancy the idea of moving to another country.
>>73965722
Well yeah they are as well.
>>73965636
>>73965691
fucking women
pills are a shit way of suicide
>>73965700
are you making fun of me?
>>73965730
Would like to travel but honestly can't see myself moving permanently or even for extended periods. Everywhere else seems on the whole much worse than life here
>>73965730
Same.
The drudgery of adult life seems a bit less when everything its a bit novel and foreign
rnadarn rnarsley, rnust rnixer rnake rnovies rnore rnellow? rniss rnelanie rnust rnake rnaroon rnatches. rnore rnixings rnake rnoonpies rnrnrnrn! rnartin rnoves rnernbers rnessily. rnaking rnoves rnore rnagically rnakes rnischa rnope. rny rnother rnakes rniniature, rnacaroon rnuffins rnost rnondays. rnatt rnakes rnillions rnanufacturing rnultipurpose rnachines. rnaybe rnusk rnelons rnaintain rnaxirnurn rnoisture. rnighty rnountains rnistreat rnagnificent rnagnolias. rnany rnissing rnoose rnigrate rnonthly. rnodern rnilitary rnasks rnortify rnere rnortals. rnultiple rnice rnay rnanipulate rnalcontent rnockingbirds. rnaple rnustard rnarrnelade rnight rnake rnango rnore rninty. rnarshrnallow rnonkeys rnake rnasterful rnates. rnale rninnows rnaintain rnassive rnilstone rnansions. rnarble rnonurnents rnagnify rnajor rnagic rnornents. rnost rnodern, rnerry rnen rnake rnelodious, rnesrnerizing rnusic. rnerrnaids rnaking rnacaroni rnay rnince rnarinated rneats. rnysterious rnen rnanage rnessy rneat rnarkets.
>>73965748
yeah
at least a knife to the heart is manly
>>73965694
Nice THICC juicy pussy.
>>73965748
well i know that now dont i haha x
There seem to be a lot more mtfs than ftms
>>73965730
If I was to hold one hand over my face now
Would you know me?
Or would you see the other side of me?
And if you were to notice
There is a plan I've been devising
To go, to go now, far away from here
And I gonna be so brave
And I gonna go so far away
>>73965748
20 years late with that advice dipshit
brits... more like bits of shit...
>Keep up the antidepressants
it's nearly 2 o clock!!!
>>73965759
hes complimenting your amazing food
>>73965722
>>73965779
This is how they sing
the girl I'm seeing is coming over later to 'watch a film'
think I'll watch Drive, the two times I've watched that with girls it's ended with my penis in their vagina
>>73965791
I was reading that there are a lot of MTF furries. Whereas there are virtually no girl (female) furries.
really made me ponder
>>73965791
yes, although irl the only two trannies i've known are both FtM
Pills are more of a runtish suicide method than wrist cutting 2bh
Attention seeking scum
>>73965779
haha classic aussie!
was on the shitter and splash made contact with my bellend
NOT happy
genuinely love pints.
>>73965832
haha good luck mate
is she fit?
>>73965830
>>73965842
YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED
>>73965832
real human bean
>>73965791
it's a lot easier to pass as ftm, maybe that's why it seems there are fewer of them
>>73965636
nah I've tried everything and nothing works, I know how fucked I am, I can barely butter toast, just going to stab myself in the heart, thanks for the advice though, hope everything keeps working out well for you x
>>73965832
runt film 2bh
can't fault you for using what works though
>>73965841
agreed, runtiest of all methods 2bh
gf sent me this
what's she playing at?
Mental that in other countries you gotta pay for shit when you go to the hospital lol.
What are they even doing?
>>73965866
racist
>>73965887
>it's a lot easier to pass as ftm
kek no
they're all short and look butch
>>73965901
sierra skye's a right munter
>>73965900
pleb
rnental *pfft*
>>73965835
there are at least a few female furries aren't there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ
very deviant interest anyway
>>73965839
i matched an ftm on tinder who passed well but i couldn't go through with it in the end
Think I might stop drinking pints.
>>73965901
Nice juicy gf
got a huge pimple on my batty
>>73965866
same
wish they didn't give me such headaches though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tln14oDy3oA
I think tim would make a decent punk musician
>>73965841
hanging yourself is real nigga shit. the amount of thought and preparation that goes into is truly horrifying. girl from round my area hanged herself completely and utterly unexpectedly. Parents and friends still have not the foggiest as to why.
>>73965949
innit tho
>>73965950
watched ali g today
he said batty in that
rnarginal *hngg*
like pints but love is too strong a word
>>73965872
she's a qt :)
>>73965948
I drank 12 pints of guinness last night
>>73965931
i'd wager at least somebody in this video is a (male)
>>73966003
Are you a pintman?
>>73966003
my poos are a disgrace after guinness
>>73966003
I drank ten pints of that Sam Smith's stout which is basically Guinness. And a load of rum. Feel like SHIT.
>>73966020
>12
>pintman
dislike wogs but hate is too strong a word
(not racist)
i love racism i hate pints
reminder males transition to females at a much higher rate than females transition to males
>men
absolute state
>>73966039
How much do you have to down to qualify as a pintman?
DARE YOU to google this word and find its definition
rnathematicaster
*sniggers*
>>73966048
put it this way
imagine being a manlet, skinny beta dork, then popping some pills and doing some squats and suddenly having people lusting over you over the internet so much so that you can literally chaturbate all day.
>>73966063
1 (one) pint
love Pakistanis hate racists
Business idea: seize the means of production
>>73966063
Senior Pintman - 30+
Intermediate Pintman- around 25
Junior Pintboy - 18+
those are pints not ages.
Production idea: seize the means of Business
>>73966117
Ok, I've got hold of mine, what now?
got a sore hip lads
love racism hate racists
Business idea: study for the big test and stop procrastinating.
love paki women
paki men should die
business idea: tinder for dogs
>>73966182
>big test
FOY
hate everyone and every thing
what a terrible fucking thread
business idea: tinder for gays
business idea: grindr for dogs
>>73966160
*rubs it better*
>>73966202
you get what you deserve
IT AIN'T SMEE
>>73966197
>>73966202
>>73966204
>>73966206
very good series of posts
Going to learn a language. Any recommendations?
>procrastinating
ABSOLUTELY despise this word
>>73966227
English.
hate pints, hate football, hate st george
love tea, love cricket, love pakis. not a lefty just the way it is
>australia
ABSOLUTELY despise this country
>>73966196
FOY
>>73966197
>>73966202
>>73966204
>>73966206
kafkaesque posts
>>73966227
russian
my fat cock and 6 stone of 50% dark chocolate
business idea: tinder for cucks
find a guy you want to fuck you wife/gf, drop her off, pick her up later when she is sexually fulfilled
thoughts
@73966226
don't care
>>73966251
t. tranny
>>73966227
Chinese
>>73966229
You should watch this presentation on procrastination :^) it's good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFQA998WiA
would it work?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK OFF
>>73966275
*invests*
always made me laugh when the dumb and vapid girls from my secondary school ended up killing themselves
it was always some shakespearean-esque attempt to get attention from their boyfriend/ex-boyfriend
stumbled upon a video of a jap girl dancing
there's a print of are leighton's accolade on the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBFn_PuuEHI
nice
odds: doobie
even: clean room
zero: kms
>>73966304
what is it
>>73966297
I'll watch it later
my big willy and 6 feet of pirelli rubber
business idea: move to canada or aus and watch the UK crash and burn from afar
>women are stupid for killing themselves
>men commit suicide at a higher rate
absolute state
Business idea: leave my room
unironically spent a good portion of my night being called attractive by several different people, some I've never met before
funny thing, life - to think i was blue all throughout highschool for being ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWBsLZHvieU
>they ask me where the hell I'm going
>at a thousand feet per second
Benson and Hedges blue are the most disgusting cigs I've ever smoked jesus fucking christ
my gaping asshole and 5 ohlins rear shocks
>>73966367
men have harder lives
women just want attention because they're vapid cunts
>>73966367
yea because women have life on easy mode
>>73966401
stop victimising yourself
>>73966367
women commit suicide more
men have a higher success rate
any pintmen in?
That Romanian was right about /brit/.
>>73966334
THICC ass juicy pussy!!
>>73966401
>>73966405
>we wuz good boys! we dindu nuffin
>it was them dang dirty feminists that make us kill ourselves!
schreeching
to do:
change bed sheets
wash the dishes
shower
clean the flat
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*meows*
cancelled my contract in regards to the continuation of my pulse
>>73966413
>women commit suicide more
should have said attempt, they attempt suicide more but use shit methods (usually pills) whereas men use more successful methods like hanging
>>73966396
what about Drum or Turners?
>close /brit/
>tell myself 'ok now let's concentrate'
>five minutes later i find myself scrolling down this thread again
what's wrong with me lads ;_;
>>73966425
never have i seen a gimmick rise and fall with such haste
>>73966447
this is what you get a gf for
>>73966401
ahh yes, the struggle is real as a white male in a 1st world country
>men have harder lives
>women just want attention because they're vapid cunts
agenda:
-clean room
-make pasta
-revise for very big very important exams
>>73966471
same ;_;
>>73966471
whatre you concentrating on
Would reallly appreciate your input here lads x
http://www.strawpoll.me/12808268
http://www.strawpoll.me/12808268
http://www.strawpoll.me/12808268
my dogs liver and 9 pints of apple juice
>>73966441
back off yea?
>>73966454
might say men just have bigger balls haha
>>73966471
habits are hard to break
D:
>>73966367
>>73966441
>>73966500
ah yes the manly aussies in their sunny paradise
la la la la la oh how could a MAN possibly be depressed and suicidal in the first world? la la la la la la
>implying that britain is first world
it's a grim, rain grey shithole
>>73966509
Got an assessment centre in 2 weeks, that i need study and prepare for.
Only have weekends to properly study because i work.
>>73966501
*tips Fedora with laser eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ2vj3RSCio
like this cover a lot
>>73966528
*becomes a tranny* ayoo we wuz logical and shieeet
how rnuch is a pint even haha
haven't changed the bedsheets in months desu
just applied for a job which involved copy + pasting a covering letter into a text box & clicking a box to attach my CV
*stretches* that's enough work for today
>>73966378
same, I never really think of my self as overly attractive but have always got female attention
my nose is too big I usually have bags and my hair is rarely made up well
truly a wonder to me
have bigger balls
have conditioned myself to recognise and immediately ignore any political post in /brit/
pity to he who is drawn into argument
*exhales comiclly large cigar*
ah indeed, the finer things
bumhole is *very* itchy today lads
>>73966570
>Working sundays
the state of ya
>>73966561
Unironically tree fiddy
>>73966534
> working while at uni
screaming
my bumhole only gets itchy when there's poo ready to be wiped
I have some seriously turbororke content I might just dump into this thread. Thoughts?
>>73966609
I'm not at uni you dope.
Who /12hourshift/ here?
just realised im probably never going to get into the jobs i want and the move abroad i want haha
realised im not that satisfied with my relaitionship with my gf either aha
think i am probably not making my parents that proud either lol
wonder if there's any point trying to do that stuff or maybe i should just get a boring job and become deano
can't think of a good 2017 gimmick
Haha yeah men have harder lives
*Gets paid £1 for every 70p female coworker earns*
*Walks streets safely at night not in fear of rape*
*Gets employed easier*
>>73966561
568ml
unless you're in the US....babby 473ml ''''''''pints''''''''' lmao
this girnrnick
>>73966616
do you use bidets in Australia
check 'em
>>73966643
>want
>want
>my gf
fuck off
>>73966633
reported for being underage kid
>>73966625
go ahead
this is a rorke general after all
>>73966609
>tfw only member of my house that's at uni without a job
poorfaggin to the max
Gimmick idea: stop reddit spacing
need a big willy
>>73966661
not cornrnon at all, but might see one here and there
uni's got a couple
Haven't played any video games in several years...do look back fondly on how comfy logging into WoW and spending a day playing it was though
>>73966645
>*Gets paid £1 for every 70p female coworker earns*
>*Gets employed easier*
these two are false
>>73966645
top tier bait
>>73966666
ahh
>>73966666
>>73966695
I'm
Out
>>73966666
checked senpai
grew out of videogames when i was 17
>>73966666
Don't tell me what to do
>>73966666
wew
>>73966643
what jobs do you want?
where do you want to move?
>>73966666
oh yea mate that's really
just
really
yes really
NOICE
>>73966679
Are you an actual donut?
i'm in one job and I need to study for a test to get another job.
Haha yeah men have things way worse
*Gets judged for the quality of my character and not my arse or physical appearance*
*Tells women to smile more*
i honestly dont think id mind being raped in my boipucci
dominated wholly, constantly in fear but also naturally aroused
hmm
>>73966673
>having any aspirations above a current position is wrong, because my current position is, in my opinion worse than yours
chuckie ft. LMFAO@ ur life
>>73966746
ever heard of manlets?
by truer form than any
the runts of /brit/ are many
their howls fill the melting pot
so soon i shall melt the lot
and giggle with joyous cowls
to their frightful shrieks and howls
and never think any more of them again
for indeed they are faulted runts, nay human men
>all in the same day
NEED a rorke gf
Something weird happened after I had a cheeky spliff or two last night
When I was in bed my bottom lip started violently shaking and then the shock of that happening made me completely sobre
reminder that a significant majority of /v/ was aussies (along with canadians and yanks) when we had /vint/
ah yes manchildren
>>73966745
dont really care tbqh
>>73966747
your ass would hurt to fuck man if they went in dry though. source: been fucked in the butt
CAUSE I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACE
I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT
AND I KNOW THEY DON'T WANT ME STAYING
>>73966742
something in the area of international politics. Specialist area in security or the middle east
I want to move to continental europe. Any of Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Netherlands, scandinavian cunts or if pressed Belgium/France
>>73966798
t. no fun allowed wet blanket
I completely agree women have it easier!
*Interrupts female coworker*
*Engages in misogynistic banter with the lads about how ""crazy"" women are*
might buy some condoms and leave one in my jeans pocket and put them in the wash so my parents don't think I'm a pathetic virgin and I'm shagging loadza birds
>>73966804
>ass
>butt
foy
>>73966814
nice ms paint comic d00d
>>73966795
ahh yes, the so-called "wonders" of marijuana
hope that brain damage was worth it
>>73966798
>a significant majority of this english-exclusive board was made up of inhabitants of majority english-speaking countries
ah yes
>>73966798
video games are fun
>>73966795
>almost whietying after 2 doobie
que
>>73966746
>men aren't judged on their appearance too
howling at this notion
>>73966814
screaming
hmmm, interesting
install gentoo
>>73966814
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
urm this is the board for international language and discussion sweetie and this is the general for the discussion of British culture :) x
>>73966746
*has my house, car and savings taken from me in a bitter divorce*
ah yes so easy
>>73966850
nice post advocating genocide
>>73966836
got some more, my dude
>>73966712
This. It's more like 1 pound to 75p
too many low quality posts, can't keep up
going to watch the latest edition of dash cam owners australia x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrwrcNkJN6s
wish this rorke cunt would fuck off with his racist paint comics
>>73966897
how can they be racist if they are true
>>73966850
that image is rubbish. thats like saying
"if we just got rid of every single person on benefits in the UK our benefits would cost the tax payer less money!"
doesn't solve anything.
Dont think anyone would deny black people are over represented in all of those things. Question is why and then what can be done about it
>>73966877
haha strawman comics ftw!!!
Fucking women have it so easy
*Has sex promiscuously*
*Gets called a lad*
*Slut shames women doing the same*
>>73965896
thankyou. I really do hope you change your mind x
>>73966897
bigot
>>73966897
very inflammatory post, please calm down
>>73966893
good channel check out /r/Roadcam and /r/Dashcam if you want
business idea: the /brit/ lads recreate their favourite frogs in paint
at what moment did you realise you have past your youth and will never reclaim it?
girl that my friend went out with when we were teenagers has now become a transgender man
bikes got 39.4 hp
>>73966950
how old are you
sunk half a pint
sinkingthe other half rn whilst watching the footy
>all these triggered roasties
>>73966937
love /r/roadcam
usually watch the top 10-20 posts of each week depending on how many good submissions there are that week :)
>>73966912
Think the point is just how much trouble their culture causes
>5'8
>>73966956
nice
>>73966814
>someone who isn't killing people is guilty of killing people because people who look like him might have
hm not sure i follow rorke's reasoning here.
>>73966950
when ma da beat the shit out of me when i was 14
*rattles the cage that is /brit/ causing a symphony of screeches*
heh hehehheheheh heheheh shhhh shhh shsh sh now now heheejeehehe ...........
the lads
jesus fucking christ
>>73966950
when the forehead started growing
>>73967007
>hm not sure i follow rorke's reasoning here.
not sure you did either, as that isn't the point the comic is trying to make
>>73967029
>runtball
>>73966950
don't feel like i missed out on much compared to be honest
what things could you do when you were younger that you can't do now?
>>73966912
>"if we just got rid of every single person on benefits in the UK our benefits would cost the tax payer less money!"
if we fired everyone who worked at a job centre and shut them all down you could save even more taxpayers money
and then you could just automatically give out benefits to people and it'd still be a lot cheaper
job centres are just "fake" job creation schemes like HR departments/companies
>>73967030
2 men
>>73966911
actually science would question whether there is such a thing as 'white people' and 'black people'
people from africa, with black skin are incredibly genetically diverse. there is no common gene amongst all members of any of the races we identify, that makes them that race.
>>73967030
even his wife looks like shes perpetually in pain
>>73967043
>runtpost
>>73967030
Fucking hell
Not sure why lefties are moaning about his supposed views on gays and abortions...the lad married a tranny
Women are so lucky
*Has sex with a black woman*
*Shames women for being with a black man*
>>73967030
>tim farron is actually more attractive than his wife
>>73967030
fucking putrid
>>73967030
looks exactly as you'd expect her too
do you reckon they both heavily use sedatives
>>73967030
state of this bloke, can see him getting utterly btfo in this election with a sandwich type incident
>>73966814
>>73967070
>people from africa, with black skin are incredibly genetically diverse
They will more similar to each other than to Europeans
cager BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vCDDiaMTFI
>>73966911
>>73967117
I don't understand why eating a sandwich is such a scandal in the United Kingdom
>>73967030
this is the grimmest picture I've ever seen in my life
>>73967030
actually thought this was fake, christ
>>73967123
thing is that's just literally not true haha x
>>73966836
>>73966862
>>73967123
>>73967007
Holy shit what the fuck happened to /brit/?
Are we being raided by /leftypol/?
Hate Tim Farron, love are Tim.
>>73967152
stop giving them (You)s you dumb cunt
corbyn would probably be a gimmick poster, evading any serious discussion
tim would probably be getting into all sorts of debates that he ends up losing because he can't make his arguments coherent
mummy may would just lurk, making notes on posters in a notepad.
>>73967030
literally bloke in a wig
fucks sake
>>73966947
>>73967123
that's not true though
blacks make up about 13% of the US population. and it's young black men doing the killings so it's less than 5% of the population committing over half of all murders
Fucked a fat girl again
>>73967152
its like 2 or 3 people posting the same images and saying the same things every day
really don't know how they still get (you)'s
business idea: both /brit/pol and /leftypol/ fuck off already
>>73967070
This will be the narrative when 1 billion Africans enter Europe in the coming century
what was he thinking?
>>73967185
all right fucking hours
>>73967056
you're not past your youth yet cunt
when you're an incontinent helpless husk of a person with a nurse following you around then you're there
>>73967129
That is not necessarily true.
I mean these people (from the indian ocean) here are more genetically similar to Japs, than to any modern African population.
Phenotype is really the ice-tip of race.
>>73967167
>mummy may would just lurk, making notes on posters in a notepad.
reminds me of the /trb/ archiver that wrote a 100 page book on a tripfag
>>73967200
good post
>>73967167
good post
business idea: not a fan of the business idea meme
>>73967225
99% sure it was King who done that.
>>73967208
which one
>>73967147
>>73967152
>>73967185
meant school shootings 2bh
not wrong there
>>73967197
How fat? From thicc to obese
>>73965546
>>73965546
>>73965546
migrate
fucking a fat girl in north america is fucking a normal girl
really need to vacuum my bedroom but cba haha
>>73967221
>I mean these people (from the indian ocean) here are more genetically similar to Japs, than to any modern African population.
no way, that's actually proper blown my mind
not even being sarcastic, that's proper mental. I also heard that australian aborigines are genetically closest to dravidian indians
>>73967030
>marrying a literal deano
shan't
>>73967154
his name is literally timothy james farron
>>73967256
kek
>>73967271
Yeah. There is also linkages between people from Papua and ancient siberian people (probably best represented by the indigenous ainu people of japan).
race is complicated, the history of human migration is a massive cluster fuck
NOT a fan of these reddit cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7M7yyRDHGc