takin ye hostage edition
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
got a fit gf and loadsa money but 4000 words to right by midday
>>73961306
Abu-jaishi-al-britani
Let's imagine a day without immigrants
You wake up in the morning, birds are singing because no niggers killed them.
You take a piss and it doesn't burn because you have affordable healthcare.
You grab the newspaper, nobody got murdered yesterday, but feminism is dead.
You eat a bowl of cereal and don't get cancer, then kiss your wife because it's easy to find a girl.
Off to work, because everyone has a job and the salary is better since the demand is higher.
You pass by the mailbox, and there is no vandalism, your neighbor waves at you.
You leave your car in the driveway and take the bus and it's not packed, you have plenty of space.
You didn't have to pay a fare because public transportation is free.
The roads are in perfect condition because nobody is eating your taxes with welfare checks.
Out the window, you don't see any homeless, because they were able to find a job and house since rents are significantly cheaper.
Therapy centers are going bankrupt because there are almost no drug dealers left, and jails are practically empty.
You get to work and don't have to worry about some idiot shooting up the place.
That's because the quality of life has increased and people are generally happy, also there are no terrorists.
You finish your 6 hour shift, because laws have been passed to prevent exploitation.
You pass by the grocery to get supper, everything is cheap and good quality.
On the way home you see children singing as they're walking and wave to them.
When you get home, everything is intact because you haven't been robbed.
You make supper with your wife and have small talk about your day.
Your kids come home from school and didn't get bullied.
Today they learned how to build things and critical thinking instead of getting brainwashed.
After supper you bring the family to a community organised activity.
Everyone had fun and is tired, so you go to bed early.
Good night beautiful world.
0161
janny on the map
>>73961342
shan't
>>73961342
Shan't
>>73961303
that is something they've had since the napoleonic days pham.
>>73961327
uh.. we'll have another census in 2021?
>>73961342
haven't read beyond the first sentence but reeks of rorke
listening to lil durk while cooking lunch
>>73961342
shan't
Islamist gun battles.
this is the mindset of the average woman these days
>>73961369
tryna fuckin one up me cunt?
just put to ol' cheese and ham toasties in the george foreman
>>73961342
>On the way home you see children singing as they're walking and wave to them.
NONCE
Can't stand rugby full of middle class twats
>>73961342
It's mental that people think that vandalism and scrounging and people riding on buses and drug dealing and terrorism and robbery are only done by immigrants.
ISIS was roasted they couldn't overcome their war. Since everyone turned their backs to them.
My dad used to smoke a pipe tbqh, guess he was a bit of a hat man. Was more acceptable back in the 70s though.
Now this is a story all about how
My party got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became Prime Minister Tony Blair
In Willowbrae, Edinburgh born and raised
In the library was where I spent most of my days
Readin’ some maxims, relaxin' all cool
And all learnin’ ‘bout Engels (oh, what a fool)
When a couple of Leftists who were up to no good
Started pledging their allegiances to Michael Foot
Thatcher was winning elections, which I just couldn’t bear
That’s when I became the Right Honourable Anthony Blair.
So Foot got booted and Kinnock uprooted
And Major’s right-wing rule was barely disputed
So what about Smith’s leadership? With luck it
Reformed the party a bit, but then he kicked the bucket.
Party head, yo, this is dead
I’d rather be the head of the country instead.
Becoming the first Labour PM since Callaghan?
Man, what a great plan.
Election 97’, and when it came near
The Labour landslide – well, things can only get better from here
At first I thought that this kind of election was rare
But then I won two more.
Hague and Howard just can’t compare.
I pulled up to the House about 2007
And I yelled to the Commons, "I’ll see you in Heaven”
I looked at my Kingdom
I was finally there
The greatest PM since Gladstone: Blair.
>look here Mr juncker, if the deal is unfavourable towards us, well, there will be WMD's found in Brussels.
>You know the rest
>>73961400
same
'shall we watch the ol' ruggers'
go fuck yourself you upper middle class southern twat, i hate you and everything you fucking stand for REEEEEEEEE
>>73961400
SWIIIIIIIIIIIING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>73961320
UNCLE
N
C
L
E
Yeah that's why the iraqi army defeated them. It's with the help of sunni's
*shows you his personal pipe pouch*
You see, it's a simple rotation. I smoke the 223 on Monday, the 209 on Tuesday, the Lorenzetti on Wednesday, then I go back to the 223 on Thursday, and usually finish the week with my 209. The Lorenzetti is probably my most stylish pipe of the three, and I smoke it on weekends, though I don't smoke most weekends.
Cool, huh?
>>73961415
exquisite post
>the Jamaican LABOUR Party is the right-wing party of Jamaica
>the People's NATIONAL Front is the left-wing party of Jamaica
This made me do a really big think
>>73961430
back to the mines runt
>>73961375
like that song of his with dej loaf
dej is great
fuck im hungry
mr president Mélenchon
But shiite militia are backed by Iran. Because nuri al maliki was a underwear salesman.
>>73961443
One day it'll be funny I'm sure of it.
>>73961445
>using a lighter
absolutely atrocious form
pipes are meant to be lit with a wooden match
>>73961430
Fuck Blur too, middle class southern twats
need a macron president
>>73961484
unironically battier than Corbyn
>>73961484
>not voting for a woman
bigot
>>73961430
lmao, the projection is strong here.
>>73961501
absolute runt post
>when you see 30/40yr old men dressed like Oasis impersonators
fucking howling at these jacamo runts
Why is he even talking about the Syrian war?
>>73961460
That being nominally nationalist or socialist doesn't actually mean anything?
For example the (((((CONSERVATIVE))))) party of Great Britain legalising homo marriage
google earth has a rudimentary flight sim on it
>>73961490
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6YfWysFm0nvLl0k0/giphy.gif
>>73961415
>>73961429
TONY COME BACK AND SAVE US PLEASE
>>73961469
yes good love song
don't like girls with big feet/hands
said to my parents at dinner last night that we need to send them back, said i was insensitive and slefish
hmmm
Let him talk his gibberish. He'll be running amok soon.
Just had some REALLY unsatisfactory sausages lads, richmonds.
>crispy on the outside
>soft as fuck on the inside
>>73961520
>faggotry
>in any way an issue conservatism should be concerned with
>why yes, I do make use of the (((triple parentheses))) meme
>>73961530
the gf has very cute small feet :))
>>73961545
well you did buy richmonds you fucking idiot
Mum is a rorke on immigration, big lefty on everything else though
>>73961558
fuck off nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTyfVh3nmU
diplo is fucking QUALITY
>>73961558
my ex gf was the same
loved seeing her tiny hands around my cock
>>73961569
good lass
>>73961554
hatberg
theres a rich pong of ploppy poo strong in the air
>>73961514
yea
Just realised I'm young and carefree and summer is soon and life is good
>>73961554
t. Shlomo Redditberg
should we make the table longer or the door stronger lads? i reckon table
>>73961583
nonce
>>73961554
>triple parentheses
Lad it's not triple parentheses, it's multiple ones. You can have as many as you want above two.
MEME OFF BRO, YOU AND ME
3hunna did time for them
>>73961494
good lad
Le Pen won't win
>>73961562
What should I buy then? X
Our great British fleet. Our ancestors.
>>73961494
fuck off
>>73961598
she was only 5 years younger mate
>>73961601
could not care less about /pol/ gimmicks
haven't visited that board for 2 years
buy most of my clothes from george
>>73961622
try decent sausages. how are you this inept? jfc
Ever made love to the woman of your dreams in a room full of money out in london and she screams?
harrisburg oh harrisburg the plant is melting down
>>73961633
so 11?
>*invades your country*
>nothin personal kid
Remembering 11 year old Francis Rowntree who died on this day in 1972 after being shot by a British soldier in Ireland
>juncker wouldn't budge, LOL
le pen will win
trips confirm
>>73961633
t. 18 year old
buy most of my clothes from chairty shops
>>73961662
I hate the UK they invaded many Islamic territories.
>>73961664
LOL
steal most of my clothes from donation bins
THE chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6cSk5jgn8
if le pen wins I will slice off my le penis and post it here
>>73961699
your mums fanny is a sperm donation bin
>>73961625
>you will never be an officer in the 18th century Royal Navy
Just fucking gas me already
Schoolboy rugby on tour was a real eye-opener for me. I pretty much adhered to the Welsh stereotype as a kid - from the valleys, rough around the edges and liberal use of curse words.
Our local club went on a small tour of Surrey and the London Suburbs to a number of private schools. Crikey. I know how those Russian dudes felt turning up to Hogwarts in that Harry Potter Goblet film.
Heated indoor swimming pools, full on gyms, changing rooms nicer than the hotel we were staying in. "Holy fuck" was one of the politer phrases used to compliment the places.
It couldn't have been more different to what we were used to, playing Sunday morning rugby, halfway up an exposed mountain with drizzle blowing sideways into our faces.
The one thing that hammered home the differences was during one match, one of their players ran over to the referee and went: "Referee, referee sir, that boy over there [pointing to our prop] pushed me over quite deliberately". We were stunned. Did he really just do that? Our prop's defence: "Pushed him over? I hardly fucking touched him mun [14 years old]".
It really, really is a game for people of all shapes, sizes and demographics.
We absolutely trounced them.
Meeting this trap I met on Tinder in about an hour, pretty nervous.
Never slept with one before, any tips?
don't buy clothes because I wear the same 3 outfits indefinitely
dont even wear clothes
>>73961716
so is your arsehole
trump is german for fart
le pen is french for the pen
what next?
>>73961625
delet
>>73961699
>>73961716
a pear of great posts
of epic proportions
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
just found out im gay lads
Make all my own clothes from scratch
just found out my bf is gay lads
>>73961646
Any recommended brands? Xx
>>73961757
Hahaha great Sailors nations
>>73961717
Ah yes, dying of scurvy/dehydration, being thrown overboard and left to drown or just peppered by giant splinters when you ship gets blasted by enemy cannon fire.
Sounds brilliant.
give it to me straight, like a pear cider thats made from 100% pears
>>73961767
bender
>>73961736
Why did you type this out? lmao
>>73961736
t. welsh who lose to everybody
just found out lads who fancy other lads are gay lads
just remembered im a paki and screamed
just told my bf im gay but im actually not haha
just found out i'm theresa may lads
Exquisite Blairposting in this thread. It will go down much better in brit/pol/, so I shall be stealing it.
just did a poo and unknowingly got some shit behind my fingernail
was just chewing them now and got a small clump of poo in my mouth
>>73961629
Is that the cranberries?
>>73961799
how did a 'sheed end up in kiwiland
>>73961803
I'll eat your pussy. May I??
want to eat an arsehole but only if it's a girl(female)s one that's been bleached
>>73961812
quintessential 'sheed post
>>73961767
go to church lad, God is with you always. I'm sure you'll get over it with the help of the Bible.
>>73961790
Discussion about rugby being middle/upper class
>>73961816
theres fucking trillions of indians here
dont worry though im white as they come
you could say im white as cum haha
>>73961827
literally no one bleaches their arsehole. stop watching porn you pathetic manchild.
>>73961699
steal most of my clothes from clothes shops
I'm begging to eat out Theresa's mays pussy
OH LORD! EYES CLOSED PICTURE THIS:
KINGSTON MEETS HAVANA
SOLIS, RANDY VALENTINE AND JAKE SAVONA
I TAKE YOU PON A JOURNEY MIXING MUSIC LIKE THE DRINK THEM CALL CUBANA,
MIXING CUBAN PERCUSSIONS AND THOUGHTS FROM GHANA
FREE UP YOURSELF, DO WHAT YOU WANNA
ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, SMOKE YOUR MARIJUANA
WHEN YOU THERE PON THE CORNER
NOBODY WILL BRING NO KIND OF DRAMA
TODAY YOU NEED NO AMMO OR NO ARMOUR
I GOT TO WALK STRAIGHT ON THIS ROCKY ROAD
POSITIVE ATTITUDE WHENEVER I'M ON THE MOVE
MI NO WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
BUT THEM SAY IF YOU SHOW LOVE THEN IT COMES BACK TO YOU
SO LET THE REGGAE MUSIC PLAY ON THE BEACH TONIGHT
GIVE ME A SIGNAL IF YOU FEEL THE VIBE
GIVE ME A LIGHT, LOOK ALIVE
REGGAE MUSIC IN HAVANA EVERYTHING IS NICE
>>73961827
the poo adds to the flavour
dog just did the biggest puke ive ever seen
hairy arseholes are peng
>>73961868
shallnot
>>73961849
literally no one eats arseholes either so it kind of cancels out you paki twink
poisoned an irish runt's dog lol
>>73961827
most girls don't do that
just have them wax it and then get them to have a shower. after that it's dinner time
>>73961872
Nigger
>>73961827
ah yes gastro how appealing
>>73961880
where to find such things on the internet?
>>73961880
quintessential tesco post
threw up a whole bunch
reckon dad saw it
>>73961784
hello rasheed
>>73961901
farmfoods
what shall i have for lunch?
>>73961929
hairy arsehole
ouch my pride
>>73961929
bleached arsehole
>>73961899
i think "hairy anal" would be enough to find
>>73961929
me >:)
just recited the dictionary backwards for the first time in 5 years
tesco thread
screaming
desu anal is less and less appealing to me
ever had sex with a girl man? you dont look at her asshole and go 'gosh that looks like the perfect place for my pecker'
next time you're wiping your ass think if that dry shit squisher is actually a sexual organ or not
*shares your opinion in the comments of a youtube video*
*makes a complete fool of myself and everyone rails against me*
>>73961952
yranoitcid eht
eating a strawberry yogurt museli bar
bastards changed the recipe and they dont taste as good now
haven't had a proper girlfriend in 10 years. dont know whats wrong with me. think im finally starting to crack lol
>>73961968
ISIS would heem EDL runts into next week
>>73961993
>>73961993
literally never touched a fanny
hope the irish girl has an hairy arse
is corbyn scrapping zero hour contracts?
Changed the recipe of my incredible strawberry yoghurt museli bar
hope the public like it
>>73962027
no he is scrapping contracts altogether
>>73961974
>you dont look at her asshole and go 'gosh that looks like the perfect place for my pecker'
I think you are a homosexual because everytime I did doggy with the ex her tight arsehole was awfully hard to resist
Gonna vote Corbyn.
Cons are walking us off a cliff, fucking disaster.
tearing keys out of my keyboard with wild abandon and flinging them to and fro
>>73961993
never had a serious one either
parents are convinced I am some sort of serial one night stander for some reason though hahahahahahahaha
>>73962051
really mate? wow cool
might do a wank to hairy female arseholes now. any decent sites to find such material?
honestly if a saw a giraffe walking down the street i'd easily snap its legs
haven't had a girlfriend since primary school
>literally never touched a fanny
very good use of the word abandon
>>73962048
this is 100% something david schneider would retweet
>>73962054
hairy arsehole
>>73962048
>t. The country that has an enslaved Briton as their patron Saint
>>73962069
same
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4436920/Yorkshire-Ripper-s-diet-Pot-Noodles-leaves-foul-smell.html
>>73962069
nonce
post hairy arseholes
>>73962056
howd they come to that conclusion
figuratively never touched a fanny
>haven't had a girlfriend since primary school
>same
sargon is more right-wing than Tommy Robinson
"i'm a classical liberal leftist guys!"
ahh yes, I just got 'dora'd
scumbling my tringy frundlers
trimmed my willy so it would look nicer
ICH FRAGE EUCH: SEID IHR BEREIT, MIT DEM FÜHRER ALS PHALANX DER HEIMAT HINTER DER KÄMPFENDEN
WEHRMACHT STEHEND DIESEN KAMPF MIT WILDER ENTSCHLOSSENHEIT UND UNBEIRRT DURCH ALLE
SCHICKSALSFÜGUNGEN FORTZUSETZEN, BIS DER SIEG IN UNSEREN HÄNDEN IST?
DRITTENS: DIE ENGLÄNDER BEHAUPTEN, DAS DEUTSCHE VOLK HAT KEINE LUST MEHR, SICH DER ÜBERHAND
NEHMENDEN KRIEGSARBEIT, DIE DIE REGIERUNG VON IHM FORDERT, ZU UNTERZIEHEN.
ICH FRAGE EUCH: SEID IHR UND IST DAS DEUTSCHE VOLK ENTSCHLOSSEN, WENN DER FÜHRER ES BEFIEHLT,
ZEHN, ZWÖLF, UND WENN NÖTIG VIERZEHN UND SECHZEHN STUNDEN TÄGLICH ZU ARBEITEN UND DAS LETZTE
HERZUGEBEN FÜR DEN SIEG?
VIERTENS: DIE ENGLÄNDER BEHAUPTEN, DAS DEUTSCHE VOLK WEHRT SICH GEGEN DIE TOTALEN
KRIEGSMASSNAHMEN DER REGIERUNG. ES WILL NICHT DEN TOTALEN KRIEG, SONDERN DIE KAPITULATION.
(ZURUFE: NIEMALS! NIEMALS ! NIEMALS !)
ICH FRAGE EUCH: WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG? WOLLT IHR IHN WENN NÖTIG TOTALER UND RADIKALER, ALS WIR
IHN UNS HEUTE ÜBERHAUPT NOCH VORSTELLEN KÖNNEN?
touched a fanny for the first time a few days ago, got a blowjob too
i'm 24, hopefully going to have sex soon and it wasn't with an escort btw
>>73962146
that'll teach you
might go to bed now
but first, a wank
>>73962122
is he more into hairy arseholes though?
>>73962154
nonce
>>73962122
imagine being one of those runts that make a living cherrypicking retards
A woman coworker said I'm not ugly.
She always says whatever she is thinking and is honest about whatever she talks about.
When she said that tonight, as dumb as it sounds, it hit me in the feels.
While she's far too young for me and has multiple attractive guys competing for her, the fact that someone who doesn't lie to be nice said that I'm not ugly meant a lot to me.
So many women over the years have called me ugly in some way.
I know it's pathetic but it actually made me feel good because it caused me to think that maybe I'm not as ugly as I think although I know that to most women the reality is, I'm ugly, and it hurts knowing it.
She didn't say I was attractive because she doesn't lie but just hearing someone say I'm not ugly means more to me than people think.
>'I've got a foreskin, haven't you?'
>Shocking video shows vile Chelsea fans singing anti-Semitic song before their FA Cup clash against Tottenham
banter
very happy today lads to the point where im smiling for no reason
>"I'm sorry but I'm crushing on someone else"
>find out later that someone is on the other side of the world and isn't interested
>the weekend's already over for australians
KEK
>>73962210
ive been laughing out loud, dare i say howling, at this thread for a low number of minutes, but nearly a double digit number, so not too low
>>73962187
odd cunt
literally never been called ugly and multiple girls have called me attractive
>>73962210
Same here. But instead of happy deeply miserable and not smiling.
>>73962187
reckon she has a hairy arsehole
sister, when you're not wearing your hijab you're like a chocolate sweet without a wrapper
>>73962114
I've bought some girls over a couple of times when they weren't here and then my brother snitched. other times I'll go out or say I won't be home late then be out all night and sleep elsewhere. plus my friends are all pretty chaddy and give off those vibes so they assume I'm the same wahey
>>73962214
tuesday's a public holiday
marine the pen
>>73962253
why?
>>73962273
hairy arseholes day
>>73962246
>then my brother snitched
for what purpose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdcrP-5bDIk
ah yes the old Vox
>A woman coworker said I'm not ugly.
>She always says whatever she is thinking and is honest about whatever she talks about.
>When she said that tonight, as dumb as it sounds, it hit me in the feels.
>While she's far too young for me and has multiple attractive guys competing for her, the fact that someone who doesn't lie to be nice said that I'm not ugly meant a lot to me.
>So many women over the years have called me ugly in some way.
>I know it's pathetic but it actually made me feel good because it caused me to think that maybe I'm not as ugly as I think although I know that to most women the reality is, I'm ugly, and it hurts knowing it.
>She didn't say I was attractive because she doesn't lie but just hearing someone say I'm not ugly means more to me than people think.
>>73962277
underage runt
Yanks are mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J184FmCiuLk
>>73962290
would love to shag her just for the experience
>>73962259
WAHEYY
TOP BANTZ LAD
>>73962290
>tfw ywn be snu-snu'd to death by a 6'7 jesse gf
>>73962273
Anzac Day /ˈænzæk/ is a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that broadly commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations" and "the contribution and suffering of all those who have served".[1][2] Observed on 25 April each year, Anzac Day was originally to honour the members of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) who fought at Gallipoli against the Ottoman Empire during World War I.
i dont recognise tuesdays
to do so would be to recognise the superiority of the jewish cabal
rather than enjoy a less fruitful six day week i instead simply treat it as Keksday, in honour of the only deity people can truly say has designated any people to be his chosen race
>>73962290
bet her arsehole hairs are very soft
>>73962099
BRRRAAAAPPPP
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/
State of Labour
>>73962316
god she's so FUCKING ugly
just smelt my armpits
>>73962351
>State of Labour
sooner than you know la
revolution is already cooking
>>73962355
>>73962291
because he's a runt who would do anything to try to get out of being in trouble
got called ugly all the time when i was a teenager, and rightfully so
these days i'm definitely at least a respectable 7/10 but i'm still extremely insecure
>>73962380
smeagol hands
>>73962119
>the world, shall still burn
>if only you... listened
don't think i was ever called ugly but no one's ever complimented me either so swings and rotaries
>>73962351
Baghdadi would be more valuable alive tho
ALLL MOI LOIFE
ME NEVER HAVE ME GUN SO ME HAVE TO MOOVE SHARP LOIKE ME KOIFE
>>73962380
spoiler that hog
>>73962400
boromir post
>>73962119
Honestly that pic is cool.
>Le scientists march
Fucking yanks.
casisdead?
watching a big of the ol' big bang theory
>>73961491
> matches
Literally the biggest meme on pipe smoking forums. It's because 50% of pipe smokers started when there were no decent commercially available lighters.
I use matches on occassion. You either have to be indoors, or there has to be literally no wind outside. And it's likely you'll have to use quite a few. And if you don't have your match box on you you'll have to find something dry and rough to ignite it on.
I prefer my zippo, which I use 80% of the time.
dont recall asking the league of extraordinary australian runts for an extensive rundown on their storied pasts with such an ugly epithet
replaced my boyfriend's big bang theory dvd with a gay porn dvd
twot has no idea
imagine doing this at Thorpe Park
you'd get swung
https://twitter.com/_roger_21/status/854932674355408896
any kangawoo fucking retards in here?
>Standing outside one of your so called "clubs" (they pale in comparison to the swing clubs of the 50's) savouring a woodbine
>some arrogant student asks if he can "bum a fag"
>hand him a woodbine and strike a match off my boot, lighting it for him
>chuckle to myself as he hocks his lungs up, exclaiming "bloody hell they're strong"
>Say "that's woodbines kid, for real men."
>>73962460
the nz in Anzac is lowercase
Pipe cleaners. The napkin of pipe smoking. Cleans the stem which the smoke passes through.
at what age do you think people start settling and most marry and have kids and all that
27? 28?
shant miss the train haha
>>73962497
kek
>>73962489
what the FUCK is wrong yanks
Why are people my age (20's) so edgy and left wing?
Fold them in half to take with me.
quite like park drives and other unfiltered ciggies
>>73962512
24
most girls are satisfied with their time spent on the cock carousel and the men have started their careers after lots of university study
picture the scene: it's midday in Navarre, the sun casts a blazing heat over the narrow streets of Pamplona, not a soul in sight.
in the middle of a dangerously narrow residential street, a midnight black 330lb bull stands proud, frothing at the mouth, a near insatiable bloodlust that has claimed the lives of over 50 men and women that day, crimson red running down its ivory white horns
suddenly it freezes, and turns to face down the street, it has sensed the presence of another, perhaps this shall be the one to quench its thirst for blood?
a gust of wind blows dust and flyers advertising the annual bull run into the air. As the atmosphere clears, the bull meets eyes with our protagonist, your humble narrator.
The bull is seething with anger at the arrogance of this latest challenger, not a whiff of fear can be detected from this man as he strikes a match against the heel of his boot and lights up a cigarette, extinguishing the match on his scrotum.
Our protagonist stands proud, cowboy boots polished to a fine shine, his cowboy hat passed down through generations of his family sat proudly atop his head, and a red neckerchief tied liberally around his neck.
He takes the neckerchief and unties it, holding it aloft in the wind to catch the eye of his opponent, and proceeds to tie it tightly around his ballsack, turning it a vibrant scarlet colour.
The bull loses all control of rational thought and resorts to its primal instincts, breaking into a sprint at over 35mph, horns leading the charge, hooves pounding the dirt
our protagonist lifts his head slightly, throws his cigarette on the ground and smiles at the corner of his mouth, arms outstretched and goolies presented proudly
>>73962547
Someone fedora this r/theredpill cunt
What the hell has Farrons opinion on Gays got to do with the price of bread? Are we all frightened that the Lefty Libtards will all have to run off to their 'SAFE SPACES' and have a mental breakdown!! For Gods sake lets all grow up and rid ourselves of this ridiculous Political Correctness!!
>>73962489
cringe
>>73962554
KNEW this was about bollocks
>>73962547
*Tips fedora*
off to sainsburys, want owt?
>>73962512
depends
there's one big wave at 19-23ish
then another around 28-32ish
>cock carousel
>Someone fedora this r/theredpill cunt
>>73962590
yeah that pesto pasta pot they do, a trail mix bar and a can of lemon sanny p please
gf just told me off for laughing at /brit/
says she thought i was choking to death
Also off to Saino's
Quite hungover..what food shall I buy to make it all better?
salad i ate for lunch was bomb
if you're a virgin over the age of 21 you have completely failed at life
can't imagine how much of a autistic mong you have to be buy into that red pill shite jesus christ
>sanny p
howling. I'm also prone to saying stuff like this
I called Crystal Palace 'Crizzy P' yesterday for example.
>>73962656
not surprising given you're in france
>>73962658
>can't imagine how much of a autistic mong you have to be buy into that red pill shite jesus christ
Gf got sent to jail don't know who to talk to
>>73962685
This shit is confusing. I literally can't tell the difference between a Canadian and a Lumberman.
>>73962652
tomato soup, chili powder, some fresh bread and wash it down with lots of water/tea
then have 2 ibuprofen and some hot chocolate and go back to sleep
>can't even 'dorapost right
howling
>>73962687
not sure if this is complementing france's cuisine or insulting france's problem with jihadism
>>73962687
yeah it was a french recipe i made
73962708
such a retarded quintessential leaf post i suspect youre doing it on purpose for yous thus shant but just so you know its the shape of the mouthpiece you reddistician
Kek.
It's a proven fact women seek the cock carousel for years-until their attractiveness diminishes and they settle with beta bucks. What they really desire is alpha fucks though, and they will hark back to this period after they have been stretched out.
>>73962720
>>can't even 'dorapost right
>howling
best brand of fags and baki lads?
>marlboro gold
>american spirit
>go back to sleep
/pol/ is leaking
>>73962756
would not know since I am not a degenerate
>>can't even 'dorapost right
>howling
alri
>>73962789
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> Anonymous 04/23/17(Sun)12:20:26 No.73962789 ▶
>File: fedora.jpg (345 KB, 720x540)
>>>can't even 'dorapost right
>>howling
Women hit the wall at 30. At this point they're useful for pump and dump, nothing else.
>>73962756
>2013+4
>cigarettes
I for one will NOT be celebrating a racist holiday like st George's day to say
how many fingers can you insert in your arse?
>>73962814
good lad
73962746
You don't even know what a shank is you retard. Fucking hell I hate aussies.
>>73962825
'asheed
>>73962756
I don't smoke anymore but marlboro reds are the best
>>73962825
>>73962830
bit strange
>>73962822
2017 will be the year of the pipe!
>>73962708
you're a fucking idiot, it even tells you the difference in the description on the picture
This is not meant to be a humblebrag about my penis or anything, it is a legitimate FA thing and another shitheap to add to my life.
I used to think I had it going well size-wise in the penis department. Now of course, the sick joke with this is that I'm an ugly as fuck, surely autistic, 25 year old kissless virgin, so it isn't like I would ever use this good thing anyway. I resorted to posting pictures/videos of it here on Reddit for maybe 6 months, getting a lot of good feedback on the size and look. Even led to some conversations/online sexting stuff with girls.
Then suddenly let's say at the start of the year, my circumcision scar has started to get red, inflamed, and painful any time I masturbate. I didn't start masturbating until I was around 23-24 (yes it's true), kinda when I started posting stuff online, and I never had an issue masturbating for that year. I've taken to Reddit again to try to figure out what is wrong or what I should do as a preliminary thing, just to get some online opinions, and basically the response I have gotten is that I received a horribly botched circumcision and that I would need to see a medical professional, maybe even a plastic surgeon to fix it. I never even knew anything was wrong with it.
I am just beyond words right now, which is why I'm venting to foreveralone subreddit about my fucking penis. It's a stereotype that the types of loser guys like us spend our time masturbating with a porn addiction instead of working to get real girls, and I can't even do that. One thing that gives guys a few minutes of pleasure in their lives? Nope, not for me.
I literally can't have one good thing in my life. My horrific looks, my social awkwardness/autism/weirdness, being basically friendless and a shut-in for over a decade, no romantic experiences, no, that wasn't enough. Now the one semi-good thing I had in my life, even that is going to cause me pain.
>>73962856
shant be reading this
any know why the arsenal goal keeper wears that helmet?
>2017 will be the year of the pipe!
>>73962888
me giving the 'deau a hi-5
>>73962880
he had a mid air head collision and now prefers to wear it at all times
>>73962853
That's why I posted the picture. I mean I can't tell the difference when I see a random pipe. I usually post on a pipe forum, and the autists over there seem to know the difference between four pipes that look almost exactly the same by heart.
Who the fuck sees whether the pipe is round-shanked or oval-shanked in a blurry jpeg?
>>73962910
>>73962934
shieeeeeeeet
i did think as i was typing it it's the chelsea keeper but assumed it was a typo
the 'drobe
>>73962973
bet they all smell like lynx
Why the hell are the fucking yanks and leafs getting weed and we aren't. Our govt is full of absolute benders
do a new
>>73962973
*makes a youtube video threatening your family*
bellend smells of hairy arseholes
>>73962995
is it too much effort to send your dealer a text mate?
you dizzy blud?
>>73963051
I don't have a dealer
>>73963081
t. posh mummies boy
>>73962995
pretty much legal. i use a weed delivery service thats been going on in my city for over 10 years and used by thousands. the police have to know about it but choose to do nothing.
FUUUUUUCKKKKK
>>73963100
>>73963100
>>73963100
>>73963100
> german meerschaum
> carved into crazy heads and shit
> turkish meerschaum
> intricate geometric patterns
Kind of funny that the two meerschaum pipe-making countries are Germany and Turkey. Meerschaum pipes are expensive pipes made from a clay-like material.