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This shitrag just printed an article saying St. George was a Turkish-Arab! GET FUCKED. Any quick search around shows that his father was GREEK from cappadocia, and mother was GREEK from Lydia. How the fuck is Greece allowing as great a figure as St. George to be stolen by roaches just because his mother and father were born in areas stolen from Greek control? This makes me REEEEEE!

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/st-georges-day-symbol-of-the-far-right-was-an-immigrant-a7695511.html

Roastie lol

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you = no gf

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kelv

cant wait to have a gf so i can beat her to the pulp again

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me there on the right

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brekkie x

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> german meerschaum
> carved into crazy heads and shit
> turkish meerschaum
> intricate geometric patterns
Kind of funny that the two meerschaum pipe-making countries are Germany and Turkey. Meerschaum pipes are expensive pipes made from a clay-like material.

They gradually change shade over time, so a meerschaum smoked for years will turn amber.

seeing more and more fully muslim women wearing the whole binbag look they love but with their kids who aren't wearing hijabs etc and wearing western clothing like jeans and tops which reveal skin.

what is this sorcery.

>>73963190
looks revolting

>>73963128
You know Dragons aren't real right

>>73963218
it's called assimilation senpai

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too much drugs too much drugs too much drugs
too much bud too much skunk too much blunts
came through with an older og done too much aint gettin too much done
came through with an older og aint no one leavin til its done

watching attack on titan

watching attack on my nads

>>73963218
you only have to start wearing the veil when you hit puberty or something

bloody hell, the state of these tinder she-runts

absolutely dire

why is tim obsessed with the date?

Dont get why people call me misogynistic im really a feminist

I just hold women to a higher moral and ethical than most regular people

>>73963309
you'll allowed to have sex with the prophet muhammed at 9 though

>>73963218
how do you feel about pints and football?

reckon TRP is a plot to suppress the white man

I am Kim Jong Un and will nuke the UK unless I get exactly 1 (you), no more no less.

>>73963355
pints are cool. not fussed about footy. prefer rugby iio.

>>73963190
make this madman fucking stop

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who gonna win in france?

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> a German 'schaum

>>73963402
macron

>>73963402
Mélenchon

>>73963402
the le melon mon

>>73963402
Fillon

Can someone explain the jeffrey archer meme to me? I think he was before my time

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the gf

morning

hope no one is planning on celebrating the RACIST holiday today

>>73963402
habon

>>73963190
I had some black pudding and a pot noodle.

Only in FRANCE is there today more than even an inner unanimity between the plans of the Jew-controlled stock exchange and the desires of a chauvinistically oriented national statecraft. In this very identity lies an immense danger for Germany. Exactly for this reason France is, and re- mains by far, the most terrible enemy. This people, which is constantly becoming more negrofied constitutes, by its tie

With the aims of Jewish world dominion, a grim danger for the existence of the European white race. For infection in the heart of Europe through negro blood on the Rhine corresponds equally to the sadistic perverse vengefulness of this chauvinistic, hereditary enemy of our people, and to the ice-cold plan of the Jews thus to begin bastardizing the European continent at its core ana, through infection by inferior humanity, to deprive the white race of the foundations for a sovereign existence.

What France, spurred by its own vengefulness, methodically led by the Jew, is doing in Europe today, is a sin against the existence of white humanity, and some day will inspire against that nation all the avenging spirits of a knowledge which will have recognized race pollution as the original sin against mankind.

>>73963260
rest in peace castro saint

>>73963402
honhon

Got called a I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir in Tesco.

>>73963402
round 1 - 25/25 macron/le pen
round 2- 65/35 macron/le pen

>>73963402

le pen will MFGA (make france great again)

Think all my years on 4chan have caused irreparable damage

mephedrone is unironically the best party drug

>>73963402
what's this gimmick called? retarded pepe?

NEED, i repeat, NEED a nerdy below average looking chink-yank gf with a reddit-tier sense of humour

https://youtu.be/LgN-u7-DiTs

can't get past this level on a video game so ive decided to quit playing completely

>>73963475
i'm thinking this too

honestly kpop and the dancing girls thing is fucking weird

>>73963482
examples?
cant imagine what NEETs did without the internet all those decades ago, would probably be clinically depressed by now

macron is finished you lots are 2 weeks late

>>73963478
marion will (MMLPHA) make my le pen-is hard again

why YES i am AUSTRALIAN

>>73963525
they invented calculus

>>73963519
what are you stuck on

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>>73963455
wut

>>73963402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxguqarAuU
relevant

>>73963511
>not posting the GOAT Jeopardy girl

https://youtu.be/I1r0qIsoZcE

more like ausgaylian

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le pen will get the most votes but btfo in the run off

had a weird fucking dream last night
involved a matrix style manipulation of the world after a codeword was spoken in dumbledore's office

>>73963572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl37-zFICRs

prefer this

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>tfw middle class recluse with no access to weed dealer
How would one go about remedying this situation? Don't say get friends

>>73963593
CHEBS!?

>>73963593
is this real?

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is this the quintessential british man?

>>73963611
do you live in leicester

>>73963611
buy online

>>73963572
she's cute but seems annoying

>>73963611
yellow pages

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>why yes I am indeed Australian

>>73963593
lol

rorkes are all perverts

>>73963623
Yes

>>73963525
Embedding myself further in a niche forum full of young, estranged and socially awkward people has not been a good thing. Whether consciously or not, heavily engaging with this place has created a different standard for me in real life interactions. I feel more isolated than I've ever been.

Where do i throw the phone battery? Don't say recycle centres

>>73963611
Argos

>>73963688
out the window or into the river like you do with everything else

>>73963688

why not

>>73963688
oh just fuck off mate

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>Embedding myself further in a niche forum full of young, estranged and socially awkward people has not been a good thing. Whether consciously or not, heavily engaging with this place has created a different standard for me in real life interactions. I feel more isolated than I've ever been.

>>73963567
it's from Mein Kampf

>>73963686
more isolated ? you have a lot of """experience""" with """conversation""" do you not? as opposed to just sitting in your room, say.

>>73963686
chins up phimo

>>73963651
How exactly does this work?
>>73963637
No

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>Embedding myself further in a niche forum full of young, estranged and socially awkward people has not been a good thing. Whether consciously or not, heavily engaging with this place has created a different standard for me in real life interactions. I feel more isolated than I've ever been.

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>>73963678
you call me a perv if I post a white girl but start creaming your pants when I post a brown one? fuck off you spastic

>>73963771
oh so you're a racist white nationalist are you? why do you not fuck off from this website to stormfront then?

Mélenchon won 3 out of 4 non mainland places
Macron won the last one

>>73963688
I usually flush them down the toilet, so throw it into the street?

>>73963805
reddit has all the info you need about buying off the dark web.

>>73963815
kek

>>73963559
level 16

>>73963815
hello

woke up to niggas talking like me
woke up to niggas sounding like me

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>why no, I don't exclusively post thumbnails

>>73963582

m8

delte this right now

cuteness like that should be illegal

>>73963815
what does it mean

>>73963853
best song on the tape

>>73963843
yes hi

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>>73963815

do you agree with this

asked the fwb if she wanted a relationship with me and got turned down

paula radcliffe btfo

>>73963808
>holding a glass of white wine by the bowl
you can pretend to be a nuevo-elite socialite all you want darling but you're still a working class scummer

>>73963895
>I'm going to write a funny list!
>this is harder than I thought
>fuck nobody reads past the headline any more

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anime

Anyone else really struggle to talk to family members? I just got off the phone with my dad and fuck was it awkward, I never know what to say without sound autistic.

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>>73963887
he's first in 3 areas

how bent is it to use a replica cock on your arse just for the prostate stimulation?

>>73963718 #
>>73963734 #
>>73963737 #
>>73963819 #
I will throw it in the creek maybe. Seawater is useless anyway

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drinking some wine lads

>>73963912
ooo you bitch, put the claws away

>>73963912

ponce

>>73963976
No.

>>73963807
Been told I look like him, minus the glasses

>>73963218
I saw a woman wearing anarcho something burqua

my son just called me. cannot stand that bellend

>>73963976
paki perchance?

leaving now good afternoon

>>73963976
no

>>73963798
More isolated from real culture and society

>>73964051
She better not no-show x

>>73963999
he's clearly smelling it.

>>73963912
by the bowl?

Saw a guy talking to his phone on the dad. It was funny how he struggled

XConfessions is pretty kino

>>73964051
au revoir

>>73964080
yes the bowl

>>73964091
kek you're getting the hang of this

greetings 8)

>>73964108
Where else should you hold it? Base or the stem?

>>73964076
that's how civilised people drink wine

>>73964133
hello

>>73964108
what does it mean? i dont see a bowl

>>73964157
ugh

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might clean on the ol' chon folder

Odds play vidya
Evens shitpost all day

>>73960760

imagine not being a normie in aus

*puts fingers in mouth, pulling it apart*
My dads a banker and he banks all day

>>73964147
stem for white wine (chilled)
bowl for red wine (room temp)
thats traditional wine drinking etiquette. but she's faux-middle class and doesn't know a thing.

>>73964160
are you stupid mate? bother google with idiotic questions instead

>>73964147
stem

went to the show sittin in the front row in a black tracksuit and it just ended and everyone had to go home
bit pissed off ngl

odds i finally do a bit of that mountain of work that's been piling up over the months
evens no

>>73964147
stem you fucking povo

>>73964218
>>73964225
Seems pointless though doesn't it

>>73964194
>not doing both
Get another monitor you runtoid

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>>73964247

>>73964264
not really.

>>73964196
honestly don't understand how it's possible

>>73964247

bye cunt

>>73964264
it is

>>73964239
>>73964239
>>73964239

new thread for comfy convo with frogs and krauts

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>DIY today

>>73964325
Shan't

>>73964325
stop posting this you sad cunt

in what context did you guys learn that the top bit of a wine glass was called the bowl

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In a nightmare, I am falling from the ceiling into bed beside you
You're asleep, I'm screaming, shoving you to try to wake you up
And like before, you've got no interest in the life you live when you're awake
Your dreams still follow storylines, like fictions you would make

So I lie down against your back, until we're both back in the hospital
But now it's not a cancer ward, we're sleeping in the morgue
Men and women in blue and white, they are singing all around you
With heavy shovels holding earth
You're being buried to your neck
In that hospital bed, being buried quite alive now
I'm trying to dig you out but all you want is to be buried there together

You're screaming
And cursing
And angry
And hurting me
And then smiling
And crying
Apologizing

I've woken up, I'm in our bed, but there's no breathing body there beside me
Someone must have taken you while I was stuck asleep
But I know better as my eyes adjust
You've been gone for quite awhile now, and I don't work there in the hospital
(they had to let me go)

When I try to move my arms sometimes, they weigh too much to lift
I think you buried me awake my one and only parting gift
But you return to me at night
Just when I think I may have fallen asleep
Your face is up against mine
And I'm too terrified to speak

You're screaming
And cursing
And angry
And hurting me
And then smiling
And crying
Apologizing

proud of my average sized phimotic penis

>>73964408
nice

>>73964399
what other word is used to describe that shape?

>>73964417
not a word

>>73964399
What else would it be called?

>>73964408
she looks like the sort of person who lists "going out" and "socialising" as hobbies.

Wish I was French 2bh

rim and stem my bowl lads

>>73964480
Just say you are.

wish i was dead 2bh

>4 extra bank holidays
WTF I'M A CORBYNITE NOW

>>73964480
you can identify as french if you want

wish i was alive 2bh

>>73964505
not good for people on zero hours though

>>73964408
would do 2{b}h. any more?

>more bank holidays in the part of the year that already has loads of bank holiday

>>73964531
but if he got into power he's getting rid of zero hours contracts

nice try though

I'm available for a quick chat. I'll need your email address

wish i was a spooky ghost 2bh

oooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooo haha

I don't get bank holidays off so shan't be voting for comrade corbyn

>>73964492
>>73964508
Magnifique
Je suis Français!

don't get why people think i'm a misogynist. i reckon i'm more of a feminist to be honest, because i hold women to a higher moral and ethical standard than most people. Like i don't believe in paying for them on dates or giving them half of a divorce if they didn't contribute half, i don't believe in them picking guys on superficial traits rather than things like politeness and intelligence. I believe women should be treated first and foremost equally and therefore should be expected to be equal in their own approach to stuff like dating.

zero hours contracts are decent desu
you'll just have 1 hour contracts otherwise and people will lose jobs

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/22/labour-plan-four-new-bank-holidays-for-each-uk-patron-saint

>Labour plans four new bank holidays – one for each UK patron saint

wtf i love corbyn now!

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>>73964505
>they're all on a Sunday

>>73964433
i suppose its a fine word to describe that shape.
around me it was always just called the glass, like one calls a tumbler or a collins a glass; it contextually makes sense. if someone mentioned a bowl i'd be looking at the dishes.

>tories
>'we'll give you tax cuts..... but also decrease public expenditure in stuff you like...'

>labour
>'we'll give you a couple days off which won't majorly impact anything else'

hmm

>>73964576
[email protected]

Oy, ello.

I dunt sup oz ye ave a cuppa tea m8.

Mouy lads shant be shareeen you blimey wanka


That's literally what you retards sound like

>>73964678
show arsehole

>>73964678
hello nigger

>>73964678
no its not

>>73964678
FOY

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kek

>>73964678
bloody oath

>>73964693
i don't think he's confident enough to show his face

>>73964531
zero hours contracts should be annihilated

>>73964748
your mum should be annihilated

>>73963990
more bent than bumming a man

is it racist to call the asian-run corner shop a paki shop?

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>replying to autismo

was once tricked into eating one of them toxic waste sour sweet things at school and cried

>>73964774
ye

need a recommendation for something to watch laddos

>>73964784
oh god what a fucking loser!!!

>>73964789
rick and morty

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>"Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has told the BBC's Andrew Marr show that he is "angry and fed up" with the current state of the UK."

HE'S GOING ALL OUT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39683638

>>73964789
film - kidulthood
tv series - top boy

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so-called kino

>>73964789
*burp*

rick and errr morty

*burp*

god isn't real

>>73964847
'llo 'ger

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HAPPY TODAY!

just got called boss at the paki shop

>>73964822
He's also not likely to have getting rid of trident as a manifesto policy either

>>73964710
bit gay
also why are there so many indians on quora compared to others

>>73964819
haha so random xD

teh spork morty! xD

>>73964847
>tv series - top boy
series 1 is good

series 2 was fucking shit and became unwatchable before the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwPVk72GLfY

Good watch

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>>73964822
WTF I love Corbyn now

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>go to google hoping they haven't got a doodle so I can complain about how they did for st patricks day
>they do have a doodle

rorkes btfo!

cheeky gin and tonic in the garden

rick and morty isn't good

>>73964822
he looks really out of place in a suit

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*holds up spork*

genuinely love rick and morty

bottom boy was my nickname at school

>red wine

bossman called me a paki for charging him £5 for 5 tins of special brew

starting to get worried about the bossman

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>>73965017
shes holding it from the bowl

>>73965003
i like it

lads, where should I stab myself? In the neck or the heart? If it's the heart, should I just stab it straight in or up under my ribcage into my heart, or if it's in the neck, where exactly? What angle?

>alcohol

enjoy cirrhosis cunts

Why is it when Brits speak, it's all pizzazz but there's no substance behind it.

You guys can literally take a paragraph to write, "he took a shit"

>>73965017
need her on my face

>>73965069
stab your dog

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*holds it at the bowl*

just found out that carl froch knocked out george groves in front of 80,000 people at wembley stadium

>>73965069
heart, the neck is way too easy to fuck up

stab through the solar plexus slightly upward and toward your left hand

What the hell is happening in this thread? Are you guys communicating in some kind of code language developed over the years of being together? All the comments here seem to be random and almost no one responds to anyone else.

>>73965069
Stab your anus, mate. I'll give you a hand ;)

went out with the chef after work and drank a bit
went back home and drank more

passed out and somehow squished my glasses under me

very nice

>>73965082
love a good ramble

13
alri

howling at that assessment of the state of /brit/

mailto:73965113
subject:fuck off
cc:

fuck off you foreign cunt

>>73965109
Sounds good, thanks

>>73965102
good gosh

73965113
it's called meta posting you cunt

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>hi

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>>73965113
you wouldn't understand

more like PRICK and FARTY

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>>73963622

Shan't be replying to anyone else

need an upside down gf

http://www.strawpoll.me/12808092
http://www.strawpoll.me/12808092
http://www.strawpoll.me/12808092

important

what do millionaire neets do all day

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*experiences tfw no gf*

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gf, the

>CAPTCHA

FOY

>>73965190
>faggot
FOY

>>73965153
Sauce

>>73965190
I already am a faggot and a virgin. Literally cannot find a lad anywhere to shag.

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>>73965190
>captcha on a strawpoll

still cant get over how the romanian savaged brit

>>73965195
spend money and post on instagram about it

>>73964822
how long before he says he wants to send them all home

>>73965113
>Are you guys communicating in some kind of code language developed over the years of being together?
ye lol
>All the comments here seem to be random and almost no one responds to anyone else.
posting in /brit/ is just like throwing shit at a wall until it sticks and you get a (You) or 2

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>>73965225
Don't believe you

>>73965153
>>73965202
>>73965204
NEEEEED them to sit on my face

>>73965225
*raises paw*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovo7G5Wk1RY

>>73965190
had a fair bit of sex and i don't feel any different from how i was when i was a virgin except some peace of mind knowing that at least one girl wanted to have sex with me.

being gay on the other hand seems like a lot of fun.

>>73965195
notch argues with everyone and shitposts on twitter then sometimes he has parties in his mansion or something

voted to die a virgin rather than be a faggot but luckily it's too late for me to do former so I won't have to do that latter haha

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/bbl-b/britt/ frir,.0-frie.nds,.

T H I C C juicy nazi girlfriend

>>73965113
this thread has indeed developed its own methods of communication and etiquette

the tories, the tories the labour the lib dem the lib tories labour UKIP the greens snp elections theresa may doing labour dems lib ukip tories coservative party of scotland and democratic tories of ukip

>>73965017
nice minion

If you're still replying directly to posts like it's 2016 you need to get the fuck out.

>>73965180
NEED a marion gf

>>73965261
I swear I'm being honest, doesn't help that I live in a town that's literally 50% paki and the rest of the white lads are inbred mongs. Might as well kill myself haha

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I'm floating towards the sun

the sun of nothing

>>73965310
Holy shit, just fuck off already

disgusting diseased vermin, you

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"socialism is bad because people have to go hung-"

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>>73965274
hmmm?

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Alri

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*beep*

munching on a cola calipo rn

>>73965321
a marion cotillard gf desu

>>73965323
The state of England

alri chebs lad?

>>73965351
I don't get what you're comparing here

>>73965069
neither, la x

howling at the spastics that replied to that romanian cunt

>>73965389
not an option tbqh x

>>73965346
>>73965180
NAZI GIRLFRIEND NICE JUICY BOOTY

the (my) girnrnick

>>73965384
it's a joke, on the left is the USA (capitalist), on the right is Venezuela (socialist)
I want to put my willy in the Venezuelan but not the american

>>73965284
>32 genders

FUCK off

>>73965353
>ywn eat them out

stop calling marion a nazi

shall be purchasing a tesco meal deal today x

need a titcow paki gf asap

>>73965396
why?

french nazi slag

Told the prospective /gf2017/ that I slept with someone while drunk last night (lie) just to see how she reacts
Managed to turn the argument around on her and she's apologising for being angry with me
who here /puppeteer/

>>73965433
Nice juicy nazi pussy

>>73965401
yeah it is, if you're serious call the samaritans or something and get some therapy m8. Speaking from experience, you can get better

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>posting in /brit/ is just like throwing shit at a wall until it sticks and you get a (You) or 2

The British? Not a fan

>>73965404
you sound like an African male

howling at the spastic that (you)'d me

get your head checked, son

>>73965465
my whole life I've felt like this, literally never been happy, I'm tired of telling people the same thing and I literally got told I can't be helped anyway, all they do is up my anti-depressants and make it harder for me to cum

>>73965460
>>73965480
THICC juicy pussy

just filtered the british flag

>>73965421
we don't eat stray cats, stop thinking with your penis

>>73965284
political correctness gone mad

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>le I'm depressed
>might le kill myself

just filtered rny pulse

>>73963100
>>73963100
>>73963100

NEW
>>73965546
>>73965546
>>73965546
>>73965546

>>73965504
>british flag
no such thing

>>73965544
>>73965549
Well done

>>73965284
Can't we just compromise on 3 or something and call it a day lads.

>>73965284
STATE of the beeb
that woman's not a genius either though

genuinely love pints