Why are normies so obsessed over beaches? Or is it just because

I live literally 10 minutes walk from the beach. Last summer I didn't even go once.

bitches love beaches

meet my GF there, great place for socializing, maybe that's why you don't like it.

>>73960600
Beaches are fun; you meet bitches there. You can show off the big muscles that /fit/ helped you build, and get drunk in the sun.

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>tfw australian and hate the water

>>73960671
>great place for socializing
h-how?

>>73960648
Do you suffer in Spain?

>>73960693

Great bars, pubs and restaurants are always near the beach.

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>>73960689
>live between gold coats and sunshine coast
>always called best beaches in the world
>literally went once last year
>beach was closed so i went to a river mouth beach instead

>>73960600
Here in Australia, something like 90% of the population is within a 45 minute drive from the beach, and yet it's still massively loved. It's not because it's an exotic thing

The only people I've met who don't like the beach are mentally ill, physically handicapped, ugly or fat (see: physically handicapped, and, ugly)

>>73960671
>>73960685
>go to beach with friends
>swim in water
>go home
Where do you meet the girls in there? You can start conversation with them there, sure, but the same way you can start talking to some girls on public transport

>>73960743
Please don't tell me you live in Logan

>>73960600
If you live with no sight of a beach in a big radius then beaches are pretty fucking amazing to one
I traveled near Barcelona for the last years every summer with my parents, because their are obsessed with the nigger-grave-sea
I stopped going with them because they spend an entire day at the beached doing nothing but swim, eat tuna, reading and sitting in the sun
It gets me bored really fast

>>73960697
I do in summer. It's so fucking hot that it's unbearable, it makes me rage internally desu.

>>73960760
t. normie

>>73960689
Tell us more about Alice Springs.

>>73960693
>¡Hola!! ¿No me reconoces? Soy un posteador bien considerable de "/int/." Si, de veras, no es trola...

When i was a child, I used to go to the beach every year with my parents. It was pretty boring, desu.
Nowadays, in the summer i just go to my local lake, swim to the other side and back a few times. It's a nice workout. But besides that, i'd still find it boring.

>>73960648
Forgot to say I love the sea though, I know it sounds contradictory but what I hate is roasting myself in the sun at 35 degrees, get myself covered in sun and shit.

But I love walking by the sea in winter, for instance.

beach is relaxing tqbh

>>73960906
Where?

>>73960778

there is this huge Avenue in here that has a shitload of universities, that avenue ends in the beach, it's easy to see young people going for the beach at lunch time, get naked and study on the sand for a couple of hours before returning.

>see same hot girls everyday
>say: Hi... you here again...
>invite her for a ice cold beer or icecream
>join people playing football or footvolley

come on, it's easy, if she steps back you move to the next one.

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I live a 10 minute walk from a nice beach down by the lake.
I prefer going around and skip the sand. Rocky beaches are better. Sand is torture.
>pic related, you can even see the lake from my home

>>73960862
>It's hot
>lots of abos
>railway to Darwin stops there

the only interesting thing is that's it's near a major Jewish American spying centre known as Pine Gap

>>73960845
>>>/r9k/
Daily reminder this board is for normalfags

>>73960966
Where my parents took me? Ostsee.
Where I live now? Sachsen

In Denmark you're never more than 50km away from a beach

>>73960862
>"¿Te gustan las banderas? En mi tiempo libre suelo postear en un foro de anime, intercambiando opiniones con gente de todo el mundo. ¿Te vienes a mi casa y te lo enseño?"

How did I not see that until now? 95% chance of getting laid.

>>73961018
Wow i feel bad for you :^(

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>>73960808
Redlands

>>73960975
>>invite her for a ice cold beer or icecream
Where's your dignity, mate?

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>>73960816
>nigger-grave sea

>>73961102
>browsing 4Chan this early on a sunday
Wheres yours?

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i love the beach where i can show off my great body and score honeys. i've started going to the beach like a week ago. it's a five minute walk from my college which is on the coast.

>>73961135
I need to get to work in 2 hours, mein freund.

>Spain
>work

>>73961035
>"¿Os he mencionado que la única bandera que me falta es Micronesia? Jollines tía, ¡qué si es escabulliza la muy gilipollas!"

>>73960600
You hate beachs because you are a lardass with a disgusting body

>>73961147
do the muzzies try to ban women showing skin at the beach?

>>73961147

girls in burkini really aren't that sexy Ahmed.

>>73961147
>wheredidtheassgo.jpg

>>73961180
Oh my
Thats very völkisch from you, keep it up!

>>73961102
>Where's your dignity, mate?

in muh pants, fucked my GF yesterday thanks to this move, and you?

>>73961310
Believe it or not I live with my gf.

Didn't fuck her yesterday though, probably tonight or tomorrow.

>>73960845
If you're not a normie then get the fuck out of my country
Im sick of the limp wristed asians and beta indians

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>>73961237
>>73961246
>>73961274

>>73961480
(((Other cristians)))

>>73960600
it's because of romanian qts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LaDNPW0QwA

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Beaches are nice when they are empty.

>>73961547
so you can dig huge holes?

>>73961529
yeah, orthodox (me)

>>73961624
No longnoses?

>>73961612

beat me to it

>>73961655
most of them moved to Israel
there's like 20 or something left

>live far away from beach
>too poor to travel anywhere

My life is suffering

>>73960600
Going to the beach is all about relaxing. I can't relax. That is why I dislike it.

>>73961834
>going to the beach
>sweden

with a fur?

>>73961754
How are they being treaded?

But Im not. I like citywondering tourism. Prague is great for that, its one of my favourite cities.

>>73961893
pretty normal.
we even have a synagogue here that was restored after the civil war.

>>73962057
>I like citywondering tourism.

Typical of russians Shows their asian genes. Russians, Japs and all asians never go to the beach.

>>73962131
how long till Mohammed makes it explode?

>>73962185
we're not in europe so it's not very likely to happen

Beach is just a place to swim outdoors. And like all places to swim, it's nice because you can strip down to barely anything and feel the elements against your skin. Water, sun, wind. You also get to show off your body and check out girls.

With that said, I don't think it's worth traveling just to go to a beach. There has to be other stuff too. If you just wanna swim it's way easier to just go to a local lake or something.

>>73962147
Giovanni pls, I have beach nearby in my city I visited alot and I was at beach hotel at Capo Taormina on Sicilia. Its good, just not my favourite method of recreation.

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>>73960743
I live near the ocean and a bunch of gigantic beaches, but usually go to this "beach" instead because the water is warmer. You can also fish from the pier without a boat.

One room and a leather couch is enough for socializing. Only plebs fuck in sand.

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>>73962435
>I have beach nearby in my city
t.crimean

>>73960689
>>73960743
t. zhang

>>73961412
good post

makes me fucking livid whenever I see a neet loser weeb with an australian flag on this board

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>>73962520
>t.zhang
pic related
>>73961412
good post

>>73962510
Nope=) Its not sea.I have river here, 3 km wide in narrowest place, 12 km wide at my dacha. Plus up to 40C in august, so its great for sunbathing

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>>73962510
Russia has large river beaches. It's surprisingly hot in the summer, and the rivers are gigantic.

>>73962664
Where at? Is it the Volga?

That reminds me how when I lived in central Ohio there were no lakes or beaches so they dammed a tiny creek to make a reservoir then built an artificial beach along the side of it, right in view of the damn. It was ugly as fuck. I imagine yours is much better.

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it is novel to witness the vast expanse that hasn't been paved over by human beings, something we forget about in my landlocked state although there are "beaches" on lake michigan

>>73962707
>It's surprisingly hot in the summer
It's not surprising at all, fatty. That's just how continental climate works. Stop watching propaganda movies that portray Russia as an evil frozen wasteland.

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>>73962707
>>73962664
>>73962664
>river beaches

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>>73962883
Not everyone is fortunate enough to live in Italy...

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>>73962804
I lived in Omsk, Horst. Most foreigners are surprised at the heat and humidity in the summer.

>>73962964
why do they have a pool there? Are river waters toxic?

>>73960600
These are feelings you and me can't understand, Karel. It's like a meeting place, similar to a pub in our countries (except warmer and not as full with drunk men eating roasted pork).

>>73962964
> Most foreigners are surprised at the heat and humidity in the summer.
Then most foreigners are idiots.

What do you fags do in the beach? I hate it, the sun burns like a motherfucker, tourists are fucking pigs polluting the coast and sea, everything is more expensive because its in the beach, fucking sand everywhere, its loud as fuck and sometimes windy too

Id rather stay at home tbqh, dont tell me you go to socialise, thats what clubs and bars are for

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>>73963012
Slightly, but lots of resorts have swimming pools, even if they are next to the water. Pools are heated and have other features that you can't provide in a river - like food/drink service.

if you don't live near a major body of water then you really should end your fucking life Tbh

>>73963103
swim surf and hit on qt tourists

>>73963103
Swim. Tan. Toss a ball.

Standing in the surf and throwing foam balls that bounce on the surface of the water is so fun.

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>>73960823
>be in Seville on holiday years ago when it was 40C

>>73963103
beach cricket, surf, body board, kite surf et etc etc

>the sun burns like a motherfucker
use sunscreen you dumb fuck
>sometimes windy too
this is a good thing
t. live in one of the windiest cities in the world

>>73962761
Yep, Volga. I live in Saratov.
We have municipal beaches and a lot of wild beaches on islands. Many people here have boats and travel there in summer.

>>73963240
I remember a 46 C day here, probably a decade back

pushing into the 40s is fairly standard for January and February here

>>73960823
>>73963240
poorfags withour air conditioning systems

>>73962147

I never go to the beaches simply because I'm too shy and would feel uncomfortable being among a crowd of naked people.

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>>73960600
I love beaches, just sitting in the sand in nice hot weather, reading a book and smoking a jay, or sipping a beer.
Most of our coast is rocky and unwelcoming, where there are actual beaches it's too cold to enjoy it.
Global warming when? Tired of this cold place 2bh f.am

>>73963311
It was 45C in Egypt for a week but the humidity was 0% and you could swim in the sea so it was fine but anywhere near 40C in Europe is too fucking hot.
>>73963346
t.African refugee

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>>73962435
>>73962664
>>73963281
>tfw no beaches in my town at all and the nearest good one is hundreds kilometers away from here

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>english
>nearly fucking die every time the temperature went past 30 C
>move to Australia
>perfectly fine with anything below 42 C

>>73963367
>crowd of naked people
But they are in swimwear.
You have to go to nudist beach to view naked people.

>>73963502
you have to go back

>>73963521
t. zhang

>>73963466
Im sorry for you...

>>73963235
>>73963236
>swim
Fucking disgusting m8

Enjoy cancerous salty water infested with animal/human shit (ive seen chinks shit on the beach) and used amerishart condoms

>>73963510
>nudist beach

great times....

>>73960600
Too many people to enjoy it alone for yourself. Same goes for theaters.

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Water-based lifestyles are GOAT

If you don't live in a costal city then you're basically fucking retarded

>>73963280
For spme reason my skin is sensitive as fuck to the sun and sunscreen makes it worst

I guess watersports are a gpod excuse l

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Where my lakebros at?

>>73963652
>not living innawoods lifestyle

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>>73963391
Wikipedia says that Norway has the northern-most beach resort in the world, at "sandfjorden" in a town called Berlevåg.

You should visit there and take a swim and report back for /int/.

The latitude is 70.7°N. Good luck.

Growing up in Australia makes me literally unable to understand how a landlocked country works.

>>73960600
they like having parties with half naked chicks

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>>73963717
>not having woodland on the coast

How strange or customary is it to see someone reading at the beach in your country?

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>>73963719
I've bathed in the ocean loads of times, even in the north of the country.
It's not really pleasant, but further south it's actually ok if there's been a period of warm sunny weather for a week or two, which happens about once a year.
Lakes are the best option

>>73962883
But you havnt real big rivers. How can you judge?

>>73960600

ITT fat wizards who can't take their shirt off whinge about beaches

>>73960954
How? The large crowds always ruin it.

>>73963821
it's strange to see anyone read in australia under any circumstance

one of the most famous guys here has literally never read a single book in his entire life

>>73963982
not every beach has crowds. every beach I can ever remember going to has had areas that were relatively empty

>>73963982
surely with America's size crowds wouldn't be a problem?

pretty much our entire coastline is made up of beaches, so it's never an issue here

>>73964107
tourists

>>73960760
kill yourself

>>73964210
yeah never had a single tourist in Australia

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>>73963932
I've seen fat guidos confidently walk on the shoreline without a shirt. I think it has more to do with how many people go which doesn't allow some to relax in peace.

>>73960760
truthy

>>73964107
I've been to bondi, that's certainly crowded enough.
But yeah, most other places I were you could walk for miles down the beaches until you found your own little spot with no people, it was really nice, one of the reasons I want to travel to Aus again really.
Byron Bay was really nice, fucked a hippechick there.
Further north was too warm and filled with snakes and shit though.

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>>73964296
Bondi is the one exception. Maybe Surfer's Paradise too.

If you ever go to Perth, it's worth heading down south to Margaret River or even Albany to get some really great beaches with barely any crowds, pic related. The weather's a lot less hot there too.

Rottnest is nice too, although you you run the risk of getting dragged out to sea with no lifeguards in sight.

is every toned and tanned with a sexy beach body in aus

>>73964507
tanned, yes
toned, kek no

>>73960600
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7NTRyOLKg

>>73964444
I was only on the southern and eastern coasts when I was there, is the west coast worth traveling? Seems pretty desolate north of Perth really.

>>73964536
kek I would imagine it's quite an outdoorsy lifestyle how does a tubby fare in aus?

>>73964653
hey same, nice

>>73964569
There's absolutely nothing worth seeing north of Perth.
There's a lot of wineries south of Perth and some a bit of touristy shit. Busselton has the longest jetty in the southern hemisphere. It's nothing too amazing though, people just like going down south to relax on the beach and shit.

If you come back to Australia it's worth spending a couple of days in Perth and down south, but it's definitely not worth a trip in its own right. It's now the only city in Australia where you can get a direct flight from Europe to, so I guess if you ever come over again it's going to be on the way.

>>73964611
they do the outdoorsy shit, then they go home and drink beer all night

>>73964735
Thanks, I'll definitely consider it, a direct flight from europe is certainly a plus.

Beaches suck and i feel that being Australian its even worse as thats all anyone ever wants to go to. fuck beaches

>>73964611
2/3 Australians are overweight or obese

>>73962470
i envy you americans eith lakes
>>73967785
good thing theres not as many fat ones on the beach

I fucking hate beaches due to awful experience in a childhood and teenage years.

>>73968877
tell us, you're among friends

>>73960648
this
THIS

>>73960600
Same except I live really close to a beach. I also lived an hour away from Disney world and I didn't give a shit about that after a few times either.

>>73960600
I'm not obsessed with beaches since the nearest beach is the arctic one.

>>73960671
>>73960685
Disgusting normal fags GTFO

>>73969000
he company of young people is located by the water. A few guys and girls. They are all tanned, slim and beautiful. Bikinis only slightly cover their young bodies. Bathe, sunbathe, laugh. Evidently, they are all in pairs. A guy and a girl from the company stand on the waist in the water, holding hands, kissing.
Not far from them is another "company." Aunt with sagging piles and fat ass, in a stupid hat, and a thin man with a saggy belly. The aunt lies in the sun with a belly up, with a newspaper triangle on her nose. A man is sitting, leafing through the "Komsomolskaya Pravda". Next to them is a pale and very skinny guy. His back is covered with pimples, and his facial expression resembles a hunted beast. Occasionally he takes a look at his peers, who are having fun together. He especially likes one of the girls, with an aspen waist and chestnut hair. He feels envy. But young people don't notice him. He gets up, goes into the water. After a while, a shrill screams over the beach: "Andryusha, don't swim far! The fat woman screams. A company of young people pays attention. Andryusha with an evil face swims to the shore. "Andrew, get out of the water! You'll catch a cold!" The guy throws a fierce look at the mother. But she does not lag behind. "Andrei, come out, I need the procedure!" You are insensitive, you don't respect your mother at all" He climbs out of the water, furtively glances at the youngsters and notices that they are looking at him with grin on their faces. He clenches his teeth and looks at the sand. Parents take on clothes and go to the exit. He silently wickers behind them. By the edge of the ear he hear how young people are discussing where they are going today. It would have been better if he now shitposted in an empty apartment in his Severozamkadsk. It would be better, as usual, to talk with the anons about Protopopov, instead of being subjected to this mental execution.

>>73970145
In the evening he goes to the shower in the hotel. He closes the door, removes the trunks, begins to masturbate on the image of the girl with chestnut hair from the beach, after 10 seconds, plentifully finishing. Then he lies down on the bed. Under the parental snoring dreams, as he rests on the sea. In dreams everything is different. He has friends and his girlfriend. They all come together in the evening from the disco, everyone disperses to numbers, he deals with his chan in the room with love, and then they, happy, fall asleep in each other's arms. Fat mother fart in a dream. But Andryusha does not hear this. He was already asleep. Tomorrow early in the morning they have an excursion.

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>>73970204
>Fat mother fart in a dream

Can't even go to the beach anymore because of Trump.

>>73960823
>it makes me rage internally

Well lucky then you aren't muslim (anymore)

>>73960975
>there is this huge Avenue in here that has a shitload of universities, that avenue ends in the beach, it's easy to see young people going for the beach at lunch time, get naked and study on the sand for a couple of hours before returning.

About which city are you talking? Barcelona?

>>73961237
Because secretly they are all gay